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How far is it from the front itepc of lone High School to
London, England? How about Juneau, Alaaka? Or Mexico
City?
In the spirit of the popular movie and television show
"M A S H.," the students at lone High have erected signs
outside the school telling you how many miles these, and
other far off (and not so far off) places, actually are.
At the mythical 4077th, the signs are hung on a post in the
middle of the hospital camp. At lone they are hung on a pole
outside the school. -
And just how far is London from lone? Well, you'll have to
go there, look up in the air, and find nut for yourself.
"IT TAKES A WOMAN ..."
It was the girls who had the last laugh on a Heppner High
School ski outing to Mt. Bachelor last weekend.
After two days of dishing out the comments on the
incompetence of women, who was it who locked themselves
in the showers?
After screaming for help for 15 minutes, seven wet,
unclothed males were very glad that there were some
"incompetent" females who were there to hear them.
Who's all wet now, boys?
FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE
It seems Jiat a few members of the Heppner Fire
Department have developed a sudden interest in aerobic
dance. Their interest hss so far been just for laughs, but Fire
Chief Forrie Burkenbine might consider the dance class a
requirement for department volunteers. They would certain
ly be in better physical condition, and would be able to run to
the fire hall faster.
And after the first 15 minutes of one of Joyce Hughes'
classes, we'd all love to see how hard they'd laugh . . .
providing they're still breathing!
Note: leotards and legwarmers will be provided upon
request.
Heppner T.V. announces
programming changes
Due to an equipment failure,
W T B S - TV Channel 8 on
Heppner TV Cable is being
substituted by C.N.N. News.
The station will be back on as
soon us repairs can be made,
reports Judy Laughlin of Hep
pner T.V.
Also a Sugar Ray Leonard
bout bcliedulcd fur February
25 has been postponed, due to
preventative surgery on his
eye. Home Box Office will
carry "Still of the Night" at 7
p.m. on that date, Laughlin
said.
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Merle Boyce
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Merle Boyce has been cho
sen Resident of the Month at
Pioneer Memorial Nursing
Home for the month of Feb
ruary. Mrs. Boyce was born Feb
ruary 15, 1902 to Hans and
Erma West of Condon. She
attended first through eighth
chosen as
the Month
grades in Condon. After her
school days she worked for a
bank in Condon and later
worked in a flower shop.
In October 1919, she married
Wayne High of Condon. The
couple had a wheat ranch five
miles from Condon. They
raised three girls and one son.
Mr. High died in 1903.
In 1966 Merle married Mil
ton Boyce of Condon. Mrs.
Boyce has two stepchildren
and several grandchildren
and great-grandchildren.
Mrs. Boyce was an active
resident of Gilliam County,
playing the piano at dances in
Lonerock and Condon.
She now enjoys tatting and
playing bingo. She also at
tends the noon meals and
programs at the Heppner
Senior Mealsite regularly.
The Heppner Gazette-Times, Heppner, Oregon, Thursday, February 23, 1M4 THREE
Juvenile Advisory Comm. to sponsor public film
The Morrow County Juve
nile Advisory Committee will
be sponsoring the film "Epi
demic: Kids, Drugs and Alco
hol, " which will be shown
Monday, Feb. 27, 7:30 p.m., in
Boardman at Riverside High
School,
Sgt. Verlin Denton of the
Morrow County Sheriff's De
partment will be at this view
ing to discuss the film and
answer questions afterwards,
Said a committee spokesper
son. The public is invited to
attend this meeting, especial
ly those interested or con
cerned parents and indivi
duals in the community.
Young people are also en
couraged to attend, the
spokesperson said.
The length of the movie will
be 27 minutes and the entire
meeting will run approxi
mately one and a half hours
with a coffee break during the
session, she concluded.
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