Mosier bulletin. (Mosier, Or.) 1909-19??, July 01, 1910, Image 3

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Newspaper Page TextSmith Wants Eggs q a lle the 1 ’ ro p rr T h in g. Anxious Chaperon (in Washington) i — Are ycu sure, iny d ar. that it is tfood C r l m l n o l o a l a t T o o k N o T h o n s h t o f form to go to the top of the W ashing M o n e y — A u iu a lu g A d v e n tu re * . W e w ill pay as fo llo w » fo r first-class pro ton monument? duce. ¿h ip by express. One side o f the late Prof. Lombro- Her F air Charge— O, yes. ma chere. •o's character little known to outsiders V eal .......................................... 10c That is one of the regular society col F o rk ........................................... 12c made him adored by his children, es umns. ___________________ L iv e H e n s ................................. 16C pecially his two daughters, who looked L iv e Spring Chickens, lb .........20c M akes « UHTm*ru’f. after him as though he were a child. E g g s .................................................... 24c “ I heard your dad say like the devil His two greatest domestic character Address the other day.” istics w ere disregard of appearances F R A N K L. S M IT H M E A T CO. “ My dad has a right to talk about the and absent-mindedness, says a London “ Fighting the Beef Trust” devil. H e’s a preacher.” — Chicago P O R TLA N D , OREGON letter to the N ew Y ork Sun. When Tribune. he was invited out In the evening it was the work of two or three days to get him keyed up to putting on his dress clothes, and even then he was capable of weakening at the last mo ment and going out just as he hap pened to find himself. Once when going to Rome he lost P ositively and harmlessly in short time his overcoat, but was not in the least by the new Oleoneia Method. T reat ment is not expensive or painful. You discouraged, as he entered the first need not remain a slave to your habits, shop of ready-made clothing and when a short stay at our Sanitarium bought the top-most warm thing which w ill make you free. Address came to hand without even looking at | it. It proved to be a long, bright, j bottle-green cloak, which came down Got it today in usual liquid form nr j to his heels and in which he looked, chocolated tablets oalled S a rs a t& b s . with his broad-brinmied felt hat. like a figure attired for the carnival. e . iu ' kton - A**njer »mi ruemist H oward Loud v. lie, Colorado. Specimen prices: Cold, H is absent-mindedness was so great U n i o n P a i n l e s s D e n t i s t s Silver. Lead, (1. lio l l. 8il\er, T5e; Gold 60c: /.¡no or Copper, $1. M tiling envelopes nnd fu ll prieoliut ,la t when under the care o f the home •ont on application. Control and Umpire v-ork so circle he never attempted to look after licited. nofurence: Carbonate National Bank. the money and would even leave the house to go shopping without ever M O D ER N M E TH O D S looking to see if he had his purse with Semper Fidelia him. Naturally when he traveled the consequences for his pocket were dis W e are prepared to undertake any legitim ate He invariably arrived home detective work (Iroth civil and crim inal) in all astrous. parts o f the U nited States. O pen Day and Night. without a penny, no m atter how much Full Set o f T e e th ........................................... $ 5 .00 C. F. PARKER, Supt Phoæs: Ofice. Main 3209; Res.. M 4426 he had taken with him, having either B ridge W ork or Teeth w ithou t Plates $3 50 to $5 214-16 Henry Building. PORTLAND, OREGON. Gold C row n s.....................................$ 3 .5 0 to $ 5 .00 lost it or had it stolen. Porcelain C row ns.............................$ 3 .50 to $ 5 .0 0 Gold or Porcelain F illin g s ....................... $ 1 .0 0 Up In Vienna once he lost his purse, Silver F illin g s ..................................... 5 0 c to $ 1 .0 0 A STH M A A N D H A Y FEVER which frightened him so that when he Best P la te .Made............................................$7.50 N o charges fo r Painless E xtra ctin g when other are quickly relieved by Wyatt’s Asihma | recovered it he resorted to the expe work is done. 15 years’ Guarantee w ith all work. Remedy. Ask your druggist or send dient o f d ividin g his funds Into vari H our». 8 a. in. to b p. m. 221 Va Morrison Street. six cents postage fo r Free Sample to ous small sums, which he concealed about his person in all kinds of un VANCOUVER. WASHINGTON. lik ely places, so that at least he would not lose It all at one time. There was PACIFIC EM PLOYM ENT CO. a note In the linin g of his hat, another In his boot, several pinned to his shirt, o f Portland. Oregon and so on, but, notwithstanding this, he arrived home in his usual penniless T O EMPLOYERS condition. Main office. 12 N orth Second St. Main 5670; A 1403 Alcohol, Tobacco, Cocaine, Morphine, Cigarette or Other DOPE HABITS CURED OLCONE1A CO., Arleta Station. Portland, Or. hood s S a r s a p a r illa Eradicates scrofula and all other humors, cures all their effects, makes the blood rich and abundant, strengthens all the vital organs. Take it. PARCRAWF SECRET SERVICE AGENCY J. C. WYATT. Druggist, SWEDISH SANITARIUM FURNISHES HFLP FREE Ladies Dept. 205Vi Morrison St. Main 1032; A 2064 Phone or w ire orders at our expense. IT C H CAN S E C U R E D . Un« FASHION HINTS in a short lim e by using . ...... .... i old nndd well tested one. worthy of a trial to any discournu'ed and hopless sufferer. Hein« graduates of Sweden and employ in « nil the Europe»» methods the results in curin« are m raeulo.is to which hundreds Of put iei.ts in all »tin ions of life will testify. Our methods are not entirely druyless hut we adhere to the use o f physieul me hods as much as possible such as Electricity. Chiropractic. Hinsen rays. Hake-oven. Manipulations. Baths o f all kinds. Physieul Culture, also the famous Nauheim treatment prescribed so much in Europe lor heart trouble and asthma. Oar Sanitarium is especially equipped with a mod ern sur«ery and a staff o f Surpeons and Physieians of wide experience and high rciuite. We cure Kheu mat ism. Liso-ise* peculiar lo women. Chronic Con ■tipation. Kiiim y. I ladder. Liver and Stomach Trou bio. Blood and skin Diseases. Paralysis. Habits of various sorts of both old and young and all Nerv ous anti Chronic Diseases. Testimonials on tile from patients cured whom » on can write to. W rite or call for particulars. Consultation tree. All (inestions confidential. Charges moderate Address Drs. Nis- beth. Swedish Sanitarium. 133 Market St.. Cor. l'2th. Portland. Oro. P L U M M E R ’S I T C H R EM ED Y In 50-cent cans only. •‘ I have used your valuable Cascarete and I find them perfect. Couldn’t do without them. I have used them for some time for indigestion and biliousness and am now completely cured. Recom mend them to everyone. Once tried, you will never be without them in the fam ily.” — Edward A. Marx, Albany, N .Y . Pleasant« Palatable. Potent. Taste (iomi Do Good. N e vt r Sicken. Weaken or Gripe. 10c. 25c. 50c. N e v e r sold in bulk. T he gen uine tablet stampr*! C C C . Guaranteed to cure or your money back. M ey erb eer and T h u n d er. Meyerbeer, like Handel, composed best in a thunderstorm. He had a room made at the top of his house with glass roof and sides, so that he might enjoy these conditions to the full whenever they presented I,hem selves. It is said that no beast of the field, no raven or nightjar, could scent the approach of a storm more uner ringly than Meyerbeer, and nothing was allowed to interfere with his soli tary enjoym ent of it when it arrived. W herever he was he would leave at the first prem onitory rumble. Mothers wilt find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup the b. at remedy to uso tor their cUUdren during the teething period. So I t Seemed. Rankin— There’s one thin* that hasn’t gone up in price, anyway. I can still (p u ff) buy a 5-cent cigar for a nickel. Fyle— I see you can. Phew! Red, Weak, W eary, W atery Eye». Relieved liy Murine Eye Remedy. Try Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Will Like Murine. It Soothes. 50c at Your Druggists. Write For Eye Books. Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. P LU M M E R D R U G C O M P A N Y Third and Madison Portland, Or EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT <mmasms> CU3SSET & DEVERS N DR. W H IT IN G ’S REM EDIES rent MANUFACTURED BY Very sheer white muslin and embroid ered flouncing are used in this dainty lingerie dress. The hat is a combination of ecru straw and plaited net ruffles. A small bunch of pink flowers nestles under the lace on the right side. T h e ribbon on the crown and at the waist, is also pink. accept farm property to amount of one-half. Call and inspect; East 580 Eighth Street North, near Knott; lake Union Avenue The T h a c k e ra y ’« C orrection. A distinguished foreigner visiting Epsom Downs in Thackeray’s company noticed, St. James’ Budget affirms many men dressed as sailors who were not, to native and experienced eyes, the real article. “ A h ,” said the visitor, “ these are, I suppose, what you call your British tars?” “ Oh, no.“ replied Thackeray. “ Only Epsom salts.“ O n ly One M o re R e a o u rc e , Elderly Uncle— Spent your entire patrimony, have you, Archibald? Gone through everything? Scapegrace Nephew— Yes, uncle; e v erything but the bankruptcy court Count ’ Km. “L e t me off,” said the professor, “at Minute street.” “ Don’t know of any such street on this line, sir,” answered the conductor. " I suppose you call It ’Sixty-sec ond,’ ” rejoined the professor; ’’but what is the difference?” Whereby the professor made another lifelong enemy. S l i g h t C o o ln e m B e tw e e n T h e m Now. Mrs. Jenner Lee Ondego— Do you know, I have never seen my husband without his beard. Some day I am g o ing to ask him to shave it off, so I can see what he really looks like. Mrs. Seldom-Holme— O, no; don’t do that! You’ll be sorry. I knew him be fore he ever had any beard. You Can Have a Model Kitchen as cool and white as a dairy. No smell, no smoke, no heat, no dust. No old-fashioned contrivances. The N e w l* e r / e e iio > n W IC K B L U E F E A lw e - Oil Cook-stove Is the latest practical, scientific cook-stove. It will cook the most elaborate dinner without heating the kitchen. Boils, bakes, or roasts better than any range. Ready in a second. Extinguished in a second. Fitted with Cabinet Top, with collapsible r.s tl, towel rack, and every up-to-date feature imaginable. You want it, be cause it w ill cook any dinner and not beat the room. N o heat, no smell, no smoke, no coal to bring in, no ashea to carry out. It does away with the drudgery o f cooking, and makes it a pleasure. W om en with the light touch for pastry especially appreciate it, be cause they can immediately have a quick fire, simply by turning a handle. N o half-hour preparation. It not only is less trouble than coal, but it costs less. Absolutely no smell, no smoke; and it doesn't heat the kitchen. T h e nickel finish, with the turquoise blue o f the enameled chimneys, makes the stove ornamental and attractive. Mads with 1, 2 and 3 burners; the 2 and 3-burner stoves can be had with or without Cabinet. ------- _ --------- a m MARK e d ic O A BSO L U T E LY C U R E S tunity for a party looking for a home in Portland or name-plate read s N e w P e rfectio n ." Every dealer everywhere ; if not at yonra, write for Dewriptiv. Circular to the a ear «at of the S ta n d a rd O il C o m p a n y (Incorporated N A T IO N A L M E D IC IN E CO.f LTD. 4221 » Shelley Blk., M orrison St., R oom s 3 and 4, Portland. Or. Flio o .Mnr-thnll 2119 1. A P P E N D IC IT IS REMEDY. The only known cure for A ppendlcit in without the aid o f the knife, (li v <•* i mined iute relief, wild effects h permanent cm a in u short time. PRICK »5. 6 . “ S P E C IA L ” REMEDY. For Women’s Ailment* Tumors o f the How- els. Also Uiahetes. Kidney and Bladder Trou bles PR IC K Sfi. This New Scientific Work is a home treatment. W rite or call and we ^vill explain. E tenuti treatment ouly. Illn t e r . “ I f there is one thing I hate," said the determined young business woman as she sat down to lunch in a down town restaurant, " i t ’s the hinter. I f someone wants to borrow an umbrella or some money from you let her say to righ t out, not come shambling Into your office, take away all your valuable tim e beating around the bush and droplng fool hints on the way. I don’t take a hint. I ’m not dense, but I want to discourage the habit. I think It shows cowardice. “ Take the man who wants to come to see you. W hy can’t he say, ’May I call?’ No, he hasn’t the courage of his convictions, but he has to hem and haw, look sheepish and hint for dear life. I won’t have a man like that In my house. Same thing w ith girls. Don't you hate the kind that suggests to a man that a taxi Is so comfortable and she does loathe the street cars, or the one who asks him If he's seen the lovely display at a certain candy store or the ‘cute’ little boxes they send with T h orley’s flowers. It would be safer for her I f she kept off the sub ject, for the chief fun in doing things lies in planning them, and nothing Is so maddening as to have others make the suggestions. The hinter oniy makes herself unpopular, and the sooner she knows It the better. Keep quiet or say right out what you want. “ Now, don’t hint that you’d like an oyster cocktal, because you won’t get one If you do. Sing out like a little woman— have one? Good!” A p p r o p r ia te EXCLUSIVE OPTICIAN First class work at reasonable pricea. Free examination and p erfectly fitted glasses as low as $ 2 .0 0 DR. C. L. H A Y N E S No fakin g methods. Suite 427, Marquam Building Fourth Floor Opposite Portland Hotel, Portland Ore. A T R IP TO PORTLAND FR EE . CUT RATES IN PAINLESS DENTISTRY Pa in less E x t r a c t io n ....... E ret S ilver F illin g s ..................... d O c Gold F illin g s ........ .............. 75c 22 K. Gold C r o w n s ................$3 » fJ F P o rcelain C r o w n s ................. $.1 _ -r _ jL . M ola r Gold C ro w n s ............... $4 ^ B ridge W o r k , 22 K. G o ld ____ $3 In la y Fills, Pu re G o l d ......... t2 V e r y N ic e R u bber P la t e . .. .$4 Best R ubber P la te on E a rth ................................ $7 A L L T H IS W O R K IS G U A R A N T E E D . Don’ t throw you r money aw ay. A dollar saved is tw o dollar sea m ed . Our origin a l reliable Modurn Painless Methods and our p erfected office equip- ment saves us tim e and your money. BOSTON D E N T IS T S . 5th etL M o r r is o n , P o r t la n d entrance 2 9 m Morrison, oppotitr Pontothce and Meier k Prank. Pstablished in Portland 10 years. Open evenings until 8 and St^ndaya until 12i30. for people who work. D e e o ra tto a . T see where ‘Cook hats' are to b . all the rage this winter. I wonder how they w ill be trimm ed." " I should judge with wreaths of the Ice p la n t N a tu ra l U p r is in g . "D o you believe any one can bring about the levitation o f tables by means of spirits?” “ Certainly, I f they get to fallin g too heavily under them and try too hard *o get np.” — Baltim ore American. K a a p ln g r a p id on th e Job. "T h a t widow Is a good managei. isn’t she?” “ Manager! I should say so. She got that house of hers practically fixed up lik e new for nothing." "H o w did she manage It?” ‘‘She was engaged to the carpenter till all the woodwork was finished, and then she broke it off and married the plumber.” — Baltimore American. R e fle c t!«* . What Is likely to lead a person to reflection? A looking glass.— London T e l « « ra n k Take car at depot and tran sfer to Washington St. DAISY FLY KILLER Neat, clean, onuma- , UL convenient, chan*. I Lnoto »11 oenio*. M »•!« ol metil. c*rno0 «pill oe Up avaf.wiU no« soil or Injur« anything. Guaranteed eiectie*. Of «U dnniart or lea« prepaid lor 20 cento, t BA80LD 80H E S i 180 D«E«ib . . . , ■ IcooUz*. S. TV Sherm an p a y & C o . ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR. IN YOUR W e want you to try this Piano W e want you to try it at our expense because— A t the end of thirty days the Piano will convince you of the following facts: It’s the best value on earth for the price $275). I t ’s and right! W e know there is so much real value in this Wellington Piano— w e’re selling for $275— on — that w e’re willing to let it he It will tell — in your home— if you’ll send us the coupon. HOME FREE. ITSELF MUSICALLY MECHANICALLY easy payments IT'S O W N SALESMAN. it’s own story to you Please send nn full particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer. Name ............................................ Address. SEND THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM LIST Pacific Coast Biscuit Company Seattle Spokane Ask for Their Good* and C0FFEEC ) TEA SPICES BAKIN G POWDER every respect. An oppor Portland, Oregon doctor Ask h im abou t It, I than d o aa ha aaya j M ada b y t h * J . C. A y e r C o., L o w e ll, M ata. In no single session of the strenuous Roosevelt administration were so many important bills enacted, nor did con gres so nearly carry out the wishes of the executive. In those days con gress yielded to the big stick, and gave grudgingly; in the late session con gress met the president more than half way and gave him all that for which he made a special plea— all save the anti-injuction bill. From the administration standpoint ( and from the party standpoint it was a remarkably successful session, for I S AVE THESE SWASTIKA ENDSEALS THEY ARE VALUABLE P R E S ID E N T P O R F IR IO D IA Z Ajred 80 years, re-elected President o f the R e public o f Mexico. just completed; modern in r„ 3424 Washington St., S h ow it to y o u r As we now make our new Hair Vigor it ed in any other one session of recent j does not have the slightest effect upon the color of the hair. You may use it years. His whole legislative program, I freely and for any length of time with with the exception of one bill, is now out fear of changing the color. Stops falling hair. Cures dandruff. law. Portland PORTLAND. ORE.' street improvements. Terms if desired; will ing the session just closed, more im portant legislation than has been enact PORTLAND, OREGON use CRESCENT lot 5 0 x 1 0 0 . A $ 7 .5 0 0 property for $ 6 ,5 0 0 and dent Taft secured from congress, dur GALL CURE HORSE COLLARS BAKING P O W D E R tractive house; asphalt streets and cement walks, tiers Ç $1.50 Hat) Cleaned, Blocked 50c; Panama*, $1. Trimming« 25c each. Ladies’ Hats Remodeled, Willow Plumes retied and Dved. Complete lin e of M illin ery . 3 1 5 A L D E R S T .. P O R T L A N D 25c. FULL POUND Besl Red ReiW Form ula w ith eaoh botti* W. H. McMONIES & CO. REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING; f.«d RubW Plilcs $5.00 Does n o l c h a n ;: the c o lo r o f the h a ir. DERBY. FELT, S T R A W Story and one-half, sir A well-built, at C .— Through con A r e made o ver C urled H a ir Puds and w ill not g a ll the horse. W rite us fo r fre e sample o f the Pad. G ive the name o f your harness dealer. Sold by beet dealers everyw h ere. Address rooms and sleeping porch, readily. D. ciliation and compromise, and in a friendly spirit of co-operation, Presi SIG SIC H E L 8c CO. 92 Third Street i’artland s s s s s FOR SALE BY OWNER ===== will Washington, $ 1.00 Star Fttacs. . . 50c w Pudew Ei'nrtw, 50c REST M E TH O D S Painleae Extraction Free when plates or bridge work i« ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot get better painlesa work anywhere, no m atter how much you pay. A ll W ork Lully G u aranteed fo r fift e e n Y e a rs P IP E R E P A IR IN G B U N G A L O W IN IR V IN G T O N that Many R eform s Refused to E x-Presi- j dent A re Granted to T a ft— Only One Measure Failed. U U F «w > ........ SI m Ayer’s Hair Vigor, new im Plain......... $7.50 proved formula, is better. It is the one great specific for fall ing hair. A new preparation in everyway. New bottle. New contents. Ask your druggist to show itto you, “ the new kind.” Dr. B. E. Wright Co. Of ever y description by nail. AMBER.FRIER u d MEERSCHAUM. Artificial Coloring $3.00 S A M P L E 15.00 'ukUt+sIw a.. $3.50 Taft’s Record of Achievement Ayer’s Hair Vigor was good, the best that was made. Bu: Rivals “Big Stick.” Bees were unknown to the Indians, but they were brought over from Eng land only a few years after the land ing of the Pilgrim Fathers. - property Our New Hair Vig or I \ Drives a w a y F lit*, Mosquitoes and Gnats, (t protect, horses and cattle from attacks y{ insects, enabling them to feed and ■ deep in peace. It prevents loss of weight ! ,nd strength from worry earned by ittack, of insects, and fr.u i the irritation jf their bites and stings. There is a satisfaction in t h e relief it affords domestic animals from the scourge of maddening parasites and flies, besides the profit in returns. Horses do more work in less feed and cows yield more and better m ilk when relieved from the frenrv incited by constantly fighting a swarm ot I voracious, insatiable insects. I Four sizes, » 5 c, 50 c, 75 c and > 1 . 15 . ; Ask yotir merchant for it. C , U u vr C h e m ic a l C o . Portland, Oregon the platform pledges largely have been fulfilled and harmony has ^_been re stored between the executive and con gress. It is noteworthy, too, that the most important legislation o f the session forms a part of the much-exploited “ Boosevelt policies.” This legislation was repeatedly urged by President Roosevelt, but congress turned a deaf ear. Y et the lawmakers allowed them selves to fall prey to the persuasive smile and touching entreaty of Presi dent Taft, and passed for him the very bills that had been denied his prede cessor. A ll of which demonstrates the wisdom of a remark made by President Roosevelt when he declined to accept another nomination. He then said that some other man, in sympathy with his views, could accomplish more with congress than he himself. The legislative record of the recent session, is ample answer to those who charge that T aft is disloyal to the Roosevelt policies. O f all the legislation enacted incom pliance with the recommendation of the president, the interstate commerce bill, creating a court of commerce and enlarging the powers of the interstate commerce commission, takeB first rank. It was the foremost feature of the T aft programme, and the one en which he spent most time and effort; collab orating as he did with his attorney- general, and with the leading lawyers of congress to get most effective law possible to devise. Many of the chang es made by this law were advocateed by President Roosevelt, but congress put aside his recommendations and waited for his successor to renew them. N ext in importance, undoubtedly, stands the postal savings bank law. This, also, was on the Roosevelt pro gram, but never during the former ad ministration would congress pass this bill, though all manner of pressure was brought to bear by the executive. Puter Saves Litigation. Appleton, W is.— Word has been re ceived from George Baldwin, who, with his mother, Mrs. Catherine Bald win, and a party of friends are now in the Yellowstone park, en route home from a tour of the West, that he has made a satisfactory settlement with S. A. D. Puter out of court. George Baldwin’s father, the late Judge Bald win, who made several million dullars in timber lands, was among those who accused Puter, McKinley and others in connection with a land fraud deal in Oregon. Rebels Make Gains. Bluefields, Nicaragua— A column of the provisional forces under General Arzino Cruse has captured L a Libcrtad and Juigalpa. important towns in the department of Chotanles. This col umn is part of General Mena’s army, detached to occupy advantageous points within reasonable distance of Acoy- apa. General Mena, with the body of his troops, is within gunshot of Acoyapa, which is guarded by several hundred of the Madriz forces. Gen eral Celon, another provisional leader, has taken Sanubaldo. First Ship in From Nome. Seattle— The steamship Senator ar rived from Nome, the first vessel to come out of Bering sea since the close of navigation last fall. The senator left Nome June 17 and had a light passenger list, only persons being aboard. The spring cleanup at Nome has not begun, and only a small amount o f gold, valued at $87,000, wan brought out. Passengera arriving from the North report that the season is very backward. They Will Secure You Many Useful Articles Without Cost WE GROW HAIR W e C u r e all Scalp Disease*, stop Falling Hair, Preven t Bald notes, Grow I Julies' and Children’* H air rapidly, soft, glossy and bountiful. W f l F u r n is h out. o f town people home treat ment. W rite us today fo r question blank and parti -ulars. THE G A R L O W HAIR G R O W IN G CO. SPECIALISTS 2 07 -8 Rothcliild Building, Fourth and W ashin gton S treets, PO R TLAN D . OREGON. Consultation Free, 8 to 5. Ills (¿ u u l i t t o n t l o n . “ I ’d like to get a job on a newspa per.” “ Had any experience as a journal- lit? ” “ None.” “ Then what could you do on a news paper?” “ Seems to mo that I could dish out excellent advice of some kind."— Louis v ille Courier-Journal. I*e r| > l«? x ln o ; A IloaT y n -elglit. “ And then,” she said, in telling of the romantic episode, “ she sprang to his arms.” “ She did?” “ Of course. Do you doubt It?” “ Oh, no,” he replied, “ but after see ing her I can’t help thinking that it must have jarred him quite a bit.” — Chicago Post. F e ta l C ase. Professor (a fte r calling on Blank and watting for him to re c ite )— Seems to me, Blank, you ought to be able to answer my question, with aJl ths prompting you're getting back there. Blank— W ell, professor, there's such a difference of opinion around m« that----- — The Gargoyle. D e fe c t. “ I have a chance to marry an old man who has lots of money.” "W h y don't you?” “ He hasn't any bad habits and comew of a long-lived fam ily.” — Chicago Re©- ord-IIerahl. TRY MURINE " ï Â ? " EYE R E M E D Y T« «8 uk. I, The Health Problem-Solved If you are in search of good health try the plan adopted by thousands of successful users— take Hos- tetter’s Stomach Bitters— and watch the results. It is the Keystone to Health. For Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Costiveness, Poor Appetite, Biliousness, Cramps, Head ache, Diarrhoea and Malar ia, Fever and Ague it is ex cellent. Try it today, but insist on having the genu ine Hostetter’s, with our Private stamp over neck. M f l U f I 8 THE N U l f BEST Liquid Forni, 25c, 50c. H A N S E N ’S EMPLOYMENT Hansen Hires Help Free to Employers OFFICES 2fl N orth Second 8t. Phono*: Main 1526; A 1826. Ledic-s I >* purtm« nt, 34.1 Vi» Washington St. Phones Main 2602; A M L Portland. Oregon. T r ia l B o ttle C. Gee Wo The Chines« Doctor Thia w on deful man haa made a life study o f the p ropertiee o f Roots, H e rb « and Barka, and ia K ivin g th « world the benefit o f hie | No Mercury, Poisons I or Drugs Used. No i & W * » Operations or Cattiac Pairaat IC O Enam*l Filiinr* 1 .0 0 Silver FilHnft , 5 ‘J Goié Rubber Platea m * * 6 .0 3 Bett Rübker — . . Platea 7 .5 0 Paini««« Ixtr'tiea . 6 0 n n w i r Mutate a r*tu*ae I M T MiTMODS ni me Katr»< tion r Free m e «rhea whea nl'---------- niete* o r b rid --------- e« work dnlme ordered. Coneaitstloa Free. T o e ran not set better Irmmì pain I ms work anywhere, no matter how mooLw >« |.»y. _______..kagn A l l w o r k fu lly iu n n u it a r d f o r fift e e n year*. t W ise D e n ta l Co. IM C O R P O f lA T K D P ain less Dentists BeSflitf. Third $ Wcabinet**. PCRTIAN0. OftfC lee ■*•**! • A M. t* I f. tL lu4ap, I t * ! B y M aU OH. W. H. MAY, 548 Petri Strtel, Hi* Tort o f the jr a » to h»va fnmr t»*-»h oat and p l a t * a n d brida* work don«. 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