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About The Hermiston herald. (Hermiston, Or.) 19??-1984 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 3, 1936)
THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. Thursday, December 3, 1936 Simple Crochet Can Be Family Heirloom THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young Order Filled THE FEATHERHEADS NICE OF ou To — CALL FOR FELIX— SLONG, DEAR- BE SURE THERE’S PLEN/ OF HOT WATER WHEN I GET -—1 HOME: — NOW DON’T BE y LATE FOR WORK ses SIP! 1 DOMINATE T es — i KNOW My HOUSEHOLD/ ion NOTICED How i ORDERED / EAH— You WATER FOR — HAVE THE KY BATH? ) ( IDEA J Hou HATE HOT [ THANK. ou— AND T here ' s PLENTY OF HOT WATER To As QuAN MANY MEN WHO CLAIM WATER? IN COLD WATER 1H6Y ARE CLEANING Up ARE POING IT AT HOME By C. M. PAYNE 60TC HA F i TAKE,*EINSTANCE,) A COUHTR/ LIKE- ) MI uncle . VISITED < IH AFTICA- /— A NEVER RAIN : , HERE., , ---- Tour < 21316 NAT IN IS KI P STAND UNDER A SMALI f UMBRELLA AM NOT Ar tntarp of R ain TALLS OH THEM’ 2—— ‘5 -u+? J Pattern 5658 A bedspread, indeed, to call forth “Oh’s” and “Ah's” is this one, crocheted from humble string. See not one, but two charming patterns, one a- basket, the other floral, are included in pattern 5658. One is as easy to learn as the other; when com bined they make any number of useful linens—tea cloth, scarf, buffet set or pillow. In pattern 5658 you will find complete in structions for making the square shown; an illustration of it, of the stitches needed; material require ments. To obtain this pattern send 15 cents in stamps or coins (coins preferred) to The Sewing Circle Household Arts Dept., 259 West Fourteenth St., New York, N. Y. Be sure to write plainly your name, address and pattern number. The Living Truth need to defend W E the DO truth. not Truth is its own MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY Pa’s IT] I defense. Not many years ago merchants and bankers, when they left their places of busi ness, turned off the lights and put up great heavy shutters. To- day they pull aside the blinds and turn on a strong light. The greatest protection the truth of God can have is to expose it so that everyone may see what it does. Let us give up trying to guard our faith. It is better far to live it. Not Superstitious 7 7 DONTCHA KNJOW TOM JEST WALKED UNDER . A LADDER ? . A, SHUCKS ! I DONT PAN NO MIND TO THET DAOGUMMED SUPERSTITOI STUFF _ HIT’S PLUMB SILL LIKE. TO N/ J( NOTION L.s Run away from work and you will find that work can run, DON'T WAIT FOR A COLD (Copyright, 1. Keep your head clear Open Sesa me TTmel TlS NO USE — ez CANT GET IN— HOW ‘BOLT TROVIN’ TH' . y WINDER? I FINNE/ ‘Now WHY DIDNT I THINK. THAT OF THIS OFFICER _ KINDLY OFFERED 10 HELP ME IN THE WINDOW — BEFORE ? Tney BE - SIMBLDDY; IN THERE/ THE BELL? I’D LET r-— , Ou .—) < LIN ? — " NOW WHY you DIDN’T THINK OF THAT 2 3. Help build up ) (II III ------- r—7--- ç ; 2. Protect your throat YOUR ALKALINE RESERVE PLACE . 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