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9*» Wmotatim Orralfc raxr T^preigy at Har» Miatpa. U m stnia Couaty, Oregon By Raymond Crowder, Editor and Maa- agar. • Btotsred aa second class mattba, DeeeoAer ISO! at tha postsfflca at H eraisten, Oregon. WAR’S EFFECT OM MEMORIES DINOSAUR TRACKS IN EAST FIN CHARGED WITH VENOM 1,M Btatlatloa Shew T h a t Mere Artlelea Are Laat In Parle Than ha- fare tha Cenflict. The w ar has had a bad effect on people's memories, according to the officials of the Paris lost property of flcp. In the last year, 40,000 um brellas hare been left la public con reyancee—double the prewar number Subscription la te a Nearly 28,000 pocketbooks have been r o t Ong Taa» \ m « m returned, whereas the average number For S ix M onths ____________$1.00 before the w ar was about 10,000. More Payable In Advance. than 20,000 w rist watches are turned In annually, andKahout aa many hand Classified or Loaal Advertisiag bags. The amount of lost and found 19 cants per lfrte tor firs t iaset (loa. Jewelry baa Increased enormously. M in im u m charge 26 eeifts. Hubsa- T he officials believe that thia In crease In the bualnese of the lost prop quent Insertions 5 s e n tí por Im e. erty office Is not at all due to the greater honesty o f finders In turning In what they discover, but that It Is caused by the excitement and suffer Inga of the w ar days and the strain of the years that have followed the conflict. The average mind and the average nerves o f today ore not what ! they were ten years ago. Some curious requests are received at the lost property office. Kace-track 1 followers w rite In and ask the possl ! bltlty of getting a pair of field gla found on a race-course, believing thnt poqpetslon of such a pair would bring them good Inch. But the prize let ter was that o f an Englishman who. In a crisis of sea-sickness In the Med iterranean, knocked his portfolio out G E N U IN E of Ids pocket, and wrote to ask I f bv any, chance "his valuable papers had been discovered In the belly of some fish sold In tha Parts markets.— De- DUR H A M . t r d t N ew s TOBACCO -------,<__ $$.os 50 OOQP CIGARETTES c “B ull ” Remains sf Prehistoric Animal Found Hear Old Heme ef President »und Id tha B Carries Poi- James Monroe. Strange three-toed tracks found In blocks e f sandstone quarried to mu Me a walk la front of the former home of President James Monroe at "Oak H l i r near Aldle, London county, a ll miles from Leesburg, Va„ have been declared by scientists to be the foot prints made In the sand by a gigantic reptilian dinosaur fifteen million years ago. While dinosaurs are chiefly known from reconstruction of fossil bones found In the western states, where these pre-hlstortc creatures were ap parently moat abundant, many tracks of these creatures hare been found In eastern states before, although few re mains of tlie fossil reptiles themselves have yet come to light In the East. The first evidence of dinosaurs was turned up by a farmer's plow In Con necticut In 1802, and was In tlte form of Impressions sim ilar to the footprints In the sands of geologic time Just un earthed near Leesburg. At that time, these mysterious trucks were thought to belong to some unknown bird and became known as the tracks of Noah’s raven. Later investigation and the finding of skeletal remains of the di nosaurs In the West In 1870 showed that extinct reptiles of gigantic size had made them. The finding of these fossils where President Monroe once lived has re called to historians that Thomas Jef ferson, another president from Virginia and a close personal and political friend of Uonroe'a, was on of thia fossil bunt'ers and himself discovered what he termed | Ueg, i „ nyXi or -»The Great C|uw>~ „ T he weovor, ar sting bull, as it to sometime« called, to a Osh native of the Mediterranean. T h a word weaver to a derivattoo of the French La Viva, and was In all probability conferred upon It In recognition o f Its tenacious hold on life a fte r being removed from the water. Like all deep sea fish It takes a long time to die. Its means of defense and offense are carried In a ffve-polnted fin heavily charged with venom, situated Immedi ately behind the head. On each gill plate It carries a poisoned dagger h alf an Inch long, which It to able to send out st right angles to the body. A etlng from these fine Is most painful, and the flesh surrounding the punc ture a t once assumes a dark purple color, while the limb swells to an alarming ex te n t Its food consists of the young fry o f other fisli, and It only feeds when the sun to shining. In dull weather It burrows Into the sand, completely covering the body, with the exception of the five-pointed fin on the back. It Is delicious eating. But of course, care Is required to see that the head has been taken off properly. In Spain there la a heavy penalty for exposing the fish for sale without removing any spine likely to give a bad wound.— Detroit News. 12-5tc »■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■I Z O E T H H O U SE R , S h e riff. By T . B. B u ffin g to n , Deputy. NOTICE OF SH jatlF S SALE UHDEX EXECUTION Notice Is H ereby G iven, T h a t by v irtu e of an execution and order of sale issued out of the C irc u it Court o f tbs State o f Oregon, In and for the County o f U m a tilla , and to me directed and delivered upon a ju d g ment and deerse rendered and en tered In said court on the 19th day of November, 1 9 2 J, in favor o f W estern as Irrig a tio n Company, a corporation, P la ittff, and against W . J. Staplsh and C la ra StajJbih, his w ife , John D. W atson and M a ttie C. W atson, hla w ife . Defendants, fo r the sum of F o u r H undred N in e ty -n in e and 16- 100 ($ 4 9 9 .1 5 ) Dollars, w ith Interest thereon a t the ra te of six per cent <6 per c e n t) per annum fro m Novem ber 19, 1923, and the fu rth e r sum of Seventy-five ($ 7 5 .0 0 ) D ollars a tto r ney’s fees and fo r N in e D ollars and 70-100 (J 9 .7 0 ) costs and disburse ments, w hich said decree. Judgm ent and O rder o f Sale has been docketed and enrolled In the office of the C le rk of said C ourt, and W hereas, by said judgm ent, decree and order of sale it was directed th a t the fo llo w in g described real proper ty In U m a tilla County. Oregon, to- w lt: T he N ortheast q u a rte r o f the Southeast q u a rte r (N ES4 of R E ’/.i ) of Section 2, T w p . 3, N. R. 27, E. W . M ., together w ith the w a te r rig h t app urten ant MGHIBITED THEUSEOFCOA'L TUVIIIWIIUV .in n u v l v r w v n k SOUTH SEA ISLAND WEDDING thereto, to -w it: A w ater rig h t o f one m iners Inch per acre for King Edward Edward | , . ef sf England Ordered M« rrl*«« Arrangements sf Laborers I Pre|ll»t°ric giant sloth which lived hun- dreils of thousands o f years ago, but each acre o f said lands, as set Have to Bo First Sanctioned by Execution ef Man Found QuHty s f several million years later than tbs W hits Man In Charge. fo rth and described In the w a te r Burning Bituminous Fuel. dinosaurs.— Kansas City Star. rig h t contract from W estern “T he marripge arrangements of In 1306 King Edward I of Englnnd Land & Irrig a tio n Company to Issued a proclamation making the use the laborers bare are a great source FISH THAT SHOCKS ITS PREY W . J. Staplsh, recorded In U m a of Joy to me. A ll marriages have of coal as fuel la London a capital of t illa County. Oregon. In Volum e Io be sanctioned by the white man fense. Whenever an Enemy Approachee the 81 01 Deeds at page 77. One case Is on record where an ac In charge, and It to hers that the fun Torpedo It Emits From Its Body comes In. As the man Is too shy or be sold by the s h e riff of U m a fllla cused was tried, found guilty o f burn a Kind of Electricity. Ing coal, condemned und promptly exe too proud to come and say bs wants County, Oregon, to satisfy said Judg such and such a woman, generally cuted. m ent and decree and a ll costs. The torpedo, or electric ray, grows I ’rof. V. 8. Bubaslnlan, professor of one o f the wqmen (not the selected to a large size, sometimes weighing I w ill, on the 29th day of Decem one, Is deputed to come to me. I hear orgunlc clieiqlytry at Lehigh univer seventy or eighty pounds. T ills pe ber, 1923, nt the hour of eleven a sort of cough-giggle, and then out sity. who Is Just cosipletlng extensive culiar fish has a nearly circular body, o’clock in the forenoon of said day, research work on coal tar derivatives, on the verandah I see a woman, a short tall and a very small mouth. dressed up In her beet I take no no at the N o rth door of the Court House recounts several amusing Incidents. The buck Is brownish In color and tbs • n Pendleton, In U m a tilla County, The Invisible guseous products of tice, or she would run away. A fter underneath parts are white. about ten minutes aha w ill come the combustion of coal were curly pro Britain's First Church. Oregon, sell the rig h t title , and In T he torpedo obtains Its name from nounced detrimental to health and veg sidling In. Then I ask her what she Its power of giving a violent shock, According to tradition, Jc-scph of terest th a t said defendants had In ntatlon. Resentment became Intense wants, and she pitches ms a long- elmllar to ati electric shock, to any Arimuthea reached the shores of hnd to the above deserlbed property when ladles of rank, their fa ir faces winded yarn’ full o f giggles and smiles. thing with which It comes Io contact Britain In the year of the Christian on M ay 4, 1908, or since then have made faire r by liberal appllciirtcns of I don’t catch more than one word In Whenever an enemy approaches the era 81, settled at Glastonbury with ken, hut Just listen for names. Then powder, underwent a curious change eleven companions, and built the first acquired, a t public auction to the fish emits from Its body a kind of elec of complexion whenever they sat near I tell her »0 send the boy to me. He, tricity, which Incapacitates the attack chnrch. Its length was 60 feet aDd highest blddor for cash la hand, the I know, Is waiting st tbs gats, but a coal fire. Its breadth 26 feet. The walls were proceeds to he applied in satisfaction er Immediately. In enpturing Its food he takes quits ten minutes to get The nature o f the smoke and odor mnde of twigs and branches twisted of said execution and a ll costs. the torpedo fish finds this power of Into the house. Then the blushing from burning coal remained a mystery together a fter the ancient custom. Dated this 24th day of November, use. Being very Inactive. It cannot bride Is pushed in by all the other nntll a fter the middle of the Seven Professor W illis, In his “Architectural 1923. pursue the small fish which form Its teenth century, when an alchemist de- women, and I perform the ceremony. d ie t so It lies In wait until they swim History of Glastonbury Abbey," re Z O E T H H O U S E R . S h e riff. vlsed an Ingenious process of besting This consists o f w riting on a piece of close by and then throws out Its pow cords that “on the spot where the pres 12-5tc By T . B. B u ffin g to n , Deputy. paper: *1, Tanolspe. do take Pous coal In the absence ef air. Tlie liquid I ent church stands there existed a erful shock, which Instantly renders obtained was-known as “oil ef oonl," slba for three years.’ The couple a f them helpless. structure o f twisted rods, or bundles, and wag sold as a most potent remedy fix their mark, and off they go.”— which was believed to have beeu built NOTICE OF SHFUFF’S SALE OF I f a person touches this strange fish “Isles of mualon.’’ for many ailments. PPOPFPTY ON EXECUTION os a Christian oratory, and reported to he la attacked by cramp, which affects Notice Is ke-eby r ’ ven th a t by v ir Then followed the Isolation of large bs the earliest church In B ritain. It the stomach, producing a kind of con W ear Husbands* Skulls. quantities of Mie highly Intlntnmiihle bore the name of ‘Vestua Bcclesla,’ the tue of a W r it o f Execution Issued vulsion. For this reason the torpedo There is to bs found In tha Adulman gas. "spirit of coal.“ When coal Is ’Old Church,' and was dedicated to the from the office of the C le rk of the Is sometimes known as tbs “cramp distilled for ninm lasllng gas It yields Islands In the Bay of Bengal a rnce fish."— Detroit News. Virgin M ary," C ircu it Court o f the State of Oregon sn enormous quantity of black of pigmy people who bejleve that every for U m a tilla County and to me direct sticky by-product, now known ns coal child Is born with evil spirits within Scotch and English. Where Brides Are Stolen. ed on a Judgment in said Court ren him or her. 80 the mother, every two tsr. Four separate wrecks had cast up The men of Ball, an Island In the dered on the 26th day of November, or three months, lets the spirits escape In 134B Mnnsfleld Isolated a most Im four men on a lonely Island of the portant compound, benim e. In tills by through cuts which she Inflicts on the Indian archipelago, still, as they did 1923, In favo r of the H e rm W o n Com South seas. There were two Scotch product. In IS C -aa " year-old In body of the child. As a result all the centuries ago, secure their wives by pany, a corporation, a , p la in tiff and men and two Englishmen. A fte r sev purchase or capture. An exchange of vestigator produced the first artificial 1 men and women of the ieland have eral years a passing steamer hove to against the A lle n U m a tilla F r u it their entire bodies covered with scare. ardent glances In temple or market dye from coal tnr. and took the four men aboard. Sandy Company, a corporation, as defend From IRflO to the present day the ! The women of the Islands wear the place, and perhaps a few clandestine and Donald found their way to tlie ant for the sum of R 8 7 .1 7 w ith In . meetings, tell the lover if the lady Is research chemist has subjected coal J skulls of their dead husbands as lov- skipper’s cabin and in telling their ex tor to the moat seArchlng scrutiny lnK souvenirs. When a man dies the j not adverse to abduction. He knows, terest thereon a t the ra te o f 7 per perlences Sandy said: “It would however, that If he Is caught In the known to modern science. Ilia effort« ' little people blow on his face to say cent per annum from M a rr h 1, 1919, grieve yon, mon, to see the English have been rewarded b.v the discovery - <°°d-by, bury him, and then desert act of cnrrylng her off her willing men. Never a word did they speak and the fu r th e r sum of H 5 .0 0 a t ness will not satisfy father or brother; of no less than ISO Intermedlntea from ,he camp In which they are living all tlie time they were there; they torney’s fees; and the fu rth e r sum so he lays his pinna carefully and which are produced the most gor- A fter several months they came back, were not Introduced.” "And hoo did of $487.18 w ith Interest thereon at smuggles her away In absolute secrecy. geous colors, the deadliest polsotyi. the <I,i °P the bones and wash them In ye lads muck o o t f Inquired the skip the ra te of 7 per cent per annum A fter a few days In hiding the groom most powerful explosives, solvents. In- t,ie * e*- Finally they hold a dance per. "Aye, mon, the dee I found Don from M arch 1, 1919 and the fu rth e r sends a friend to his bride's parents sulstore, substitutes for sugar, per- ,n honor of the dead man’s skull, paint aid on the beach we organized a Calc fumes, tanning materials, flavoring ex- 11 w ,th **d ochre and white clay, and to ask their forgiveness. Though the ■um of 675.00 a tto rn e y ’s fees and donlan society, a golf club and a Pres tracts, accelerators, photographic do- <*’ • 11 »fid the Jawbonee to the chief messenger Invariably Is received with ~oets and disbursement;, taxed at byteerlan church.”—Capper's Weekly velopers, antiseptics, antipyretics, an- ' mourners, who wear them about their great show of hostility, the culprits 344.65, w hich jud gm ent also orders usually are forgiven. But If the third slgesles, diuretics and purgatives.— necks on fiber strings, Ilka huge stones 'h e sale of th e follow in g described Kansas City Star. I on a necklace. visit of the "go-between" Is without re NOTICE OF SHEHIFF’S SALE real property In U m atil'.a County, sult, the lover and his bride are UNDER EXECUTION doomed to banishment from their vil Notice la hereby given. T h a t by Oregon, to -w lt: T he N ortheast Q uar- Bans« sf Small. CAVE MEN RULED BY WOMEN Experiments with men and women | lage und people. by v irtu e of an execution and order er of the N o rth w est Q u a rte r o f the of sale Issued out of the C irc u it Southeast Q u a rte r of Section 33, Tp. Female’s Cunning and W it Outcome as to their sense of smell showed that T a tty Coffee. camphor was usually associated with Court of the State of Oregon for ’> N. R. 29 E. W . M „ and ti e Rnnth- of Her Lack of Physical Strength, French coffee, Turkish coffee. Bus- old clothes and cupboards, but with U m a tilla County, and to me directed iast Q uarter of the N orthw est Q uar Say French Professors. •<Inn coffee, all have had their vogue one subject It aroused a sense of fear and delivered upon a jud gm ent and te r o f the Southeast Q u a rte r of Sec among those who are eonstimtly seek tion 33, Tp. 5 N. R. 29 E . W . M. Recent research hy some French xnd a sensation of darkness and suf Decree rendered and entered In said ing the blznrre; but In "A ll About Cof professors Into the ways of women of focal Ion. I t was found that this sub I w ill at the hour of 2 o'clock In , fee" Is found a recipe which should Court on the 19th day of November 100,000 year« «go have given an unex Ject had been shat ap In a dark wnrd he weird enough to satisfy anyone's 1923, in favo r of W estern Irrig a tio n the afternoon on the 12th day Janu robe as a child and bad completely perted Jolt to preconceived Ideas. taste. It Is "Judge" W alter Rumsey’s Company, an p la in tiff, and against D ary, 1924, a t the west door of the forgotten the Incident until It waa rw They declare that woman In llie days ’new and superior way of making cof F. M ustard, as defendant, for the sum U m a tilla Copnty Court House In Pen- : Ross oil occa of our ceve-dwelling ancestors was re called by the smell. fee" ua given In 1057. “ You must take of T hree H undred S ix ty ($ 3 8 0 .0 0 ) lle to n , U m a tilla county, Oregon, sell garded as of the more Important sex. sinned a sansa of fear In one subject, an equal quantity o f butter and aallet- Dollars, w ith Interest thereon at the a ll the rig h t, t itle and estate held or Men held a secondary position, tol and this waa due to tbs fact that he oyle, melt them well together, but not rate o f six per cent (6 per c e n t) per had met with a motor accident on a owned by the said A lle n U m a tilla erated for the sake of the food and country road In July outside s house tuiyle them. Then stlrre them well annum from the fire t day o f June, skins provided. that they mny Incorporate together 1920. and fo r T h irty -fiv e and 40-100 F ru it Company In and to the above where roses were growing plentifully. Women ruled, nnd were Inventors described N E ’A N W U S E U Section Then melt together three rimes as (6 3 5 .4 0 ) Dollars costs and disburse 33, Tp. 5 N. R. 29 E. W . M . and at j of the earliest arts nnd sciences. It much honey, and stlrre It well to Tim e te Quit. waa the woman's Ingenuity which de Add thereunto powder of ments, w hich said decree. Judgment aid tim e and place I w ill also separ At a party a necklace a woman was gether. vised snares for animals nnd made Turkish Cophle, to make It Electuary." and order of sale has been docketed ately sell a ll the rig h t, title and es. wearing was much admired. She took plans for storing fo.-d against times Rutter, salad oil, honey and coffee and enrolled in the o fffic e of the la te owned or held by the said Allen of scarcity. Women taught ways of It off to show It better end It was mixed I clerk o f said C ourt, and ninklng clothing from skins of nnlmals passed from hand to hand. Later, It U m a tilla F ru it Company in and to W hereas, hy said Judgment, decree and by the efforts of their hrnlna Im was not forthcoming. the above described S E ’4 NWV4 “The Joke Its« gone fa r enough,” Snuff Taking Dies. and order of sale It was directed that proved the lot of nil the human race. S E U Section 33, Tp. 5 N. R. 29 E. said the host. “I w ill put this sliver In days gone hy snuff taking was Woman’s cunning and wit were the the fo llo w in g described property tn W . M ., Inclu din g such Interest as cufcoi-.n o f her 'nek of physical dish upon the table, turn out tlie elec general and considered a [mllte act U m a tilla County, Oregon, to -w lt: tric light, count one hundred, and ex Polite people offered snuff Just as men was owned by said A llen U m a tilla strength, which obliged her to resort The Southwest q u a rte r of the pect to find the necklace on the dleh now offer cigarettes. However. It Is F ru it Company in the above describ to strategy rather than fore«, Southwest q u a rte r ( S W U of not entirely a thing of the past. An On the whole, the prehistoric worn when I turn up the light." ed pieces ot property on the 1 2 th day When he turned up the light the dleli English w riter says that many persons SW14 ) of Section 5, Tow nship ■ a apparently held the same position of January, 1911. or th a t it has sine« engaged In night work still use It, and 4. N . R. SS, E. W . M ., together and ruled man In the same manner had also vanished I then acquired, a t public auction to some ministers of religion. And s that ah« does today, according to these w ith the w a te r rig h ts of fo rty the highest bidder for cash In hand, Presenting a Scapegoat few old ladles, who leurned the habit professors— Detroit News. "John, wake up.” whispered hl» when It was much more prevalent than m iners lnche„ app urten ant there tha proceeds o f the sale of the prop to, as specified la the contract wife. "There’s a burglar In the It Is now, still d in g to their snuff e rty rtrrt above described to he ap H ie U nexpected Reason. house." entered In to between the W est- hnxee and take a pinch now and tlien. plied to Ihe satisfaction o f th a t por A fte r a violent quarrel the betrothed "W ell, what do you want me te do— The Jar In which David Garrick's ern Land A Irrig a tio n Company tion o f the execution re fe rrin g to coupla had decided to pert. During a get up and run the rlak ef helo» special brand uas kept Is still pre and D. F. M ustard on the 26th the firs t sum of $48 7.1 7 w ith In te r pntah'tixte scene the girl tore the dia-, killed r day of A p ril, 1610, served. Rut the days when every buck r . ' T ’ . r . - ' - rrl " ? . '^ r_ " n“''r *h ,v w l “No- hu‘ « f« « And I» I M « » ra . est thereon as above set fo rth and snd heuu carried Ids box are gone, und he sold by the s h e riff of U m a tilla It on llie floor st his f-et lug that somebody's gone through yuai there seems to be little prospect of County. Oregon, to satisfy said Judg. the fu rth e r sum of $75.00 a tto rn e y ', Calmly the young follow picked up pockets, don't blame me." their return. fees together w ith eoets, and the pro the ring, dusted It with his handker ment and decree and a ll costs. ceed» of the sale o f the property last Chief snd placed If carefully In Ills Fourteen M iles In N ine Years, I w ill, on the 29th day of Decem Figures W ere N ot Th era. above described to be applied to the packet. Augusto Italdenweck, a merchant of The class bail lieen told to draw a ber. at the hour o f eleven o'clock. In satisfaction o f th a t portion o f the "F °," he remarked, coolly, “you have Colmar, Germany was In Metxevsl on picture o f a river with two figures stt the forenoon o f said day, a t the Jilted me. Who I ih s supplanted m e’ " August 8, llll I, and from there mailed ting on (he bunk Going round the N orth door of the Court House in Pen execution re fe rrin g to the last sum “I don't like to tell you," she an- a postcard to a friend, Paul Hats, ofll class the teacher «mine to a boy who dleton, U m a tilla County. Oregon, sell of $467.18 w ith Interest thereon as ■wered. averting her face. cer of the One Hundred and Seventy- had finished his drawing. She looked all Ihe rig h l, t itle and Internal said above set fo rth and the fu rth e r ram “T etl me," be Insisted, first regiment of Infantry at Munster, at his pnper snd was surprised to find D. F, M ustard had In and to the $75.00 a tto rn e y *, fee«, together “ No.” a »mall town near Colmar. The card only a river. above described property oa tha 26th w ith costs and disbursements. “Give me Ids name snd address." n eier reached Its destination, but on "W hy, Jack," she said, "where are day of A p ril, 1616, o r since then has Dated thle 3 0 th day of Novem bar “ No. Percy, no." said the girl- “ Ton July 7 of this year It waa returned to the two people I told you to draw?*' acquired, a t public suction to the 1923. want to kill him. I know I” the sender in Colmar, thus taking nine ’•"'e tl, y.m see. miss." ho answered. “No, I don’t." replied the hnslne««- years lo travel 14 miles. The distance highest bidder for rash la hand, the Zoetb Houaer. "I'm not very goo<t at drawing people Use Percy. “ I only want to sell him from Metxevsl to Munster Is about proceeds to be applied i a satisfaction S h e riff of U m a tilla County, Oregon. so I ion op a notice: 'Treapasaers the ring." three miles, and from Munster to Osl- o f said exeru t Ion and a ll coats. will be prusecuteA’ “ By T, B. B u ffin g to n . msr It Is I I mile«. Dated this 34th day of November. U - 5 t e i Deputy. NMMMMM^M^MWNMMW^M^^M Valuable Dog. “Expect they had some fine pups at the dog show,” remarked Johnson, “but I have a dog at home I wouldn't ex.cbange for the best of ’em.” “W hat breed Is h e r “Don’t know exactly, but I cell him e coaly." “Collie, you meanT" “No, I mean Just what I say— coaly. Money wouldn’t buy that dog. You see, several years ago I trained him to bark at the railw ay trains as they passed onr house. T h a t’s his business —barking at trains. H e annoys the railway men so much that every stoker on the line has sworn to k ill him. Ob, but he Is a valuable dog!” “I can’t see where the value comes In." “No? W ell, you could I f you were In my place and had all the coal you could burn and some to sell thrown off a t your back door free o f cost." s ■ I WE EXTEND TO 0UK MANY FATK0NS A I Happy New Year HOPING THAT THE NEW TEAK WILL BE A PROSPEROUS ONE FOB YOU Expect a Car of Rock Springs Lump on Track January 1. : s ■ ■ ■ s ■ ■ B q a • h la n il Em pire Lum ber Company Phene 331 M The Yard #f Best Quality ” H . M . S T R A W . M G R. Exclusive Representatives ef National Builders Bureau ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■an Where the Sun Shines Most of the Time and the very air seems to dispel worry and tone up the nerves. One can pick oranges, olimb moun tains, dance at fine hotels, bathe in the ocean, visit old missions and play golf all in one day, if desired; or every day for months and each day something new 4 0 0 0 M iles o f Paved H ighw ays The most w o n d e r fu l system of hotels, apartment houses, cottages, bungalows and suites for the accom modation of tourists in all the world, and costs reasonable. Representatlvaa of tha UNION PACIFIC SYSTEM w ill Stadlv furnlah illustrated booklets glvins «.°n w tl7 1 a,bSu t„th* S'orto«» Pl«?? around of the West. L e t them tell all about kAotel rates, railroad far es, through car servie«, F. C. Woughter, Agt„ Hermiston, Ore. Win. Mo Murray, Gerfl Pass. Agent, P o rtland , Oregon WEST END FARMERS Have learned that The Herald prints the best butter wrappers. We have the large size, 9 by 12 inches. Our prices are— 100 200 300 500 for for for for $1.25 $2.00 $2.60 $3.75 Many are buying them in the larger quan tities, but we are here toserve you all. If you want only a few w e have them with out the name. These we sell as follow s— 12 30 62 100 for for for for 10 25 50 80 cents cents cents cents “ The Home of Good Printing 99 THE HERMISTON HERALD V
