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About The Hermiston herald. (Hermiston, Or.) 19??-1984 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 15, 1923)
THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. We know a man who sent an or have a right to ■mile—ene who has der to a mall order house for a case his Income tax mads out— and the man who doesn't have to pay any. Published every Thursday at Her- of peas. When the shipment arrived Minton. Umatilla County, Oregon by he found It contained caned spin If you see a man wearing a Parker Layniond Crowder, Editor and Man ach. He notified them of their mis take but they refused to exchange and Davis for president button It Is ager. Entered as second class matter, the spinach for the peas which he a safe deduction that he is behind —_ December 190« at the postoffice at ordered. Can you Imagine your local the times. ________ merchant making a mistake of thia Hermiston, Oregon. A woman never gets a man's goat. nature and not correcting It. You live Subscription Rates with him in the same community and It has always been In her possession. For One Year --- ------- .62 00 see him perhaps every day. His Inter For Six Months ----— ------- ---->1.00 ests is your Interest and In order to ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ Payable In Advance. ___ ♦ get and hold the business he must ♦ ♦ 0. A. C. FARM REMINDERS ♦ make good his merchandise and hts Classified or Local Advertising 10 cents per line for first insertion. word. With the mail order houses Minimum charge 25 cents. Subse It Is entirely different. You are only Lime Sulfur Controls Scab one of the many thousands of cus quent Insertions 5 cents per line. Apple scab and peach scab are like tomers. They have nothing In com mon with you or the community In ly to cause much more damage this MODERN DAY LITERATURE If you were going to | season than last, reports the O. A. The county Is flooded with liter which you live, build a church, library or hospital; C. experiment elation . Winter or ature of a questionable nature. Ob you wouldn't think of asking a cats- ; dormant sprays will not control scene and suggestive articles and logue house for a donation towards ' these diseases. Two spraye of lime. stories of every description are con Its erection. You would go to your pulfur applld In arly spring before tained In periodicals broadcasted local merchants and ask them to con- blossoming time are necessary to get throughout the length and breadth tribute towards the worthy cause and ' the cleanest fruit and greatest pro of this country. Some of thrm are in most every instance he will do so. fits. The first application (Should illustrated with photos and draw Don't you think that It would be be made Just after the winter buds ings that would make a south sea only fair for you to return the fav unfold and the second Just before the Island queen blush with modesty and or by giving him your support? He first blossoms open. Use one gallon add another bead to her raiment. of concentrated llme-eulfur to 30 of A few days ago a magazine called has helped to make, your town a bet water for the first Bpray and one to ter place to live In; spending hie time True Confessions fell Into our hands. 40 for the second spray. It was albged that the narratives and money to promote the factors that go toward putting a town on therein contained were basod upon Bridge grafting is a simple meth the map. Can the same thing be actual experiences of the authors. In od of grafting that may be used to said of a mail order house? this issue a writer » a , relating an Hermiston Is where you make your cover girdling of fruit trees by mice incident which he claimed happen dollar and if you spend It at home It or other animals. The work should ed to him personally. It was a mas may some day return to you. But be done when the sap is beginning terpiece of sensuous literature. In If you send it away It Is gone for to flow as the bark peels better. It the Introduction of his story he made Is preferable to cut the scions for the the statement that he blushed when ever. Remember that catalogue prices are graft before that time although It Is he thought of the events he was not necessary that they be dormant. about to chronicle, and after reading but a bait to sell cheap goods. Be honest with yourself, the com the story you would’t blame him one Oil sprays alone will not control munity in which you live and the lo bit. Magazines of this nature geem cal merchant by giving them a chance fungous diseases such as scab anthra- to find a ready sale as Is evident by cnose. brown rot, leaf curl, peach the hundreds of them that may be at the dollars which you spend. blight or mildew. Oils are of advant seen displayed ut various news age only for the control of certain THE OLD HOME TOWN stands. Insect pests and cannot be used as a It is but a village situation on So far wo have seen but one excuse substitute for the proper fungicide. some Jerk-water branch and comp that they offer for their existence. They claim that people should not any’s who publish and compile maps Sashes for protecting young plante be kept in Ignorance of sex matters. have a habit of ignoring it’s exist In a cold frame can be made at low ence. Road shows list It as a one This is quite true. But there is a cost from a material called "glass better way to impart this knowledge. night's stand, while the knight of cloth,” a calico material which has the grip who drops off between trains The Hource of Information tipon this been treated with paraflne, linseed subject should come direct from the dubs it a "tank" town. There are peo oil, and turpntln Thcloth a yard In ple who tell you It Is a good place parents and not form the theme of width and th propr width for a 3 by a suggestive story. Men publish to shun, but to you It’s one of the beet 6 foot sash, can b purchased in any spots on earth— the old home town. such trash because of the dollars and Back there Is where the folks length. The frame to support the cents that is received In return. They cloth can be made of dressed 1 by 1 are not concerned about the charac live and a host of old-time friends who clasp your hand with a sincere Inch strips braced in the center ver ter and morals of our boys and girls. Ilcally and horizontally. Full In-! These men have unclean minds and welcome when you return. Bark there formation concerning these sashes Is the old swimming hole, the first thoughts and people seem willing to can.be obtained from the depart recompense them for their expression. sweetheart, and the long shady road, ment of vegetabl gardening. It used to be that people wno had with trees lined on either side, where Inclinations to read this trashy lit oft of a summer’s eve you strolled Fifty years ago north Borneo was erature kept It a secret. But now arm In arm with a coy maiden, inhabited by head-hunters and pir whispering meaningless vows, when days the fellow who can repent the ates. Today the descendents of greatest number of stories from love was young. these pople are fishermen and farm No matter how far you may wand "Whiz Bung” Is at once voted the life ers. and many hav Joind the native er from the old home town there 1 b of the party. This Is what they police force. More than one hun want and Just no long as they are will always a cozy corner in your heart dred miles of railroad have been con. for It's memories and some day— In lng to pay for It the source of supply the afterwhile— you promise yourself structed and many good highways will be unlimited. are In the making. ’•'< There Is a goodly number of the that you are going back for a vlstt-t- bnck to the place where hearts are present day generation who think Perfumes which still retained their Poe’s Raven Is a treatise on how true and hand-clasps are a Utile after more than 3000 ysrs. were stronger— a man's old home town. lo feed and care for birds. found In four alabaster vases In the Under the present conditions it Is tomb of King Tutankhamen In APPROVAL VOICED Impossible for the present genera Egypt. tion to probuce another Longfellow, Since our last Issue In which we Emerson or Lowell, for the publish 'published an article under the head The gannet, a bird living on fish ers are aware that the masses are "A Bad and Unsafe Crossing” there In Northern Scotland, 1s frequently clamboring feu- literature of a sensa has been a number of people who caught by means of herring tied to tional nature and are unwilling to have commended Us for the stand we flat boards. The fisher bird sees the put before them a production took In regard to the crossing where fish but doee not notice the board. unless it savors of this kind, while the highway Intersects the railway Diving from a great height it strikes a literary genius has to turn his at tracks at Hermiston. lie head agalnet the plank, killing During the course of a conversa itself instantly. tention to some other line of work or starve. tion with a farmer who lives near this city he Informed us that he had Forty "huskies" or wolf dogs pass SPENDING YOUR DOLIAR WITH twice narrowly escaped death at this ed through Edmonton recently on Intersection. In both instances box their way to Banff, Alberta, where THE HOME TOWN MERCHANT If people who buy from mall or cars had been "spotted” In euch a they will be used by an Amrlcan der houses would stop to reason we manner as to obstruct from view the motion picture producing company are inclined lo believe that the hun approach of a locomotive. Each in the filming of a number of north- dreds of dollars which at present are time a fast freight happened to b e |#rn pictures spent with these houses would stay passing through Hermiston as he [ neared the crossing. If his brakes at home where they are made. The turken, a cross between a tur These foreign firms bombard the had been the least defective he would key and a chicken, is a nw develop prospective buyer with catalogues have met a horrible fate. ment In the poultry line. For four Is It necessary that the public take yars this hybrid has been propogat- and other literature setting forth the idea that you ran save money by Ig such chances? ed by a California! breeder. The There Is a commission whose duty male bird has a gobbler neck and re- noring your home merchant and trad It is to see that railway crossings sembleg a turkey. Th female haa a ing with them. Perhaps you have noticed that as are made safe for the traveler who turkey head, but othrwls looks like a rule mall order houses offer for must ncessary pass over them. Let a chicken. When full grown they sale commodities that bear brands us demand that something else be weigh 10 to 14 pounds. The eggs which you are unflnilllar with, while sides a mere sign designating it * weigh 26 ounces to the dozen and the local merchant protects you and railway crossing be added. hatch In 21 days. etrlves for your patronage by stock_ Hermiston can lay claim to hav lng his shelves with articles that are English as It is Spelled nationally advertised and which the ing one of the oldest men in the A stranger In our land was he: manufacicrors r.re rot ashamed to state as a resident. He says that he He tried to learn our spelling. put their n»' iea t n. The catalogue can remember when It wasn't a pen. He thought It would a seas, be, prices niny l o a Lalo cheaper than Ilentlary offense for a man to wear As buying or as selling. those of your merchant but the ar a celluloid collar. ticle you gel In return Is in keeping He tried to write, bnt couldn't quite There are two kinds of men who Ix*arn when to wrtght or right. v ah th price— ‘ c p air». He couldn't tell Just where he stood, Whn using rood or wood or shood. He had to stand a lot of chaffing When cruel people started lafflng. Then other things conf usd him no. As dough and do and roe and row. Have you thought of what And mall and male and sail and sale. a porch will add to your house And many more that turned him pail. in appearance, convenience Said he, "I left my wife and daughter In other lands across the woughter. and comfort? Have you I wanted much to bring them here. noticed what a chance the porch But they will hav to stay. I fere, has made in the house recently And I must leave yon .” With a sigh He added. "Else I'll surely dlgh." purchased and remodeled — The School. JEfjr ^rrmlatnn ifcralh by Jens Skovbo on Gladys Av. If you haven’t it will pay you to take a look at it. Then come in and let us see what we can do for your house. Tum-A-Lum Lumber Co. R. A. Brow nson, Manager. And Then the Fun Began For their first dinner In their new home the bride bad made pie. "I am afraid ." she said as she helped her husband to a altpe.. "that I have Ift something out. and that Isn't very good.” The husband tasted It and aald. "There la nothing, my dear, you could have left out that would make a pie Aaste like thia. It'a something Moq't give a damn.”— Sales Sense. First Annual Washington’s Birthday Dance Just Received! in Stock ( Nice Soft Pine Table Tops and American Legion Auspices o f the Hermiston Auditorium The program of the evening will be interspersed with old _ fashioned dances ■ ! Table Legs Regulation Sizes Ï Let us show them to y op ■ February 22, 1923 A Prize Waltz I I s ! Inland Empire Lumber Companv • Phone 331 M The Yard of Beit Quality ” » H. M. STRAW. MGR. 8 a ■ ■ B Exclusive Representatives of National Builders Bureau ■ B ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ • ’ ■ ■ " B 1'* CARNIVAL DANCE Stanfield Orchestra JUST ARRIVED The Latest Spring Styles for both men and women Tickets, $1.00 Tickets, $1.00 Subscribe Now $18.00 to $50.00 ROYAL TAILORS The Reliable Cleaners G e o rg e W a g n e r , P ro p . H e r m is to n , O r e g o n -to the- Hermiston Herald and keep informed of the events and happen ings in your commun ity. KODAK TIME Snap Baby’a Picture Once a Month-«! tai' New You have waited for a bright day to snap the youngster’s picture. W hat is better than a kodak picture taken each month of baby? A picture record of baby’s growth and progress also as many pictures as you want to send to the folks and friends. We carry a complete stock of films and kodaks. Send us your films for developing and prints. Mail orders promptly filled. Mitchell Drug Company The Herald carries one of the best Want Ad columns of any weekly paper in the state. Phone 101 Hermiston, Oregon ••If you want to sell GREAT DEVELOPMENT PREDICTED ••If you want to trade Large Interests propose beginn ing of other wells in spring. - -If you want to buy You find the opportun ity in The Herald ad vertisements. WE ARE DRILLING And have a good outfit with a real oil derrick IT'S A LOCAL PROPOSITION Get in the game if you are not already there. The Herald is $2 per year, or $1 for six months, payable in advance. STOCK $1.00 PER SHARE W r it e ae fo r F e ith e r In fo rm a tio n Northeastern Oregon Oil Exploration Company
