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Judge Find« Arm
for “Crippled” Beggar
Published every Thursday at Her­
miston, Umatilla County, Oregon by
Raymond Crowder, Editor and Man­
ager.
Entered as second clans m atter,
December 190« at the postofftce at
Hermiston, Oregon.
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H E R A LD , H ER M ISTO N , OREGON.
YELLCWSTONE
Judge Jeane Hibernian of New
York city Is the greatest of
“miracle men” — he recently
found a whole arm for a "crip­
pled beggar.”
Jumes Cushing, with an empty
sleeve stuck In his coat pocket,
appeared for sentence.
“U I had both arms I could
earn u living,” he pleaded. “But
I’m only a poor old cripple."
‘T ake off that man's coot,”
the Judge ordered,
It was done, and presto—the
beggar had a fine husky arm
strapped to his body. Now he
Is serving 30 days In Jail to
practice working his “new” arm.
N A T IO N A L PA R K
equare d . ì L ab of rn&rvttl», b eauty
an d color —n o n in< like U on en rth —
g a o d for our booklet. I t tells (be thril-
hn< atory of u atu /e'» won.iurkuxd O ur
THROUGH SLEEPING CAR
O perated D A IL Y du rin g the aeeeoo
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Portland «d West Yellowstone
h ik e
U nion P acific S ystem
I-et o u r repre*entativee explain the
varioi.» tour» w lieh etixblo visitor» to
•cc th a \ cllo asto n e at m inim um cost;
alan quote fare.«. prepr.rt- y o u r itin erary
an d m aha your rueervat ta». Call on
Last Sunday morning Claude Up­
P . C. W oughter. A rt.
THE WORLD OF SUN AND
Ha« Planted More Tree»
H erm isto n , O regon
ham, foreman of the Herald office, j
BLUE SKY
Than Any Other Official
or address
got out his old camping outfit; look­
wm . M c M urray
J ^ O W when the Navajog climbed
G eneral Pu»ci>K<<r A«ai.t,
ed over his fishing tackle; tighten­
’ from the ivorld of darkness into
P o rtlan d , Or egoa
I'M I I IT r Uf
ed up a few bolts on ’Lizzie' and left
O nce eAery r e Vent y m in u te r
the world of moon and stars they
for a ten days fishing trip.
were very happy, und for many years
All that we know about our Lino­
they flourished and prospered under
the guidance and leadership of their
type machine is that it needs a good
great chief, Chls-Chil-E-Go.
‘cussing’ every once nd a whie.
All the warriors and the elders
Nevertheless we look a hitch In our
of the tribe, who had lived In dark­
gallouses anr swore that we would
ness for many years, rejoiced at the
get out a paper no m atter how great
new twilight they had found, and
the odds.
were content to rest ln this world In
It has been a long time since we
peace and happiness. They planted
moved a stool up to the case and
their crops and flslied in the streams
sat there hour on and hour out ‘stick­
and hunted ln the mountains and val­
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leys, and reared their families ln the
ing’ type. Such labor at one time was
light of the moon and the stars.
taken as a m atter of fact, but now
But is so happened that years
days since the invention of the Lin­
passed, and the elders of the tribe
otype and after an office has depend­
died, and the younger men became
ed for sometime on this means of
leaders—and they were discontented
setting type it seems like an endur­
and unhappy, and they begun to seek
ance contest when necessity comples
about for new worlds and new
you to restore to the old method.
streams and new forests.
We have been in an office where
There was In this world of twilight
we had to sweep the floor; another
a great lake, und ln the center of the ■ B B B B B B B f l B B M B a B B B B B B B B B B a e a x a a B B B B B B B B B
luke was a great illy that grow and
where we set type and still another
grew until no man could see the top
where we acted as reporter but this
is our first experience where all of
Clifford Lanham, superintendent of and only the whiteness of the moon­
light on its enormous petals was re­
these responsibilities combined were C o V Z a
.
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, , . , Columbia, bos planted more shade flected for the tribesmen to see. The ,
shifted on our sholders as It Is this trees than any other city officer In the Navajos watched the lily, and saw it I
week-
world. He hns been on the Job 80 grow, and they were curious, hut none I
All efforts to procure another man years anil In that time has had charge among them was brave enough to '
this week proved futile.
Printers of lOo.OOO shade trees on the streets •wlm the lnke or climb the illy stalk, j
these days are as scarce as Democrats 01 Washington. These trees if plant-
But finally there came a young man ' |
in Maine.
ed ln. “ single row- 100 feet apurt, as chief, the great grandson of Chis- I
Our friend Markus of Stanfield has
in ?1” p,'6. ' ' hlt8 IIous® Chll-E-Go, and he was very brave and
kindly offered to set some typo for us
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very ’'entow.-nm-
venturesome. Seeing . the
sad­
ness and discontent of tils people In
and with this aid we send out this
“Red Heads” Becoming
the land of twilight and shadow, his
issue of the Herald.
By next week
heart was gore oppressed and he de­
Rare,
Scientist
States
Claude will he back with a lot of
termined to find a new world where
fish stories and we will settle down
Washington.—The blonde girl hns hnpplness would come to everyone.
become a subject of scientific re­ Ho for days he prayed to the Great
to normalcy.
search. Included ln the annual report Father for advice, nnd in his prayers
of the Smithsonian Institution, recent­ came the vision of a.new world where
ly made public, Is a serious, scientific there was great light and warmth,
Plans Unique Memorial
paper by Dr. Ales Hrdllcka of the
where there were days and nights
to World War Heroes United States national museum, deal­ and
—a land of green fields nnd wooded » e c e a a BBnsnBBiEH iuiB a is b a a a sbk ibbsb bb bbb bibbi
Oakland, Cnl.—Names of 84,324 ing with the color of the eyes, hair hills.
heroes who died In the World war, and skin of 2,000 men and women
So, bidding his people wstt for hli
today repose in n vuult In the allied members of old American families.
The real blonde, Dr. Hrdllcka finds. he Jumped into the lake and swa
memorial center here. The memorial,
a majestic monument of steel and Is a rare object, hut far rarer still to the grent Illy stem, und this I
stone, was erected on the banks of are the true redheads, and most rare entered und the door closed belli r
Lnke Merritt, In the heart of Oakland, of all Is the absolute brunette. Among him. And Inside the Illy stalk I
for the purpose of holding the names men nnd women he found little dif­ found a grent hull leading upwai
of every allied soldier, sailor or nurse ference In the frequency of blondes and upward, nnd this he climbed. F(
and brunettes, but there are five red­ days and days he continued to eliml
killed In the World war.
Dr. Leroy F. Herrick of Oakland, headed women to two rpd-hended men. until he was neurly exhausted for li
One out of every sixteen men has had brought no food and no drln
who erected and maintains the me­
morial at his own expense, states that real blonde hair; one out of every 50 and the climb was long nnd tiresonn
But finally one day he looked u
In time he hopes to have the names hns red hair; one out of every 100
and saw light, and so he pushed o
of every participant of the World war hns hair Mint is truly black.
One of every 14 women hns blonde upward nnd upward, until he steppe
In the huge vault of the allied me­
morial center.
hair; one out of every 20 women has out from the Illy stalk into a 111
Dr. Herrick stated that the Cana­ red hair; one out of 100 hns solid blossom.
dian authorities have promised to sup­ blnek hair.
The Illy blossom lay ln tins nilddl
Those ln between are In the ma­ of a great lake, nnd tlie lake wa
ply a complete list of the soldier nnd
sailor dead of Canada.
jority—the mousy browns, the dish­ situated in a new world—a world o
”1 do not know how long It Is going ' water grays and those with no hair at sunshine anil green trees. There I
to tnke me to get the names of the all.
was flint the Navajo chieftain firs
One In every 200 men has pure saw the sun, and when lie saw tin
1,500,000 soldier dead of France,” said
Dr. Herrick. "The French authorities white skin, whereas one In fifty great father of fire he was frlghtenei
have not finished compiling the list. I women can clulm that distinction.
anil amazed, anil lie fell on^ I ll s faci
expect to have the Australian nnd
nnd worshiped It, and gave thanks foi
New Zealand lists In time for next Milan Servants Given
the new world which he had found
Armistice day, hut I do not know how
Long-Service Bonus When he arose nnd swam to tin
long It will tnke to get complete lists
from England, Belgium, Italy and
Milan.—Milan Is a city to be en­ shore lie found a world of happinesj
other allies.
vied. It possesses no fewer than 50 and content; warmed by the rays ol
"The names In the vault today are happy families whose servants have the father sun, where birds sung, ant
all American, with the exception of been their comfort and Joy for periods animals played lu the fields, nnd flow
ers bloomed nnd everything was gay
145 of Brazil’s war dead.”
lunging from 36 to 65 years.
The monument has the portraits of
Then like his grent grandfather he
According to an ancient custom, the
Washington, Lincoln, Roosevelt nnd most faithful servants of Milan are remembered Ids own people, nnd tuk
Wilson carved on the four sides, and given a bonus by the municipality ev­ Ing food from tfie trees nnd the
is topped by nu eagle.
ery year. There were 50 candidates streams he went back through tlie illy
this year, hut owing to the lowness of stalk to the land of twilight, nnd
funds only 11 could get a bonus, rang­ there he called the tribesmen about
Use Iodine in Food
him and told of the discovery he had
ing from $20 to $60.
to Conquer Goiter
The winners were ten women and made. Slimy of the people believed
New York.—Introduction of Iodine one man. His name Is Alexander, nnd him, but some did not, and there was
Into children’s diet ns un effective I lls age slxty-elght. For 65 years he much discussion. But finally the tribe
means of combating goiter Is the sub­ hns been In one family, first ns dish­ decided to divide, and those who were
ject of nn experiment now being con­ washer. then as coachman, now as bra ve'am] strung started tor fHe new
ducted In the kitchens of the American cook. The oldest winner, one Teresa world, but those who were wonk or
relief administration In Austria. The Arlentl, was for 65 years In a local old, nr afraid, remained behind in
best method employed, according to a fa mlly.
the world of twilight.
These prizes have been given every
recent Issue of the A. R. A. Bulletin,
So the young chief and ids party
has been the substitution of Iodine snlt spring for the last 50 years from
funds left hy a local woman who ac­ started out, und they climbed the Illy
for table salt.
This method was previously used knowledged the comfort of "faithful stalk nnd came Into the world of sun­
shine and warmth, and like their chief
service.”
with sucre* . in
il /> T l a i i d , whore
they fell on their faces nnd thanked
goiter Is im d p; • Mont, hy prof.
the Father Sun for the new world
Wagner-Jauregg. Experiments in the Find Bell in Ireland;
which he had given them.
schools were snpptemen’ed hy ays- I
Gift Made by S t Patrick
fcinallc Internal nxS of Iodine. In
So It was that the Navajos came In-
S e m e s c h o o l s the teachers gave Iodine 1
Belfast.—The ancient ecclesiastical j the world of sunshine which they
tlihleta daily to l i i e t i.lldreti. Tlie lat­ bell of N’endrum, given to St. Mochaol hnow today—and when they Imd come
ter «|ierlm ent In Switzerland was on his ordination hy St. Patrick, has here ’hen they planted their crops,
successful only with children, which been found by workmen during the "»d
their homes, and tended
is the disadvantage of the method.
course of excavating the ruins of Nen- their herds even as they do unto this
On the other hand, the Swiss phy­ drmn abbey.
day.
sician. Doctor Bayard. Instead of ordi­
The workmen found the bell hidden
But those who were weak and
nary cooking salt, gave a snlt sup­ In un angle of the ancient foundations afraid, and who had remained behind
plemented with Iodine to the popula­ for the walls, while clearing away the were lost forever—for when the tribe
ting of an entire village »<r a.period of debris which had collected for cen­ had ascended to the new world then
six months, with the result that toe turies.
the grent Illy dried up and disap­
village was practically freed from
The hell Is made of riveted wrought peared, and where it had grown mere
goiter. This method has nines t.ees Iron, originally covered with a coaling was only a mammoth mountain, shut­
employed on a large scale.
of hronze, and except for a crack at ting off forever the road to tlie land
the hose and a portion of the handle, of twilight. To liila dnv the ones w ho
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r o k M off. I It t <a
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Drown. In Goldfish Bowl.
whleh
has
broken
Is i In . remained
Iteldnd
been
Lodi, ( at.—Benias Hoffer, one-vear- perfect condition, though much cop seen more.
old son of Jacob Hoffer, wealthy vine- roiled.
Today the Navajo mother», when
yardlst of this city, drowned In a
their children are frightened or bad.
goldfish howl In his home here. Tlie
tell them the story of the land of
child's mother found him head first In
twilight—and the cries are hushed
the howl, whleh contained shout four
Inches of water.
and the naughtlnera forgotten uniter
the threat that they will he sent back
a u by r u n L O u M M A n t q o B a n k .
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» to live forever In a land of semi-dark­
Vienna.—The lal s t rovai personage 5 e n d
* ,h e Pn c e
« neM
ness with tha lost tribe that Is ne
to enter the ranks of the men alitile iub scrip tio n if y o u are in arrears,
world la Count Otto Seefrled, a grand _______________________
»on of the late Eni|M*rer Francis Jo
Bradley Park on lower Columbia
eeph, whose appointment ns manager
river highway to be cleared by the
of the Rudnpest branch of the Au»
h igh w ay com m ission.
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