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V ic to r y !
V ic to r y !
From Everywhere in the State Comes to Us Hundreds and Hun­
dreds of Letters Offering Support to the
PEOPLE’S CANDIDATE
FOR THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION FOR GOVERNOR.
G. A. Cobb
Candidate for Democratic Nomination for
GOVERNOR
I Stand for:
The abolition of the liquor traffic;
The abolishing of capital punishment;
The building of good roads;
The employment of the worthy idle;
The reduction of taxes and the partial pay­
ment of same;
Economy in all the departments of cur State
government;
The honor system for prisoners;
The minimum wage law.
of Havana cigars. " N a w ," he replied.
"D on 't try to bribe a man. I cudna
tak them—and 1 am a member of the
k irk!" "B u t will you accept them as
a present!" " I cudna," said the Scot.
"W ell, then," said the traveler, "sup
pose I sell you the cigar for a merely
HE small son of a clergyman who
nominal sum—say, sixpence!" "Weel,
was noted for bis tiresome ser­
in that rase,” replied the Scot, "since
mons overheard two friends of bis
you
press me, and not liking tae re­
father saying bow dry they were and
bow hard it was to keep awake during fuse an offer weel meant, I think I ’ll
he taking twa boxes."
them. The following Bunday while the
• • •
minister was preaching he was astounded
LTHOUGH
only
a month married the
to see his son throwing pebbles at the
young man had learned much femi­
congregation from the gallery. The
clergyman frowned angrily at him, when nine logic. Tired out with a day in
the boy piped out in a clear, treble the shops, his wife opened her eyes
languidly as he struck a match. " A n ­
voice:
" I t ’s all right, pop. You go on oth er!" she said. "Mortimer, I do
wish you would not use cigarettes."
preaching. 1 ’m keeping them awake.
• • •
" W h y !’’ "Because '.hey are bad for
MAINE clergyman, living at the you. You don’t know what is in them."
hotel in his town, ordered a type­ "Oh, yes, I do. Why, for the trifling
writer and had it sent to his rooms. sum that cigarette costs you get nico­
It came when the clergyman was out, tine, valerian, possibly a little mor­
and the proprietor took charge of it. phine, and any quantity of carbon."
When the minister returned the pro­ She sat up, alert and bright eyed. "Good
prietor led him behind the desk and gracious!" she said. " A ll that! Why
whispered: "That case of yours is on that is a real bargain, isn ’t it ! "
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the ieo, parson. I guess it will be all
“ n o YOU understand wnat you are
right by dinnertim e."
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■w to swear to !" asked the court
as a not over-intelligent-looking
COMMERCIAL traveler had taken
a large order in the North for a negro took the witness stand. "Yessah,
consignment of hardware, and endeavor Ah does. A h ’m to sweah to tell de
ed to press upon the canny Scottish tru f." " Y e s," said the judge; "and
manager who bad given the order a box what will happen if you do not tell the
Stories at Which You
Will Smile
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In almost every letter expressions of gladness abound that
such a man could be found to enter the race, who would announce
himself and his platform at the same time, and openly herald it
out publicly for the
Verdict of the People
Time would not permit Mr. Cobb to canvass the State per­
sonally. Money (without special pledges and promises) would
not permit him to scatter constantly letters and printed matter
throughout the State.
He has no interests to secure except the common interest of all.
His platform you see here. YOUR BALLOT, GOOD PEOPLE,
WILL APPROVE OR DISAPPROVE on Decision Day. Cast your
ballot for G. A. COBB.
CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE.
t
(Paid Advertisement.)
tru th !" "W ell, sab," was the hesitat­
ing answer, * ‘ Ah expects ouah side 'll
win de case, sah. ’ ’
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"F ather," said little Rollo, "what
is appendicitis!"
"Appendicitis, my son," answered
the deep-thinking father, " is something
that enables a doctor to open up a man s
anatomy aud remove his entire bank ac­
co u n t"
We Must Have I t
Pessimist—The cost of living is ter
rible.
Optimist—But i t ’s worth the price.
Philadelphia Publie Ledger.
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Mother—Marjorie, stop interrupting.
Have you forgotten what I told you
about being seen and not heard!
Marjorie— You must fink I ’s a mov­
ing picture, ’stead of a little girl.
A
A
A
Ends Fifty Years’ Suffering From
Rheumatism
THANKS
TO
8ULPHOBBOI
THE C. M C. STEWART SULPHUR CO..
71 Columbia St.. Seattle, Wash.
Gentlemen:
I had Rbeumatiam (mm 1861 to 1911; was aeldom free from
pain. 1 began taking Sulphurro and took it about aiz week?. 1
have had no Rheumatism since, thanks to Sulphurro.
Your» truly,
O. O PRITCHARD.
1311 Albany St., Loa Angeles, Cal.
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EDW. COOKINGHAM, V ie.P res
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EQUITABLE 8AVINO8 AND LOAN ASSOCIATION
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