a TOAM», gEBMOTOg, o*yjo*-
of
Life Not Warranted
Pwwinsfafic V ie w
YOUR THEATRE
CLOTHES MAKE THE M AM
Is an old adage— b u t there** a lot
o f tru th In It To appear «ucoese-
ful and prosperous create* a favor
able impreaslon wlthout a doubht
And a bank account adds pres
tige t0 a man's standing in
h l*
community— is a credit assett
In
more way* than one.
Saturday - Sunday
March 13-14
The Ram shackle House
1 0 -3 0 O
First National Bank
Coming Next W eek
of Hermiston
Capital, Surplus and Undivided Prafito O ver $80,000
B. 'Swayia, Pre*.
B. Alezader, Vlca-Pre*.
A. H. Norton, Cashier W . L. Hamm, Asst. Cashier
The Road to Yesterday
C ecil B. D e M i l k P ro d u ctio n
25-eOo
YOUNG WIFE ATRAm
Burt Mullins
SALS
O ïl SALE— 1 Superior alfalfa d rill
n i two-bottom disk plow. C. H.
. .il.ljo y ,
25-4tp
FOR SALE— 2 fresh cows, m ilking
horthora*. W illia m D. Prior. 7 tf
A. Leather* buys and sells al
ia fa hay. Office In building for
merly occupied by Western Land
C o . and Hay Growers' Assn. Phone
31.
1-tfe
r’OR 8A LB —-A 7 room strictly mod.
ern house, fu ll basement an dgood
law n. Close to school. M igh t trade.
flee C. H . Skinner.
48-tfc
iTPBD CARS FOR SALE— Terms
given.
Plrcss
right.
Kellogg
Motor Co.
1 1-tfe
" I was afraid to eat because 1 al
ways had stomach ¿rouble after
wards. Since taking Adlerlka I can
eat and feel fine.” (signed) Mrs.
Howard. O NE spoonful A dlerlka re
moves gas and often brings surpris
ing relief to the stomach. Stops that
fu ll, bloater} feeling. Removes old
waste m atter from nteatlnes and
makes you feel happy end hungry.
Excellent for obstinate constipation.
M itchell Drug Company.
SNAPS
10 acres all alfalfa, small house,
well. No. 1 land, close In; $1500.
10 acres No. 1, close In, a* been
In alfalfa for years; $1200.
6 acres, good house, chicken sheds.
No. 1 land, $1000.
House in town to tra d * for small
acreage.
E. P. DODD
QUEEN ESTH ER CHAPTER No.
101, O, E. 8-, meet« second and
fourth Tuesday evening* of each
month at t : 00 sharp In Masonic hall
Visiting member* welcome.
Euthemta Jackson, W. M.
Kathryn L . Garner, Secretary.
C O N F E C T IO N E R Y
S T A T IO N E R Y
Announcment
I have purchased the con
fectionery known as P a t’s
Place and solicit a share of
your patronage.
V ' navard
V
RECLAMATION T-ODCIE N®. lo t, K.
o f F , Obeeta each ThuruJajr even io« in
Mack's Hall, «t 7:80 P. If. Viauinw
brother» cordially invited.
. U . Ife M illa n
Send It To The Laundry
Science proves that it is very »healthy to dry clothing in
doors, especially during damp or stormy weather when pneumon
ia is more or le u prevalent.
The Domestic Laundry offers the following services;
1— FINISHING DEPARTMENT
Our new and modern equipment makes It possible for us to turn
out * grade of finished work th a t Is a source of pleasure to our
many customer«.
2— ROUGH DRY
Need* no introduction.
Our rough dry patrons have more than
dougled In the past tw oyears.
-1
3— THRIF-T-SERVICE
I
I* the name of a new department which is meeting with great
popularity.
The fla t work, both towels, handkerchiefs, etc., are
Mr. Waldemar X. Pooh, Inventor and
manufacturer of the Double-Cross
bucket for catching lambs, writes as
follows: " I was Just a clerk when my
opportunity came. I had brought
some papers to the president of the
company—he was in conference, as
usual—when the third vice president,
the best-dressed man I ever saw be
fore he took to stripes, said: ‘Let ns
ask Pooh.’ The directors took one
look at me and laughed; but the third
vice president hushed their mirth.
“ ‘We are In desperate straits,’ he
said gravely. ‘Everything else has
failed. What have we to lose?'
“Then he turned to me and In the
tone of one who Is almost beaten, In
quired : ‘Poo i, what word of five let
ters means a cold dwelliDg-place? We
can only think of a New York apart
ment.'
«,
“For a moment the circle of worn,
tense faces upset me, but 1 pulled my
self together, ‘Igloo,’ I cried, and as
the room rocked 1 knew that my
chunce had come.”— Kansas City Star.
Dr. F. V. PRIME
DENTISTRY
Dental X-Ray and Diagnosis
Hermiston, Oregon
Bank Bldg.
Phone Connection»
News stand
Cigars and Tobacco
♦
S E R V IC E
Phone Res. 712
M ckenzie & lieuallen
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
T. H. Gaither
Has removed from his form er location in the
Bond Bldg, to
Room« 1, 2 and 3 Inland Em pire Rank B!d<.
TRANSFER AND DRAY
- •»*
Troy Laundry
Company
Pendleton, Oregon
QUALITY
SERVICE
Colonel
WM. F. YOHNKA
K Z DODD, B X U O R O V , 0 R W 0 V
Send us the price o f a y e a r'i
wbxcription if you are in Arrears
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Salem- -During January 3 * ¡jo r'-
building penult* were (sued tor
1«$,T$*.
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N
Residence second house west of the
Catholic church. Phone, 82-R.
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ANY AND
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Everthing
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FOR YOU
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Pendleton, Ore.
Hermiston
Transfer
We Haul
ANYTHING
ANYWHERE
ANYTIME
TELEPHONE 31
Vulcanizing
p a p e r w e d o job w ork
The Harald W ent
Treats all Domestic Animals In te r
state Stock Inspector
A
DO IT N O W
Subscription
E x p ir e d ?
DR. THEO. BELETSKI,
Veterinarian
FOUR TIMES A WEEK
SERVICE
We Want Yon
Can re t roa land most anywhere
you w ant to go.
Oregon
Office in First National Bank Bldg.
We Wash Everything But the
Baby.
Unable to Duplicate
Paper Made Long Ago
«
::
Physician and Surgeon
LAUNDRY
Legal B lanks for
Sale a t This Office
La Grande— New city well strikte,
artesian flow, 1000 gallons a min
ute.
Pendleton
JAMES L, SEARS, M. D.
Phone 461
”OW”
ed, waat sim ilar here.
30$ acre wheak ranch In G illiam
conty; wants aa alfalfa ranch.
Office 7*33
COUNTRY HAULS S0LICITE1
LOOK OUT FOR
SELF POISONING
Come A»
DR. W. W. ULSLEY
Osteopathic Physician and Surgeon
YOU WANT
D om estic Laundry Inc.
Has Your
W. J. W ARNER
Attorney-at-Law
Hermiston
: : :
Oregon
IF IT S
AUCTION SALES!
Rite of Fire Walking
Still Deep Myetery
C. C.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
Ironed carefully and ready to use. T fl wearing apparel is return
FOR SALE— 76V pound Primrose sep HERMISTON-PENDLETON STAGE
ed damp but woolens are dried s0 that no possibility of shrink
arator. Enquire In la n d Empire
SCHEDULE
Beloved Old G ottip
Lumber Co.
43 tfe Leave—
age exists. This service is being of fered aj 5c per pound plus lc
For 100 years the world has enjoyed
per piece.
H
|
Hermiston..8:00 A. M. andt2:45 P.M.
the Indiscreet and delightful confl
FOR SALE or trade 16 acres, part
Stanfield ..8:20 A. M. and 3:05 P.M
dences of Samuel Pepys, a writer Jn
A FEW IFS AND WHY!
alfalfa, p»rt orchard, and some In
the Mentor remarks. There Is a mar
Echo ........ 8:30 A. M. and 3:15 P.M
asparagus. For partculars call a t
velous array of women In the diary
Nolln
8:50 A. M. and 3:35 P.M
IF you Intend having an Auction,
Herald of fee.
7-tfc
women of station and artisans’ wives
Barnhart ..9:10 A. M. and 3:55 P.M
and
and jervlng maids and titles and ac
....9:20 A. M. and 4:05 P.M
FOR SALB— W h ite Leghorn Baby Rleth
tresses, and the wife who was only fif
I F you want to sell at good prices,
teen when she married him. He loved
Chicks. C. J. Vollva
23-6tp Ar. Pen...9:30 A. M. and 4:16 P.M
and
Leave—
them all, including his wife, of whose
I F you want an auctioneer who
beauty he was proud—and Jealous, too.
M ilk , butter, cottage cheese, heme Peudleton..l:00 P. M. and 4:30 P.M
can spealt German aa well as
He was stingy with her till shortly be
churned butterm ilk. H. E. Hanby. R ie th ....l:1 5 P. M. and 4:40 P.M
fore she died, along toward the end of
English,
26-2tp Barnhart ..1:35 P. M. and 4:60 P.M
the diary; but Pepys shows i l l s pride
Nolln ....1:40 P. M. and 5:10 P.M
W H Y the man you are looking for
in such an entry as this: “My wife ex
*O R
SALE— Clark Seedling and Echo......2:00 P. M. and 5:30 P.M
traordlnarily fine today In her flower
Marshall strawberry plants, 75c Stanfield..2:10 P. M. and 5:40 P.M.
Animal» G et Gopd Rood
tabby suit . . . everybody In love
per 100, or $5.00 per 1000. Joe Ar. H er.......2:30 P. M. and $:00 P.M
Old and womout horses In London,
with It, and Indeed she Is very fine and
are
bought
by
the
managers
of
the
Dyer.
27-tfc
Sunday schedule— Leave Hermis
handsome In It.”
Despite
Investigations
of
competent
ton! 10:30 A. M. 10avw Pendl'e- zoo, made fat and sleek, then slaugh
•’.or first class Weston mountain ton, 4:30 P. M. •-
tered and fed to the animals, the num observers, the famous Tahiti fire
Beautiful Redbird
ber of horses thus disposed of last walking ceremony still remains a se
Earliest of A ll and Netted Gem
Another name for the redhird Is the
year being 440. And the walrus col cret of a small company of natives In
pc'd potatoes w rite or phone F.
cardinal grosbeak. They are a pride
«The an Who Cries Sales
ony must have codfish, so nearly five the island of Ralatea, Tahiti.
It. Clifton, Weston, Ore.
27-3tc
The ceremony was given on thlp Is ful lot, these grosbeaks, and with rea
ton* were fed to them, besides 40 tons
Everywhere”
of herring, while other articles of food land recently for the first time In son'. The cardinal grosbeak Is first
cousin
to
the
blue
grosbeak,
the
scarlet
many
years
and
outsiders
were
not
for the animals Included 14,000 tins of
MISCELLANEOUS
His prices are reasonable and he does
milk, 128 pounds of honey, 258 pounds excluded from witnessing any stage plue grosbeak, the orange, white and
the business.
black
evening
grosbeaks
and
to
others
of ants’ egg«, 77 pounds of meal of the preparation of the fire p it
W A N T E D — Calves, beeves, hogs and
When the proper time comes and of the lordly tribe. In all the graces
worms, ISO bunches of onions, 213,000
Neglect
of
the
liv
er
results
In
self
ooultry. Phone or
w rite
Her
bananas, S4S gallons of fresh milk, the the celebrants pass through the Are, of bird Ufe they stand separated from Sale Dates can be had at ths office.
miston Market.
2 7 -ltc poisoning! Not so quickly, perhaps, food M il tor the yqpr reaching $50,000. any bystander asking permission may the common flock. Nature lavished Its
but Just aa surely a* I f you drank
—Adventure Magazine.
go through beside them without dis colore upon them, and the gift of
music wqs not forgotten. James Lane
tch, clock and Jewelry repairing. poison out of a bottle .It your liver
comfort
See Newell, next door to Sappers- t8 not doing It* work of heping diges
Outsiders who have passed through Allen gave, a tribute of praise to the
Sediment
Carried
to
Sea
beauty of the cardinal beside which all
18-tfe tion, elim inating w ast* from the
HERMISTON TIRE SHOP
I t Is generally believed that the the Are say they felt no sensation of other tributes are and must be futile.
bowels and purifying, the blood, you
heat
except
on
the
face,
although,
amount of sediment carried down by
ÎFRK Is headquarter* for Arm y w ill always bo troubled w ith sick the Mississippi river Is greater than when standing outside, the radiation
and “ Young” Nick
headaches, nausea, biliousness, bad that of any other river in the United made the pit difficult to approach.
-bore.
Those trying to solve the mystery
The use of the name “Old Nick" ap
breath, gas, sour stomach or constipa
States. A vast amount of this sedi
AND TIRE WORK
' Id Want Ada Bring Yon Resulta tlon.
ment Is brought Into the Mississippi have pulled out a large stone from the plied to Satan originated In the com
pit while the ceremony was In prog parlson drawn between the mschlna
by
the
Missouri.
I
t
Is
estimated
that
Cleanse and tone your liver! Put
ress and thrown ft Into a pall of water. tlons of hts satantc majesty and those
First Door West of
uurk’s for bargain*.
your system In condition so you feel a flood of 500,000 cubic feet per second The water would go up In steam. Some of Nlccolo Machlavelll, one of tire
carries Into the Mississippi about 120
Hermiston Light Co.
your very best again! T ry Just a
greatest
Florentine
statesmen,
born
also
have
tried
crawling
te
the
edge
of
cubic yards of sediment per second, or
'V E L IN G L A N D — Bee Peter Cae- spoonful of Dr. H . S. Thacher’s ex
more than 10,000,000 Ruble yards per the pit and touching one of the white 1409. He was crafty and dissembling,
trie, experienced and reliable, $ cellent Liver and Blood Syrup after day. I t Is estimated that 400,000,000 stones with the Anger. They were re a firm believer In "the end Justifies
BURKENBINE & DOSSER
the means.’’ Samuel Butier In I lls
miles narth of Hermiston.
4-tfc the next few meals and notice the cuMc yards per annum are carried warded with ugly burns.
Scientists who have seen the flre- “Hudlbras” In writing of Machlavelll,
quick improvement in the way you into the Mississippi from the Missouri
.IIT H ’S SECOND H A N D STORE— eat, sleep, look and feel— the return and that approximately the lame walklug have propounded a number of says "Nick Machlavelll had ne’er a
theories, but practical tests slways trick though he gave his name to our
You get more for your money, of strength, vigor and energy. You amount passes out Into the gulf.
failed to establish such explanations. old Nick.”
Isn't
th at
funny.
Furniture, w ill be completely satisfied; other
The ceremony, barking back to
Rainfall
in
Palestine
< loves and everything. Jnst w alk wise there w ill be no qost.
heathen times and the worship of old
O ld C hrittm at “Dance”
Palestine
Is
essentially
an
agricul
n and forget to ring.
35-tfc
gods, is frowned on by the mission^
One
beautiful feature of the “Mesa
tural country. Its rainfall averages 21 arles and the Christians among' the
de Gallo" In the great cathedral of
I A M IN T H E M A R K E T FOR VEA L, FREE! This Coupon is Good for Inches ■ year, which Is about aa much natives.
Hence It Is seldom per Seville is a strange mystical dance on
as California receives. Palestine baa formed, even In Ralatea, the place of
and hogs. Phone 36-W -3. D. D. Sample Bottle
“Interweaving the steps” by the choir
really only two sdasons in its year—a Us origin.
Follett-
23-5tp
boys, who thus dance before the high
Dr. Thacher’s Liver A Blood Syrup
dry one. In the summer, and the rainy
altar. This reverent dance, which Is
If presented before the supply for or winter season. The latter begins In
Always In the market for Veal, Beef.
given bat twice a year, Is marked by
HEMSTITCHING, PLEATING
October
or
November
with
the
“early
free distribtion Is already
given
the chanting of the choir boys, who
Pork and Mutton. J. C. Drwnlng,
away. Read the fu ll deal Is above, rain," and thereafter rain la frequent,
BUTTONS
carry tall lighted candles as they
Harmston.
7-tfe
Who ever thought when some of the cross and recross up and down the
and
then act at once, as this offer Is with occasional snow In the mountains,
until February. ’ In that month the bulky old volumes were published that
BUTTON HOLES
limited. Get a tria l size now by
wide choir steps. One of the occa
planting taken place. Then, in March bi time the few blank pages In front
Polands tor Profit«. «tilling«. 37tf
presenting this coupon to Mitchell
1 April, the “later rains" occur and In back would be the most valu sions Is the celebration of midnight
mass on Christmas eve.
Drug Company.
and start the crops along.
able part of the whole bookT
Mail orders promptly
T ry B u rk’s tor bargain*.
That time seems to have arrived, tor
attended to.
Put
Life
W
ork
First
It W o rn
It Is told that a distinguished British
LAND TRAM S
4 ODINO machine rolls at the Herald
The
honrs
will
come,
and
come
to
A ladles’ ready-to-wear «bop in which etcher spends many of his spare hours
office.
when
work I » 1' «’" «»d
THE SMART SHOP
I was working w o having Its spring searching through old book »toresi and i
7 U acres near Vancouver, all in
Ing. There were i isny wax models waste paper depositories for the mas- P«IP'totes ’r ith « * * : but perhaps they
Mrs.
R. L. Parker, Prop.
E A t ESTA TE E X C H A N G ES A N D
1 only come because we have been falth-
berries, garden, etc., good buildings.
Md up and srandicg around. alve and wholly unread volume of
82« Main St.
Pendleton, Ore.
TsrornA N C E
J M. BIGGS. R E W ants alfalfa tract.
ful,
with
a
certain
grlmness,
through
Crowds had been coming all afterneon. other days. For years he has been
ALTOR.
the
days
of
gloom.
Let
a
man
hold
to
200 acres B itter Root valley on
standing hi back of e woman and tearing out the clean leaves to get pa
all of a sudden saw her bind forward. per that Is paper, and I* not an as bis life work through mood snd mel
IC K S E R V IC E O N CLEAN IN G state highway.
ancholy. Let him hold to It through ♦♦♦♦osseo»»eee»o»»o»o»oo»v
I thought It w o -me of the wax sembly of all sorts of modern make
Good farm; w ant lower altitude
headache and through heartache. For
IN D PRESSINO. W e call tor
models falling, so Ma le a udden Arab shifts, which will disintegrate after a
he that observeth the wind will never
md deliver. Im perial Cleaners, and alfalfa-
years.
at her. My action we« ao abrupt, and
300 acres Union county, nice stock
The books, many of which are so sow; and be that regardeth the clouds
•bone I3 -W .
3$-tfi
w o so embarrassed, that I made It
will never reap.—G. H. Morrison.
ranch; wants land here.
worse by Hying, “Oh excuse roe, I dry and ponderous that some of the
to k e e p in m ind the
100 acres nt Colville; deep black thought you were s lam ar.”—M. L
leaves remain uncut, can be bought
R N E W AN D USED CARS— KM-
for
a
tow
cents.
The
paper.
It
la
mid.
In
Chicago
Trib
:ie.
soil,
fine
buildings.
W
ants
a
lfalfa
fact that in addition to
o«g M otor Co.
2-tto
Is not duplicated today, and. If It ;
land.
p
r in tin g th is new s*
were, the price would be prohibitive.
Î READ THE WANT A M
40 acres near Salem, well Improv,
Wm. Shaar, Agent
R. JL Brow neon.
X . R. and S .
CALL 25-J
Pooh Waited Long,
but Opportunity Came
M r.
l o d g e n o . zoa, 1. o . a
r.
«Mata each Monday .v a n ia « la Odd m i n i
hall. V ioitin« members ronlinllv invitad.
W. B. Loarhorn. Sac. J a .p er Tamplatan. N . O.
Krause’s
Chocolates _
The Best
in Candies
TO EAT ANYTHING
W1NT AOS
m
"Not to be born la beet, and next to
die as soon as possible." This was
the pessimistic view of life expressed
by Sophocles. Most philosophers and
Intellectuals of ancient times agreed
with him. Life was looked upon as
an enigmatic affliction rather than a
divine dispensation.
‘These diagnoses were based upon
a mere consideration of symptoms.
They were made in Almost complete
Ignorance of the underlying physical
| causes of human misery,” is the as-
j aertion made by Dr. Eugene Lyman
’ Fisk In Forbes Magazine.
“Many yean of experience In slft-
! Ing and sorting human types, in search-
! Ing for the causes of physical failure,
. have coni (need me of the falsity of
; this pessimistic philosophy. No one
would wish to live In a world abso
lutely devoid of struggle, pain, grief or
( suffering.
‘T h e world la as we view IL I f we
' view It through bilious colored spec-
I tacles It la a bilious world. I have
seen a man with big brain and dom
inant personality, fundamentally caps
ble of a Joyous, self-confident exist
ence, wholly transformed Into a pes
simistic and walling misanthrope by so A
crude a thing as flat foot. Others
have been similarly affected by pol
soned or Infected physical states, while
sometimes the reverse Is true and the
body suffers because they are un
happy; others are unhappy because
they slump.”
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in this lin e b e sure
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