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No C .m g r x t n i f .i , SMITH PAYS 12jc FOR PORK N ever In the his to ry o f thia city has an y m an paid the fa rm e r such prices as these. W e never ch arge commiaeion. Ship by express. For ‘good, fa t p rod u ce w e w ill pay as fo l low s—ship any day: D ressed B lock H o g s .......................................1 2 M jc D ressed V ea l up to 180 lb e .............................12tyc D ressed M utton, sm a ll..................... 10c to 1 2 Vie L ive H e n s .......................................................... 17c D ressed H e n s.................................................... 18c E g g s ..................... ............................. M arket P ric e A d dress FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO. “F.ghtinff the Beef Trust*' PORTLAND, OREGON F u lly K eep On. “ I didn’t know you Intended tn go around the world.’’ "I didn't when I started. But 1 went through Europe without tipping and wa9 afraid to turn back.”—Louis ville Courier-Journal. P r o b a b ly M ore th a n T h a t. For the first time In his life the Rev. Dr. Fourthly was looking through a microscope at a drop of drinking water. "'M y soul, be on thy guard! Ten thousand foes arise!’ " h . muttered, In horror.—Chicago Trib une. PIPE REPAIRING Of «very description by mad. A MBEK,BRIER m i MEERSCHAUM. ArUnciaJ Color«« SIG SICHEL & CO. K Street Portland w H ats Cleaned A blocked 5 0 c , with New Trimmings $ 1—P an am as $ 1 —ladies Straw Hats re modeled. 5 c postage mails your soft bat to us. 3 1 5 -1 7 A ld e r St. Portland, Oregon. A T H o o d ’s A p p r e c ia te d . to N ee c a r p . SALVE 25c. All druggists or Howard j Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. Raymond, aged B, returned from Sunday school In a state of evident excitement. He strutted around the room as If about to burst with Import ance. The sympathetic eye of his mother was not slow to observe this. “ What’s the matter, Raymond?“ she asked. “ Oh, mother,“ exclaimed the small boy, his eyes sparkling, “ the superin tendent said something awful nice about me In hts prayer this morning." "What did he say 7” “ He said, ‘O Lord, we thank thee for food and Raymond.’ ”—Woman’s Home Companion.________________ H ad Sot A c tu a lly The family had stood the long The lawyer proceeded to examine the •train of Uncle Hobart's illness well, witness. but the peculiarities of the physician, "Fardon the question, Mrs. Chucka- chosen by Uncle Hobart himself, had ley," he said, “hut your answer consti been, to say the least, trying. "Do tutes a part of the record. How old you really think he will recover. Dr. sre you?” "Why, you ought to know, Mr Shaw?” asked the oldest sister of the Sharpe." she answered; “my birthday Invalid, who had borne with hla va Is ths same as yours, only I wus born garies patiently for years. ten years later than you were." "1 know how you feel, with Thanks "Ah, yes, I remember. Well. It Isn’t giving coming on and all,” said the Important anyhow. Go ahead, Mrs doctor, peering at her from under his Chucksley, and tell the Jury what you shaggy eyebrows, ‘‘but it’s too soon to know about this case.”—Chicago Trib tell. He may get well, and then again, une. he may not; I can’t encourage you yet W H Y suffer with eye troubles, quick —either way." | relief from using P E TTIT’ S EYE S a rsa p a rilla Is Peculiar to Itself. There is no real substitute for it, Any preparation said to be “just as good” is inferior and yields the dealer a larger profit. G .t H ond’a SM-sapnrilla today. fo rm or t a b le t, celled Sareataba. In u .-u .i liquid o w a r d e . b u r t o n - A«»«y<>r «n a n>.m i«t, Laedville, Colorado. ttpouiiuuu i-rloea: Hold, Silver. L h i I, II. G old, Silver, 7So; Gold &0c: /m e or Copper, tl. .Mailing envelope* end fu ll price liai •ent on application. Control and Umpire work no H alte d. Reference: Carbonate National bank. H The R eto rt out now mat oit oi vagrant verse Has gone much farther and fared worse; In the Podunk Times last week I read it And "London Titbits” had the credit —Chicago Tribune. It Cures While You Wollu A l l e n ’s F o o t Hast: is a c e r ta in c u r e fo r h o i . s w e a tin g , c a llu s , am i sw o lle n , a c h in g feet. S o ld by a ll D ru g g ists. P r ic e 25c. D o n ’ t a c c e n t a n y s u b s titu te . T r ia l package U tK K . A d d re s s A lle n S. O lm s te d , I.e lto y , S . Y . _ S tro n g P o in t . A sia sn are. Councilman—I’ve come to see If yon will subscribe anything to the town cemetery. Old Resident—Good gracious! I’ve already subscribed three wives.—Lon don Telegraph. PILES CURED IN 6 TO 1 4 D A Y S PAEO OINTMENT is guaranteed to c u r . any case o f Itching. Blind. Bleeding or P ro tru d in g Piles in 6 to 14 days o r m oney refu n ded. 50c. A n a to m ic a l E x p e rt. inless Dentistry 8 ML W.A. WISE, P tutu nt un M ilita M VMM inmitHIB IN PMTUNO Q u ite painless work done anywhoro. A il worm ru u y r u u r - a n toed . M odern e lectric equipm ent. Host methods. T R I A L S o f t h e H t iL D E M S W ise Dental Co. BCH-DIS® f JJUITO h i b d . W ahh .B tb . P O R T L A N D , O R E G O N e r r ir a BOUM: * A. K . to * r . X . » « n d .y i .» t o L th e C o n tra ry . Rankin—Do you have any trouble I d assimilating the fruit and vegetable meals you are eating nowadays? Fyle—Great Scott, no! After getting up from eating one of them I’m hun grier than when I sat down! Bud Doble The greatest o f all horsemen, says; “ In m y 40 years’ experience with norses I have found Spohn’s Distemper cure the nsost successful o f all remedies for the horses. It Is the greatest blood purifier.” Bottle,60c. and $1.00. Druggists can supply you, or manufacturers. Agents wanted. Bend for Free book. Spolin Medical Co,, Bpec. Con* tagious Disea es, Goshen, Ind. CHEAP INSURANCE B e lo n g e d to R ic h S a n F r a n c is c o W o man, W h o is N o w in E u r o p e — N o C le w to T h ie f. . San Francisco, March 15.— Careful ly cut from its place in the great frame that held it, while a score o f persons wandered about admiring the other works o f art, Jean Francois M illet’ s famous painting, “ The Shepherd and F lock,” valued at $10,000, was stolen from the art museum in Golden Gate park this morning about 10:15 o ’ clock. No one saw the daring thief remove the world-renowned canvas. The police are without the slightest clew in the case. Great excitement prevailed when it became known that the masterpiece had been carried away. The news was telephoned to all local clubs and the theft was the topic o f conversation in cafes and the places o f amusement dur ing the day. The painting is the property o f Miss Sarah M. Spooner, o f this city, who is now traveling Europe. It was pur chased by her from T. D. Trimon, o f the Rue La Fayette, Paris. The can vas is 21 inches by 17 inches. Two other paintings o f equal value were loaned to the art museum by Miss Spooner when “ The Shepherd and F lock” was hung. They are Dupre’ s “ T w iligh t” and a landscape by Charles Daubigny. The police are undecided as to whether the th eft o f the painting is an act o f vandalism or the result o f a well-laid plan to steal the remarkable Millet work and place it upon the mar ket again at some future time through the medium o f a European “ fen ce.” T itle to Fam o. Guest—Who Is that man you Intro duced me to a few moments ago and asked me to notice particularly? I don’t believe I ever heard of him be fore. What Is his claim to distinction? Host—You must have heard of him. ^le’s one of the men that Aunt Carrie Nation refused to marry. F O R G R A IN G R O W E R S “ Woodlark” Squirrel Poison is the most reliable and destructive agent yet devised tor the extermination o f Gophers, Squir rels, Sage Rats and Prairie Dogs. It is the cheapest insurance against their ravages. Every kernel is warranted to kill. Climatic changes or moisture of the earth do not destroy its strength. Re quires N O M I X I N G O R P R E P A R A T I O N . If always ready for use. No other ia so good. Dealers will refund the purchase price if not as claimed. Pamphlet free. H o y t C h e m i c a l C o . , Portland, Oregon P N Ü U No. 12—*10 H K W w r i t i n g t o a d v . r t l . . r a pl< ■ n .n i l n n t h i s p a p a r . 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Ottawa, Ont., March 15.— A t the village o f Buckingham* on the Quebec side o f the Ottawa river, a few miles from this city, is a horse, i f such it can be called, that is ordy a third part horse, the other two parts being divid ed equally between a cow and a deer. As a freak the animal probably has no equal. The normal parts are its head, eyes, teeth and one hind leg. Its back bone is not in the center, but runs along the side o f its back. One side o f the stomach is that o f a deer, per fectly formed, with the fine, close-set- in ribs, and the delicately curved body. The other side resembles that o f a cow, very full, with big, rough ribs and the hide much rougher than on the other side. On one o f its front legs there pro trudes a twin horn which measures four feet and 11. inches from the tip to the base, turning up at the point and weighing about 25 pounds. 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D on ’ t w ait another day; n ot n ecessary to w rite a letter, sim p ly Bend this n otice w ith you r nam e d address at on ce to M rs. Cora B. M iller, 8061 Her Building, K okom o, Indiana. In K S c u tch R ep a rtee . An eminent Scotch clergyman hap pened to dine with some learned law yers of the Edinburgh bar. He appro priated to himself a large dish of cress, upon which he fed voraciously. Ersklne, wtshlug to admonish him for hit discourtesy to the other dlnera, re marked: "Doctor, you remind me of Nebuchad nezzar In his degradation." "Aye, do 1 mind ye o' Nebuchadnea- tar? Doubtless because I am eating among the brutes,” answered the Scotch worthy.____________ No O b je c t. M ot A i/ers W « p u b lis h o u r form ula* fro n t J a p a n . “ You shouldn't call us Japs In your newspapers,” said a Japanese journal ist. "We don't think It’s polite. You wouldn’t want us to call yor Yanks In our papers, would you? A western Congressman said to me the other day:' ‘What nese are you—Japanese or Chinese?1 I’d have liked to Jiu-jitsu him, but I only smiled and retorted: ’What key are you—monkey or Yan kee?’ ” Free W o banish aluohal fro m ou r m adioln— W a u r ta 70 « to con su lt j o u r d o c to r Bilious attacks, sick-headuches, indiges tion, constipation, dizzy spells — these are some of the results of sn inactive liver. Ask your doctor if hs endorses Ayer’ s Pills in these cases. The dess is small, one pill at bedtime. ■ M a d . b y t h , J. O. A y . / Co.. o v e r p a id . In England the early Methodist preacher, when away from home, was expected to get hla food from his con gregation, and when at home was al lowed 36 cents a day, with the stipu lation that the acceptance of an Invi tation to dine led to a due deduction. His wife was allowed 96 cents a week, with a further concession of five dol lars a quarter for each child. At the Bristol conference of 1752. however, a definite salary was fixed. For the fu ture the preacher was able to call $60 a year his very own. A n A d n io u lt lo u The best m e d i c i n e s In the world cannot take the place of the family physician. Consult him early when taken ill. If the t r o u b l e is wi t h your throat, bronchial tu bes, or lungs, ask him about taking Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral. Then take it or not, as he says. M a n 's M ,a . —— D e c e it. "Were you out gambling last night?” the sternly demanded. ‘‘I will tell you the truth,” he said. *1 was at a seance. We sat around ths tuble, holding hands.” Ho did not think It necessary to ex plain they were poker hands. "Did the spirits cocue?” sbs asksd. In breathless awe. "The spirits were there,” he replied. "Did they give low cries?" shs whis pered. "No,” he replied: “ I should describe them more as high bawls.”— Baltimore Sun. _________________ M or. th a n T h a t. Elderly Stranger (disposed to be so ciable)—I s'pose this is one o' them new fashioned pay-as-you-enter cars. Conductor—Yes, uncle, and It’s also an enter-as-you-pay car. Pleaaa step Inside. You're delaying the proceo- slon. _________________ _ C o n tra ««. "Can I sell you some of our Rod Cross stamps?” "Sure! It’s a pleasure to uso Red Cross stamps. They stick so much hot ter than Uncle Barn's.” Reierson Machinery . COFFEEt TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER » EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT < H B B O S E B ia - C LOS SET & DEVERS PORTLAND. ORE.' Portland, Ore. CRIM SON W IN T E R Portland is the big market place of the Northwest. $1.60 P er D ozen. W r it s S T E IN W A Y A N D OTH ER P IA N O S COMMISSION MERCHANTS 129 Front S t, Portland, Ore. « s is th e w ord to remember w hen you need »rem edy use C R E S C E N T BAKING POWDER Catalogue for the Asking Send for It. 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M a d e of lough W ork, heavy h I« , » lid counter., d ouble leather to. a double w arn,. M a d e .olid and w ill lu t longer than «njr other thoea yo u can buy. M A Y E R W O R K SHOES B b o n c h ia l T r o c h e s »»«4n.IV turro!«« nm lr lo* So.. Tkn.1, -----* n .t o and C ou th *. G l* , brontolale N lW la id L o n , A Wlll l lM . , as JS T S S toute and 11.00 pm Lam. Cm, Chicago Ircu rsim seH A a i Halley's Com et Located. Pacific University, Forest Grove, Or., March 15.— W . N. Ferrin, presi dent o f Pacific University, thinks the | report from Silverton that Halley’ s comet has been seen for the past three evenings is a mistake. President Fer rin says the com et ia now in the con stellation Pisces, many degrees from where the Silverton observer reports he saw iL He gives its position as 14 degrees from the sun and almost di- [ rectly in the west at sunset. 0 Ö P lease m ail m e catalogue, bargain list and R ental P u rch a se plan. U T Z E R Portland, Oregon V IC T O R T A L K IN G M AC H IN ES Sherman Spay & Co. ^C 0 UCHSs C0 LDS REDUCE T H E C OST O F LIVING; $40.00 P er Thounand S IX T H A N D M O R R ISO N . O P P O S IT E P O S T O F F IC E . P O R T L A N D . O RE. K oskey PISO’S RHUBARB $6.00 Per H undred. J. B. WAGNER, The RHUBARB and BERRY Specialist _________________ Pasadena» California Us. M cE w en & j Now Is the Time to Plant Rhubarb and Berry Plants Send Your Produce THERE W e are handlers o f Eggs, Butter, >gs, Poultry, live or Veal, Dressed Hogs, dressed; also Apples, Onions, Pota- toes. Consignments, whether large or small, are solicited. We can give you good prices for good stuff. c. FULL POUND B e llb o y Made Bad Money, Riverside, Cal., March 15.— The find ing o f a counterfeiting outfit in a cel lar under a hotel here led to the arrest o f Harold Mun, 14 y e a n old, a bellboy, who declares he is the son o f a wealthy stockman o f Snyder, Texas. The lad is in the custody o f probation officers with two charges against him, theft o f a revolver and that o f having manu factured bad money. l* re n ctie r e The Fa m ily P h ysicia n Late Catalogue ot San Francisco, March 15.— Six hund 25 red Japanese, assembled in a meeting today to discuss the registration tax imposed by the government o f the mik ado upon all subjects residing in the United States, passed resolutions de manding dismissal o f the local Japan ese consul, Matsuzo Nagai. A protest against the payment o f the tax was J. J. B embodied in the resolutions and will be 188 Street Tront forwarded at once to the foreign office at Tokio. It was agreed that the tax would be resisted with force, i f neces sary. Dr. Henry Herbert, has ju st discovered j the cause— two extra and entirely un necessary ribs. According to members | o f the Los Angeles Medical associa tion, Green’s case is something Jnew in medical annals, and it is feared that the young man will have to undergo an operation for the removal o f the ribs if he wants to avoid sweating himself to death. r r ,l ,r l e k '. Thongs,a, A young mother went upstairs one evening to be sure that her eon was safely sleeping. As she paused at the door of the nursery she saw her husband standing by the side of the crib, gazing earnestly at the child. As she stood still for a moment, touched by the sight, tears filled her eyes, and she thought, “ How dearly Frederick loves that boy!” Imagine the Ohock to her feelings when he sud denly turned toward her and said: "Amelia! It Is Incomprehensible ts me how they can get up such a crib as this for three dollars and sixty cents.” _________________ Next Thlntf. The shades of night were falling. Swiftly and gracefully an aeroplane descended, landing as lightly as a feather on the amooth roadway of the boulevard. Forth stepped an elegantly attired man, wearing a mask. “Snatching a puree from a richly ap pareled dame who was passing, he stepped back into the aeroplane and was soaring aloft and disappearing In the distance before It occurred to the astonished victim to let loose a scream. —Chicago Tribune. “I don’t care anything about It my self. for I’m no Judge of such things.” said Mr. Caswell, "but my wife want» me to buy a rare old violin, and »he ■ay» they come high. Got any?" "We certainly have," responded tha dealer. "Here's one In this showcase, genuine Htradlvarius. that you can Company have for $3,000.” "She said she thought they came higher than that. Haven’t you some N E T PRICES. that are a little—er—atraddyvarlouser W rite for Copy than this one?”—Chicago Tribune. J a p s O p p o s e M ik a d o Tax. g They Will Secure You Many Useful Articles Without Cost V C ot Managua, Nicaragua, March 15. — Replying to the proposition recently submitted by General Estrada with re ference to the friendly mediation o f the American government and appeal ing to President Madriz to accept such mediation so that peace might be as sured, the president has sent the fol lowing message: " I feel the fullest confidence in the United States government and would accept its mediation with much pleas ure were it not that several o f the bases o f settlement that you propose are wholly unacceptable. “ Your patriotism should have pre cluded conditions affecting the autono my and honor o f Nicaragua and such as the mediator probably would refuse to consider i f they were subm itted.” A ppetite, Belching, Sick Headache, Indi- M a n M a y S w e a t to D eath. estion, Costiveness, Loe Angeles, March 15.— Thornton 'olds, Grippe St Gen Freen, an elevator operator 21 years has been suffering for years from eral Weakness. Get old, « ’ constant fever, and his physician, Ask for Their Goods and Home of Mrt. Cora B. Miller. Kokomo, lod. M oney S p in e M a d r iz A n n o u n c e s T e rm s . H la ■re. Cora B. Miller Wants To Send A 60c Box of Her £ emedy Free to Bvery Woman SuueringFrom Any Form of Female W eak- neas or Files. WORK WAS LOANED TO MUSEUM When a butcher answered the bell Of his telephone Instrument one day the shrill voice of a little girl greeted his ears. "Hello! Is that Mr. Wilson?" “Yes,” he answered, kindly. “ Well, can you tell us where grand pa’s liver Is? We’ve got to put a hot flannel on It, and we can’t And It!”— FR EA K PART H O RSE, COW , D EER London Telegraph. “How can I tell,” asked the custom O nly O n e “ B R O M O QUININE” er, ’: whether I am getting tender meat That Is L A X A T I V E BROM O Q U IN IN E . Look or not?" fo r the sign atu re o f E. W . G rove. 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W in s lo w 's S o o t h in g Plates 5.00 Thus the historic bird set an exam S yru m e d y t o u se f o r t b e l r c h ild r e n ple that mankind has been proverbial d u r in p g th th e e b t e e s e t t r h e in B sst Red ¡N b- _ g p e r io d . ber Plats, 7. ly reluctant to follow. Painless E x tr don It quit under fire. Free Famous Work of Millet Cut From Frame and Stolen. H ero. S y n d ic a t e d “Let one man stand at my right hand,” Horatlus quoth, quoth he. “ Let one abide at my left side and keep the bridge with me. Three men. I wot, can make It hot for caitiff foeB like these; and when we write about the fight, we’ll share the royalties."—Louisville Courier-Journal. E r u d ite . ▲ famous scholar, whose hobby was the derivation of words, hail occasion to store his furniture while proceed ing to the continent In quest of the origin of the term "juggins. 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