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PORTLANDMARKET INFORMATION 5323535323234853482348235323 | THE GIRL ON THE JOB | DEPARTM ENT C om m .reial Inform ation furnished tree of c harg e. C a ta lo g u .o supp lied and com m e rc ia l In q u lrle e c h e e rfu lly a n s w e red . W r i t , any f ir m below I Do It nowl PU b m Mcatloa This Papar WWsi Aasvartep T W n ASvartlaeiMata. A t H eilig T h ea ter, Portland, O regon 1 4 K t 1 ff iltA r tu e Ctoxual 3 T h r w N i,h U : Sun. Mon. T u . i M - c — to7Sc. r r-- Sun- M on. Tu ne W od. to »1.23 M A T IN Four E fA -IS NIGHTS—15c S ▼ df |P r } | JI J U IPPODRC S 4 Hotel Ali H i flSGta — k VAUDEVILLE—MEIRO PHOTO PLAYS C hnn,n P r o c n n Snndnr, Thuradn? Mntinna D n jy . Tw ice Nicfctlx. Papular Price». Balloon« Saturday Matinoo f DO YOU KNOW THAT THE ALDER HOTEL IT 286 Alder Street. Portland, Oregon. W ill rent you a room for 61.00 per day. or • room w ith bath for 61.50 to 62.00 per day? BAB’S RESTAURANT 1 H E i L Cafeteri T S ix th stree t opposite T h e O reg o n ia n and A l- d e r stree t opposite M e ir dt F ra n k ’* T h e Best E atin g p lace in th e C ity . T h e Finest C o ffe e an d P astry * S pecialty. n Z| SWOLLEN (Varicose) VEINS “Wkere Hem Fitters and Makers for Fifty-five Yean M iti W PORTLAND. ORB. Satisfaction or Money Back, kd for Book and Measure Blank Today. T h e plea s u re o f y o u r t r ip to P o r t la n d w ill depend upon th e h o tel you s e le c t C ozy s u rro u n d in g s, m o d e ra te ra te s , a n d th e w e lc o m e you fin d In y o u r o w n ho m e to w n , a w a it y ou a t th e M u ltn o m a h . WOODARD, CLARKE & CO. P ortlan d. Alder at W ert Park Garage in Connection. E y e a n d E y e Glasses C a re g M k u m y s p e c ia lty . S a t is f a c t io n WS*' C o n s u lta tio n g u a r a n te e d . If it’s anything In paint we have IL free . Dr. B. A . B e d y n e k , 608-9 P itto c k B lo c k . K O D A K S L e t us fin is h w h a t y o u r K o d a k began. B e s t w o rk , best s ervice. O ld e sta b lis h e d K o d a k fin is h e rs , 12 y ea rs In P o rtla n d . M a ll o rd e rs g iv e n s p e c ia l c are . W e pay P r e s e r v a tiv e P a in ts AND G lid d e n V a r n is h e s The very beet—the kind that lasts longer. Make our atore your headquarters In Portland. P re m o c a ta lo g sen t on req u e s t. E v e la n d dt L e w ie , 413 E a s t M o rris o n S t., P o rtla n d . Preservative Guaranteed P A IN T S RUBBER STAMPS and MARKING DEVICES. ’X ”. $3.50 Deck and Floor PAINTS r 9 or 10 Colors, gallon • e r r . a o *. e w m A B U S IN E S S . » . tiamo . c E D U C A T IO N If you cannot come In send for color card. Order by mail. Mall orders tilled same day as received. FREE “Yon Can Get b At Beebe'»’’ A P o s itio n f o r E a c h G ra d u a te W r it e us to d a y . A L 1 S K Y B U IL D IN G Y E S , " I T W I L L P A Y ” to send us t h a t R A D IA T O R fo r r e p a ir. M a d e lik e n e w to r a m o d e ra te pric e . E x p e r t w o rk a b s o lu te ly g u a r a n teed. R A D IA T O R S E R V IC E CO. C o r U n io n & H a w th o r n e , P o rtla n d F ire X a S uccess E v e r y a u to , tr u c k , tr a c t o r an d h o m e should be equipped w it h F i r e X , th e n e w »2.60 In s ta n ta n e o u s F ir e E x tin g u is h e r— h a rm s n o th in g b u t F I R E . C o m p le te E x tin g u is h e r re a d y fo r use m a ile d to a n y address In O reg o n or W a s h in g to n on r e c e ip t o f price. N e e d e d e v e ry w h e re , a n y c lim a te , a a ra n te e d . A g e n ts w a n te d . F i r e X o m p a n y , P o r tla n d , O regon . The Beebe Company Cor. IsL and Wash. Sta Portland, > E x t e r n a l C a n c e r« s u c c es s fu lly tr e a te d w it h o u t th e k n ife . In fo r m a tio n a n d e x a m in a tio n fre e . B a n k a n d p ro fe s sio n a l re fe re n c e s upon in q u iry . W a s h in g to n Box C a n c e r In s titu te , 427, C e n tra lia , In c. W a s h in g to n DR. G. E. WATTS 212 Oregonian Building. PO R TLAN D . OREGON S P E C IA L IS T “W a tch Y our F e e t” “ A M o d e ra te P ric e d H e te l of M e r it ” HOTEL P O R T L A N D R U G CO. M an u factu rers of FLU FF and RAG RUGS a Soeeialty C A M PET C L E A N IN G , L A T IN O A SUONO 1672-1674 East 17th Street E y e s E xam in ed . G la sse s F itted . Jj l K j m od ern done by e q u ip m e n t. C L IF F O R D E ast M orrtaon S t , a t E aat Sixth, the P rin cip al E a a t Side H otel, i m inutes from Shopping D istric t. F o u r blocks from 8. P. Eaat Side Station. C orona ' The P e rs o n a l W r it in g M a c h in e . W e ig h t ( lbs. 11 ■ ' » P rice »60 00 case Included Fait ll Up Tata will Tag; Typewrite Aaywbere. E. W. PEASE, 110 Sixth, Portland, Ore. W rit, for f o ld « ”C ” m a ll. H a v e y o u r old w o rn o u t c arp e ts and woolen^ cloth es m ad e in to a r tis tic re v e rs ib le F b U F F R U G S . C a rp e ts and rugs r e - a ire d , s te a m cleaned. R a g rugs a ll sizes. u y fro m fa c to ry a n d s ave m oney. W r it e fo r prices. É JOY T H E ~ T A I L O 1 L Suite elmnod. I Ü 2 5 We pay return Postage. 104 Fourth St., Portland. Ore DR. FRANCIS M. STUMP, P h y sicia n 4k S urgaon Former Physician to the Portland Sanitarium. Diseases of Women and Children. Oftioe hours, 11 to 12 a. m., 2 to 4 p. m. Office phone Main 3079. 602-608 Morgan Building. Portland. Oregon. P A IN L E S S D E N T IS T R Y E x p e r t d e n tis t ry . S a v in g of n e a rly f t . Out o f high r e n t d is tr ic t . N . E . C or. 2nd A B u r n a ld e . M ost S a tis fa c tio n g u a ra n te e d . P R E - W A R P R IC E S C la r k - B r o w e r O p tic a l C o., 112 J 6th S tre e t DR. E. H. EA ST P H Y S IC IA N A N D S U R G E O N »claltlesi G o itr e * Dlaeaaea of W omen a n ' d M __ a „ te rn ity Portland. Ora. f le e M o rg a n B u ild in g AUTO REPAIR PARTS Send for free catalog PISTONS— PISTON PINS—RINGS Cylinder and Crank Shaft Grinding. Auto- motive Machine Work and Welding. COOK A G ILL CO.. INC. 11th and Bumaide Sta. Portland. Ore. Phon.: Bdwy. S K I PERSONAL ' ^ V R f t Y T S ’T Z N w r r r s F T S i i i t i n E i y m e ; b e a t a n d m o s t successful " H O M E M A K E R " ; h u n d re d s r ic h w is h m a rria g e soon; s t r ic t ly c o n fid e n tia l; m ost re lia b le ; y e a rs o f e x p e rie n c e ; d e s c rip tio n tre e . " T h a Successful C lu b ," M r * B all, Box 6*6, O a k ia n d . C a lif o r n la ______ P L A T I N G N IC K E L A N O S IL V E R ~ ìT s a ìs r a ^ a w ì^ » n r ^ lights »1.»« each. P arta nickeled. H a rd w are reflnlshed. C alifo rn ia P lating W k a , Cor. 2nd and Salmon S ta ________________ P L U M B IN G A P L U M B IN G S U P P L IE S ^ W ,"~ e an a u p p ly you w ith any kind of plum bing supplies a t wholesale p ric e * W e w ill gladly estim ate coat of an y Job. W rite fo r prices. S T A R K -D A V IS CO., l t t - l t O 4th S t.. P o rtla n d S A N lt A R Y B E A U T Y P A R L O R W a help the appearance of w o m e * T w e n ty -tw o Inch sw itch or transform a tlon, value »7.M, price »1.4». 400 to 411 Dekum Bldg. V fe A é H C N S O F T R U T H Send 26 cen ts a n d a elf-ad d re ae e d e n v e l ope to th e Gagea, 40« F le ld n e r B ld g ., r e g a r d in g H e a lth , H a p p in e s s a nd S u c c è s * A N O MORRISON SI F ifth »treat, P ortlan d C U T F L O W E R S A F L O R A L D E S IG N S C la rk e B r o a , F l o r i s t * 3»7 M o rrta o n BL D A N C IN G E V E R Y N O O N A E V E N IN G O rie n ta l C a fe . C h in e s e -A m e ric a n K itc h e n C o rn e r B ro a d w a y a u d _ W a a h . P O R T L A N D D E F O R M IT Y A P P L IA N C E S K . E . K a r ls o n a C o., 462 B u rn s id e St. O R U G L E S S P H Y S IC IA N F o r rh e u m a tis m a n d c h ro n ic disease. D r. C h y b k e , D . P ., 323 F le ld n e r Bldg. G u a ra n te e d fo r a u to tops. S p rin g lu b r i c a n t a n d g a a k e t com pound- »0« P in e S L FA R M LO A N S D evereaux M ortgage Co., »7 «th BL_____ F L O W E R S F O R A N Y O C C A SIO N Geo. B e ts A Sou, «»7 W i lli a m , A v a ____ FO R D R E P A IR IN G E X C L U S IV E L Y C u rle y ’, F o r d Shop, 227 S a lm o n S I.__ F O U N D R Y A N D M A C H IN E W O R K S C o m m e rc ia l Ir o n W o rk s , 7th A M adison . G A R A G E S A N D A U T O R E P A IR IN G M u ltn o m a h H o te l O a ra g e , j q a n d AhM eny. G U A R A N T E E D R E B U IL T M A CH IN ES O regon T y p e w r it e r Co., 94-A eth BL H A R D W O O D F L O O R IN G E le iu a n H a rd w o o d F lo o r Co. 689 E W ash. O a k - L e a f H a rd w o o d F lo o r C o., 231 E . 76th BL N . F loors e le c tric »anded.___ E a a t S ide H a rd w o o d F lo o r Co., Inc., <10 E . B u rn s id e . H E M S T IT C H IN G A N D P L E A T I N G Susie B u c k le y , P o w e r’s F u r n it u r e S to re . L. A . 8 . U S E D C A R E X C H A N G E Used cars b u t an d sold. 28 N . 11th S t., P hone B ro a d w a y 3214.____________________ M F G S . O F V U L C A N IZ E D R O O F P A IN T N e w roofs a n d r e p a irin g done. Y ou n g a n d W oods, 1103 E . C a ru th e rs S L M F G 8. O F R E E D F U R N IT U R E B u y C o a s t M a d e Goods. H e e d S p e c ia lty Shop, 319 W illia m s A ve. M O N U M E N T S — E . 3d ane P ine S t * O tto S c h u m a n n G r a n ite A M a rb le W o rk a N U R S E R IE S K u a a e llv lll, N u rs e ry , R . F . D . 1. E a s t Side N u rs e ry , SI U n io n A v e . Ñ . N U R S E R Y STO CK V illa N u r a e r t e * R . N o. 1, P o rtla n d .______ O REG O N F L U F F R UG CO. J. H . L e h m a n n , P ro p . 1214 E a s t S ta rk S C H O O L O F W E L D IN G O ffic ia lly recog nised by s ta te a nd fe d e ra l b o ard aa T h e place to le a rn w e ld in g a ll m e ta ls . C o m m e rc ia l School of W e ld in g, 611 E a s t G r a n t ,'C o r . 11th, P o rtla n d . P Y O R R H E A D E N T I8 T S Smith Long Stevenaon 310 Bush A Lane Bld<.__ T I R E R E P A I R I N G A N D R E T R E A D IN G Used a n d n e w tire s b o u g h t a n d sold. A 4k £ T i r e Shop, 389 H a w th o r n e A ve . TYPEW RITER S—N EW OR R E B U IL T Rebuilt Typewriter Co.. 304 Oak Street. S A L V A T IO N A R M Y R E S C U E H O M E W i ll h e lp fre ln d le s s girls. D . & M . c a r, M a y f a ir & A le x a n d r ia Sts. SILOS A N D W A TER TANKS _ National Tank A Pipe Co», Portland.__________ T IN S M IT H S W illa m e t t e S h e e t M e ta l W k s . A u to W o rk Sp e c ia lty . 106 N . 3rd St . _________ W e lt e r S y s te m o f S u g g e stive T h e ra p y D r . T . W . A y e rs , 716 D e k u m Bldg. W H O LE S A LE ANO R E TA I L tiN W A R E P o r tla n d T in w a r e M fg . C o., 47 F ir s t St. A L A S K A P L U M B jN Q _ _ ^ H _ E A T II^ q C g . tT u m b in g F ix t u r e s an d S upplies. Pipe F it t in g s , lo w e s t prices. 363 E . M o rris o n r M B R O I O E R T N G A N D ^ P L E A T T n G— — A e c o n iia r n ii de an d box ' P le a t i n g , H ern - s titc h in g . B u tto n s C overed, B ra id in g , etc. K . S te p h a n s , 219-20-21 P itto c k B lock. D R U G L E S S P H Y S IC IA N Nervous^urd^cKronkT^diseaaes a special ty . I f o th e rs h a v e fa ile d g iv e m e a tr ia l. Dr. A d a N . S c o tt, 136 13th S t r e e t _ _ C h ro n ic diseases a s p e c ia lty . Dr. W. N . A lle n , 2nd a n d B urn s id e ._______ A R T I F I C I A L L IM B S '~ 5 ? ïg 5 r îr im iïu r a s r c ir T ^ ^ fo r Catalog. »01 2nd 8L , Portland. C L E A N I N G A N O D Y E IN G F o r r e lia b le C le a n in g a n d D y e in g ,e r v - le e aend p a rc e ls to u a W e p a y re tu rn In fo rm a tio n and p ric e , gives upon req u e s t. E N K E ’S C IT Y D Y E W O R K S E s ta b lis h e d 1390 How to Succeed—How to Get Ahead—How to Make Good JEAN PAIGE S jj | B y JESSIE R O B E R T S | AFTER “ THE G R IP ,” or in convalescence from pneumonia, fevers, or other debilitating dis eases, your quickest way to get flesh and strength is with Doctor Pierce’s Golden Medical Discov ery. That gives purity to your blood and plumpness toyour body. I t makes thoroughly effective every natural means of repairing and nourishing your system. All druggists sell it in both fluid and tablet form. Send 10cto Dr. Pierce’s Invalids’ Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y., for trial package of Tablets. a iiiiim iiiim iim iiim iiim iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin DOES TEACHING PAY? _ P o rtla n d VÄR^^ST^ÖMESELLERONPACIFIC O v e r 900 P o r tla n d H o m e s fo r Sals. See F r a n k L . M c G u ire , A b in g to n B ld g ._____ H A V E Y O U A N Y S P A R E T IM E 7 W’e w ill m a k e you an a t t r a c tiv e , m oney m a k in g p ro p o s itio n to be o u r re p re s e n ta tiv e in y o u r lo c a lity d u rin g y o u r spare tim e . W r it e f o r fu ll p a rtic u la rs P A C IF IC L A B O R A T O R IE S , IN C ., 301 H a w th o r n s A v e ., P o r tla n d , O re. D O O R S A N D W IN D O W S W e can s e ll you D oors, W in d o w s , R o o f in g , P a in t, G las s a nd B u ild e rs ' H a r d w a r e , d ire c t a t w h o le s ale prices. W r it s for prices b e fo re b u yin g . H e a c o c k Sash 4k D o e r C o., 212 F i r s t S t , P o rtla n d HORSES, M U L E S B O U G H T, SOLD C ro w n S ta b le s , in c ., 286 F r o n t S t., P o r t la n d , O re . H o rs e s a nd m u le s fo r sale or h ire . S p e c ia l ra te s to loggers an d con tra c to rs . W i t h or w ith o u t harness. P h illip S u e tte r, P res. _ U . 8 . S T A B L E S ,“ 3«5 U n io n A v * D r a f t horaea bou g h t a n d gold. d. L . ChappelI7~222 U n io n A v a . Sou th. L E A R N M U L T I G R A P H IN G T h e C a lla n School, o n ly recognized school on th a coast. E x p e rie n c e d op era tors a lw a y s In d e m an d . 4U6 A rtis a n s B ldg M A C H IN E R Y Bead ua y o u r In q u irie s fo r a n y th in g la Ir e n o r W o o d w o rk in g M a c h in e ry , Lo gging. S a w m ill, C o n tra c to rs ’ E q u ip m e n t, Loco m otives, B o ilers . Engines, C ru sh ers. R a il, Cable, B e ltin g , etc. B a rk s M a ch in e ry Co., »2« R a ilw a y E x c b a ag s B ldg. - P o rtla - n d - . Or. - M ___________ A K E S O A P . A . T . HOME * W r it e f o r fr e e In fo rm a tio n a b o u t fo rm u la s a nd e q u ip m e n t. L a r g e p ro fits . E a s ily m ade. P . Q . B o w m a n . 24 A lb in a A ve. M EA T A N D PRODUCE BOUGHT N e w C oolers in s ta lle d a s s u rin g p ro te c tio n to s h ip p e rs o f dressed hogs, b u tte r, eggs, etc. T r y us. B ro w n * C o.. 310 H o y t. M O TO RCYCLES A N D PARTS A ll m a k e s E a sy term s. E A S T S ID E M O T O R C Y C L E CO. 44-4« G R A N D A V E . When in Portland to see the Rose Show eat at tha P o r tla n d C a fe te r ia All vegetables 6 and lOe: meats 10c, ehope 10c. Hah 10. 1« and 20c. We never close. Sixth and Devia S ta . Portland. Orason. Where Duellata Are Barred. A cartone old form of oath, which bara those who have fought duels from holding office In the county or atate, For removing rusted screw, from la «till administered In Texa* The mefal a screw driver has been In man elected haa to swear he has never vented that la operated by a racbet had any part In a duel. In a handle extending to one aide at an angle to afford leverage. Witty Simil* For traveling musicians a Pennsyl The last speaker of a long program vanian has Invented a full-sized bass at a recent banquet said: "My speech drum that can be folded and carried will be like modern atyle In woman’s tn two cases, one an ordinary suit dress—long enough to cover the sub case, the other about the same size ject and short enough to be Interest bnt of different shape. in g .” M U C H IN L IT T L E Tied brick« from Nineveh and ■ylon are to be found In the Brtt- muaeum. lost of the tobacco grown In the tclpal two district« of South Af- i Is raised from Virginia and Ten- see seed. . hundred years ago It was a com- l thing for memlters of the British llament to go to the house In • ;e of Intoxication. mt AGRICULTURAL IM PLEM EN TS New end Second hand Form machinery end Im- pienmnte. 1‘. E. Eehanehade, Portland._______ _ A R T L E A T H E R GOODS L e a th e r L e g g tn s , T r a v e lin g B ags, T r u n k * P o rtla n d L e a th e r C o., »»< W a s h in g ton. feO lLE R W O R K f — N e w — R ap e I rl no E a s t H ide B o ile r W k s , E a s t W a t e r A M ain B R A Z IN G , W E L D I N G A C U T T IN G N o rth w e s t W e ld in g A Supply Co., »« 1st Bt C H IR O P R A C T O R A N D E L E C T R O . T H E R A P E U T IC S D m . B a k e r a n d u les o n , 117 D e k u m Bldg. C L E A N E R 3 , T A IL O R S A N D D Y E R S S pecial a t t e n t io n g iv e n to m a ll o r d e r * R E G A L T A IL O R S , 127 N o r t h S ix th 8 L _ CREAMERY W illam ette D a iry , B u y e r, of M ilk . C re a m an d E g g a W a pay cash. 481 U n io n A v.h i postage. N E W FLU FF R UGS A T HALF C O ST O F N E W C A R PETS. Northwest Rug Co., ’l U Ä S Female and Rectal Troubles and GLAND TRANSPLANTATIONS R e p a irin g Oregon Tired Aching Feet Can Be Relieved. D. W . ELR O D , 1115 Selling Bldg, Portland. Specializing on Arch Supports, Honest John Truss. Seamless Elastic Hosiery. Abdominal Supports, Ankle Sup ports. S C A N C ER S Mfg. Co., D u ck b a ck W a te r p r o o tin g P r e se r v a tiv e A re painful and often dangerous. Our Hand-woven-to-fit Elastic Stockings, Balta and Bandages always give relief. Woodlark Bulldiox A C C O R O IA N P L E A T I N G _____________ K n ife a n d 'b o x p le a tin g ,'h e m s titc h in g , 10c yd. B u t t o n , covered E a a te r n N o v e lty S 3 HE talk that was started by Miss Helen Taft, acting president of T Bryn Mawr college, when she assert ed that In her opinion the professors of the country should strike for high er salaries has led many people to ask themselves whether or not ttachlng pays. It has long been culled the “worst paid profession” and there la no doubt that the teacher must sacrl- llce any hopes of a great lnco. e, how ever eminent he or she may become. Yet there Is no profession of a more vital importance than teaching, and the teacher should be treated as, and receive the remuneration of, a valua ble member of society. Teaching should be made attractive, and every means that could induce people of talent, force, energy and charm to take up teaching should be used as a matter of course, since the community Is bound to benefit. There are some who say that the vacations of teachers are longer than in the other professions, and this Is so. But the work Itself Is extremely fatiguing; even with the long vaca tions, many teachers break down in what should be the prime of life. Then these vacations are often cur tailed by summer work and extension work. Teaching in America is largely in the hands of women. It Is woman's duty to see that teaching is brought to Its highest efficiency, and that it Is made attractive to the right people. Teaching taust be better paid or the men and women who are most needed »s teachers will go Into other work. A Cheerful Note. “All things are full of Iniquity and vice; more crime Is committed than can be remedied by restraint. We struggle In a huge contest of crimin ality. Daily the passion for sin is greater. The shame in committing It is less” . . . This is not the out cry of one who looks with alarm upon the orgies of the profiteers, the oper ations of the auto bandits, the greed of landlord* and the pernicious ac tivities of the grafters, gamblers, mar ket manipulators and crooked politi cians. It is the philosopher Seneca’s description of conditions in Rome 2,- 000 years ago. Handsome Jean Paige has won a largo following of admirers In her work as a “movie” star. She la the daring and dainty little actress who has been the center of attraction on many bills offered by the motion pic Lalla Rookh. ture house* Miss Paige was reared on her father's model farm near Pari* The story of Lalla Rookh In short III. She knows horses and loves them. is this: She was the supposed daugh -------- O-------- ter of Aurungzbee, emperor of Delhi. She was bethrothd to Alirts, sultan of Lesser Bucharia. On her Journey from Delhi to Cashmere she was entertained (C opyrigh t.) by Feramorz, a young Persian poet, -------- o -------- with whom she fell In love, and un bounded was her delight when she THE ROMANCE OF WORDS discovered that the young poet was the sultan to whom she was betrothed. "TRAGEDY." "PERSONS” AND “PEOPLE.” Trie story is beautifully told by the Irish poet, Tom Moore. The title of i s c o v e r y of the fact that HE word "persons,” used to In the poem Is “Lalla Rookh.” the word "tragedy” is a dicate a number or a gathering compound of two Greek words of human beings. Is numerical; the Cuticura for Sore Hands. meaning “goat” and “song,” and word “people” Is collective. The dif Soak hands on retiring In the hot suda that a literal translation of the ference In the use of the words may original term would be “a song be illustrated more easily by giving of Cutlcurn Soap, dcy and rub in Cu Remove surplus of the goat,” throws but little examples than by discussing the gram ticura Ointment. Ointment with tissue paper. This Is light upon the modern use of matical principles Involved. the word, until one examines We say, correctly, "Three persons only one of the things Cuticura will do the custom In vogue In ancient entered the theater,” not, "Three peo If Soap, Ointment and Talcum are used Greece, particularly In connec ple entered the theater.” But we k>r all toilet purpnseg.—Adv. tion with the production of should not say or write, “There was Tree as Nursemaid. tragedies. a crowd of persons In the theater” ; Here, though, we find that the “The larch or tamarack, Is the best say, “There was a crowd of people." goat played a central role in The rector was asked, “How many ‘nurse,’ ” said the forester, who was these entertainments. Not only can be seated In your church?” He busy planting a double line of little was one of the animals offered replied, “We can seat comfortably larcheB on the edge of a new planta as a prize for the best perform about one thousand persons, but If an tion. He explained that the strong, ance by the actors but, because unusual crowd of people wishes to at quick-growing larch was the best tree the goat Is very partial to eat tend the services we can accommodate to protect others from frost and ing grape-vines, and therefore more than a thousand." The Standard an enemy of Bacchus—the pa Dictionary says, “It would be quite drought. "And If you are planting a gan god of wine in whose honor out of place to say, ‘The pastor de beech hedge,” he added, "it will pay the festivals were held—one of sires to meet the young persons of you to plant white-thorn on the wind them was sacrificed at each pro the church.' ” ward side, for the white-thorn will duction of a tragedy. Further (C o p y rig h t.) protect the beech and can be cut back to carry out the simile, the ac -------- O--------- later when it has served Its purpose.” tors were dressed for the most part In goat skins, because Perfection. many of them posed as mar A LINE 0 ’ CHEER tyrs, a custom from which we There is a good deal of criticism of obtain our word “satirical.” The By John Kendrick Bangs. Adam's alibi—of blaming Eve for the singing of a solemn, melancholic expulsion from Eden—but none of the song was the signal for the sac critics since haxe ever been able to rifice of the goat, and It la be THE GRACELESS SNEER. frame a better one.—Kansas City Star. cause of thia connection that we apply the word ’’tragedy” Ho O M E w lg h ta to d a y h ave o n ly Kiss Their Money Good-By. something which Is extremely sneers sad, whether on the stage or In New York Paper—The Mongolians F o r those w h o d w e lt In Y e s te r everyday life. do not know either the klsB of friend yea rs , (C o p y r ig h t) A n d fro m th e ir lives fo r a y e w ould ship or that of polltenesc. With them cast the kiss Is reserved to lovers, to T h e lessons o f th e storied past. -------- O--------- B u t fo r m y p a r t m y h e a rt runs fiances or man and wife. w D T S iwww eeeeeeeeeeee e w< THE WOODS By DOUGLAS M ALLOCH THE CODE. OUR morals down there In the o’e r W it h g ra titu d e in endless store T o those b ra v e souls w h o sailed lif e ’s sea A n d c h a rte d o u t th e course fo r m e. T h a t I m ig h t s a fe r s ail a nd And T h e P o rts to w h ic h m y Soul's in clined. A n d counts as base th e graceless sneer A t fo re b e a r an d th e pioneer. (C o p y rig h t.) city Y Are different morals from ours: Both punish, ner pardon, ner pity, The serpent thet gits In the flow’ra; Both punish, when punishment's cornin’. An’ yet on a different plan: Vou gener’ly brand the woman— We gener'ly shoot the man. (C o p y rig h L ) ---------O--------- Country's Oil Refineries. Today there are more than «00 oil refineries In the United State«, with an aggregate dally capacity of nearly 2,000,000 barrels. Texas lead« all the states with more than seventy plants completed. Oklahoma Is second and Pennsylvania third. -------- O-------- THE CHEERFUL CHERUB There is k c e r ta in little j t e r I morskip vzitk Zv love devout. No rTYtktter v /ta .t g o o o r \ u p th e re , I t never lets its fu se blovz o u t. - How ft|5tarted Tiles of Pearls. Mother-of-pearls tiles, for bathrooms or other decorative use,-are the new Invention of Albert and Caesar Vuil- lerment, of Philadelphia. The shells of pearly mussels are crushed to pow der and mixed with Just enough ce ment to render the material plastic. It Is then molded into tiles or slabs, and the surface Is ground and polished for a pretty finish. Remove Blood Stains. To remove blood stains from cloth saturate with kerosene and, after It stands a while, wash In warm water. ELEVATORS. A paste made of common laundry starch and water will remove blood HE first power elevator Is said to stains without a trace. If not entirely have been produced by E. O. Otis removed by the first application re In a shop near Yonkers, N. Y. In the peat once or twice. International Exhibition of 1853 Io New York the first elevator with a The city of Calgary, Alberta, re safety device was shown. The mod ern elevator Is a descendant of the ceived Its name In 1876 from Col. ancient hand-power hoists used In Macleod, then in command of the royal monasteries, where no outsider was northwest mounted police at that admitted, and goods were Introduced point. He named It after his old home, by baskets and ropes. Calgary, a small estate on the Isle ( C o p y r ls b t .) of Mull, Scotland. -------- Ok— 8avn Birds to 8ave Trees. With the Idea of saving the beauti ful oak trees on the campus of Wellesley college, a number of the «Indents have organized a bird club, >whlch will, In every way possible, Sanpl« JfVM». iMntwM»». W OwttMra endeavor to encourage the presence of birds on the campus. It Is thought that the pest of destructive Insect« Are Y n Satufied? 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