The Hermiston herald., August 07, 1915, Image 7

THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
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the middleman’s
profit in your pocket
when you buy
’
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Portland, -
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for your buildings and we will name
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and Guarantee to save you Money.
Write for our
Illustrated Catalog.
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EAT FISH; CHEAPER THAN MEAT
You now have the opportunity,
for the small sum of $1.50, of re-
ceiving one fr sh, choice, juicy
SALMON, weighing from 7 to 10
pounds, delivered to your nearest
express agent free. In every in­
stance we guarantee the fish to
arrive in prime condition, as the
temperature of a fish, when sur­
rounded with ice, is the same in
either cold or warm weather, as
the express companies keep put­
ting new ice on the fish as fast
as the old ice melts. You need
not be afraid of the fish spoiling;
it will not spoil, as we absolutely
guarantee if to arrive in good,
edible condition. There being no
waste to a fish, one would serve
three average sized families nice­
ly, with some to spare.
Send check on your local bank,
express or money order.
Commence shipping Aug. 15;
place your order immediately.
COLUMBIA RIVER CHINOOK SALMON CO.
124 Third St, Portland, Oregon.
TIRES
We have the best facilities in the
Northwest for doing your Repair
work. Why throw your old tires
away? Send them to us and let
us repair them. We guarantee
every repair we make. Our prices
are reasonable. A Western repair
is a permanent repair. Let us
convince you.
Tube punctures repaired, 23c.
WESTERN HDW. & AUTO SUPPLY CO.
$32 PINE ST., NR. BROADWAY, PORTLAND, OR.
DAISY FLY KILLER • Elecgal.-mzaham:
t olo
50s
ailflies. Neat, clean,
ornamental, conven-
ient, cheap. Lasts all
season. Madeof
metal, can'tspill ortip
over; will not soil or
injure anything.
Guaranteed effective.
Sold by dealers, or
6 sent by express pre­
paid tor fl.
HAROLD 80MERS 150 DoKalb Ave.. Brooklyn, N. T.
He Desired It.
A boy walked into the office of the
telegraph company at Chicago and
applied for a job. He said his name
was "Missouri.”
The manager happened to want a
messenger boy just at that moment
and gave him a message that had to
be delivered in a hurry.
“Here’s your chance, my boy,” said
the manager, "these people have been
kicking about undelivered messages.
Now, don't come back until you have
delivered it.”
A little while afterward the tele­
phone rang. On the other end of the
wire there appeared to be a building
watchman, somewhat terrified.
"Have you got a boy they call ‘Mis-
souri?’” inquired the watchman.
“We did have 10 minutes ago,” re­
plied the manager.
The watchman continued:
“That ’Missouri’ feller came over
here and said he had to go to one of
the offices. We don’t allow no one
up at that office at this hour and I
told him he couldn’t go.”
“Yes, yes,” said the manager.
“Well,” said the watchman, “he said
he would g0 and J had to pUii my gun
on him.”
"but you didn’t shoot him?” ex­
claimed the manager.
“No," meekly came back the re­
sponse over the wire, “but I want my
gun back.”
His Only Chance.
“Robinson is an awful pest at the
club. He talks and talks all the time.”
“Oh, well, you can’t blame him,
poor chap! He has a wife and three
daughters at home.”
want
TAKING OF CARENGY
OREGON’S SCHOOL
Soldier Describes Horrible Fight­
ing in Storming Ruined City.
: Oregon’s Teachers : I
Town a Regular Fortress, All the
Houses Communicated by Cellars
and Underground Passages—
Kill With Hand Grenades.
Paris.—The horrible fighting which
resulted in the taking of ruined Car-
ency by the French is described thus
by a soldier in a letter received here:
“At 10 a. m., with knapsacks and
with our pouch bags well stored with
grenades and melinite petards, we left
our trenches, and along a front of one
and a fourth miles rushed the first Ger­
man trench.
We were allowed ten
minutes; it took us exactly 17 seconds.
All the Boches in the trench were
killed or captured. We at once cut
the electric wires, for everything was
mined.
"Away to the second trench, which
is carried in the same manner. We
took many prisoners and a heap of
spoil. The machine guns we at once
swung round and so peppered the en­
emy with their own projectiles. We
exploded mines, which made holes 40
yards in diameter and ten yards deep.
Numbers of Boches were buried. Oth­
ers lay on the parapets or in the
trenches, horribly cut up—some decap­
itated, others bayoneted. They had
been taken by surprise, and could not
make use of their asphyxiating bombs.
"In the evening we seized a ceme­
tery. Hot fighting. We lost pretty
heavily, for the enemy fought bravely,
and made good use of his machine
guns. In the night they bombarded us
plentifully, but we lay low in their
holes, and our losses were very slight.
“Monday passed in the attack of oth­
er points and the consolidation of our
positions and investment of Carency,
which is a regular fortress. All the
houses communicate by the cellars and
underground passages. Everywhere
deep, well-defended trenches. Mitrail­
leuses in the houses and 77 millimeter
and one 105 millimeter guns in the big
farm.
“On Tuesday morning, with a rush,
we enter Carency. It has to be taken
house by house. No sooner was one
taken than the enemy fled into the
next. They shot at us through the
cellar gratings. We crawled up under
the walls and threw down grenades.
Heaps of them were killed in the cel­
lars.
“At noon the whole of Carency was
ours. A lieutenant whom we took
prisoner blew out his brains.
“I entered a lieutenant’s cabin. First
of all, on top was a ten-foot layer of
earth, covered with green sods.
Twelve steps led down to the living
room, which was 13 feet by 16 feet,
with a glass paneled door and cur­
tains. Enormous tree trunks propped
up the whole.
“The walls were lined with morocco,
probably ‘lifted’ from some cafe, and
the ceiling was linoleum. Gilt laths
held everything fast. On the right
was a comfortable walnut bed; on the
left a square table with a new oilcloth
covering; in the middle, a fine lamp on
a stand, and in the recess a Prussian
stove. Knickknacks, books, valuable
odds and ends lay about on shelves.
Boxes of cigars, hams, butter, sausage,
beer.
“The Germans, fighting inch by inch,
fell back on Ablain. We were now be­
yond Carency and across the water.
All the Boches hiding there were killed
or thrown in. Six prisoners had been
taken, and left under the care of a
theatrical gentleman. We went on,
and the prisoners fell upon him and
killed him and then 'skedaddled.' "
COST $17 TO HANG A MAN
Old Warrants In Rush County, Indi­
ana, Show Some Curious
Statistics.
Rushville, Ind.—The first record of
warrants ever used by a treasurer of
Rush county, covering the period from
1822 to 1841, was found in the treas­
urer's office recently. The record
showed that it cost the county only
$17 to hang Edward L. Swanson, the
only man who ever’ paid the death
penalty in Rush county.
He was convicted of the murder of
Elisha Clark, in April, 1829, and after
a motion for a new trial failed, was
hanged in May of the same year. Tho
warrants issued show that $5 was al­
lowed Beverly R. Ward for making a
coffin for Swanson, $2 was allowed Da­
vid Looney for digging the grave, and
$10 was paid William L. Bupelt for
“rope, cap, shroud and gallows for the
execution of Edward I. Swanson.”
DEER BECOME A NUISANCE
BAR VIEW HOTEL
Located at
Bar View, Tillamook Co., Ore.
Train stops at oar door. Only 200 feet from
high tide.
Plank drive to beautiful beach.
Safe bathing: comfortable beds.
All the
riama, crabs * chicken you can eat.
Rates $1
per day and an
For particulars write or call
on WISE DENTAL CO., Rooms 211-12 Failing
Bldg. . 3rd at Wash., Portland. Ore. Phone A
or M 2029. or Bar View, Tillamook Co., Oregon.
Dance Every Night.
Pool, Billiards A Bowl-
ing. Surf Bathing; Sea Fishing.
P. N. U.
No. 32, 1915
WHEN writing to advertisers, please men-
tien this paper.
“RICH LADIES” ARE ARRESTED
Farmers Ask for Animals’ Removal
From a County in Penn­
sylvania.
Ebenburg, Pa.—James Farabaugh, a
Bradley Junction farmer, has 100 sign­
ers to a petition he will forward to
the state game commissioners asking
for the immediate removal of the deer
in the Bradley Junction section of this
county.
“These animals are as plentiful as
rabbits and are a nuisance," said Mr.
Farabaugh tonight. "They are contin­
ually damaging our crops. They go
over any fence and get anywhere they
want to go. As a result all the farm­
ers in this vicinity have suffered more
or less The deer are so tame that
they come within 200 yards of a dwell­
ing in search of food.”
FOR
Girla Entertain Lavishly While Own-
era of Handsome Residence in
Pittsburgh Are Away.
WHY NOT?
K C is pure. K C is health-
ful. It really does make
lighter, nicer biscuits, cakes
and pastry than the old
fashioned single acting
baking powders.
OUNCESFo,
Pittsburgh, Pa.—"I did so want to
Ore ■
know what it felt like to be rich and
entertain people in a fine house," was
OREGON NORMAL SCHOOL
the excuse given by Audray Garvin,
MONMOUTH, ORLCON
aged nineteen, who, with her sister
i
Jeanne, aged seventeen, had played
1 Purpose:
The training of Teachers for i I “lady” while her employer, Mrs. Eu­
gene S. Reilly of No. 1047 Negley av­
professional work.
enue, was away from her home.
! Faculty:
Audray Garvin was left in charge
Every member professionally '
of the Reilly house three weeks ago
trained.
I i Departments:
1 | while the family went away. She
And you pay only a fair price for it.
i
For fitting elementary teach- i sent for her sister and together the
No baking powder should sell for more.
′
ers for city and rural schools. ' | couple entertained many young men
lavishly. Among their guests were
1 Courses:
students of Pittsburgh university and
I ,
Professional, Supervisors,
' i
Rural, Primary.
i Carnegie “Tech.” When Mrs. Reilly
arrived home she learned of the girls’
Patrick and the Jury.
i Entrance Requirements:
pranks and had them arrested.
Completion of two years’
A
famous
lawyer had a client named
Audray said when arrested:
“I
High School or its equivalent
should have married one of those Murphy who had been arrested for
i Graduation:
rich fellows while I had the chance.” illegal sale of liquor The police had
i
Completion of Elementary or
no evidence but one pint of whisky,
Standard courses leads to |
which they found in his house when
State Certificate without ex- | | COULDN’T WED; ADOPTS HIM they searched it. In court this evi
I i
amination.
|
dence was produced, and a somewhat
vivid claim of prima facie evidence
I ! Terms Begin:
Los Angeles Woman Takes a Singer, of
guilt was made by tho prosecuting
j 1
Regular Fail Semester Sep- '
Whose Voice Attracted Her,
attorney.
tember 13.
Into Family.
During all this, counsel for the pris
} Information:
oner was silent. When his turn camo
: i
For further information write i j
Los Angeles.—The sweet voice of for the defense, he rose and said:
1
to Registrar.
Alois Mayer, twenty-seven years old, “Patrick Murphy, stand up.” And
------------------------ who earns his living by singing in a Murphy, with a big red nose, un-
cafe, and whose parents were alive in shaven face, bleared eyes and a gen­
appearance of dilapidation, rose
Germany the last he heard, won him eral
“Patrick Murphy, look upon the
YOUNG MAN. BE A BARBER
Learn a Trade.
a
fortune
when
the
superior
court
Be Independent. Trade taught ii. eight weeks;
jury; gentlemen of the jury, look on
granted the petition of Mrs. Edith Patrick Murphy."
tools free.
Commissions paid while learning;
positions
secured.
Write for free catalog.
Amos, forty-seven, to adopt him as a
Jury and prisoner mutually com­
MOLER COLLEGES. Portland. K48 N. 2nd St.:
Spokane, K226 Main Ave.; Seattle. K109 Main St.
son.
plied.
The counsel gazed at Patrick for a
Mrs. Amos, who said she had been
“USE THE RIVER”
attracted by the singing, which re­ moment, then solemnly turned to tho
minded her of her own dead boy, is jury.
Dalles-Columbia Line tho
“Do you mean to say to this court
SELE- LOADING
daughter of Mrs. Mary A. Burke and
me you honorably and truly be­
State of Washington, for The Dalles daily ex.
of
San
Francisco.
At
her
death
Mrs.
RIFLES
Sunday 11 p. m. Leave Dalles daily ex. Monday
lieve that Patrick Murphy, if he had
12 M. Steamers J. N. Teal. Inland Empire and
Burke left an estate valued at about a pint of whisky, would sell it?"
Twin Cities for Upper Columbia and Snake river
For simplicity and quickness
$1,000,000.
Murphy was acquitted.
points. Taylor St. Dock. Tel. Main 613.
of operation, combined with
“
I
couldn't
very
well
marry
him,
”
Willamette and Columbia River Towing Co., Portland.
accuracy of shooting and ease
Mrs. Amos told Judge Sidney N. Reeve
Are Strikes for Sale?
in urging her petition. Mayer came
af handling, Winchester Self­
Secretary Morrison of tho American
And He Was!
here from Munich a couple of years Federation of Labor is credited with
Loading Rifles are in a class
Just because a man is an officer in ago. He said he had not heard from the statement that “the American
by themselves. They are
the territorials it doesn't mean to say his parents for months.
Federation of Labor does not care
made in .32, .35, .351 and. 401
he can ride a horse.
whether German gold started the
calibers,
giving a range of
At least, that was the case of Col­
Bridgeport strike or not.”
power that enables their use
onel Knut of the Tutleton Terriers. NELSON GIFT TO NAVY LEAGUE
Does Mr. Morrison support the doc­
An inspection was to him a nightmare.
trine that strikes should be bought
for any size cf game. They
So when the general' commanding Plate From Famous Admiral’s Col­ and sold in the open market, and that
are the most advanced type
came along Colonel Knut sat his horse
it is legitimate for labor leaders to ac­
lection Presented Under Cer­
of hunting rifle and have
uneasily.
cept bribes from agents of a foreign
tain
Conditions.
come to stay, as they have
Then the band played!
government to paralyze American in­
At the first bang of the drum the
proved their merits. Send
dustries?—New York World.
London.—A well wisher has placed
colonel's horse started two-stepping.
postal for illustrated catalog.
With the fifes he tangoed. The col­ at the disposal of the Navy league 23
Winchester Repeating Arms Co., Now Haven, CL
onel set his teeth and hung on grimly. pieces of plate which were at one AN EASY WAY TO GET
The Terriers got mightily excited. time the property of Admiral Lord
»
■—
RID OF UGLY PIMPLES i
Would he stick on or not? Anxious Nelson and bearing his arms and used
Bathe
your
face
for
several
minutes
to see the fun, they pushed forward, by him on the Victory up to the day
with reslnol soap and hot water, then
Smile In Court.
until the front rank looked like a foot­
of his death at the battle of Trafalgar. apply a little reslnol ointment very
ball crowd.
At a recent trial one of the wit­
gently.
Let
this
stay
on
ten
minutes,
The
conditions
attaching
to
the
gift
"Ease off, there!” yelled the ser­
nesses was a green countryman, un­
are: That a sum of not less than the and wash off with reslnol soap ard used to the ways of the law, but quick,
geant angrily.
more
hot
water,
finishing
with
a
dash
"No, 'e ain’t,” retorted an enthusi­ equivalent of $325 for each piece of
as It proved, to understand ils princi­
astic watcher, “but ’e will be in a min­ plate be raised by the Navy league, of cold water to close the pores. Do ples. After n severe cross examination
this
once
or
twice
a
day,
and
you
will
ute!”—London Opinion.
which amount shall be paid over to 'be astonished to find how quickly the the counsel for the prosecution paused
the British Red Cross society and the healing reslnol medication soothes and then, putting on a look of severity
MOWARD K BURTON - Assayer and Chemist,
exclaimed :
■ 3 Leadville, Colorado. Specimen prices: Gold, Order of St. John of Jerusalem in and cleanses the pores, removes pim­
“Mr. Kilkins, has not an effort been
Silver, Lesd. $1. Gold, Silver. 75c; Gold. 50c; Zino
ples and blackheads, and leaves the made
or Copper. $1. Mailing envelopes a d full pricelist equal shares, and that the plate be
to induce you to tell a different
sent on application. Control and Umpire work so presented in separate pieces to such complexion clear and velvety.
story?”
licited. Reference: Carbonate National Hank.
Resinol
ointment
and
reslnol
soap
of the British warships as shall have stop itching instantly and speedily
“A different story from what I told,
Setting an Example.
done conspicuous service during the heal skin humors, sores, burns, sir?”
“That is what I mean.”
"You are careful to set an example present war.
wounds and sunburn. Sold by all
"Yes. sir; several persons have tried
for your son?”
druggists.—Adv.
to get me Io toll a different story
"I used to try to set him an exam­
from what 1 have told, but they could
ple," replied the serious man. “But FOUR LEGS TO THIS CHICK
The Opportunist.
not.”
now I study him attentively to ascer­
“Now. sir, upon your oath, 1 wish to
Robinson Crusoe was watching the
tain what kind of clothes I ought to Members of Oak Park Family Each to
sea from his lonely isle. Suddenly he know who those persons are.”
wear and the style of conversation
Get “Drumstick" Thanks-
“Well. I guess you've tried ‘bout as
that is considered smart.”—Washing­
jumped to his feet.
giving.
“Friday,” he called, not being fa­ hard as any of them "
ton Star.
miliar with Sunday, "there’s some­
Chicago.—There will be four "drum- thing floating to shore.”
Sharing the Honors.
“Going to speak a piece on the last sticks” to be distributed next Thanks­
Whereupon the two castaways FOR SAIE-AUTOMOBILES
giving to members of the family of dragged a baby grand player piano to
day of school?”
“No; only a piece of a piece. I’m Mrs. M. A. McGurn, 229 North Austin land by its ears. Crusoe gazed sadly
in a dialogue.”—St. Louis Post-Dis­ avenue, Oak Park They will all come upon his capture.
patch.
“I don’t know anything about music
from one fowl.
and we have no perforated rolls” he
“Rose,” a white Leghorn hen, wailed.
hatched a “freak” chick Monday. It
But Friday, with the resourcefulness
is a Rhode Island Red with four legs. of the aborigine, tore a porous plaster
Ficoas
The chick is apparently healthy and from his manly bosom and soon the
lonely isle was resounding with the
is able to hop on all its extremities.
“The drumstick problem has always noble strains of “Goodbye, Girls.”—
been serious with us," said Mrs. Mc­ Philadelphia Ledger.
Gurn. “There are four of us, and all
A Safe Used Truck to Huy.
Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets regu­
want ‘one of the legs, please.' There
late and invigorate stomach, liver and A REBUILT FEDERAI, is as good
will
be
enough
to
go
around
if
this
value
for
money as a new truck.
By
Tells How She Was Saved chick lives, and it apparently is as bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules. rebuilt we the
mean that the truck is entirely
Easy to take as candy.
taken apart, each part examined and If
by Taking Lydia E. Pink-
strong as any of the hatch.”
necessary replaced by a new part made
at the Federal factory, the entire truck
Idaho Humiliated.
ham’s Vegetable
repainted and refinished, and everything
necessary done to make the truck practi­
WIFE QUITS THE PARSONAGE If there is a possible justification cally
as good as new In every detail.
Compound.
for these Idaho state officials going When you buy a rebuilt Federal you
are
proted
led by the same policy and in-
before the head of a railroad system
that we give to all Federal owners.
Louisville, Ky.—" I think if more suf­ Pastor-Husband Forget« Art of Kitt­ begging for free passes it must be j terest
We operate a repair department, in which
ing and Young Bride Returns
based on the plea that Idaho does not the workmen are specialists on Federal»,
fering women would take Lydia E.
supply of Federal parts is complete,
to Her Mother.
furnish enough money to pay legiti­ our
Pinkham’s Vegeta­
and the stock room organization high
mate expenses.
ble Compound they
class, which insures the prompt filling of
Economy that thus force« pub­ nil parts orders We also operate a serv­
St. Louis—Mrs. Eugenia Anderson,
would enjoy better
ire department, which is open day and
lic official« to debase themselves
health. I suffered nineteen years old. seven-months
night, "always at your call " The Federal
and
ask
for
special
favors
from
being a good truck in the first place and
bride
of
Rev.
Arthur
R.
Anderson,
pas
­
from a female trou­
...corporation» that are In turn ask-
protected by a company which is equip-
ble, and the doctors tor of the Central Christian church in
ped and has the disposition to give you
ing favor« from the «tate is false
service -1s consequently
decided I had a Granite City, has returned to the
economy. .. The demoralization
A SAFE USED TRUCK TO BUY
tumorous growth home of her mother, Mrs. Minnie
•ure to follow will cost the peo­
Tf you are In the market for a truck
from $1000 to $1400, we urge you to com -
and would have to Koch of this city, because, she says,
ple ten time« more than the value
pare used Federáis with new trucks at
of the free passes secured.
be operated upon, her husband would not kiss her.
similar prices
We think we can convince
This is humiliating. It will be in­ you of their superior value.
She told a reporter that, in the last
but I refused as I do
tolerable
when
the
people
awake
to
GERLINGER MOTOR CAR CO.,
not believe in opera­ two months, her husband had kissed
King and Washington Sts.
ting spells, bloated, her but once, and that this lone salute what it really means.—Idaho Review.
and could hardly stand the pain in my was bestowed, not upon her lips, true
left side. My husband insisted that I lover fashion, but in a half hearted
THE change may he critical and cause untold
try Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable way on her cheek.
suffering in after life. The modern young
She said she did not wish to be di­
Compound, and I am so thankful I did,
. woman is often a ‘‘bundle of nerves"— "high strung"
for I am now a well woman. I sleep vorced, and would be glad to resume
—fainting spells - emotional - frequently blue and
better, do all my housework and take her place as mistress of the manse, if
a dissatisfied with life. Such girls should be helped
long walks. I never fail to praise Lydia her husband would only give her a
% over this distressing stage in life—by a woman's
E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound for little affection.
W tonic and nervine —Diat has proven successful for
y over, 40 years.
my good health.” — Mrs. J. M. RESCH,
1900 West Broadway, Louisville, Ky.
Pass Up 5,CC0 Pennies.
Since we guarantee that all testimo­
New York.—After five thousand
nials which we publish are genuine, is it pennies in a canvas bag had been ig­
not fair to suppose that if Lydia E. nored for half an hour by passersby,
Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound has the Joseph Pocriss, fifteen, picked it from is a keen enemy to the physical weaknesses of woman. . A medicine prepared by
virtue to help these women it will help the sidewalk in the busiest section of regular graduated physician of unusual experience in treating woman’s diseases—
any other woman who is suffering in a Brooklyn. A bank messenger had lost carefully adapted to work in harmony with the most delicate feminine constitution
It is now obtainable in liquid or augar-coated tablet form at the
like manner?
it.
drug store—or tend 50 one-cent stamps for • trial box, to Buffalo.
If you are 111 do not drag along until
an operation is necessary, but at once
Every woman may write fully and confidentially to
Taste In Meters.
Dr. Pierce and his staff of physicians and Specialists
take Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
the Invalids’ Hotel and Surgieal Institute. Buffalo,
New York.—Seeking a separation at
Compound.
N. Y., and may be sure that herrase will receive care-
ful. conscientious, confidential consideration, and that
Write to Lydia E. Pinkham and $50 a week alimony from her experienced
medical advice will be given to her free.
Medicine Co. (confidential) Lynn, third husband, Mrs. Philip Dayse tes­
tified
that
he
rode
around
in
taxicabs
Mass. Your letter wil be opened,
DU. UlKCt't PLCASANT ftLLÍTS x/.l.n
read and answered by a woman and watched the taximeter climb, and invigorate stomach, Heer and bowels.
Sager
esated, tiny granala ma » te take as candy-
while
she
had
to
plead
to
keep
the
and held in strict confidence.
gas meter running
2
W inchester
Rebuilt Federal Trucks
WOMAN REFUSES
OPERATION
rFronv^
Girlhood
Dr. Pierce
avorite Prescription
Womanhood