The Hermiston herald., March 04, 1937, Image 9

Thursday, March 4, 1937
THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
Covetous People
The Covetous Person lives as If
the world were made altogether
for him, and not he for the world;
to take in everything, and part
with nothing. —South.
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
When You Want
to Alkalize
Stomach Fast
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
The Shirker
—HOW CAN You F
SAY I'M LAZ/ 7
FELI, DEAR--- 1
WILL You come
up AND WIPE
THE PISHES
/
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TUST
BE CAUSE—
IS WRONG
AND ADMITS
BACK To MY
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A MAA WHO
/ou DONT WANT
TO DO THE PISHE
BECAUSE I
WANT To GET
HE’S
BCOK—
WRONG
IS A HERO-
BUT A MAN
WHO IS RICH]
AND ADMITS
HES WRONG
IS-------
MARRIED
5 AND I’LL SAVE U? —
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LAY, WHICH I' ll TAKE —
THeBEANSTALK
On every side today people are being
urged to alkalize their stomach. And
thus ease symptoms of “acid indiges­
tion,” nausea and stomach upsets.
To gain quick alkalization, just do
this: Take two teaspoons of PHIL-
LIPS’ MILK OF MAGNESIA 30
minutes after eating. OR — take two
Phillips’ Milk of Magnesia Tablets.
Relief comes almost at once —
usually in a few minutes. Nausea,
"gas” — fullness after eating and
"acid indigestion” pains leave. You
feel like a new person.
Try this way. Get either the liquid
"Phillips” or the remarkable, neio
Phillips’ Milk of Magnesia Tablets.
Each one equals a teaspoon of the
liquid. Only 254 a box at all drug
stores.
By C. M. PAYNE
S’MATTER POP— Sure, Sound Thought, Pop!
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Try This Amazing Fast Way
—The ••Phillips” Way
Millions Are Adopting
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ALSO IN TABLET FORM:
Each tiny tablet
is the equivalent
of a teaspoon-
ful of genuine
Phillips’ M"*
of Magnesia.
MESCAL IKE
Meet the Manager
By S. L. HUNTLEY
HEV,WAIER ‘YOADGDp!
COME HERE/ DONT SAY/ NOTHIN
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1 AINIT NEVER SEEN
EOTHIN’ IOUGHERN THIS
HE GITS HERE,
Honesty Is Best Judgment
Mere honesty in a man doesn't
insure that he has good judgment
in all things.
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for o n i 11 Fili ih
LIGHT
with.
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KEROSENE
OR
GASOLINE
MODELS
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GUILT/
WHIN A
COP Looks
AIR-PRESSURE
MantleLAMPS
OHcLOssiFED
Protect your sight with
this eye-eaving Coleman
light! Kerosene and Gasoline Pressure Mantle
Lamps provide a high candlepower of live
light. . . nearest like natural daylight. •. kind
to your eyes.
You can enjoy the finest light for only 14 a
night. No homo can afford to be withcut a
Coleman. Buy it from your local Coleman
dealer. FRES Folder»— Send Postcard Now I
(7178)
THE COT EMAN LAMP AND STOVE CO.
Dept. WU173. Wichita. Kans.: Chicago, HL|
Philadelphia, Pa.; Los Angeles, Calif.
AT HIM
Need Privacy
Sometimes the great must envy
nobodies whom the public let
alone.
MUSCLES FELT
SURE NUF /- Hece’s WHERE
HE MADE CAMP ■— I CAB TEL
BY H WAY HE BUILOS A Fire “
OuT WHY OlO HE LEAVE
His SKILLI1 BACK OF
_ ___
THAT BUSH P- _ —
KíNOA Miss 1 oL CUSS , DONTCHA ?
— WELL-1 CANT BLAME YA, BRoNC ;
He’s OARN HALO Ton ALONG wnd,
ah ' i > a
5o usto
o Mis
STIFF
AND SORE
By FRED HARMAN
BRONC PEELER— Pete’s Trail Is an Open Book
ORNERYNEss-
I KINOA MISS HIM MYSELF ----
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RELIEF^
From Pain
If muscles in your legs, arms, chest,
back or shoulders feel stiff and sore, get
a bottle of Hamlins Wizard Oil and get
quick relief. Rub it on—rub it in.
Warms—soothes—gives wonderful com­
fort. Will not stam. At all druggists.
HAMLINS
WIZARD OIL
For MUSCULAR ACHES and PAINS
Du* to RHEUMATISM- NEURALGIA
LUMBAGO CHEST COLDS____
Just Informal
A dumb little girl and her chum |
were discussing the boy friend of I
the former.
“The only thing I don t like about
him,” said her friend, ‘is that he's
too rough.”
"Ht isn't rough.” replied the
young man’s sweetie "He’s just in­
formal.”
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
SUBURBAN HEIGHTS
A COIGN BELIEF — THAT
ALSO SPEEDS RECOVERY
Remember the name! It’s FOLEY’S HONEY
& TARI Double-acting. One set of ingredients
quickly soothes, relieves tickling hacking,cough-
ing . . . coats irritated throat linings to keep
you from coughing. Another set reaches the
bronchial tubes, loosens phlegm, helps break up
cough due to a cold and »bred» recorríy. For
Sounds Like It
“How long does the train stop
here?” the old lady asked of the
guard.
"Stop here?” answered the func-
tionary. “Oh, four minutes. From
two to two to two-two.
“I wonder,” mused the old lady, I
‘if that man thinks he is the
whistle?”—Exchange.
Explained
Brown (visiting friend in hospital)
—By Jove, old man, I couldn't be­
lieve it when 1 heard you were in
hospital!
Why, only last night I
saw you with a very pretty blonde,
Victim—Yes—so did my wife —
Stray Stories Magazine.
When Consolidated
Human thought is one of the
most dynamic forces on earth.
WNU—13
9—37
Women in Middle*Life
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FRED PERLEY 601 INTO TROUBLE
.
WHEN, IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT
A FINDINo A TRUCK BLOCKING HIS DRIVE-
WAY, HE JUMPED IN AND STARTED 10 MCE
T
W
Ms AND FEELING 1A1 he DRIER
ho APPEARED
K AHM MOMENT WAS GOING To BE UNREASONABLE,
COULDN’T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE 10 DO EXCEPT
. me
KEEP ON GOING - FAST
Mrs. Katherine French
of Twin Falls, Idaho, said :
“I was not feeling well dur-
7T ing middle-life. I had hard
2% ly any strength and
111) terribly nervous.
I had
headaches associated with
functional disturbances and
I would get hot and cold
flushes. I used the ‘Favor-
ite Prescription” and it stimulated my ape
was