Lexington wheatfield. (Lexington, Or.) 1905-19??, October 26, 1905, Image 1

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LEXINGTON GROWS WITHOUT WATCHING
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VOL. I
LEXINGTON, OREGON, THURSDAY OCTOBER 26, 1905
NO. 5
CHAFF FROM THE STRAW STACK
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SPECIAL BLANKET SALE
CLOSING NOVEMBER 1ST.
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' A" GOOD CHANCE TO GET WINTER BLANKETS
65 cent Cotton Blankets for - 50c 90 cent Blankets for - - 75c
70 cent Blankets for ' - - 55c $1.00 " "' - - 80c
75 " . "' " - - 60c 1.25 ". " - - $1.00
85 " " " - 70c 1.50 " " - - 1.20
The Blankets are extra large double blankets and are a special value at regular prices
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1 0 per cent off on all wool blankets and Indian robes
:These special prices are for Cash only
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And
every
article Is
Come in take a look at a
beautiful display of
JEWELRY
On the counter you will
also find catalog illus
trating
thousands
of useful
and
practical
st'i ji bems
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If you want the
very best values
for your money
BUY HERE
THAT'S ALL
LEACH BROTHERS
'Lexington, Oregon.
""H pm- S TAT r r T T tt r A T I
ONE' WEEK-ONLY l-----;
Any Trunk or Telescope in the house at 10 per cent off
This is our $2.25
ueen Shoe. . 2gT Jf4
In Light, Medium and Heavy Mm
Soles. , A Splendid value. '
This. is our $2.75
' High grade Shoe
jJ' Light, Medium or Heavy sole
JUST OPENING
A new line of Dress Goods and Ladies Skirts prices
range from $2.50 to $10.00. Call and see them
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OREGON'
LEXINGTON, ' ;
A "beefer" is worse than the beef
trust.
A pretty girl can teach a man any
thing.
Get the habit and buy your goods In
Lexington.
Eve got her eyes opened after she
married Adam.
What's anybody's business is every
body's business.
Roosters do the crowing, but the
hens egg them on.
A chronic kicker is a nuisance, but
an occasional kick helps some
It's the hardest thing in the world
to be frank and popular at the same
time.
The summer girl has many engage
ments, but the telephone girl gets the
most rings.
As a rule the man who takes pains
with his eating ' doesn't have to take
pains afterwards.
Cinders and pretty girls are hard to
remove from a man's eyes.
When a woman takes it into her
head to have the blues, she just has
'em.
If water sold for' 10 cents a glass it
would be more popular with some
men. V -. '
The copy the man handed tljg editor
read: "Dog for sale; will eat anything ,
very fondof children..J''''-,.-1 "
v $ - ' . i -',' i "!
An embahner when asked. as to the
nature of his business, replied, that he
"followed" the medical profession.
The poor man has one consolation
if he does' not get money when "he
needs it, he is always sure to. need it
when he gets It: . :
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A moman stepped into a judge,s
office in a nearby county seat and'said
to his honor, "Are you judge of the re
probaje?" "Well I am judge of the
probate, if that is what you mean, "
replied the judge. "Yes I guess that
is it,' said the woman, "my husband
died detested and left me three little
Infidels and I want to be appointed
their executioner."
"Oh, well," replied the man who
had just returned from the summer re
sort, " what's the use of that? It's as'
easy to flirt with a married woman as
any other kind."
In Abilene, Kan., the doctors came
very nearly making a mistake. . When
they found that their patient had no
money they changed their diagnosis
from appendicitis, which Involved an
expensive operation, and instead they
gave the patient three pills. The pa
tient is now at work.
The doom of the rural mail carrier
is sounded by the item that is going
the rounds a wounderful new mach
ine has been invented. It will deliver
mail to the farmers, throw kisses at
the girls, along the way, cuss the fel
lows that do not give the road, read
postal cards, keep posted' on the mar
ket and bring packages from town,
All the farmer has" to do is to think
right hard what he wants and this ma
chine will deliver it. Such rot would
give a man the tree loads.
The Wheatfield has just completed
arrangements with the Oregon Journal
whereby we are able to furnish the
Oregon Daily Journal, including the
Sunday issue, and The Wheatfield,
one year $7. The Daily Journal and
Wheatfield one year $5. The Semi
Weekly Journal and The Wheatfield
one year $1.75.