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Heppner Gazette Times, Heppner, Oregon
Thursday, February 2, 1939
THE
Hehisch
Published by the Students of
Heppner High School
Editor Dick Wilkinson
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"Mia;TcUU "wr. iIlomas y sponsoring one with
uas nouse Lrossip Joe Aiken p v A V
Humor, Omer McCaleb and Floyd an inter-chapter bout with the Con-
miu-mi don F. F. A. but hasn't found time
uossip, uon ureaencKson ana Helen fla wt Th rw Wo
GAS HOUSE GOSSIP
By JOE AIKEN
Hopes for the Hermiston-Heppner
smoker are a thing of the past as
Hermiston has done nothing toward
accepting our invitation. This smoker
was carried out between the schools
for the past two years, being held
once at each school. Heppner has
won both of these contests thus far.
Last year Hermiston won but one
bout. The H club has decided upon
Condon. The
F. F. A. had originally anticipated
Egan
training since school started for the
Sports, John Crawford and Bill Bar- smoker with the local F R A
finally stated that they would fight
ratt
we xvnow inem cy am mrratt av 0ih nr tDam tW mn,AA CA
Guess Who Bethal Blake over The H club accepted the offer
15 ""J r11.61 oxen and the date is yet to be set. How.
ever, it will be some time in March,
Speaking of school papers, the
grade school has edited a paper ever
since last year. It has been very
29 Years From Now, Bob Scrivner
Club Activities Betty Happold
Seen in the Dark Art McAtee
Odds and Ends Sibyl Howell
COMING EVENTS
Friday, Feb. S Arlington here.
successful in that they have paid
for all the stencils and mimeograph
paper used in its publication with
Tuesday, Feb. 7 Lexington, there, proceeds from the sale of the paper.
Friday, Feb. 10 Condon here.
Tuesday, Feb. 14 lone, there.
Friday, March 17 Junior Play.
The paper is put out by the two
upper grades; Miss Forsythe acts as
chief advisor. - They have humor,
sports events, editorials, and puz-
Club Activities zles in it. It is published bi-monthly.
Ourine the last wpaV ih vnrim.J Such a paper is being experimented
clubs of Hp.nnnf.r Hiri sm with in the high school. Its first issue
slip back into hibernation with only was Published this week and proved
two holding meetings. These were to of &eat interest- K k com-
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the H club and Home Economics tseu "ere Ul uie SU11U1 siunenis
club, , ana pubiisnea here.
The H club met on Thursday and The local team stePPed
rdanned their nroffram. which W wider lead by winning its third
oresented before th asspmhlv Vri. league game. This makes three games
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day. They made plans for a dance won ana one aeieai wmcn Pmces
to be held after the game Friday Heppner upon the top of the league
with Arlington. In the near future ladder in a fairlv staPle Position,
they will also sponsor a smoker with This Fridav local lads meet
Condon. onlv league team to dereat them this
The Home Economics duh mot season namely, Arlington. This
Wednesday and gave out the parts team is in ceUar now' but u
to the various members who are to "ePPner once with comparative ease
take Dart in their assemblv tr this year and stands a fair chance
presented Feb. 9. This is to be in the of winning again. If Arlington does
win, it will mean that the lirst spot
in league standings will be tied up
again.
Irrigon took a bad tumble the oth
er night when Lexington beat them
upon Irrigon's own court. Up until
form of a minstrel.
Idle Thought
Please have some respect for age,
and do not tear these jokes apart.
Bob "John accepts kisses from this defeat they led their league
strange women." without a defeat, until Lex, the third
Emery "Well, what other kind team upon the ladder, broke the
would he get them from." record. This ties Umatilla and Irri-
gon for first place. Upon talking to
Mr. Knox "Who broke the glass?" a Lexington lad, he revealed the fact
Thomas "I don't know; I only that that school plans to win the
poured water on it." sub-district tournament. They have
Bill "Maybe it was hard water." pr0ved their ability several times
Lowell "A glorious feeling, that
sensation of man pitting his strength
against the forces of nature."
Caroline "How
know?"
this year and seem to time their
wins at the most opportune mo
ments.
Here is another puzzle for the
would you , L tt ..x i t:
aopesujrs. nerimsiuii loses io irn
gon, Irrigon loses to Lexington, Lex
N. E. P. "I can write my name in ington loses to Heppner, and Hepp-
the dust on his desk." ner loses to Hermiston.
Dad D. "Ain't education wonder- . The local Future Farmers jour-
ful?" neyed to Pendleton and suffered a
bad defeat at the hands of the latter
Humor Reporter Let's start a team as the final whistle found the
home for old jokes." SCOre 75 to 14. The second team also
Editor We dont need to. They lost but by a close margin. When
they played here, Pendleton won
all come here anyway."
Seen in the Dark
Jack O'Hara with a certain fresh
man girl. (Initials P. T.)
both games but by smaller margins.
Here and yon: All the basketball
boys attended the dance in Heppner
after they returned from Condon,
Harry Tamblyn reading a love The H club is sponsoring a dance
story. (Why?) after the Arlington game. Maybe
Trouble in lovers' lane. (Definite- some of them will dance. Several
ly.) basketball boys were entertained at
Dug Drake upon the stage. (Whom the home of Edna Stephens. They
with?)
Time flying by. (So what?)
Dean Gilman in a bear trap.
(Goody.)
Dear hunters. (No remarks.)
dined upon chicken. (Pretty soft.)
Richard Hayes is suffering the ill ef
fects of a broken nose as a result
of participating in the smoker last
Satrday. The tallest basketball play-
Howard Patton defying the law of er on record comes from back east.
gravity.
H club program. (Not ready.)
Milton Morgan without a hat.
Ruth Green in a Model T Ford.
(I wonder whose it was; ask Ruth.)
He stands 6 feet Vz inches in his
stocking feet.
English Essentials Test Results
This test, riven at the end of each
BiU Barratt nearly getting in the semester, enables the student to
wrong car. know where he stands so far as his
general knowledge of English fun-
Odds and Ends ifamontals is ennwrnoii Tn this tt
We have heard of sailors having the student is able to find and cor-
a girl at every port, but Milton Mor- rect his "everyday" errors in speech
gon doesn't do so bad. and written language.
Carolyn Vaughn and Don Jones The results in no way affect the
were seen together Sunday. What student's grade. The average of each
happened to Jack? , class is taken and one's score shows
Donnie Bennett is still fond of a whether or not his ability and know-
blond, ledge of English fundamentals is
Cora Scott's face turned a bril- satisfactory as compared with others
liant red when Hughie entered the of his group.
Elks hall. The minimum esesntials results
are as follows:
Under average is the average num
ber of errors in that class; range
the least and the most errors made
and limit is the largest amount of
errors one should have in order to
be "satisfactory."
. Seniors, average, 25.4; range 4-65
limit, 27.
Juniors, average 24.3; range, 4-55
limit, 29.
Sophomores, average 30.8; range
7-76, limit, 34.
Freshmen, average 35.5; range 10
68, limit, 39.
Gossip
Who was that handsome "critter"
we saw you with Sunday afternoon.
Margaret? I know he isn't in high
school.
Milton thinks Condon has some
pretty nice girls. Don't you, Milt?
Bob Swick and Mary Emma were
out riding on Bob's bicycle Sunday
afernoon. No wonder Mary Emma is
singing "On a Bicycle Built for
Two."
I wonder why Donnie and Harry
were in such a hurry to get home
Saturday night?
For a while we thought Kemp had
indelible lipstick on his face, but
it turned ou to be just indelible.
The city pick-up was using the spot
light again. For further information
ask Bill Browning.
Smash!! LeePettyjohn and Bir
dine Vance to the smoker Saturday,
My, my, but the English rV class
has three love affairs. Not bad for
one class.
Twenty Years From New
Heppner will defeat Hermiston in
basketball by a one-point margin,
We hope!!
Jack Merrills orchestra opened
for a week's engagement at Cocoa-
nut Grove.
Everyone in journalism class found
time io hand in his assignment.
We can't see why we should waste
our time doing this. Art McAtee
will probably blow the whole town
up with his chemicals before then
anyway.
The chemistry lab will be air
conditioned, so when the odor gets
disagreeable, it won't spread all over
the building.
Mr. Peavy will give up making
predictions on games. It's too bad,
too, because, the law of averages
would let him hit it some time in a
period of twenty years.
Did You Know That
Sibyl and John are feeling 'that
way about each other again.'
Margaret Doolittle was awfully
interested in the new boy? (Watch
out, Bob.)
Mr. Blankenship likes to argue?
Dick Bbgoger likes to write poet
ry? (Who is she, Dick?)
Milton Morgan is the man of the
hour"?
Jack Merrill is going to be seen at
the trigonometry class on time?
We have a new red-headed girl in
school? (Watch out, boys.)
Jean Hays has finally found the
man of her heart?
It takes two girls to handle Mil
ton?
Omer McCaleb wants to go back
to Pendleton?
James Moyer, Pete Stone, and
Floyd Williams really went to town
at Pendleton?
Milton got home at 5 a. m. Sun
day?
Cora Scott is love sick?
Joe Aiken likes blondes?
Harry O'Donnell is the mender of
broken hearts?
Guess Who?
Height 5 ft, 6y2 in.; weight 125,
color of hair, brown; color of eyes,
blue; age, 15; class, sophomore; plays
guard on basketball team.
Height, 5 t, 2 in.; weigh, 116; color
of hair, red; color of eyes, blue; age,
16; class, junior; known by the heart
trouble she causes between two
sophomore boys.
KOAC Adds 9 P. M.
College Hour to
Daily Broadcast
A new "Oregon State College
Hour," from 9 to 10 o'clock p. m.
daily except Sunday, has been start
ed over the state-owned radio sta
tion KOAC. The new program will
consist of educational discussions
from all departments with local mu
sical features, supplementing the
previous farm hours and general
features through the other periods
that KOAC is on the air.
The new arrangement means the
extension of the KOAC operating
period an hour longer at night, mak
ing use of what is generally consid
ered one of the most favorable night
time hours.
Definite program outlines extend
ing through to May 1 have been ar
ranged by a committee appointed by
President G. W. Peavy. The object
will be to give the .thousands of
KOAC listeners the benefit of more
material available from all depart
ments on the college campus than
has been broadcast in the past, says
W. L. Teutsch, chairman of the spec
ial committee which arranged the
new schedule.
The new college hour each night
will begin with a round-table dis
cussion in which current topics will
be discussed by a group of faculty
men or faculty and advanced stu
dents. For the week of February 6
to 11, these discussion subjects- will
be "New Uses for Old Crops," "Old
Books Versus New," "Youth Hostels
in the Northwest," "The Willanjette
Valley During the Ice Age," "The
Engineer's position in Society," and
Wild Life Management in Oregon."
Other topics scheduled for that
week will be "Highlights of the Re
cent Pacific Northwest Rural Elec
trification Conference," "The Rob
inson-Patman Act and Other Price
Supporting Measures," "The Chem
isttry of the Sea," "An Industrial
Heritage," "The Lumber Industry
Today," "Balancing the Federa
Budget," "The Life of a Forester,"
Advances in Pharmaceutical Edu
cation," and "Our Social Insects."
Musical periods will be under the
direction of the department of music
at Oregon State.
Addition of this new hour serves
further to expand the educational
offerings of KOAC, which already
broadcasts material for all of the
state institutions of higher learning,
and many of the private universities
and colleges.
Professional
Directory
Heppner Blacksmith
fir Machine Shop
Expert Welding and Repairing
L. H. HARLOW, Mgr.
GLENN Y. WELLS
ATTORNEY AT LAW
ATwater 4884
535 MEAD BUILDING
5th at Washington
PORTLAND, OREGON
A. D. McMurdo, M. D.
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
Trained Norse Assistant
Office in Masonic Building
Heppner, Oregon
Morrow County
Abstract & Title Co.
INC.
ABSTRACTS OF TITLE
TITLE INSURANCE
Office in New Peters Building
F. W. Turner & Co.
FIRE, AUTO AND LIFE
INSURANCE
Old Line Companies Seal Estate
Heppner, Oregon
Jos. J. Nys
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Peter Building, Willow Street
Heppner, Oregon
Laurence Case
Mortuary
"Just the service wanted
when yon want it most"
J. 0. Turner
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Phone 173
Hotel Heppner Building
HEPPNER, ORE.
Dr. Raymond Rice
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
Office
First National Bank Building
Office Phone 523 House Phone 823
Heppner
Abstract Co.
J. LOGIE RICHARDSON, Mgr.
BATES SEASONABLE
Roberts Building Heppner, Ore,
P. W. Mahoney
ATTORNEY AT LAW
GENERAL INSURANCE
Heppner Hotel Building
Willow St. Entrance
J. O. Peterson
Latest Jewelry and Olft Goods
Watches . Clock . Diamond
Expert Watch and Jewelry
Repairing
Heppner, Oregon
Vawter Parker
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
First National Bank Building
Dr. Richard C. Lawrence
DENTIST
Modern equipment including X-ray
(or dental diagnosis
Extraction by gas anesthetic
First National Bank Building
Phone 562 Heppner, Ore.
Dr. L. D. Tibbies
OSTEOPATHIC
Physician & Surgeon
FIRST NATIONAL BANK BLDG.
Rec Phone 1162 Office Phone 492
HEPPNER, OREGON
W. M. Eubanks
Representing
KERR, GIFFORD & CO., INC.
on Heppner Branch
V. R. Runnion
AUCTIONEER
Farm Sales and Livestock a Specialty
405i Jones Street, Heppner, Ore.
Phone 452
MAKE DATES AT MY EXPENSE
Frank C. Alfred
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Telephone 442
Rooms 3-4
First National Bank Building
HEPPNER, OREGON
Peterson & Peterson
ATTORNEYS AT LAW
U. S. National Bank Building
PENDLETON, OREGON
Practice In State and Federal Courts
Real Estate
General Line of Insurance and
Bonds
W. M. EUBANKS
Notary Publlo
Phone 62 Tone. Or.
FOB BEST MARKET PRICES for
yonr new or oia wheat, see
CORNETT GREEN
for grain stored in Heppner and
Lexington,
ELMER GRIFFITH
at lone for rust nf Ttronxh
Representing Balfour, Guthrie ft Co.