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THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. Thursday, February 11, 1937 fíouselioia • © Quesíioñf' WORLD’S BEST COMICS Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists owBz.K.homne. THE FEATHERHEADS ’Sno Sleep WHAT THE — 2 THAT’S FANNY SHOVELLING - SNOW/ —— RIGHT— HERE I GIVE M' HEAD —AT THAT SHOVEL- (Il LAST A SPARK, you Go IN AND MAN Hoo5 / GET BREAK FAST) WANT — READY 1 ME TO "WHEN " IT ISN1 SuST THAT—IOu WOKE TIME WAIT "TILL , I’VE ( LEFT A 1 WIFE SHOVELS SNOW TO SHAME HER HJSBANP, ME UP— NEXT WORK QsQUAK FOR WORK _ _____ HE DOESNT Al-WAYS GeT THE — PR FT By C. M. PAYNE S’M ATTER POP— Mention This to Your Folks, Kids When the teakettle becomes dis colored inside, it can be bright ened by boiling a clean oyster shell in it. « « * When laundering sweaters o r knitted blouses let dry on cloth or bath towel placed on a flat surface. No ironing is required. • * * Tablecloths that are no longer i in use make good cot covers, bed spreads, or curtains if they are dyed to match the color scheme of the room. • • • Pie crusts will be flakier if a tablespoon of cornstarch is added to the flour used for each pie. • * * Leather book bindings can be preserved by periodic treatments with an equal mixture of castor oil and paraffin. • • • To remove paint from cotton clothing soak the spot in a solu tion made of equal parts of am monia and turpentine. When spot disappears wash garment in soap suds. • • • A boiled custard poured over peaches or bananas makes a deli cious dessert. © Associated Newspapers.—WNU Service. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription Is a tonic which has been helping women of all ages for nearly 70 years. Adv. 27 THuHK u? TA MOS \OHDERFUL IDEA) Fer GiTDApd . CAKES! j—X.,__ CAHDLSS CXYe Is It Relief? The undisciplined temper re lieves itself by bellowing down dis agreement. 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