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About Lexington wheatfield. (Lexington, Or.) 1905-19?? | View Entire Issue (July 12, 1906)
CHAS. L. SAUER, GRAND SCRIBE Pe-ru-na Strengthens the 'Entire System Mr. Chas. L. Bauer, Grand Scribe, Grand Encampment I, 0. 0. F. of Tex as, and Assistant City Auditor, writes from theOity Hall, Ban Antonio, Tex.: "Nearly two years ago I accepted a position as secretary and treasurer with one of the leading dry goods establish ments of Galveston, Tex. "The sudden change from a high and dry altitude to sea level proved too much for me and I became afflicted with catarrh and cold in the head, and general debility to such an extent as to almost incapaciate me for attending to my dutiep. "I was induced to try Peruna, and after taking several bottles in small doses I am pleased to say that I was entirely restored to my normal condition and have ever since recommended the use of Peruna to my . friends." Almost Human. 'Why, Antonio," said the horrified mat ron, who had tossed a 5-cent piece at the monkey, "does he always put a coin in his mouth when he picks it tip?" "Not his mout', signers." corrected the organ grinder. "Her mout'." State or Ohio, City or Toledo, J Lucas County, Fkamk J. Chiniy makes oath that he Is senior partner of the firm of Y. J. Chenky & Co., doing business In the City of Toledo, Coun ty and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of ONK HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that canuot be cured by the use of Hall's Catarhh Cure. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before tne and subscribed In my presence, this 6th day of December, A. D., 1886. A. W. OLEA80N, ssal j Notary Public Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Bend for testimonials, free. P. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0. Bold by Druggists, 75c. Hall's Family fills are the best. Rfarht Up to Date. "Beg pardon, sir," said the peddler of supplies, "but have you got a type writer ?'i "Yes," replied the merchant "May I ask what style?" "Oh, out of sight ! A regular peach I Come in and I'll Introduce you tc her." Philadelphia Ledger. . TITO Bt. Vitus' fllo permansn Nerve Restorer. I "tin' Panre and all Nervous DiS"anes nsntly cgred by Dr. Kline's Great Br. Bend fur FREE (2 trial bottle and treatise. Dr. It. ILKlin,, 14., m Arch St., Pblla.,Pa. Willing- "Worker." He was an "Industrial promoter" seeking a location fur a prospective factory. s i "About how many men 'do you pro pose to work?" asked the skeptical per son. "Every man In town who has money, If I can," answered the truthful L p. BLOATED WITH DROPSY. The Heart Was Badly Affected When the Patient Began Using Doan's Kidney Pills. Mrs Elizabeth Maxwell, of 415 West Fourth St., Olympia, Wash., says: "For over three years I suffered with a dropsical condition with out being aware that it was due to kidney trou ble. The early stages were principally backache and bearing down pain, but I went along without worrying much until dropsy set in. My feet and ankles swelled up, my hands puffed and be came so tense I could hardly close them. I had great difficulty in breath ing, and my heart would flutter with the least exertion. I could not walk far without stopping again and again to rest. Since using four boxes of Doan's Kidney Pills the bloating has gone down and the feelings of distress have disappeared." Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Joster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Diyivli Apple Cake. Two cupfuls of flour, one egg, ono scant cupful of sweet milk, one-half UmNpomiful of Halt, three tenspoonfulH of linking powder, one-fourth of a cup ful of butter, two tiibloKpooiifuls of sugar, one-fourth of a tenspoonful of c-lnnumon, find four sour apples. Mix and sift the dry Ingredients, put in the butter, add milk and well-beaten egg. Have the dough soft enough to spread easily on a shallow baking pan, making It one-half an Inch thick. Cut some ap ples Into eighths, removing skins and cores, and press the sections into the dough lu parallel rows. Mix spices with sugar and sprinkle over the rows of ap ples. Bake In a moderately hot oven for about thirty minutes. ' Shape or Prune. This Is especially suitable for in valids and old people. Stone one and a half pounds of prunes, put them into a stewpan, and cover them with cold water. Let them boll for about a min ute then strain off the water through a sieve. Pour a little cold water over the prunes, have ready a jelly made of half an ounce of gelatine, a pint of water, and three ounces of brown su gar. Season with almond, and boll for five minutes then strain. Arrange the prunes in a casserole mold, pour in the Jelly, and set it In a cool place to be come firm. The hole in the center of the mold may be filled with whipped cream. Kitchener's Soap. ' Take four ounces barley, two ounces oatmeal, three onions, one tablespoon ful dripping, two ounces of bacon, three quarts of stock from bones. Soak the barley for an hour or two. .and put it on to boil in the stock. Add the onions chopped up, and let It boil for two hours. Cut the bacon up In small prices, and put the dripping In a sauce pan to get hot Fry the bacon In It, and then put in the oatmeal, and fry it also till It Is crisp. Add some of the soup, and stir till It Is well mixed and smooth, and then pour It all Into the pot Season with salt and pepper, and let it all simmer for half an hour. Drop Blacnlta. Eight gg8, one pound of sugar, twelve ounces of best flour and a few caraway seeds, If liked. Beat the eees well and add the sugar, repeat the beating and sift In the flour by degrees. Continue the beating for an hour with- out ceasing. Flour some baking sheets, ana drop the mixture by spoonfuls on the sheet, allowing space between the cakes for swelling. Put them In the oven as quickly as possible, and when they have risen move the baking sheet to a cooler part of the oven until they are of a golden color and coated over with a white Icing. Tripe Saute. ' , Two pounds of tripe, one pound of onions, some stock, a little butter, a tablespoonful of chopped parsley and one of vinegar, 'pepper and suit. Stew the tripe in the stock until tender, cut It In small pieces, and fry them In butter, season with pepper and salt Slice the onions and ffy them, and then simmer them In the stock in which the tripe was boiled. When cooked add them to the tripe with the vinegar and parsley; simmer for a minute or two, and serve very hot. Mince Pudding-. Half pound of cold meat (any kind) finely minced, two ounces bread crumbs, pepper and salt to taste, two ounces of cooked rice or ruacaj-onl cut small, beat up an egg, and add with a teacupful of stock. Thicken with half ounce of flour, and flavor with minced herbs if liked. Line a thickly buttered1 basin with bread crumbs, All wltfi mince, and strew over more bread crumbs. Bake for an hour, or steam If liked better. Turn out and serve with good gravy. Prune Marmalade. Take six fine, large cooklne armies. pare, plunge lu cold water, then put over tne nre together with the Juice of two-lemons and a half pound of smrar. When stewed, split and stone two and a half pounds of prunes and stew with the apples, taking care that there Is sufficient water to keep them from burn- lng. When thoroughly cooked, beat It1 tnrougn a strainer and turn Into lars to keep for use. Tomato Sauce. Twelve tomatoes, peeled j one good sized onion and three green nenners. chopped; add one teaspoonful each of cloves, cinnamon and salt, grate In a nutmeg; cover with one teacupful of sugar and two of vinegar and boll slow ly for an hour, keeping well stirred. Hock Whipped Cream (or Filling;. Take one large sour anple. Deeled and grated, one cup white sugar, white of one egg. Beat all together a long time. Flavor with vanilla. Use like whipped cream. ' HelplHelp! ImFalling Thus cried the hair. And a kind neighbor came to the res cue with a bottle of Ayer's Hair Vigor. The hair was saved! In gratitude, it grew long and heavy, and with all the deep, rich color of early life. Sold in all parts of the world for sixty years. " About ons year aro I lostiiearly all nf mr hair following an attack of measles. I was Divined by a ftlenil to uie Ayer's Hair Vigor. X did so, and as a result I now have sbesutlful head of hair " Mks. W. J. liuoWN, Meiioin onee Kails, Wis. I A Had by J. 0. Ay r Co., Lowell, Mass. Alio manuiaomrers ox. 9 8AB8APAQII I i. AN IMPERFECT WORK. After AH, There la No Occasion (or Man'a Conceit. It is the general Idea that man Is a wonderful work a perfect work but as Haeckel and comparative anatomy point out the human body Is, as a mat ter of fact, a structure at once Incom plete and redundant; a structure lack ing many necessaries and crowded with superfluities, with obsolete mus cles and nerves, which have become shriveled and paralyzed because there Is no longer any use for them. It Is amusing to think of improvements that might be made in the human body, writes a pessimist Take the eyes. The two eyes are very good in their way, but If there were three of them how much better It would be. If man bad an eye in the back of his head, as certain Insects have, he would never be run down, never be stabbed from behind, never be kicked. Man, with three eyes, could see and do twice as niucbTas now. The hair might well be Improved. It Is poor stuff alongside of feathers. Look at the beautiful feather head dresses of the birds. These are far richer and brighter in hue than human hair, and they last They don't dis appear. No one ever saw a bald bird. The ears are not at all perfect As the eyes are provided with lids, so that we can shut them tight when we want to sleep, so the ears should be provided with movable flaps or stoppers where with to shut out sound. If the teeth endured there would be little fault to find with them. But like the hair, they fall man long before the end of life. Hence It would be better If, like some birds, men had indestruct ible teeth in their gizzards, and swal lowed their food whole, letting the glz zard grind it up gradually. This would not destroy the pleasure of eating. On the contrary, it would Increase It. There would be nerves of taste In the gizzard, and thus the eating pleasure would be greatly prolonged. The food would be swallowed in a Jiffy, and afterward, as man attended to bis work, be would get for many hours pleasant tastes from the dainties the gizzard would be slowly and carefully grinding up. Aa Urarent Call. In the course of a checkered career, Wesley Hanson, known as a "Dromo ter," had sojourned temporarily in many places, so it is not strange that He sometimes forgot a face. "Have you any call' for a stirring man in the advertising denartment of your business" he asked one morn ing, when he bad gained access to the office of the inventor of some tin spe cialties. The man at the desk looked at him and then dropped his eyes. "No," he said, shortly, "but I can tell you exactly where there's a call for Just such a man as you are." "Yes?" said the promoter. "I should be glad to bear of it" "It's up in Banktown, Vermont" said the Inventor. "The call comes from the grocer and the provision dealer and tne piumoer ana the livery-stable keep er and several others. Thpv'vn hun calling for you for ten years, ever since " . "Ah," said the promoter. "I fear that call Is a trifle too loud," and he softly ana rapiaiy witnarew. .. .. hhm Scriptural Proof. At a colored camp meeting In Caro lina a testifying penitent referred to himself and his unconverted brothers a a "niggers" In a spirit of abject humil ity which he deemed well pleasing to his Maker. The presiding elder who "amened" his speech at proper Inter vals finally threw out a gentle rebuke. Call yosef a culled pusson. broth- er," he admonished impressively. "Nig gers Is a term ob reproach Invented by proud white folks. Dey ain't no men tion in de Good Book of niggers.". "Oh, yes, dey is. parson." tbe peni tent contradicted solemnly. "Don't you rec'lect de place wbar it tell about nlir- ger Demus?" -Llpplncott's Magazine. Manchuria is Just twice th six ol Japan. ' Where larnorance la nils. Rising Young Statesman But there is another matter, just as important, that has been overlooked. I am going to in troduce a bill for the rigid inspection of bakeries. Constituent Frodirre, for your own peace of mind, I advise you not to do it." You Can Oet Allen's Foot-Ease FREE. Write Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy.N. Y for a free sample of Allen's Koot-Kase. It cures sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes new or tight shoes easy. A pertain cure for corns, Ingrowlngnails and bunions. Ail drug gists sell it. 25c. lion't accept any substitute. Aothln' Doln', The hobo approached the pompous citizen and asked for alms. f "'Go to the ant, thou sluggard,"' quoted the p. c. "'Taln't no use, mister," answered the hobo. "Me aunt's Jlst as tight fisted as me uncle an' all de rest uv me relashuns." Mothers will find Mr", Winslow's Soothing Byrup the best remedy touse for their children during the teething poriod. Accounted For. Mrs. M.'s patience was much tried by a servant who had a habit of stand ing around with her mouth open. One day, as the maid waited upon table, her mouth was open as usual, and her mistress, giving her a severe look, said: "Mary, your mouth Is open." "Yessum," replied Mary, "I opened It" An Inference. "I see the Eskimo women are dying off In large numbers this year." "Alas I And has the craze for elbow sleeves struck tbe polar regions 7 The oflto of librarian of the British House of Lords is virtually a sinecure. As Disraeli said, the British aristocracy never reads. LAND SCRIP "?, Bought mtf Approved forest Reserve and Railroad Scrip lor surveyed, iinsurveyed, timbered or pralr.e land; approved United Mules Milliary Bounty Land U turnnin; Ke.'er.lNed Soldiers' Additional Scrip; all kluds of Land Scrip houtht and no'd. H. M. HAMILTON, The Portland, Portland, Or. CLASSIFIEDADVERTIS1NG Portland Trade Directory Names and Addresses in Portland of Repre sentative Business Firms. MAGIC LANTERNS Welstrr Co., Portland. Lowest prices on Lanterns and Slides. lioKbEs of all kinds lor sale at very reasooabls prices. Inquire 276 front St. CKKAM SEPARATORS-We guarantee the U.S. beparalor to be the best. Write lor free cata.og. Hazel wood Co., Flftb and Oak. MEN'StLOTHINO-Bultum Pendleton, sols aKenis Alfred Benjamin 4 Co.'s correct clothes. Everything lu men's furnlshliiKa. Morrison and Slilii streets. Opposite posioltice. POULTHV FOOD If you want your hens to lay more eggs write us lor tree particulars about PU RINA POULTRY JiKDa Acw Mills Co., Portland, Oregon. PIANOS A OROAN8 Oldest piano house on Pa cific coast. Organs and Pianos cm easy payments. Write lor list. Let m quote yon a price. Alien 01 Uilbert-Ramaker Co.. Portland, Oregon. W A NTK D Men and Women to learn Barber trade In eight weens; graduates earn Irnm 115 to 12 weekly ; expert li:s ructors; catalog free ; Moler System of Colleges, M N. fourth St., Portland. P. N. U. No. 28-04 WHEN writing; to advertisers please mention this paper. Ml mm I I I I V I 1 The Kind You Have Always Boucht lias borne the slna. ture of Chas. II. Fletcher, and has been made under his personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-good" are but Experiments, and endanger the health of Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind ,, Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. The Kind You Me Always Bought Bears the Signature of S7 In Use For Over 30 Years. THt OSNTSU COMPANY. TV MUHHV TftKET. NCWVOSK CITY. The Little Doctor in your Vest Pocket ,EE the thin, round-cornered little Enamel Box below I When carried in your vest pocket it means Health-Insurance. It contains Six Candy Tablets of pleasant taste, almost as pleasant as chocolate. Each tablet is a working dose of Cas carets, which acts like Exercise on the Bowels and Liver. " It will not purge, sicken, nor upset the stomach. Because It is not a driver," like Salts, So dium, Calomel, Jalap, Senna, nor Aperient Waters. These waste Diges tive Juices of the system needed to morrow, In merely flushing out the Bow els today. Neither is it like Castor Oil, Glycerine, or other Oily Laxa tives that simply lubricate the Intes tines for transit of the food stopped up in them at that par tic ular time. These emergency drugs relieve Immediate trouble, but do not relieve Its aue T T Showing size ot" Vest Pocket v Cascarst Box compared to Watch. They stimulate the Bowel Muscles to contract, expand, and squeeze the Diges tive Juices out of food eaten. Cascarets do ;this naturally, without purging or discomfort. They don't help the Bowels and Liver In such a way as to make them lean upon similar assistance for the future. This Is why, with Cascarets, the dose may be lessened each succeeding time instead of increased, as it must be with all succeeding doses of other Cathartics and Laxatives. Cascarets act like exercise. If carried In your Vest Pocket, (or car ried In My Lady's Purse), and eaten Just when you sus Pect you need onv you will never know a sick day from the, ordinary ills of life. Because, nearly all these Ills begin In the Bowels, and partial Constipation paves tho way for the Cause. The same trouble will therefore recur again till that Cause Is removed per manently, ,. . , , , . , ; The chief cause of Constipation and Indigestion Is a weakness of the Muscles that contract the Intestines and Bowels. Carcarets are practically to the Bowel Muscles what a Massage and Cold Bath we to the Athletic Muscles. all other Diseases.' "Vest Pocket" box 10 cents. Be sure you get the genuine, mado only by the Sterling Remedy Company, and never sold In bulk. Every tablet Stamped "CCC." " - FREE TO OUR FRIENDS t Wt want to send to our friends a twantifni d"SlaT,'if? color beauty for the dressing table. Ten cents In stamps Is asked as a measure of ood faith and to wvlrTst of Cea?eU W2n.y !fiTKiaIJ;ly trinket fs loaded. us e.Sa t2HlJ,l Mitlonln this paper. Address Stsrlluf Remio Company, Chicago or ntw Ytrt?