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G resham
GRESHAM
O utlook
TW ICE A W E E K
P u b lish e d ev ery T u e sd a y a n d F rid a y
a t G resh am , O regon.
ST. C L A IR A SON, P ro p s.
H. L . St. C la ir
C. E. St. C la ir
Our
»absertfU oB
R a tes
One y«a-. 51 50;
s ix m on th s, 75 c t s ,
th ree m on th 's trial
su b scrip tio n , 50c.
A d v e r t is in g
R a te s reason ab le
Our i ep r e s e n ta tlv e
w ill ca ll.
E h o n e 701
"The L 1 n o t
W ay Is the
th a t W ins."
Official
G resh am ,
Official
F a irv ie w ,
p a p e r of
O regon,
pap er of
O regon.
E n te re d as se c o n d -class m a tte r
M arch 3, 1 9 J 1, a t th e Postofflce a t
G re sh a m , O reg o n , u n d e r th e A ct of
M arch 3, 1879.
T H E B O A R D E R COW .
m isp ro n u n c ia tio n
of a w ord ev e r
d a re d to be.
We n e v e r h e a r a feliow say. "M y
w hole o p in io n o f th a t g irl ch an g ed
w hen she said 'a t ' fo r 'a te .' ” I t 's a
fine th in g to know how to ta lk c o r­
rectly , a c t c o rre c tly , d re s s c o rre c tly ,
sp ell c o rre c tly an d e a t co rre c tly . S till
w e’ve k n o w n so m e aw fu l e a te rs w ho
h av e m a rrie d I’ to o u r b est h o m es
an d seem to be d o in g p re tty well.
We sh o u ld
n o t co n d em n th o se ,
w ho th r o u g h lack o f o p p o rtu n ity , o r
k n a c k , o r s o m e th in g , h av e failed to
q u alify as g ra m m a r ia n s
To be so
w ould be us u n ju s t as to c ritic ise a
t r end b ecau se he h a d n o t m a s te re d
c ro q u e t o r m a th e m a tic s . As lo n g as
we a re a b le to m a k e o u rse lv e s u n ­
d e rsto o d th e r e 's o th e r a c c o m p lish ­
m e n ts th a t w ill la n d u s on th e h ig h
w aves of affluence a n d h a p p in e s s fa r
q u ic k e r th a n th e m a s te ry r* th e E n g ­
lish la n g u a g e . So, fa u lty g ra m m a r
w o n ’t hold us back if w e'v e go t th e
goods.
W hen it cam e tim e to call th e May
term of th e civil c o u rt in L ittle F o r ­
e st c o u n ty , P e n n sy lv a n ia , it w as
fo u n d th a t th e r e w as no case to try
a n d no p ro sp ect o f an y , so th e ju r o rs
were ex cu sed an d ev ery b o d y w ent
bom •. T h is Is th e first tim e fh .s h a s
I a p |c o e d sin ce >h? co u n ty was o r ­
g an ''. ed fifty y e a rs ago
I
THE
TUESDAY.
OUTLOOK
Now’s the Time of Year to Put up Fruits
T h e U n ited S ta te s b u re a u of la b o r
s ta tis tic s h a s issu ed a v o lu m n o u s r e ­
p o rt of its in v e s tig a tio n o f th e c o n d i­
tio n of w om en a n d ch ild
w age-
e a rn e r s in th is c o u n try , th e in v e s ti­
g a tio n s b ein g m ad e on th e baBis of
th e a v e ra g e in co m e o f fa m ilie s e n ­
g ag ed in v a rio u s in d u s trie s , a n d th ey
show t h a t th e d a u g h te r s o f 16 y e a rs
an d ab o v e riv a l th e ir f a th e r s as p ro ­
v id ers fo r fam ilies.
We have a full line of jelly glasses, covered and uncovered,
F ruit Jars, etc., J a r Rubbers, extra quality, the kind that seals.
Sec the pans for cooking your fruit in at 65c each aud you
will buy one aud quit borrowing your neighbor s.
All Granite aud Crockery at reduced prices.
A full line of F ruits and Vegetables on hand at all times.
It is easy to see, th e n , w ny d a u g h ­
te r s th e r e m u s t w ork an d w hy so m e ­
tim e s m o th e rs, an d
f a r to o o fte n
c h ild re n u n d e r 16, a re fo u n d in th e
fa c to rie s — a fo rm of u u a d v e rtise d
race su ic id e m ad e n e c e ssa ry by a
c o m b in a tio n of low w ages a n d a con­
s ta n tly a u g m e n tin g c o st o f living.
T h e re p eo p le a re n e ith e r d e lin q u e n ts
n o r d e fe c tiv e s ; th e y a re sim p ly u n ­
ab le, in th e ric h e s t c o u n try in th e
w orld to e a rn an a d e q u a te liv in g ,
sav e th r o u g h th e e n d e a v o rs of th e
w om en as w ell as th e m en.
In th e w est an d m id d le w est it is
so m e w h a t d iffe re n t.
O u t h e re th e
w age s ta n d a rd
is h ig h e r a n d th e
n u m b e r o f m en
p re d o m in a te o v e r
th e w om en.
Y et it is n o tic e d th a t
even h e re m an y g irls a re w o rk in g
(¡tro u g h n ecessity . O ne can see th a t
th e e a s te rn a n d s o u th e rn w age con
d itfo n s a re a p p ro a c h in g .
or
tilin g , hut it is by no m en u s co m p u l-
It Ir said th a t A m erican b a n k e rs
a r c going to lo an C h in a $ 3 0 ,0 0 0 ,0 0 0 , )
W e all know people w ho sav "I
hue we -ire of th e o p in io n th a t G re s h ­
ta k e n " fo r " I to o k ” . Also, so m e we
am is n 't p re p a re d to ta k e up any
know n e v e r lose th e o p p o rtu n ity to p a rt o f th e lo an .
suy " I h a in ’t sa w " fo r " I h a v e n 't
s e e n .”
Anti o n e o f th e co m m o n est
A b a k i" g p o w d e r m il l io n a i r e i n '
m a n ip u la tio n s o f E n g lish th a t fa irly New Y ork h as m a rrie d o n e of th e
b u rs ts tlie e a r d ru m s o f th e la n g u a g e g irls fro m th e F o llie s tro u p e .
He
p u ris t is th e ex p re ssio n ,
B etw een h as fo u n d h is folly a u d sh e will find
h is d o u g h .
you an d I."
S o . e e o f o u r m ost b e a u tifu l a n d
So fa r 3 5 0 ,0 0 0 C a n a d ia n s h av e e n ­
g ifte d y o u n g lad les say
“ e t" fo r
O u r L ad y of th e I
"ate." W hy th is is so h a rd to u n ­ liste d fo r th e w ar
d e rs ta n d sin ce th ey seem to h av e h ad S now s ts ab o u t th e llv eliea, p ro p o si­
little o r no (ro u b le In le a rn in g to tio n fo r h e r p o p u la tio n c u ts id e of
say d o n 't y o u ” in s te a d of " d o n 't O teg o n .
P O B T L iN D ,
OBEOOI
In v ite s all fa rm e rs w ho hav e no
In s u ra n c e on th e ir fa rm b u ild in g s
to in s u re w ith us. T h is a ss o c ia ­
tio n is th e c h e a p e st a n d s a f e s t in
th e s ta te . It in s u re s only co u n try
p ro p e rty a n d h as o v er $3,000,000
in s u ra n c e in force.
W rite or phone
H. W
8 2 U B IA L L
Zrea.
T h e F a rm e rs M u tu al F ir e R elief
A sso ciation.
G resham R o u ts Ho. 3
H otarg P u b lic
tl tO l T GRAM M AR.
If a w om an is th ro w n fro m an
a u to a n d loses a fro n t to o th sh e feels I
T lie c o m p le te m a ste ry o f th e E n g ­ th a t sh e is d is g ra c e d ; b u t if its m e re ­
lish la n g u a g e re q u ire s so m u ch tim e ly a b ro k en leg sh e th in k s s h e ’s had
an d stu d y th a t very few a t t e ’n p t It. h ad a i.lr a c u lo u s escap e.
It is a b u sin ess by it-»> If a n d pay s
A I’liilu le ip lila d o c to r say s th a t
very little in re a l m oney. It is o n e
of th o se a c c o m p lis h m e n ts th u t
is in a n o th e r t n tiiry p eo p le w ill be too
u su ally a tta in e d ut th e e x p en se of civilized to k iss . W e w ould ad v ise
e v e ry th in g
w o rth
w hile
Yet to tlu> people o f th is b a rb a ric ag e to do
know how to sp eak c o rre c tly is a fine th e ir s p a r k in g now.
Association
P h o n s 74
B s a l R ít a te
Columbia Beach
4 s Now Open
"or>
c h e w ."
S< m e 'o ik s h a n d le E n g lish sp ien
d itlly in c lim ite d e o c v e rs a tiy a , t»uf
e r r g rie v o u sly an d g la rin g ly w hen
they b ra n c h o u t
M nnv p eo p le g et
c re d it fo r b e in g e ith e r d eep o r s tu p id
w hen, as a m a tte r o f fa c t th e y a re
a fra id to ta k e a c h a n c e on th i ir
g ra m m a r.
F o rtu n a te ly very few p eo p le w ould
know a g ra m m a tic a l e r r o r If th ey
sh o u ld m eet it co m in g
dow n th e
s tre e t w ith a F re n c h o v e rc o a t o n , b u t
we sh o u ld n e v e rth e le s s feel o u r way
am o n g s tra n g e rs . H o w ev er. lack of
in fo rm a tio n is fa r m o re h u m ilia tin g
a n d d is g ra c e fu l th a n th e m isu se o r
BEST BATHING RESORT
IN THE NORTHWEST
Fine
for the
“ K iddies’’
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M tu m illin e rs h o ld v. jiu e .i i »lav- I
v .y hi fre a k is h fa s h 'o n z , t u t th e r e !
>ee"ir tc be no r e s i s t a n t . on th e p a rt '
o f th e w om en.
Minutes from Broadway
on the Vancouver Line
O ne cau se ro r h le h cost o f liv in g
is be, a u se too m any p eo p le a re eat-
ia< s r u u not ev o k ed in th e i r ow n
kt*. etis
I ' a m an is an x io u s to find o u t Just
'• h a t a w om an th in k s o f h im he
sh o u ld m arry h e r — o r h e r d a u g h te r
T a ilo r in g .
For men and w om en -clean in g,
pressing and repairing done well
P eter Lenard, P ow ell street
Portland Railway, Light &
Power Company
• k.
D E N T IS T »
P H O N E S : Office 114
•nr See Our Convenience» for Canning
W. J.
D E R T I8T
P H O N E S — Office 517
A lm ost new W h ite Sew ing M achine, cost $85.00 n ew ; w ill sell
fo r $35.00. T h is is a b a rg a in fo r so m e one. C all a n d see it.
.
.
.
R e sid e n c e 51s
E. OLANAHAN
DENTIST
O S es: P lret S ta ts Raak R u lld lag
G RESH AM ,
J. A. FRAKES
Phone 831
DR. H.
Gresham, Ore.
OREGON
H. OTT
D E N T IS T
G re sh a m , O re.
H o w itt B u ild in g
O ne of th e b iggest leg acies m usic
h as e v e r received is th e $700,000
fu n d re c e n tly le ft by B ryan L a th ro p ,
of C hicago.
T h e p u rp o se of th e be-1
q u est is ex p re sse d by Mr. L a th ro p a s
follow s: “ T h e city of C hicag o now
P h o n e 113
W ANTS
P H Y S IC IA M S
S.
lc w ord fo r first in s e rtio n ; one-
h a lf c e n t a w ord each s u b s e q u e n t in - |
h as u n iv e rsitie s , te c h n ic a l schools, se rtio n .
m u esu m s an d an
u n su rp a sse d o r ­
M inim um , any in s e rtio n , 10c.
c h e s tra , b u t It h a s no p u b lic school
LIVESTOCK
of m usic, su ch a s th e C o n se rv a to ire
of P a ris , a u d it is, in nty o p in io n ,
cows
very d e s ira b le
th a t
in in s titu tio n
W?. .'TED- C a ttle to p a s tu re . P h o n e
rb o u ld be fo u n d ed
in C hicag o in
296.
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w hich an e d u c a tio n can be o b ta in e d
FO R S A L E — A good, y o u n g J e rse y
nt th e h ig h e r b ra n c h e s of m u sic an d
cow , re a s o n a b le ; a top buggy an d
m u sic co m p o sitio n , n o t i t . t . o r to
h a rn e s s. O ne h a lf m ile n o rth of
th a t p ro v id ed in th e c ltie j ot E u ­
P le a s a n t H vm e.
M rs. D. M. Mc­
L a u g h lin .
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rope. '
B E E F CA TTLE W ANTED.
Cows
S a rs a p a rilla g ro w s all o v e r th e
4* £ -6 c; live h ogs $8.90.
En­
q u ire T. R. H o w itt. P h o n e 516.
is la n d of P o rto Rico. It is in co m ­
m on use an d “ jib a r o s ” p ed d lin g it
H O R SE S
in sm a ll b u n d le s a re to be seen co n ­
s ta n tly .
it is used fo r m ed icin al FO R S A L E — S m all d riv in g h o rse.
A lso m ilk c o o le r a n d ex te n sio n
p u rp o ses,
b rew ed
in th e fo rm of
ta b le .
In q u ire Box 89, R. I). 1,
v a rio u s te a s a n d o th e r d eco ctio n s,
o r O u tlo o k .
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a n d also ste e p e d in rum .
S T R A Y E D — Bay m a re , w eig h t a b o u t
1000 lbs., b ra n d e d 77.
R ew ard
A. E. H o lt, o f H o m e ste a d , n e a r
to fin d er $5.00. W ill pay a ll r e a ­
P itts b u rg , P a., w as s ta r tle d o ne
s o n a b le co st.
N otify S an d y p o s t­
n ig h t to see a boy, F re d B esock, J r . , ! m a s te r. C. W. C orey, S an d y , O re­
ru n to w a rd him sc re a m in g , " F i r e ! ” I ___________________
gon.
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Mr. H o lt tu r n e d in an a la rm , b u t 1 F O R S A L E — O ne
p a ir tw o -y ear-o ld
b efo re th e firem en a rr iv e d th e boy’s I co lts. A. G ra n t,
P h o n e 128.
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f a th e r cam e o u t an d e x p la in e d th a t
S A L E — G ood
w o rk
h o rse,
th e boy w as a so m n a m b u list a n d w as F O R
w eig h t 1450, 9 y e a rs o ld , g u a r a n ­
w alk in g in h is sleep.
teed tru e . P a u l D unn, p h o n e 379,
B o rin g .
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R ead th e W a n t A ds,
W A N TED — C a v a lry h o rs e s, 15 a n d
16 h a n d s, 3 to 8 y e a rs o ld ; also
good, 1400 to 1600 p o u n d h o rse s,
all g e ld in g s; a lso m u les fro m 3 to
8 y e a rs o ld . 14-1 to 15-1 b and3
so u n d , a t R uby S to ck F a rm , B ase
L in e ro a d .
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SEPTEMBER 18, 1916.
D egree C ourses req u irin g a four year
high school preparation, are ottered in
the lollowing:
A G R IC U LTU k K. 16 D epartm ents;
C O M M ERCE, 4 D epartm ents, E N G IN ­
E E R IN G , 6 D epartm ents; M INES, 3
D epartm ents, FO R E ST R Y , 2 D epart­
m en ts; H O M E ECONOMICS, 4 Depart
m ents ; and PHARMACY.
V o c a t i o n a l C o u r s e s requiring an
E ighth Grade preparation for entrance
i are offered in A griculture, D airying,
Com m erce. Forestry. Home M akers, and
M echanic Arts Pharm acy with a two-
year high school entrance requirem ent
SCHOOL OF MUSIC.—Piano. String,
Band and Voice C ulture.
C atalogue and beautiful illustrated
booklet free.
Address T h r R rc .ISTB a r ,
C O RVALLIS
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o
I 9
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IIID I
ARS
ALL
New Gallery
H o u r s— 10-12 a. in.,
2-4 and 7-5 p. m.
O llice, H o w itt B u ild in g
(■res h a u t, O reg o n
R es. 61
IN G L IS ,
M.D.
and S U B O E O N
4 11 ‘1 qupq
H ours, 10-12 a. m .; 1-4, 7-8 p. m.
O ver F ir s t S ta te R an k , G resh a m
P H O N E S :— R e sid e n c e,
T a b o r 120
Office, M ain 4812; H o m e A -5162
J. M. S H O R T , M. D.
P h y s ic ia n
and
B u rgeon
ï>
R es.. 93 E a s t 6 9 th S t.
Office. 1111-13 S e llin g B u ild in g
P O R T L A N D , O R EG O N
DR. MABEL JANE DORING
OSTEOPATH IC
P H Y SIC IA N
O F F IC E H O U R S — > a. m. to 5 p. m.
533 M organ B ld g ., P o r tla n d , Ore.
P h o n e M a r sh a ll 1809
RH O NE M ain 310
R«e G ilb ert 8 ta .
GEO. F. A. WALKER, 0. D.
O p to m e tr ist and O p ticia n
G la u ses F itte d .
L en se» D u p lica te d .
1 r e s c r lp tlo n s F illed .
701-5 M organ B ld g
W a sh in g to n a t B r o a d w a y
P o rtla n d
F O R S A L E — T w o pigs j u s t r ig h t to
fa tte n . W. R. C ro sie r. P h o n e 428.
T E N W E E K S P IG S fo r sa le , D u-
ro c -Je rse y , C o lu m b ia View F a rm .
P h o n e C o rb e tt 62.
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A. LINDSTROM, D. V. M.
V e te r in a r ia n
POULTRY
P h o n e 179
FO R
S A L E — T h o ro u g h b re d
R. I.
ro o s te r, fro m good la y in g s t r a in :
d a rk red v a rie ty .
M rs. C la re n c e
C a th e y , p h o n e 97, G re sh a m .
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G re sh a m , O re.
1J8SU R A R C B
JO H N
BROW N
T r a d e fo r Im p ro v ed A c r e a g e .
U S U R A IO !
G ood
p a y in g
ro o m in g h o u se in
P o rtla n d ,
sp le n d id
lo c a tio n ,
181
T w e lfth , c o rn e r Y a m h ill.
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R ep resen tin g on ly R E L IA B L E IN ­
SU R A N C E COM PANIES
T h re e h u n d re d a n d tw e n ty -fiv e a c re
sto c k ra n c h in L in n c o u n ty , $34ut>
m o rtg a g e . T ra d e e q u ity fo r sm a ll
fa rm o r P o rtla n d p ro p e rty . R. R.
G ra b e e l, L e b a n o n , O reg o n .
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MISCELLANEOUS
W ANTED
A first-c la ss s e p a r a to r
m an. E. O lsen, T ro u td a le , R. 1
P h o n e 613
G resh a m , O r-g n
r
JAMES
ELKINGTON
IN S U R A N C E
A C C ID E N T
SU R ET Y BO NDS
«'IRE
A U T O M O B IL E
L IF E
P L A T E G L A SS
HEALTH
Office on M ain S tr eet
r llO N E b — Utftee 816,
R esid e n c e 63
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FO R S A L E T w en ty a c re s o at hay,
so m e clo v er. P h o n e 498.
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FO R SA LE
$350.110
C all O u tlo o k .
p iano
ch eap .
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FO R SA I.E
N early new 3-in. M oline
w agon, w ith d o u b le box, $70, o r
w ill tr a d e fo r good y o u n g cow o r
2- o r 3 -y ear-o ld colt. A d d ress W 1
A. M yers, G re sh a m , o r e n q u ir e a t |
O u tlo o k office.
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W e d n e sd a y s a n d S a tu r d a y s a t
G re sh a m p h o n e 517.
C. G. S C H N E I D E R
A T T O R N E Y AT LA W
F ir s t S ta te B a n k B ldg.
P o rtla n d p h o n e M ain 1940
CONTRACTORS
ii»t-< la.»» Tv | m - vv r it e r fu r S a le .
In first-cla ss c o n d itio n , s ta n d a r d ’ I f T o » W an t P lr e t C la es W ork Bee
sin g le k e y b o a rd , ta b u l a r sy ste m , w ill |
use e ith e r o n e co lo r, o r tw o c o lo r;
rib b o n
W ill sell fo r $25 cash. T h is!
is a b a rg a in a n d sh o u ld be of I n t e r - 1
est to an y o n e w ho is g o in g to ta k e I
055008
th e co m m e rc ia l c o u rs e in th e high ;
school, aa It w ill give th e m a good '
II ty p e w rite r to p ra c tic e on a t hom e. I
’ , In q u ire a t th e O u tlo o k office
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PHOTOS
A L I.
R esid en ce, 111; Office l l x
H. H. HUGHES, M D.
P H Y S IC IA N
REAL ESTATE, RENTALS
In its Six Schools and Fortv-eight De­
p artm ents is engaged in tlie great work
oi uniting Learning and Labor.
F orty-eigh th School Year Opens
PHONES
A ll p r o fe s s io n a l c a lls p ro m p tly a t ­
tended. S p e c ia l a tte n tio n
to d is ­
e a s e s o f the E y e s an d U ttin g o f
OREG ON
Uniting Learning and Labor
THE ORECON
AGRICULTURAL COLLECE
O F F IC E H O U R S
10 a. in. to 12 in.,
1 p. m. to 3 p. m.
7 to 8 p. m. a t office
P h o n e 621
E n tr a n c e on M ain St., n e x t door to
S te r lin g & K id d er’s.
Office o v e r B ank o f G resh am
GEO.
PIGS
A p riv a te sch o o l w hich fits boys
o f good c h a ra c te r fo r u sefu l
o c c u p a tio n s.
Boys received
now , terniH re a s o n a b le . S ch o l­
a rs h ip s w hich w ould p ro v id e
an e d u c a tio n , in c lu d in g board
an d c lo th in g , a re g re a tly n e e d ­
ed fo r boys of lim ite d m eans.
S m a lle r d o n a tio n s w ill e n a b le
us to a s s ist o th e r w orthy boys.
F o r in fo rm a tio n a d d re s s Dr.
J a m e s B. C orby, G re sh a m , O r.,
c a re J u n i o r A g ric u ltu ra l school
P. B I T T N E R , M . D
IMiysiviaii a n d S u rg e o n
P h on es: Office 46;
Junior
Agricultural School
GRESH AM ,
Rea. 114
OTT
G re sh a m office o v e r A n c h o r s to re ,
e n tr a n c e n e x t d o o r to H a rd w a r e
s to r e
In S an d y e v ery T u e sd a y
a n d W ed n e sd a y .
J.
1 w -7 -ll 16 to » -7 -lS )
First Clns* Amusements,
Dancing and Refreshments
PROFESSIONAL AND
BUSINESS CARDS
and Jellies
T h e s ta n d a r d o f w ages in New-
E n g la n d is $761 34; In th e s o u th it
is $ 6 0 0 .7 9 . N ot o n e w age e a r n e r in ­
v e stig a te d in th o se p la c e s
e a rn e d
t h e s ta n d a rd by 40 p e r cen t.
Re lef
We a re in c lin e d to b eliv e th a t th e
Idg s tr ik e is b ein g e n g in e e re d
by
s o m e o f th e h ig h ly vpaid ra ilro a d
tr a in m e n in o r d e r to g et a v acatio n
in w hich to upend th e ir m oney.
1»1«
It Is a m a tte r of p o p u la r b elief
th a t th e fa th e r, as head of th e fa m i­
ly. is th e b re a d w in n e r a n d its s u p ­
p o rt. T h ia sh o u ld be th e case, b u t
th e law s o f socio lo gy m u st be b ased
on fa c ts, a n d th e fa c ts fa il to w a rra n t
th is a ss u m p tio n .
.
Attention !
G reg o n is so m uch in te re s te d in th e
riv e r an d h a rb o r s b ill, re c e n tly s ig n ­
ed by tile p e siile n t, th a t we m u st use
a n e x tr a n a p k in to w ipe th e d e li­
cio u s p o rk g ra v y fro n t o u r re e k in g
lips.
S.
MAIN STAY.
T h e re Is ev id en c e to show t h a t th e
c o w -te s tin g a sso c ia tio n is w o rk in g
a lo n g p ra c tic a l lit.es to th e p ro d u c
tlo n o f p ra c tic a l re s u lts .
T h ro u g h
th e m ed iu m of th e a ss o c ia tio n s th e
fa r m e rs h e re an d in o th e r p a r ts of
th e s ta te a re le a rn in g th a t th is a n i
m al In th e h erd
th e cow w hich fa ils
A tr a n s la te d R u ssian sto ry s ta r ts
to yield a p ro fit o n th e m oney in
veHted In h e r— Is o n e o f th e m ost o u t: "O n ce th e r e w as a p a ir of b e a u ­
p o te n t so u rc e s o f s h r in k a g e In th e tifu l black e y e s.” P e rfe c tly co rre c t,
p ro fits of th e farm . T h ey m ay have b ecau se we saw th e m on th e s tr e e t
su sp e c te d it b e fo re ; th e y know it o n e day, th e ir o w n e r in c h a rg e o f a
now , by re aso n of a c tu u l te s t. As i police officer; h u t we c a n ’t im ag in e
how a n y o n e in R u ssia e v e r h e a rd
re s u lt so m e of th e fa rm e rs a re m ak
Ing a c u re fu l anil d e lib e ra te w eeding- a b o u t th em a n d fa ile d to say so m e ­
o u t of th e u n p ro fltb le In d iv id u a l th in g a b o u t th e o th e r fellow w ho
cow s, an d a re s u b s titu tin g sto ck lost his fro n t te e th .
w hich sh a ll
c o n tr ib u te
to, r a t h e r
T h e in q u is itiv e s u b s c rib e r a t R o ck ­
th a n d e tr a c t fro m , th e ir h erd s.
wood w a n ts to know w hich w as th e
All o f th is is In k ee p in g w ith m od
" E a s t L y n n e ,” w hich u ltim a te ly
e rn b u sin ess efficiency, o n e o f th e g r e a te s t in v e n to r— th e m an w ho in ­ p ro v ed m o re v a lu a b le th a n a gold
first luw s o f w hich is th e e lim in a tio n v en ted th e tin can o r th e m an w ho m in e to th o s e w ho p u b lish e d a n d
of w aste.
Y o u r sh re w d
b u sin ess in v e n te d th e can o p e n e r. A fte r d u e p ro d u ced it in book a n d play form ,
m an of to d ay m ak es it a sp ecial p o in t reflectio n we h av e d ecid ed th a t th e is said to h av e been re je c te d in
to seek o u t an y e x is tin g d e p a rtm e n t h o n o r sh o u ld go to th e m an w ho in ­ m a n u s c rip t by G eo rge M e re d ith , the
of h is e s ta b lis h m e n t w hich is ru n at dented th e co rk sc re w .
a u th o r , w hen
he
w as r e a d e r for
a loss, o r w hich fa lls to re n d e r a
G aso lin e h as g o n e up a g a in a n d C h ap m an .. W all, o f L o ad n.
p ro fita b le r a te of in te re s t on th e in ­
he S ta n d a rd Oil p eo p le d e c la re th a t
v estm en t Involved in it; an d to p u t
A sh ell e ig h t Inches long an d th re e
econom ic c a u se s Ju stify th e In creas-
Inches in d ia m e te r w hich w as fired
th a t d e p a rtm e n t p ro m p tly on a pay
d p rice. T h is p re s u m a b ly is an all- in to A tla n ta , G a., by G e n e ra l S h e r­
ing b asis o r, fa ilin g in th a t, to do
h e-tra lfic -w ill-b e a r th e o ry , an d th e m an w as fo u n d in an e x c a v a tio n in a
aw ay w ith it a lto g e th e r . S im ila rly ,
traffic ttia t uses g a so lin e Is of a p r e t­ s tre e t. T h e s h e ll has th e a p p e a ra n c e
any u n it o r item In th e d e p a rtm e n t
o f a solid sh o t a n d not an exp lo siv e
ty h u sk y v a rie ty .
sh e ll an d is now b eing used by H. M.
w hich te n d s to im p a ir th e a v e ra g e
G o d frey , w ho fo u n d it, a s a p a p er
p ro fit, is m ad e (o pay o r be s u m ­
I io y d -G co rg e sayc t i 'c a ' B rita in w eight.
m a rily rem o v ed .
s to sn a tc h v icto ry in a few m o n th s.
F a rm in g Is a b u sin e ss, j u s t as We b eliev e e v ery w ord o f it, b u t
Tilt* B est L ax ativ e.
tr u ly us th e m a n u f a c tu r e of c o tto n
nil ‘ i n g v icto ry is i .Iv v process
To keep th e bow els r e g u la r th e
o r sh o es, o r th e c o n d u c t of a big d e­
> -.ing to re tu r n fro m tic fro n t best la x a tiv e is o u td o o r exercise.
D rin k a fu ll g lass of w a te r h a lf an
p a rtm e n t s to re is a b u sin ess.
The
p to d ie tim e of gong to ;>i> m.
h o u r b efo re b re a k fa s t a n d e a t an
e lim in a tio n o f w aste Is as Im p o rta n t
a b u n d a n c e of f r u it a n d v e g eta b les,
D u rin g h e t w ea’h e r a m an can
on tile farm us it Is in uny m a n u fa c ­
also e s ta b lis h a r e g u la r h a b it and be
tu r in g in d u s try o r in an y m e rc a n tile ta lk very p o in te d ly to his w ife o v e r s u r e th a t
y o u r bow els m ove once
th e t e h p h o n e.
He k n o w s th a t sh e each day. W hen a m ed icin e is needed
e s ta b lis h m e n t.
T hey
o n 't d re s s a n d com e dow n to th e of- ta k e C h a m b e rla in 's T a b le ts.
T h e cow o r h en w hich fa lls to pay
a re p le a s a n t to ta k e a n d m ild and
ce to p a r t w ith a sm a ll se c tio n of g e n tle in effect. F o r sa le a t G resh ­
a fa ir m a rg in of p ro fit on h e r first
c r m ind.
cost an d th e cost of k eep in g h e r, is
am D rug S to re .— Adv.
a so u rc e of w aste a n d of loss. T h e
T h e k in d o f ex ercise we m ost ad -
sh re w d b u sin ess fa r m e r w ill g e t rid
Ire as a m ean s to w a rd p ro lo n g in g
of h e r an d c o n v e rt th a t loss Into
Te Is w a lk in g b risk ly u n til you g et
protlt. O nly by th is m ean s, an d by
th e p u rs u it of a s im ila r c o u rse to o u r office d o o r th e n ru s h rig h t
in d su b s c rib e fo r a y e a r in ad -
th ro u g h o u t h is b u sin e ss e s ta b lis h ­
The Farmers’ Mutual Fire
ii nee.
m ent can lie hope to clo se th e y e a r
w ith a sis a b le cash b a la n c e In his
ow n fa v o r, In stead o f a v irtu a lly
even tire a k . o r a d eficit. T h e first
e ss e n tia l is th e id e n tific a tio n o f th e
u n p ro fita b le , o r " b o a r d e r ” sto c k ;
and th is th e In d iv id u a l fa r m e r is
en a b le d to acco m p lish by scien tific
m ean s w hich m ig h t be beyond his
p e rso n al re a c h , hu t w hich he. by co­
o p e ra tin g w ith (lie o ilie r m e m b e rs of
tils c o u n ty a ss o c ia tio n , can an d does
possess.
AUGUST
BURS
F O R D T R U l'K fo r sa le , new tr u c k ,
first class co n d itio n .
R. R. C a rl-
—°21 _
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46
t'ordvviNMl W a n te d .
Bids w ill be re c eiv ed by th e B oard
PICTURE FRAMING
of D ire c to rs of U nion H igh S chool
Q1LT on natural WOOD.
D istrict No. 2. M u ltn o m a h co u n ty ,
N ea t and C heap
O regon, fo r th e fu r n is h in g a n d de-
o f on e h u n d re d c o rd s o f old
M A X S C H N E ID E R ■ g livery
ro w th , red fir, fu rn a c e co rd w ood,
M ath ew s' B ldg., M ain St.,
i .-aId woo l to be d e liv e re d as follow s:
o n e -th ird a t U nion
H igh S chool
P h e a » 541
n u ild tn g on o r b efo re S e p te m b e r 15.
O CtWObOOOOOOOOOOtXKKX o o o o -H j 1916. T h e re m a in d e r to be d e liv e re d
I on o r b efo re D ecem b er 1. 1916.
T h e B o ard re s e rv e s th e rig h t to r e ­
P h o n e 901
ject any o r ail bids
B ids to be in th e h a n d s o f th e
ORESHAM ELECTRIC CO
c le rk by A u g u st 21, 1916.
W irin g R e p a irin g F ix tu re s
G W STA PLETO N .
C h a irm a n B oard o f D ire c to rs.
t» L. EDWARDS, Prop.
A tte s t:
G re sh a m .
Oregon 1 K A M ILLER. Clerk.
At B ank of G re sh a m .
WE DESIG N BU ILDIN G S
E tts e l T. J o n e s
F ra n k C. J o n a s
Gresham , Ove., P h a se M l
S. C. W hite Leghorn»]
My b ird s a t th e M u ltn o m a h «nun*
ty fa ir 1914. w on 1st and 2d c o c k ­
er*!
1 st and 2d p u lle t;
1 st p en .
sp e c ia l, b est so lid co lo red bird in
sh o w
In 1916 I loat th e «-econda
but got 1st co ck ere l: 1 st p u lle t, le t
wn
sp ec ia l, b e st so lid co lo red oird
In sh o w and seco n d cock.
A ll My B ir d s a re T 'a p n ea ta d and
h a v e been fo r y e a r s, w ith the r e s u lt
by c a r e fu l b reed m a h a v e ht<n pro­
d u c e r s W ill h a v e 2000 se le c te d eg g a
for h a tc h in g to sp a r e fo r th e n ex t
m o n th a t 15 00 per hundred.
FLORENCE TAYLOR,
Box 50, R ou ts 4, Gresham.
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