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CHRISTMAS
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DECEMBER
14.
1917
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o th e rs , we le a rn e d to o la te th a t cold us a n y th in g a b o u t fe r tiliz e r
s to ra g e seen w o n 't gro w a n d we also c o rn e re d th e m a rk e t.
A nd a n o th e r th in g :
A long ab o u t
le a rn e d th a t m any b u sh e ls of p o ta to
seed th a t had been ta k e n o u t of a th e firs, of Ju ly th e p a tr io tic hoe at
w a re h o u se in th e h y s te ria of lust o u r ho u se d ev elo p e d a n I W W t e n ­
s p r in g 's fren zy of p a tr io tic g a r d e n ­ dency th a , we c o u ld n 't g e, th e best
ing hail been sold to th e u n s u s p e c t­ of. A nd th e c a lo u se s on o u r h a n d s
ing n e o p h y te s by u n sc ru p u lo u s d e a l- w eig h ed ab o u t 8 00 p o u n d s. T h a t
hoe g o t too h eavy to h a n d le , so we
e ta ¿it a b o u t $2 o a b u sh el.
T he su ffra g e v o te r at o u r h o u se d id n 't h a n d le it m u ch th e r e a f t e r a n d
s u g g e s ts th a t if we a re not c e rta in we lost ab o u t o n e -h a lf o f o u r cro p
1 ab o u t th e seed p o ta to e s next sp rin g It w asn 't o u r fa u lt, b u t th a , of th e
A w ar g a rd e n of 1917 w as so m e ­
w e'll w arm th em in th e o ven fo r a hoe. So we g av e th e R u ssia n s a le s­
th in g fo r a b o u t a m illion a m a te u rs to
I, Is su re ly a w ise
few
h o u rs b efo re p la n tin g
T h a t son on r e tr e a t.
c o n ju r e w ith.
It w as th e first real
' o u g h t to h elp som e, sh e th in k s .
1 g a rd e n e r th a , ¿an tr e a t an o b s tr e p e r ­
tilin g in a g ric u ltu re th a t m any p e r­
¡to ld h e r a b e tte r way w ould be to o u s hoe lik e any o th e r 1. W W a n d
so ns hud ru n up a g a in s t a n d in som e
keep en o u g h of o u r ow n ra isiu g th is we h u n g o u rs ju s t lik e we w ould lik<
cases it w as th e ir first e x p e rie n c e in
y e a r in th e oven a ll w in te r
She to h an g th e o th e r k in d —o n th e lim b
th a t line of p a trio tis m . W h ile it was
F ro m th a t d a te on
th o u g h t my p lan th e b e st— as sh e o f a c h e rry tre e
not tile first tim e th a t I an d th e m a-
th e p a trio tic g a rd e n c eased to be a
alw ay s does
jo r lty vote at o u r h o u se h ad m ad e a
W e a re go in g to ta k e all th e back so cial c o n s id e ra tio n a n d a th e m e to r
k itc h e n g a rd e n it w as o u r first real
fen ce ad v ice we can g a th e r next n e ig h b o rh o o d sm a ll ta lk a , th e Ice
a tte m p t to beat tile k a is e r a n d we
R ig h t th e n is w hen
sp rin g am i s u m m e r
We sco rn e d it c ream p a rlo rs
w ent at it w ith all th e a rd o r o f a
th is y e a r a n d fo u n d o u t th a t o u r you g et th e rig h t-o f-w ay fro m th e §
MAXI KA<Tl'RERS OF
co u p le of p a tr io ts ju s t th e sa m e as
Ami if you d o n , ste p
n e ig h b o rs h ad no b e tte r luck th a n we m a jo rity v o te r
all th e o th e r s did
but we h a v e n ’t
did
N ext y e a r w e’ll ju s t sw ap e x ­ on th e a c c e le ra to r y o u 're s la te d fo r :
q u ite decided w h e th e r we w ere really
p erien ces. We lo o k ed in v ain in th e b lo ck in g th e tratfice in th e w ar g a r ­
v ic to rio u s in th e fray , o r w h e th e r we
"W in th e W a r" h e a d lin e s la st sp rin g den.
h ad only re a c h e d th e first lin e of g a r ­
fo r ad v ice a b o u t w ar g a rd e n s , but
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den tre n c h e s th is y e a r, w ith th e p ro s ­
we w ere to ld to p la n t m o re an d
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ive a g a in in 1918. At an y ra te we
h av e o n ly h a lf a cro p an d w ould be th u n k a b o u t th e w ar g a rd e n . T h a ,
w ere not sla c k e rs th a t is b efo re th e
| need tw ice th e a m o u n t o f lan d to is th a t every p a trio tic g a r d e n e r o u g h t
hot w e a th e r set in.
ra ise It on. It was th e rig h t id ea, all to try an e x p e rim e n t
t h a t 's w hat
Mills in South Portland
T h e m a jo rity vote at o u r ho u se,
; rig h t, b u t we know b e tte r now
L u th e r
B u rb a n k d o es so m e w h e re
w ho h ad to do th e m ost o f th e w ork
L ast sp rin g we d iv id ed o u r tw o a lo n g th e lin e o f e n d e a v o r. I did.
Main Office and Yards, Fourth and Columbia Streets
a f te r th e g ro u n d w as p low ed, an d
p la n tin g s o f p eas an d sw eet co rn
I saw a n ic k le ’s w o rth o f c u c u m b e r
w ho h ad to do m ost of th e c a n n in g ,
w ith th e m oles an d m ice. T h ey g o t seed in a s to r e o n e day an d b o u g h t it
say s th e g a rd e n w as not a g litte rin g
th e first p la n tin g a n d th e n we to o k fo r a jo k e .
su ccess. A nd w hen sh e say s a th in g
to g iv in g th e seed a co alo il b a th
Nobody on o u r s tre » , e v e r g rew i
is so, i t ’s so w h e th e r it's so o r not so
w hich said b a th h elp ed to till o u r c u c u m b e rs b efo re.
T h e J a p s grow |
B ut sh e re a liz e s th a t we— o r sh e —
cans. W hen th e co rn b egan to h av e th e m o v e r on th e riv e r b o tto m s an d I
can do a w hole lot b e tte r next y e a r
Branch Yards, GRESHAM, OREGON, andBeaverton, Oregon
ta s s e ls b efo re It got up w h ere th e o th e r su ch fo re ig n places.
A nd all
and we a re going to try th e p a trio tic
s u m m e r b reezes co u ld blow th r o u g h th e fo lk s la u g h e d a , my th r e e little
g a rd e n s tu n t ag a in next y e a r
O u r its w h isk e rs, we g rew a b it re s tle s s
c u c u m b e r hills. 1 la u g h e d too. B ut
lesso n s th is y e a r w ere lesso n s of e x ­
an d d id n 't d iscu ss th e m a tte r very 1 a rg u e d in th e w ar co lleg e c o n fe r­
p e rie n c e lessons th a t th e (). A C.
m uch o v e r th e back y a rd fence. O u r en ces th a t 1 w an ted a well ro u n d e d -
an d c o u n ty a g ric u ltu ris t c a n 't te a c h n e ig h b o r's co rn lo o k ed ju s t lik e o u r
ou t g a rd e n
am i p ick les
you. S o m etim es we find o u rs e lv e s a l­
ow n.
T h e tw o p a tc h e s m u st h av e
O ne m o rn in g , in m id -su m m e r, I
m ost h o p in g th a t we w on’t lick th e i been first co u sin s. B ut th e n we h ad
raced in to th e h o u se fro m my m o rn ­
P rom pt d e liv e r y d irect from m ill b y au to tr u c k
k a is e r so co m p letely b efo re next
a lew e a rs of co rn an y w ay , fo r w hich in g in sp e c tio n of th e cro p s. 1 led ¡h e J
sp rin g th a t we m ay try som e e x p e ri­ we a re on o u r k n ees w ith th a n k f u l­
su ffra g e tte v o te r a, o u r h o u se b re a th - '
m e n ts next y e a r th a t we h av e left n ess at th is very m o m en t
A ll local ord ers p rom p tly ta k e n c a r e o f r e g a rd le ss o f siz e
w ith th e lesslv to th e c u c u m b e r h ills. T h e re
o v e r from th is y e a r's w ork.
th ird lib e rty loan ju s t a ro u n d th e w ere lite ra lly d o zen s o f c u c u m b e rs
O u r g a rd e n w as ju s t su ccessfu l co rn e r.
y o u n g o n es a b o u t th e le n g th o f a I
en o u g h to give us a supply of can n ed
Builders 1 Idw. Sash and Doors
Everything to build with
k e rn e l of w h eat on th e vines
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fru it. B ut we had th e fr u it, too. an d scarcely blam e a ra b b it fo r lik in g le t­
ly ask eil a p ro fe ssio n a l g a r d n e r how
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se rv a tio n act fo r th e w in te r, at le a st, th e r e is th a t e a rly in th e y e a r -ex­
J. G MAST, Manager Gresham Yard
lie looked it u p in a book. You p ress
Phone 891
an d th e n we a re going to draw on cept a p a tr io tic g a rd n e r
th e tip en d of th e c u c u m b e r w ith
W e’ll get so m e te s te d bean seed.
th e sa m e 1917 w ar g a rd e n fo r o u r
you th u m b , a n d if it feels so ft th e n
All o u r b ean s, w hen th ey cam e up
sp rin g g reen s.
you know its rip e.
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c a n n e d goods at th e g ro cery sto re , a g e n t told us to look o u t fo r th is
He said th e d e a le rs c u m b e rs am i finally o n e th a t w as
but so fa r as we a re co n c e rn e d now p h e n o m e n o n .
lo o k in g yellow resp o n d e d ,o niv c a ­
th e g ro cery can sell all of its can n ed w ho sold bean seed th is y e a r all o v e r
resses. T riu m p h a n tly I c a rrie d it to ,
stu ff to Mr. H oover, o r k eep it u n til O reg o n w ere c h e a tin g p eo p le w ith
('initiiiiKHl fro m | a g e I
th e s u f fra g e tte
s h e fin g ered it g e n ­
a f te r th e w ar. We d o n ’t need it. And th a t k in d of b ean s an d w ere se llin g
tly am i a sk e d m e w h ere I b o u g h , it. th e r e w ere tw o ta n k s of w a te r boll-
we im a g in e we a re ju s t o n e of th o u ­ th e real k in d fo r food at 15 c e n ts a
T h a t m ad e m e m ad. so I " d r e s s e d ” it log.
H ere fre sh te a w as m a d e and
sa n d s of fa m ilie s in th e s e U n ited p o u n d , a n d th a t th o u s a n d s of d o lla rs
ON ARCHIE CORNUTT FARM
m y self an d h a n d e d h e r a slice. She »et o u t fre s h fo r th e m en w ho cam e
H a l f - m i l e S o u th o r C o t to n s t a t io n . 2
m ile s S o u th w e s t G r e s h a m
S ta te s w ho a re read y to ta lk back to w ere lost th a t way in th e p a tr io tic !
threw i, in to th e g a rb a g e can an d to th e h u t w hen re liev ed of tlie ir
th e g ro c e ry m e n in th e sam e p a trio tic w ar g a rd e n s , b ecau se o f fa u lty seed.
O u r b ean s looked black at first w ith a look of sco rn »he sa id . W hy, te rrific s tra in In th e Iro n , lin e of
la n g u a g e . A lready we h av e s h a k e n
you b lith e r in g id io t, y o u 'v e been e a t ­ tre n c h e s.
No, In fre q u e n tly a cu p
h a n d s w ith o u rs e lv e s o v e r th e fact an d we th o u g h t fo r a w h ile th a t o u r
Registered Guernsey Bull, coming 3, extra well bred. Three
in g c u c u m b e rs fo r tw o w eek s an d : of h o t, re f re s h in g tea Is given free
th a t we h av e k n o ck ed th e p o ta to m a r­ b ean s w ere black b ecau se we bail
Grade Guernsey Cows, Holstein, Durham
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All a r e R ea! P ro d u c e rs, no d e a d -h e a d s .
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o u r brow s u n d e r o u r ow n vine an d b lack eye to s t a r t w ith — b u t th a t
2 H e if e r s ;
Ew e Lam b;
2 - y e n r - o ld D a l, H a l l » ' o i l .
m o re th a n a week an d all th e tim e I W hile ta lk in g witli so m e of th e men
A bean is a
fig tre e
tig u ra te ly sp e a k in g
N ever w asn 't it, we w ere to ld
♦ b o u t 2 d o z e n 4 h lc k e iis
h ad been w o n d e rin g w h at m ad e th e o ne of th e m re m a rk e d , If It h a d |
T h e p a p e rs last sp rin g w ere
w ere such p o ta to e s seen b efo re.
1 bean
:: in o ld H ick o ry W a g o n : O sb o rn e IMac H a rro w w ith T ru c k
n e ig h b o rs so frie n d ly . T h ey h ad been no, been fo r th e Y. M. <’. A th e r e
a tta c h e d : 5 o -to (i,h H a rro w ;
H iding C u ltiv a to r; B -shovel U ultl
called tin- m a jo rity m em b er o u t of all w ro n g on th e d o p e ab o u t p la n tin g
c a llin g tw ice a w eek. W e n e v e r w ere w ould h a v e been m u tin y and re v o lu ­
v a t o r . G a rd e n S eed er
14-lnch O liv e r P lo w ; S in g le D riving li a r
th e ho u se o n e m o rn in g w hen I hail th en ! w ith th e eyes d o w n , o r up
so p o p u la r b efo re.
We p ick led th e tio n h e re
n ess; L ig h t W a g o n , R u b b e r T ire d B u g g y ; 225 -eg g I n c u b a to r;
T h a , Is w h ere we get o u r
ju s t d u g a mean. an d th re w o n e of w hich e v e r it was. W e p la n te d o u rs
s d S in g h W ork H a rn e s s ; Io, of C o lla rs, S a d d le ;
S pray P u m p ;
su rp lu s. All w e've go, to show th em co m fo rt a n d c h e e r ' T h e a sso c ia tio n
th em at th e eat w hich w as ly in g in w ro n g , w h ic h e v e r way we did it. a n d ,
S tr e tc h e r s .
Log < lia ln ; H ay R a c k ; G rav el R ed; F re ig h t B ed,
now is th e fro st b itte n v in es am i th e h as been p ro v id in g a m u s e m e n t as
W agon S e a ,; W att r T ro u g h ; H av R ope; P u lle y s ; Gt,oil S led ; lo,
w ait fo r s tra y c h ic k e n s a t th e w o o d ­ w h a t's m o re, we d o n ’t know next
m e m o rie s of th o se f r a te r n a l v isits well
as
w a rm th fo r th e fig h tin g ,
of F o rk s , E tc., E tc.
sp rin g w hich w ay to p la n t 'em .
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T h ey a re co m in g to see us ye, oh, fo rc e s:
I, lias p ro v id ed a th le tic s ,
T w o K itc h e n T r e a s u r e s ; C ook S to v e ; Bed anti S p rin g s ; G aso
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to be ab le to th in k w e'll try th em sid ew ay s an d
line L am p
Maliy o th e r a rtic le s too n u m e ro u s to m e n tio n
m ay b e one» o r tw ice a m o n th now
w h e re v e r po ssib le, a n d In o th e r w a y s,
th row a w hole p o ta to aw ay ; b u t su ch m ay b e th ey w on’t com e up u p sid e
I ree I . m i ,h fo r th o s e co m in g fro m a , I l s , a n te .
S h e lte r if 1» ra in s
B u, we a re g o in g to h av e a n o th e r h as re lie v e d tile s o ld ie rs from H ie;
th in g s d o n ’t go h e re .” And th e n sh e ilown.
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on a p p ro v e d n o te , at 8 p e r c e n t.
we g e, th e k a is e r's g o a, o r no,.
to o b ta in th a t w h o leso m e life an d
p icked it up an d we had it " Y a n k e e B a n ta m co rn a lo n g s id e of M in n eso ta
RUSSELL K. AKIN, Owner
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s ta n d »he w ork of th e a ss o c ia tio n
h a rd e n e d to th e id ea o f ra isin g o u r You know how o n e o f th e m looks
G ive c h ild re n f r u it, fru it ju ic e s,
I, is no, a lo n e a q u e stio n of p a ­
N otice is h ereb y g iv en th a , th e i m en in arm y ca m p s seem to th in k
fru it b reads anti fru it c o o k ie s In ­
ow n stu ff in ste a d of g e ttin g m ost of s o m e th in g lik e a waffle n o , q u ite co u n ty s u p e r in te n d e n t of M u ltn o m ah
trio tis m . Imt also o ne of gootl bus!
th a t th e s e c r e ta r ie s re m a in fa r hack m ss ju d g m e n t, to see th a t p o ta to e s s te a d of c a n d le s am i rich c a k es
it by th e cold s to ra g e ro u te We w ere d o n e on e ith e r side
c o u n ty , O reg o n , will hold th e r e g u lu r j from a re a s of d a n g e r, an d a re s h e l­ going to th e w h o le sa le r o r r e ta ile r
W e a re g o in g to c u ltiv a te th e
fa rm e rs long ago. but w ith an old
S ave u lo af of I,rem i a w eek. H elp
e x a m in a tio n of a p p lic a n ts fo r s ta te te re d fro m h a rm
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m en w ere d o in g th e w ork of tw o o r We will h av e a little w ar b re a d on c> ' her 19, 1 9 1 7 , at 8:3») o 'clo ck a.
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w o u n d ed In th r e e w eek s of heavy
a t th e m oon, we w ere p a tr o n s o f th e can s te a l Anil w e've becom e d iscip les
D a ily P i o g i a n i .
fig h tin g .”
And w e're
cold s to ra g e fin an ciers
But last of F in ley fo r e v e rm o re .
W ed n esd ay F o re n o o n : V. S. h is ­
s p rin g , w hen c o n d itio n s ch an g e d a n d fo r a th o u s a n d -y e a r clo sed seaso n on to ry , w ritin g , p e n m a n s h ip t, m usic,
S, rve y o u r c o u n try by sa v in g food.
Washing Machines
tw o m en d o in g th e w ork o f th re e , o r ro b b in g an d a m illio n -y e a r o pen s e a ­ d ra w in g .
Vacuum Cleaners
W ed n esd ay
A fte rn o o n :
A nd th e j P h y sio lo g y , re a d in g , m a n u a l t r a i n ­
m ay b e on e w as d o in g th e w ork of son on o u r n e ig h b o r's c a ts
Hair Dryers
Library Lamps
< h ain ltei Ia in 's T a b le ts .
sm a ll b o y 's a ir g u n .
W e h o p e th e in g . c o m p o sitio n , d o m e stic scien ce,
Coffee Percolators
tw o. we ch a n g e d w ith th em .
Boudoir Lamps
c h a m b e r la i n 's T a b le ts a re in te n d
My old th e o ry was th a t I could g o v e rn m e n t will c o m m a n d e e r all th e m ethods In re a d in g , c o u rs e of stm iy etl e sp e,d ally fo r sto m a , li tro u b le s,
Samovars
Chafing Dishes
b ilio u s n e ss
am i c o n s tip a tio n .
an d
m ak e m o re in a day w e a rin g o u t a lr g u n s fo r th e s u b m a rin e c h a se rs
Flat Irons
Toasters
foi d ra w in g , m e th o d s in a rith m e tic
have m e, w ith m u ch su ccess III th e
We saw a b la c k b ird e a rly o n e s u m ­
Curling Iron Heaters
lead pen cils th a n 1 could by te a s in g
Disc Stoves
T h u rsd a y
F o re n o o n : A rith m e tic , tr e a t,,le u , of th o s e d ise a se s. P eo p le
Luminous Radiators
a few m easley v e g e ta b le s to grow up m e r m o rn in g e a tin g th e long, g re e n h is to ry of e d u c a tio n ,
Foot
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Tea Kettles
Milk Warmers
Sewing Machine Motors
th e c o rn e r g ro c e r as th e o n ly th in g o n ly m o rn in g all s u m m e r we h ad a d ra w in g , d o m estic a r t , c o u rs e of ab le to o b ta in any p e rm a n e n t re lie f,
Massage Vibrators
hav e been c o m p le te ly cure,I by th e
full d a y ’s v acatio n And th e n to keep stu d y fo r d o m estic a rt
Shaving Mirrors
th a t k e p t us from s ta rv in g to d e a th
Cigar Lighters
T h u rs d a y use of th e s e ta b le ts
C h a m b e rla in 's
Kitchen Ranges
Ovens
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Shaving Mugs
b e tte r of th eo ry last sp rin g w hen we k ale w ith w h aleo il so ap an d th e s te n o g ra p h y ,
A m erican
lite r a tu r e , b ilio u sn e ss
m ay he p e rm a n e n tly c u re d by ta k in g
all sho o k o u r fists at th e k a is e r, an d b la c k b ird cam e a g a in an d a te th e p h y sics, typew ritln g ,
m e th o d s
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la n g u a g e , th e s is fo r p rim a ry c e r t i ­ ing th e p lain p rin te d d ire c tio n s w ith
s h a k e o u r fists a t th e cold s to ra g e b la c k b ird tu r n e d w h ite G u ess it w as ficate.
each h o ttie .
Adv.
So th a t is why we In ten d g ra m m a r , g e o g rap h y , s te n o g ra p h y ,
m an also
A nd, th e r e fo re , we now th e so ap
T h ey A m e rita n lite r a tu r e ,
have a few good th in g s to eat w ith no h e r e a f te r to p ro te c t th e b ird s
p h y sics, ty p e ­
th a n k s to him o r th e g ro c e ry m a n can b u ild th e ir n e sts In my w ife's w ritin g , m e th o d s in la n g u a g e , th e s is
E a s te r h a , fo r all I c a re
fo r p rim a ry c e rtific a te
e ith e r
M a n u fa c tu re d by
H e a re g o in g to beg. borrow o r
But 1 have a few confessions to
F rid ay
F o re n o o n :
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SANDY CREAMERY CO
T h e n a m e "M o u n t H ood H ut-
o rth o g ra p h y
t s p e l l l n g » ,1
m ake about th a t patrio tic garden h av e a d o n a tio n p a rty of all th e f e r ­ p ra c tic e .
ALL FRESH AND CURED MEATS.
We bought our potato seed from a tiliz e r we can d u m p on th e p a tr io tic p h y sical g e o g ra p h y . E n g lish l i t e r a ­ f te r " h as h e re to fo re been used by
p e rm iss io n of th e M ount H ood Ice
VEGETABLES AND FRUITS IN SEASON
We used a little tu r e , c h e m istry ,
p h y sical c u ltu re
man who had let It h ib ern ate In a g a rd e n n ext y e a r
C ream C o., w hich hat, all It»
cold sto rage plant before we got the th is y e a r ju s t as an e x p e rim e n t. F rid a y A fte rn o o n : S chool law , g e o l­ I d airy p ro d u c ts regi»,ere<i u u d a r
th a , title .
T h a , p e rm iss io n ha»
I’ll,me iih if you have any Stock for Sale.
chance to plant it
Lots of them We d id n 't th in k any o f th e g a rd e n ogy, a lg e b r a , civil g o v e rn m e n t
ceased, h en c e th e c h a n g e of n am e,
I , lo o k ed so nice an d
S atu rd ay
F oren o o n :
G eom etry,
failed to come up, and w hat did come n eed ed an y
vtiich b ecam e effectiv e on J a n u ­
up d id n 't get th e genuine farm c u lti­ b lack a n d m ellow w h ile th e sp rin g botany. S atu rd ay A fternoon: G en er­ a r y 1.
M o u n tain
M eadow
B u tte r"
vation th a t F a rm e r Jones gave his ra in s w ere on. W h e re we used th a , al h isto ry , bookkeeping.
i , »11 be fo u n d at all tb e L ead in g
W C. ALDERSON.
Hut w hat could be expected of a p er­ fe r tiliz e r — w ell, th a t 's w h e re th e
Pleasant Home
Phone 766
sto re« In th e co u n ty . Aak fo r If
C ounty S u p erin ten d en t Schools
son who takes up a heavy hoe in th e | filled ca n s in th e c e lla r cam e fro m
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JONES LUMBER CO.
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High-Grade Yellow Fir
Gresham Lumber Yards
PIONEER OF ARMY CAMP
AUCTION SALE
TUESDAY, DEC. 18, Commencing 1 Sharp
TEACHERS’ EXAMINATIONS
Helpful X m as Hints
Mountain Meadow Butter
Home Rendered Lard
Andrews Bros. Meat Market
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