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THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. Thursday, January 14, 1937 Foreign Words and Phrases WORLD’S BEST COMICS Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists THE FEATHERHEADS ..Bx.Qhomne... to Ponder On No- REALLY ? WELL-I NEVER—- 1 You've BEEN SITTING THERE HORSE 4 NAME 2 WONDERINS WHAT THE NAME OF PAUL RENER-ES HUM? WHY AM— I'VE IS IT A GAG 2 WELL KNOWN — BUT I'VE often WONDERED WHAT , HE CALLED THE WAS — HORSE vveRYÎMe you MEN10N REVERES BEEN THIN K'NG HORSP IT iS A PLUG FOR HIM e “ A propos de rien. (F.) Apropos of nothing; without relevancy. Crux criticorum. (L.) The puz zle of critics. En rapport. (F.) In touch; well versed in a subject. Fuit Ilium. (L.) Troy once stood; i. e., Troy is no more. Inter nos. (L.) Between our- selves. Lustspiel. (Ger.) Comedy. Nosce teipsum. (L.) Know thy self. Paris vaut bien une messe. (F.) Paris is well worth a mass; at tributed to Henry IV. 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