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I ts P a in fu l E n d . ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS. The last of the L abrador ducks war j about to die. T he h ard est job on e a rth is apolo "It isn 't the thing of dying. In Itself," | gizing. W e "will p ay a s follow s fo r first-c la ss pro* duce. S h ip b / e x p re ss. gasped the duck, "th at grinds me! It-a The g reatest tragedy In the life ot a the fact th a t while my race hereby be* V E A L . . ................................................... IOC comes extinct, the gaunt, ungainly boy Is rain on circus day. Pork ......................................... 1 2 c w orthless shltepoke will live on!” L iv e H e n s ............................................. 1 6 c E very m an engaged In a lawgult Live S pring C hickens, lb .......... 2 0 c U ncheered even by the reflection that claim s he was forced Into It. E g g s ........ 24c the carrion crow survived the dodo, the Occasionally you find an old widower hapless bird breathed its last. A d d re ss who doesn't like the m arry in g joke. FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO. A good way to fight the saloon 1« to " F ig h t in g t h e B e e i T r u s t” PO RTLA N D, OREGON m ake the home m ore agreeable for men. The men have enough other foolish notions w ithout oaring m uch for out W O RTH KNOWING. glass dishes. 7»------ The flower trad e In London exceeds As we become older, we a re about $400,000 a year. convinced th a t It la possible to catch anyone In a lie. E lectric Irons a re now used largely Don’t wait until the di to give the high finish to fine leather, j The womea say th a t unless you are gestive organs are almost very oareful, It la easy to get an ugly T here Is only one sudden death carpet on your floor. am ong women to every eight among j beyond help;—don’t wait men. T here Is one th in g an agreeable until the bowels have be m an 's enem ies can alw ays aay about It Is estim ated th a t 150,000 persons com e constipated and don’t him : "H e Is politic.” In G erm any earn th e ir living In con wait until the liver and kid nection w ith music. Now comes an o riginal sort of Re form er, and says th a t prices a re high Ju s t under one-thtnl of th e to tal j neys have becom e w eak because of tra d in g stam ps! population of E ngland and W ales i s ! and inactive; just take Hos- under 15 years of age. The stepm other never lived who was tetter’s Stom ach Bitters at m isrepresented The stan d ard of h eight in the Brit- j and abused as much lsh arm y Is g reater th a n In any other j the very first sign of trou as th a t word “e n tertain ." arm y in the world. ble. It will save you lots W hat has become of th e old-fash Tobacco seeds are so m inute th a t a ioned m an who atten d ed a wedding of suffering because its thim bleful will fu rn ish enough plants results are certain. Try it and Insisted on kissing th e bride? for an acre of ground. T he women say n othing m akes them today for Indigestion, Di quite so tired as for a m an to tell An elm tree a rriv es a t perfection a fte r a grow th of 150 years, and a arrhoea, Cramps, Malaria, them w hat a Devil he has been. healthy one will endure for 600 years. Fever and A gue. Be sure W ould a bride ra th e r have • half It has been calculated th a t a man dozen heavy silv er spoons as a wed to get Hostetters. who shaves regularly u n til he Is 80 ding presen t th an a dozen lig h t silver years old has cut off about thirty-five spoons? feet of h air from h is face. An editor In a K ansas town sold out C a n g lit. H orses can h ear sounds th a t are Im because he never received "sym pathy" The law yer for the defense found It an d "encouragem ent.” H« never d a perceptible to hum an ears. For days previous to a g re a t earthquake they necessary to weaken the testim ony of served eith er. the principal w itness for the prosecu show every sym ptom of abject fear. As soon as a m an's b a t Is taken from tion. “Mr. Skybo,** he said proceeding to him a t a reception, he w hispers to hla « 3 .0 0 S A M P L E D E R B Y . F E L T , S T R A W « 1 .8 0 cross-exam ine him, “did you ever live wife: “How soon can we get oht of H.UCleaned, Blocked 5 0 c; Panamas, L $ 1 . Trimming« 2 5 c each. Ladies’ H ats on the seacoast?” here?” | Remodeled, Willow flum e, retied and “Yes, sir,” responded the w itness; “I Dyed. Complete Line oi M illin e ry . 3 1 5 A L D E R S T .. P O R T L A N D have lived half my life in a seacoast town.” “You are fam iliar, then, with salt P IP E R E P A IR IN G w ater fish?” Of eTeiydetcriptioA by naiL AMBER. BRIER and MEERSCHAUM. Arbnciai Calami “ Yes, sir.” S IG SIC H E L A CO. “Well, ju st as a m atter of inform a 02 Third Sir tel Portiaad tion, will you please tell me how a flounder sw im s—w hether horizontally T D V M U D I N E Wh#n Your E»M or vertically?” * I n a - m U lllllC Need Care “W hy—er----- ” “T h at Is all, Mr. Skybo; you may E Y E R E M E D Y T.« win uk. it L iquid Form , 2 5 c, 5 0c. S a i n T ubei, 2 5 c, $1.00. stand aside.”—Chicago Tribune. Smith W ants Eggs DON’T WAIT TOO LONG FASHION HINTS1 M ODERN M ETH O D S S e e in g ; H e r WASHINGTON. PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO. o f P o rtla n d . O regon FURNISHES HELP FREE TO EMPLOYERS M ain office. 12 N o rth Second S t. M ain «5670; A 1406 Ladies D ept, 205V6 M orrison S t. M ain 1062; A 2064 P h o n e o r w ire o rd ers a t o u r ex p en se. EXCLUSIVE OPTICIAN Positively and harm lessly in sh o rt tim e by th e new Olconeia Method. T re a t m ent is r o t expensive or painful. You need not rem ain a slave to your habits, when a sh o rt stay a t our Sanitarium will m ake you free. Address F ir s t class w ork a» reaso n ab le prices. F re e ex a m in atio n an d p e rfe c tly fitted g la sses a s low as $ 2.00 OLCONEIA CO., Arleta Station. Portland, Or. HAYNES O u r sk e tch show s a so m e w h at extrem e b u t p o p u lar ty p e of g ow n ju st at presen t. Soft silk s or sheer m a te ria ls are b est fo r th is sty le . T h e hat is o n e o f th e O rie n tal tu rb a n affairs, th e so le trim m in g be in g a b tterfly bow o f velvet a t th e side- b ack . TELL TALE EYES. No fa k in g m ethods. Suite 427, Marquam Building N a m ed ic O ho Drives away Flies, Mosquitoes and Gnats. I t protects horses and cattle from attacks of insects, enabling them to feed and ileep in peace. It prevents loss of weight and strength from worry caused by attacks of insects, and from the irritation of th e ir bites and stings. There is a satisfaction in t h e relief it affords domestic anim als from th e scourge oi m addening parasites and flies, besides the profit in returns. Horses do more work on less feed and cows yield more and better m ilk when relieved from th e frenzy Incited by constantly fighting a swarm oi voracious, insatiable insects. F o u r sizes, 25 c, 50 c, 75 c and $ 1 . 25 . Ask your m erchant for it. © H oyt C h e m i c a l C o . Portland, Oregon u n til 8 a n d S undays u n til 1 2 :1 0 . for people w ho w ork. P ra c tic a l W E GROW HAIR W e C u r e *11 S calp Di*eaae*. *top F a llin g H air. P re v e n t B aldness. G row L a d ie s ’ a n d C h ild ren ’s H a ir ra p id 'y . so ft, srlossy an d b e a n tifu l. W # F u r n i s h o u t o f tow n people hom e tr e a t m en t. W rite us to d a y fo r q u estio n b lan k and p a rti :u la rs. T H E G A R L O W HA IR G R O W IN G CO. SPCCIALI >TS 2 0 7 - 8 R o ’ h rh itd B u ild in g . F o u rth a n d W ash i « to n S tr e e ts . PORTLAND. OREGON C o n su lta tio n F ree. * to 5. TND THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM LIST Pacific Coast Biscuit Company P o rtla n d S e a ttle S pokano A«k for T heir G oods and SAVE THESE SWASTIKA END SEALS THEY ARE VALUABLE They Will Secure You Many Useful Articles Without Coat S A Y IN G S OF SAGES. Much may be said on both sides.— Fielding. T he h eart will break, yet broken llv . on.—J. Q. Adams. Keeps a clean h earth and s clear flra for me.—Tennyson. In teg rity w ithout knowledge la weak and useless.—Johnson. God helps them th a t help themselves. —B enjam in F ran k lin . • Some rise by sin, and some by vir tue fall.—Shakespeare. Invention Is totally Independent of the will.—B. R. Haydon. How sw ift th e sh u ttle files th a t weaves thy shro u d !—Young. No man knows so well w here the shoe pinches as he who w ears It.—L in coln. W here there la a m other 1« th* «■owe m atters speed well.—A. Bronson Alcott. The bell never rings of Itself; unless some one handles or moves It, It 1 * dumb.—P lautus. C hance T il« Black (d a rk brow n) a re the sign ol « passionate a rd o r In love. L ight brown or yellow denotes In F o u rth Floor O pposite P o rtla n d H otel, P o rtlan d O re. constancy; green, deceit o r coquetry. D ark blue, or violet, denote g re a t af fection and p u rity , b u t not very much intellectuality. MARK C lear, lig h t blue, w ith calm, stead ABSOLUTELY CURES fast glance, denote cheerfulness, good DR. WHITING’S REMEDIES tem per, constancy. MANUFAÇTTTRKD HY P ale blue, or steel colored, w ith sh ift N A T I O N A L M E D IC IN E CO ., L TD . ing m otion of the eyelid and pupils, 4 2 2 S h e l l e y B ik ., M o r r is o n S t., R o o m s 3 a n d 4 , Por la n d . Or. denote deceitfulness and selfishness. Pho <* Mur-thull 2119 1. A P P E N D I C I T I S R E M E D Y . R u sset brow n eyes, w ith o ut yellow, The only known cure for A ppemiiciti* without the Hid of the knife. Given immediate relief, denote an affectionate disposition, and effects n permanent cure in a nhort time. PRIC K $6. sw eet and gentle. The d ark er th« 6 . “S P E C IA L " R E M E D Y . brown th e more a rd e n t th e passion. For Women’s Ailment«. Tumor* of the Bow el*. A I Diahete* Kidney and Bladder Trou ble*. »'KICK if». Blue, w ith greenish tin ts, are not «0 ’J hi« New Sclentitlc Work i* a home treatment. strongly indicative of these tra its, but Wri»e or call and we will explain. K ternal treatment only. « slig h t propensity to greenish tin ts in th e eyes of any color Is « sign of wis dom and courage. ATRIP TO PORTLAND FREE Gray, o r greenish gray, w ith orange CUT RATES IN and blue shades and ever-varying PAINLESS DENTISTRY tin ts, are th e m ost ln t.Ilectu al, and P a in le s s E x t r a c t i o n ........F re e S ilv e r F i l l i n g s ........................ 50c a re Indicative of t h . Im pulsive, Im G old F ill in g s ............................75c pressionable tem peram ent — th e m ix 22 K. G old C r o w n s .................. $3 and bilious, P o rc e la in C r o w n s .................. $3 tu re of th e sanguine M o lar G old C r o w n s ................ $4 w hich produces poetical and a rtistic B rid g e W o r k , 22 K. G o ld ___$3 I n la y F ills , P u r e G o l d ..........$2 n atures. V e ry N ice R u b b e r P l a t e . .. $4 Eyes of no p a rtic u la r color (only B e s t R u b b e r P la t e o n h la r th ......................................$7 A L L T H IS W O H K IS G U A R A N T E E D . some feeble Bhades of blue or gray, D on’t th ro w y o u r m oney a w a y . A d o lla r sav ed dull, expressionless, dead looking), be Is tw o d o lla rs ea rn e d . O u r o r ig in a l re lia b le M odern P a in le ss M eth o d s a n d o u r p e r f e c te d office eq u ip long to th e lym phatic tem peram ent, m e n t s a v e s u s tim e a n d y o u r m o n ey . and denote a listless, feeble disposi BOSTON D E N T IS T S , 5 t h » M o r r is o n , P o r t l a n d E ntrance 2 9 m M orriaon. opposite Postoffice and M eier A tion, and a cold, selfish n ature. F rank. Established in P ortland 10 year*. O pen evenings D R. C. L M o th e rs w ill A n d M rs. W in s lo w 's S o o th in g B yrup t h e h o s t r e m e d y to u s e lo r t h e i r c h i ld r e n l u n u g t h e t e e t h i n g p e r io d . S lim J. C. WYATT, Druggist, DOPE HABITS CURED H err C harles May. of Berlin, may be term ed the Jean Valjean of Germany M illionaire whose tim e and money were spent In doing good, au th o r of re ligious books and altogether a splen did figure of C hristian manhood. May was ju st a few days ago branded by a ju ry as the p erpetrator of many vio lent crim es In southern Saxon m oun tains forty long years ago. w here he led a band of desperate brigands. May, who Is 70 years old. collapsed and was put under guard to prevent his com m itting suicide. The charges were made by W ilhelm Leblus, a trade union leader. May sued for libel The ju ry decided th a t Leblus had proven the allegations In a court a t Char lottenburg, a suburb of Berlin. Not only was It proven th at H err May had been a notorious bandit, but there Is no doubt but w hat he Is the au th o r of a long series of cheap novels w ritten many years ago In which he describes the deeds he had comm itted. H err May is a splendid linguist, speaking even Chinese and Choctaw. fo r H e r. A m issionary who was m aking his way through a backwoods region came upon an old woman sittin g outside a cabin. He entered upon a religious talk and finally asked her If she didn’t know there was a day of judgm ent coming. “Why, no," said the old lady; "I hadn’t heerd o’ that. W on't th ere be more th an one day?” “No, my friend; only one day,” was replied. “Well, then,” she mused, “I don’t reckon I can get to go for we’ve only got one mule, and Jo h n alw ays has to go everyw here first."—New York Bun. _________________ are quickly relieved by Wyatt’s Asthma Remedy. Ask your d ru g g ist or send six cents p ostage fo r F ree Sam ple to Alcohol, Tobacco, Cocaine, Morphine, Cigarette or Other 4 . It C u re* W hile Y o u W a lk . — ~ A U en ’B F o o t-K a se la a c u r ta in c u r e fo r h o t , tw e e tin g , c a llu s , a n d s w o lle n , a c h in g feet. S o ld b y a l l D ru g g istB . P r ic e 25c. D o n ’t a c c e p t any s u b s t itu t e . T r i a l p a c k a g e F R E E . A d d re s s A lle n B . O lm s te d , L e R o y , N. Y. ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER VANCOUVER, M l l l l O D .t r . I 'b t l u n I t a r o p l.t H h a Y ear* A b o W . . . U .n d lt. We begin to die as soon as we ar* born, and the end Is linked to th s be ginning.—L ucretius. H om e. H egan—I th in k Mias De B lank Is very rude! PARCRAWF SECRET SERVICE AGENCY Jones— W hat causes you to think W e a r e p re p a re d to u n d e rta k e a n y le g itim a te I never th ought h er so. d e te c tiv e w ork (both civil a n d crim in al) in all th a t? p a r te of th e U nited S ta te s . O p e n D ay a n d N ight. H egan— I m e t h er out for a walk C F. PARKER. Sum Phone«: Ofce. Mail 3209; Res., M 4426 th is afternoon and asked If I m ight see 214-16 Henry Building. PORTLAND, OREGON. h er home. She said yes, I could see it from the top of the high schocl build U n ion P a i n l e s s Dentists ing, and th a t It w asn’t necessary to go any farth er.—United Presbyterian. S em p e r Fidelia F u ll S e t o f T e e th ................................................... $ 5 .0 0 B rid g e W ork or T e e th w ith o u t P la te s $ 3 5 0 to $ 5 Gold C ro w n s .......................................... $ 3 .5 0 to $ 5 .0 0 P o rcelain C ro w n s ................................ $ 3 .5 0 to $ 5 .0 0 Gold o r P o rcelain F illin g s ........................... $ 1 .0 0 Up S ilv e r F illin g s ........................................... 5 0 c to $ 1 .0 0 B e s t P la te M ad e....................................................$ 7 .5 0 N o c h a rg e s fo r P ain less E x tr a c tin g w hen o th e r w o rk is done. 15 y e a rs ’ G u a ra n te e w ith all w ork. H o u rs. 8 a. m . to 8 p. m. 22116 M orrison S tre e t. GERMANY S JE A N VALJEAN. C h a rity . “See the poor stra y cat.” “ Why not toss him some m eat?" "N o; I believe In teaching others to help them selves. 1 will throw out som e crum bs to a ttra c t th e birds and maybe th e c a t can catch one."—Loula- -ille C ourier-Journal. T h o T n r k ls k D ra m . Th* darabouka, o r T u rk ish drum , , resem bles s long vase, t h . bottom covered with parchm ent. M a t. A a t.R tlh .H t. "W hy d o n 't you ladles th a n k s man who gives up bis seat In a street car?" asked the censorious person “ As s rule, we can 't," replied Mis* Cayenne "W e're so su rp rised th a t It tak es o ur b reath sw ay.”— W ashington S tar. C in fH tU . "T h a t’s a fine um brella yon a re car rying." "T h-thank you." "F o r w hat?” “ F or u-not claim ing 1 *.”—Clovw load P la ta D ealer O r In In off I t* "Senator," said the Interview er, "It Is rum ored th a t you Intend to re tire from politics.” “Well, well,” replied th e senator, "it's queer how rum ors start. I sup pose this one grew out of the fact th a t I attended church w ith my wife last Sunday.” — C atholic S tandard and Times. _________________ R e d , W e s k , Y V c ary , W a t e r y B y e a . R e l ie v e d B y M u r in e B y e R e m e d y . T ry M u r in e F o r Y o u r E y e T r o u b l e s . Y o u W ill L i k e M u r in e . I t S o o th e s . 50c a t Y o u r D ru g g is ts . W r ite F o r E y e B o o k s. F re e . M u r in e E y e R e m e d y C o ., C h ic a g o . C o rlo u a H e m e d le a . In some parts of E ngland one of the best cures for a swollen neck 1 b to draw a snake nine tim es across the th ro a t of the suffering one, a fter which the snake is killed and Its skin sewed in a silken bag and tightly sewed around th e neck. A nother way, alm ost as good, Is to put th e live snake in a bottle, w hich is tightly corked and buried n ear the roots of a rosebush, and as the helpless snake decays the sw elling In the neck of the p atien t will disappear. M ig h t H e lp A sm s. " It's up to you to do som ething to help our Neighborhood Im provem ent A ssociation.” " I’m for It. I’ll make my daughter st 11 her piano.’’—Cleveland Plain Deal- sr. Keister’s Ladies Tailoring College C utting, F itting, D rafting, D esign ing, T ailoring and D ressm aking tau g h t. S trictly up-to-date in every style and fashion. W rite fo r term s. <43 1-2 Eleventh St. R ED U C E Partland, Oregon THE C O S T O F LIV IN G ; use CRESCENT BAKING POWDER 25c. FU LL POUND ZEPPELIN AIRSHIP Cure Your Dr. B. E. Wright LOST IN STORM Dandruff . . H t u y o u r te e th o u t an d p int« an d b rid g e w ork done. F o r o u t-o f-to w n p a tro n a w« finish pint« an d b rid g e w ork in one d a y li necessary. P R IC E S - Molar Crowas $5.0# ? 2 i Brnu-I w -.. $3.5« Disabled Motor Makes Craft Helpless Against Gale. Ship Lands on T ree T ops and is B ad ly D am aged—P a sse n g e rs Reach G round on Rope L adder. Düsseldorf, G erm any— Count Zeppe lin ’s passenger airship D eutschland, the g re a te st of all the fam ous aero n a u t’s models, lies in th e T eutoburgian forest pierced by pine trees, a mass of deflated silk and tw isted alum inum . The 33 passengers and crew aboard the airship when it struck the pines a fte r a wild contest w ith a storm , escaped uninjured, clim bing down from the w reck on a rope ladder. H err Coleamann, general m anager of the new airship com pany; C hief E n gineer D uers, of the Zeppelin ship, and C harles W annenberg, who had charge of the crew of 10 , and 20 new spaper men sailed from D üsseldorf fo r a three hours’ excursion. In the high wind one of the m otors refused to work and the o th er tw o did not give sufficient pow er to m ake any headway in the gale. The airship d rifted, sw aying in the violent gusts and som etim es leaning a t an angle of 40 degrees. All the w hile the engine- men w ere a t w ork re p airin g the dis abled motor. W hen th is w as done all four screw s w ere driven a t th e ir full power. U n der normal conditions the engines w ere capable of d riving the airship a t a speed of 40 m iles an hour, but th e helm sm an w as unable to keep his course and the g re a t c ra f t w as sw ung about a t the mercy o f th e winds. Colesmann did not dare to come about, fo r fear of overturning, and de cided to d r if t w ith the gale tow ard Os nabrück, also a g arrision. He then decided to continue on to Senne. Suddenly he perceived a w hirlw ind coming, and ascended to a h eig h t of nearly 4,000 fe e t to avoid the center of it. W ith the w hirlw ind came a heavy downpour of rain. A fte r h alf an hour the D eutschland came down to p erm it observations and it w as seen th a t the T eutoburgian fo r est lay below. The forw ard m otor stopped again and Colesm ann se n t live o f the correspondents to the a f t gon dola to b allast the vessel. The D eutschland sank rapidly, hav ing lost much gas in the high altitude, and dragged along the top of the dense forest. A heavy branch of a tree broke through the bottom of the cabin am idships, throw ing tw o o f the guests to the floor. O ther branches ripped through the gas com partm ents and the whole g re a t stru c tu re settled down 30 or 40 fe e t from the ground. BUYING A U T O S AND LAND. Middle W est People S ecuring T ra c ts fo r H om es E lsew here. SL Joseph, Mo.— F ifteen m illion dol lars spent fo r autom obiles and more than $18,000,00 sen t elsew here for the purchase o f land tells w h at the W est is doing w ith some of its money, accord ing to inform ation compiled by G raham G. Lacey, a banker o f th is city, who has obtained replies to a series of ques tions addressed to bankers in K ansas, N ebraska, Missouri and Iowa. R eports from 251 banks showed th a t approxim ately $18,000,000 had gone out of th e ir section fo r the purchase of lands in other states, and 234 banks reported th a t a heavy am ount had gone out of th e ir sections for such purposes. F or autos, 427 banks reported th a t a to tal of $15,000,000 had been spent. O ut of 639 replies received, 293 stated th a t ag ricu ltu ral conditions w ere good, the rem ainder reported such con ditions as only fa ir. A good w heat crop w as reported by 20 per cent of re plies, f a ir by 38 per cent, and bad by 42 per cenL F ifty-one per cen t reported th a t the banks w ere carry in g m ore real e sta te loans for th e ir custom ers a t th is tim e than they w ere carry in g a y ear ago. R uef A ppeals to C o u rt. San Francisco— A braham R uef has filed w ith the D is tric t C ourt o f A p peals ¡an appeal from his conviction and sentence for b ribing ex-Supervisor Furey to vote fo r a trolley franchise for the U nited R ailroads. I t is one a f the longest statem en ts ev er presented to th e court, containing over 12,000 pages, included in 24 volum es. The en tire tria l is review ed, and m any al leged erro rs are presented as grounds fo r a reversal of judgm ent and a new tria l. R uef was sentenced to 14 y e a rs’ im prisonm ent and now is out on bail. G enoa, Nev., D estroyed. Carson C ity, N ev.—Genoa, the coun ty s e a t of Douglas county, 211 m iles south o f this ¡city, was alm ost com pletely destroyed by fire . The loss is estim ated a t over $100,000. The court house, Masonic H all, and several o th er brick stru c tu re s w ere com pletely gutted by the flames. F irefig h tin g ap paratus w as forw arded by a Southern Pacific train from th is city to the scene in th e hope o f checking the flames, which th reaten the surrounding farm s. Genoa is th e oldest tow n thia side of the S ie rra N evada m ountains. Louisiana Raps S uffrage. B aton Rouge, L a .—The upper branch of the L ouisiana leg islatu re w ent on as not only opposed to woman off th « year to h a « -.s «s record your t«*th • and irld«« suffrage, but refused to allow women don*. F o r oat- to act as m em bers o f boards o f an ed C f-towa Ì&V _______ Ï ni*h p p i a at t ro a sa s u w« d ucational or a ch aritab le n atu re, even b rida« work la oc d a r If necaaaaiy. though they be elected to such board F a ic x a . by men. They cam e to thia decision Molar Crown« $ 5 . 0 when S enator Geuydon tried to have 22k Bride* T o « * 3 . 5 Gold Filiinfo 1.Û I passed his bill allow ing women m em Enamol Fiffiaf« 1. 0 bership on educational and ch aritab le BiTvor Fi!lt*f* « 5 1 boards. Good Rubber m . . Ptofoo 5.00 Chile Wind Wrecks Ships. to«’ Rutter _ Plot«« 7. San Francisco—The Merchants’ Ex Pain lot* LtlrMioa a change has received advices from Val ___ __________ _____ _____ trr brldi b ri dp« 1 traction Fraojrkra^oU paraiso, Chile, that the German steam ot « m W « ordered. Onnoal ta t in a F ren. _ . aial«os work anywhere. no mutter how n ar h yew er Irtningard is ashore off Corral and All work A ll w o r k fully f u lly i |tinrnnt*pd n n r a n t o o d for f o r ftft f if la o a yaa r o . is believed to be a total loaa. The N O W 'I e W T IM E W ise Dental Co. IN C O I« P O R A T C D P a in le s s D e n tis ts Third ft Washington, P O V T U M .M H ii ft A. M. te I ff. M. l a l i n . A te A crew waa saved. Several other vesaela the names of which are unknown, have been wrecked aa the result of the storm which has raged several days on the coast. W h y ? B ecause Ills annoying, untidy. A nd m ostly, because it almost invariably leads to baldness. C u re it, and save y o u r h air. G e t m ore, too, at the same time. All easily done with A y er’s H a ir Vigor, new im proved form ula. Stop this form ation of dandruff I Doc j not change the color o f the hair. U i f t m a ..........$1 bb IBand F in e r .. $1.00 S*or«Bp ... 50c* Cmi h t t o PtUBB $5 00 to U tot* „ Hun..........$7.5# Piolcu Eitndira j O c B EST M ETH O D S P ain less E x tra c tio n F re e w h en p la te s o r b rid g e w ork ia ordered. C o n su lta tio n F ree. Y ou ca n n o t g e t b e tte r p ain less w ork an y w h ere, no m att«« how m uch you p ay. All W ork Fully G u a r a n te e d f o r F ifte e n Y e a rs Dr, B. E. Wright Co. 3 4 2 1 Washington St., f o r m u l a w ith aa ck b o ttla * Show it to y o u r Z ijers w — Aok h im ab o u t it, th a n uo aa ho aayo The new A yer’s H air Vigor will certainly do this work, because, first of all, it de stroys the germs which are the original cause of dandruff. Having given this aid, nature completes the cure. The scalp is restored to a perfectly healthy condition — Portland, Oregon doctor T a k e e a r a t d ep o t an d tr a n s f e r to W ash in g to n S t. DAISY FLY KILLER RSLSCKMS h ra tc lta a .a ta L to w v e w l* * » . i h a a * . t a i l * a l l ooaooa. M u l a o l i M U t c aa o o S u s ili at t t o o » « t. »411 M l aod or h----- aytej«. Guaranteed Of ail ( _lU «rapai« * lo r 20 c ^ t a * J BAROLO I LD «QUEIR M .d . bjr th * J . O. A y e r OS., L ew eU . V , » ----- 100 Datait A**. A raaU ja. V .I J Sherm an may & C o. ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR. w e w ant you to try this Piano IN YOUR HOME FREE. We w ant you to try it a t our expense because— A t the end o f th irty days th e Piano IT SE L F will convince you o f th e following facts: I t ’s the best value on e a rth for th e price ($275). I t ’s M U SIC A LLY and M EC H AN IC ALLY right! We know th ere is so much real value In th is W ellington Piano—w e’re selling for $275—on easy payments—th a t w e’re willing to let it be IT 'S O W N SA LE SM A N . I t will tell it’s own story to you—in your home—if you’ll send us the coupon. Please send me full particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer. N am e.................................................... Address. Texas N ow U re a l vat M u l o J im m y D o la n ’ s S la te r. State. Time was when M issouri claimed to have more m ules than any other Stats or country In the world. But now Missouri has been forced by Texas into second place. Of the 7,500,000 mules In the world alm ost one-tenth are In Texas, the Lone S tar State having 702,- 000, valued a t $99 each. The total value of the S tate’s m ules w as $69,- 498,000. A pparently the mule is spe cially adapted to the southern clim ate, for m ost of the four-footed kickers are to be found south of the Ohio river. The Missouri m ule is w orth more than his Texas brother, $20 more. The 344,000 m ules In Missouri are valued a t $119 each, or $40,936,000 for all of them . Georgia, which has $38,936,000 w orth of mules, is th ird on the li s t Tennessee is fourth, with $35,670,000; A labam a Is sixth, w ith $30,866.000 w orth; N orth C arolina Is seventh, with $24,797,000, but is closely pressed by K entucky, which has mules valued at $24,426,000. A rkansas is ninth, with $23,435,000; South C arolina Is tenth, w ith $22,752,000, and L ouisiana is eleventh, w ith $20,648,000. A Buffalo youngster told the teacher th a t his sister had the measles. The teacher sent him home and told him to stay there until his sister got well. A fter he had skipped joyfully aw ay another boy held up his hand and Raid: "Teacher, Jim m y Dolan’s sister w hat’s got the measles Uvea 1* Omaha.” N ot In H I. J u d g m e n t. " T h e n e x t th in g In o rd e r," l a i d th e m a s te r o f c e re m o n ie s, r e f e r r in g t e th o s lip o f p a p e r In h is h a n d , "Is m u s ic .” ’’N o. s i r ! ” s a v a g e ly w h is p e re d th e le a d e r of th e b a n d . " N o t m u e lc l T h e n e x t th in g Is 'H a ll C o lu m b ia ! ’ ” T a k in g h is s ta tio n , h e eco w led , w a v e d h is b a to n , a n d th e n o ise o f th e b r a s s e s b u r s t f o rth .— C h ic a g o T rib u n e . W h e r e t h e B la in e Lflee. “W hat m akes th a t parro t so pro fane?" “Well, mum," answ ered the sailor man, “I s'pose It's my fault. E very tim e I hear him speak a bad word U m akes me so wild th a t he gets a chance to learn a lot of new ones.’’— Exchange. Constipation I T C P L H U C M A M N E R B ' E S C I U T C R H E D in a s h o rt tim e by u sin g “ F o r o v e r n in e y e a rs I su ffered w ith c h ro n ic c o n s tip a tio n a n d d u r in g th ia tim e 1 h a d to ta k e an in je c tio n o f w a rm w a te r o n ce ev e ry «4 h o u r* b efo re I c o u ld h a v e a n a c tio n o n m y b o w els H a p p ily I tr ie d C aacarets, a n d to d ay I a m a w ell m an. D u rin g th e n in e y e a rs b e fo re I u sed C aa carets I s u ffered u n to ld m ih ery w ith in te r n a l p iles. T h a n k s to y ou. I s m fre e fro m a ll th a t th i s m o rn in g . Y ou c a n u se th i s in b e h a lf o f su ffe rin g h u m a n ity . B F. F is h e r, R o a n o k e , I1L REMEDY In 50-cent ca n s only. P le a sa n t. P a la ta b le . P o te n t. T a s te Good. Do Good. N e v e r S ick en . W eaken o r G rips. 10c. 26c. 50c. N ev er sold In bulk. T h e g en u in e ta b le t s ta m p e d C C C. G u a ra n te e d to cu re o r y o u r money back. A F ir e Add r e « PLUM M ER D R U G CO M PA N Y T h ir d a n d M a d is o n P o r tla n d , Or. vCOFFEEC ) TEA SPICES B A K IN G P O W D E R » EXTRACTS D r ill. “ W hat kept you so late a t the fac tory ?’’ "We were having a fire drill." " Isn ’t th a t som ething new ?” “Nope; the boss was trying to drill It into the heads of the men th a t If they d id n 't Improve the class of work they were tu rn in g out they would be fired.”—H ouston Post. JU S T RIGHT CLOSSET a DEVERS soaruNO. oat." N o . 2 S —'1 0 P N U ■ y y ilK N w r iti n g to a d v e r t i s e r , p le a .e m e n tio n t i l l , p a p .r . A Storekeeper Says: '* A lady came into my store lately and said: “ ‘I have been using a New Perfection Oil Cook-Stove all winter In my apartment. I want one now for m y summer home. I think these oil stoves are wonderful. If only women knew what o comfort they are, they would all have one. I spoke about my stove to a lot of my friends, and they were astonm ished. T hey thought that there was smell and smoke from an oil stove, and that it heated a room ju st like any other stove. I told them of my experience, and one after another they got one, and now, not one of them would give hers up for five tim es its cost.’ ” The lady who said this had thought an oil stove was all right for quickly heating milk for a baby, or boiling a kettle of water, or to make coffee quickly in the morning, but she never dream ed of uaing it for difficult or heavy cooking. Now—she knows. D o y o u r e a l ly a p p r e c ia te w h a t a N e w P e rfe c tio n O il C o o k -S to v e m e a n , to y o u i N o m o re c o a l t o c a r r y , n o m o re c o m in g to th o d in n e r ta b le ao tir e d o u t t h a t y o u c a n ’t « a t. J u a t lig h t a P e rfe c tio n S to v e a n d im m e d ia te ly th * h e a t fro m a n in te n a a b lu e fla m e eh o o te u p to th o b o tto m o f p o t, k e t tle o r o v e n . B u t th a ro o m ia n 't h e a te d . T h e r e ia n o am o k * , n o e m a il, n o o u ta ld o h e a t, n o d r u d g e r y in th * k itc h e n w h e r e o n * of th a a * a to v a * i* u s e d . fis ? # r fa a flo n a ry R ete: B « a u re y o u g o t t h i s s to v e —• « • th a t th e n a m e p la te r e a d s " N e w P e rfe c tio n .“ O il C o o k -s to v e It has a Cabinet T op with a shelf for keeping plates and food hat. T ha nickel flniah, with the bright blue of the chimney«, makea tha atove ornam ental and attractive. Made with 1, 1 and 3 burners; the 2 and 3-burner etovea •a n ba had with or w ithout Cabinet. E v e r y d ea ler e v e r y w h e r e '■ If n ot a t you r*, w r ite for D escrip tiv e Circular t o th o n ea re st a g e n c y o f th * S t a n d a r d OH C o m p a n y U n c o r p o r a to d i I