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V ery 13c PER POUND FOR PORK SMITH PAYS rr / / S m it h w i l l pay t h e f o l lo w in g p ric e s s t r a i g h t u p f o r g oo d fa t s tu ff. H e n e ve r t ak es off c o m m is s io n . H e c a n use a n y a m o u n t o f p ro - due«. “V , . D re s s e d D re s s e d L iv e H e D re s s e d P o r k ......................................................... 1 3 c V e u l u p t o 130 lb s ..............................1 2 H e n s .............................................................. 1 7 c H e n s ......................................................... 1 8 c M a r k e t P r ic e f o r E g g s . W e w a n t a la r g e q u a n t i t y o f S p r in g la m b s f o r t h e E a s t e r tr a d e . W e w ill p a y yo u ac c o r d in g t o t h e s iz e a n d q u a lit y . S h ip t h e m to ua A d d r e s s a ll s h ip m e n t s t o t h e T h e to ta l value ot c h u rc h p ro p e rty re p o rte d in 1906, for all d e n o m in a tio n s, w as $1,257,575,867, of w hich $935,942,- 578 w as re p o rte d fo r P ro te s ta n t bodies, $292,628,787 for th e R om an C ath o lic c h u rc h a n d $28,994,502 for a ll th e re m a in in g bodies. THAN K L. SM IT H M EAT CO. “F ig h tin g th e B eef T ru s t” PO RTLA N D , CREGON \o t F ast Purify Your Blood C o lo r s . “ A u n ty ," said little C onstance, “ d o n ’t you w a n t som e of m y candy?" " T h a n k you, d e a r," w as the reply. "S u g a re d a lm o n d s a ro fa v o rite s of m in e ." “T h e p in k o r th e w hite ones?" a sk e d th e little to t. “T h e w hite ones, please." T h ere w as silen c e u n til th e la s t piece had d isa p p ea red . ' T hey w ere all p in k a t first, A unty." re m a rk e d C onstance.— Success M aga __________________ zine. S lu k lii, I 'r u t f r v ... B o n ser— B een to th e A utom obile (h o w , h ave you ? D ecid ed y e t w h at kind you are g o in g to b u y? B a tterso n — N o t q u ite; b u t I'm g e t tin g there by a p ro cess o f elim in a tio n . I h a v e ex am in ed e ig h ty -s e v e n m a ch in e s th a t I h a v e d ecid ed n ot to buy, on a c co u n t of th e price. A W on der. "W hat a q u a in t old tea p o t! A nd you sa y It h as been In th e fa m ily sin c e the y ea r 1810? T h en it Is a cen tu ry old! It h a s o u tla ste d an e n tir e 100 y ea rs!" “Y es, and probably 300 co o k s.” H .t s Cleawd . blocked 50 c, New Trimmin,* $ 1 — P . n - a m a , S 1 —I.adirs Straw Hats re modeled. 5 c postare mails your bat to us. 3 1 5 -1 7 A ld e r S t. P o rtla n d . O r e .o n . w i'b Painless Dentistry Out of town poop]« c a n h a v e t h o l r plate and b rid g e w o rk tiu - iabed In one i f neeewrary. daj W« w ill g i*s you • too M re tla li 22k fo ld I crown fo r $ 3 .5 1 | Molar Crown« 5 . 0 1 [ 22k Brings Teeth 3 . 5 1 / j Gold F ill,o n 1 .0 C 1 Enamel Filling« [ Silver Filling» 1 .0 C .5 0 [ Inlay Filling» 2 .5 0 ► Good Rubber . ! 5 .0 0 p 'd t » A. . B ut R.d "SO- _ ■ .■ .tw ill, rmunr.« ku*n n m n minima m a m . bor fl,U' **?5j Pamlui Extr'il.n ,OU W O R K G U A R A N T E E D F O R IB lln d * . “G oing to call on y o u r new neign- bors n e x t door?" "N ot I. T h ey in su lte d me th e dav th ey m oved In." "A s to how ?" "A sked me to occupy a so fa on th t sid e w a lk ; said they feared I c o u ld n ’t g et a good view from b e h in d the blin d s."— P ifis h n re Post YEAR* . E x tr a c t io n Jb re e w h e n p la te « o r b rid g e w o rk S kinless o rd e re d . C o n s u lta tio n Free» Y o u c a n n o t g o t b e tto r p a in ! <**« w o r k d t.n o a n y w h e re . A l l w o r k f u l l y g u a r - • n t e e d . M o d e rn e le e tr io e q u l[> m e a t. B e r t m o tho d it. W ise D ental Co. fSffMSZSS P O R T E N D . OREGON g m o i HOCHS: • A . M . ta I r. U. Sunday«. l U t CHEAP INSURANCE T h e c a u se of pim ples, boils a n d o th e r e ru p tio n s, a s w ell a s of th a t tire d fe elin g a n d poor a p p e tite , w hich a re so com m on In th e spring. Is im p u re a n d Im poverished blood. T h e b e s t w a y to p u rify a n d e n rich th e blood, a s th o u sa n d s of people know b y experience, Is to tak e “ W o o d la rk ” S quirrel P oison is th e m ost reliable a n d destru ctiv e a g e n t y e t devised Tor th e ex te rm in a tio n of G ophers, S q u ir rels, Sage R a ts a n d P ra irie D ogs. I t is the cheapest in su ran ce a g a in st th e ir ravages. E v ery k e rn e l is w a rran te d to k ill. C lim atic c h an g es o r m o isture of th e e arth d o n o t destroy its stre n g th . R e quires N O M IX IN G O R PR E P A R A T IO N . Is alw ays read y fo r use. N o o th e r is so good. D ealers w ill re fu n d th e purchase price if n o t as claim ed. P a m p h le t free. H o y t C h e m ic a l C o ., P o rtla n d , O regon P N [w U COMMISSION MERCHANTS 129 F ro n t S t , P o rtlan d , O re. S e e d s Don’t w aste tim e and money p lant ing poor seeds. O ur seeds won F irst G rand Prize a t th e S eattle Exposi tion. O ur prices aro reasonable. Big C atalogue free. Send fo r a copy. N o . U -'I O H E N w r it in g t o a d v e r tii m e n t io n t h is p a p e r . V o g eler S eed Co. Salt Lake City, U tah p l< E T N A MAY C A U S E W IN T E R R H U B A R B $1.50 Per Dozen. $6.00 Per Hundred. $40.00 Per Thousand Now Is the Time to Plant Rhubarb and llerru Plants J . B. W A G N E R , T he R H U B A R B a n d B E R R Y S p e c ia lis t ____________________ P a s a d e n a . C alifo rn ia____________________ SEND THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM UST Pacific Coast Biscuit Company Portland S ea ttle Spokane A sk For T h e ir G oods said SAVE THESE SWASTIKA END SEALS THEY ARE VALUABLE of m th e Q u id P ees*. u u ii P e n t - U p Lava Likely t o F o r c e s a g e , S c i e n t i s t Believes. T h e first reco rd ed in sta n c e of t a r rin g a n d fe a th e rin g a h u m a n being w as in 1180, d u rin g th e tim e of th e c ru sad e s. In th a t y e ar, th e firs t of th e re ig n of R ic h a rd I., a law w as passed th a t "a n y ro b b e r vo y ag in g w ith th e c ru s a d e rs sh a ll be first shaved, th e n h o t p itc h sh a ll be p o u re d upon Llm a n d a cu sh io n of f e a th e rs shook o v e r h im .” A fte r th is th e c rim in a l w as to be p u t a sh o re a t th e first la n d in g p lac e th e sh ip reac h ed . Spokane, M arch 29. — A side from photographers, who reaped a h arv est from sales o f p ictu res of the snow- slides a t Mace and B urke, Idaho, a m onth ago, the only persons who will benefit from the d isa ste rs are the re s idents of th e canyon tow ns, who are ob ta in in g th e ir n ex t w in te rs’ supply of fuel from th e tim b ers, m any o f them of im m ense size, brought"dow n by the avalanches. Thousands o f big trees and logs are being tak en from the d rifts and saw ed into convenient len g th s fo r hauling. BAKING POWDER COMPLIES WITH ALL PURE FOOD LAWS Makes the Baking Sweeter, Lighter A lw a y s w o r k s rl^ ht NO FAILURES C o sts YOU L ess NO TRUST PRICES 2 5 Ounces for 2 5 Cents T AT ANY PRICE your money back Spokane, W ash., M arch 29.— N ear K alispell, M ont., boring a hole in an em bankm ent th a t sustained one aide of an artificial fish pond, a m u sk rat a few days ago drained th e pond and caused th e loss o f many o f the fish, m any of which, instin ctiv ely heading up stream when th e w ate rs began to fall, floun dered into a sm all creek th a t poured into th e pond and escaped into sm all m arshes th a t lined the stream . The pond w as owned by R ichard G reig, who stocked it several y ears ago w ith tro u t from a governm ent fish car. G un E x p lo d e s ; E ight Die? M anila, M arch 29.—A re p o rt reach ed h ere today th a t a gun on the U nited S ta te s c ru iser C harleston exploded dur ing ta r g e t practice, k illin g or wound- 1 ing e ig h t men. The C harleston is re tu rn in g to M anila from O longapo. No d eta ils o f the reported accident have been received here. The C harleston is th e flagship o f R ear A dm iral John H ubbard, com m ander in c h ief o f the A siatic fleeL H e r com m anding officer is Com m ander John H . G ibbons. f T en F ig h t W ith K nives. W alla W alla, M arch 29.—Aa th e re su lt o f a b a ttle w ith knivea betw een four Ita lia n s and six Jap an ese early th is m orning tw o Ita lia n s w ere se r iously wounded. A ntonio P o n ti, one of th e p a rticip an ts, may die from his wounds. Two Jap an ese w ere arrested. The fight arose over th e possession of a bicycle. n A DOCTOR 10 PILLS fN A BOX 10« Send 10c for trial package. •• H a l o ! n a ti> « lla u ll. ” T h e raising of th e h a n d w hich re It w a s rep rin ted ev ery w h e re. places th e kissing o t th e Book in th e F ro m B angor to the R ocky R a n g e— e a th w hich w itn esse s in E n g la n d w ill And a lw a y s c red ite d to "E x ch an g e,“ h e n c e fo rth ta k e w as In o rig in a p o in t —N ew Y ork Mall. in g to w a rd h eav sn . T h s o a th ta k e r e x ten d ed his h an d to w a rd th e B eing w hom h e Invoked—« pagan, to r in stan ce, to u c h in g th e foot o r knee of h is god’s sta tu e . “ I h a v e lifte d up m in e h a n d u n to th e L ord," say s A b ra “ I find C ascareis so good th a t 1 w ould ham . O u r G e rm an ic a n c e sto rs ra ised n o t be w ith o u t th em . 1 was tro u b le d • g reat deal w ith to rp id liver and headache. th e ir s p e a rs to w a rd h ig h heaven. A Now since tak in g C ascareis C andy C ath ar q u a in t caae la th a t of th e S h re w sb u ry tic I feel v ery m uch b e tte r. I shall cer p a rlia m e n t of 1398, w h en th e lo rd s tainly recom m end th em to m y frienda m took a solem n o a th by th e c r o n of th e best m edicine I have ever se e n .” C a n te rb u ry , w h ile th e com m ons— ao A nna Bazinet, d o u b t to mark th e distinction, betw een O sborn M ill N o. z, P a ll R iver, Mat th e tw o orders— swore sim p ly by 11ft- P leasant. Palatable. P oten t. T a ste Good. In c th e i r h a n d s.— L ondon C hronicle. Do Good. N ev er Sicken. W eaken or Grip«. LAZY LIVER 10c, 26c, 60c. N ev er sold in bulk. T he g en . uine ta b let stam ped C C C. G uaranteed to cure or your m oney back. It light f u i Huaient m e u t. Member of Legislature— W hat partie«» Isr thing are you arouud here lobbying 1er. anyhow? Long H aired, W ild Eyed Person— I am •o t lobbying, s ir ! T his is a propa ganda !” __________________ If It’s Your Eye Use Pettit’s Eye S a k e f o r in flam m atio n , s ty s , itc h in g lids, • y e aches, d e fe c ts o f vision a n d se n si tiv e to s tro n g lig h ts. All d ru g g is ts or H o w ard B ros. Is the word to remember w hen you need a remedy frC0UGHSs C0LDS > C 0 FFEEI TEA SPICES^, BAKING POWDER .*• EXTRACTS JUST RIGi -CBJiiiaiHiia CLOSSET & PORTLAND. G R C Free I FHiCI f atAiOOut W Q NET PRICE C*tilofne of Power Sprayers. Drag Saws, and Wood Saws, Saw Mill Machinery. Rock Crushers & Road Machinery, all kinds of Pumps. Irrigation Out fits and Rams. Well drilling Ma c h In e r y . Pneumatic Tanks. Mar ine and Stationary Gas olene Engines, Launch Supplies, Launches and Canoes. Belting. Hose and Packing. < REIERSOH M achinery Co TheGASBNCINC HOVSe O» »R« HOHtswUf l82 m iR6MorrUon 8t. ¡ Porli a lulOregon | The confidence felt by farmers snd I 1 gardeners In Ferry’s Seeds to-day 1 would have been Impossible to icel inj [ any seeds two sec re of years^ | ago. Wc have made a . I science o( seed _ I growing^ always do ] __ exactly what you ^expect of them. For sale 1 everywhere. FEBCrS 1910 SEED I [ANNUAL Free on request D- M. FERRY * CO., Detroit MMi. REDUCE YOUR COST OF LIVING T ake Advantage of Our Cot Prices on E verything You Buy and SAVE 25% to 50% . C h e a p e r tt ia u W ife . A : h a rem on h a lf th e su m th a t a s in g le ! A m erica n w ifo coats a m an o f eq u al | s ta n d in g w ith th e o r ien ta l. W e g iv e j t h is for w h a t It is w o rth , not th a t it j b ea rs upon th e m a tter In han d . Am er- ! lea n s a r e im m u n e from p o ly g a m y , ev en if th e r e w ere no o th e r fa cto r th a n the c o s t . — P h ila d e lp h ia In q u irer. m u n y o n s p a w p a w p il l s Munson's r a w r a w rill* coax tn© UTej* into activity by gentle methods. They do not ncour, Krlpe or weaken. They are & tonic to the stomach, liver and nerves; Invigorate lusteud of weaken. They en rich the blood and enable the stomach to Set all the nourishment from food that is put into it. These pills contain no calo mel; they are soothing:, healing- and »tlm- nlatlnff. For sale by all d ru ggists in 10c and 25c sixes. If yon need medical ad vice. write Manyon'e Doctors. They w ill advise to the best o f their ability abso lutely free of Charge. MUNYON’8, and Jefferson fits., 1’hiladelphJft, Ta> M i.re F r e q u e n tl y , t sh o t a poem in th e a ir; Pas C atan ia, M arch 29.— W hile th e quan tity o f lava from th e c ra te rs o f M ount E tn a continues to decrease, the in te rn al a c tiv ity of th e volcano w as stro n g er today than yesterday. F rank A. Per- re t, th e A m erican a u th o rity , believes th a t th e decrease in th e flow o f lava is due to obstructions in th e new craters, which p rev en t its flowing freely , and th a t in a few days, th e m olten m ass w ill e ith e r force a passage or an e a rth quake will resu lt. Mr. P e rre t w ent to day from Nicolosi to th e A lpine club refu g e, w hich is situ a te d n ear th e c ra te rs, and la te r teleg rap h ed down as follow s: “ The a c tiv ity o f E tn a today is stro n g er, b u t th e lava is slow er. T errific explosions in th e in te rio r of th e m ountain co n tin u e.” u T d i n d i g e m i o A R C BF T TER K o a lh e r lu g . | M u s k r a t D r a in s Fish P o n d . They Will Secure You Many Useful Articles Without Cost H arem ▲ few m o n th s ago R in g E d w a rd a n nounced th a t the d istin c tiv e fe a tu re of an A m erican w om an w as h e r back. He could tell a t a g lan ce from th e re a r w h e th e r a w om an hailed from th is c o u n try by th e way in w hich sh e was gow ned. T h is Is all rig h t so fa r as it goes, b u t It is a v ery slig h t in stan c e. T h e re aro a good m any o th e r d istin c tio n s ! w hich go to m ake up th e A m erican w om en, n o tab ly h e r g e n era l outlook on i life, w hich is th a t m an w as m ade for h e r a m u sem en t a n d h e r su p p o rt. O ur | m en do n o t'd ls p u te th e fact. T h ey a re n e v er p e rm itte d to ta lk back, so thoy sim p ly g ru b a little h a rd e r to pay tn > e v er-in cre asin g pile of b ills w hich com e in. I t is e stim a te d th a t a m an in P e rsia ; o r T u rk e y can m a in ta in a first-class ftRBl.vF.B T HWi t f & t e . WN S T l P A T l f o lu r r iiiK TREM BLOR. W r e c k s U s e d f o r Fuel. C R IM SO N D i Pittsburg Ministers Make Ef fort Arouse Sentiment. read in g of a circu lar le tte r issued by a civil com m ittee, u rg in g th e m em bers A c ce p t no su b s titu te , b u t in s is t on of every congregation to a tten d a huge h a v in g H ood’s. indignation m ass m eeting to be held G et It to d a y In u su a l liq u id form or c h o co late d ta b le ts know n us S a rs a ta b s . some day th is w eek. Serm ons, too, w ere designed to arouse public con A l l S n a r l e d t ’p A g a i n . dem nation o f such p ractices as have Mr. M ak ln b rak es had Just b een In tro been revealed. Lessons in civic clean d u ced to th e fa ir d eb u tan te. liness w ere draw n by m any pastors. “I n eed not tell you , M iss G lizzard ,” I t having been p re tty thoroughly es h e said , " th at I am v ery h ap p y to— and y et, I su p p ose, o f cou rse. It's the proper tablished, according to D istric t A tto r th in g to tell y o u —and I am su re you ney W illiam A. B lakeley, th a t a t least k n ow I didn't m ean It— th o u g h I did m ean th a t I w a s h ap p y to— to— m ake $102,500 w as used in influencing legis you r a c q u a in ta n c e In th is In form al— lation, the source of the money and the th ou gh , to be su re. It's form al, and qu it* dispensers o f it are to be th e focus of p rop erly so. for there Is n o th in g so e n jo y a b le a s to w itn e s s th e o p en in g — I the g ran d ju r y ’s a tte n tio n tom orrow sh ou ld s a y the u n fo ld in g —o f the p r e m orning. m atu re, or, rather, o f th e Im m atu re— A considerable portion o f th e big w h ich Is th e w ord I In ten d ed to u se, of brib e fund is charged to c ertain banks co u rse— In th is d e lig h tfu l and c o n v e n tio n a l fu n ctio n , to— to sta n d w ith r e lu c th a t sought to g e t city deposits. They ta n t feet, you k n ow , w h ere th e — I beg succeeded, b u t it is th e d esire of the you r pardon. M iss G lizzard, b u t one of grand ju ry , as pronounced in its rep o rt »our h a irp in s Is co m in g out." of F rid ay last, th a t th e bank deposit S in c e H e I n a l.t e d . ordinance be rescinded, and the banks, " P u lsa tilla , h a s an y b o d y m ad e you b eliev e th a t I am en g a g ed to a n oth er if found g u ilty , be deprived o f the use girl?" of city money. I t is known th a t some "Yes." “It Isn’t true, P u ls a tilla ! T e ll m e re p re se n ta tiv e s o f th e banks are to be called tom orrow to te s tify . how I can c o n v in c e you It Isn’t? ” "W ell, G eorge, y o u ’ll h a v e to g o a n d The six banks th a t have been named wet a r e fu ta tio n .” by th e grand ju ry as h av in g been in P IP E R E P A IR IN G volved in th e scandal a re th e Colum bia Ofewj description br mil. AMBER.BRIFR N ational, th e G erm an N ational of ud MEERSCHAUM. Arúical CoWn. S IG SIC H E L & CO. P ittsb u rg , the F a rm e rs’ N ational De 92 Ikrd Skaat Entlud posit bank, and th e Second N ational, C h e m is t, the G erm an N atio n al, o f A lleghany, H O L W e u A d R v D ille , E . C B o lo U ra R T d O o . N — S p A e c m im y e e n r nn«l p ric e « : G o ld , B ilv e r , L e a d , SI. G o ld , S liv e r , 75c; G o ld . 60c; Z in o and th e W orkingm en’s S avings & o r C o p p e r, Si. ic e lis t SI. M a ilin g e nve n v e lo pe p e s * a n d a f l u l l p r ie s e n t o n a p p lic p ir H e w w oi ' a " tio n . C o n tr o l a n d * ~ U m i —¡ o r k ao- T ru st company. lio it e d . R e fe re n c e : C a rb o n a te N a t io n a l B a n k . The d ire c to ra te of th e F a rm e rs’ N atio n al has announced th a t i t w ill comply w ith th e d is tric t a tto rn e y ’s REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING; call fo r in form ation and the Second ; N ational has prepared a certified s ta te use C R E S C E N T m ent w hich is to be presented to the ju ry tom orrow . The o th er BAKING POWDER ! grand banks have tak en no action. I t was still unlearned to n ig h t w heth 25c. FULL POUND e r C harles S te w a rt in his ta lk w ith D is tr ic t A tto rn ey B lakeley told all he is | believed to know o f th e men h ig h er up. Portland is the big market place of the S te w a rt is an ex-S elect councilm an, who w as declared by th e g rand ju ry in Northwest. its p resen tm e n t S atu rd ay to have been : the m a r to whom $45,000 o f bribe- Send Y our P ro d u c e T H E R E ta in te d money w as g iven a t th e H otel W e a re h a n d le rs o f E g g s, B u tte r, Im perial in N ew York. Veal, D re ssed H ogs, P o u ltry , live o r M cE w e n & K o skey th e O v ercro w d in g is no m odern in n o v a tio n , sa y s a w rite r in th e b a n F ra n cisco C all, a n d he Illu s tra te s th e p o in t w ith a sto ry . A m an w as co m p la in in g to a n old p ilo t a b o u t th e fa c t th a t tn e re h a d been fo u r in one sta te ro o m on a ste a m b o a t. " F o u r in a room ?" re p lie d th e o th e r. “T h a t’s n o th in g . You sh o u ld h a v e tra v e le d in th e d a y s of th e gold ru sh to C a lifo rn ia. “ I re m e m b e r one t r ip o u t of New Y ork we c a rrie d m ore th a n one thou- 1 sa n d p asse n g ers, a n d if you p u t fifty Many C o u n c ilm e n E x p e c te d t o Resign on th a t sh ip to-day th e re ’d be a p ro te s t W ith o u t P r o t e s t — B a n k s a r e th a t w ould re ac h W ash in g to n , a n d C a lle d U p o n t o T estify. m a k e tro u b le for som ebody. T o show you how crow ded it w as a n d w h a t •crow ded’ re a lly m eans, th re e d a y s out P ittsb u rg , M arch 29.— The L enten fro m New Y ork a c h ap w alk ed up to season, w hich ended Sunday, has been th e old m an, a n d sa id ; " ’C a p ta in , you re a lly m u st find mo too sh o rt a season o f penitence for a place to sleep.’ P itts b u rg , and i t w ill be continued * ’W here h ave you been sle ep in g u n w ith prom ise of even more sta rtlin g til now?* ask e d th e old m an. “ ’W ell,’ sa y s th e fellow , ’you see. confessions o f g r a f t th is week. In several hundred churches the It’s th is w ay. I ’ve been sle ep in g on a I sic k m a n ; b u t h e ’s g e ttin g b e tte r now, | fe a tu re of th e E a ste r services was the a n d w on’t s ta n d for it m uch lo n g er.' " I Hood’s Sarsaparilla d re sse d ; also A pples, O nions, P o ta toes. C o n sig n m en ts, w h e th e r la rg e o r sm all, a re solicited. 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