Mark Twain Said:
The Epworth League will hold a
cooked food sale at Sapper’s store
on Saturday afternoon. May d.
Burt Mullin«
C O N F E C T IO N E R Y
"There are two times when a man
should not speculate. When he
can’t afford it and when he can."
If you feel the speculative “fever'-
coming on, consult a good Banker
Practitioner. Let him prescribe a
dose of "common sense talk."
Consult with one of our officers
before your "fever" gets "too high."
We may be able to ward off a ser
ious "set-back."
First National Bank
of Hermiston
Tom Jensen has leased the forty
acre tract north of town known as
the Strain place. Tom has a three
year lease and will improve the
place.
Prof. Day left today for Phillips
burg, Montana, where he will spend
the summer. Mr. Day will be em
ployed with a branch of the forest
ranger service. He will return here
in the fall to resume his school work.
W. L. Hamm, assistant cashier of
the First National bank in this city,
is taking hts annual vacation. Mr.
Hamm will spend the time "Jus
flshln."
Georgia Reeder Is now employed
as clerk at the Mitchell Drug Co.
Mrs. Harry Weseell, of Stanfield,
was a Hermiston visitor Wednesday.
Capital, Surplus and Undivided Profits O ver $90,900
B. Sways«. Pres.
R. Alexader, Vlee-Pree.
A. H. Norton. Cashier W. L. Hamm, Asst. Cashier
Jack Smith left recently for the
Horse Heaven country where he will
be empoyed by Bill Swltrler -round
ing up horses.
LOST— At Rebekah dance, a large
Rev. Henry Young returned Sat
feather corsage. Finder please
urday afternoon from Ashland where
leave at Herald office.
3S-lc
he was attending a session of the
AGENTS—Sell guaranteed hosiery grand lodge.
direct from mill to wearer; all
Mrs. Kopacz entertained Mr.
styles and colors; salary paid for
FOX SALB
full time or spare hours; no money Neary and family and Mr. and Mrs.
FOR SALE— New Perfection 3-bur-
needed for samples. International Swartout at dinner last Sunday. A
fine time was enjoyed.
oet oil stove, almost new. Can
Mills, 1038, Norristown, Pa.’
bv seen at Mrs. Sage's, Fourth and
REAL ESTATE EXCHANGES ANS
Gladys Ave. Mrs. M. S. Miller.
Jim Pearson went to Pendleton on
INSURANCE. J. M. BIGGS, RE business today.
38-tfc
ALTOR.
2(-tfe
CARB FOR SALE—Terms
Manager Sparks of the Prineville
given. Prices right. Kellogg ft WANTED— Phone, write or see W. theatre was In Hermiston Tuesday.
A. Leathers, when you have alfalfa
Sehlsake.
11-tfc
Mr. Sparks Is road showing the mov
hay for sale. In any quantity.
ie production "The Covered Wagon."
FDR SALB—Standard make 1 H
Phone 40-J-S.
8-tfc
He stated that Paramount who pro
horsepower gas engine. In good
duced the picture would not allow
order, $30.00. Wm. Leathers.
V arious D evice» to
him to play In any towns where It
22-tfc
T e st P reciou s Stone» had been shown. He has a moving
picture machine and other necessi
FOR RENT— Five room house on
With Increased facilities for faking ties for the screening of the picture
Gladys Ave., next to library. En diamonds and other precious stones,
and Is putting on shows in towns
quire A. W. Agnew, Phone 21-J-2. the traffic In imitation goods In thia
where there is no theatre.
line
of
business
is
Increasing
to
an
29'tfc
alarming extent, and diamond mer
Notice.
GOOSE EGGS, ten cents each, Til- chants and Jewelers nowadays have per
ford Stillings.
31-tfc force to devote a lot of time, and often
A11
members
of I. O. O. F. are re
expense, to the detection of the frauds.
quested to attend our annual Mem
When
once
a
Jeweler
suspects
the
Have several stacks good hay for
sale on the old Strohm Ranch, genuineness of a stone, be subjects it orial exercises to be bed at the M.
to various and sometimes very severe E. church in Hermiston Sunday, June
west side. Inquire M. Duty, R. testa When a stone, for Instance, la
14. Members of all braches of the
F. D.
31 placed in clear water, and starts to
order are urged to be at I. O. O. F
lose Its brilliance. It Is Immediately
I have a good driving horse, set of discarded as being spurious. Another hall at 7:30 on above date as it is
harness and buggy for sale. Name test Is to place a drop of water on planned to go to the church In
your own price. J. D. Waghorn, the g|m. If the globule breaks on be body. Grand Master Henry Young
Hermiston, Oregon.
37-tfc ing touched with the point of a pencil, will deliver the address.
the atone Is an Imitation.
W. R. Longhorn, J. S. West, M. L.
Sometimes a black dot is made on Watson, Committee.
BERRIES FOR SALE!— Gooseberries,
now ready, $1.35 crate; Clark a piece of white paper, and the pre
strawberries, $2.25; Logans, $1 50, cious stone held In front of It If
My Americar Wife
the dot appears blurred, the diamond
Dewberries, $2.00 per crate. If Is faked.
My American Wife, coming to the
by mall add 35c postage. Send
Another determining factor Is the Legion theatre next Saturday and
check or can send C. O: D. W. R. hardness of a stone. As Is well known,
Sunday with Gloria Swanson as the
Woodworth, Heights Berry Farm, a diamond Is one of the hardest-known
star is said to be one of the best
Estacada. Oregon.
37-3tc substances, and may be filed without
being scratched. An Imitation dia productions In which she has ever
FOR SALE!—Registered Jersey cow, mond, on the other hand, will crack appeared.
The story teems with thrills and
fresh soon. A. F. Belsse, phone and probably break up under the
weight of the file.
action
and Is a picture that the man
3»-W-3.
37-tfc
agement is glad to recommend.
Don’t mlse seeing Miss Swanson
Really Seemed Mother
KDGELLANEOVB
In this production. It is a special
Might Have Done That In
every sense of the word but the
Johnny was told by his mother not usual price of thirty and ten cents
STRAYED— One bay horse with rope
to leave the front yard In hie play. will be charged.
and halter on animal. Reward A few minute« later a chum came by
w ill be paid for furnishing in and asked him to go kite flying.
formation as to the whereabouts Johnny went to the gate, but remem
Orchards of Oregon stone fruits
of the horse. See Crowder at the bered bla mother’s admonition and re that are subject to brown rot should
Herald office.
39 mained In the yard.
be protected against early infection
Shortly after another chum with a
Shirts, nightshirts and pajamas red wagon asked Johnny to go to the originating from the spore cups de
made to your measure. 500 pat hill to play. Johnny walked through veloped by the old mummies In the
terns of the finest silks, madras, the gate and out on the walk. Then ground, says the experiment station.
and flannels to select from. Made he remembered his mother’s warning Continuously harrowing the orchard
soil throughout the blossom period
by Ferd Klaas Shirt Co. Imperial and returned to the yard.
Some time later temptation ap
Cleaners. Phene 53-W.
38-tfc peared again In the form of another destroy them and thus prevent spore
when the cups are developing will
chum . with two goats. He left the
I have some good pasture for rent. yard and was almost to the corner discharges. This stirring of the soil
should be repeated every two or
Inquire First National Bank. W il when his mother called him.
“Johnny,” she said. “I aaw yon three days..
liam D. Prior.
each time yon started to leave and
Burk is hearqusrtera for Army then aaw yon when yon did leave. Yon
remember what I told yon—not to
leave the yard.”
“Then, mother," be said, “If you
Serald Want Adi Bring Ton Results saw me eacb time, why didn’t you tap
on the window and help a fellow when
SMITH’S SECOND HAND STORES— temptation was so near?”
You get more for your money;
Isn't that funny.
Furniture,
The W itty W idow
stoves and everything. Jnst walk
An Irish sheriff bad to serve a writ
In and forget to ring.
35-tfc on a clever young widow, and, on com
ing to her residence, said very polite
Burk’s for bargains.
ly:
“Madame, I have an attachment for
WANTED— Msn or women to take you."
"You haveF said she, blushing.
orders for genuine guaranteed hos
iery for men, women and children. "Then 1 may tell you that your affec
tions are reciprocated."
Eliminate darning. Salary $71 a
It was the sheriff's tura to blush,
K ansas C .ty $67.00
week full time. $1.50 an hour and be explained.
76.50
St. Louis . .
spare time. Beautiful spring line.
"You don’t anderstand roe, madams.
81.00
Chicago . .
International Stocking Mills, Nor You must proceed to court.”
100.62
D etroit . .
“Well, I know It’s the year after
ristown, Pa.
3l-10tp
103.56
Cleveland
.
leap year," she replied, "but I'd rather
Washing« >n . 136.56
TRADE—Good Ford touring ear for you did the courting yourself."
142.40
New Yor :
“Madame,* he aald sternly, “this Is
freak cows or hèlfers. P. O. Bax
148.50
Boeton .
no
time
for
fooling.
The
Justice
Is
»81.
l»-tfc
waiting.”
centers. Final re- irn lbr • t October 3 1»
“The Justice? Well, I suppose I
1925. L ib eral st »/-over rrtwikoee V>-
FOR NEW AND USED CARS— Kel
must go, but It’s all so sudden, and,
logg ft Bchlmke.
2-$tc besides. Td much prefer to have a
WANT ADS
LEVELING LAND—Bee Petar Cas-
trte, experienced end reliable, 2
miles nerth of Hermiston.
4-tfc
for Frants.
Stillings. 27tf
GEARHART KNITTER— Anyone la-
tereeted please write Box 152,
Hermiston, Oreg.
20tfe
Try Bark’s tor bargains.
QUICK SERVICE ON CLEANING
AND PRESSING. We call for
and deliver. Imperial Cleaner«.
. Fboao $$-W.
»«-«<>
priest do It," waa the final answer.
Warning to Jay-WaUtors
S T A T IO N E R Y
A n n ou n cm en t
R E C L A M A T IO N L O D C B Ne. HL X.
P . ¡neet* each Thursday eveejag la
M a c k * H a ll, a t 140 PTtL VShise
brother« cordially invited.
W . H . M cM illan
R. A . Browaaaa.
K. R. and 8 .
C. C .
I have purchased the con
fectionery known as P a t’s
Place and solicit a share of
your patronage.
K rause’s
C hocolates
T h e Best
in Candies
Un-superstitious pedestrians often do this
—P roving that a post can divide tw o people
w ithout splitting their friendship. In the sam e
w a y experienced m otorists have proved to their
com plete satisfaction that Zerolene, a w estern
oil, w ill lubricate the m odem automobile engine
a s well or a little better than any oil they can buy,
although it costs leas than eastern lubricants.
The anti-western o il superstition
succumb» to experience
Zerolene is successfully lubricating more cars
in the Pacific Coast states than an y other oil
m a d e — lo w and high priced cars alike. T he
m ost advanced refining process is this Com
pany’s patented high-vacuum process, during
the use o f w hich Zerolene is subm itted to 15
positive checks for quality. Zerolene’s special
filtration through 40 tons o f Florida Fuller’s
Earth giv es you an oil o f absolute purity— a
better oil even if it does cost less!
Less carbon—better fu e l mileage
Zerolene will increase the pow er and gaso
line m ileage o f y o u r car, reduce carbon ac
cum ulation in the cylinders and lengthen the
w orking life o f the engine.
W h y pay tribute to a superstition? I n s i s t
o n Z e r o le n e — ask for it by n a m e .
G et the Facts!
A series o f independent and impartial reports
sh ow in g the experience o f large users with
Zerolene h as been collected in our booklet,
" W h y P a y Tribute to a Superstition?” A sk any
Standard Oil Com pany representative or Zero
lene dealer'for a copy.
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
(C A L IF O R N IA :
ZE ROLE N E ]
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“Advertising is the education of
the public as to what you are, where
you are, and what yon have to offer
in the way of skill, talent or com
modity. The only man who should
not advertise is the man who has
nothing to offer the world in the
way of commodity or service."
— Elbert Hubbard.
Dr. W. M. KELLY
of Spokane, Wash.,
— with
Dr. P. V. PRIME
Hermiston, Oregon
Evenings and Sundays by Appoint
ment.
W. J. W ARNEE
Atto rney-at- Law
Hermiston
: : :
Oregon
DR. W. W. ŒLSLEY
UMATILLA RAPID TRANSIT CO. Osteopathic Physician and
E. R. Fell, Umatilla, Oregon
Phone Res. 712
Offte» T ifi
Phone Umatilla. 3 8 -J -ll
Operating Stages Between Pendleton
and Umatilla
M c K EN ZIE & T.(F.nft^||.g!E
Eye. Ear, Nose and lS ftè t
Effective March 15. 1925
Leave—
Umatilla...... $:30A.M. and 4:00 P.M
HermUton.. 8:60 AM. and 4:20 P.M
Stanfield.. 9:15 A M. and 4:40 P.M
Echo.......... 9:30 A M. and 4:50 P.M
Ar. Pen.....10:46 A M. and 5:50 P.M
Leave—
Pendleton . 1:00 P.M. and 6:30 P.M
Echo.......... 2:10 P.M. and 7:30 P.M.
Stanfield ... 2:25 P.M and 7:40 P.M
Hermiston.. 2:45 P.M. and 8:00 P.M
Ar. Umatilla 3:00 P.M. and 8:20 P.M
One round trip Sundays: Leave
Umatilla 8:30 A. M.. leave Pendleton
5:30 P. M.
Fare— Hermiston to Pendleton
$1.45. round trip $2.45.
le c iti« « la the
Has removed from hi«
a
Room* 1. 2 and 3 IrtlAÄd E m p ira !
Oregon
Pendleton
DR. THEO. BELETSKI,
Veterinarian
Treats all Domestic Animals. Inter*
state Stock Inspector
Residence second house west of the
Catholic church. Phone, 82-R.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS
In The County Court of the State of
Oregon for Umatilla County
In the Mattel of the Estate
WHEN IN
of
P
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N
D LETO N
Caro Fancher Rowe. Deceased.
MAKE
YOUR
Notice is hereby given that he
IIE A D Q D A R T K R S
undersigned has been appointed ad
-X T -
mlnlstratrlx ot the estate of Caro
Fancher Rowe, deceased, and has
western
AUTO CO.
qualified as the law directs. AU
Cottonwood
and
Water St».
persons having claims against said
estate are required to present the
COMPLETE GARAGE SERVICE
same to me at the office of W. J
Tires— Tubes— Aocessorie«
Warner, my attorney, in Hermiston, ALWAYS OPEN
PHONE 880
Oregon, with proper vouchers, with,
Tom Swearingen, Mgr.
in six months from the date hereof.
Dated this 2nd day of April, 1925.
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YOU MAY WIN $1,500.00
If you are able to make the most
words out of the letters contained in
the words 'rTOILET NECESSITIES.”
A total of $3,000 in cash prizes will
be awarded to competitors in this
Great WORLD-BUILDING CONTEST
Send stamp for circular and rules.
Address, Sheffield Laboratories, Dept.
12, Aurora, Iliinots.
To S e e Us
M a tto « a l IJ a r fc - ¿ a *
annBEKr fare to th: ? new W on*
dertend o í < oior K t w Hw ra
UtflOu W h y net tabs i t In on
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The association of
Legal Blanks for
Sale at This Office
In the Connty Court of the State of
Oregon for Umatilla County.
In the Matter of the Estate
of
Benjamin F. Strohm, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned has been appointed ad
ministrator of the estate of Benja
min F. Strohm, deceased and has
qualified as the law directs. All
persons having claims against said
estate are required to present the
same to me at the office of W. J.
Warner, my attorney, in Hermiston,
Oregon, with proper vouchers with
in six months from the date hereof
Dated this 2nd day of April, 1925.
GEORGE STROHM.
(31-Stc)
Administrator
WHAT IS ADVERTISING!
ANNOUNCING
Ntuls ¡land
Cigars and Tobacco
Insift on
TEEOW L
even ifitd o a
LESS
ot
—AND—
AMMUNITION
A FULL U N E
CATARRHAL DEAFNESS
la ofton caused by an Inflamed
of the m ucous lining of the F
Tub«. When this tub« Is Infl
have a rumbling sound or
hearing. U nless the Inflammation ana
be reduced, your bearing m ay be de
stroyed forever.
HALL'S CATARRH MED1CINB will
do what w s claim for It—rid your i
of Catarrh or D eafness cai
Catarrh HALL'S CATARRH M l
has been successful In the treatment of
Catarrh for over Forty Tsars.
Sold by all druggists.
V.
J. Chaney r ft Co . ' Tolsdo, O.
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U m
Professional story tallen, hired by
the government, are spreading warn
Aak fo r free > Jdet ¿eacriptive
ings on the Shanghai streets te cure
o itb e a e fa m • . « i w r t e .
the Chlneee of Jay walking. One of
these stories follows: "Now the swift
___ I t coats n«j
motorcar and the clanging street ear
"aad w il l s a v e y o t -
are Just like tigers, and If you «Io not
b M b C
cere te watch the policeman at the
F C. Woughter,
corner and obey his signals you will
Agent.
not live to grow up sad acquire many
sons, too, so that your ancestral tab Hermiston, Oregon.
lets will be untended. The road la
Wm. McMurray,
like a tiger's mouth; from Its eastir
General Passenger Agent Portland,
keep away"
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Printing.
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