Mosier bulletin., August 19, 1910, Image 3

SOIL F E R T IL IT Y
S M IT H W IL L P A Y Y O U
1 0 c fo r D ressed V eal.
12Vbo fo r D ressed Pork.
16c fo r L ive Hens.
1 6 c f o r L ive S p rin g Chickens.
2 5 c per dozen fo r Fresh E r r s
Sm ith never ch a rges com m ission.
Y o u get
A L L your m oney w hen you ship to Sm ith.
Y ou d o n ’ t d ivid e w ith the m iddlem an. A d ­
dress all shipm ents
F R A N K L. S M I T H M E A T CO.
"F lg h tta ff th e B e e f Trust*'
PORTLAN D , OREGON
Dr B. E. Wright
H ave you r teeth out and plate and b rid ge w ork
done. F or o u t-o f-to w n patrons w e finish plate
and bridge w ork in one day if necessary.
P R IC E S ;
Cnwm
Z » I n * . T m *
$5 00
$3 .50
M l ( J W ..........$1 «
Eaiaei fdlusa
Sir* Fifaf,
$1 .00
50c m
M l R j M - PU u $5 00
k» M RM
_
„
PU m ............... $ 7 .50
Paaku EilncM
50c
BEST M E T H O D S
Balnlew E xtraction F m - w hen platee o r brid a«
Work is ordered. Consultation Free. Y ou cannot
aet better painlesa w ork anyw here, no m atter
how m uch you pay.
All W ork Fully G u a r a n te e d f o r F ifteen Y e a r .
D r. B . E. W r ig h t C o .
342 J Washington St.,
Portland, Oregon
Take car at d rp o t and tran sfer to W ash in gton St.
to* t f i É s f c l
USINLSS COLLEGE
WASPOTIHBTENTH STS.. PORTLAND
W A R D E . B U R T O N — A w n y e r a n d C h e m is t.
Colorado. Specimen prices: Gold,
H O Leudville,
Silver. Loud. $1. G old, Silver, 75c; G old. 50c; Zino
or ('-opper, SI. M ailing envelope« and fu ll price Hat
sent o n application. Control and Umpire work so*
U c IU k L Reference: Carbonate National Bank.
In
th e
G ran d
S ta n d .
R ooter— They ought to take that
duffer out o f the box! H e’s got a glass
arm!
H is Fair Com panion— Glass arm ? Is
that why they call him the pitcher,
H a rry?
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The
H eal
S ta r.
"W h a t relation," asked the Instruct­
or, "did Plato sustain to S ocra tes?"
"S ocrates," answered the young man
with the bad eye, “ was the end man.
H e got off the gags. Plato was the in­
terlocutor.” — C hicago Tribune.
IF YOU OVERLOAD
THE STOMACH
you can expect to suffer, be­
cause the other organs are
also affected, and the whole
system of digestion and assim­
ilation is blocked. You can
eat heartily and without fear
of distress if you will begin
your meals with a dose of
Hostetler’s Stomach Bitters.
It regulates the appetite, aids
digestion and prevents Gas on
Stomach, Heartburn, Belching,
I n d i g e s t i o n , Cramps, Diar­
rhoea and Malaria, fever and
Ague. T ry it today.
MEDICAL I I o f O
DEPARTMENT
(UNIVERSITY OF OREGON
IS
W ANING.
thPA R TEE ENOS IN DISASTER
United State« Agricultural Expert
Predicts Exhaustion of Farm Land
of Weatern Prairies.
Freeh Young Man In Quick Lunch
Room Is Unexpectedly Show­
ered With Oatmeal.
The agricultural department at
Washington Is concerned about the ex
haustion of the soli of the United
States. On the prairies of the »e s t
fertility Is beginning to wane.
In
many of the older communities fertil­
ity has been reduced below tbe point
of profitable production. How to store
and maintain productivity of soli Is a
most Important phase of tbe conserva
tlon problem.
These observations are set forth In
a farmers' bulletin prepared by W. J
Spillman, agriculturist In charge of
the office of farm management of the
agricultural department. Mr. Spillman
says that In order that the prairie
country may not follow the descent
of the east and south It Is necessary
that Intelligent and vigorous effort be
made to farm correctly.
Renting of land on short leases for
the purpose of growing grain for the
market Is one of the surest means of
reducing the productive power of the
•oil. Well managed pastures and ra
tlonal systems of crop rotation are nec
essary to tbe development of perrna
nent systems of profitable farming.
Land owners must realize this, and
must take steps to Improve renting
methods by stocking their farms with
a full complement of domestic animals
In case the renter Is not able to do
this for himself, and by giving longer
leases whereby the renter may reap
the reward of Intelligent management.
In view of the soil waste that has
occurred, Mr. Spillman asserts. It 1 b
not surprising that values of farm
products have risen to a marked de
gree In the last few years.
The young man with the Iron cheek
entered the quick lunch room and
seated himself at tbe third table.
“ Belinda,” be called familiarly, “ you
look fresh this morning."
“ Not half a* freeh as eome others."
retorted the pretty waitress with an
elevation of her nose.
"Well! W ell! Have you calf brain*?"
"If I did you wouldn’t order them,
for you have an oversupply now."
"My. but you are getting good for
tbe matinee. With the high price ol
meats, eggs come In bandy these days
don't they?"
"N o; they come In crates."
"W ow ! Did you ever hear the story
of the Incubator chick? It’s not out
yot ?"
"That will do, sonny. Did you ever
hear the story of the cold porridge?
Well, It’s on you l"
There was an unexpected tilting ol
a dish and the young man with the
Iron cheek was thowerod with oat­
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meal.
R ed, W e a k , W e a r y , W a t e r y Eyea.
Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy. Try
Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Will
Like Murine. It Soothea. 60c at Your
Druggists. Write For Eye Books. Fra«.
Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
New to the Business.
Mrs. Newed— I’d like a couple of
yards of steak, please.
Butcher— Pardon me, madam, but
since the first of the month we have
been selling it only by the pound.
What kind o f steak would you like?
Mrs. Newed— Rare steak, please. My
husband doesn't Ilka It well dons.
Great Mimlo.
"After all," said HI Tragedy, sol­
emnly, "death Is the star tragedian."
POTATO BUGS ARE AT WORK.
"I don't know," replied Lowe Com­
edy; "I always think of him as a low
W a r Mutt Be Commenced Early and comedian—a
mere mimlo— because
Continued With Vigilance— Parle
he's always taking some one off."
Green Recommended.
Potato bug* are at work. They are
an enemy to be poisoned by the pota
to grower. War must be commenced
early and continued with vigilance.
Paris green Is the most highly reconi
mended. It may be used as a spray,
with a sprinkler, mixed with air slaked
lime, flour, or fine, dry road dust, sifted
over the potato plants when covered
with dew or rain. In any form of ap­
plication at least one pound of Paris
green should be used per acre, but
when the plants are large a greater
amount may be required. The Minne­
sota Experiment station prefers to use
Paris green mixed Into a thin paste
with water and then stirred In the
larger volume of water to be used In
a sprayer. Very good results, however,
have been obtained by the use of a
common sprinkler. W hore the crop Is
large and It Is possible to procure one.
a power sprayer Is advised and re­
garded as almost Indispensable. Milk
of lime, made by slaking two pounds
of stone lime In water to each pound
of Paris green, should be carefully
strained Into the poisonous mixture to
prevent burning of the plants. Arsen
ate of lead may be used as a potato
bug poison, but It Is more expensive
than Paris green. Paris green may
be mixed with bordeaux mixture, when
the mixture is used as a disease de­
stroyer. In this case no additional
lime need be added.
The Colony Houee.
The permanent colony house Is nm
as good as the portable. The portable
house Is usually built upon runners
similar to the common stone boat. In
the spring and summer they are drawn
upon the range, and in winter may be
brought up near the feed house and
nrranged in rows, so it Is almost as
easy to care for the birds as If they
were In a single continuous house. The
colony-house system Is In general use
In England, and Is practically the only
system employed, says a writer In
Baltimore American. These colony
houses have wheels at each corner and
no floors. I would advise those who
contemplate going Into the poultry
business, no matter on what scale, to
start with the colony system. It takes
a little more work, but It Is best In
the end, and the chances of success
are much greater than where the other
plans are followed.
M o th e rs w il l A n d M rs. W in s lo w 's S o o t h in g
S yru p t h e b e s t r e m e d y t o u se lo t t h s i r c h ild ra n
luring t h s t e e t h in g p e r io d .
Sordid Philosophy.
Maude— Poor Jeannette! Her mar­
riage was a great disappointment to
her friends.
Clara— Married beneath her socially,
I suppose?
Maude— Oh, no; but her friends all
predicted the alliance would turn out
unhappily, and It didn’t
As Correctad.
“ Young man," said the home-grown
philosopher, “ It Is always best to be
gin at the beginning."
“ No, If you want to go up a river.
It Isn 't" answered the wise youth.
He Got Another Job.
“ We make It a rule here,” said the
warden to the new prisoner, “to as­
sign prisoners to the trades
with
which they are most familiar and will
make no exception In your case. What
Is your occupation?”
“ I’m an aeroplane chauffeur," re
plied the new boarder, as he grinned
a gruesome grin
C A S TO R IA
T h o ro u g h C o u rse s
Session begins Sept. 12, 1D10.
For catalogu e ad­
dress Doan,
D r. S . E. J c se p h l,
Rioters Are Ruling City In
Streetcar Strike.
Efforts Are Made to Dynamite Car
Barns— Innocent Strikebreak­
ers Are Arrested.
Columbus, O.— Rioting iu a mild form
was resumed early Sunday with the e f­
forts of the tractiou company to move
its cars. The police, while uot display­
ing auy energy iu suppressing the dis
order, were especially active iu their
treatment of the strikebreakers.
One woman, brought here as cook for
the strikebreakers, was arrested on a
charge o f carrying concealed weapons.
She had in her possession a revolvor,
but insisted she would not use it unless
necessary to protect her life. She was
subjected to torrents of vile abuse by
the strikers and “ sympathizers” as the
police took her to the staLou with more
ceremony than the occasion called for.
Iu early morning riots, one man was
shot and five others were badly beaten
by the strikers. In each case the polico
arrived too late to do more than arrest
some strikebreakers, whose chief offense
was that they had been spectator* or
had been beaten by thugs.
The electric lines between this eity
and Dayton are tied up, the company
withdrawing its car fearing their de­
struction and probable loss of life in at­
tacks under cover of darkness. A few
cars were operated in the mornings by
clerks and train dispatchers, but their
experiences on one trip usually sufficed
for the day.
Following two attempts to dynamite
the carbarns, closer guard was estab­
lished around these suburbs. Mayor
Marshall has made no call for the re­
turn of troops, but the Fourth Regiment
is held in readiness. The mayor expects
to resume the guarding of cars by the
automobile system, having the police­
men who refuse to ride on the cars
drive alongside them in automobiles,
thus preserving the dignity of the po­
lice, and affording the cars and their
patrons a show of protection. The
mayor also hopes that 2000 citizens will
volunteer for guard duty, thus avoiding
the “ disgrace” o f calling for troops.
The traction company is firm in its
stand, and says it will not yield to the
demands o f the demagogues, even to
make political capital for the mayor and
those backing him. The public general­
ly is disgusted with the actions of the
police, and there is an insistent demand
that every man who had sworn to do
his duty in protecting life and property,
and who refused to do either, be imme­
diately dismissed from the force.
It is altogether likely, after the strike
is ended, that the mayor will be forced
by public opinion to take some radical
steps along this line, as the taxpayers
have lost faith in the police force.
Strikers continue their activities, and
the police were kept busy responding
to riot calls. A woman was hit by a
stone and seriously injured while riding
on an Ea9t Side car. Eight more police­
men joined the police mutiny against
riding on cars. The strike was extend­
ed at Springfield, because the company
officials refused to reinstate nine out of
thirteen men recently discharged.
F o r I n f a n t a a n d C h ild r e n .
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signatare o f
BIG W ORLD'S FAIR BURNS.
Loss at Brussels May Reach $100,000,-
000—Nothing Saved.
A m ending the G em « Lews.
A wild stab of sound made the help
>ss air waves shudder.
“ Great guns, what’s th at!" cried thy
man across the way.
"That," replied his wile, “ Is our
neighbor, Miss Screech, singing at tbr
ipen window."
The man scowled darkly.
"There should be no open season
or windows In the Schreech family,“
’ ** grlrrlv dx-c’ -red
Insomnia
“ I have been using Cascarets for In­
somnia, with which I have been afflicted
for twenty years, and I can say that Coo-
610 D e k u m B ld g ., P o rtla n d , O re g o n
carets have given me more relief tlian an*
other remedy I have ever tried. I shall
The Modern Farmer.
certainly recommend them to my friends
The modern farmer Is working to­ as being all that they are represented."
Thus. Gillard, Elgin, I1L
Z . M. Parvin, M as. D oc., D irector.
A u th o r and ward a well-defined purpose.
His con­
T ea ch er o f V o ice C ulture, S inging, Piano, H ar­
Pleaaant. Palatable. Potent. T a ste Good.
stant aim is to do less work that re­
Do Good. N e v e r Sicken. W eaken or Grip«.
m ony. C ou nterp oint, E tc. S tuden ts p repared as
10c. 25c. 50c. N ever sold in bulk. The *en-
more
teach ers and artists. N e x t term w ill begin about quires muscle and brawn, but
uine tablet stam ped C C C. G uaranteed to
He purposes to purchase
S eptem ber 6.
D iplom as give n . A d d re ss 165V4 brain work.
cure o r your m oney back.
f o u r t h St., Portland, O regon .
machines that will do the drudgery
Tents, Awnings, Sails
and Irksome tasks while he himself
Cetl. Hammocks, Cuvu u j Com«
can find time to solve the problems of
1 o r 1,000 at fa c to r y prices.
farm management. A little headwork,
P
A
C iriC T IN T AND AWNING CO .
is a sure stopper, promptly re­
properly
applied
to
the
management
27 N . F ir st S t.. P ortland. O r.
lieves Bronchitis, Whooping Cough,
of a farm, will often turn loe* Into
Cough Croup, and e-pecialTy those
profit.
harsh, hacking coughs, also most
useful for lung diseases.
For sale
REDUCE THE COST OF UVINR;
by all dealers; 25c a bottle.
Food For Chicks.
A handful o f grain dug Into an ant
DAISY FLY KILLER KSLHSSWt bill will bring the chickens to It. and
Neat, c l e a n . ____
then good-by to the Insects.
ML coaeeni*«*. chea».
L u l l all m m .
A plant of Swiss chard sown ad­
Made ol metal, ca/mot
c. FULL POUND
•pill or tip over, »ill net
joining the poultry yard will supply
I toil o f laftire anythin».
Guaranteed elective.
g r e e n s all summer provided the fowls
O f an dealer* or ««at
prepaid lor 20 cent«.
are not allowed to eat It more than an
KAEOLD fOMKlg
ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER
| U l D tU k A ««.
hour a day.
are quickly relieved by Wyatt’s Asthma
Remedy. Guaranteed or money refund­
To Maintain Nitrogen.
ed.
Ask your druggist or send six
Nitrogen must be maintained by cents postage for Free Sample to
J. C. WYATT, Druggist.
legume crops, and the best legume for
VANCOUVER,
WASHINGTON
the corn belt I b clover. Tbe clover
crop should be left on the ground. If
-, COFFEEl ;
removed, not much, if any, nitrogen la PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO.
TEA SPICES
of Portland. Oregon
BASINO POWDER
added to the soli. If tbe crop la re
» EXTRACTS
moved and fed to average live stock
FURNISHES HELP FREE
J U S T RIGHT
and the manure given average care
TO EMPLOYERS
and hauled back to the field, the loss Main efflea. U North Second S t Mata 3S70-. A BOB
Laden
D
ept
M
H
Morriaon S t Main 10S2. A 2 0 «
CbOSSET A DCTEtS
Is nearly one-half of the plant food
l_ wnruwa. out?
Phone or wire order, at ear «xRenaa
and three-fourths of the organic mat
ter. If a good crop o f clover Is left
on the ground once every three or four
A T R I P T O P O R T L A N D F R E E years, only the seeds being removed.
It will supply sufficient nitrogen for
CUT R A T E S IN
P A IN L E S S D E N T IS T R Y quit* large grain crops.
H ig h S ta n d a rd
COLUMBUS, OHIO,
POUCE BALK
NORMAL COLLEGE OF MUSIC
"SE DR. PLUMMERS COUGH STOP
use C R E S C E N T
BAKING POWDER
Brussels— One o f the costliest confla­
grations iu European history wiped out
the Belgian exposition Sunday night,
entailing an enormous loss, estimated at
$100,000,000. So far as known only two
persons are dead and two score injured.
The White City of the w orld’s fair,
as the Belgians have called their 1910
exposition, early in the evening was a
mass of flames and now is smouldering
ruins. A spark falling into inflammable
material in the telegraph building, burst
into flames, which, driven by a high
wind, swept rapidly in all directions.
Soon the Belgian, English and French
sections were destroyed. The firemen
and detachments of soldiers, called to
the scene, found themselves baffled by
the gale, which carried the burning
embers to all parts of the grounds.
To the left of the main building arose
the picturesque roofs and spires of
“ Bruxelles Kermesz,” a Belgian Coney
Island, with water chutes, toboggan
slides and scores o f side shows.
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Boy Work Not Military.
Vancouver, B. C.—General R. 8. Ba
den-Powell, hero o f the siege o f Mafe-
king in the Boer war, arrived here Sat­
urday on a world tour of the boys’ scout
companies, having organized that move
ment in Great Britain several years ago.
Commenting on the recent spread of
the movement to the United States, he
said: “ With the usual energy the
American people display, they have
taken up the question splendidly; but
are inclined to give it too much o f a mil
itary tinge; the subject is not so much
military as to make boys good citizens.”
Miners’ Scandal Hinted.
L A T I
1« m
n u a
S.
A draining rack for wet dishes, to bo
bung on one side of a dlshpan, la •
new oonvenlence for the housewife.
It U claimed for a new electrical
melting pot for glue that It keep« It*
ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS
contents at a perfectly even tempera­
ture.
,
SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST„ PORTLAND, OR.
An Improved cover for street man­
f l
We want you to try this Piano IN YOUR
holes, recently patented, screws Into
‘
HOME FREE. We want you to try it at
Its socket so that wagons cannot
W
our expense because —
knock It out of place.
At the end o f thirty days the Piano
A new tool for painters consists of a
J ITSELF will convince you o f the following
reservoir for paint, which la fed out
facts:
upon an embossed roller to stripe flat
It’s the best value on earth for the price
surfaces or to apply ornamental de­
(»275).
signs.
It’s MUSICALLY and MECHANICALLY
For thawing dynamite a metal ket­
right!
tle has been invented In which the ex­
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We know there is so much real value in
plosive Is placed In an Inner compart­
this Wellington Piano—w e’ re selling for »275—on easy payments—that
ment, which Is surrounded by hot
w e’ re willing to let it be IT'S O W N SALESMAN.
water.
It will tell its own story to you—in your home— if you’ ll send us the
About the size of a lawn mower Is a
coupon.
new machine designed to sow lawn
grass seed, disks cutting Into the earth
Please sena me lull parllculais concerning this unusual Plano offer.
receive the seed, which Is covered by
a following roller.
Name.................................................. Address............................................. ..
A single turn of the handle of a new
letter stamping machine cuts a stamp
from a strip, moistens, and affixes It,
registers the transaction, and ejecta
the stamped letter.
Before New Medical Discovery
A double frying pan, hinged In the
L ife is the most preciou s o f all hum an possessions. I f your life w ere in d a n ger w ould you not
center, has been patented by an Iowa investiga te an offer to preserve it? T h a t’s all w e ask. W e w ill prov e to you that w e can c u r « tubar*
is, or consum ption, even in an advanced stage, a fte r the d octors have given u p hope, and that w«
man, so that two articles can be cook­ cuius
can cu re it easily, u nfailingly, and in your ow n hom e, w ith ou t incon ven ien ce or su fferin g to yoursalf.
ed at once and to save space by fold­ Call or w rite.
3 0 8 & 3 0 9 C rary Building, Seattle, W ash.. Northern Division Tuberdedde C«k
ing it when not in use.
To test the speed of projectiles
driven by modern high power explo­
sives British scientists have perfected
a chronoscope which meaeures time to
the millionth of a second.
A new range employs both electric­
ity and steam, a current of the former,
used to cook food on the top o f the
range, also heating water to produce
steam to operate the oven economic­
TENTH ANO MORRISON. PORTLAND, 0RE60N
ally.
A new shoe salesman's stool Is pro­ A. P. A R M S TR O N G . LL. B ., PRINCIPAL
vided with small mirrors on each side O u r« 1« a d m itted ly the high-standard com m ercial
of the foot rest, to enable the customer school o f th e N orthw est. T ea ch ers havin g both
to get side views of a shoe be Is trying business and professional exp erien ce q u a lify stu ­
dents f o r su ccess, by in d iv id u a l in stru ction i f
on and also to afford a degree of pri­ desired, in a sh ort tim e an d a t sm all exp en se.
vacy.
Position f o r each as soon a s com peten t. O pen all
INCURABLE CURED
BUSINESS COLLEGE
FASHION HINTS
th « y ear. C atalogue, busin ess form s and pen-
w ork fre e . W r it « today — there is m on ey in it.
N O X A L L
ASK YOUR GROCER FOR K. A S. BRAND OF
Disinfectant Spray
Cold Water Liquid Starch
Non-Boiling Washing F uid
Blueing
Ammonia
“dean, 0"
K.AND S.CHEM lcvu©.]
WHOtts*,!
nifiiH6
P harmacists ^
P h o n e M a in 1 1 3
401 Main St
N e th & C o . ^
COLLECTORS
W e Buy and Collect Notes, M ortgages, and R e *
Estate Contracts.
No Collection No Chargto
Worcester Bldg.*
roe
A dainty little dres», and a practical
dress when it come« to the question of
ironing, is the style sketched here. It
buttons under the arms, which can be
made a decoiative as well as a practical
feature if the edge« aie buttonholed.
Lawn or dimity are good material« t
u«e if it is to be a“ best d ie » .”
BFARKS ELECTRIO.
New Tork boasts an electrically
lighted hearse.
The quarter-in-the-slot electric meter
has made Its appearance.
A cent’s worth of electricity will
drive a 12-lnch fan for ninety min­
utes.
An electric light of four billion can­
dle-power would be necessary to signal
to Mars.
Thomas A. Edison’s royalties for
moving picture patents total nearly
$7,000 a week.
The average number of passengers
carried dally on the elevated railways
o f Chicago Is 419,897.
Eight thousand passenger elevators
In New York carry more than six mil­
lion passengers in a day.
The express elevators in the Board
o f Trade building, Chicago, are the
fastest In the world, having a speed of
570 feet a minute.
Plans for a $16,000,000 tunnel be­
tween the North and South stations of
the New Haven railroad In Boston ars
about to be approved.
An electromagnet la being used to
recover sunken Iron cargoes such as
nails, steel strips and rolls of wire,
In the Mississippi river.
Television la the latest You talk
with a friend a hundred miles away
and you tee him as plainly as though
you were in the same room.
Officers of the new battleship South
Dakota, which Is equipped with Curtis
turbine engines, say there Is absolute­
ly no vibration of the Are control
masts, a difficulty always found In the
reciprocating engine-driven vessels.
The Elevator Man’s Joke.
Hobbs— I guess the elevator Is out
of order. What Is that sign on the
door?
Dobbs—The elevator man must be
a bit of • wag. It says: "Please par­
don me for not rising."
Shake Into Y our Shoes
A llen > Fool-La.se. « p ow d er f o r the feet. It cu re«
painful, sw ollen, sm arting, nw oftting T ot. M ake«
new ahoea easy. Sold by all D ru ggiata and Shoe
Stores.
D o n 't a c c e p t any nubatitute.
Sam ple
F R E E . Adilrean A . S. Olinatod. l.e Key, N . Y.
full paaticulam
Dawn of a Scheme.
“ They say the tall of that comet 1«
composed of gas.”
“ Yes.”
t
“ And 4,000,000 miles long.”
"W ell?"
"I wonder If we couldn't rig up som*
kind of a suction engine and tap UT"
Latest Role.
“ Why do you save those old rubbot
shoes?”
"They are for hungry arctle e s ­
plorerà," replied
Mrs. Housekeop.
“ Been a good many of 'em along this
route."
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Literary Inspiration.
"Your novel is evidently tho result
of Inspiration."
"Y es; 1 didn’t start It until after
reading the advertising notice my pub­
lishers got up."— Washington Herald.
Hopeless Quest.
Miss Oldham (In bird store)—Tfi
Lack of Courage.
like to get a parrot that Isn’t tricky
Bashfull Browne— I’ll give you $60 and doesn't swear or use slang.
If you tell Mis* Holmera I want to
Dealer— Sorry I can't oblige you.
marry her.
madam. I don't handle stuffed birds.
Brassy Benson— Not on your life!
She might try to work the John Aldun
Profitable Peaks.
racket on me
'T h e Swiss ought to be very proud
of the Alps, as nature's handiwork."
Work* B o t h Ways.
"No doubt, but they ought to bo *
"The clarinet," remarked the ama­
great deal prouder of the way they
teur as be paused to get his second
make the Alps pay."
wind, "is the hardest Instrument to
play."
"Anyway." rejoined his one-man au­
dience, "It can't be any harder to play
than It Is to listen to."
KILL MILITARY
ACADEMY
U4
A* Represented.
"See here,” growled the Irate man
as he entered the Jewelry store. "I
bought this watch o f you last week
and paid you $2 In raah for It. You
said It would work like a charm— and
It doesn't keep time at all."
'T h a t's all right, my friend," replied
tbe Jhwoler calmly. "Neither does a
charm." __________________
T o -D a y .
If you made mistakes yesterday, for­
get them. No strength was ever built
upon continued regret. To day It the
result of yesterday, but It Is -more tm
portant to remember that to-morrow la
tbs result of to-day.
D o es N o t
C olor H air
P O R T L A N D , O RE G O N
Si*n<l you r lioy w here he will
have good . Htmn»r training- Fall
term open s S eptem ber 14th 1910.
W rite fo r catalogue.
OREGON AGRICULTURAL
COLLEGE
Trains for success in th>* In- ustries.
Provides practical biu ! lit- ral educa­
tion. Strong Kacul'y. M< dern Equip
ment.
Offers courses in Agriculture,
Forestry, L.'oniest.c Scierce and Art
Engineering, Commerce and Pharmacjt
Fall Term Opens Sept. 23, 1910.
Illustrated literature, giving full in­
formation, sent free on application.
Address the Registrar, Corvallis, Oro.
NOW m
B rid ge W o r k . 22 K. O o l l . . . .S3
I n la y F llle. Pure O o l d ........... M
V e r y N ic e R u b b er F l a t » . . . ,%4
B art R u b b er P la te o a E a r t h ,........................................g f
A L L T H I S W O R K IS G U A R A N T E E D .
Don't throw your money away. A dollar aaved
la tw adoC arx earn ed . O u r oetcinal reliable M o d e m
Pal nine« M eth ods and o a r p e r fec ted sA ea «quip.
m en t eaves ox tim e and you r m oney.
•O STO N D E M T ISTS. 5 t h * N e r r f s a a , P a r t l o a d
Imreare .'9113 Morriaen. q y d e h a i g r a and Matw g
Ftaafc. faabi uked in PwUend 10 yeera. Oyea avmMgi
entii 0 and Ivadayv aattl 13. M l far paaala a * . M
Milking.
Milking with wet bands ta a filthy
> practise. The clean milker uaes clean
hands and la sure before he begins
that the cow's udder la clean and that
no falling dirt can get Into the milk.
Using lard on the hands to make milk
lng easy will aid In making bard milk­
ers. It will also help to keep the cow'a
teat very tender Dampening tbe teats
, with milk also baa the same effect
llA f lS
1
TIME
o f t h e y ear t o h a ve
your te«th put and
p l a t « a n d b r id a »
w ork d o n * . F o r out*
of-town patroas wa
fin ish p i a t e a n d
b rilla « w o rk la a na
dar if neoastry.
P a irs«»
MotsrCrswss | 8
2?k Bn4n T m *3
Gold FiltiSffS
lati
Inssisl Fillings i t i
s : w ru bes
Union Painless Dentist«
P e lt,:« « « E x t r a c t i o n ......... Free
, S ilver F i l l i n g ! ........................... Me
I G old F illin g » ..................
75«
a K . Gold C r o w n « ......... . . . . . S 3
P o r c e la in C r o w n »
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M o la r Gold C r o w n « .. . . . . . . . « 4
—
»»«»•^«imi^nmrnvTty^os^u.NOjgR^
EYE REM EDY i~ wai - S
Their Desperation.
Worthington— Do the subscribers to
Turgler’s Weekly seem to appreciate
tbe paper?
Slappert— Well, they held a meet­
ing a few days ago and unanimously
agreed to offer Turgler $500 if he
would stop sepdlng tbe publication to
thorn.
Portland, Ore.
« K ê e le y liouor - morphine - tobacco
' <u're HABITS PERMANENTLY CUWD
T R Y M U R IN E " 1 Ï W "
UssIS Fons, 26c, 60c. Salve Tuba«, 26c, $1.00.
C U R E S
Corns, Chilblains, Burning’, Aching,
Tender, Inflamed and Stinking F eet
Price 25 cents.
All druggists or b|
mail.
Guaranteed, recommended and
sold by Dr. Oliver Fletcher, Foot Spa
cialiat, Portland, Oregon.
Vancouver, Washington
Indianapolis— John H. Walker, presi
dent of the Illinois miners, at a caucus
o f the Illinois delegates, confessed that
a number o f delegates had been offered
international offices if they would
change their position in regard to the
strike in Illinois. Walker did not name
the men, whom he said had been ap­
proached, nor did he say who made the
offer. T. L. Lewis, president o f the in­
T h r o w i n g 1« V « « • R o e .
ternational organization of miners, when
**I have been tinging my sxsrclso«
seen, denied any such offer had been In the key of C all morning,” said ths
made. The convention voted unani­
young lady from the flat below.
mously to indorse the Illinois strike.
"Yes," piped up little Johnny from
the flat above, “ an’ pa said about an
Bate Increase Wanted.
Ayer’s Hair Vicor, as now
hour ago he never was so C sick In
Topeka, Kan.— A movement was his life ns he was this morning.” —
made from our new improved
started here by railway employes to -1 L-onls Star.
formula, does net stain or color
seenre an Increase in the freight rates.
the hair even to the slightest
Petitions are being drawn np, and these
rule, there Is a) together too
degree.
Gray hair, white hair,
will be cent out over nil the railway
mnpetltlon for ths consolati»«
blonde hair is not made a
lines in tbe United States for the sig
natures o f employes.
shade darker. But it certainly
These are directed not only to the
does stop falling hair. No
D e e e lv a r s B v « e .
state legislatures, hot to the interstate
question about that.
They
were
arguing
about
tho
alleged
commerce commission. The plan Is to
D o e s p o l c h a n c e ll<e enh r o f th e hair.
1«
get thousands o f signatures in avery Inborn strain o f deceltfulness
f o r m u l a w it h oa eli b o t t i «
state.
woman, and she retaliated by citing
tbe instances o f men deceiving tbolr
J •bow d o it c t to o r j o « r
Thirty two Die In Train Crash.
wives.
s h o u t It.
Royan, France— An exenrsloa train
. i j e r s i t h « k o n h d im
"I suppose" said be "that you bold
o as ho soy s
from
Bordeaux
with
1200
paisengers
that
•
man
should
never
deceive
his
• o il Sat o f Teeth
$5wî?
and running at a speed of 50 miles an w lfs.”
B ridge W ork or Teeth without P lat«* $ ) . SO la $ 9
I Indeed, we believe it will stop every esse
Qetd Crow ns
1 . 9 0 to ftVOO
hour, crashed into a freight train at
"Ob no” she smiled beck at btm; •f falling hair unless there is some very
p ctislalw C row ns
1 . 9 0 to $ 5 . 0 0
Saujon. Thirty two persons were killed
Cold or Porcelain FU H ncs................. T . . . $ 1 . 0 0 11#
"I shouldn't go so far as thaL How ■nususl complication, something greatly
?Uear FilHngrs ......................
......................... 90c to $ 1 .0 0
and 100 injured. Msny o f the victims
affecting the general health. Then you
Bast Plate Mad« ...............
$7.SO were school
ol girl*.
girls. Several o f tbe pss- i would It be poeslble for the average should con* ult your nhyiicitn A l.ossk
N o chanres fo r Pain lees
man
te
get
n
wife
If
he
didn't
deceive
him about the new Ayer’ s Heir Vigor.
A
vork Is done. LB years' G iarante« with all work, senger cars were torn to splintera.
houm l i a a l i a
221W M in im i Straaa
her?"
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split switch caused the aeeideut.
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