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About Mosier bulletin. (Mosier, Or.) 1909-19?? | View Entire Issue (Aug. 5, 1910)
FEED FOR WINTERING STOCK! h a l l Say, Where’s That Pig? I f there l> « p ic le ft in any com er o f the N orth w r it w e w on t It. W e w on t 09 much drroaed pork os w o can poeoibly cot. W e w ill pay os follow s fo r produce. W e never take o ff commission. Ship by express: D r e s s e d F o r k ................................... l2 > -e D e a s e d V e a l ..................................... llK- F resh E n s .......................... 26c L i v e C l u c k e n s - H e n s ................... 17c Spring Cluckers..................... 20c Address oil shipments. T R A N K L S M IT H M E A T CO. " F ig h t in g th e B e e f T ru s t” PO RTLAND , OREGON Dr. B. E. Wright H ave your teeth out and plate and bridge work done. F o r out-of-town patrons w e finish plate and bridge work in one day i f necessary. PRIC E S : : ^#ir ^,#w1li S5.00 W f fa r/ ", ' 22k Bridge Teeth $3.50 „ ~ ’ ^ :l t r ? a K d ^ ' ' o CaM Fiines........ $1 a Esuorl FiUjacs $1.00 SiKw FUIiaes 50c w $5.00 be M Rabke „ Plan« ..........$7.50 Paialsss Eitrohss 50c CwlRaUxf Risk __ __ BE ST M E TH O D S Painless E x t r a c t o r Free when plates or bridge work is ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot g e t better painless w ork anywhere, no matter how much you pay. A ll W ork fu lly G u aran teed fo r fift e e n Y e a rs Dr. B. E. Wright Co. 342 J Washington St., Portland, Oregon Take cor at depot and tran sfer to W sshincton St. Clothes for the Boy. An occasional suit In heavy pongee Is seen, even for the boy of ten, and this, too, Is self-trimmed and finished with the strictest tailor effects, as a first-class outing shirt for a man would bo. The waist which older boye are best pleased with has a center box plait and one or more pockets. A heavy leather belt, with large buckle and a soft tie, often a Windsor, are the usual accompaniments to such suits. Low, rolling collars are provi ded for the boy of five to seven, but a high turn-over form Is preferred for the older boy.— Harper’s Bazar. R ed, W ea k , W e a ry , W a te r y E yes. R e lie v e d B y M u r in e E y e R e m e d y . T ry M u r in e F o r Y o u r E y e T r o u b le s . Y o u W i l l L i k e M u rin e . I t S o o th e s . 50c a t Y o u r D r u g g is t s . W r it e F o r E y e B ooks. F re e . M u r in e E y e R e m e d y C o .. C h ic a g o . A a k ln s • Too M u ch . T im e N eeded. A s p irin g P o litic ia n — G um brldge, you heard m y speech last night. N o w that you h ave slept o v e r It, tell me fran kly w h at you think of the effort. T ru sted Frien d — T o tell the truth. R ick ab y, I— 1 slept under It. Y o u 'll h ave to let mo see the m anuscrlpf. The O r a r u o lM t'a Fox Pass. " A t th a t w ed d in g last night,” said M rs. L ap slin g , "th e organ ist m ade the w orst m istake I e v e r heard of. He played M eddlesom e’s w eddin g m arch when the bridal p a rty cam e In and the m arch from 'I on ergan ’ when they passed out.” — C h icago Tribune. A lia e fo r (ia lr v o y a a li. Visitor— Can you read the past? Fortune Teller— Certainly; that's my business. Visitor— Then I wish you’d tell me what It was my wife told me to get for her,— Ladles’ Home Journal. Anything But Quiet. Mrs. A.— There goes Mrs. Green They say she is such a quiet dresser. Mrs. Z.— Quiet? You should hear her carrying on when her husband Is buttoning up her waist In the back. O 'V .K D E. Bl-KTU N - Aiw.yer sort Chemin», Lfuitlv.llf, Coloruiio. Hpecimuu price«: Gold, S ilver. L ea d .'ll. G..I.I. Silver, 75c; G6ld 5Uc; Z.n~i or Coppor. ¿1- V» .tilincr envelopes and /ull price list •ent. on ai'p!¡ration. Control nnd Umpire work so* lioUwL rtof ereucu: C u i I kjuu U* National Bank. n otherwise abused because they follow the course nature has laid down for them. If the hen begins to show signs of broodiness and Is not needed for hatching It Is very easy to break her up, If immediate action Is taken. Shutting her In a box with a slatted bottom, the box being supported a foot from the ground, will usually cure her In a day or two. The slatted bottom furnishes a per fectly easy place for the hen to stand or sit, but Is not conducive to the kind of sitting that comes with the fever of broodiness. Broodiness Is a sort of fever and the slatted bottom of the box allows the air to circulate under the hen and soon cools the fever and the hen Is ready to go to work sooner. It Is doubtful If rearing a brood of chickens decreases the egg record of a hen In any way. If the hen becomes broody she will waste a lot of time If allowed to sit around until she gets ready to quit, but If she Is broken up at once it Is doubtful If she will begin laying again any sooner than she would If she had been allowed to hatch and rear a brood of chicks. EXCLUSIVE OPTICIAN BAKING POWDER EXTRACTS JU ST RIGHT ODJMU!W!4!«MfcJ CLCS5LTCDEVER posruna. oat.' N O X A L L Foot Kem edy fO r t TE N D E R . A C I IIN G , B U R M S f. AND INFLAMED F E E T B tfO R t K N O C K S A l.L O K K LN L- 1VE O D O RS E rics 25 cents. A i M iwm A M CR A l ail dnunrata o r by mail. Dr. O. C. r L E I C H E 3 A .: k y B ldg., P o rtla n d , O rego n A T R IP TO PORTLAND FREE CUT RATES IN PAINLESS DENTISTRY , Pain less E x t r a c t io n .......Free i S ilver F i’ li n g a .....................*0c [ Gold F.r. n g « ........................ 1 U 22 K. .r»!d C r o w n s ................$3 Po rcelain C r o w n s ................13 M o la r G old C r o w n s ............ M F rid g e W o r k . 22 K. G o l f . .. $J In la y F ill*. Pure G o l d ....... (2 V e r y N ic e Rubber P la t * ___ %4 • e s t Ru bber P a t e o r E a r t h ................................ »7 A L L T H I S W O R K IS G U A R A N T E E D . D o n 't th row jo u r in .cy aw ay. A dollar saved la tw o dollars earned. O ur o rigin a l reliable Modern Painless M ethods and o u r p e-foo ted office eouip- ie^t us t ;m<*ai»d . u rn o rey . 0 ? T O * D E N T IS T S . 5 t h ? M o r r is o n .P o r t la n d Infra rice 291' . M otion , oppodi* PMoifice and Meier a Prank. Fi*ar iwd is Psnlssd 10 year«. Open evehiag* onul • u 4 ^ iu aji u til 12iifc for people w ho ww+ S k u o x d w a ju d l F A S H IO N H IN 1 Aerating Milk. All milk should be aerated as soon »s taken from the cow. This can be Jone by passing It through the separa tor, but It Is not as good as a device which divides the milk Into many fine streams and then allows It to flow over a wide surface In thin sheets with nlenty of Ice to keep the surface cool. P a lm e tto A s p a r a g u s . Falmetto asparagus Is the mont pop ular variety for commercial planta tions. It Is rust-resistant to a large degree and makes a strong, vigorous growth. Columbian White Mammoth Is a splendid white variety. Aspara gus should be grown more largely for many eastern markets. It nearly al ways sells readily at good prices and brings the grower a cash return early In the season before many other vegetables are ready for sale. If mar ket conditions are favorable, plan for setting a bed next spring. Grow your own plants. If possible. If not, buy from special growers who pro duce strong plants free from disease. W ild Gooee Farmer. Capt. Joshua D. Wheaton of Chlnco- teague, Va., claims the distinction of being the only wild goose farmer In the world. He baa 264 acres of land skirting the coast of Chincoteagus sound and has at the present time over 1,6 0 0 wild geese on the place. Ho ships alive to the northern mar kets and gets sn average price of IS por pair He got a start by capturing young birds and clipping their wings The Handiest Remedy is hostetter’s Stomach Bit ters, and past experience has p ro v e n t hat whe n taken promptly at the first signal o f distress a sick spell may be avoided. For Loss of Appetite, Gas on Stomach, heartburn, Bloat ing, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, headache, C o s t i v e n e s s , Cramps, Diarrhoea, Malaria, Fever .and Ague it stands unequaled. Get a bottle. OSTETTER' WITHDRAW MANY MILLION ACRES CELEBRATED Most of Nation's Attractive Lands Now Tied Up. Pacific Northwest Suffers M ost— Homebuilders Are Almost C om pletely Shut Out. Washington — Nearly 300,000,000 acres of public land, the cream of the West, has been withdrawn from entry, stance, the forest STOMACH reserves, national parks, etc., and other portions may in BITT ER FEVER ITCH CAN B E C U R E D in a short tim e by using: P L U M M E R 'S IT C H REMEDY In 60-cent cans only. Address PLU M M ER DUUG C O M PA N Y Third and M a d iso n P ortlan d , Ot le v LtDUOR-MOnr HI NE-T0SACC0 - HABITS PERMANENTLY CUBED — ros m i particulars — .DSacM TW iretttYINSIIIUTD_POWTXANO;O R ^ Japanese la Hardest to Learn. The Japanese language is claimed to be the hardest of all to learn. Even the Japanese find It hard, and several American army officers have found it impossible to maBter i t It takes tho Japanese child seven years to learn the essential parts of the alphabet, and one must become fa miliar with 214 signs to learn this simple part of the language alone. The 214 signs serve as the English Initial letters In our alphabet To he able to read any of the higher class of Japanese newspapers one must be the master of from 2,500 to 3,000 Ideographs.— Albany Journal. H is T a s k . absolutely tied up, undeveloped, inac cessible, and for the most part unin to settlers. Included In this acreage are the bad lands of the West, the ir reclaimable deserts, barren mountain summits and worthless mountain coun try. Only a small portion is arable, and very little is of a character that will permit of agricultural develop ment. The best lands that have net passed to private ownership are now held up by the government. In the Pacific Northwest, nearly 56,- 0 0 0 ,0 0 0 acres of public land are today withheld from the reach of settlers. Q U E E N W IL L L E A V E M AD RID. Wife o f Spain’s King to Visit tives on Isle o f Wright. Rela Cowes, Isle of W ight— Within a day or two Queen Victoria, of Spain, will arrive in the Isle of W ight, to visit her relative at Osborne cottage. She needs a rest badly, for Madrid has been full of anxiety of late for the Spanish i royal family. She will remain about a ; month and will be accompanied by her three children, but unless the situation clears in Spain, King Alfonso will not be able to leave for Madrid before the end of the month. Queen Victoria’s visit iB to be pure ly private throughout, but she will vis it Windsor in order to lay a wreath on the tomb of the late K ing Edward, and she will probably spend a few days in her'old home in Kensington palace. It is expected that during her stay, King Alfonso will extend a formal invitation to the king and queen of England to pay him a state visit at Madrid. Campaign Devoid o f Mercy. Paris— A ll danger of serious disturb ances in Catalonia appears to have been warded off by Captain General W eyler’s energetic precautionary meas ures and his well known decision of character. General Weyler said: “ The moment a revolutionary outbreak P r a c t ic a l E x p e r ie n c e . in Barcelona compels me, as captain- The old farmer, equipped with the general, to assume the supreme com tools of his trade, was busy near the mand, I want the revolutionists to road. know they must prepare for a merci “What have you growing In that less fighL There will be neither pris field,” asked the Innocent passer-by. oners nor wounded. The walls of the “Weeds,” answered the granger. hospitals will become useless and the "But why are you cultivating cemeteries will have to be enlarged.” weeds?" queried the other. Esperanto to Be Spoken. “Because,” replied the man behind the hoe, "after years of experience I Washington— The sixth international am convinced that Is the only way to congress of Esperanto will be in ses exterminate them." sion the week beginning August 14. This w ill be the first time that the con W h a t W e M ay E x p e c t. The suffragetto meeting had grown gress has met in the Western Hemis phere, its previous meetings having red-hot. Esperanto will be "And what will become of the great been in Europe. brewery buildings when we control spoken in Washington by clergy in the pulpit, by actors in a Shakespearean the votes?” shouted tho leader. And the little man who had play, part of the police force and in all the proceedings of the congress. Fur crept In unobserved shrugged his thermore, for the first time probably in shoulders. the history of the world, it will be used 'I guess they'll be turned Into chew at a baseball game. ing gum factories and complexion- powder mills" he muttered simply. Fires Again Menacing. A n o th e r C a tc h . W hite Horse, Mont.— Forest fires Gunner— What's the latest news to that were partly subdued by the rains day? ten days ago, have broken out afresh, Guyer—George Washington's auto after another siege o f hot, dry weath er, and are threatening to do damage sold for $500 In New York. Gunner— What are you trying to in the heavy timber at the head of band me? There were no autos In Whitefish lake. A new fire has been discovered burning fiercely in the vi George Washington's day. Guyer— Who said anything about cinity of the Great Northern tunnel, 10 Sheriff automobiles? This refers to bis auto miles northwest o f here. O ’Connell drafted a small army o f men graph. into service and took them to the scene to fight the flames, but the fire had M o d e rn E d u c a tio n . “What are you doing out hers on the such a start that it is doubtful if they can control it. marsh?" "Helping to prepare my boy’s les Six to Try Atlantic Flight. sons." N ew York — Melvin Vaniman, avia "W h at on earth do you mean?" "H e la atudylng natural history, and tor and mechanical engineer, returned I have to catch a bullfrog for him to to this country by the French liner La Touraine, full o f confidence in the suc take to acbool." cess of the flight across the Atlantic, which he proposes to undertake with W alter Wellman in their dirigible air ship American. “ The American will carry an unsink- able lifeboat on her voyage,” said Mr. Vaniman. “ This lifeboat will be 25 feet long, six feet in beam and will be stocked with provisions sufficient to last the crew for 30 days. A n Illu s t r a t io n . Little Willie— Say. pa. what Is a par adox? Pa— Well, my son. a coal stove Is one kind of paradox. It won’t burn until It Is put up. then It won't burn until It is shaken down. H OUSEH OLD H IN T S. A plain salt gargle Is very good for ■ore throat. Gasoline Is good to clean soft white leather shoes. A ll frozen puddings are Improved by being served with whipped cream. Use ammonia and water rather than soap and water for washing marble. Milk is good to wash white paint; cold tea equally good to wash colored paint In buying potatoes pick those that are firm and hard and have the few est "eyes.” Left-over biscuit are much better cut in two and toasted than If merely warmed over. When cooking mackerel or other salt fish, see that the skin side is placed uppermost To lengthen the life of a tin wash basin, paint Is Inside with any good quality of paint. Clean xlnc with keroeene, rubbed on with a soft cloth, and follow with boil ing water. A whisk broom that has outlived Its usefulness can be shortened and made Into a sink brush. A few chopped almonds added to a custard or bread pudding will greatly Improve Its flavor. A sprig of mint In the water in which potatoes or peas are boiled will add a piquant flavor. S oa a d rd L ik e ft II. o k a . "Isn't It disgraceful the way women ■moke nowadays?” “Why?” " I Just saw an advertisement offer ing to any woman six puffs for a doW •ar.”— Purple Cow. Speaking as a reporter, when w* are looking for newo, » 0 do not care mnch for the latest Joke. We have become s a a n i. ra fn a e to Is it r b H is ■ • s t a r 's used at to having m ir lo k s s V .I m . " I will not stand It, Doyla, and 1 give you to know quite plainly that If It wasn't for the years and years that yon have been In my employ you’d have gone long ago!”— London Optn- W e want you to try this Fiano I N YOUR H O M E ERh.E. W e want you to try it at our expense because— At the end of thirty days tha Piano IT S E L F will convince you of the following facts: It’s the best value on earth for the price ($275). I l It's M U S IC A L L Y and M E C H A N IC A L L Y ) right! i - ’-¿u... 1.» . y (I W e know there is so much real value in this Wellington Piano— w e’re selling for $275— on easy payments— that w e’re willing to let it be IT 'S O W N S A L E S M A N . It will tell It's own story to you— in your home— if you’ll send us the coupon. Flease send me lull particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer. Nam e............................................ Address............................................... N eth & Co. EsS w are quickly relieved by Wyatt's Asthma CO LLECTO RS Remedy. Guaranteed or money refund habited. There remains of the public domain Ws Buy snd Collect Note, Mortsaic., and Real ed. Ask your druggist or send six No Collection No Charge. cents postage for Free Sample to only about 700,000,000 acres that is totste Contracts. Worcester Bide., Portland, Ore. J. C. WYATT, Druggist. unappropriated and unreserved, and a VANCOUVER, WASHINGTON. very small percentage of this residue W IT H O U T A RM Y , N A VY, PO LIC E is attractive or will ever be attractive “Did you do much sight-seeing when you went abroad?” “No," answered Mr. Cumrox. “Moth er and the girls did the sight-seeing. I had to put In my time finding the places where they cash letters of •rediL”— Wasp. The wardrobe of the «ummer girl who hasn’t one or more little dresses on the order of the one sketched here, is de cidedly i- complete. This is of light blue handkerchief linen plentifully trimmed with Irish lace, hut carried out very simply. The style is one that is not extreme but always dainty and becoming. S I X T H . A T M O R R IS O N S T ., P O R T L A N D , O R . time be again placed within the reach of the people of the West. But at the present time this enormous acreage is ASTHMA AND HAY Sherman m ay & Co. ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS and held beyond the reach of the set tler and the home-builder. Some of it is permanently withdrawn, as, for in Mother, win And Mrs. Winslow*. Soothing vyrup tin- b.-§t remedy to useful theircLitdrea during the teething period. The Science of Farming. If the world’s attention determine» the Importance of a science, then the science of farming Is receiving de recognition. For the world ts PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO. served certainly giving much attention to o f Portland. Oregon the farm and the people who work FURNISHES HELP FREE upon It. This Is not to be wondered TO EM PLO YERS at, for upon the farm and Its products Main office. 12 North Second St. Mala 5670; A 1406 Without Lad;« a Dept. -06H Morrison St. Main 1062: A 2064 depend all other Industries. this science all other things must fall, Phono or W ir e o r d e r s at our expense. whereas the farmer could. If neces sary, make a fairly good shift at doing without all the rest. Knowing how Is Just as valuable on the farm as In any other branch of industry. The subject of "Dry Farm First class work at ing” Is an Illustration very much In ea^onable prices. point. One man experimented until Free examination he learned the secret and as a result nnd p erfectly fitted many people have profited. What he r iasr.es as low as learned does not seem very wonderful, $ 2.00 j but It was the thing needed to be .I x ■ faking: methods. j known, and In the semi-arid west, D R . C. L. H A Y N E S where crops are being grown by this Suite 427, M arquam Building method, they deem It quite an achieve Fourth Flour ment. It always pays to study one'» Opposite Portland Hotel, Portland Ore. business. fT cO FFE E c ; TEA SPICES oh Numerous Catch Crops to 8 uppl«- A a t k o r T e lls S to r y o f D ead H o b * a r e b 'a V is it to la lo o f M u . merit Hay When Latter le Failure During a visit to the Isle of Man, — Soy Beans for Silo. »h ere I first had the honor to come On many farms where the numbei to close quarters with him, he took of animals raised on the farm and obvious pleasure In the freedom with kept through the winter is dependent which the people who surrounded his upon the amount of hay harvested, person spoke to him. Hall Caine aays the farmer Is unable to winter all of In the New York Herald. I remembered that one of our com his stock when the hay crop Is a fail ure unless he grows catch crops to pany said, pointing to the little gray town of Ruiusey, which In a few hours supplement his hay crop. Oats and peas make a very good had become transfigured Into an ori catch crop and will produce a large ental city, under the blase of every amount of palatable and nourishing available scrap of bunting. “This beats coronation day In Lon I hay. Corn fodder makes an excellent don. your majesty.” The King smiled and gracefully al catch crop and afTords abundnnee of rough feed, although corn that Is al lowed himself to agree. There were no police with him that lowed to reach a more mature condl tlon will afford the most nourishment. day, no detectives and hardly any es Millet Is another excellent catch cort— only a gentleman la light bowler, | crop and will thrive under a wide two ladies In sailor hats, with a few : variety of conditions, but like most carriages full of friends behind them other crops will produce better crops and a number of bicycle Journalists when It Is raised on land that contains scudding at their aide. It was a charm ing picture— a picture probably with | an abundance of plant food. Barley and peas are very valuable out parallel In any foreign country. for fall feeding and may be cut late It was the picture of a sovereign who and cured for hay the same as oats felt absolutely safe in the love and and peas. This mixed crop may be protection of the people over whom he used for soiling purposes until late in ruled. “ 1 trust we have not tired you to I November. Rape Is a member of the j turnip family and makes an excellent death, sir,” I said. He answered: ! late forage crop for sheep and hogs “ It has been simply delightful. I've | any many farmers pasture It with young cattle but It Is not adapted for enjoyed It all Immensely.” The King's memory was an extra "eedlng dairy cattle, owing to the dan Pointing to a monu ger of Its giving the milk a bad odor, ordinary gift. ¡similar to that Imparted by the turnip ment on top of a hill, one of our party said: when fed In large quantities. "That la Albert Hill, sir. The tower Soy beans are recommended highly as an economical source of protein le Albert Tower, so called after a and may be grown In most sections picture of the prince consort’s visit to [ of the country where live stock Is Rumsey In 1847.” “ I remember perfectly.” said the fed. Many fall with this crop be cause they do not wait for the ground King. “I was on the yacht with the to become warm before they sow the Queen, but I was only 7 years of age crop. Soy beans may be drilled, plan and the Queen was 111, so I did not come ashore.” ed In hills or In rows. “Perhaps you remember, air, what On farms where there Is a silo they will do well when sowed In the corn happened when the prince consort land field and run Into the silo with the ed.” “ I do. He had come unexpectedly. corn crop. It Improves the food value of the ensilage and has no bad re There was nobody to receive him and a iocal barber took him to the top of sults. the hill.” A memory that retains an Incident of such little moment can BREAKING UP BROODY HENS never have failed Edward VII. In re- 'Rtlon to greater events of his life. Shutting Her Up In Box With Slatted Bottom Will Effect Cure in Very Few Days. “ K itty , you d idn 't put a n yth in g In th e contribution plate when the usher cam e around.” It Is natural for hens of the sitting " W e l l , he d idn 't have an y change for m y nickel, mamma. Did you think 1 bree Is to become broody after she w as go in g to g iv e him a ll o f It and go has finished laying a “clutch" of eggs. They do not deserve to be ducked or w ith ou t gum fo r a w hole w eek?” F u rl h er c a in e When the H air Falls Stop If! And why not? Fall ing hair is a disease, a regular disease; and A yer’s H air Vigor, as made from our new im proved formula, quickly and completely destroys that dis ease. The hair stops falling out, grows more rapidly, and all dandruff disappears. Dotsjno^han^^he^oloi^ofjlh^^^t^^ Vuraala with Nah fcettl« y vers J w v I k a v It to j a « f »Ora «oso I M ere Isteveettas- Fair G irl— My father made hla for The little book in each package gives tone when he was a young man. the formula of our new Hair Vigor, tells each injredient It used, and ex Would you like to know how he did It? Gallant Youth— Not particularly, but plain* many other interesting things, I would like to know If be baa II ; kfter reading you will know why this new > : r preparation does Its work so wall. ■till.— Catholic News. - S i i i w o « » . o. Ars.Os.. Lswsu.~m tlltl. N a tio n l.eos S lee or G r e a te r Ihnn H a lf S ew York. ASK YOUR GROCER FOR K. i S. BRAND OF Blueing Ammonia “Clean, 0 ” Disinfectant Spray Cold Water Liquid Starch Non-Boiling Washing Rad K . a N d S .C H em ICa í @ . W, 10 tES*| roRlN* ‘ P h a r m a c i s t s '* the Wt MANUFACTURE t u 0«UO SPECIALTIES They come together like the teeth of a dog. do the frontiers of France and Spain, and between the teeth is a bone— such a small bone that one won ders why It was not swallowed up long ago, and the name ot the bone Is Andorra. "The whole area of this lonely Uttla nation is something less than hall that of Greater New York,” says a writer In the Metropolitan, "and Its entire population does not equal that of one of New York's great office buildings "F o r want of a better name the geographies have called It a republic, but the Andorrans part tliclr allegi ance carefully In the middle, as they do their hair, dividing It (the allegi ance, not the hair), between the pope and the French President. “ If Tolstoy himself had framed Its government he could not have built anything more alter his own heart The heads of families— the patriarchs of Scripture— elect representatives who several times each year saddle their mules and go riding down to the 400 year-old Parliament House, where It nestles cosily In the mountain valley of Andorra la Vieja, to make such few and simple laws as the well-being of none Is needed. "So slight are the expenses of gov ernment In Anilorrn. for all told there are but four salaried officials, that a small poll tax on gnats and sheep amply meets them all There Is no army, even of the smallest— for who Is there to light? There are no police "When I was In Andorra." the writ er says, "the prison— there Is but one — was used as a poultry house There Is no lire department, for the houses are al) of stone There Is no coinage, for the people pay In kind No postal system Is there either, for when an Andorran writes a letter, which rarely happens, he entrusts It to some ac commodatlng person who Is going over the border Into France or Spain.” P hone Main 113 401 Main St. Vancouver. Washingto Became Household Word. An old doctor was operated on In a hospital In Berlin. On leaving be was sympathized with and pitied by all his old friends who met him, for his hair bad suddenly turned whits as snow. The truth of the matter was that Foxy Grandpa had no chance to dye his hair In the h o » pltal. So when he got out ho mad« tho most of the matter with the first person he met, and became so fa- mous that he was appointed one of the king’s physicians and died rich, and his name, like the prisoner of Chilton, became a household word.-« New York Press. To Rrral In New Shoes. Always Khaki- In Alien'* Foot-Kaae, »powder, ( i uun-K h u t, M W i-atinx, a e h lu s , m w o IU - d tre t. uro mi i , llurmrlnx nail, anil bunion.. At til druggi.iK ami nlim- .cere., Zuc. D.»nt accept inyHitusiltiite. SempleiiiallclKUKK. Address Aliens.Dilu ted, Le lloy,N. Y. A Friend In Need. Algle— I say. Fred, You’re --a w — s fwieud of mine, aren't you? Fred— Sure. Algie— Then be a good fellow and— aw— help me out. I’d like to have that pwetty cousin of youahs learn all about my— aw— good points, doncher know. Fred— I am helping you, old chap, i argued with her for two hours yes terday trying to convince her that you Weren't as big a fool ns you look. “Nice People." "Do nice people go to baseball games?" asks a reader of the New York Sun. Wo hope noL "Nice people" are the most tiresome peopls In the world and If they went to base ball games In any considerable num bers they would make the players so tired they wouldn't be able to put up I l l s C h o ic e . a snappy game and the umpire would Judge— You are privileged to chal get so bored ho wouldn't care whether lenge any member of the Jury being he had his skull cracked with a has* ball bat or not. Impaneled. “Well, then, yer honor, 01*11 folght A M a r x o r im p o rta n c e . the shmall mon will wan eye, in the "Our friend Isn't making the stir I « corner, there fernln.it yez.”— Metropol statesmanship that we expected." itan Magazine. “No,” said Senator Sorghum, "he M u tu a l F e a r . hasn’t even made enough e n e m ie s to Slncoe— Why didn’t Kounfnltte raise have the syllable 'Ism' ta c k e d to h is a fuss when he found the grocer bud name to provide a synonym fo r all ht* man Iniquity." ■old him bud eggs? Trlcoe— For the same reason that the grocer didn't raise a fuss when he found Kounfelite had pnid him a bad half-dollar:___________________ P a rrrIIn K It p im p l e s O at. “ I tried nil kinds of blood remedies The gypsy moth and the English which failed to do me any good, but I sparrow had agreed upon an amicable have found the right thing at last. My division of the earth. face was full of pimples and black heads. “That suits me," said the German After taking Cascarets they all left. I sal carp. "I’ll take the waters of the continuing the use of them and recom earth.” ________ __________ mending them to my friends. I feel fins when I rise in the morning. Hope U Ills E i p . r l . n c t , have a chance to lecoimnend Cascarets.M "Algy, don’t you find married life Fred C. Witten, 76 Elm St., Newark, N. J, more expensive than bachelorhood?" Flt-anant. Palatable. Potent. Taate Good. "Well, It may be more expensive than Do Good. N e v e r Sicken. W eaken or Gnp«k ■ rigidly single life, but It's cheaper 10c. 2te. 60c. N ever «old in bulk. Th e *r«n- uine tablet «tam ped C C C. Guaranteed tm than courtship.” cure or your money buck. A C a u tio u s G a m e . "Does Bllgglna ever bluff when he plays cards?” “Never until he gets home and ex plains where he has been.” TBY MURINE W,Ä ”' EYE REMEDY .. . . , t w ii u i Usuis Fori», 26c. 60c. lalis Tubs.. 26c, $1.00. N a m MARK e d ic O ABSOLUTELY CURES DR. WHITING’S REMEDIES M A N tirA O T l’ S K I) HV N A T I O N A L M E D IC IN E CO., LTD. R o o m s 3 and 4. S h e lle y Bik., 422’ , M o rriso n St. Portland, Or. I'hn 9 Mamhull 2119 1. A P P E N D IC IT IS R E M E D Y . Mu* only ki own « uro (or A|>i>etidi<'iti« without th e *iid o f t h e k n ife . G iv o e iin n iw lin t a relief, itiiil -tTse-i« • p e ru u tn e n t in •• s h o r t tiu i«. REDUCE THE COST OF LIVIKQ,- use CRESCENT BAKING POWDER 25c. FULL POUND DAISY FLY KILLER ‘S P E C I A L ” R E M E D Y . Lor Women * Ailm ent« Tun.ore of ih « How- el« Al n lim U i'H Kiiltiey «m l HUdder Treu ».le« »K M K «6 1 hi* Mow Hi-Umtifle V'ork I« a home ireMment. W ri o or enll end we will explain. K ternal freut i on only. NOW’I e W TIME o f the year to havw year teeth o at om 4 p l a t « « x i bridal Ne»i. t |«U, onuffim- hi rosvsslrat, che*p. L «a t* « Il n i « t . M»<ie ol mral. aft»o« work don«. ForowV* of-tow» patron« wa finish p l a t « » » 4 hridxo work !■ ou« day If neoaeaary. 1 HICKSl tulli ot tip o*er, »ili ai« Oklahoma Corn Damaged. Guthrie, Okla.— The report o f the state board of agriculture up to July 25, just made public, estimates the damage to the com crop in Oklahoma in the last month at 21.3 per cent. This is against a damage of 25.6 per cent in 1909. The board reports the cotton crop holding up well. Since July 25 the hottest and dryest weather of the year has been felt and the dam age is said to be much increased over the figures made public. cu re PH in : 6. ioti or l«M « »rjrthtn«. G uimsm H Ot «11 elettivo. ot ve«« Molar Crown« $ 5 .C 22k Bridge Teeth3 .9 Gold FiiiiefR tsfl Enamel Filtinf« S iW FiUkifi propani lo» 20 cent*. BAROLO S0MrE4 130 Dei Aio Ir*. baun, ». Y. U n io n P a in le s s D e n tists Entire Train is Burned, Augusta, Ga.— A Charleston & West m i l 8 «t o f Teeth .... $ * .0 0 ern Carolina passenger train ran into B h d m Work or Teeth without Pla te« $ J $0 to $3 Crow n« ............................... $ 1 5 0 to $ 5 .00 a burning trestle 19 miles from Augus Gold Popreloin Crow n* ..................... $ 3 .5 0 to $ 5 .00 ta on the Spartanburg division. The Gold or Porcelain Fillin g* ................. $ 1 .0 0 U » Silver Pillim r* ................................. 50c to $ 1 .00 entire train was burned. The engin B«el Plat« Mwie ............. ................$7.30 eer and fireman were killed and 16 pas N o e h a rv e « fo r Pnlnle«* Extract n r when other work i« done. 1ft years* Guarantee with all work sengers slightly injured. Mowrw • » ae. to • p . m . a m M o r r iM S tr ««L A nn.I R i.kkss wwu ntiasw Plat«« • nn 5 .0 0 Be<? Rubber — 7. 5J k - Paini««« LrtrMIe» • ML ». i- WIM, I n tim Pain i««« ¿x trertioñ ' I S re Ï « Ï Ï w ! h«a »la t e « o r b r id «« work ia ■ ordered. Free. É a H p Conanìtetioi M H Ü Q on R lH I Y o u cannot m t h «tt«t en \ w h a. no mutter mnttei how much yow pay« peinte«« vmrkanywhert AM w o rk fu lly ___' |<i6raiit«e<| m u te e d f o ft r fl ft e o w yearn. W ise Dental Co. INCORPORATED P a in le ss Dentists M n i tuff#««. Third 4 W »*Mn*t«n. PORTLAMt. O t V M D Odlee Meere: • A . M . M t P . M . P N U T I f H U N w r i t I n * to f f m a t t ilo * th is ] lu to fk ita l NO. t t —'l#
