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Uncle Sam’s Models Show Man’s Rise
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The Bawling Out of Julia.
A deserted husband out west thus
advertises his spouse's delinquency:
Julia, my wife, has grown quite rude,
She has left me in a lonesome mood;
She has left my board, •
She has took my bed,
She has given away my meat and
bread;
She has left me in spite of friends and
church.
She has carried with her all my shirts.
Now ye take note who read this paper,
Since Julia's cut this reckless caper
I will not pay one single fraction
Of any debt of her contraction.—Bos
ton Transcript
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External Remedy,
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Insitt
Au-coac's.
Many strange und unexpected cases
are on record in which animals and
birds have proved themselves useful to
(Ip‘ no Veal, Pork, Beef,
! mankind, very often serving their mas- |
ig I 5 Poultry, Butter, Eggs
' ters more reliably than many humun .
111
and Farm Produce
beings would do under similar circum-
to the Old Reliable Everdinar house with a
your nervous system is shattered; your strength is wasted;
stances.
record of 45 years of Square Dealings, and
be assured of TOP MARKET PRICES.
At times of stress like the present, your digestion weakened, your blood impoverished.
F. M. CRONKHITE
such dumb servants have proved them
45-47 Front Street
Portland, Oregon
selves particularly useful, a good in
stance in point being provided by the
case of a gentleman in the west of
England who recently lost his garden
er through the man enlisting. His mas-
ter was confronted by the problem of
For Real Musical Instruments in truest harmony.
his lawn, about which he had always
Made to see how good they can be; not how much
they will bring. Violin, Mandolin, Guitar, Banjo,
been very particular, for the grass is the rich tonic-food to nourish your nerve-centers, repair
Ukeleie. Slogan: “If you don’t find ’em better
quickly threatened to make his once the wasted tissue, improve your blood-power, ä
than any, send ’em back at our expense.” 311 to
315 Labbe Bldg., 22712 Wash. St., Portland, Ore.
trim grounds look very much like u sharpen your appetite and gradually re-establish
ar
wilderness.
your strength.
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Then he hit upon a brilliant idea.
HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK,
Wiring off the ground, lie turned
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The photograph shows the most conspicuous leaps of progress, covering proceeded to nibble away at the grass
T he H. F. N orton C o . Portland, Ore.; Seattle, wn. many centuries of time, in the development of means of transportation, as illus as evenly and neatly as any mowing
Look for this Trade-Mark.
thousands of others.
trated by models gathered by the Smithsonian institute. The models show machine could have done, much to the
Scott
&
Bowne,
Bloomfield, N. J.
ARE YOU GOING EASTP man's evolution from the state of a burden bearer to that of master of the air. muster’s delight.
Consult us about reduced freight rates on The flying machine shown is the first gliding model.
Similarly, an East End tradesman
household goods to all points.
Fast through
lately found himself short-handed ow
service. Pacific Coast Forwarding Company, 201
Uncle
Sam
has
gathered
in
the
from-Greece,
Italy,
East
Indies,
Burma,
Wilcox Building, Portland, Ore.
Marshall 2467.
ing to the war, ami after some thought,
Smithsonian institute at Washington China and Russia.
Small orders as well as big. Ornamentals, Fruit Trees, Etc. Hardy and guaranteed.
this man hit upon a solution of the
Largest Nursery between Rockies and Cascades.
14th Year.
15,000 Orders Last Year.
several hundred models which show
Land Carriers Shown.
O regon V ulcanizing C ompany in a graphic manner man’s evolution
problem.
moved to 333 to 337 Burnside St., Port
sa espzcz."wezuthers:Mor:. Wanted. WASHINGTON NURSERY CO, Toppenish, Wash.
Some full-sized examples of land
He happened to possess a pet par
land, Ore. Largest Tire Repair Plant from a burden bearer to master of the
carriers
are
also
shown.
They
include
in the Northwest. Country service a
rot,
and
this
bird
he
placed
in
the
out
air.
specialty. Use Parcel Post.
a Japanese sedan chair of 1888, a
Man was his own burden bearer for French sedan chair, a sled with an er part of his shop and trained it to
Granulated Eyelids,
time before it occurred to him attached basket-like body from Kam- call “Shop !” whenever anyone en- c.
(ergs Eyes inflamed by expo-
FRED P. GORIN, Patent Attorney, a to long
use domesticated animals to relieve chatka, a one-wheeled Korean passen tered by way of the street door.
V- , sure to Sun. Dust and Wind
The parrot very quickly learned its
Organizer and Developer; patents secured or FEE
quickly relieved by Murino
REFUNDED; free book on patents. Suites 701, himself. The early models in the series ger vehicle, a primitive Mexican freight lesson, with the result that its master w.
2 Weon Eye Remedy. No Smarting,
701-A, 701-B and 701-C. Central building, Seattle. show how he finally developed the idea
cart and a native cart from the Philip was no longer obliged to spend all —
a
Y just Eye Comfort. At
of using animals as carriers. The llama pine islands.
his time on the lookout for customers, Your Druggist’s 50c per Bottle. Murine Eye
was
the
first
beast
of
burden,
then
Most Worthy.
A number of interesting locomotive but could attend to other matters, Salvein Tubes 25c. ForBookoftheEyefrecask
“Why do you seek admittance came the dromedary, the elephant and models illustrate man’s continued ex knowing he could count upon his new Druggists or Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
the horse.
here?” asked St. Peter.
perimentation with wheels for trans assistant to warn him of anybody’s ap-
“On earth many blessed me and said
It’S Grandmother's Recipe to
At first goods were simply piled on
I would surely go to heaven when I the animal’s back and it was some time portation. Besides the models, the preach.
For Backward Bunnies.
Bring Back Color and
museum has on exhibition the original
The intelligence of dogs is known
died,” answered the shade.
Lustre to Hair.
“Papa?”
“How did you win such gratitude?” before anything in the form of pack “Stourbridge Lion,” the first full-sized to. everyone, but a dog as a golf cad-
“Well, Rutherford—”
“I was always kind and considerate saddles was evolved. One step in this locomotive ever run in the United die is somewhat of a novelty, you will
“I have just figured out why bun-
direction is shown by the panniers or States, and the locomotive “John Bull,” admit. Neverthel ss, the animal is
to people who owned Fords.”
You can turn gray, faded hair beau
nies have fuzzy little tails.”
“Enter,” said the saint. "A place baskets which hang on each side of the operated in this country in 1831..
tifully dark and lustrous almost over
no imaginary character, but a real cad-
“
That
’
s
fine.
What
is
the
reason?
”
is prepared for you.”—Philadelphia llama. An advance in the general evo
night if you'll get a 50 cent bottle of
“Bunnies livo in holes, you know.” "Wyeth
Several models, Including one of the die, who works on the links of a cer
Ledger.
’s Sage and Sulphur Com
lution of transportation is illustrated
“Exactly." .
Selden machines, demonstrate the tain widely known course. Besides
pound” at any drug store. Millions of
by
the
American
Indian
“
travois
”
or
“
And
I
suppose
many
of
the
holes
carrying
clubs,
this
dog
proves
him
Too Literal.
early development of the automobile ;
bottles of this old famous Sage Tea
“I like to see a man with some spirit “travail,” comprising two long poles the latest advance in wheel transpor self very useful in the mutter of dis are sb narrow the bunnies can’t turn Recipe, improved by the addition of
round
in
them
very
well.
”
or
shafts,
which
were
attached
to
a
in him, don’t you?”
other ingredients, are sold annually,
tation Is shown by three full-sized cars covering lost golf bulls, nosing about
“Very likely.”
“No, indeed! I’m a strict prohibi dog or a horse and allowed to trail manufactured in this country.
until he is successful.
says a well-known druggist here, be
“Well, that’s the reason.’
tionist.”—Boston Transcript.
along behind. On these the Indians
it darkens the hair so naturally
But
the
war
has
mude
one
strange
“I don’t quite get your line of cause
Finally, to complete the series,
and colonists piled thier game, fuel and
and evenly that no one can tell it has
spectacle possible in England. In thought.”
comes
the
model
of
the
airplane,
in
applied.
forage and even used such conveyances
Sheffield an elephant may he seen
“The fuzzy little tails keep them been
Those whose hair is turning gray
to transport people. A primitive sledge which man is completing the conquest drawing heavy loads along the streets. from hurting themselves when they
or becoming faded have a surprise
made from the forked limb of a tree of the air.
It is claimed for this particular ani- back into things.”—Youngstown Tele- awaiting them, because after one or
and covered with cross sticks was prob
gram.
mal that he can empty u nine-ton
two applications the gray hair van
ably the next step. This was attached
OF
wagon of coal in two journeys. Camels
ishes and your locks become luxuriant
to the animal by something similar to
Pimples, boils, carbuncles, dry up and ly dark and beautiful.
have also been employed by the same
disappear with Doctor Pierce’s Golden
traces and permitted to drag on the
This Is the age of youth. Gray-
firm, but as draft animals cannot be
ground. Simple straps like the Eski
compared with the elephants.—London Medical Discovery. Intablets or liquid. haired, unattractive folks aren't want
ed around, so get busy with Wyeth’s
mo dog traces were primitive forms of Population Has Gone Far Past Answers.
Common Fault Among Ministers.
Sage and Sulphur Compound to-night
is far reaching. It means the modern trace. Rough parallel
"Mr. Asquith was prime minister of and you’ll be delighted with your dark,
the 100,000,600 Mark.
runners were soon found to make the
Troubles Never Come Singly.
Great Britain, wasn’t he?” inquired handsome hair and your youthful ap
sledge slide easier and before long a
A resident of Boothbay, Me., was Mrs. Leonidas W. Van Quentin yester pearance within a few days.
Better Appetite—
platform was built upon the runners.
told by a neighbor that his son’s cow day morning.
This preparation is a toilet requisito
Proper Assimilation
Thus the sledge was developed and Total for Continental United States was out in another pasture, and start
and is not intended for the cure, miti
“He was,” replied her husband.
used by most peoples, whether there
gation or prevention of disease.
“And he has been removed?”
and Outlying Possessions on Janu
ed to bring her in. He found a cow
Liver and Bowel
“The same.”
was snow in their country or not.
loose and set out in chase.
ary 1, 1917, Estimated at
“What was the matter? Couldn't
Regularity-
For an hour or two he chased one
Enter the Roller.
113,309,285.
It Does Happen.
he
preach good enough?’
of the most obstinate and disgusting
“I don’t think the truth of that Cin
Improved Health—
Having first transported burdens on
“Oh, I guess he preached all right,
animals ever born into the cow breed. but he prayed too long.”—Kansas City derella story ever came out.”
his own back, or that of his animai,
The population of the United States
and then dragged' them along the has gone far past the 100,000,000 mark. And at last be caught her and brought Star.
“No?”
“I think she took off her slipper be
ground, man seemed to have realized Uncle Sam estimates the population her out to the road and was lending her
triumphantly
home,
when
he
met
a
cause it hurt her. I've seen ladies do
To Aid Digestion-TRY that cylindrical objects might be rolled. on January 1, 1917, of continental neighbor who asked him what he was
Natural Magic.
that in restaurants many a time.”—
History relates that rollers with a United States alone ut 102,826,309.
"The
amateur
magician
who
enter-
COW.
doing With another ne
small diameter were used as such by The total population, including that of And so it proved. For the original tained us did some wonderful tricks, Louisville Courier Journal.
the ancients of many nations, under the outlying possessions of the nation, stray cow was still in the wrong pas He made a chicken turn rabbit right
Both Surprised.
sledges, and for moving large blocks of is estimated at 113,399,285. The esti- ture, but tied securely to a tree. The before our eyes.”
Mr. Goodleigh—I was surprised to
stone with the assistance of a lever or mates are based upon the increases
Any ordinary see you in a helplessly intoxicated
“That’s nothing.
an inclined plane. Another method is I shown by the federal censuses of 1900 other cow had had a perfect right to speeder can make an automobile turn condition last evening.
it grazing ground.
turtle without half trying."—Baltimore
illustrated In the museum by a model and 1910.
Tipples—I was surprised myself. I
The exasperated gentleman then set American.
thought I could stand a lot more.—
of a short stone pillar attached by
out
again
and
this
time
found
the
right
The population of the various states
Exchange.
pivots in the center of each end to a
cow und took her home.
The Reason Why.
frame which, when pulling, caused the and outlying possessions of the United strayed
When he arrived at his son’s place
Jordan—Wilkins, who are you go-
"I wonder why X was selected as
pillar to roll, a method said to have States on January 1, 1916, and on Jan
with his son's cow be found one of his the symbol of the unknown quantity.” ing to room with next year?
uary
1,
1917,
is
estimated
by
Uncle
An Unmistakable Result.
been adopted by Ctesiphon when trans
Wilkins—My wife.—College Record.
“Because none of your friends ever
own cows in his son’s field und eating
“Has the investigation of the high porting the columns for the temple of Sam's census experts as follows :
have one when you want t borrow it.”
up
the
son's
cabbages.
cost of living had any result?”
Diana at Ephesus. In Virginia and the Continental
Jan. 1, 1916. Jan. 1, 1917.
—Baltimore American.
“Yes,” replied Senator Sorghum, “I neighboring states hogsheads of tobac United States............... 101,208,315 102,826,309
Kings
Who
Reigned
Briefly,
Alabama
.........................
2,316,943
2,348,273
think It has called the attention of co were rolled along much the same as
Garfield Tea was your Grandmother’s
...........................
251,422
259,666
ty-eight years is a long time to
everybody who had anything to sell to the above stone. Two barrels coupled Arizona
Arkansas .......................
1,726,413
1,753,033
Remedy
for every stomach and intes Letter Tetta of Lona Lookctl-f^r rrcncriytwn.
the fashion of shoving up the price.' in tandem within a frame were trans California ......................
W ear a crown. Many other monarchs
2,893,465
2,983,843
tinal ill. This good old-fashioned herb
Colorado ..........................
948,930
975,190 have hardly had time to get comfort-
—Washington Star.
Dear Mr. Editor—I am making a per
ported in this manner from the forests Connecticut .................. 1,234,031
settled upon their thrones, be- home remedy for constipation, stomach sonal appeal to your readers who are
......................
212,489
214,270 ably
to the shipping point, as shown by the "I Delaware
ills
and
other
derangements
of
the
sys
Popped Out at The Popping.
District of Columbia.
bothered with kidney and bladder trouble
361,330
366,631
fore death of abdication
tem so prevalent these days is in even and rhe umatism, to give up the । » of
Florida ..........................
882,148
9( 4,839
Aunt—I suppose, Edith, you said next model in the series. Another mini Georgia
...........................
2,836,177
2,875,953 them.
greater
favor
as
a
family
medicine
harsh
salts, or alcoholic kidney medi
“This is so sudden!” when Mr. Slow- ature illustrates a scheme of Paeonius, Idaho ................................
420,291
436,881
his than in your grandmother's day.
John I of France has
cines and in their place take a short
boy proposed?
who built cylindrical crates around Illinois .............................. 6,110,888
6,193,626
treatment of "Anuric” and be convinced
of only five days.
edit a r< ig
............................
2,807,480
2,826,154
Niece—No; I fully intended to, but marble prisms in the first century, B. Indiana
of its wonderful virtues as s I was. 1 suf-
"Iowa ................................
Both of Them.
2,224,771
2.224,771 For brevity that Is hard to match.
I was so excited I forgot and exclaim C„ when moving stone for the base of Kansas
fered great pain, had a
.............................
1,818,383
1,840,797
One
day
a
professor
and
his
com
Napoleon
was
emperor
the
second
ed “At last!”—Boston Transcript.
Kentucky ......................
irritation,
water became
I tried
2,372,412
2,386,866
the colossal statue of Apollo.
panion became involved in an argu everything advised but with no results.
I Louisiana ........
1,815,218
1,843,042 time for 100 days, and then started for
770,064
774,914
It is believed that the roller, or this Maine .... ... ..1,357,374
St. Helena. Louis XVIII, whom he so ment as to which was the handsomer I sent for a box of "Anuric Tablets" and
1,368,240
No Novelty.
Boon discovered that they brought relief.
man of the two.
3,690,748
3,747,564 rudely deposed in March, 1815, had oc-
“Did you see where that girl made rolling crate, was the forerunner of Massachusetts
Not being able to arrive at a settle I have used them since, and now the
3,07 4,560
3,035,148
the
wheel,
which
was
the
first
great
I
Michigan
cupied
Ids
throne
less
than
one
year.
a record flight in her aeroplane?"
“
Minnesota
2,263,182
2,296,024
ment of the question they agreed, In water is natural, my health good, and
Mississippi .........
“That's nothing. My wife was a high step in the art of land transportation, Missouri
1,939,226
1 964 122
Francis II ruled but a year, Louis a spirit of fun, to leave it to the de- appetite splendid. Some of the doctors
................
pronounced my trouble enlarged prostate.
3,401,241
3,420,143
flyer long before aeroplanes were although the advance was very slow . Montana ................
X two years and Louis VIII three cisión of a Chinaman who was seen Now
452,774
I have no more trouble and I most
466,214
thought of."—Baltimore American.
with the ages. The idea of making the Nebraska ............
1,264,999
years.
1,277,750
approaching them.
assuredly feel that this latest discovery
Nevada
..................
104,732
108,736
axle and wheel separate was the sec New Hampshire
The matter being laid before him. of hr. Pierce’s Is the best remedy for
Russia has
some
441,545
413.467
bladder and kidney troubles that I know
ond great step and no greater discov New Jersey........
2,914,928
2,961,105 lightning changes in the house of Ro- the Oriental considered long and care- of. If I can Induce anyone to give It a
403,600
fully,
then
he
onnounced
in
a
tone
of
416,966
ery has ever been made. The inven New Mexico ....
manoff.
Katharine I was czarina but
trial, I feel that he will thank me for
10,179,971
10,366,778 I
tion of the felloe and spoke soon fol North Carolina
calling attention to this great boon
0 410 rEg two years and Ivan VI for a year.
Pe finality:
2,386,916
“
Both
are
worse.
”
—
Chicago
News.
that relieves this seemingly worst of
726,142
North Dakota
lowed and eventually a complete cart Ohio
ter II was czar of ail Russias for only
.......................
5,119,491
all troubles that human flesh can fall
or carriage was evolved. The first ve i Oklahoma ..........
2,245,968 i three years.
heir to.
The Earl and the Girl,
Oregon
..............
822,615
848,866
hicles were equipped with but two
(Signed)
H. H. FLEISIIEC.
Family tree,
8,453,004
Pennsylvania ..
8 5 i. i
wheels, made of wood. Examples of Rhode Island ..
620,030 !
Venice Has Electrical Ears.
608,540
Wealth by chance,
South Carolina
1,616,610
1,634,341
early Egyptian chariots modeled after South
According to a
corre-
Here we see
NOTE: Up to this time, " Anuric " has
Dakota .
2,279,691
originals dating back to the Ptolemaic Tennessee ........
True romance.
not been on sale to the public, but by the
spondent who recently visited Venice,
2,296,316
...................
persuasion of many patients and the
4,386 638
—Kansas City Journal.
era, 300 B. C„ are to be seen in the Texas
the Austrian airmen have made more
Utah .....................
increased demand for this wonderful
miniatures exhibited. From here on, Vermont ............
than thirty raids on that famous city. |
363,075
364,32:
healing tablet, Doctor Pierce has finally
2,181,516
..............
2,202,52:
many models Illustrate the rapid ad Virginia
The observation station there Is pro-1
decided to put It Into the drug stores of
Washington ...
1,502,632
this
country within immediate reach, or
vances. Among them are a “carreta” West Virginia .
1,399,320 I vided with sensitive electrical micro- I
send 10 cents for large trial package.
2,486,941
..........
2,513,758 I phones, which are said to detect the !
or ox-cart created in Spain and used Wisconsin
Simply ask for Doctor Pierce’s Anuric
176,853
Wyoming...........................
182,264
In New Mexico until recently; a Per Outlying Possessions:
noise of the motors on the Austrian |
Tablets. There can be no imitation.
64,873 1 planes the moment they leave Triest, I
Every package of "Anuric” is sure to be
64 795
sian farm cart of 1870; a Red River Alaska ................................
Dr. Pierce’s. You will find the signature
(a)............................
12,866
12,866
some sixty miles away. Electric si
cart, common in the United States and Guam
Hawaii ................................
213,821
on the package just as you do on Dr.
217,660
Canada; a conestoga or “prairie Panama Canal Zone(b)
31,048
31,048 I rens are immediately sounded to warn
Pierce’s Favorite Prescription, the ever
For Constipation
8,879,999 1
Philippine Islands .... 8,788,374
famous friend to ailing women, and
everyone of the approach of hostile air-1
schooner,” said to have traveled from l'orto
1,223,981 I
Rico ....................... 1,208,184
Dr. Pierre’s Golden Medical Discovery,
craft, which cover the distance be Headache Indigestion,etc.
Pittsburgh to Philadelphia In 20 days;
7,426
7,426
roven by years to he the greatest general
tween
the
cities
in
something
like
forty
an example of the famous colonial
onic and reconstructor for any one.
United States (c)...111,579,952
113,309,285 ,
At any rate don’t give up hope of
minutes. Thus ample time is afforded
“one-hoss
shay.”
celebrated
by
being cured of your malady until just
Holmes ; a stage coach used between 'Population April 15, 1910; decrease since for completing the antiaircraft ar
a few doses of " Anuric” have proven
1900.
tillery preparations before the first Aus- ■
1825 and 1860, and modern examples
that it will make you fool Ilku a differ-
(a) Enumeration by governor, 1913.
(b)
Police
census.
1916.
trian
airman
heaves
in
sight.
—
Scien
ent person.
of tip-carts and farm and army wag
Safe
and
Sure
(c)
Includes
45,123
persons
in
military
tific American.
E ditor —Pleas«) Insert this letter la
ons, besides other model equipages and naval service stationed abroad.
AFTER ANY SICKNESS
SCOTTS EMULSION
TREES SHIPPED ANYWHERE--FREIGHT PAID
SAGE TEA DANDY
TO DARKEN HAIR
The Influence
U. S. STILL GROWING
Good Digestion
HOSTETTER’S
Stomach Bitters
It Helps Nature in Every Way
Suffered Great Pain !
USE THiS
TO FiLL
THiS
Every Night
DRANDRETH
P. N. U,
No. I. 1817
I
zrrr
some conspicuous place in your paper.