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THE You Can be a Better Teacher by Training Yourself Pro- fessionally at the Oregon Normal School, Monmouth, Or. OREGON’S SCHOOL FOR OREGON TEACHERS HERMISTON HERALD, PARAGON OF DOGS Steamboat Captain’s Pet Was in Class by Itself. You will learn what to teach and how to teach. The school prepares you for elementary work in city and country schools. Every member of the faculty One Performance, However, Brought has professional preparation. Argument Whether He Was Wisest COURSES—Professional, Supervisor, Rural and Primary. of His Kind or Plain First Semester Begins September 10, 1917. Canine Fool. Learn more about your professional possibilities. The 1917 catalogue telia. The Registrar has one for you. Write for it. J . . The bulldog of the Esmeralda, packet for the settlements between ROMANCE SEEN FROM SADDLE freighter WHEN IN Portland and Machias, in intelligence Galloping Hoofs Constitute an Eternal and accomplishments, is reckoned a paragon of dogs. In Portland he walks Challenge to the Spirit uptown with the captain and returns of Youth. alone with any purchases and newspa pers which may be Intrusted to him. Romance likes to come on horse He even brings back meat, and this back; the jingling spurs and bridle quota of self-restraint puts him in a SEATTLE’S LARGEST HOTEL Irons chant a happy pean In his ears, class by himself, Holman Day writes Only three blocks from Depots and Docks. Op- and from the saddle, as from the in Harper’s Magazine. posi te City Hall Park and Court House. throne, he looks out over the workaday THE FINEST DOLLAR ROOM IN AMERICA One day, according to legend, this world, says a writer In Scribner's log was actor in an affair which has With detached bath. 1 person. $1.00 $1.50 2 persons, $1.50 $2.00 Magazine. been debated warmly ever since; it With private bath. 1 person. $2.00 $2.50 $3.00 Romance always has been linked gives rise to the argument whether the 2 persons. $3.00 $3.50 $4.00 “When in Seattle Try the Frye” with riding; In the playroom mounted dog is the wisest of his generation or on a gallant rocking chair youth rides just a plain canine fool. There is no Into a land of golden deeds ; later he middle ground among the disputants swings In long gallops on the faithful along the water front. The event itself hobbyhorse Into spicy and fugitive ad was sufficiently grotesque to merit MOUNT YOUR AGATE.IN A SOLIO venture. To the page on a prancing mention. OF FINGER ANOAGATt palfrey and to the cavalryman In The captain decided to test the dog’s NOVELTY AGATE CO khaki the lure of romance is the same; Intelligence as a shopper. Therefore the rhythm of galloping hoofs thuds he put a coin into a basket which he PORTLAND OREGON always in the Imagination, the lady's hitched to the animal’s collar, and then favor on the lance and the quivering rapped his knuckles on an outspread scarlet guidon flutter alike a mysteri newspaper, getting the dog’s undivided ous and eternal challenge to the spirit attention. Lastly, he pointed up the We Pay the Postage. If in need of Pure Drugs and Chemicals. Arch of youth. “To horse and away,” and wharf and told the dog to “Git !” Fido all the world's before one. obeyed with alacrity and went up Stevenson always wanted to write a the wharf’s roadway in a cloud of dust. for Men. and all other Rubber Goods tion, send to the story about a man galloping up to an At the head of the long wharf there LAUE DAVIS DRUG CO. Inn at night, and the very suggestion was a bold terrace of a little park Truss Experts whose Irish caretaker had turned out Third and Yamhill, Portland, Or. brings a tingle to the Imagination: to graze his pair of pet goats, hitched By on the highway low and loud. By at the gallop goes he. together with a short leash. The dog He heard him In the sleepless mid dashed up the terrace and overtook the nights of his childhood ; and, indeed, frightened goats, setting his jaws on Are made from your OLD CAR the sound of thudding hoofs always the leather leash with his best grin PETS. Rag Rugs woven all sizes. makes the heart beat faster. The so The goats leaped from the embank Mailorders receive prompt and care- ciable clattering of a single footer on ment, carrying the dog with them, and ful attention. Send for booklet. asphalt, the crackling of twigs and landed on a fruit peddler's dozing NORTHWEST RUG CO. Portland, Or. leaves on the quiet autumn trails, the horse, a goat on each side, like saddle- E. 8th and Taylor Sts. muffled rhythm of a canter on the turf, bags; the leash'held, and so did the its resonance on a bridge—all these bulldog. Down the wharf went the make music In the ears and bring the outfit, and the terrified horse did not very smell of adventure. To him who pause when he reached the end ; he Rose City Park, Portland, Oregon. Phone Tabor 1081. rides there Is always “something lost leaped over the rail of the Esmeralda A SELECT BOARDING AND behind the ranges"—and his heart and went flat on deck in a tangle of DAY SCHOOL FOR GIRLS harness, goats and dog. yearns for it. Boys Under 10 Admitted. After matters had been set right. In Offers exceptional advantages. Limited num bar of pupils. Individual care. Thorough moral, cluding pay to the fruit merchant and Rewarding Italian Soldiers. mental, physical training. Modern languages. Music. Art. ▲ salary scheme is being worked apologies to the goat owner, the cap out tn Italy, which promises to have tain took Fido to one side and dispar good results. Salaries will be paid by aged his intelligence, rapping his employers to their employees, who are knuckles once more on the newspaper on active service the continuation of and informing the canine shopper that Sixth and Everett Sts., Portland, Ore. which will be regulated according to he had not been sent for goats or ba Four blocks from Union Depot. Two blocks from New Postoffice. Modern and fireproof. the number of years of previous serv nanas. Over 100 outside rooms. Rates 75c to $2.00. “Just a minute, sir!” broke in the ice. The first clause provides for the CHAS. G. HOPKINS, Manager. reinstatement In their former posi cook, who was listening. “Do you no tions of all employees having served tice what you have been rapping your for at least one year with the firm hand on?” The captain looked at the sheet. It for which they were working at the carried a big advertisement of bock Bought, Sold, Rented and Repaired entrance of Italy into the war. The beer with a goat rampant in the middle WALKER ELECTRIC WORKS Burnside, cor. 10th. Portland, Ora. clauses relating to salaries during the of it. war are as follows: AU workingmen the colors who have been with a HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK, with Helmets Save Soldiers' Lives. firm for at least five years are en A British medical correspondent WOOL AND MOHAIR. titled to a third of their usual sal commenting upon some recent French We want all you have. Write for prices Md shipping tags aries during the continuation of the TNi H. F. N orton C o . Portland, Ore.; Seattle, Wn. war. This applies to married men statistics, says: “Out of 55 cases of head Injury it was found, for exam with families. In all other cases the ple, that 42 occurred in soldiers who SCIENTIFIC ASTROLOGICAL Instructions: employers shall pay the men at the Forecasts, Readings, Books, etc. A general fore wore no helmets. Among the 42 there cast for 5 years with special indications for 1 year; rate of a quarter of their former sal were 23 fractured skulls. The remain or any particular question with advice, for $1.00, send full birth data. ASTROLOGICAL STUDIO, aries. Men with ten years’ service to ing 19 cases suffered from! severe scalp Portland, Oregon, P. O. Box 825. their credit will receive, if married, wounds. Among the 13 cases which with families, one-half of their sal- wore helmets there was not a single salesmanship, English branches, at an accredited arles, and if not married a third. The school: write, or phone Main 590 for catalogue; decree only applies to firms employing fracture of the skull; eight showed uates guaranteed positions. Behnke-Walker some concussion effects, and five had ness College, 167 4th Street, near Morriaon. at least three workmen. slight wounds. A considerable num Portland. Oregon. ber of the unprotected cases died ; none of the protected died. The most Different. Grimly Classical. Grandma—I wouldn’t eat that hard significant fact which has emerged “Do you regard the study of Latin since the helmet was introduced was apple in that way, Willie. as an advantage?” Willie—I shouldn’t think you would, emphasized by Doctor Roussy at the “Not now,” replied Mr. Growcher. grandma. I wouldn’t either if I did Academy of Medicine last year. He “But sometimes I wish literature had n’t have no more teeth than you’ve said that the percentage of cases show stuck to the old language. I can’t ing wounds in the head had increased. got.—Pearson’s Weekly. imagine anybody writing best seller The reason was, of course, that the stories or ragtime songs in Latin.”— number of sudden deaths from the Just So. Washington Star. cause had markedly decreased.” “What are these?” “Just some cakes I have been mak Fears for the Sheepmen. Good Year for Doctora. If the Idaho farmers attempt to hold ing. A few trifles.” “This is certainly a great year for “I wouldn’t call them trifles, my for *20 hay this fall it will force the love. Trifles are said to be as high as doctors,” remarked an interne, accord ing to a New York correspondent. sheepment of the state to reduce the air.”—Louisville Courier-Journal. “Only a few years ago there were so size of their flocks and have the effect many M. D.’s with their shingle out of causing many to withdraw from the here that some of them had to take up Getting Oil From Needles. business, according to Hugh Sproat, Investigations of the yield and the other business to keep the wolf from president of the Idaho Wool Growers’ assoication. Sproat does not agree value of cedar oil obtainable from some the door. But now there Is a dearth with Harvey Allred, director of the of our southern and western trees have of these professional men. In fact, state farm markets bureau, that the been made by the forest service partly they are so scarce that almost every farmers must get *20 a ton for their with a view to the possible utilization day editorials or advertisements are alfalfa if they are to make the same of waste material left after lumber printed calling for ‘10,000 doctors for the French army' or *15,000 doctors margin of porfit on their invest ing in the national forests. In these investigations, longlear and wanted on the British battle front.’ ment. western yellow pine leaves produce the The figures are growing all the time, Green Golfer (to caddie)—“What most promising results, bnt the needle and very soon It is likely, unless Rus are you looking there» for? I must Ils obtained from these pines did not sia recovers quickly from her ’political have driven it 50 yards farther than surpass the already firmly established and social delirium tremens,’ we shall receive a demand for 50,000 alienists that.” spruce and hemlock oils. Diplomatic Caddie—“Yes, sir; but The large quantities of needles and for the Russian revolution. It Is a sometimes they hit a stone and twigs on forest service timber sale great pity governments don’t really ap bounce back a terrible distance, sir.” areas are not only a sheer waste, bnt preciate what a doctor’s life is worth —Transcript. alec form a special fire hazard. An in over there.” creased market for leaf oil would make Scientist's War Service. possible the utilization of some of College of Neurology and this waste material. Dr. Alexis Carrel, one of the great Electro-Therapeutics, Inc., est of living surgeons, head of the Rockefeller Institute for Medical Re Fits Men and Women for Cats Fond of Needles. search and winner of the Noble prize * life of useful and profit Cats seem to have a habit of swal- for science In 1912, Is forty-four years lowing needles. When a cat is brought able work as old. Doctor Carrel, who Is a native to a veterinary hospital suffering with Drugless Practitioners • cough, the doctor always looks for a of France, la now wearing the "horizon F. A. BREWSTER, M. D„ DEAN needle. In one instance Doctor Childs blue” field uniform of a French lieu- 712 State, Salem, Oregon. of New York operated on a cat to re tenant, having been sent by the Rocke move what be thought was an ordi feller Institute to the front at the out nary needle. He found a hatpin nine break of the war to conduct an exten inches long. But the cat’s life was sive inquiry into modern war surgery. For his invaluable services to the saved. hr French wounded, the French govern to the Old Reliable Everding house with • ment has bestowed upon him the cross EotrYr er mar" of the Legion of Honor. Doctor Car Naturally. rel looks upon America as his real F. M. CRONKHITE “Don't the poor fisherman ever lose home, and after the war will return to money In this seine fishing?” $ New York to resume direction of the “Oh, no. It Is a business In which Rockefeller institute. there are bound to be net profits.” SEATTLE I TRY IPFEI THE " — — — $250 DRUGS BY MAIL BEAUTIFUL RUGS ACADEMY OF THE HOLY CHILD New Houston Hotel ELECTRIC MOTORS SHIP HERMISTON, OREGON, WAS FILLED WITH CURIOSITY He Was Just Waiting to Ses Whether Wife Would Carry Out Threat to Go Back to Mother's. The man was standing behind a tree in front of an apartment house in a cross street when the cop on that beat came pounding along on the sidewalk. It was close to midnight and naturally the cop stopped and looked at the man standing behind the tree. “Howdy,” says the cop, by way of opening conversation. “You’re another," replied the man good-naturedly. “Whuchuh doin’—waitin’ for some body?” inquired the brave policeman. “Nope.” “Just standin’ there, hey?” “You’ve hit it.” “Live near here, do you?” "Right in there,” says the citizen. Jerking his thumb in the direction of the apartment house he was standing in front of. The cop looked at him thoughtfully for a minute. “Mebby it’s none of my business,” he says, “and then again mebby it is. 1 don’t like to go ’round buttin’ into any body’s private affairs, but tell me, neighbor, what’s your graft, anyhow?” “Well,” loosened up the citizen, “if it’s a case of me a-tellln’ you or you croakin’ from curiosity right in front of my eyes, I’ll tell you how It is— provided it don’t go any further. My wife says to me when I started down- town this evenin’, ‘If you’re not home by midnight' I’m goin’ to pack up and go right back to mother’s. So there !’ ” “Well?” says the cop. “Well,” repeated the citizen, “It’s Just about midnight now, and I'm like you—I’ve got curiosity. I’m waitin’ here to see if she’s goin’ to keep her word.” The cop’s curiosity ceased at that point, and he walked on down the street, whistling, without waiting to see the thing out.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Insurance Policy and Marriage. “The important thing is that the In surance policy—big or little—should come into every home with the mar riage license. It should precede the savings bank account, the home, yes, even new clothes, or butter on the table. No man has a right to take a girl out of her father's home without protecting her from starvation in case of the accident of death. “There comes the unhappy word again—death. Yet the shadow of it need not rest heavily upon us. The un fortunate thing about a will is that it is associated in the average man’s life only with death. It should be associated with life. The time for a man to make a will is today, while he can do it with a smile on his lips, and the jests and good wishes of his witnesses ringing cheerily in his ears. Such a man cannot cheat death of its ulti mate victory; but he robs it of its sting, for he has made death powerless to bring poverty and distress to those who are left behind.”—Woman’s Home Companion. The Cooler for Hot Weather Is In the Bottle! The Drink That Fits A Brew that Stands Alone. Made by our patented process. Ask your dealer. If he has’nt it in stock, ASK US. Portland Brewing Co., Portland, Oregon. Obviously Exempt. One of the registrars in a Virginia country district tells a story of a negro man, obvisously within the prescribed ages and of powerful physique, who turned up on registration day. The registrar had a good deal of difficulty in making the applicant understand the questions. “Do you claim exemption?” he asked. “ Whut’s dat, suh?” “Is there any reason why you should not render military service—why you should not fight your country’s bat tles?” “Oh, yes, suh,” replied the appli cant, much enlightened. “Ise gun shy.”—Richmond Times-Dispatch. Resinol do it now DAISY FLY KILLER Rlecadunnzahene: allfiies. Neat, clean, ornamental, conven- ient, cheap. Lasts all season. Madeof metal, can’tspill ortip over; will not soil or Injure anything. Guaranteed effective. Sold by dealers, or 6 sent by express pre- paid for $1. Candid. “So you love the old songs best?” “Yes” replied Mr. Cumrox. “Why?” . “Maybe it’s because I haven’t much of an ear for music and I don’t want HAROLD SOMERS. 150 DeKalb Ave.. Brooklyn, V. T. to bother about learning any new ones. ”—Washnigton Star. Cm Granulated Eyelids, Supersensitiveness. The egotist with mind alert Is bound to get his feelings hurt, Assuming with suspicion grim Each passing jest is aimed at him, —Washington Star. Laugh When People Step On Your Feet Try this yourself then It along to pass others. It works! Ouch ! T I ? ! I This kind of rough talk will be heard less 1 ere in town if people troubled with corns will follow the simple advice of this Cincinnati authority, who claims that a few drops of a drug called freezone when applied to a tender, aching corn or hardened callous stops soreness at once, and soon the corn or callous dries up and lifts right off without pain. He says freezone dries immediately and never Inflames or even Irritates the surrounding skin. A small bottle of freezone will cost very little at any drug store, but will positively remove every hard or soft corn or callous from one’s feet Millions of American women will welcome this announce ment since the inauguration of the high heels. If your druggist doesn’t Hedges vs. Fences. have freezone tell him to order a small In many parts of the country hedges bottle for you. are taking the place of fences, and the change is certainly a desirable one SELECTION OF CHOICE SEED from the standpoint of beauty. They require little, if any, more care than Crops Don’t “Run Out,” Say Experts a fence, and are equally as serviceable. at Ames—-Fanning and Grading Of course, we don’t mean that hedges Are of Importance. are more desirable for fields than fences, but as a surrounding for the The old Idea that farm crops "run house and yard they are preferable. out" may safely be looked upon as a There are two general kinds of hardy humbug, say the farm crops men at hedges, the deciduous and evergreen, the Iowa experiment station at Ames; but the former is more common In this that Is, If reasonable care is given to country and seems to- meet with the the selection of good seed and proper most favor. In planting deciduous methods of soil culture each year. shrubs, a trench 4 feet wide and 6 Under careless management, of course, inches deep should be dug the length crops will deteriorate the same as an- of the row. A drainage should then I muls or men. be provided of broken stone and the If, due to careless handling, farm bed filled with the best soli it is possi crops do run down or “run out,” the ble to obtain. In planting, care should best thing to do Is to run them out. be taken to follow the direction given Dispose of the poor stuff and make a by the nurseryman, so that when the fresh start with good seed from ths shrubs mature they will be close farm of a thrifty neighbor. Then enough together—Exchange. keep the seed good. With tests of hundreds of varie Kissing the Black Stone. ties of different classes of crops at the As well die a Jew or a Christian as experiment station at Ontario, Can not make the pilgrimage to Mecca, said ada, Ames and other places, where Mahomet; and no obligation of Islam is reasonable attention was given to fan more piously discharged. It is believed ning and grading seed each year, cases that the ritual connected with the visit of “run out" are practically unknown. to the Ka’aba—the “square building”— This has also been the case on all well- and the kissing of the black etone go managed farms, also. back to days of idolatry, the “time of With proper management and nor ignorance” before the new faith mal conditions the seed grown on the bloomed, says the London Chronicle. farm should always be the best seed The black stone, which measures for that farm. about six inches by eight, is believed to have fallen from Paradise, to have AUTUMN DEMAND FOR CELERY been guarded during the deluge and handed to Abraham by Gabriel when Tendency to Rush Product to Market the Ka'aba was built. Certain parts Before It Is Well Blanched—Lose of the ceremonial—the throwing of In Trimming. stones at the devil, and the imitation The bracing fall weather will stimu of Hagar’s distracted wanderings in the desert, are supposed to have had late the demand for celery. At this significance for the pre-Mohammedan season when It Is selling readily at good prices, there is a tendency to times as well as for Islam. rush celery to market before It Is well blanched. This is a mistake, because Meaning of “America.” What does the word “America" it necessitates severe trimming at the mean? Few know. It Is derived from market end, and the product goes to the cheaper trade. To catch the best the word Amabric, a proper name grade, celery must be fully blanched, which represented the old Germanic clean and well trimmed. ideal of heroism and leadership. Then “Handling” celery should be finished the Norman French softened it to promptly and the rows ridged as fast Amaury. Then in Italy they changed as possible. If the soil Is allowed to it to Amelrigo. But the juxtaposition get Into the hearts of ths plants It of the “1” and the “r” bothered the will cause rot Celery intended for Italians, and It became Amerrigo, and storage should not be ridged. In some finally with one “r.” Thus It became quarters there Is a prejudice against the name of Amerigo Vespucci, a Flor blanching celery with boards. It is entine merchant and explorer. And it claimed that blanching with earth is In honor of his voyages of explora makes It crisper and gives It a better tion to the new world that a German flavor. Just the same, much of the geographer, Martin Waldseemuller by product grown In various parts of the name, gave the name America to the country is blanched with boards, and continent.— Ladies’ Homo Journal. It sells for top prices, toa 0PT4 Eyes inflamed by expo- " sure to Sun, Dust and Wind quickly relieved by Murine LVCS Eye Remedy. No Smarting, • just Eye Comfort. 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Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept L, Boston. Sold everywhere. —Adv. Misleading Labels. “Women are said to be the spice of life.” “You can’t depend on the la bels, though. I figured on getting cinnamon, but I got pepper.”—Louis ville Courier-Journal. The Grand Jury’s Visitation. The grand jury of Laurens county recently reported : “That the county jail, from which two negroes under life sentence have escaped recently, is in good condition, except the doors and locks.”—Macon Telegraph. HAVE YOU A SWEETHEART Son or Brother in camp or training for defense? If so, mail him a package of Allen’s Foot Ease, the antiseptic Powder for Tired, Aching, Swol len Feet, and prevents blisters and sore spots. Makes walking easy. Sold everywhere, 25c. Knew Her Botany. “What was the former talking about?” asked the first summer girl. “A whiffle-tree, ” said the other. “Well, I’ve studied botany, but I nev er heard of a whiffle-tree. Sounds like his idea of a joke.”—Louisville Courier-Journal. 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