Mosier bulletin., October 14, 1910, Image 3

curiously bxpresecu.
Curious ways of expressing Ideas In
English may be expected from foreign­
ers, as, for instance, »-hen the French­
man. who made a call In the country
UNIQUE ROYAL FEAST GIVEN IN
and was about to be Introduced to Ute
ABYSSINIA.
family, said: "Ah, xe ladles! Zen I
vould before, If you please, vlsh to
purify mine ’aads and to sweep mins
Once a Week the Ruler Feeda Al.
hair."
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Hla Subjects Who Caro to At­
Much Governed.
tend— Ceremonial a Strangs
"W hy do you call up at that box.
One.
my man?"
DINING WITH NEGUS
S M IT H W A N T S
Honey
iota toes
Onions
Apples
F ru it
a f a il
Kinds.
Fresh
Vegetables,
A lt Kinds
o f Livestock.
Dressed Veal
Dressed Dork
Dressed Digs
Live Chickens
Dressed Chickens
Live Ducks
Dressed Ducks
L ive Geese
Dressed Geese
Fresh Eggs
Creamery Butter
Aildress all Shipment*.
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PO R TLA N D . OREGON
Dr. B. E. Wright
Have your teeth out ar d plate and bridge work
done. For out-of-town patrons we finish plate
and bridgre work in one day if necessary.
PRICES;
Kv'ar ( » . »
$5.00
?Zt Fri*, T m .
$3.50
U i Fife« ......$1.
Fumi NUd
$100
Stm Fifan___50c m
im i «A l» Plata $5.00
Eta U tub.
„
Plata............ *130
lista i Eilradi« 50c
BEST METHODS
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work is ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot
act better painless wurk anywhere. no mattar
bow much you pay.
All Work fully Guaranteed fo r Fifteen Y ear«
Dr. B. E. Wright Co.
342} Washington St.,
Portland, Oregon
Take car at depot and transfer to Washinarton St.
Footgear Brought Success.
It was the sturdy sandals of the
Teutonic tribes that enabled them to
march across Europe to the walls of
Home, and we know that the footgear
of an army Is still a most Important
part of Its equipment Those whom
the Romans called Scythians wore
rough sheepskin boots and the Cauls
were already noted for their wooden
soles.
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The Real Injury.
"You know the fate of the pitcher
that goes to the well too often." "Go­
ing to the well never hurt a pitcher
yet. It's going to the corner saloon
that sends him back to the bush
leagues."— Philadelphia Ledger.
A Test of Shakespeare.
A friend of father's told me that Is
the only test to apply In considering
which parts of the doubtful plays are
genuine. . . . “ If you want to read
it. It's Shakespeare; and If you don't,
It Isn't."— The Spectator.
o w a r d e . b c r t o » - a * « , « u < ohsmi«.
Leatlville, Colorado. K|*H'iineh price«: tiold.
H
Silver. Lead, (1. Gold, Silver. 75c; Gold. 50e: Zino
or Copper, SI. Mulling envelope« and full price list
sent on application. Control and Umpire work so­
licited. Bofcronce: Carbonate National Bank.
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FILL-O
I f you have aebinff teeth or cavities and you are
too nervous for the dental ordeal, try Fill-O. the
home dentist. A t druggists or by mail 26c.
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RY
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Drink
"T o learn what new laws have been
The new Negus of Abysalnta. like'
passed since 1 went on duty," an­
his predecasor on the throne before
swered the policeman.
him, gives a public dinner to all of hla
subjects once a week, when they may
feast to their hearts’ content. On the
three annual festivals this "gheber"
becomes a spectacle probably un-
equaled In the annals of court dinners.
An Italian traveler who has been priv­
ileged to be present describes It in a
letter to the "Corriere.”
The background of the barnltke
structure which serves as dining room
Is all but filled with the famous throne
bed which the French republic had
presented to the late King Menelek;
the present negus, on the occasion of
the state dinner, sat on the edge of It
when the European visitors, the first
to enter the room, filed past hlra,
each one being received with a smile
and a shake of the hand. Aa soon aa
they were seated and began to eat
King Jarsu also began, but his state
dignitaries have ts wait till their lord,
There is no use trying to after a while, gives the sign that they
may fall to.
keep well with Imperfect also
The Abyssinian royal menu Is
digestion, clogged bowels sprung as a surprise on the European
and sluggish liver. Take who has expected either the food of
man or the concoctions of a
a short course of the Bit­ primitive
French chef. There are six courses,
ters.
It always corrects but they do not vary much, the chief
such ills and greatly im­ Ingredients of all being the flesh of
The table service Is a curious
proves your general health. fowls.
medley of costly, beautiful gold vessels
and broken crockery of the cheapest
kind. The Europeans use knives and
Hereditary Initlnct.
forks, the Abysslnlans are fed by
When baby turns away from the slaves. A strange silence pervades
amiable visitor who Is trying to make the room during the three hours from
friends, and rushes to mother and 10 a. m. to 1 p. m. while the feast la
burlea his face In her skirts, he Is do­ going on. and you hear the distant;
ing exactly what It was wise for chll- sound of the great crowd waiting Im­
dred to do In the ancient forest, when patiently for admittance, and the beat­
stranger and danger were the same ing of the drums In honor of the arch,
thing, and not Just rhymes as they angel Gabriel at the church close by.
are now.
The moment the Europeans have
ended their meal the curtains ore
Montana City Holds Record.
Miles City, Montana, holds the re<> drawn aside and through every door
ord for variation In temperature. The the stream of natives pours In. There
highest temperature recorded there Is are 80 tables, each one In charge of
111 deg., which Is within 8 deg. of the an overseer and four assistants, and
highest recorded In the United States. from five to six thousand Abysslnlans
Miles City's lowest mark has been 67 are In an Incredibly abort time en­
deg. below zero, which Is truly arctic. gaged In feeding and talking at the
The range between these two ex­ same time at the top of their voices.
tremes Is 178 deg., which Is a record. Each table la served by eight slaves,
who are kept hard at work supplying
the diners with great lumps of raw
A N D KODAK
meat, with which they eat the leaves
S U P P L I E S
W rit, for catalogue, and literature. Developing of a native vegetable, the anghera.
and printing. Mail orders given prompt attention They eat enormous quantities of both,
Portland Photo Su pply Co.
drinking honey water, the national
149 Third Street
PORTLAND. ORE.
beverage, out o f gigantic horns. Aa
soon as one crowd Is satisfied It has
Tents, Awnings, Saii$ to make room for another, and all the
Cots, Hammocks, Canvas and Covers time the musicians are doing their ut­
1 or 1,000 at factory prices.
most on trumpets, flutes and other In­
PACIFIC TENT AND AWNING CO. struments to add to the deafening din.
27 N. First St.. Portland. Or.
Last of all, a cluster of singers group
themselves round the negus, chanting
a hymn In his praise, of whtoh, how­
ever, he cannot possibly hear a single
word. And so ends this cheerful state
dinner in the palace of the king of
kings.
KODAKS
Cured in
Three
Days
Blood Humors HUNDREDS DIE
Commonly cause pimples, bolls, hives,
eczema or salt rheum, or some other
form of eruption; but sometimes they
exist In the system, Indicated by feel­
ings of weakness, languor, loss of ap­
petite, or general debility, without
causing any breaking out
They are expelled and the whole sys­
tem Is renovated, strengthened and
toned by
Death List Grows H o u rly -
Bodies In Piles.
Four Towns Wiped Out By Onrush-
ing Blaze— Hundreds Escape on
Special Trains.
A Doubtful Member.
In Mtse Wood's kindergarten elaai
there were eight pupils, four girls ant
four boys. One of the boys, however
had not yet reached the estate of kllta
not to mention trousers. Accordingly
when little Susan I’helps was asked b)
a visitor to tell how many boys ant
bow many girls there were, her con
fused reasoning went as follows:
"There's eight, one, two, three, four
five, six, seven, eight, Miss Elliott,” sh«
replied.
“ And If he's a girl"— sh*
pointed at one who wore dresses In
stead of manly garb— "why, there'i
five girls, and one, two, three boys
But if she's a boy, there's one, two
three, four girls, and one, two— foul
boys. She’s really a boy, you know
Miss Elliot," she confided. In conclu
Mon.—Youth’s Comuanlon.
Mother*
w ill find Mrs. Wlnelow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use to* their children
during the teethtu* t>cr!od
tm .im l)
A u iiu y in a .
The Circle Railroad In London de
scribes a circle whose diameter Is
about 10 miles. In the car was an old
and very obese lady, who expressed
the utmost solicitude lest she be car­
ried past her station. A passenger as­
sured her that her station was half an
hour away, and that he would tell her
when they reached It.
"Thank you very much, sir," said
the old lady, "but whenever I gets
out, bein' as 'otv I’m so 'cavy, I backs
out; an' I ain't more than 'arf way
out afore along comes n guard, an'
'e says, ‘Look lively there, mum,' says
he, 'look lively, an’ 'e pushes me back
In again, an' I’ve been round the cir­
cle three times this morning!”
Worth Its Weight in Gold.
I t ’s P E T T IT ’S EYE SALVE, strength­
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strain, weak a-d watery eyes.
All
druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo,
N. T .
A
D yron
B liu u «.
Many years ago some admirers ot
Lord Byron raised a subscription for
a monument to the poet to be placed
In Westminster Abbey. Chantrey was
requested to execute It, but on ao-
count of the smallness of the sum
subscribed he declined, and Thorwald-
sen was then applied to and cheerfully
undertook the work.
In about 1838 the finished statue
arrived at the customs .house In Lon­
don. but to the astonishment of the
subscribers the dean of Westminster,
Dr. Ireland, declined to give permis­
sion to have It set up In the abbey,
and owing to this difficulty, which
proved Insurmountable, for Dr. Ire­
land's successor was of the sains opin­
ion. it remained for upward of twelve
years In the customs house, when
(1846) It was removed to the library
of Trinity College. Cambridge.
The poet to represented In the
statue of the Blze of life, seated on a
ruin, with hts left foot resting on the
fragment of a column. In his right
hand he holds a style up to hto mouth,
In his left a book. Inscribed "Chllde
Harold." He Is dressed In a frock
coat and oloak. Beside him on the
left Is a skull, above which Is the
Athenian owl.
The likeness to. of
course, posthumous. Thorwaldsen was
born November 19, 1770, and died on
March 24. 1844.
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Warroad, Minn., OcL 10.— Death’s
toll from forest fires now sweeping
Northern Minnesota in the Rainy River
district may reach 400.
General Su­
perintendent Cameron o f the Canadian
Pacific railway, says this estimate will
be larger.
Four towns have been wiped out by
the flames.
Hundreds o f settlers are misaing and
the death list grows hourly. Bodies of
98 dead have already been gathered.
Thousands of refugees fill Warroad.
The town is in great danger from
forest fires which are gradually ap­
proaching the town.
Two special
trains left Winnipeg over the Cana­
dian Northern railway with fire hose
and apparatus. Roosevelt is safe af­
ter an all-day fight, but the town is
crowded with refugees.
The fire is spreading and is now only
seven miles from Sprague, Manitoba,
which is 20 miles Northwest of here.
A fire is also coming down from the
north o f Sprague, where it has burned
the great quantities of cord wood, tel­
ephone and telegraph poles awaiting
shipmenL
The forest fire is the greatest since
the Hinckley, Minn., horror o f 15
years ago. It is almost impossible to
estimate the number o f missing, but
messages Bent out by private individ­
uals indicate that 100 relatives, most­
ly from around Beaudette, have not re­
ported.
General Superintendent Cameron, of
the Canadian Northern,
places the
number of deaths at 400, but admits
that it may be larger.
The towns o f Pitt, Spooner, Grace-
town and Beaudette were burned F ri­
day nighL The fire was|heralded by a
shower of sparks and (burning brands,
which swept across the Beaudette riv­
er, and the inhabitants barely had
time to reach the special train that
was waiting ,before both towns were
on fire.
) Sick people, apparently by the score,
appeared and were carried or assisted
to points of safety. {There were five
patients in Carrigan's hospital who
had been burned.
A special train is waiting to take
the people to some other point in case
the fire should get a fresh start
The
town is not yet entirely free of dan­
ger.
The buildings o f tbs Shevlin-Math-
ieu Lumber company are practically
the only structures standing in Spoon­
er, not a tree, fence, nor a foot o f side­
walk being lefL There are not even
the heaps o f debris that usually remain
after a fire.
The property loss in Rainy River,
Beaudette and Spooner alone, includ­
ing the Rat Portage Lumber company’s
plant and yard at Rainy River and the
yard o f Shevlin-Mathieu Lumber com­
pany at Spooner, will total about $1,-
500,000. It will be some time before
the loss o f life is known even approxi­
mately.
Wagon loads o f human bodies ars
being brought into the railway station
at Beaudette. It is reported that many
settlers, erased with g rie f at the loss
o f families and property, are roaming
the woods, and searching parties are
looking for the injured, the dead and
the demented. One family of nine,
one o f seven and one of five are known
to have perished.
A t8 :3 0 p . m. Saturday a tornado
o f fire struck Beaudette and Spooner,
and within three minutes after the first
alarm every building was
ablaxe.
Within half an hour they were but
heaps o f ashes. The people o f these
two towns had just enough time to get
out o f their homes with what they had
on their backs. They were loaded on
a passenger train that was standing at
the depot and taken to Rainy River,
OnL
A Wooden Balloon.
Many things have happened since
the time of the Montgolfiers, and per­
haps the most remarkable of all la the
Invention of a Oerman engineer, Herr
“ The Neal T J ~ L . ' l
Rettlg. Instead of having for the en­
Cured Me”
velope of hts balloon silk or goldbeat­
ers’ skin he has adopted wood. The
No Hypodermic injections.
new aerostat Is 130 meters long, with
You can take this treatment at the Institute
or your home, and your money will be returned
a diameter of 15 meters. It has also
i f * perfect cure is not affected. Investigate
two motors. The wood used In the con­
this. It will only take a few moments to phone
us for information. Personal and financial
struction of the envelope Is Canadian
reference on application. For full informa­
pine. Herr Rettlg claims that he will
tion. phone, write or call at the
N E A L
INSTITUTE
effect a saving of gas to an enormous
Phono. M arshall 2400
T e B r e s t In N ew S h o e s.
extent, that his envelope will not be
kJ54 H all S I
PO R TLA N D . O R E .J
shake In Allen's Foot Ease, a powder,
affected by the sun’s rays, since wood ft Always
cur« » hot, sweating, aeliln g, sw ollen feet.
corns, ingrow ing nails and bunions. A t
183 M adison S t .
P ortland , O regon is a bad conductor of the beat. He Cures
and shoe steres, '¿'»c. Dnnt accept
says that hla envelope will hold the gas t m il y druggists
substitute. Sample mal led FREE. Address
ATRIP TO PORTLAND FREE
for weeks and that he will reach con­ alien 8. Olmsted, Le K oy.N . Y.
CUT KATES IN
siderable altitudes. Her Rettlg de­
New York’s Nigh*. Workers.
PAINLESS DENTISTRY
clares that he haa solved the problem
Painless E xtraction ...... Free
It to generally supposed that ths
USE
of long distance; for Instance, be wlU
Silver F illin g s ................... 50c
night workers are few In number,
Gold Fillings......................75c
be able to cross the Atlantic.
22 K. Gold C row n s.............. $3
but careful canvass shows that the
Porcelain C row n s.............. $3
Molar Gold Crowns............. $4
total number of persons who work
Made Them All Dance.
Bridgre W ork, 22 K. G old.. $3
No little excitement was caused In after sundown In New York reaches
Inlay Fill», Pure G o ld ....... $2
Up-to-dale
Illumination
Very N ice Rubber P is te ... .$4
a busy thoroughfare In Liverpool re­ the figure of 52,000. This to equal to
Beet Rubber Plate on E arth............................. $7
Taft's Life Menaced.
cently owing to the strange behaviour the population of each of such cities
A L L TH IS W O R K IS G U A R A N TE E D .
Send for Catalogue and of pedestrians. Nearly every person as Springfield, Mass., Hoboken, N .J..
Don’ t throw your money away. A dollar saved
Millbury, Mass.— An alleged scheme
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and for the assasination o f President Taft
who passed over a certain portion of Savannah, Ga.. Utica, N.
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quite Involuntarily a sort of modified
aunt o f the president, by a stranger
Entrance 291 Vk Morrison, opposite Postoffice and Meier A
GEO. C. HOGAN. Mgr.
True
Secret
of
Living.
Prank. Established is Portland 10 years. Open evenings
hornpipe. A crowd gathered, and
wbo called at her home here.
The
46 Nsrtli Siidi St. PORTLAND. ORE.
util t and Sundays until 12 $10. for people who work.
Tho secret of living to the discos man, who refused to give his name,
presently policemen appeared on the
scene. But even officers of the law ery of the greatest good, the things declared he overheard tbs plotters
who passed the over spot had to be­ that are really worth the seeking, the while in Boston. As he departed, he
have like other people. They jumped values that do not fade nor depreci­ threatened to return and kill Mrs. Tor­
away from the danger tone as though ate. The greatest good you can do rey if the matter got into the newspa­
they were treading on hot bricks. The any person oi people to to train them pers. The man went sway from Mill­
explanation of the affair is that there to make this discrimination, to help bury as suddenly and as mysteriously
whether she attends college or goes to business, needs the was a slight leakage in the electric them to choose for themselves as he had come, and there is no clew to
Perfection O il Heater. It will heat a cold, cheerless main which runs under the pavement, amongst the many posslbla prises the his whereabouts.
and foot passengers stepping on a ones that are worthy.
boarding house or dormitory room and make it livable. It grating Immediately above the leak­
Congress Talks o f Logs.
Better Look Outside,
is always a ready help in the many age experienced a sharp electric shock.
Atlanta, Ga.— A t the Southern Con­
If you want to make the best o.
things women do for themselves
your Ufa, don’t spend much time In servation congress J. B. White de­
Natural Religion.
looking within and wondering If your tailed the ravages o f the last quarter
in their rooms. With the damper
Religion should be native. It should
century on the forests. With a 20 per
top opened it will heat water for be concrete and applicable. Religion feelings are all right Look outside cent waste o f top logs left in the woods,
Instead, and see wbat you are doing
tea or cocoa; it will dry.the small la the natural expression of living, not for others, wbat you are saying about he said, 2,600,000,000 feet of lumber
set of actions or of habits, or a pos
annually was lost to the South alone.
articles that a woman prefers to a ture
of the mind added to the dally other people, how you are behaving to , In the nation, he said, 40,000,000,000,
those
around
you.
If
you
are
bebav
.
wash herself in her own room. It life. The type of religion, therefore, la
kindly and truly to your aatgb feet o f lumber was being cut annually,
will quickly heat an iron or curling conditioned on the kind of living; and Ing
and as a reault of this ‘ ‘ top waste”
the kind of living to conditioned, in Its bor you will not go far wrong,
alone 1100,000,000 yearly was lost. J.
tongs; quickly dry wet shoes 01 turn, very largely, on the physical and
G. Peters told the censervationiata that
Proper Fumigation.
skirts— an ever ready help for the economic effectiveness of life. The re
To fumigate a room after sickness, the South today cuts practically half
woman who lives alone, depend­ llglon of the open country should run paste strips of newspapers over cracks the lumber in the United States.
Into the Indigenous affairs of the of windows and doors. Remove all
ent on her own resources. The deep
open country. Everything with which living things. Loosen the bedding and
Camp’s Cold Yisid Is Big.
men have to do needs to be spiritual­ carpets. Burn two or three formalde­
Seattle— The new gold diggings on
ized This to much more effective for hyde candles (obtained at drug stores) Squirrel creek, Alaska, 40 miles south
our civilization than merely to spirit according to directions on the box. o f the Arctic circle, have shipped
S m o k e le ss
‘
uallze things that we hope for.
Leave room closed six or eight hours $300,000 in dust to Seattle this season.
Open and air.
Alfred Christopher, arrived from the
Typical Story ef Carlyle.
new camp with $26,000 as the result of
Carlyle
had
an
In
reterats
hatred
o>
Abtoltrttly tm oktleu and odorless
Three Hardest W ords
his summer's cleanup.
The season
Darwinism, which is described aa the
A learned man haa said that the was unfavorable, being too wet. One
Is invaluable in Its capacity of quickly giving heat. It will burn "gorilla damnification of bumaalty.” three hardest words to pronounce la hundred miners are in the field and
smokeless and odorless ; Leonard Huxley, la hla Ufa of hla the English language are "I was m l» Nome Is sending 100 more. It is esti­
nine hours with one
ae Ailing. If is safe, smok
father, recalls aa Incident that hap taken." When Frederick the Orest mated that Squirrel creek next year
has a cool handle and a damper fop.
An indicator «bows the amount of oil in the font. The flller-cap it put in
pened shortly before Carlyle's death. wrote to the senate, "I have Just lost should produce $2,000,000.
Hke a cork in a bottle, and it attached to the font by a chain. It h*a an a a io -
My father," ha writes, "saw him a battle, and It's entirely my own
■ a t l c - l o e b l a g d a m e i p r e a d t r . which preventa the wick from being
walking slowly aad alone down the fanlL* Goldsmith says, "hto confsaatoo
Ambergris Lump Found.
turned high enough lo amoke. and la aaay to remove and drop back ao the
opposite side of
the street, and showed more greatneea than all hla
wick can be quickly cleaned.
Beattie
-Goat Olson, a laborer of
touched by hla solitary appearance, victoria#."
Tne hu-ner body or gallery eannot become wedged, and can be unscrewed
Valdes, recently found on the beach
crossed over and spoke to him. The
In an inatant for rcwlcking. Finished in )apaa or nickel, atrong, durable, well-
near that town a lump o f ambergris
old man looked at him, and merely re­
Bade, built for service, and yet fight and ornamental.
weighing 220 pounds and valued at
marking 'Tou're Huxley, aren't you­
Dm lw t BmrymSer* // %ot et yours, write fo r ésscnptim circuler
ÊB the m erest egemey c f Ike
$4,400, according to advices received
th# man that says wa are all deeoeod-
ed from the monkeys?" went on hto
by steamer. Whaling men say this is
way."
the largest piece o f the precious sub­
stance ever found.
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e E c C t T i t o O
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The eubjolned Item appeared In a
French newspaper: “ There was found
in the river this morning the body of
a soldier cut to pieces and sewed up
In • sack. The circumstances seem
to preclude any suspicion of suicide."
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ITSELF will convince you of the following
facts:
It's the best value on earth for the price
($275).
It ’s M USICALLY and MECHANICALLY
right!
We know there is so much real value in
selling for $275—on easy payments—that
w e’ re willing to let it be i r s C*VA SALESMAN.
It will tell its own story to you—in your home—if you'll send ua the
coupon.
Please sen. me lull particulars concerning this unusual Piano oiler.
Attaress
Name
Teacher— What Is the meaning of
the word “ procrastinate?”
Pupil— To put off.
Teacher— Right. Illustrate It In a
sentence.
Pupil— I tried to steal a ride on a
street car yesterday, but I was pro­
crastinated.—Toledo Blade.
Australian Rabbit Industry.
In many towns rabbit killing and
freezing and preparing the skins for
oxport Is a growing asset of great
value, especially during the winter
season, when It enables men who
have no other occupation to make
a good living and spend considerable
money at the country stores.
Lock.
Cigar Boxes for Pepper.
Connecticut Is an enterprising state.
Its chief products In the good old days
before the pure food laws were wood­
en nutmegs and basswood hams.
Now she boasts a philanthropist who
was recently arrested for grinding up
cigar boxes and soiling the result aa
"Mabel, I don’t propose----- "
__________________
"W ell, George, I've noticed that, but pepper.
daddy says you'd better propose be­
Tattered Terry—There goes a kind
fore long or there will be doln's.”
man. The last time I went to him I
“ When you Interrupted me, Mabel, didn't have a cent and be gave me all
I was about to say that I do not pro be had.
pose to wait any longer to learn
Weary Walter— What was that?
Tattered Terry— Thirty days —Puck.
whether you do or do not return my
love.”
“ Oh, George I This ts so sudden 1” —
Hbuston Post
"She always was a lucky woman."
"What's happened now?”
"A neighbor of hers has bought a
racuum cleaner and she can borrow
t whenever she wants to."— Detroit
free Press.
If you ran a shoe store, would yon
like It It your clerks bought shoes of
an opposition dealer?
Virtue.
Virtue by Itself Is
enough, or anything like
have strength added to It
termination to use that
Theodore Roosevelt.
C0FFEEC
TEA SPICES
BARINO POWDER
> EXTRACTS
not strong
It. It must
and the de­
strength.—
J U S T RIGHT
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PORTLAND, 0HC J|
Saves Edge of Pie.
A wire contrivance, patented by an
Illinois men to lift a pie from an oven
Is designed to operate so that the edge
of the crust will not be broken.
PILES
*‘I have suffered with piles for thirty
six years. One year ago last April I be­
n taking Cascarets lor
constipa
en
for constipation.
In
e course of a week I noticed the piles
began to disappear and at the end of six
weeks they did not trouble tne at all
Cascarets have done wonders for me. I
am entirely cured ami feel like a new
George Kryder, Napoleon, O.
£
P lt a t a n t . P . lm L .h u P o te n t. T u t e Good.
Do Good. N * v * r Sick*?n. W eaken or G r ip «
10c. 26c . 60c . N e v e r «old In b u lk. T h * jren-
o ln * ta b le t stam ped C C C . G u arantee*! to
e a r * o r r o a r m oney Leek.
TV* PlMh Of Uemu».
A man should learn to detect and
watch that gleam of light which
flashes across hla mind from within
more than the Inater of the firmament
of bards aad sages. Yet he dismisses
without notlee hla thought, because
It la hla. In every work of genius we
recognise our own rejected thoughts,
they oorae back to us with a certain
alienated majesty.— Emerson.
ALCOHOL
OPIUM— TOBACCO
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Btttute in
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P o r t l a n d .O r e g o n
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HEN’S $3.00, $3.50, *5.00, *3.50, *4.00, $5 M
WOMEN'S *3.50, »3,»3.50, $4
BOYS' *8.00, *3.50 & »3.00
THE STAND ARD
FOR 30 YEARS
Th ey are absolutely the
most popular end bestshoes
for the price in America.
Th ey are the leadera every­
where because th ey hold
their shape, fit better,
look better and wear lon-
er than other makea. ,
bey a rt positively tho I
moot economical ehoes for you to buy. W . L .
Douglas name and the ratal! price are a tamped
on the bottom — value guaranteed.
f
TAKS NO SUBSTITUTBI If soar 4sales
cannot supply you writs for Msil Order Catalog.
W . L DOU G LAS. B r s d lm , Mmee.
G u a ra n te e d a:
all Tara Forni
Laws
n
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Standard O il Company
Big Income—strip entering tbs har-
bsr.
Too many people judge ths world by
their own breadth.
A man can be "un down In the street
as well as In health.
You want to be sure of your foot­
ing before you climb too high.
The Increase In the price of leather
has made shoes pinch more than ever.
Benners— A woman Is always chang-
Irg her mind Jenuers— Not wheD sh*
decides that she wants a new gown.
It ts a poor friend that will pat yon
on ths back and kick your feet out
from under you at the same time.
Boyce— I wonder what makes a dog
howl when music plays. Joyce— I
don't know, unless the music awakens
ths Haas.
IN FOREST FIRE
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
Get It today tn usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called Sarsataba.
Fine Care
Fine Hair
M P L lN T E R S .
Stands for
Q u a lity
Econom y
P u rity
In providing the fam ily’s meals, don’t
be satisfied w i h anything but the
b est K C guaranteed perfec­
tion at a m oderate price. It ^
makes everyth in g better.
T r y and see.
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