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THE MO Rooms . 100 Baths Near Both Depots Absolutely Fireproof I Hotel Hoyt Corner Sixth and Hoyt Su., Portland, Ore. UNCLE SAM ON WHEELS Takes Traveling Shows Through- out the United States. Thoroughly Renovated & Decorated LOU HIMES. Manager. RATES——75e to «2. SPECIAL-Week or Month Government Is Fitting Up New Rail road Car Every Year to Carry Benefits of Experts' Work to the People. Uncle Sam believes that while a roll ing stone may gather no moss, a roll ing demonstration produces great re sults in the way of Increased knowl LARGEST and FINEST' edge, saved lives and righted wrongs. And he backs up this belief by the pur HOTEL in the NORTHWEST1 chase every year of a railroad car, fit Eric V. Hauser, President. I ted up to carry his discoveries to every 550 corner of the United States. Rooms Some six or seven cars he owns now $1.00 and an order has just been placed for Day-Up $2 Up another. Education on wheels seems to at tract the Interest and the plaudits of the multitudes. The traveling show Every Ford Car should carry one ex has never needed to make a strong out tra tire it aave changing on the road. side bid for favor; it carries its suc THE TWIN RIM cess with it; people welcome it inevit- fits both front and rear wheel. Applied in 5 min- utes. Saves time, clothes, temper and religion. ubly. Uncle Sam remembered this. Price $6.50. Sent parcel post prepaid, upon re Also he remembered that he has a ceipt of price. tremendous family of nieces and OREOON VULCANIZING CO., "The Tire Shop." 833-335 Burnside st.. Portland. Oregon nephews to reach. Why not combine their inherent curiosity about a shew ‘C. B.” MINERS & CO. from “furrin parts” with their need UNIVERSAL REPAIR and MACHINE SHOP for enlightenment? The problem was simple—just a matter of inoculating a AUTOMOBILE REPAIRING AND REBUILDING. little seriousness into the show or put 1.1. COR. FIFTH AND MUM UI PORTLAND, MUM ting some “sure enough” tonic into the FRED P. GORIN, Patent Attorney. mixture beneath the sugar coating and Organizer and Developer. Patenta secured or Fee inoculating a little novelty into the Refunded. FREE. Toy X-Ray Plate; shows every bone in your body right through your clothing. demonstrations. Suites 701. 701A. 701B. 701C. Central bldg.. Seattle Hence, the “federal special,” which were they all coupled together in one STUDY bookkeeping, shorthand, telegraphy, train, would be made up of a car each salesmanship, English branches, at an accredited school; write, or phone Main 590 for catalogue; from food research laboratory, the bu graduates guaranteed positions. Behnke-Walker reau of animal industry (both of the Business College, 167 4th Street, near Morrison. department of agriculture) ; the bureau Portland. Oregon. of mines, of standards and of fisheries, LEARN A TRADE. Gas Tractor and Auto with another, already appropriated mobile men are in demand. We are giving a com- píete course in both for the price of one tuition, for and soon to be added, from the bu for a short time only. Large class now graduat reau of chemistry. ing and have room for few more men. Catalog and details free. Hemphill’s Trade Schools, 20th & Hawthorne The car from the food research labo Portland. Oregon. ratory demonstrates methods for re ducing the appalling $50,000,000 yearly egg waste. The wool-exhibit car of the bureau Send us your next film or negatives for a trial of animal industry shows ranchmen and receive 40 per cent discount on the order. Ve- lox prints. 2c up. Developing, 10 and 15c. En how to prepare their wool for market largements. up to 8x10, black and white, 25c. All work guaranteed. Owing to the discount, kindly so as to increase their profits. send remittance to cover order. Difference will be The fish commission car transports refunded in case some are not good. Only one or der to a family at this price. "THE PRINTS THAT PLEASE’’ fishes from the Pacific, from the PHOTO CRAFT SHOP, Pittock Block. Atlantic and from the great lakes P. O. Box 725. Portland. Oregon to stock the individual and public plants of those who are following the HIDES, PELTS. CASCARA BARK, new pursuit, “fish raising.” WOOL AND MOHAIR. The bureau of standards’ car Is de We want all you have. Write for prices and shipping tags signed to go about the country testing THE H. F. NORTON CO. Portland, Ore.; Seattle, Wn. track scales on railways and weighing equipment of grain elevators and such establishments where commodities, We Ara Buyers of destined for the general public, are weighed in bulk, to see if the measures conform to standard. Etc. Your shipments to us will bring to you The bureau of mines car is an ultra- prompt returns and best possible prices. modern emergency kit on wheels which WRITE FOR SHIPPING TAGS. is rushed from its siding by a swift VALLEY PRODUCE COMPANY, locomotive and hastened to the scene 115 Front St., Portland. Oregon of every mine disaster for rescue work. The newest car, which really is not yet a car, but only an order for one, is to be a peripatetic laboratory which Gr Veal, Pork, Beef, la I F Poultry, Butter, Eggs will operate in connection with the and Farm Produce pure food act. On the general lines to the Old Reliable Everding house with a of a Pullman car, it will be designed record of 45 years of Square Dealings, and be assured of TOP MARKET PRICES. as a complete chemical and bacterio F. M. CRONKHITE logical laboratory, where the qualities 45-47 Front Street Portland. Oregon of food products may be definitely es- tablished as in any other laboratory. FORD CARS 40 Per Cent IANPFKINTINC- Veal, Hogs, Hides, Poultry, Eggs, FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE For property anywhere in the United States or Canada. What can you offer for 160 acres timber and bunch grass near Boundary, 160 acres Colum bia River water front near Bossburg, 10 or 100 acres adjoining Meyers Falls, 50 lots on business street in Meyery Falls—all in Stevens county, Wash. 240 acres Shoehone county, timber and bunch grass. 150 acres Kootenai County. 420 acres Bonner County, ranch and timber. Idaho—also cottage in Seattle for acreage near Spokane? W. S. ROBISON. 201 Central Bldg., Seattle. "REALTY: AU parts U. 8. and Canada." In the Tea Kettle. Cousin Elmer had a big boll on the back of his neck that was interfering seriously with his enjoyment of the spring and the world in general, and the conversation at the dinner table turned from cousin Elmer’s ailment to a general discussion of boils. When a lull came, John, age 8, who had been listening intently, spoke up: “The last boil I saw, papa, was in the tea kettle.”—Indianapolis News. No Doubt About That “What! Paid $50 for a hat? Woman, are you mad?” “No; but it’s plain to be seen that you are.”—Boston Transcript 589500950s******** Uncle Sam’s Doctors Urge More Fresh Air Gluttony is common, accord ing to a statement issued by the United States public health serv ice, but it has a penalty despite the fact that It is much con doned. Fat inefficiency and the red nose are two of the results of gluttony, it Is said. You must spend more of your time in the open air, warns Uncle Sam’s physicians and they suggest that you be given the treatment dogs receive when they get fat and wheezy. The diet should be cut down and the out-of-door exercise increased. Dyspepsia, It is stated, is often cured by work in the open air. Simple and moderate diet is urged for United States citizens as a means for attaining health. Motivs Enough. TWINE IS MADE FROM PAPER Manager—Your play lacks motive. Playwright—Motive? Why, man, 1 haven't had a square meal in a year. Experiments Made by Unelo Sam’s Experts In Forest Products Labra- tory Prove Success. The Reason. “What a big snob that fellow seems to be!" That wrapping twines which give “Of course, he Is. That’s why he’s thorough satisfaction can be made attached to an official bureau.”— Bal from paper has been demonstrated by timore American. experiments made by Uncle Sam’s for “Why is your wife looking so hap- est products laboratory at Madison, Wis. Several hundied packages, each py?” “She’s got something to worry about containing a medium-sized book, were again."—Puck. wrapped and fastened with the light est weight paper twine and were mailed to various points throughout the United States. Reports show that practically every package was received in good order and that In no case was there any damage which could be charged as a fault of the twine. In making twine the paper is cut into narrow strips which are then By buying direct from us at wholesale prices twisted tightly to form a cord. The and save the plumber’s profits. Write us to- day your needs. We will give you our rock- strength of the twine depends upon bottom "direct-to-you” prices, f. a b. rail or the character of the paper used and boat. We actually save you from 10 to 35 per the process of treatment It is wall cent. AU goods guaranteed. adapted to a number of purposes, but the foresters say that as yet no satis STARK-DAVIS CO. factory means has been found for pro 212 Third Street. Portland, Oregon tecting paper twine from the action of water, and It should not be used where It will be exposed to moisture. P, N. U No. IK 1917. HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. MUCH IN A NAME, SOMETIMES SAYS HOT WATER WASHES POISONS FROM THE LIVER Everyone should drink hot water with phosphate In It, before breakfast. To .feel as fine as the proverbial fiddle, we must keep the liver washed clean, almost every morning, to pre vent Its sponge-like pores from clog ging with indigestible material, sour bile and poisonous toxins, says a noted physician. If you get headaches, it’s your liver. If you catch cold easily, it’s your liver. If you wake up with a bad taste, furred tongue, nasty breath or stom ach becomes rancid, it’s your liver. Sallow skin, muddy complexions, wa tery eyes all denote liver uncleanli- ness. Your liver Is the most impor tant, also the most abused and neglect ed organ of the body. Few know its function or how to release the dammed up body waste, bile and toxins. Most folks resort to violent calomel, which Is a dangerous, salivating chemical which can only be used occasionally because it accumulates in the tissues, also attacks the bones. Every man and woman, sick or well, should drink each morning before breakfast, a glass of hot water with a teaspoonful of limestone phosphate in it, to wash from the liver and bowels the previous day’s indigestible mater ial, the poisons, sour bile and toxins; thus cleansing, sweetening and fresh ening the entire alimentary canal be fore putting more food into the stom- acb. Limestone phosphate does not re strict the diet like calomel, because it can not salivate, for it is harmless and you can eat anything afterwards. It is inexpensive and almost tasteless, and any pharmacist will sell you a quarter pound, which is sufficient for a demonstration of how hot water and limestone phosphate cleans, stimulates and freshens the liver, keeping you feeling fit day In and day out Hard to Get Up. “Every cloud may have a silver lin in’,” said Uncle Eben, “but de facili ties ain’ alius pervided fur climbin’ up an’ lookin’ at dat side o' de cloud.” Gouverneur Morris, the Novelist, Siepi In Suites When Other Corre spondents Didn’t. Private information from the battle- fields of Europe indicates that Gouver neur Morris, the novelist, has had a cinch over the other correspondents. In many of the hotels the corre- spondents were herded In one room at night, while Morris had a suite all to himself. Then again Morris was on friendly if not intimate terms with high officials and military command- ers, while the other boys had to scrape around as beet they could It was a mystery to the other scribes to understand how it was that Morris caught on so easily, got the best of everything and went hobnob bing with royalty, until one day a petty officer approached one of the newspaper men and said: "Will you kindly tell me what state it is that Mr. Morris is governor of?" The above calls to mind the fact that years ago George William Curtis, edi tor of the Easy Chair in Harper’s Mag azine, was in Oberammergau to wit ness the "Passion Play.” Unfortunate ly he was late in arriving at the open air theater and all the seats except those reserved for high officials were gone. The editor was in despair until he had a bright idea. Approaching one of the high officials he said: “Has the duke of Hesse Castle or the duke of Cambridge arrived yet?” “I think not,” the official replied. "Too bad.’ the editor remarked, "but when they arrive would you mind telling them that Mr.------, one of the electors of New York, is waiting for them?” The official bowed and said: “Cer tainly, sir, but would you not prefer to wait for them inside?” Mr. Curtis agreed that this arrange ment was much to be preferred to the one of standing outside, bo he permit ted the official to escort him down front and seat him near a bunch of princes, dukes and other assorted specimens of royalty. “It’s a great thing to be an elector of New York,” the editor said in tell ing the story.—From the Editor and Publisher. Just Now. “Him” Didn’t Stop Screams. “What’s the best seller today?” John McKinney, living in Shelby "Judging from the most recent re ports, I should say it was a potato cel county, was in Shelbyville recently lar.”—Baltimore American. with friends. He became separated from them and they went home with Hint to Girls. out him. It was too far for McKinney Of course it is none of our business, to walk, bo he called up a cousin living but any smart girl could reduce the in Shelbyville and asked for some cost of shoes and stockings by doing money to pay for a night’s lodging. her own knitting.—Dallas News. The cousin told McKinney to go to his (the cousin’s) home to spend the night. John started out and found a house which he thought was the right one. No remedy can honestly promise to He pounded on the door, but no one heal every case of eczema or similar answered. Then he tried a window. skin ailment But Resinol Ointment, He raised It and crawled through. He aided by Resinol Soap, gives such was greeted by the shrill scream of a Instant relief from the itching and burning, and so generally succeeds in woman, who was standing on a bed. clearing the eruption away for good, John announced that she need not that it is the standard skin treatment scream, for It was "him.” "Him” didn’t of thousands and thousands of physi mean much to Miss Lulu Long. She cians. Sold by all druggists. continued her screaming. A brother came running into the room with a Getting Used to It gun and McKinney soon had his hands “Turkish women muffle the entire stretched far above his head. Hearing lower part of the face with a veil, the noise, the cousin, who lived next leaving only the eyes exposed. Queer door to the Long home, rushed to the costume, eh?” “I thought so until our girls began rescue and the situation was soon wearing their furs that way.”—Louis cleared.—Indianapolis News. ville Courier-Journal. Marketing for the White House.. Mrs. Wilson, as Mrs. Galt, was in the habit of going down to Central market two or three times a week and doing her own marketing. After the announcement of her engagement she gave that up, as she found the amount of attention attracted embarrassing. She will find that the housekeeper in her new home has the marketing habit, and Wil, see to it personally that her Philadelphia, Pa.—"One year ago I mistress has just exactly what she was very sick and I suffered with pains wants. The present housekeeper, Mrs. in my side and back Jeffray, was installed by Mrs. Taft, until I nearly went who, at the beginning of her regime, crazy. I went to took her housekeeper to the great mar different doctors and ket and personally introduced and in they all said I had structed her. For Mrs. Taft, too, had female trouble and the marketing habit, and if while at would not get any the White House she found it expedi relief until I would ent to do it by proxy, she saw to it be operated on. I from the start that it was done ac had suffered for four cording to her own ideas. years before this time, but I kept get Little Brother Again. ting worse the more Gertie (who has just been kissed by medicine I took. Every month since I Arthur under the mistletoe, which he was a young girl I had suffered with discovered hanging in the hall)—Oh, cramps in my sides at periods and was Arthur, you wicked wretch, to take never regular. I saw your advertise advantage of me like that! I wish I ment in the newspaper and the picture knew who hung it there; I'd pay them of a woman who had been saved from an operation and this picture was im- out, that's all. Arthur (to little brother later in the pressed on my mind. The doctor bad evening) —Tommy, I'm going to take given me only two more days to make Gertie away from you soon; will you up my mind so I sent my husband to the drug store at once for a bottle of Lydia mind? Tommy—Not a ML Sis and I are E Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, and believe me, I Boon noticed a change and not friends. Arthur—And why is that? when I had finished the third bottle I Tommy (heedless of Gertie's killing was cured and never felt better. I grant you the privilege to publish my letter glances)—Oh, she boxed my ears for and am only too glad to let other women tipping her off the chair when she was know of my cure.”—Mrs.THOS. MCGoN- nailing up that mistletoe in the hall. ■ gal , 3432 Hartville Street, Phila., Pa. His Official Capacity. William Collier and a couple of oth er actors were dining in a hotel cafe TTRADE MARK REG US PAT OFF when Collier directed his companion's attention to a very dapper-looking man Reduces Strained. Puffy Ankles with a suspiciously red nose who had Lymphangitis, Poll Evil, Fistula, just passed. Boils, Swellings; Stops Lameness "A very prominent member of the and allays pain. Heals Sores, Cuts, Bruises, Boot Chafes. It is a Larchmont Yacht club,” announced Collier, with a grave air. SAFE ANTISEPTIC AND GERMICIDE "Is that so?” asked one of the play Does not blister or remove the ers, who, as Collier knows, always hair and horst can be worked. Pleasant to use. $2.00 a bottle, delivered. Describe your case , evinces a strong interest in the doings for special instructions and Book S M free. of society. "What is his official capacity?" "About three gallons. I think,” said Collier.—The Argonaut. If Your Skin Itches Just Use Resinol AN OPERATION AVERTED W. L. DOUGLAS "THE SHOE THAT HOLOS ITS SHAPE" $3 $3.50 34 $4.50 $5 $6 $7 & $8 AKSWSN. Save Money by Wearing W. I— Douglas shoes. For aale by over8000 shoe dealers. The Beat Known Shoes in the World. . L. Douglas name and the retail price is stamped on the bot- tom of all shoes at the factory. The value is guaranteed and the wearer protected against high prices for inferior shoes. The retail prices are the same everywhere. They cost no more in San Francisco than they do in New York. They are always worth the is guaranteed by more o years experience in making I styles are the leaders in the Fashion They are mad made in a well-equipped facto test paid, skilled shoemakers, u by the highest at Brockton, Mass., er the direction and supervision of the best shoes for the price that money Ask your shoe dealer for W. L. Douglas shoes. If he can not supply you with the kind you want, take no other make. Write for interesting booklet explaining how to et shoes of the highest standard of quality for ths price, y return mail, postage free. LOOK FOR W. L Douglas name and the retail price stamped on the bottom. War. “Those old sculptors failed to rec ognize me properly as the god of war,” complained Mars. “They made you fierce looking enough.” “Yes, but none of them had the fore- sight to put 'made in Germany' on my statues.”—Exchange. _____ Boys’ Shoes 5 Best In the World $3.00 $2.50 a $2.00 President • W. L. Douglas Shoe Co., 185 Spark St., Brockton, Mass. FEW FOLKS HAVE GRAY HAIR NOW Druggist Says Ladies are Using Recipe of Sage Tea and Sulphur. That Itch, Burn and Scale Quickly Re- SKIN TORTURES lieved by Cutlcura—Trial Free. It takes about ten minutes to prove that a hot bath with Cutlcura Soap followed by gentle applications of Cutlcura Ointment will afford relief and point to speedy healment of ec- zemas, itchings and irritations. They are ideal for all toilet purposes. Free sample each by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cutlcura, Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere. —Adv. Comparative Misfortunes. “We certainly do have trouble. This year we had double pneumonia in the family.” "That’s nothing. We had twins in ours.”—Baltimore American. Dr. Pierce’s Pellets are best for liver, bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for a laxative—three for a cathartic. Main Thing Now. "How is Mrs. Flubdub as a house keeper?” "I can't say much for the condition of her automobile.”—Louisville Cour ier-Journal. LISTEN TO THIS! SAYS CORNS LIFT RIGHT OUT NOW « Hair that loses its color and lustre, or when it fades, turns gray, dull and lifeless, is caused by a lack of sulphur in the hair. Our grandmother made up a mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur to keep her locks dark and beautiful, and thousands of women and men who value that even color, that beautiful dark shade of hair which is so at tractive, use only the old-time recipe. Nowadays we get this famous mix ture improved by the addition of other ingredients by asking at any drug store for a 50-cent bottle of "Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur Compound," which darkens the hair so naturally, so even ly, that nobody can possibly tell it has been applied. You just dampen a sponge or soft brush with it and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at a time. By morn ing the gray hair disappears; but what delights the ladies with Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur Compound, is that, besides beautifully darkening the hair after a few applications, it also brings back the gloss and lustre and gives it an appearance of abundance. Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur Com pound is a delightful toilet requisite to impart color t nd a youthful appear ance to the hair. It is not intended for the cure, mitigation or prevention of disease. That’s What He MeanL Bacon—Let me shake your band, dear boy. This is one of the happiest days of your life. Egbert—You’re too previous, old man. I’m not to be married until to- You corn-pestered men and women morrow. need suffer no longer. Wear the shoes Bacon—That's what I say. This Is that nearly killed you before, says one of the happiest days of your life. this Cincinnati authority, because a few drops of freezone applied directly Impossible. on a tender, aching corn or callus, Crabshaw—It’s impossible to make stops soreness at once and Boon the corn or hardened callus loosens bo it a woman happy. Crawford—Nonsense. Just give her can be lifted out, root and all, with all the money she can spend. out pain. Crabshaw—Didn’t I just say it was A small bottle of freezone costs very little at any drug store, but will impossible.—Pittsburgh Post. positively take off every hard or soft A Fresh Start corn or callus. This should be tried, as it is inexpensive and is said not "Send me some money to get me to irritate the surrounding skin. out of this trouble," wrote the way If your druggist hasn't any freezone ward youth, "and I promise to begin tell him to get a small bottle for you all over again.” from his wholesale drug house. It is “Yes,” muttered his father, crumb fine stuff and acts like a charm every ling up the letter in his horny fist, time. "that’s precisely what you would do If I sent it.”—Boston Transcript. Painfully So. Too Slow. “There is something reminiscent of the fortunes of war in the mother ship Teacher—I am teaching your son of the Deutschland seized in New “first aid.” Father of dullest boy in class—Bet London." ter teach him "second aid" Instead, "‘What is It?” "‘You know it was the Willehad. ma'am; he’s so durn slow he'd never Now it is what ‘Willie hasn’t’.”— get there in time to use the first.— Life. Exchange. But Few Have. Edith—Do you believe that men like women with intelligence? Alice—Yes, provided they have enough of it to refrain from Impres sing a man with his ignorance—Bos ton Transcript. Consolatory. "They say men of brains live long er than others.” "Don’t worry; you may be one of the exceptions to the others.”—Balti more American. Perse Murine is for Tired Eyes. Movies Red Eyes — Sore Eyes— *• Granulated Byelids. Rests-- Refreshes — Restores. Murine is a Favorite Treatment for Byes that feel dry and smart. Giveyour Byes as much of your loving care as your Teeth and with the same regularity. CARE FOR THEM YOU CANNOT BUY NEW EYES! Sold at Drug and Optical stores or by Malt Awarded GRAND PRIZE at the P.P.I.E. KAVERALLS KEEP KIDS Kl££N KPYERALS ABSOR bine LIW JIMIS Iti. *49 ThAMCSCD.SAL 83ethe suit-EeRERE a new suit FREE if they rip LEBEWARE OF IMITATIONS . If your dealer cannot supply you, we willsend them, 85c each, San Francisco charges prepaid, on receipt of price, Levi Strauss a Co., WAY S uffer W ith BACKACHE, KIDNEYS oh R heumatism Novi Letter TeU» of Lona4ooM~far Fre»crivtion. Dear Headern—It I can do any good In tho world for others, I wish to do IL and I feel that it Is my duty to write about the wonderrui results I received from the use of " Anuric." I was suffering from kidney and bladder troubles, scalding urine, backache and rheumatism, and feet and ankles swelled so that at times I could not walk without assistance. Had taken several different kinds of kidney remedies but all failed. I sent for a box of Dr. Pierce’s newest dis- covery, "Anuric," which 1 received by mall In tablet form. I soon got better and am convinced that this popular new medicine is good. I wish to rec ommend It to my neighbors and every body suffering from such troubles. MRS. M. J. SARGENT. NOTE: You’ve all undoubtedly heard of the famous Dr. Pierce and his well- known medicines. Well, this prescrip tion is one that has been successfully used for many years by the physicians and specialists at Dr. Pierce’s Invalids* otel and Surgical Institute, of Buffalo, . Y., for kidney complaints, and dis- eases arising from disorders of the kid neys and bladder, such as backache, weak back, rheumatism, dropsy, conges tion of the kidneys, inflammation of the Madder, scalding urine, and urinary troubles. Up to this time, "Anuric* has not been on sale to tho public, but by the persuasion of many patients and the increased demand for this wonderful healing Tablet, Doctor Pierce has finally decided to put it Into the drug stores of this country within immediate reach of all sufferers. Simply ask for Doctor Pierce’s Anuric Tablets There can be no Imitation. Every package of "Anuric "Is sure to be Dr. Pierce’s. You will find the signature on the package just as you do on Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription, the ever- famous friend to ailing women, and Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery, proven by years to be the greatest gen eral tonic and reconstructor for any one. besides being the best blood-maker known.
