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About Mosier bulletin. (Mosier, Or.) 1909-19?? | View Entire Issue (June 24, 1910)
W o o l* ! C o t lin t D o g ., W hat does that m eanr It means that the men that tn • "In N orw ay,” rem arked the globe ' trotter, “ no girl is allow ed to have a past generation would have been in beau until she can bake bread and dependent merchante are now the em ployes o f these stores, and never can knit stockin gs." "In this cou n try." rejoined the fussy be anyth ing else; em ployes on wages bachelor, “ there should be a law for- ! with tim e checks, Ones, and their daily bidding any girl h aving a beau until work dependent upon a m anager's ca she is able to navigate the streets price. That Is their prospect in life. w ithout the aid o f a dog on the end It Is hard (in some o f its asp ects), and we dislike to adm it it, but It Is ths o f a strin g ."— C hicago News. truth. __________________________________________ The gigan tic departm ent stores and mail order houses are built o f the ruins o f independent stores, ju st as the Christian churches of Rom e were C om m only ca u se pim ples, bolls, hives, eczem a o r salt rheum, or som e other built o f the fragm ents of the old tem form o f eruption; but som etim es they ples. and each independent store de exist in ‘ he system , Indicated b y fe e l stroyed is an independent m erchant into a salaried em ploye.— ings o f w eakness, languor, loss o f a p turned petite, or general debility, w ithout Charles Edw ard R ussell In Success ca u sin g any breaking out. M agazin e.____________________ T h ey are expelled and the w hole sy s Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow1» Soothing tem Is renovated, strengthened and S yru p th e b e s t re m e d y to use (or their children ton ed b y during the teething period. Smith Wants Eggs W e w ill pay as fo llo w s fo r first-ciaas p ro d u ce. S h ip by exp ress. V ea l ................................................. IOC P ork ................................................ 12C L ive H e n s ........................................ 1 8 c L ive Spring C h icken s, lb 2 0 t o 22JC E g g s .................................................. 25c A d dress F R A N K L. SM ITH M EAT CO. “ Fighting th e Beet Trust” PORTLAND, OREGON A g a in s t th e Blood Humors Law . Sheriff— Hi, thar, w hat you doin' with them thar w orm s? Fisherm an— I’m putting a new worm on my hook. That confounded perch got away w ith the last one. Sheriff— I guess you ’ ll have ter com e along with me. D on’t ye know that rebates Is agin’ the laws of these here United States?— Independent. T ended H o o d ’s S a r s a p a r i l l a C o n ce s s io n s . G et It tod a y In usual liquid form or ch ocolated tablets called S a r s a t a b s . "I n a true love affair concessions must be made on bot/h sides." “ Th at is what the duke says. He S om eb od y S orry. has offered to give up baccarat If dad Sunday School Teacher— Now, chil w ill part with another m illion .” — Kan dren, the subject is the story o f the sas City Journal. P rodigal Son. Can any one tell me wiho was glad when the prodigal re M (« u n d e r s t o o d . Mr». H oyle— One o f my ancestors tu rn ed?” “ T he father,” was the unanim ous re was a sign er o f the D eclaration o f In sponse. dependence. Mrs. Doyle— W hose di “ And who was s o rry ?” asked the vorce decree did he sign ?— New Y ork teacher. Press. “The fatted ca lf,” prom ptly re sponded a little girl.— Plttston Gazette. REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING; P r e c o c io u s use CRESCENT F o r e s ig h t. “ T om m y,” said the teacher, “ you have made som e inexcusable m istakes In you r geography lesson.” "Y es’ m,” said the precocious youth. “ W hen I ’ m a man I’ m goin g to be an explorer. I w ant to avoid the m inute accu racy which will lead people to discredit my observation s.” — W ashing ton Star. BAKING POW DER 25 c. F U L L P O U N D EXCLUSIVE OPTICIAN First class w ork at reasonable prices. ¡ T R I A L S o f t /i o IM ciK D K M S Free exam ination and p e r fe ctly titted K lasses a* low as N o fak in g m ethods. Suite 4 2 7 , Marquam Building F ourth Floor O ppcaite Portland Hotel, Portland Ore. A im p TO PORTLAND FREE -■X ^ CUT KATES IN PAINLESS DENTISTRY EVERYTHING LOOKS AS GOOD AS\ HEW SINCE YOU CLEANED HQUSE.J GLAD I TOOK THAT PAW-. — PAW PILL LASTNIGHT P a in le s s E x t r a c t i o n .........Free S ilv e r F i l li n g s ........................ 50c „ » i / J G old F illin g s ............................75c 22 K. G old C r o w n s .................. $3 ,U, L, P o r c e la in C r o w n s ................... $3 , j L. M o la r G old C r o w n s ................$4 !& B rid g e W o r k , 22 K. G o ld . . . . $3 I n la y F ills, Pu re G o l d ...........$2 V e r y N ic e R u b b e r P la t e ___ $4 B e s t R u b b e « P la t e o n E a r t h ......................................$7 A L L T H IS W O R K IS G U A R A N T E E D . D o n ’ t th r o w y o u r m o n e y aw ay. A d o lla r saved Is tw o d o lla r s earned. O ur o rig in a l relia b le M odern P ainless M eth od s an d o u r p e r fe c t e d office e q u ip m en t sa v es u s tim e and y o u r m oney. BOSTON DENTISTS, 5th ® M orrison, Portland Entrance 291 Morrison, opposite I’ ostoffice and Meier <ft Prank. Established in Portland 10 years. Open evenings tun 11 t and Sunday« until 12i30, for people who work. RESOLVED’ IT'S PRETTY HARD TO GET AN) ASSISTANCE FROM A MAN WHOSE LIVER. OR STOMACH 15 OUT OF ORDER.MUNYOhC PAW-PAW LAXATIVE PILLS KEEP YOU WELL R u n y o n ’ s i 'a w l 'n w l*iiin c o a x t n e liy e Into activity by gentle methods. They dc not scour, gripe or weaken. They are a tonic to the btomach, liver and nerves; Invigorate instead of weaken. They en rich the blood and enable the stomach to get all the nourishment from food that is put into It. These pills contain no calo mel; they are soothing, healing end stim ulating. For sale by all druggists in 10c and 2oe sizes. If you need medical ad vice, write Munyon’s Doctors. They wili advise to the best of their ability abso lutely free of Charge. MUNYON’S, *84 a n d J e C c r s o a S t s ., V h fla d c lp h U », 1’ a . Send 10c fo r trial package. : j I T R Y H U R IN E “ f i S P E Y E R E M E D Y v~ «1 a . It Liquid Form, 25c, 60c. Salve Tubes, 25c, $1.00. ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER are quickly relieved b y Wyatt’ s Asthma Remedy. A sk you r dru ggist or send six cents p osta ge fo r F ree Sam ple to J. C. WYATT, Druggist, VAN COUVER, WE W ASHINGTON. GRO W HAIR W e C u r e all Scalp Diseases, stop Fa llin g Hair. P reven t Baldness, G row I n d i e s ’ and C h ildren’s H air rapidly, s o ft, glo ssy and bean tiful. W e F u r n i s h o u t o f to w n p eop le hom e treat m ent. W rite us today fo r question blank and particu lars. TH E G A R L O W H AIR G R O W IN G CO. SPECIALISTS 2 0 7 - 8 R oth ch ild B u ilding, f o u r th and W a s h in g to n S treets, PO RTLAND , OREGON. C onsultation F ree, 8 to 5. SEND THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM LIST Pacific Coast Biscuit Company Portland Seattle a Flatting seems form o f loafing. to be the favorite Any w om an closely associated with a man can m ake or break him. N one o f us realize how m uch peo ple talk a bou t us behind our backs. mobile.” Out o f one hundred people w ho try to save m oney, nlnety-Uve w ill make the attem pt very feebly. Even when tim es are very good, things w ill not com e your way unless you ca refu lly start them. ____________________ S h a k e In to Y o u r S h oes P re fe r re d to 111« E x h a iu iiu K FASHION HINTS P ay. Spokane Ask for Their Goods and »SAVE THESE SWASTIKA END SEALS THEY ARE VALUABLE They Will Secure You Many U*eful Articles Without Cost M en ta l L a b or. “ If you have any trade or occupa tion,” asked the woman o f the house, “ why don’ t you follow it?” “ Ma’am,” said Tuffold Knutt, with his mouth full, “ I w ork fourteen hours every day.” “ H ow ? At w hat?” ‘‘W it’ me mind, ma’am, sam e ez all de great inventers do. I’ m tryin’ t’ think up a subs’ toot for injy rubber.” — Chicago Tribune. G ra n d m oth er. “ You w ill have to let m e off fo r a day or tw o In April, m a’am .” ‘ ‘ W hy, Nora, w hat fo r ? ” ‘‘ I m ust be sick a bit, m a’am.” “ Sick, N ora ?” “ Sure, ma’am. I ’ m th ’ g ra n d m o th y of an office boy who wants to git off an’ see th’ openin’ ball game, m a’am.” —Cleveland Plain Dealer. O u tc la s s e d . W earied with his everlasting hike, the W andering Jew stopped to re s t "W h a i’g the u se?” he exclaim ed. ‘‘I can’ t keep up with old man W eston to save my life! H e’s forty miles ahead of me and going like the w in d !” Running a trem bling hand through his flow ing beard, he proceeded to heap a few ch oice m aledictions on the day of his birth. ___________________ LM Y LIVER A F ren ch syn dicate has contracted to develop the w ater pow ers In Uru guay to furn ish ligh t and pow er to the “ I find Cascareis »0 good that I would Inland towns. not be without them. I was troubled a The City C ouncil o f C in cinn ati Is great deal with torpid liver and headache. N ow since taking Cascarets Candy Cathar planning a subw ay to con n ect the busi tic I feel very much better. I shall cer ness section o f the city w ith the ou t tainly recommend them to m y friend» as lyin g residential sections. the best m edicine I have ever seen.” L ig h tn in g w ill strik e m ore than once Anna Bazinet, Osborn Mill No. 2 , Fall River, Mass. In the sam e place. A transm ission line In C olorado was recen tly stru ck five Pleaaant. Palatable. P otent. Taats Good. D o Good. N ever Sicken. W eaken or G rips. tim es In th » same place. $ 3 .0 0 S A M P L E D E R B Y . F E L T . S T R A W $ 1 .0 0 HatsCleaned, Blocked 5 0 c ; Panama«, $ 1 . Trimming* 2 5 c each Ladies' HaU Remodeled. illow I Plume* wnnoeita, W w uww iumn ^retied . . J and Dyed. Com pile Li“ « M illin ery. * 3 1 5 A L D E R S T .. P O R T L A N D IT C H C A N B E C U R E D BAKING POW DER COMPLIES WITH ALL PURE F O O D L AWS in a short tim e by using P L U M M E R ’S I T C H REMEDY In 50-cent c a n , only. A ddreM PLUM M ER DRUG CO M PAN Y T h ir d a n d M a d i s o n P o r t l a n d , O i- H A N S E N ’S H ansen H ires H elp EMPLOYMENT Free to E m ployers Makes the Baking Sweeter, Lighter Alw ays works rifiht OFFICES 25 N orth S econd St. Phone« Main 1626; A 1626. Ladies D epartm en t, 343W W a sh in g to n St. Phones Mam 2692; A 2692. Portland. O regon . U n io n P a in le s s D e n tists C o sts YOU Less NO TRUST PRICES BEST AT ANY PRICE or your money back C in cinn ati boast» th » o n ly church on wheel». It Is a large electrlo hue w hich la loaded w ith lin g e r s and • peakers and Invades the slum s every Sunday. T h e developm ent o f the w ater pow- •r» In C aliforn ia has helped boom the state by b rin gin g new Industrie« and helping old industries w ith plenty o f »heap electrlo pow er available. New York, N. Y .— United States postoffice inspectors raided the hand some Broadway offices of the United Wireless Telegraph company today and caused the arrest of Christopher C. Wilson, president of the company; Samuel S. Bogart, first vice-president, and William W. Tompkins, president of the New York selling agency, which, officers of the wireless company say, was formerly their fiscal agent, but has ceased to represent them. Chief Inspector Mayer subsequently gave out a statement, in which he charges that, although the company has been running at a loss, the price of its shares have advanced by manipula tion to fictitious values and that indi vidual officers of the company have sold out their stock to the general public at a profit estimated in one instance at between $6,000,000 and $10,000,000. Wilson was released on $25,000 bail and Bogart on $10,000 bail for appear ance on July 12, when a further hear ing will be held before a Federal com missioner. Tompkins was arrested at his farm near Mahop Falls, Pa., and brought here. He could not find $10,000 and spent the night in the Tombs. The specified instance of alleged fraudulent use of the mails is given as the mailing o f a letter on March 3, 1910, to Michael O’Brien, of Water- burg, Conn. “ There are 28,000 shareholders of the company throughout the country,” said Inspector Mayer, in his statement, “ many of whom have placed their sav ings in the stock o f the company through false representations made by its officers. “ The real assets of the company, consisting o f land stations, patents, manufacturing plants and real estate of all kinds, appear to be worth, at a conservative estimate, $400,000, or an actual worth of 2 cents a share.” Two million shares have been issued at a par value of $10, but the stock has recently been put up to $50 a share. “ Thus,” argues the inspector in his statement, “ by taking the last amount quoted ($400,000 of actual assets) at $50 a share, the stock is really worth as $4000,000 is to $1,000,000,000, or $0.0004 a share.” The inspector says the company was originally incorporated as the Amalga mated Wireless Sureties company in 1904. In 1906 it took over the assets and business of the defunct Ameri can De Forest Wireless Telegraph company, which was then running at a loss, exchanging therefor its own se curities on a ten for one basis. “ At this time,” says the inspector’s statement, “ when officers of the De Forest company were secretly conniv ing to abandon it and leave the stock holders a mass of worthless securities, its stock had been forced to an alleged value of $12.50 a share, or $2.50 above par. “ Another item in the statement sent out to stockholders was patents and patent rights, $5,520,233. The affairs of the company were recently audited by a firm of licensed accountants, who placed the book value of all patents at $220,233. “ The officers o f the company have sold to the public thousands o f shares, claiming all the while that they were holding their own shares and putting the money received from the public into the plants of the company. One of the officers is believed to have cleaned up $5,000,000 and possibly $10,000,000 at prices ranging from $10 to $50. T k s C are. B r id a . W ork o r T o t h w ith ou t P la te , $ 3 5 0 to $ 3 Gold C r o w n ,.........................................* 3 . 3 0 to * 5 .0 0 Ptwrelaln C r o w n ................................ 3 3 .3 0 to $ 3 .0 0 Gotd o r Porr.U un F iliin a ,....................... $ 1 . 0 0 11, Stiver P illin e» ....................................... 3 0 c to $ 1 .0 0 Beet Plate Marie ........................................... $ 7 . 3 0 N o Charrea fo r Painleaa E it r a e t in e w hen other w erk la done. IA r e a r ,’ G uarantee w ith all w ork. H o r n • a m. ta • » . a B i l k Morriaan Street. Rough Riders Gathering. New York. — From all points of the compass the Rough Ri ders are assembling to act as escort of honor to Colonel Theodore Roosevelt on Saturday, and from the moment the ex-president puts his feet on his native soil at the Battery until he takes |the train for Oyster Bay he will be sur rounded by the men who helped in the charge up San Juan Hill. At least 400 of the hard-riding cavalrymen are ex pected to be on hand to greet their old commander, and their presence is to be one o f the many features. 'or me." Have your teeth out and plate and bridge work done. For out-of-town patrons we finish plat« and bridge work in one day if necessary. P R IC E S ; M ^ w C rn «.... $5.00 22k BriAtTwe . $3.50 C M H I-p .........$ 1 « EoudFJfaca ... $1.00 S*>FiEu> . . . 5 0 c * CoM RAW fhw $5.00 hair! Use Ayer’s Hair Vigor, new improved formula, sys Hate,............$7.5« tem atically, conscientiously, BEST METHODS and you will get results. We know it stops falling hair, cures dandruff, and is a most elegant All Work Fully Guaranteed for Fifteen Years dressing. Entirely new. New bottle. New contents. Dr. B. E. Wright Co. b tf Red ROW A ijers 342$ Washington St., F orm ula w ith eeoh bottle ■ b ow it to j o u » d o c to r Aak him about It, then do ae he seye Portland, Oregon I Take car at depot and transfer to Washington St. DAISY FLY KILLER tflU .y M k g A yer’ s Hair Vigor, as now made from our new improved form ula, is the latest, most scientific, and in every way the very best hair preparation ever placed upon the market. For falling hair and dandruff it is the on e great m edicine. — ------------— Mid« of metal. c m m « »pill or tip over, will as« soil or Iniurc anythin«. Guaranteed effect!*«. Of all •ieskUra or MM« prepaid lor 20 cent». H A R O L D S O U E tl ISO DaEalb Am. Brooklyn. K. T . M a d , b j t h , J. C. A y «r C o.. L o w e ll, M u » . — Sherm an May & C o. ESTABLISH ED 40 YEARS SIXTH, A T MORRISON ST., PO RTLAND, OR. We want you to try this Piano IN YOUR HOME FREE. We want you to try it at our expense because— At the end o f thirty days the Piano ITSELF will convince you of the following facts: It’s the best value on earth for the price ($275). It’s MUSICALLY and MECHANICALLY right! i J We know there is so much real value in this Wellington Piano—we’re selling for $275—on easy payments—that we’ re willing to let it be IT’S OWN SALESMAN. It will tell it’s own story to you—in your home—if you’ ll send us the coupon. Please send me lull particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer. Name............................................... She D id n ’ t Address. A C n re. Mrs. StuyveBant Fish, at a luncheon In New York, said w ith good-hum ored m ockery o f the suffragettes: “ I f they keep on, their outlook, real ly. w ill becom e as naively selfish as Mrs. D ash’s. Mr. Dash, as his young w ife posed before the m irror in a dec ollete gow n from the dearest shop in the Rue de la Palx, regarded the pret ty little lady indulgently, and said with a sigh : " ‘You do look nice In that frock , dear, but It cost me a heap of m oney.’ " 'You dear old boy,’ she cried, ‘ what d o I care for m oney when it's a ques tion o f pleasing y o u ?’ ” T ru stfu l W om an. "A man w alked out o f his horns In this town and was gone fo r tw o years.” “ W hat excuse did he make when hs got h ack ?” “ Said he'd been sittin g up w ith a sick friend.” "H a w ! haw ! That’ s rich .” "Y es; and w liat’s m ore, he actually convinced his w ife that his friend wa« a ch ron ic Invalid."— Birm ingham A g e Hennld. ___________________ N ever A ffe ct« 111m. “ That strange frenzy, that peculiar eagerness, with which so many peop)« rush to pay their taxes during the la t ter part o f April,” remarked Dinguaa, “ has alw ays been an unaccount&bla m ystery to me. By gum, I never pay g . m o a a M e n W h o N e v e r M n r r le d . A m ong the illustrious men who anything till I have to.” “ I’ve noticed that in your case for passed through life In Hingle blessed more than twenty years ” sighed Shad- ness may be mentioned Sir Isaac New bolt. ton, T hom as Hobbes, author o f "T h e R e d , W ’e n k , W e a r y , W n t e r y E y e s . L e v ia th a n ;” Adam Sm ith, the father Relieved By Murine Kye Remedy. Try o f political econ om y; Cham fort, the Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Wlu greatest o f French ta lk ers; Gassendi, Like Murine. It Boothes. 50c at Your Druggists. For Eye Books. Frea. G alilei, Descartes, Spinoza, L ocke, Murine Eyo Write Remedy Co., Chicago. Kant, Bishop Butler, the author of " A n a lo g y ;” Bayle, Leibnitz, Hume, PIPE REPAIRING Gibbon, M acauley, Buckle, Pitt, 0i.«ar deicripti«.! b, nufl. AMBER.BRIER •nd MEERSCHAUM. Arülicul Mori.«. Charles James F ox, Leonardo da SIG SICHEL St CO. V in ci, R aphael, M ichelangelo, Sir 92 Ibid Sir a . P.tiud Joshua R eyn olds, the artist Turner, Handel, Beethoven, Schopenhauer, PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO. Rossini, Mendelssohn and Meyerbeer. of Portland. Oregon — Detroit .Tournnl fURNISHES HELP FREE RESTORE YOUR HEALTH It is the privilege o f most men and women to be strong and healthy, and if you are suffering from any weakness o f the Stomach, Liver or Bowels, take the Bitters just now. It is fo r Poor Appetite, Head ache, Indigestion, Dyspep sia, Costiveness, Malaria, Fever and Ague. Try a bottle today, but be sure and g e t the genuine, with Private Stamp on neck. TO EMPLOYERS Ma n office, 12 North Second St. Main 5670; A 140d I a.lie* Dept. 206 Yi Morrison St. Main 1062; A 2064 Phone or wire orders at our expense. MODERN M ETHODS Semper Fidelia PARCRAWF SECRET SERVICE AGENCY We are prepared to undertake any legitimate detective work (both civil and criminal) in «U part* of the United State«. Open Day «nd Night. C F. PARKER. Supt. N imm : Oftrr. M n 3209, Rea.. ■ 442« 214-16 Hairy Bui ¡An*. PORTLAND, OREGON. .C O F F E E S TEA SPICES BAK IN G POWDER * EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT CidOSSET & I OSTETTER’ CELEBRATED N ST O M A C H BITTER amedic O MASK w ABSO LU TELY CURES DR. WHITING’S REMEDIES MANTTFAOTtTRKI) BY Alcohol. Tobacco. Cocaine. Morphine. Cigurette or Other DOPE HABITS CURED Positively and harmlessly in Bhort time by the new Olconeia Method. Treat ment is not exjienmve or painful. You need not remain a slave to your habits, when a short stay at our Sanitarium will make you free. Address N A T I O N A L M E D I C I N E C O ., L T D . 4 2 2 1 j S h e l l e y B lk ., M o r r i s o n S t., R o o m s 3 a n d 4 , P o n i .i n d , O r. I’ luv « M nr-hall 2119 1. A P P E N D IC IT IS R E M E D Y . 6. “ S P E C IA L ” R E M E D Y . The on ly know n r a r e fo r A p p e n d icitis w ithout th e aid o f th e k n if« . G iv e« im m ed ia te re lie f, nml e ffe c t ! a p erm an en t c u r e in a a h ori tint«. P IU CK >6. F o r W o m e n '« A ilm en t« T im or* o f t h e Bow- el*. A l*o nialietew. K id n ey and B lad der T rou- t»lee I ’ K H 'K >6. I h l « N ew S c ie n tific W ork te a h om e trea tm en t. W r i’ e o r c a ll en d w e w ill ex p la in . I te rn o i tr e a t•! e n t on ly. NOW best TIME o f the year to ha*« your teeth ou t and p l a t e a n d bride« work dona. For oat* of-town patrona wa finish p i a t a a n d I ti ice Work 1« S M dar if necessary. P aio «a« Molar Crowe« i SH O ES Vancouver, B. C. — Arrivals at Stewart, B. C., in the Queen Char lotte islands, today sent dispatches to this city confirming the news of the phenomenal strike of free milling gold in the Bitter Creek district, 16 miles inland, that is causing a stampede of everyone from the entire Northern F o r the first tw o m onths o f her mar i country. A gold reef has been found ried life a bride keeps her expenses , and traced for 20 miles, with the end down to $8 a week, and her friends not in sight. Samples o f the ore for boast about It fo r tw enty yearn ' 3,000 feet assayed $49 a ton. Nest, cl«an. o'**- —‘ taL convenient, cheap. Lsoto all ««a«««. W. L. DOUGLAS Great Gold Strike Made. „ 50» D oes not change the color o f the hair. Playground Bride’s Gift. Chicago, — A municipal play OLCONEIA CO., ground, (named as a wedding pres ent, is the unique “ keepsake” that has Arleta Station. Portland, Or. been given by Miss Alice A. Christo IIe r K in « . pher, o f Evanston, who this evening ‘ T h a t pretty girl when she erlee Is became the bride of Gerry Edward a very affecting sight. She Is a regu Browne, an apple grower of Spokane, lar picture.” Washington. Dr. Walter S. Christo “ Yes, w hat one m ight call a m oving pher, father of the bridge, was for sev • 5 , * 4 , * 3 .5 0 , * 3 , * 2 .5 0 & <2 picture.” — B altim ore Am erican. eral years a member of the board of education, and he left the impression T H E S T A N D A R D FOR 3 0 YEARS. T k s K l r r n s l l r U l.a a ll of his sterling personality upon it. Million« o f men wear "F Iret rate,” answ ered Mr. Crouch- er. "B u t w hy don 't they go a little further and put in a treadm ill so that the pessengers can furnish their own p o w e r?"— W ashington Star. „ Painless Extraction Free when plates or bridge work la ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot get better pa n!e*s work anywhere, no matter j how much you pay. “ A nd you took It?" “ N o; he presented his bill and look S trip to EuroDO hlmeelr * collect l t r Full Set o f Terth ............................................. * * .* 0 water to the isthmus o f Panama, via railroad to the Pacific, and up the Col umbia river. This is nearly an “ all water route.” A considerable saving in freight rates can be made in this way. The first large shipment over this route was made this spring, when the entire shearings of the Coffin Bros.’ sheep were consigned to Boston by water. “ My d octor ordered a trip to Europe “ H ow do you like this system by Which you deposit your fare instead o f w aiting fo r the con du ctor to com e and NO FA ILU R ES 2 3 Ounces for 2 3 Cents T he back view o f this little dress is so attractive that it deserves a word all by itself. T h e jackety tab at the waist, and th» cute little knot o f the girdle that crushes up to it, are very distinctive. In front, the overskiit finishes In • deep point. Dr. B. C. Wright PaiWee Eitracbao W h a t ’s t h e U seT E L E C T R IC A L N O T E R “ You don ’ t take your doctor with you when you travel now, I see,” said his L ondon has a trackless trolley. confidential friend. M onorail system s have proven suc “ No,” said the financial m agnate; ‘‘he’s too tyrannical. Besides, It’ s Just cessful In India. as cheap to have him fix me up after The old horse car lines o f St. Peter» I’ ve com e back from one o f m y long burg, R ussia, are to be electrified. trips.” Buenos A ires has authorized the con S u c c in c t ly S ta te d . struction o f an electric subw ay under V isitor— I have often heard o f your the city. "elevated loop problem .” W hat Is It? W ireless telegraph apparatus 1» pro Old Resident (w h o happens to be a Water Route to Be Used. stockh older)— The problem Is how to hibited In B ritish In dia except upon get the m ost nickels out o f It with the governm ent license. North Yakima, Wash. — Two of least expenditure o f money on i t — C h i department stores of Ozone generators are advocated for the large cago Tribune. the subw ay cars In New Y ork to In Kennewick will order their fall stocks of goods shipped from New York by crease the oxygen In the air. 10c. 25c, 50c. N ever sold in bulk. T he gen uine tablet stam ped C C C. G uaranteed to cu re o r yo u r m oney back. TR A D E R M A R K Leaders of United Concern Ar rested by Federal Officers. W e despise a man w ho doesn't ap Postal Inspector Says Officials ot preciate a friend; friends are so rare. Company Sold Stock for Thous T a lk w ith any man five m inutes, and and Times Its Value. he w ill say the trouble w ith him Is, he Is too meek. H e a le r . Allen’s Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet. It cure« painful, p ollen, smarting, sweating feet. Makes new shoez: easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores. Don’t accept any substitute. Sample FRT.iL A d dress A. S. Olmsted. Le Itoy, N. Y. Fine Care Fine H air It’s fine care that makes fine WIRELESS GRAFT ! UP IN MILLIONS E very shiftless man Is a lia r; he acquired the habit In g ivin g excuses. There are so m any kinds o f mean A great, broad, con solin g and funda ness that people now talk about the m ental fact rem ains that In a large meanest k in d o f meanness. m ajority o f diseases w hich attack hu People nearly alw ays predict disas m anity under 90 per cent o f the unfa vorable influences w hich affect us na ter for th eir ow n tow n, and tell how ture w ill effect a cure if not too much well other tow n s are doing. interfered with. As the old proverb It is easy to say to a man, "B e has It, “ A .:nun at 40 is either a fool sensible." But h alf the tim e a man or a ph ysician ,” and Nature Is a good does not k n o t; w hat Is sensible. deal over 40 and has never been ac An Eastern man Is teach in g people cused of lackin g intelligence.— W oods how to k iss by means of a corresp on d H utchinson, M. D., in Delineator. ence course. A s though everyone does not know ! S e e in g T h in g « D iffe r e n t ly . “W h at you lack, my boy,” said his Much o f the cla m orin g now going elderly uncle, “ is the definite purpose, on has a tendency to m ake Industry the steady aim, the overm astering im and h onorable achievem ents almost pulse, the all-absorbing, all-com pelling determination to force your way to the disreputable. front, regardless of w hatever obstacles Our experience Is that an artist w ho may lie in your pathw ay.” is not appreciated is ju st about as “ No. uncle,” dem urred the nephew ; disagreeable as It Is possible for a *Tve got every one o f those things—all I lack is the sixty horse pow er a u to human to be. T lte O b lig in g SWEDISH SANITARIUM ................ _ _ iik (liseituvs is not h new one b it au old and well tested one, worthy o f a trial to a.ij din* our.iM’d and hoplcn* sufferer. Hein« >.ra<luati* ot Sweden and em ploying all the European methods the results In cu rin ;'a re m raculoii* to which hundred* o f patient* in all n ation s o f life wili lestify. Our method* are not entirely «Iruules* but « u ad! e-*j to the urn? o f physical me hod* n* much a* possible such es Electricity. Chiropractic. Hii.nen ray*. Bake-oven. Maniinilnl ion*, initio oi all kind*, Physical Culture, also the tilii:Oii* Nauheim treatment prescribed ko m uch iq Europe fo r heart trouble and a*thmu. Our Sanitarium la especially equipped with a mod ern *urpery and u *fati o f Han eons and Physicians of wide experience ami hiuh repute. We cure Rheu matism, iJlaeanea peculiar to women. Chronic Con stipation. Kidney. Bladder, Liver and Stomach Trou ble. Blood and skin l)i*eH*es. Paralysi*. Habit* of variou* sorts o f l>oth old and young, and all Nor»- ous and Chronic Disease*. Testim onials on tile fro«« patient* cured whom you can write to. W rite o r call f o r particular*. Consultation free. All question* confidentini. Charye* moderate. Addre** Drs. Nis- beth. Swedish Sanitarium. 433 Market St., Cor. 12th, Portland. Ore. a« E very man thlukg h i» brutality 1» "ta ct.” A little miss rid in g on a B rooklyn trolley ca r the oth er day tendered the con du ctor half fare. “ How old are you, little g irl?” he queried, gin gerly handling her fare. She pursed her lips for a moment, then calm ly opened her purse, drop ped tw o m ore pennies into the con ductor’s extended palm, snapped her purse and dem urely replied: “ You have your fare, s ir; m y statis tics are my ow n.—-Brooklyn Life. $ 2 .0 0 DR. C. L. H A Y N E S N a tu re ATCH ISO N GLOBE SIG H TS. W T L Douglas ahoea bw- cauia they are the low est prices, quality con sidered, in the world. * r .q ft h e leather*, br the ___ «killed workmen. |p all the latest fashions. W . L. Dot, «las $ 5 0 0 and $4.00 shoes equal Custom Bench Work «eating $0.00 to $«.0 0 . foyt’JAo««, $3.$2.60A$2 W. L. Donala« «naraetee« thHr rain# by «tamping « name and and enea pf!>-e on the ■ bottom, bosk . H it. S --------- • ~>h fo* H alltw te. A'att Color Cw^iett. V A • a h k e j m W m e r ffw « e a t e r for W . I* Deo«!M ahore. If not for «alela poor town writefor M»tlor'ler<’at%le«>how- how to order by malL Mhoee ordered dim. t fr"»» E t o c v delivered free. V j J b o a g la a , BrvcA®e, Mew 22k Bridge T«eth 3 Gold nSa«B tnarnol FiUInf« $llver FiUInf« G«H Rubber m » Plato« 5 .0 0 Be«t Robber — - P'et«« 7 .1 Paini««« Eitr’ tlon , n m n tm a a m w mm un BUT MRNOM Patrie«« K u ra, tion F r -e when platea or bride* work 1« ordered. O n sn lta tlo n Free. T oo cannot « e . bette* peinleaeworkanywhere.no matter how mack yon pay. A l l w o r k f u l ly g u a r a n t ee d f o r f if t e e n yearn . a Wise Dental Co. in c o w p o h a t c d Painless Dentists fWflnff Building. Third l WasMnataa. PORTI AMO. PUF— ©fflo* ■•«rat I A U. v « P. M. Buda*a. I t a ! 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