The Hermiston herald., December 14, 1922, Image 4

T H E H E B M IST O N
HEH A L P , H ER M ISTO N , OREGON.
turpentine like you Mid and be died“
Hank— "So did mine.“
LOCAL AND PERSONAL
Bill—"Well, why In thunder
didn’t
(Pauses as the door opens
" H M M I 8 T O N S H O U S E O f Q U A L IT Y A N D S E R V IC E ''
■ BREVITIES ■
and a young city visitor enters.)
O ccur.»«» W Intorwt Gleamed H er.
w d There A boot the C lt,
Ezery— "Have a chair stranger
M.i.hborhood
and make yourself to home.”
Stranger— "Thanks, I am abouf
frose." (Sits down and looks at his
"Roman Meal Health Bread”—
watch with snake rattle fob) “I which has won such a reputation—
is good for young and old; but es­
have ten minutes till train time.”
pecially for sick people and those
T h a n a p a ir o f B uck & H e c h t S h o e P a c s, 12 o r 14
Bill— “Where did you get them iuffering from stomach troubles, ln-
rattles?”
Jigestion, constipation, etc. King­
in ch to p . P ric e $10 to 512.50
10-tfc.
Stranger— (Proudly) “Oh. those sley's Mercantile Co.
I took them off a snake I killed last
A pleasant Thanksgiving Day was
summer------ It was in my bed.
C h r is tm a s S p ecial f o r H ig h S chool S tu d e n ts
(Ike leans forward and examines •s |,‘ nt at the home of Mr. and Mrs. A.
W. Agnew when a number of friends
the fob.)
Ike— “That /erainds me of the pet gathered around the festive board.
snake I used to have back in '49, why Those present were: Mr. and Mrs. R.
A ll colors
W. Buhmann and family, A. Buh-
It—
Ezdry— (Interupting)— "Was that mann and family, J. McMillan and
the one that the baby played with?” family, Charles Kaiser and family
and L. M. Smith and family. The eve­
T h e P ra c tic a l G ift f o r S m a lle r B oys
Ike— "U-huh.”
(The stranger shows signs of in­ ning was spent with cards.
terest )
WHITE OR DARK SYRUP at King­
Stranger— “Tell us about it.”
14-tfc.
Ike— "Wal, back in '49 I had a pet sley’s 75c a gallon.
i rattle snake and it was better'n a
H. A. McKeen, widely known resi­
cat to ketch mice and such. But
| there was a funny thing about It. dent of this community, was taken
It would go off one duy and the next to the hospital in Pendleton the fore
Ismet Pasha, who is head of the
I morning it would look sort of sad and part of the week for treatment. Mr. Turkish peace delegation In the Near
it wouldn't have a single rattle left. McKeen has been in poor health for East peace conference at Lusanne.
Then again it would come back feel- sonle time. Until illness caused h is
Devoted to the Interest and Development of the Hermiston Schools
! ing fine with as fine a string of rat. ret'rement, several weeks ago, he
Case Against W. A. White Dismissed.
ties you ver saw. One day I saw him waH conecled *lth C. S. McNaught
Vol. 2.
Ho. 19
Emporia, Kan. — The state’s case
start for the woods and I took out to Co' here.
against William Allen White, Emporia
H. S. Mirror .......................................... | There was great rejoicing in the follow him staying far enough be-
editor, charged with violating the in­
Miss Hoffman, representing the ’ Assembly Tuesday noon when Mr. hind so that he couldn't see me. ECHO FLOUR AT KINGSLEY'S dustrial court law. by placing a placard
»2.10.
14-tfc in the window of his newspaper, was
Extension Department at O. A. C. Day announced that there would be Finally he went behind a log. I wait­
was a visitor at the high school Mon­ a two weeks vacation for Christmas. ed for him to come out on the other
E. T. Eriksen, former head engi­ dismissed in district court. The case
side but lje didn't so I crept up and
day. Misg Hoffman’s head quarters
neer
of the reclamation service here, will be dismissed on the application
are at Pendleton and she is visiting
If practice Is a sign of perfection looked over the log. 'Ike stops, fills ' and his daughter are spending a few of the state at its cost.
in"
the various high schools in the in­ the Junior play is to be a "dandy” and lights his pipe, while the strung- L
IdayB *n the c,ty visUln« with frlends'
terest of the installation of domestic for the cast is spending every spare I er f.ggets impatiently.)
Denby Wants Strong Navy.
Ike resumes story.
science departments, and the distri­ moment in practice.
Washington, D. C.—A general naval
Don't
forget
the
Catholic
Ladles’
There sat my Bnake along with
bution of hot lunches to students.
policy providing for a navy "second to
The Mirror staff is working hard about a dozen others around a big Bazaar and cooked food sale in the none” and strong enough to support
Mack building Saturday, December American policies and commence aud
Irwin Shot well was .the genial on the Christmas edition that is to mushroom playing poker for rattles. j 16. Sale begins at 1:30.
Adv.
(Pause.)
be
published
soon
and
hopes
that
guard American continental and over­
host to a most delightful sleighing
Stranger—
(Excitedly)
seas possessions was laid down by
T,h° 8e
I“*8 ~
unlty wh°
party on Wednesday evening of last tills little paper will be of interest to - ( T r a in w h lstle s)-T h e ’ s i n g e r
week. We assure you that all those the students as well as to the town
fned over the radio this week have Secretary Denby hi his annual report
jumps up with a hurried Good-bye,
to congress.
that were included In this jolly af­ people, that it will reach.
probably been fortunate enough to
(Exit.)
j
hear
Henry
Sheileday,
former
Herm
fair are sorry that the snow is gone
(The men laugh.)
THE MARKETS
The first high school party of the
and are hoping for more.
(iHton boy, entertaining the vast air
(Curtain)
audience. Young Sheileday is playing
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■---------- L i!-------------- . _ ■ season was a success in every respect.
Portland
The credit for this lively affair is due
hig coronet for radio fans from the
D o n 't S u f f e r W it h
Wheat—Bluestem, »1.50; soft white,
Misg Brieriy (In assembly)— “The Melr & Frank station in Portland.
to the girls of the student body, and
»1.25; western white, »1.22; hard win­
the boys are already worrying about subject is very important Gwyn, and
Dr. F. V. Prime is back in the old ter, »1.16; northern spring, ' »1.18;
the success of their party to be given I wish you would pay strict attention
home town again after a sojourn western red, »1.16.
in January. Games in the form of con and try to see and grasp it.”
Corn—Whole, »41; cracked, »43.
Gwyn (With his mind in the down to the dental conentlon at Port­
tests furnished the entertainment for
Hay—Alfalfa, »19@19.50 per ton;
the first part of the evening. Re- clouds)— "Well I'm doing my best to land.
valley timothy, »21; eastern Oregon
freashments of fruit salad, sandwich­ see, but she is sitting too far to
The anual meeting of the Parent- timothy, »22.
es and chocolate were served, and reach.”
Teachers’
association is being held
Butter Fat—48® 50c.
R o m a r k a S l o N o w T r e a t m e n t Q iv o a
the latter part of the evening was
in the high school auditorium today.
Eggs—Ranch, 44@46c.
R e s u lt s a t O n c e
rpent in dancing. Everyone reported
Mrs. W. R. Wyrick of Pendleton,
Cheese—Tillamook triplets, 32%@
No matter whether you are suffering with a an unusually good time.
president of the county organization. 33c; Young Americas, 32%@33c; block
severe case o f Muscular. Sciatic or Inflammatory
Is appearing before the meeting.
Swiss, 30@32c; cream brick, 28@30c,
Rheumatism, or a most painful case of Neuritis,
Mrs. Putman is substitute teacher
you can g e t almost instant relief by the use of
Cattle—Choice steers, »7:00@7:50;
Allen’s Rheumatic Treatment. The very first for the eighth grade in the absence
medium to good, $6.50@7.00.
dose gives great relief from the moat severe of Mr. Bensel.
Sheep—East of mountain Iambs and
pains and aches. A fter the second or third doer,
Washington, D. C.—Two cases con­
choice valley lambs, »10.50012.
ease and comfort takes the place of pain and
Gwyn
Hughes’
smile
is
as
good
to
sidered
by
the
government
of
major
misery.
Hogs—Prime light, $9@9.50; smooth
importance in the enforcement of na­
Thia excellent remedy has given positive cures see as the sun on these cold days.
heavy, »8@9.
t
tional prohibition have been decided
In thousands of the most severe and stubborn
cases, after all other remedies had failed. It is
by the supreme court. In one of
The Old Home Town
Washington, D. C.—Farmers should
Seattle.
safe, sure and absolutely reliable.
them, coming from the state of Wash­
Allen’s Rheumatic treatment. In convenient Characters:
produce more of their own foodstuffs
Wheat
—
Hard
white, »1.25; soft
ington, the government scored a
Bill
Tablet Form, is remarkably effective in all forms
and buy less that must be brought white, »1.24; western white, »1.23;
o f Rheumatism as well as Neuritis. Lumbago,
sweeping
victory,
the
supreme
court
Hank
to them by railroad, according to a hard red winter, soft red winter, north­
Gout and Neuralgia.
•holding that both the federal and a
Ike
survey of opinion among 25,000 farm­ ern spring, »1.18; western red, »1.17;
Price 11 per box. Six boxen $5.
state government can prosecute and
Ezery
Mailed to any address on receipt of price by
ers made public by the department of Big Bend bluestem, »1.60.
Place: Interior of country store punish the same unlawful act in the agreiulture. Nearly 30 per cent of the
Hay—Alfalfa, »13; timothy, »27;
HART M. ALLEN LABORATORIES Four men Hitting around the stove manufacture, possession, transporta­
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food consumed by farmers and their straw, »15.
P. O. Box 1340
Los A ngelc, Calif.
Bill— "Say, Hank, I gave my horse tion or sale of intoxicating liquors.
Butter Fat—48@50c.
families generally is not grown by
The
other
case,
coming
from
Cali­
J-Í. LLÍ«
Eggs—Ranch, 44® 46c.
them or In their Immediate vicinity, it
fornia, the government lost In its con­
Cattle — Prime steers, »7® 7.40;
was shown, whereas it was estimated
tention that In the enforcement of
that 79 Instead of 70 per cent of their medium to choice. »6.50@7.
national prohibition an executive of­
needs could be produced locally.
Hogs — Prime light, »9.30@9.50;
ficer can Impose and collect as taxes
High freight rates, It was explain­ smooth heavy, »7.25@8.25.
the assessments and penalties impos­
ed, tend to reduce the prices farmers
ed by those sections of the revised
receive for their products and Increase
statutes which remain unrepealed by
Tin and sheet metal work and
the cost to them for the things they
the Volstead act and which becamo
plumbing. Call 763. I. E. Put­
buy from outside localities.
law while the manufacture and sale of
— a t th e -
man. _____________________ 11-tfc.
Intoxicating liquor was not prohibited.
K IN G S LE Y ’S
XMAS
WHAT IS BETTER FOR THE
BOY
Make this year’s Christmas Gift
a useful one. We have a large as­
sortment of articles that are not
only suitable as Gifts but are prac­
tical and useful and will be a re­
membrance to the giver through­
out the coming year.
Real Jantzen Sweaters $10.00
A Few Suits at $5.00
Community Silver
Hand Painted China
Carving Sets
Pocket Kniver
Scissors & Shears
Aluminum Ware
Pyrex Ware Jk
Aluminum Percolators
Coleman Lamps
Flashlights, Rifles,
Air Rifles
Wagons
Sleds, Skates
Auto Spot Lights
Auto Wrench Sets
and Furniture
High School Mirror
W e do p ic tu r e f r a m in g a n d h a v e a.large selec-
tio n o f P ic tu r e F r a m e M o u ld in g s.
RHEUMATISM
OR NEURITIS
O regon H a r d w a r e
& Im plem ent Co.
STATE AND FEDERAL
LIQUOR TRIALS LEGAL
FARMER SHOULD GROW
MORE FOOD AT HOME
21 P a ir s A ll-S ilk P a r a m o u n t G ra d e
LADIES SILK HOSE, in Black Only
S iz e 8 1-2 a n d 10.
w o r th 51.50.
B e d d in g se a so n is h e re . W e a r e s h o w in g so m e­
thing^ s p e c ia l in th is lin e . C om e in a n d look it o v er.
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Hermiston Produce & Supply Co.
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CHANGE CIVIL SERVICE
Christmas is Almost Here
When making your purchase why not look over
what the
Chief
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M usic by
F letch er’s O rchestra
A d m issio n $1,10
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J u s t to te ll you t h a t w e a r e m a k in g u p som e
s e ts so low in p ric e t h a t y o u c a n n o t affo rd to be
w ith o u t one. M ak e y o u r C h ris tm a s c o m p le te by
“ lis te n in g in ” on a C h ris tm a s c o n c e rt a t hom e.
W e w ill sell you th e in d iv id u a l p a r t s a n d te ll you
h o w to m a k e th e s e s e ts u p y o u rse lf, o r w e w ill
se ll y o u a lo w -p ric ed m a d e -u p s e ts . W e m e a n by
th e la tte r , s e ts t h a t w ill g e t th e r e s u lts w e a re
h e re a t th e s to re , y e t n o t in e x p e n siv e p a n e ls a n d
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ly a n y e v e n in g , s a y in g n o th in g o f th e r e s u lts fro m
t h e la r g e w e s te rn s ta tio n s .
SA PPE R S’ INC.
HARDW ARE
F U R N IT U R E
IM P LE M E N TS
R A D IO O U T F IT S
E L E C T R IC A L C O N T R A C T IN G
Justice Taft Would Extend
8eops of Act.
Washington, D. C. — Chief Justice
Taft suggested in an address before
the annual convention of the National
Civil Service Reform league that the
president be given power to make
appointments to all local offices with
out senate confirmation. This would
be of great assistance to the presi­
dent, Taft said, because he could, by
executive order, turn the entire bur­
densome task over to the civil service B
commission.
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The change, which was suggested ■
for postmasters, collectors of inter- 5
nal revenue. United States attorneys. B
federal marsbala and other field of- ■
fleers of the government, he declared. B
should be welcomed by congress be- B
cause of "the importunities of patron ■
age seekers.”
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American Consul at Malta Shot.
Valetta, Malta.—Mason Mitchell of
New York, American consul on the
Island of Malta, was shot and wound
ed near Baracca His assailant es
caned. Mitchell was taken to a phy-.
•Man for treatment. Mitchell was
silghtly wounded, the bullet embedding
Itself In bis coat. He was confined to
his bed. but with the expectation that
he would be about In a day or two !
The ah.otlng la generally attributed
to a madman.
Jeh^ Wanairaker Dead In Philadelphia
I htladeiph a . Pa.—John Wanamaker,
tho w:rld famous merchant and form
er postmaster general passed away
here Tuesday. He had been confined
there since early In November with a
heavy cold. He waa 84 year» old.
her».
Hermiston Market & Grocery
F R ID A Y a n d S A T U R D A Y
We have cigars for Dady, Brothe r and Sweetheart.
We have candy by the pound or box for Mother. Sister and Sweet­
heart, and many other things t hat would make nice presents for
Christmas.
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“The Storm”
We have the largest and best a ssortment of fancy and mixed
candies in town.
Prices o suit everybody. Write, w ire or phone, or better still bring
your order in to us.
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40-15c
T H E S T O R E W IT H T H E B L U E F R O N T
“The West Side Eat Shay”
J . L e e P a r k e r , P ro p .
SU N D A Y
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W EDN ESD AY
Bread, 2 loaves for a quarter
H O O T GIBSON
M e a ts o f a H k in d s. A ll r a is e d on th e p r o j e c t
O u r C h r is tm a s tu r k e y s a r e h e re .
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H O U SE PETERS
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Four Women In Irish Senate.
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Dublin —The senate of the Irish, !
Free State will have four women mem ■
T o clo se o u t a t $1.00 p e r p a i r -
S o m e th in g v e ry p r a c tic a l f o r t h e la d ie s f o r H o li­
d a y p r e s e n t s - A l l L e a th e r H a n d B a g s, H y C re s t q u a l-
lty M a rs h a ll F ie ld & Co. t r a d e m a rk , $3.50 to $7.50.
DANCING
H erm iston A uditorium
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Two Shows: 7:30-9 6î
CITY MEAT MARKET
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