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T W IC E A W EEK Voi. 11, No. 97 G resham O utlook GRESHAM, MULTNOMAH COUNTY, OREGON TUESDAYS AND FRIDAYS TUESDAY, JANUARY 31, 1922 $1.50 Per Year BUSINESS MEN ENDORSE PLAN TO LOCATE NEW FOUNDRY HERE MULTNOMAH GRANGE HAS EXTENSION WORKERS TO ROAD CONDITION«! tbit REGULAR INSTALLATION INSPECT POTATO FIELDS ------ FARMERS DAMASCUS WAY SCHNEIDER TO HEAD NATIONAL GUARD COMPANY O fficers were in stalled for th e new E xtension w orkers rep resen tin g t h e 1 By W ALTER RA1NSER y ear at M ultnom ah g ran g e last Sat- a g ric u ltu ra l colleges of th e north-1 W in ter is king. His au to cratic urday aftern o o n . west states, sta te and n atio n al leaders r‘,|gu 18 n° t especially a p p re c ia te d ;' The G resham B usiness Men’s as-1 , The nearest foundry of this kind is . j T he work of in stallin g th e officers who are in session th is week at M ult- but r a *n a,‘d snow, freeze and thaw , i . . . . audience I . . . F rid a , I n ft.' . -h er, „ ... | , „ d m,„ , , „ d th ree „ » m e n , . « , » of P r o r o .h l . b h a , ,T. J . K reu d er. M aeier o( M ultnom ah 1 y w.sb „ n, , , op o „ . ,oup „1 1 „ . h e , p „ M „„„ i new indu stry planning to locate here ' bee" built UP- T h eir field is said to Pom ona and1 Lenta g ran g e He was of ln8pectIop whlch wlll ,agt for gpy. come. , Major Jam es S. Duescnburv. of Sal- bd local and practically all th e supply and took action tow ard raising $10,- ?*8 . *' y 7 , Gu snes-s, who e rn ] weeks a n ,j cover m any counties. 1 be G resham -D am ascus road Is i em, was sent here by the United Staten ol m alleable Iron used In the Pacific is also a m em ber of L ents grange. T h „y w, „ c,oge , h eir fo r/ al gesg|olu one of th e m any roads th a t Is losing * SUte8 000 for a building to bouse th e in northw est comes from th e east and Mr. R re u d e r conducted th e new on W edne8day and on T h u rsd ay b o t,o m - w “°d tru ck s a re c u ttin g I Arnty to m uster in the Gresham comp dustry. m iddle states. officers th ro u g h a d iffe ren t cerem ony morning" ”x dli“ beg‘in “ the'lr f a v e s tig a - th en » UP ho as to m ake’ce rtaln places any of F 'd erallzed N ational Guards, T he men were, R. W. A llard, E. B. T here is g reat dem and for m alle th an th e one o rd in arily used. Thi3 tlons berp alm ost Im passable. T h ere a re q u ite who held a meeting for th a t purpose K eeton and Jo h n Moga. T he in able castings in th is te rrito ry . form was first seen by him at th e From y to 10 a( tb e GrP8hal|, a n u m b er of such bad spots. One is at last night. Major Duescnbury came d u stry they a re expecting to estab T he P ortlan d C ham ber of Com lish at G resham is th a t of m an u m erce m ade a survey a year ago cov N ational G range convention w hich g ran g e h a „ dem ougtrationg wj„ bp th e tu rn at D onahue’s below the Swe- with instructions from the N inth Corps met In P o rtlan d last fall and was p ut on by c)ub w orkprg of th e coun. dish ch u rch ; a n o th e r on th e sh o rt factu rin g m alleable iron castings. ering P ortlan d and found th a t nearly ty u n d er th e su pervision of Miss J°8 on th e county lin e; an d th e w orst area of San Francisco, to m uster both Several m onths ago Mr. Moga 4,000,000 pounds of m alleable cast \er> e e c t ve. v e a r hv J » " c m , a T n " PFe8ent E th el 1 C alk,n8’ county club le ad«r 18 tM ° " e " Par thp H1™ h b e rg e r the S tate Guard and National Guard. came here to m ake investigations re ings are being used each year by Forty-two is the strength required to than L n s ? Damaacua G range. T he C orbett pota(o cJub d(jmon. p |ace n o rth of H ogan. T he farm ers g ard ing th e opening for a m alleable firm s and railro ad s, m ore per cent of th e to ta l bv r a llr o a r ta , Hwood was asked by Mr. EtraTp th e c u t„ ng ftnd tre a tln g of a re becom ing very im p a tie n t with m uster. On counting it was found Iron foundry and th e availability of This is for th e P o rtlan d t r d i ’ L iu ° C° D UCt ,n8taIlatIon seed and th e p o tato club of th e Ori- th e wood tru ck s w hich haul th ree a site a t this place. A fter some ne L I cou\a "t d S t o X ; ent 8pb° ° ' *>- U to a load d u rin g th e rainy th a t there were Just forty-two present, g o tia tio n s he obtained an option on L a 7 n f 8 ' 6 alld bin 8p' ppt!ng of seed. an d do not seem to care for so the business of m ustering proceed th re e acres of land lying east of th e n orthw est sta te s An a rra v of carefu lly comolled anv o h l r“ 0, ? offlcers th a n H is in te re stin g in th is connection con8e“ uenc‘'8- H ave we d irt farm ers ed. Papers and quarters were Inspect Beaver S tate T ractor factory, between facts and figures l e t t e r s a n d r e c o i ' tZ ,aan iu tbe 8 ta te- He ex- to note th a t th e m ode, b „ , h | , no way of stopping o u tsid ers from ed by Major Dueseobury, afte r which Division stree t and the Bull Run _ „ , a “ d_f' KUre*’ *etter8 and «»com -¡pla ned h at his reason for refusing w jl| be exhibited one found bv ru in in g the roads th a t we a re taxed there was a sh o rt drill and talks by electric line. Mr. Moga then went m endations w ere presented by th e at th is tim e, not because he had not Ouy — „ — ,oca, i F | the v lsltin c officers. Those m ustered . Robertgon . i iirni 1111 — tor ‘ to his hom e in M inneapolis and found j gentlem en for consideration of the been Invited b u t because he w anted Pau pM8ident> ,n ' h ,g p o tato ffp]d The high school bus from Union at are: Jackson F Jones his associates and obtained financial business men. They m ade a fine to ju st be one of th e sp ectato rs for jast fall, w hich has been loaned fty H ome> several tim es g ot stu ck on i Î* . A' E 1 Kirkwood, E. W. a id - I Im pression as to th e ir personal abili- , ”yd L Ma‘ k’ Roy D' McCarI- once- him to „ th e club boys for th is dem on- th e bad road a ” ‘» H conditions get A com pany w as organized w ith 1 ty and business in te g rity The new officers in stalled are, 8 tratIo T h i o n n . T h he » h n i l i , congigtg „ n n a i a t a Qf p worse, t h e t r a ii s u o r t a tio t In n n n f I ih h o e h i o h .e r’ John T. McGinnis. Conrad W. Metz- worse, th e tra n sp o rta of high $50,000 capitalization, one-half of ! They asked th e business men to 8o,n:„ o \ T r r m ed,um sized B u rb ai*k potatoes, school stu d e n ts m ay become im pos g c r. A. W. Metzger, «fan G Miller, J. which Is preferred and one-half com secure for them $10,000 to be cov- j s L b « ; ; f n W. Peak, S. S. Pugh. C. J. Pulfcr, V ste H M w , UnBr’ ’J ; 8n,O0th alld wel1 f° ™ ed . «>“ ' no sible. mon. T he th re e men nam ed above ered by a bond issue, secured by (hp h(„ Mp Most of th e neighbors are deslst- B. Radford, E. D. Raker. C. O. Schneid a re th e in co rp o rato rs and each owns m ortgage on th e ir property, plant stew ard Max K ligll; assista n t stew - cu l,8 were fo u n „ er, M. J. Allshouse, C. A. Bliss, C. E. a $5,000 block of th e com mon stock i and stock. T he bonds will draw lnt- a ^d - H jlv e r N elson; chaplain. A lta Ilob<,rt8o„, who ba8 practlced hln frorn going to G resham to do th e ir Brown, W alter R. Brown, E. J. Brug- S taffo rd ; tre a su re r. S arah W heeler; e le c tio n of seed for a n um ber o shopping on account of th e road. In addition, over $15.000 in stock erest and may a t any tim e w ithin ger, Theo. Brugger, Jf„ Harold J. Bu- keen v , W h«e le r = « atp - years, values th is hili of po tato es a t G eorge L edbury, who ren ted th e has been subscribed for and paid in five years, th e term of th e bonds, be keeper, M orris W heeler; Ceres. Anna ?5 0 . nesldeB t h ,g Qf Maybe place last fall left P leasan t zlck, F. J. Chalker, Glen M. Davidson, cash. T he com pany is nam ed the converted into stock at th e option of Thom pson; F lora, B e rth a A ult; Po- th e cIub boyg w l„ exhfbit p Home, w here he stay ed d u rin g th e Ralph L. Davidson, Dewey A. Gibbs, Pacific M alleable Iron com pany of th e holder a t p a r value. T he bonds mona, H en rie tte A nderson; and l a d j tak en of a o„ thp A (} S allm ar, w inter, an d now 1« on th e W. F. Conrad H. Hoecker, F ran k C. Hodge, Oregon. would be secured by a tan g ab le v al assistan t stew ard, Mary K ligll. Jam es R. H orr, Ward A. Inglis, L. R. farm of 10 model po tato es from Stack farm , a sh o rt d istan ce east of T he th ree in corporators are rec en t uation of nearly th ree tim es th e ir U hen th e in stallatio n of officers onp of th e Lag, strafn Amer th e village of Sandy. His phone Shelter, Carl F. Soderquist, Chase E. ly from St. P aul and M inneapolis. face value. St. Clair, Leslie T. St? Clair, E. W. was com pleted th e re was also a lcan W onderg. Thiit lg al80 th e rp n u m b er is Sandy lOx. All have moved to P ortland with the T he money so raised will go Into S tratton, Frank R. Southard, W. V, ReservLrOgrr p ? ‘h” 8Ult ° f yPar8 ° f ParPful b l” “ '« t l o n T he e n te rta in m e n t a t th e new purpose of carry in g out th e ir plans. building and equipm ent. It is e sti Reserves of I leasan t Home sang sev- , A p art of th e h o u r a{ thp baH Union school on S atu rd ay evening Sweek, G. B. Taylor, R. L. W alrad, Jr., All are young men of considerable m ated th e building will cost $8000 H erbert E. W ist and Ellis R. W right. eral songs A nna L en n artz gave a wt„ bp ta k p „ by a gewf c|ub was a g re a t success. T h e box social experience in som e b ranch of m alle It is proposed to erect a building of O ther men were anxious to enlist bro u g h t over $60, th e proceeds to able iron m anufacture. u n d er th e direction the sam e gen eral co nstruction as the hut were unable to do so on account I T . a. . Hl n ’' L th e . en d l“ g ° r iof lts Ipade'. « ¡« s Mary H ansen. The go for th e eq uipm ent of a playshed Mr. A llard is from St. P aul, Min Beaver S tate factory. of th e ir age, as only those between which was h at th e hen tu rn ed o ut glrlg wlll sbow how tQ m ake dregg for th e school. nesota. He was form erly w ith the T he proposition was h ea rtily en ™ „ t 4 igh the ages of eighteen and forty-five T " n e" T d ° f C ° UrSe’ fOrm w h,eh can be m ade a t ** S hortly a fte r freshening, one of are eligible. N o rth ern M alleable Iron com pany as dorsed by th e business m en’s asso couldn t be set at all. T h ere was also pPn8e and tro u b ,Pi for any flgurp Oran L in g le's cows took down w ith production engineer and m etallu rg ist. ciation and a com m ittee appointed C. O. Schneider, an ex-service man. an am using song by Mr. A llder- j Living m odels will be used. the m ilk fever. O ran soon relieved He is se cre ta ry -tre a su re r of th e com to raise the money. T he com m ittee was elected com m ander by members ReserO I A llo w in g th e d em o n stratio n s bv her w ith a tire pum p, and now she pany and has moved to P o rtlan d w ith consists of Jas. E lkington, O. A. 2 7 ' , r e 8 8, 7 ° n th e ,hP boys an d « ,rl8 ’ " blcb " d " I^ob- 13 In good sp irits again, none the of the company, which gives him the his wife. E astm an and K. A. M iller. Ju d g e work of th e o rg an iz atio n . rank of F irst Lieutenant. T here will aWy , akp ,p8B th an an h o u r * worse for th e experience. Mr. Moga is a m etallurgist and was S tapleton was present and expressed also be a Second L ieutenant of In fan t form erly w ith th e M inneapolis Steel him self as favorably im pressed with FORMER RESIDENT HERE Sp? th’8 ra8p" A lfred W ellm an to re o u t some ry appointed from Gresham Company. and M achinery com pany. He is now- th e project. D IF S A T M V R T T P T J m v w - berry Held n o rth of Greisham, w here fence th a t had been sta n d in g fo r 30 DIES AT MYRTLE POINT County Agent s B Hal, and pro years, an d rese t som e of th e old The other officers needed will be se located in P ortlan d . He has been r e lected at a later date. It is believed ce rtain th a t much cently w orking w ith th e Oregon Bu help can be o btained from P o rtlan d Word has been received from Myr i feMor C- L- LonK and 1° :al berry posts in th e new fence. M ajor Duescnbury, in his talk to E. S chw edler has sold his en tire the men, made It known th a t any reau of Mines. He is president of as th e need of such a foundry is g en tie P o in t of th e d eath of Mrs. H u - ( grow er8 wiI1 p ut on an exhibition th e com pany. b ert W. W hitney, form erly a reslden, ° f trPlli8lnK and Pru n »ng of th e crop of P rid e of M ultnom ah potatoes. rfem ber of the company between the erally recognized. R udolf M ullenhoff was a t C orval ages of nineteen and twenty-two Is Mr. K eeton is from M inneapolis. of th is county living two and a h alf can es- T he men are h ere and are eag er This is to be th e first of a series lis several days last week tra n s a c t eligible to go to W m P oint If he can He occupied an executive position to erect th e ir building, furnaces and m iles w est of G resham . Mrs. W hit w ith th e M inneapolis Steel and Ma an n ealin g pits an d s ta rt production. ney died J a n u a ry 15 of blood poison of fo u r g en eral m eetings th a t th e ing som e business. He intends stay pass the exam inations. Berry grow ers have decided on hold ing at hom e fo r som e tim e to look chinery com pany and was for m any Several other men prom inent in m il G resham is fo rtu n a te in being se- ing. ing to give in fo rm atio n w hich will a fte r hom e affairs, since th e d eath of itary affairs accompanied Major Dues- years w ith the Moline Plow W orks at lected fo r th is im p o rta n t enterprlze. Celia H iddink was born Ju ly 15, Moline, Illinois, of w hich w orks he It is considered th e most su b stan tial 1882 n ea r Buxton, Oregon. O ctober aid in th e Im provem ent of th e berry his fa th e r, Jo h n M ullenhoff. enbury and assisted In the m ustering Will Teevin is y ard in g o u t some in of the troops. They were Colonel T hese m eet was g eneral assista n t su p erin ten d en t proposition of a business ch a racter 2 9, 1901, she was m arried to H ubert crops for th is year. for several years. He has a fam ily , th a t th e people locally w ere ev er of- W. W hitney. F o u r children, W illard ings a re an o u tg ro w th of th e w ork dead cordw ood th a t E lm er Jackson is George A. White, ad ju tan t general of and has moved to P o rtlan d . ! fered an op p o rtu n ity to assist In R.. Irene, E m erson and M arian Jo se com m enced a t th e F a rm e rs’ W eek cu ttin g in R am ser’s brush. the 8 ta te of Oregon; Major Joseph V. T he n o rth ea st wind is still with S chur; Captain Eugene C. Libby and T hese gentelm en a re ai! w orkers sta rtin g . It will bear the closest in- phine, w ere b o m to them . Iren e held h ere recently. The la st m eetin g of th e n o rth w est us. It is b rin g in g w in ter rig h t hom e Sergeant F ran k Jirack. and a re qualified by study and prac- vestlgation and th e response should W hitney died in infancy. T he o th ers conference of extension w orkers to to us. tical experience to do tli£ w ork them - he prom pt. survive th e m other. F o m ser G renham Tr<M>|M H ecaltad. T he continued freezing and th a w selves and su p e rin ten d all the opera- T he com m ittee has alread y had a The m ustering In of troops in G resh Mrs. W hitney resided in W ashing be held in P o rtlan d was eig h t years ing is causing som e d am age to w in am recalls old memories of a tim e long tlons of the kind of foundry they a te m eeting and u n d er legal advise is ton county w ith h er fam ily fo r six ago. te r g rain . E arly sow ings of w heat ago when men were enlisting as they planning. m aking everyth in g clea r and safe years and a fte r leaving th e re moved in W ashington county? to G resham . The fam ily resided , Mrs. W h itn ey leaves a host of do not seem to be much affected yet, are today. Only the old pioneers, how but la te p lan ted o ats look sickly. ever, rem em ber those good old days. n ear G resham fo r nine years and friends in e a ste rn M ultnom ah and Mrs. O ran Lfngle is very busy with The tim e referred to was about then moved to M yrtle Point, w here W ashington counties, as well as num Mrs. W hitney lived u n til h er death. erous relativ es, who will m ourn her sew ing club w ork now. In th e su m tw enty-four years ago, when a troop m er tim e th e can n in g club tak es up was formed of young men of all classes She has been a G range m em ber for loss. all of h e r sp a re tim e. living w ithin a radius of three or four over tw enty years and was a m em She is survived by h e r husband Mrs O pperm an, wife of th e Rev. miles of Gresham, ber o f th e P resb y terian church. She th ree ch ild ren , fo u r sis te rs an d two F. O pperm an, of E ast Sound, W ash By W ALTER ADRIAN. T his troop was named Troop B. Roy E. Cannon, trombone. was buried in th e B anks cem eterv brothers. ington, an old tim e frien d of m any Cavalry, Oregon National Guard. At G resham citizens a re interested Dr. W ill O tt, trom bone. of th e m em bers of th e Zion E v an g el the tim e it was m ustered In, it num ber in m aking th is com m unity one of the Mr. Woods, cornet. ical ch u rch , Is spending a week w ith ed about forty two, but the num ber ideal hom e spots of Oregon. We are W a lte r Sweek. cornet. Mrs. E. Schw edler. soon decreased to thirty-eight and then Glen M iller, alto. an undivided u n it in th e developm ent Mr. P aien, on th e cutoff, is cu t-I whcn lt8 num ber became still sm aller of o u r resources, of o u r schools and L. L. K idder, piccolo. tin g and hau lin g cordw ood, and f the trooP had to be dissolved as thirty- relig io u s in stitu tio n s. G resham is Geo. F . Honey, flute. clearing land. _ | eight men were required for an organ- la rk in g in one g reat essential. G resh- W a lte r A drian, clarin et. Somehow, som ew here, som ething Ixntlon. ■ m needs m ore m usic, and b e tte r m u Guy D. Jones, base drum . needs fixing on th e D am ascus tele The first man to become captain of le. G resham needs a band, and an T here are undoubtedly m any o th e r phone. H a lf.o f th e tim e we cannot Troop B was Charles Cleveland, who o rch estra. T here is considerable sea players unknow n to th e w riter, and it get G resham at all, and when calls « fo rw a rd turped it over to Guy D. soned ta le n t in th e neighborhood to is suggested th a t if they wish to a f do go th ro u g h , they often c a n n o t! K' J' no,d" ferm th e nucleus of a splendid band filiate w ith such an o rg an izatio n they be understood. And even on o u r There is no record of nam es of the o rganization. U ndoubtedly th e re are com m unicate w ith Dr. H arry H Ott, wn system q u ite often p atro n s m ust I men ln tb ,s troop, but some of them many In stru m en talists unknow n t o 1 giving addresss telephone num ber, ask ce n tral to tra n sm it th e m essage | a rs recalled. They are; John Brown, th e w rite r th a t would be pleased to in stru m e n t played, If you own an In If It w ere not fo r th e exceptionally Murtln Roberta, H. 8. Harvey, Jack join w ith an organization '.hat would stru m e n t, and if you are a m usical courteous accom odations of o u r hello Lynch, Jack Fox, Ross Sm ith, Charles prove a tra in in g school for m usical stu d e n t, your experience and general g irls, o u r phones m ight- as well lead Cleveland. Albert Cleveland, Dr. W. developm ent, and th e advancem ent qualifications. down Into th e ce lla r at to th e n eig h < Belt, Wlll Cathey, John Freem an. of com m unity in terests. Musical en- j ------------------ Wm. Van L arr and Ouy D. Reynolds. bors or to G resham . vironm ent, In any of various form s INCOME TAX RETURNS The forming of the troop was in is a w onderful b u ild er of c h a ra c te r; ' MUST HAVE SIGNATURE IRL KEHBRVKH PLAN 1898, Just before the Spanish-Ameri- its broad influence is a d o m in a n t! N EE D ED IMPROVEMENTH can War At th at tim e It was the only facto r th ro u g h o u t life ’s activities. I ully 25 per cent of th e tax- troop in the state. When the trouble W e do not suggest th a t a band in ‘ Payers who filed income tax re tu rn s F o r sev eral years th e Girl Re with the Philippines came, a number th is locality would be a tra in in g fo r th e y ear 19J1 to d ate have neg- serves of P leasan t H ome have of men from th is troop, among whom school for professionalism . A lthougn lected to sign and verify th e sam e.’’ cleaned up th e cem etery a t P leasan t were John Drown and Dr. Belt, en th e re m ay be laying d o rm an t unde- ™ .< ,, . Home so th a t it would look as well deavored to form a new troop to be __. . , . . . . . . te p o rts Clyde G. H untley, collector of veloped ta le n t th a t m ight prove a a>. possible for M em orial day. Many sent to the Islands, but they were un credit to th e profession, and a band in te rn al revenue. “ Before a retu rn old pioneers are burled In th is cem e able to carry out th e ir plans. m ight bring o u t th a t faculty. Suf- j can be considered legally com plete tery. This y ear th e g irls have gone The only outing that Troop B had ficien t to say, an organization in and accepted as such, It m ust be a little fa rth e r. They have raised was a trip to Hood River and It was L rosham would help to stim u la te signed by the tax p ay er and sw orn to money and bought posts and wire at th is tim e th a t a very funny little com m unity in te rests, it would place . .. , . . ■ . , to replace th e old fence aro u n d th e Incident happened. When the troop . y before an officer auth o rized to ad-1 m any of o u r young men In an envi cem etery and next S atu rd ay , Febru- was assigned rations for the trip, a able social position, add to th e ir popu- rnlni8“ ‘r ° atb8 I" o ut th e ir ary 4, they plan to s ta r t th e ir new 'h eeae was one of the articlea sent larity , and provide a stim u la n t afte r retUr,n8’ ta x Pa yp™ re s p e c tf u llr | work. Of course,, it Is Imposslb!* 1 11 happened th a t Wm Van I-arr was th e d ay ’s w ork has been com pleted ’ " 2 ^ nOt *° ° " rl° ° k 8* n ln« a "d for th e girls to dig post holes and detailed for duty as kitchen police J verifying th e sam e before fo rw ard -, stretch th e w ire so they are ask in g rb '’ fhe»-"» looked so tem pting to Van Among G resham residents who ¡„g re tu rn s to thia office. all the B en who wlll be w illing to '•a r r that he 4roke off a piece and have had considerable experience in ; T he filing of re tu rn s has begun ' help to be p resen t next S atu rd ay lasted It. Then he was afraid to let brass bands, and would lend th e ir )n ea rn e st at the office of C ollector I ¡m o rn in g T he girls wlll all be th e re ' h'' bo5’8 know » h a t he had done, so services to a new organization, th e re H untley. T axpayers have un til 1 to help ail they can and they will b* al1- The result was th at there conies to m ind th e follow ing g en tle-j March 15 to prep are and file th e ir serve a hot lunch a t noon. was a very sick member of the troop men and in stru m e n ts they play: I retu rn s. H ow ever, re tu rn s m ust be | when the men returned home.. Geo. W. Stapleton, bass. filed not la te r th an th a t d ate or United States Royal Cord, Nobby, Dr. H. H.. O tt, baritone. i th e delinquent tax p ay er wlll be Hable • hain or I jgo T in » arp good tire», W, A W ant Ad Is th e m ost d irect way John Id«, baritone. (o severe penalties provided In th e io reach a buyer. A. Hesael, Gresham. H al E. Bishop, trom bone. law for fa ilu re to do so. GRESHAM MAY HAVE ITS OWN BRASS BAND; MANY MUSICIANS AVAILABLE FRAMING THE FARMER’S FRIEND