r LEXINGTON GROWS WITHOUT WATCHING LEXD H&JW WM EATF1 EU VOL. I LEXINGTON, OREGON, THURSDAY OCTOBER 26, 1905 NO. 5 CHAFF FROM THE STRAW STACK . 4 ' A SPECIAL BLANKET SALE CLOSING NOVEMBER 1ST. n ' A" GOOD CHANCE TO GET WINTER BLANKETS 65 cent Cotton Blankets for - 50c 90 cent Blankets for - - 75c 70 cent Blankets for ' - - 55c $1.00 " "' - - 80c 75 " . "' " - - 60c 1.25 ". " - - $1.00 85 " " " - 70c 1.50 " " - - 1.20 The Blankets are extra large double blankets and are a special value at regular prices I. . 1 0 per cent off on all wool blankets and Indian robes :These special prices are for Cash only m iff a And every article Is Come in take a look at a beautiful display of JEWELRY On the counter you will also find catalog illus trating thousands of useful and practical st'i ji bems tm If you want the very best values for your money BUY HERE THAT'S ALL LEACH BROTHERS 'Lexington, Oregon. ""H pm- S TAT r r T T tt r A T I ONE' WEEK-ONLY l-----; Any Trunk or Telescope in the house at 10 per cent off This is our $2.25 ueen Shoe. . 2gT Jf4 In Light, Medium and Heavy Mm Soles. , A Splendid value. ' This. is our $2.75 ' High grade Shoe jJ' Light, Medium or Heavy sole JUST OPENING A new line of Dress Goods and Ladies Skirts prices range from $2.50 to $10.00. Call and see them Vf; ...1 4 J A At ). . .IV','.- OREGON' LEXINGTON, ' ; A "beefer" is worse than the beef trust. A pretty girl can teach a man any thing. Get the habit and buy your goods In Lexington. Eve got her eyes opened after she married Adam. What's anybody's business is every body's business. Roosters do the crowing, but the hens egg them on. A chronic kicker is a nuisance, but an occasional kick helps some It's the hardest thing in the world to be frank and popular at the same time. The summer girl has many engage ments, but the telephone girl gets the most rings. As a rule the man who takes pains with his eating ' doesn't have to take pains afterwards. Cinders and pretty girls are hard to remove from a man's eyes. When a woman takes it into her head to have the blues, she just has 'em. If water sold for' 10 cents a glass it would be more popular with some men. V -. ' The copy the man handed tljg editor read: "Dog for sale; will eat anything , very fondof children..J''''-,.-1 " v $ - ' . i -',' i "! An embahner when asked. as to the nature of his business, replied, that he "followed" the medical profession. The poor man has one consolation if he does' not get money when "he needs it, he is always sure to. need it when he gets It: . : i A moman stepped into a judge,s office in a nearby county seat and'said to his honor, "Are you judge of the re probaje?" "Well I am judge of the probate, if that is what you mean, " replied the judge. "Yes I guess that is it,' said the woman, "my husband died detested and left me three little Infidels and I want to be appointed their executioner." "Oh, well," replied the man who had just returned from the summer re sort, " what's the use of that? It's as' easy to flirt with a married woman as any other kind." In Abilene, Kan., the doctors came very nearly making a mistake. . When they found that their patient had no money they changed their diagnosis from appendicitis, which Involved an expensive operation, and instead they gave the patient three pills. The pa tient is now at work. The doom of the rural mail carrier is sounded by the item that is going the rounds a wounderful new mach ine has been invented. It will deliver mail to the farmers, throw kisses at the girls, along the way, cuss the fel lows that do not give the road, read postal cards, keep posted' on the mar ket and bring packages from town, All the farmer has" to do is to think right hard what he wants and this ma chine will deliver it. Such rot would give a man the tree loads. The Wheatfield has just completed arrangements with the Oregon Journal whereby we are able to furnish the Oregon Daily Journal, including the Sunday issue, and The Wheatfield, one year $7. The Daily Journal and Wheatfield one year $5. The Semi Weekly Journal and The Wheatfield one year $1.75.