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About The Hermiston herald. (Hermiston, Or.) 19??-1984 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 5, 1936)
THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. Thursday, November 5, 1936 Quick Stitchery for the Home "Artist" THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE -sene Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS By Osborne Self-Chastisement QsQunç -J ust sonna LAGAI NIEHT? STEP DOWN To SOMETIMES I THINK THE CORNER FOR A FEW — MINUTES WELL-NOW- Nou wouldn ' t THE OLD ROLLING PIN WAS A GOOD IDEA FOR KEEPING HUSBANDS HOME A SIRONG - HEADED HUSBAND . OFEN NEEDS A STRONG ARMED WIFE --------- AND A Do that — RouGH/ HUSBAND WITH A STRONG ARME WIFE OFTEN NEEDS À STRONG- By C. M. PAYNE S’M ATTER POP—Ambrose Was So Busy He Nearly Forgot Lunch I i < Week’s Supply of Postum Free +o M=- Read the offer made by the Pos tum Company in another part of this paper. They will send a full week’s supply of health giving Postum free to anyone who writes for it.—Adv. 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