Ih a n g e a
Sm ith W a n t s V e a l
W e w ill pay as follow s fo r first-class pro
duce. Ship by express.
V e a l ....................................................... IOC
P o rk ............................................ 12c
L iv e H e n s .................................. 18c
L ive S p lin e Ch.ckens, lb 20 t o 22}C
E «* s .......................................... 23c
Address
T R A N K U S M IT H M T A T CO.
‘‘Fighting the B eef Trust"
P O R TLA N D , OREGON
K xp ert
O p in io n .
c o u d ltlo n s .
UNITED EFFORTS
TO SAVE TIMBER
First Guest—This place is healthy,
Isn’t It?
Second Guest— It has been up to the
time that a noted specialist from New
York got into the habit of spending
his summers here. Now we hnve an
operation every week or so.— Life.
W a n te d
M oney.
Railroads, Timbermen and Of
ficials Co-operate.
W arden— Y ou’ll get six month* fo?
this job.
Prisoner— Just my blooming luck.
Only had my hair cut last n ig h t
Threepence chucked away, as you
m ight say.— Illustrated Bits.
What U the use ot a child's going to
school to learn mere gram m ar? Such
evidently is the opinion of the mother
o f a g irl whose teacher instructed her
to purchase a book on that subject.
According to a w riter in the Burr Oak
Herald, Lulu came back the next day
with this explanatory letter:
I do not desire for Lulu shall In* | Cures all humors, catarrh and
gage In grammar, as I prefer her in
rheumatism, relieves that tired
gage In yuseful studies, and can learn
her how to spoke and write properly feeling, restores the appetite,
myself.
I have went through two cures paleness, nervousness,
grammars, and I can't say as they did builds up the whole system.
G e t It t o d a y in u s u a l l i q u i d f o r m o r
me any good, I prefer her lngage in
german and drawing and vocal music ; c h o c o l a t e d t a b l e t s c a l l e d S a r s a ta b s .
on the ulano.
F r i g h t f u l r o H s I !»m t y .
G l a d d e n i n g 111 m H e a r t .
“ But what will you do,” asked his
“ Dear papa,” wrote the little girl at confidential friend, “ if they imprison
the summer resort, ‘‘I have gained six you?”
ounces in weight since we came here.
“ I f they threaten to do that,” answer
Mamma sends her love. Please write ed the financial magnate, with a frown,
to us to-morrow. Send your love and “ I ’ll send orders to my agents to start
all the money you can spare.” — Chica the biggest panic this country ever
go Tribune.
s a w !”
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W h ere
It
P in c h e s .
I t e l a t i o n x h i [> n i n
S o u th
D a k o ta .
“ I notice she bowed to you. Is she
an old acquaintance?”
“ Y -ye s ; we’re slightly acquainted.
In fact, she’s a sort of distant rela
tion. She was* the first w ife of my
second w ife’s first husband.”
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Hats Cleaned, Blocked 50c; Panamas.
$ 1. Trimming* 25c each. Ladies Hats
Remodeled, Willow Plumes retied and
Dyed. Complete Line of M illin ery .
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i r
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o f Portland, Oregon
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TO EMPLOYERS
Main office, 12 N orth Second St. Main 5670; A 1406
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Phone or w ire orders a t our expense.
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th e
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**I ain’t no saint, boss,” said the ho
bo. “ I wunst voted a couple o’ hun
dred repeaters in my precinct, an’
they sent me to the penitenchry for i t ”
“ Great C aesar!” exclaimed the man
who had Just befriended him. “ I did
the same thing once, and they sent me
to Congress for it !” — Chicago T rib
une.
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O b je c tio n
S u s ta in e d .
Judge—The witness told
all
that
Full Set o f T e e th ............................................ $ 5 .00
Now,
B ridge W ork or Teeth w ithou t Plates S3 50 to $5 happened on the second floor.
Gold C row n s..................................... $ 3 .5 0
to $ 5 why
.00
do you object to his telling what
Porcelain C row n s............................. $ 3 .5 0
to $ 5 .00
Gold or Porcelain F illin g s ....................... $ 1 .0 0 Up happened on the third floor?
Counsel— Because, If It please your
S ilver F illin g s ...................................... 5 0c to $ 1 .00
Best P late M a d e................ ............................$7.50
honor, that Is another story.— Brook
N o charges fo r Painless E x tra ctin g when other
w ork is done. 15 years' Guarantee w ith all work. lyn Eagle.
Hours. 8 a. m. to 8 p. m. 22114 Morrison Street.
A N G E L A HOTEL
O n « Rate; R oom w ith
Private Bath,
$1 PER D A V
625 W a sh in g ton Street
P O R TLA N D , OR.
N e w brick, splendidly furnished,
La dies’ parlor; spacious lobby: elevator: steam heat; running
w ater; phones in all rooms. In quiet neighborhood. Take car from Union Depot, tra n sfer to Wash-
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HAIR
all Scalp Diseases, stop F allin g Hair,
Preven t Baldness. G row L a d ies’ and Children’s
H a ;r rapidly, soft, glosay and beantiful.
W e Furnish out o f town people home trea t
ment. W rite us today fo r question blank and
particulars.
THE G A R L O W H AIR G R O W IN G CO.
SPECIALISTS
2 0 7 -8 Rothchild Building,
fo u rth and W ash in gton S treets,
P O R T L A N D , OREGON.
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S eattle
Spokane
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r
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a ll P a r e F o o d
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Law e
More
Friends Every Yei
W e ’ll soon count you among them.
It’s just a matter of time. More and
more housewives are giving up the old-
style, high-priced, Trust-made Baking
"’owders. Thousands are turning to
kOUNCE*/
\ Pleasing Sense of Health and
Strength Renewed and of
Ease and Comfort
follows the use o f Syrup o f Figs and
E lixir o f Senna, as it acts gently on
the kidneys, liver and bowels, cleans
ing the system effectually, when con
stipated, or bilious, and dispels colds
and headaches.
T o get its beneficial effects, always
buy the genuine, manufactured by
the California F ig Syrup Co.
SEND THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM LIST
BAKING
POWDER
One trial does it. You’ll never go back.
Speak to your grocer. Lighter sweeter
baking or m m « y r e f u n d e d . Far bet
ter. Costs much less. You won’t
believe it till you try for your-
sell
H a rn e s s C a ta lo g fre e !
Send tor our lOO-page Harness
Catalog Free. W ill save you 20 to
SO per cent sure.
K E L L E R H A R N E S S CO.
49 N o rth Sixth SL. Portland, O regon
M IS S M O R G A N
The mines o f Butte, Mout., have a
combined pay roll of $3,000,000 a year.
The Argentine Legislature la con
sidering
the construction of under
ground railw ays for Buenos Ayres.
It Is Just being realized that the
Trans-Blberlan R ailroad was a poor
lob from an engineering standpoint
Daughter o f Financier Mingles
Aqueduct Laborers.
Madriz Ready for Mediation.
Bluefields, Nic., June 7.— General
Estrada, leader o f the provisional gov
ernment, has repeated the offer that he
made last March to Madriz lookidg to
the establishment o f peace.
The conditions of his proposal pro
vide for the friendly ¡mediation o f the
United States, that country to desig
nate the Nicaraguan whom it considers
most fit to occupy the presidency pro
visionally, neither Dr. Madriz nor Gen
eral Estrada being eligible; the pro
visional president to convoke elections
for a constitutional president.
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OPTICIAN
First class work St
Free exam instimi
and p erfectly fitta *
$ 2 .0 0
No fakin g
i S u it e 4 2 7 , M a r q u s m
B u i ld i n f
Fourth Floor
O p p w iU Portland Hotel, Portland O ra
Though
hydrophobia
has
stamped out o f Britain, It Is still
pant In Germany, where every
over 2,500 dogs and cats afflicted
the disease are destroyed.
$36.59 Each Man’ s Portion.
Washington, June 7.- Treasury offi
cials figure that i f all the money in
circulation in the United States were
divided equally, every man, woman
and child would have $35.59. The total
amount in general circulation is $319,-
382,284, o f which $298,076,537 was
held in the treasury as assets o f the
government.
Have your teeth out and plate and bridge i
done. For out-of-town patrons w e finish p la t«
and bridge work in one day if net
PRICES:
Malar Crewaa --- $5.0$
22k In te T e * .. $3.50
If you wish a high-class h ain
dressing, we are sure Ayer’s|j
Hair Vigor, new improved for-|
mula, will greatly please you.”
It keeps the hair soft and’I
smooth, makes it look rich and ]
luxuriant, prevents splitting at^
the ends. And It keeps the
scalp free from dandruff.
Does not change the color o f the hair.
A y e rs
Form ula w ith each bottle {
p
Bhow • : it to y o u r j
doetor
d
o o to r
A e k h him
im about
i
it, '
b u n . * ...... $ 1 «
C u te M ix ,
. $1.00
Silwr Filian ... 50c *
Cte Rrfte PkW $5.00
Km Red Rate
PfaM........... $7.50
Pialas EUradte 50c
BEST M E TH O D S
Pa nl«*8s Extract.on Free when plates or bridge
w o ik
ordered. Consultât on Free. You cannot
vet better pa nless work anywhere, no m atter
how much you pay.
A ll W ork Fully G u aranteed fo r F ifteen Y e a rs
Dr. B. E. Wright Co.
342 ¿ Washington St.,
P o r t la n d , O r e g o n
Take car at depot and tran sfer to Wafthington St.
D A IS Y F L Y
KILLER lr N N rat.
xf an J îüUkU ‘«À*
e x t c .C
le*n. . »™aiaa-
am
tal conv«n<eot. cheap.
L a a la alt
Mule of metal, canno*
gpi'.l or tip o*er. will ■«$
goti or in|ure anything.
Cuinstftd eflectlvo,
Of voi <U*Un or ms $
preve'd tor 20 cents. t
B AKO LD SOMimfi
130 DeKalb in.
BrooUya. V. L
Sherman p a y & Co.
Sixth and Morrison—The Piano Center of Portland—Opp. P. O*
been
ram
year
with
Extend a Cordial Welcome to Visitors
A patent on a horseshoe designed to
prevent the Btumbllng of horses was
granted In Panama four years ago.
W e have made great
preparations
for
Roae
Festival visitors,
from
June 6 to 12.
FASH IO N H IN TS
Our store
is yours—every conven
ience at your command
—meet your friends here
—make it
your
quarters — all
head
parades
. pass our windows.
FREE MUSICAL ENTERTAINMENT EVERY DAY
Ten to 11 A. M., also hear alt the latest Victor Records
and the newest o f the new 65 and 88 note piano player music
and vocal style songs for player pianos.
Free to Each Visitor
Ask for Them.
Our special display o f Pianos, Organs, Player Pianos and
Victor Talking Machines cannot fail to interest every music
lover; you can buy now and pay later if you wish—stop in,
and enjoy a few minutes o f our free entertainment.
F in e s s e .
C o m p le n o n a .
Mr. Qulnby called up his w ife by
telephone.
“ Arabella,” ho said.
“ I’d like to
bring a friend home to dine with U3
♦his evening. Have somethin*? good.”
“A ll right,” responded Mrs. Qulnby.
•
•
•
•
•
“ Jason,” she said, “ you told me you
were going to bring a friend to take
dinner with us, and I ’ve laid m yself
out to get a good meal. W here Is he?”
“ Arabella,” answered Mr. Qulnby,
“ I said I ’d like to bring a friend. I
couldn’t And any to bring. If dinner
Is ready let’s eat. I ’m hungry.”— Chi
cago Tribune.
The minister had preached to th «
graduating class of a girls’ college. The
girls of the class were on the platform
all round the pulpit and all dressed In
white.
"I felt,” confessed the preacher to
his w ife when he got home, “ Uk% a
crow
on
a
snowdrift.”— Pittsburg
Press.
N o t h in g
One o f the prettiest models for a dainty
littl ■ afternoon gown of batiste, is shown
above.
The wee yoke it of fine ecru lace, the
batiste being of that color, and there’ a
just a touch of light blue in the em
broidery.
“ A
S ilt*
Too
P r r lig ."
Bushby had many natural advan
(ages aud beauties, but Mrs. Aimer
Crane, who was a brief sojourner in
the place, having been there only a
matter of ten years or so, never appre
ciated It.
“She was aching to get
back to Nashuy the whole enduring
time," said one of Mrs. Crane's Bushby
neighbor*, “and I waa glad to see her
go, feeling as she did.”
“What was It »he didn’t like about
Bushby?” asked one of the summer
residents, curiously.
“She said ahe 'didn’t get the news o’
the day quick enough to suit her,’ ”
quoted the neighbor, with as near an
Imitation of Mr*. Crane’s air as she
could manage.
"A * I said to my Asy, what on earth
■he wanted more than we have In the
way o' news-tpreaders here, I don't
know.
"When you consider that there are
five telephones In town, a grocery wa
gon driven by Lucy Grant's boy twice
a week, Lucy Grant herself to sew for
everybody In town hy the day, and all
taking milk from Jed Kimball, I don't
know how we could he any better
fixed. I call anybody that wnnte more
news ’• the day than Bushby folks get
• mite too prying myself.”
President Returns Home.
Washington, June 7.— President T a ft
returned to Washington tonight at 8:44
o ’clock from his Western trip.
He
went directly to the White house, de
claring he intended to see no one this
evening.
The president was highly pleased
with the enthusiasm shown by the
crowds that greeted him at the rail
road station at which his train stopped
G ln < l< l«*iii n ;{ I I I « l l r n r t ,
today. Although there was a steady
“Dear papa," wrote the little girl at
downpour o f rain, cheering crowds
the summer resort. "I hate gained els
hailed Mr. Taft, who spoke briefly at ounces In weight since we came her*
several pointa.
Mamma sends her love. Please write
BAKING POWDER
Dr. B. E. Wright
Hair
Dressing
The work on the Jungfrau R ailw ay
Is progressing so rapidly that It w ill
probably be opened next year to Jung
frau Joch, where a station and hotel
accommodating 200 persona have been
hewn out o f the solid rock.
With
New York, June 7.— To see with her
own eyes the conditions under which
the men who are building the Catskill
aqueduct to New York City are work
ing, Miss Anne Morgan, daughter o f J
P. Morgan, went 500 feet below the
surface of Rondout valley today and
talked for hours with gangs o f Italians
and negroes.
Accompanying her were Miss Fran
ces Keller, secretary o f the State Im
migration department, and Dr. David
Flynn, sanitary superintendent o f the
board o f water supply. The trip was
made as a result o f a criticism publish
ed by Miss K eller in a magazine ar
ticle.
Miss Morgan had little to say o f her
observations, but she praised the en
gineers and begged them to “ be kind
to the poor fellow s.”
A.
T o prevent the alteration of checks
er other valuable papers an Inventive
th en d o as he saya
genius has brought out an eiectrlo ap
paratus which burns tiny holes In the A t the same time the new A yer’ s H.;ir
Vigor is a strong Iir.ir tonic, promoun.
paper as the Inscription Is written.
the growth of the hair, keeping all the
E lectricity has st last been applied
tissues of the hair anJ scslp in a health\
to the Teddy bear, a Maryland man condition. The hair stops falling, dan
having patented one that opens Its druff disappears. A splendid dressing
Jaws and flashes lights from Its eyes, — Made b y the J. C. A y e r Co., L o w e ll, Mass ——
nose and mouth, when a battery In
Its Interior Is pressed.
O BSERVER
use CRESCENT
DR. C. L H A Y N E S
r Jaqnei I f f * . C e
C h ira c *
sand feet o f standing timber there is a
loss o f labor amounting to $8, that
stumpage values decrease $2, and the
railroads see the vanishing o f tonnage
which cannot be replaced for many
years, the necessity of adopting safety
measures for the prevention o f the re
petition o f the fires o f 1902 has led to
the organization o f several cooperative
associations.
Oregon and Washington in 1902
helplessly watched the gigantic confla
grations which wiped out a large
amount of the visible assets o f the
states, and also resulted in the destruc
tion o f two towns, Springwater, Or.,
and Brush Prairie, Wash., more than
20 lives being lost.
That fire occurred in a dry season in
the mountains, [and was only one of
the many which raged along the Cas
cades and adjacent ranges. It is said
by timber cruisers and millmen from
the upper waters o f the rivers o f the
two states that the year 1910 is thus
far a duplicate o f the conditions which
made possible the losses o f that sea
son.
Anticipating the danger which is
sure to exist, an effective system o f pa
trol is being placed in operation, the
railroads, timber owners, state and
county organizations joining with the
forest service in an endeavor to pre
vent the occurrence o f fires and to con
trol those which may be started.
Many o f the large railroads on the
Coast have begun clearing their rights
o f way o f all inflammable material for
a distance o f 100 feet on either side of
the center o f the track,¡equipping their
engines with spark arresters and in
structing train crews and employes in
fire fighting. Sparks from railroad en
gines have proved the greatest cause
o f fires, and are followed by donkey en
gines, hunters’ and campers’ fires, mill
smokestacks and lightning. One o f the
destructive fires o f the Coos Bay re
gion was caused by a settler knocking
the ashes from his pipe among the dry
leaves and twigs beside a log on which
he was resting.
An effort w ill be made to keep in
touch with slash burnings made by
settlers and to warn all persons enter
ing the forests o f this state o f the ne
cessity o f exercising care in handling
fire. The forest lands are now plaster
ed with warning signs.
In this manner it is hoped to save
the tremendouus values which are be
coming available with the development
of railroads.
Timber sections which
at one time sold in Oregon for $500
have recently changed hands for as
much as $160,000. On that basis the
prevention o f forest' fires becomes a
matter o f stern business.
Steamer Brings $900,000.
REDUCE THE COST OF UVINfi;
Dawson, Y . T., June 7.— The steam
er Schwatka arrived from Fairbanks
yesterday, the first boat o f the year
from the lower Yukon. The Schwatka
brought $900,000 o f Tanana gold for
Seattle. The gold is being shipped
25c. FU LL POUND
this year by express. The next steam
er will bring $1,000,000 o f Fairbanks
dust. The Schwatka sailed immedi
ately for the Iditarod, carrying 35 pas
sengers to that point and 15 to other
points.
8 S O o a c a a l o * 8 S C a a ta
1 MAMA *
■JOsW. t
Only 6V4 par cent of ths total
Sf ths world Is tillable.
The telephone and telegraph wires
of the United States would encircle the
Portland, Ore., June 7.— Realizing earth at the equator more than 600
that with the burning o f every thou times.
S O U R S T C IfA G H
.-«JBÆV.'W-IMIt'li»
K V O W TR O l
The observed rate for the sound of
'T m truly sorry, ma’am,” said Old
Send 10c fo r trial package.
Hunks to the widow, ’ to see you in
such hard luck. You mustn’t let it
distress you, though. It may be all
The
P la n o fo o te .
for the best.”
L ittle Elsie, whose mother was vis
Then he went and foreclosed the itin g her neighbor, was doing the five-
mortgage.
finger exercises.
Thump! R attle! Bang, bang! R at
W h ile th e S p a r r o w C o p L o o k e d On.
tle!
Thump!
A rdly K eap— W ’y don’t ye roll fur-
“ Great H eavens!” cried the neighbor»
der along under de tree, an’ git out
starting up. “ W hat on earth is your
o’ de sunshine?
Solon Boddey— Too blame much like daughter tryin g to play now?”
“ I t ’s an exercise,” said little Elsie’s
work.
mother, beaming w ith maternal pride,
“ from ‘ First Steps In Music.’ ”
“ ‘F irst Steps in Music’ ?” repeated
the harassed neighbor. “ W ell, dear.
“ I used Cascarets and feel like a new Is there nothing she can play w ith her
man. I have been a sufferer from dys hands?” — Answers.
pepsia and sour stomach for the last two
¡ years. I have been taking medicine and
Mothers w ill find Mrs. W inslow 's Soothing
other drugs, but could find uo relief only Byrup th e b est re m ed y to use for their children
for a short time. I w ill recommend d u rin g ih e te e t h in g p erio d .
Cascarets to my friends as the only thing
C o s t ly C o u n e e l.
for indigestion and sour stomach and to
“ I can understand all you have to
keep the bowels in good condition.
say on the subject in an hour’s time,’’
They are very nice to eat.”
said the judge.
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good.
Do Good. N e v e r Sicken. W eaken or Gripe.
“ Beg pardon, your honor,” persisted
10c, 25c, 50c. N e v e r sold in bulk. Th e gen
uine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to
the young lawyer, “ but I shall con
cure or your money back.
sume at least five hours In m y argu
ment.”
“ V ery w ell; have It your own way,”
said the Judge, with resignation. “ But
it w ill take the prisoner about five
years to tell why he employed you.”
^ COFFEEi ;
•^-Harper’s Weekly.
TEA SPICES
BAKING POWDER
To Breaf: in New Shoes.
EXTRACTS
Majestic Roof
ing Co.
W ORTH
Disappearance ot Prospective Ton
“ a” In "g re a t” Is 420, and for the
nage Stirs Roads to Action—
sound of “ a” In “ m a," 770 waves a
Big Increase in Values.
second.
S a r s a p a r illa
” 1 don’t mind having to pay high
prices tor luxuries. It’s the cost of the
necessities of life that counts.”
“ Yes; if you get a good seat at a
ball game you have to pay almost a
grand opera price for It.”
T H IH O S
to ue to-morrow. Send your love and
all the money you can »pare.”— Chica
go Tribune.
W h ile
Ih e
Ip ir r tiw
Cop
C ooked
Oh.
N ew .
A n o th er
Oklwllos
N h s ta tn o d .
Judge— The witness told all that
happened on the second floor. Now,
why do you object to his telling what
happened on the third floor?
Counsel— Because, If It pleaae your
honor, that la another story.— Brook
lyn Eagle.
IT C H C A N B E C U R E D
lle r «> .
in a Hhort tim e by using
“ H e’s a champion, Is he? He doesn’t
P L U M M E R ’S I T C H
look It. Champion of what?”
REMEDY
“ You don’t keep abreast of the
In 50-cent can. only. Address
times.
H e’s the champion clgaroot
PLU M M ER D R U G C O M P A N Y
smoker; lights one with the stump of
Third and Madison
Portland, Of.
another, rolls them himself as he goes
along, and smokes sixty without let
Alcohol, Tobacco, Cocaine, Morphing,
ting any o f ’em go out.”
Cigarette or Other
DOPE HABITS CURED
Are You Dieting
And thereby hoping to cure
yourself o f that annoying
stomach distress? I f so,
w e w ant you to try a better
plan — Take
Hostetler’s
Stomach Bitters. I t tones
the entire d igestive sys
tem and prevents any a f
ter-eatin g distress, such
as Gas on Stomach, Sour
Risings, Belching, Indiges
tion, Heartburn, Costive
ness, Biliousness and Ma
laria. A lw a y s ask fo r
OSTETTER’
RATED
Positively ami harmlessly in short time
hy the new Olconeia Method.
Treat
ment is not expensive or painful. You
need not remain a slave to your habits,
when a short stay at our Sanitarium
will make you free. Address
OLCONEIA CO.f
Arleta Station.
Portland, Or.
A TRIP TO PORTLAND FREE
CUT RATES IN
PAINLESS D EN TISTIT
Pain less E x t r a c t io n ....... F ree
S ilver K illin g s .....................30«
• Gold F illin g s ........................75«
22 K. Gold C r o w n s ................$ f
P o rcelain C r o w n « ................$t
M ola r Gold C r o w n s .............. $4
Hridge W o r k , 22 K. G o l d . . . . «
In la y Pilla, Pu re G o l d .........fit
V e r y N ic e Rubber P la te ....$ tf
Rest Rubber P la te on E a r t h ................................ fir
A L L T H IS W O R K IS G U A R A N T E E D .
Don’ t throw you r money aw ay. A dolla r m ved
ifl tw o dollars earned. Our origin al re lis h !« M odem
Painless M ethods and our p erfe c te d office equ ip
ment saves us tim e and your money.
BOSTON DENTISTS, Stlt ft H arris«». P «r tl* M
STOMACH
Entrance 291H Morrison, opposite Pnstoffice and Meier A
Frank. Katablished in Portland 10 years. Open $
until I and Sunday« until 12:10. for | *
*
B IT T E R
W. L. DOUGLAS
SHOES
NOW VI! TIME
• 5 , * 4 , * 3 .5 0 , * 3 , «2 .0 0 A * 9
T H E STANDARD
FOR 30 YEARS.
o f the year to h r
yoar teeth out end
p I e t e e n d bridge
work done. For out-
of-town petr.»ne we
finish p l a t e e n d
bride* work In one
der I f necessary.
Pm ioM«
Millions of m «n w «a r
W . L. Douglas shoes b e
cause they a r « the low
est prices, quality con
sidered, In the world.
M ade upon honor.o# tho
Molar Crwret $ 5 .0 0
22k Britff. Tteh3.5 0
Gold M in «
1.00
C kiim I Finiitn 1-00
I ’tef Fl'lte««
.5 0
New .
“Has yonr wife found a house yet?”
“No. You see. we’ve moved so often
In the last ten years that It’s almost
Impossible for her to find a place with
some improvement that we haven’t had
at one time or another.”— Detroit Free
Press.
____________________
M m le a tr *
A t th e A r t iilib lb it ,
MHas your wife found a house yet?”
Mrs. Highmus—O, isn’t this a lovely
"No. You aee, we’ve moved so often
In the last ten years that It's almost one! What a delicate touch that artist
Impossible for her to And a place with has! Don’t you think so?
Mr. Highmus—I don’t know. I never
some Improvement that we haven’t had met him.
at one time or another.”— Detroit Free
Press.
Ardly Keap— W 'y don't ye roll fur-
der along under de tree, an' git out
•’ de sunshine?
Solon Bo'Cl-y—Too blame muoh like
work.
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A o th ln jc
J o u r n a lis tic
“ Going to start a paper, a r« you?
W hat do you Intend to call It?”
"The Nebula.”
“W h at’s the explanation?”
“ Why, some day, I hope, It will grow
to be a World, a Globe, a Star, a Sun,
or Bomethlnrr of that kind, you know."
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v w d R
nHuear
. Plate«
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$a.w.«. win,
H
0
Best Rubber
Ptetee
leathers, b r the
most skilled w o rk m en ,
in all the latest fashions.
W . L. Douglas $3.00
and $4.00 shoes equal
Custom Bench W o rk
6 . 0 0 I costing $6.00 to $6.00.
— mm
Boys’ Shoes, $3, $2.50 A $2
a
jaja
7 .5 0
mm **----Ptiftlese Cxtr'ftan .50
R U T H ITNO O fl
n m u wtmubns n rsefuss
aleas Extraction Free when le | le te e o r bride« work
rdered. Coasoi tat Ion Free. T
Toe
o o raoaot
recen t get
«*»1 better
pel niece work anywhere, no matter how mark yon p-y.
A i l w o rk fu lly g uaran teed fo r fifteen yeara.
R
W .L . Douglas guarantees their rales by st map ten
Wp 2 »™ * 4nd pH*«« on the bottom. Look h r k
T a k e N»# 4 o i».$ l# »»te ,
/ W C olor T *
A s k r i n i r d e n i e r for W. L. Donelaa * _
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for tale
town
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s n r writ
m t e s fo
all I Order Cat
( ’st alog.aheqs
alogjibeqs
lng how to ordsr by mall. 8ho*a ordered direct t a q
fa e to n delivered fres. W .L .Imagina, liroefctoe, M a n
jtefc/ w a
W ise D en tal Co.
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IN C O R P O R A T E D
Painless Dentists
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