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TÏIE IIEBM ISTO N H ER A LD , HERM ISTON, OBfiGOS?, MUSIC AND DRAMA BALANCE WELL IN PROGRAM OF THE LUNDGREN DUO » ♦ ♦ 0 hundred steerage paaeangers. And ♦ Btralghtway Captain Pendlebury bad ♦ Published every Thursday at Her to go out and enact the crime of ♦ O.A.C. FABM BEMINDEBS ♦ ♦ miston, Umatilla County, Oregon by buying and putting on board his ♦ the Herald Publishing company, Ine. ship five quarts of brandy in order Celery, If being blanched at this Entered as second class matter, to get away rfom the rum-ridden Is. time of year, should not be allowed December 1906 at the postofflcc at land. Nothing was said about It, but to stand between the boards long Hermiston, Oregon. Captain Pendlebury knew what those after It Is fit for use. After the Britishers were getting at. They chlorophyll of the stalk baa been Subscription Bates For One Year -----------------------92.00 were trying to get even with us for changed to a yellow or white, de For Six Months ______ ____ _ .S l.0 0 passing a law that says British ships pending on the variety color, the cannot bring brandy or any kind of suallty, brittleness and flavor begins Payable In Advance. liquors into American ports. It is as to belost. Three weeks Is usually the clear as daylight. Those Britishers length of time required to blanch the Classified or Local Advertising 10 cents per line tor first insertion. are up to one of their mean tricks. Stalks although this time may be Minimum charge 25 cents. Subse They are Jealous because we are shorter or longer depending on the quent Insertions 5 cents per line. more moral than they are, and they weather. deliberately set about to make one of our mariners sin. | Barnyard manure, pai Ocularly THE CHAMPIONSHIP And the worst of it is they can j,orse manure, heats up rapidly with At least three high schools in East ern Oregon lay claim to the 1922 keep it up if they are a mind to. a |c<tg of the valuable plant foot ele- football championship. Doubtless The'r ships can leave their rum at ment nitrogen, In the form of amon. there will be others. Its the open Halifax when coming here and get It ¡a Thi« lose can be prevented almost on their homeward voage, while our I ent(reiy by scattering a handful of season on that sport. Apparently winning Ihe champion ships m*st keep out of British ports ian(j plaster or superphosphate in ship simply means a victory over unless the captains violate the Amer- E dition to preventing the loss of ammonia will reenforce the manure some team then a hurried dispatch lean law and take on brandy. It Is all In bad taste, and the Eng- lwjtb phosphorus In which It is low. to the first paper to publish. Pendle ton, defeated early in the season by llsh should be called to account fol Many of our soils are in need of Hermiston, was the first to claim the ' daring to "Eh, what” Mr. Daugherty. available phosphorus. honors. Athena beat Hermiston last They have put him between two fires Saturday and immediately filed a or out in the cold but they need not The queen bee mates with the story with the Portland and Pendle think he will get cold Just because he drone or male bee on the wing. Her ton papers that they had grabbed off is in hot water. Mr. Daugherty Is a matings are not under the control of the championship. McLoughltn high man who never knows when he l» t h e beekeeper except as he makes it in Milton have their oar in for the licked. He only knows when to ask pog^ble to have a supply of good | plum because they haven't been de for an Injunction.— Brooklyn Dally droneg an(j limits the supply of poor j The Lundgren Entertainers present a program In which the mnsienl and 1 Eagle. feated this season. ones. The queen bee mates but once dramatic elements are particularly well balanced. The musical features con- I Now Just who are the champions? In her life time apparently. sist of solos, duets, pianologues and piano solo work. The dramatic part Is ! Fendleton, Athena and Hermiston Nicotine at Wellesley devoted to the presentation of sketches of real literary and dramatic worth. Give modern girls an Inch and they have all three been beaten. Pendleton Continued success In honey pro- I The company is headed by Mr. Curl Lundgren, a young artist of exceptional I bases Its claim on its defeat of Prairie will take a mile. It is only two or duction is not an acc'dent. It Is a .histrionic ability. He Is an experienced performer, with fine technical equip- I City last Saturday although Hermis three weeks since the authorities of combination of good bees, good bee- : rnent and a definite touch of emotional quality. Miss Young has a delightful . ton and The Dalles have both beaten Wellesley College decided to drift keeping, good equipment and good j personality and Is an earnest student of the drama. Both members have . with the Idle and allow their under location. them. had extensive professional experience in plays, und both are accomplished | musicians. “We could beat Hermiston now” is graduates to go automobile r id in g - These artists will be seen at the Play House in the second number of theiT feeble protest about the Hermis up to 9:45 p. m. without a chaperon. Eliminate European foulbrood and ton victory. Wo notice that cham- Doubtless it was felt that with such an(j crog8 bees by replacing all in- the Lyceum Course, November 25. plonshlps are not usually won by the ! far-reaching privileges the young wo- ferlor qUeeng with good Italian "We could beat them later in the j man would be content. She isn't. She q,lecng jt wm oe one of the biggest season” cry. The New York Yankee» is the daughter of the horse leech, j gtepg toward success. might lay claim to the baseball | crying, Give, give! Before tho acad- __________.______ championship of the world by simply I emlc year is well started two Well- Boh Pressey on Clothes Baying ”We could beat the Giants esley fresh-women caught smoking When Eve and Adam flew the coop now,” but how far would they get by the house mother and threatened 1 and left old Satan in the soup, Evo Devoted to the Interest and Development of the Hermiston Schools with it? Pullman might say “we with exposure and expulsion, have said to Adam: “I declare, I don’t] could beat California now,” but they shown the college what they thought know what we’re going to wear; the N». 19 Voi. 2. wouldn’t win the Pacific Coast Con of it by resigning. ! customs here are new and strange— The young ladies say that the fa. ference championship by doing it. door last night and I noticed that he I’ll tell the world we need a change.” | Hermiston Meets First Defeat It seems to us that claiming tho culty frowns on daring, knickers, A fig leaf solved the problem then [ Hermiston students and rooters had two heads on his shoulders.” ideas and cagarete and that “most championship of Eastern Oregon is but since that time the needs of men who attended the Athena game last about the easiest thing in the world girls look darned attractive with a have grown till we spend half our ¡Saturday were thrilled over the hard I once had a neighbor named Seitz. and amounts to about as much as a cigaret held nonchalantly In their fingers."**So th^y~do'"if'they really ,Jack for ragK to wear upon our backs figbt put up both teams- Tba Who knew not that green pepper snow hall in the Infernal regions. It bites. achieve nonchalance; up to very re- W e/ an ‘ “void It for. suppose we score 6-0 shows the narrow margin we are to have a championship, why K° wlthout our clothes What bX wbich w0 were defeated' Although In a spirit of fun he declared, “to eat not establish a definite schedule with cent times too many of them hav. | tried one ' (social customs we would wreck; we’d the students were disappointed over rules and regulations governing a looked as if they were going at it as gather black eyes by the peck. The | their first defeat, they felt that their Would just fill my cup with delight!” championship and eliminate a lot of a matter of duty; they were about as A youngster procured him the pepper "'championship bunk” that is peddled nonchalant "a? Joan’ of” Aro" a’t’ th^ ilaW'8 n,aje8tlc ari” would 8weeP «"¡team put up a wonderful fight and And soon found that Seitz was some slake. But nonchalance comes w ith]0" lnto 8omo donjon keep' and leavo dlsp,a>ed commendable sports.nan- by every school in the section every stepper. pract’ce. It was an ancient theory, 1,8 thcre !n durance vil° tin we agreed shlp wbich 18 a credlt to a losing time they win a football game. A generous bite found its way out of devoutly held by members of the less ‘° ®hanKe our 8tyIe’ Wbat would tbe team’ sight, ---------- A young lady in Cedar Rapids, nonchalant sex, that when tho women br ^ o o m do, alack, without the If the Hermiston eleven defeats And he now does not speak of— ,, . . „ . .v „ suit of trusty bluck? could he ______ _ , ___ How , , ____ Iowa, is reported to have had a were once allowed to smoke they ___ _ green peppers. hope to charm and please his mother. Mi'lton it will be tied with Athena temporary injunction brought against wouldn’t care to. That was a mistake, Norman Pennock. in-law with B. V. D’s? How could | for the Eastern Oregon championship a physician of that city because he like other masculine ideas. More wo- . . . so we still have a fighting chance to “sounded ills siren in such a manner men smoke than ever, but It has be- -°,Ur ¿ tatu,e« be enforced if cops and show our superiority. All we need is Miss Brieriy’s unusual gaiety on as to shatter her nerves ” It’s safe come a pleasant relaxation lngtead clothing were divorced? It Is the , , „ harneRft they, wear that makes . „ . a little more pep, so It is up to both Tuesday afternoon was finaly ex_ to venture that a Jazz bund wouldn’t or a dii.ant detail or living one s , . own life ” the 80 har<* to scare. Don t the student body and town to back have the same affect. ° Evidently things move slowly a t ! ‘h,nk tbat at the Country Fa,r we’d the team and to make the team plained by the fact that the new shades for her room had arrived At last the matliemat'c students will bo The allied ambassadors have sent Wellesley for the two reslgners say *ave 8,,cb ' oin as w* can 8pare ,w ltb "bring home the bacon.” d^ e d shell-game galoots able to use the black boards effective Germany another curt note. The Ger that "to advance a girl must dare, bP8e Junior Play off their checkered suits, mans are probably singing "this and again dare, and dare forever « ly. The cast has been selected for the more.” If they feel like that It was < ° ' gent,e reader- 1 depo8e and 8tate brings back those wonderful days.” Junior play, "Cupid at Vassar,” and lucky that they picked Wellesley; Ithat '1,an w“ bout bla cl° th®8 would Read the Wand Ads. Two Washington cities elected wo for in the freer world outside there "°‘ bo " ' and furthermore, his players are busy learning their roles. men ct the recent election to be Just Isn’t much scope for the audacious ^ d8..mU_?t b .8 / be prOper b°,re; _thel[ Some of the important parts are to ices ot the peace. The death knell young woman. Everything has been hue must suit his creamy hide and be taken by the following people: has sounded for the old ward bosses dared already. These two were for- ( equatorial girth beside. When I meet Leta Thomas, Murrel Bennet, Claude Haddox, Everett Parker, Lawrence t>nd rope-c.'gar politicians. tunate In finding one of the few plac some bedraglgcd gent whose attic Winslow, Krets Fox, Irma Buchner es where a great moral Issue can be should be marked "for rent,” I say: "Old sport spruce up a bit; those and Vivian Nation. fought out without doing anything This play is to be put on in Decem ♦ ♦ unladylike. Wellesley will be happier | grewsone togs of your that fit like ber as a benefit entertainment for [gome old saddle on a sow, will drape ♦ OTHEB OPINIONS ♦ without girls who prefer smoke to a W hen you need any ♦ ♦ Wellesley education, and the two dar no laurels on your brow.— Condon the Junior activities, and promises to be a stellar event in the entertain Globe-Tlnies. thing in the line of ing young persons can get a perfoct ment given by the students this One wonders what one must make ly good education, smoke Included, n ea t and attractive year. • i*-’ The Proprieties out of th e low-down English trick of somewhere else. There should be no Printing. Fame of the amateur nights at cer making American ships take on bran criticism of the college, which Is only Assembly Held dy before they can get clearance pa following the modern tendency tc tain burlesque houses has traveled A» assembly was held last Friday pers from British ports. Are these build up a selected student body, i far- A young woman from Boston, stolid Britishers who are so lacking Wellesley will remain the college of having seen tho other sights of New afternoon in which patriotic songs were sung and a short Armistice pro 4n a sense of humor trying to spoof young women who are willing to do 'r° rlt- persuaded a friend to escort gram given. Mr. Gralapp gave a very the attorney general of the Atlantic without their cigarets—-or clever (her to such an entertainment, where Impressive talk about h's experiences Ocean? Are they trying to make it enough to smoke only with the tran-]8*10 was told, comedy rurled without as an officer in the army during the appear that Sanctimonious Sam has som closed and the keyhole stuffed. ! Intermission. climbed out on a limb and sawed it A wellealey girl who smokes, like a (Surroundings entirely new to her World War. He also emphasized tho need of off} that he has hit a nail on the football player who takes money won Pra'8e ai,d comment, and quite thumb; that he bus been utterly from the alumni association, become» ! Impressive was the blue smoke fog loyalty and patriotism among the successful In looktug for u gas leak a criminal only when caught. Our lhat rose from the cigars and cigaret- students of the present day In fitting best colleges are slowly but surely I**8 °f ‘he patrons. Inspired by the themselves for service to their coun with a lighted match? try. This is not the three-mile nr the excluding all but those who can g e t ! 8*Kht, she lit a cigarette. After the program, Yell King 12-mile, but the absolute limit! When nway with It. This la what is known I 11 waa d“r »g the Intermission and Donald Shotwell lead a short "pep” Capt. Jones Pendlebury of tho Prcsi. ns the moral education of our youth. tbo manager saw her. "Hey, lady, you'll have to cut that rally to creat enthusiasm for the dent Adams went to the British board — New York Times. out,” he exploded. "We don’t have Athena game. After members of the of trade to get his clearance papers faculty and the football captain had that here.” one of the officials asked: “Well, The Cnrosity ”1 don't see nny harm init,” she been called upon, a few yells were Cap'n. I suppose you've got enough Aiken: “I was just reading about a said. “Why, I was at the opera last given und the meeting closed. brandy aboard, eh, what?” It seems dog lhat wears a wrist watch.” they have a law iu Great Britian re l’nyne; "Ah. but the real curlos’ty night and smoked there." Sweaters Beceived A hurt expression appeared on tho MAKE them up quiring every ship that clears to Is the dog's owner."’— Youngstown The regulation sweaters purchased burlesque operator's face. have a gallon of brandy for every Telegram. to y o u r o r d e r . “Lady,” he said with emphasis, by students who have won honors In "this is a respectable house.”— New athletics have arrived, and are In the Any size. Any color possession of their proud owners. York Sun. These sweaters are dark blue with a and any reading you gold hand on the sleeve for each year Along the Boad of Fame A young school teacher had Just the wearer has won a letter. The let may choose. arrived at the home ot a country ter men In each activity are the only school director where she was to ones eligible to wear this style of board. The director desired to make sweater and it Is hoped that this his Importance known. mark of distinction will be an Incen "You probably seen my picher In tive tor other boys and girls In tbe this county's paper, ain’t you?” be future. began. "I believe I have,” replied tbe WE CAN MAKE Attends Livestock Show young woman. "I think you were Leon Norquist, one of the high PROMIT' DELIVERY among the political candidates, school students, had the honor of weren't you?” attending the Pacific International "Naw; I been takin’ Dr Pain's livestock show at Portland last week Cure-all.”— Everybody's. aa a member of the stock Judging team from thia section of the state. Thia ia Leon'» second succeeaful at Point of View '•Now. Mr. Smith." said tho Law tempt In tb'a field, and we all hope Professor, "will you plaass tell the that his good work will be continued. claaa what weight wou would give to circumstantial evidence?'* Father—"Daughter J think Irwin "1 will, sir." 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