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Page Six Heppner Gazette Times, Heppner, Oregon Thursday, February 2, 1939 THE Hehisch Published by the Students of Heppner High School Editor Dick Wilkinson A i 17 J: a rrrf -i , I "Mia;TcUU "wr. iIlomas y sponsoring one with uas nouse Lrossip Joe Aiken p v A V Humor, Omer McCaleb and Floyd an inter-chapter bout with the Con- miu-mi don F. F. A. but hasn't found time uossip, uon ureaencKson ana Helen fla wt Th rw Wo GAS HOUSE GOSSIP By JOE AIKEN Hopes for the Hermiston-Heppner smoker are a thing of the past as Hermiston has done nothing toward accepting our invitation. This smoker was carried out between the schools for the past two years, being held once at each school. Heppner has won both of these contests thus far. Last year Hermiston won but one bout. The H club has decided upon Condon. The F. F. A. had originally anticipated Egan training since school started for the Sports, John Crawford and Bill Bar- smoker with the local F R A finally stated that they would fight ratt we xvnow inem cy am mrratt av 0ih nr tDam tW mn,AA CA Guess Who Bethal Blake over The H club accepted the offer 15 ""J r11.61 oxen and the date is yet to be set. How. ever, it will be some time in March, Speaking of school papers, the grade school has edited a paper ever since last year. It has been very 29 Years From Now, Bob Scrivner Club Activities Betty Happold Seen in the Dark Art McAtee Odds and Ends Sibyl Howell COMING EVENTS Friday, Feb. S Arlington here. successful in that they have paid for all the stencils and mimeograph paper used in its publication with Tuesday, Feb. 7 Lexington, there, proceeds from the sale of the paper. Friday, Feb. 10 Condon here. Tuesday, Feb. 14 lone, there. Friday, March 17 Junior Play. The paper is put out by the two upper grades; Miss Forsythe acts as chief advisor. - They have humor, sports events, editorials, and puz- Club Activities zles in it. It is published bi-monthly. Ourine the last wpaV ih vnrim.J Such a paper is being experimented clubs of Hp.nnnf.r Hiri sm with in the high school. Its first issue slip back into hibernation with only was Published this week and proved two holding meetings. These were to of &eat interest- K k com- " 1 1 i.1 1 1 t j. 1 j. the H club and Home Economics tseu "ere Ul uie SU11U1 siunenis club, , ana pubiisnea here. The H club met on Thursday and The local team stePPed rdanned their nroffram. which W wider lead by winning its third oresented before th asspmhlv Vri. league game. This makes three games - J I 1 J f - i 1? 1 day. They made plans for a dance won ana one aeieai wmcn Pmces to be held after the game Friday Heppner upon the top of the league with Arlington. In the near future ladder in a fairlv staPle Position, they will also sponsor a smoker with This Fridav local lads meet Condon. onlv league team to dereat them this The Home Economics duh mot season namely, Arlington. This Wednesday and gave out the parts team is in ceUar now' but u to the various members who are to "ePPner once with comparative ease take Dart in their assemblv tr this year and stands a fair chance presented Feb. 9. This is to be in the of winning again. If Arlington does win, it will mean that the lirst spot in league standings will be tied up again. Irrigon took a bad tumble the oth er night when Lexington beat them upon Irrigon's own court. Up until form of a minstrel. Idle Thought Please have some respect for age, and do not tear these jokes apart. Bob "John accepts kisses from this defeat they led their league strange women." without a defeat, until Lex, the third Emery "Well, what other kind team upon the ladder, broke the would he get them from." record. This ties Umatilla and Irri- gon for first place. Upon talking to Mr. Knox "Who broke the glass?" a Lexington lad, he revealed the fact Thomas "I don't know; I only that that school plans to win the poured water on it." sub-district tournament. They have Bill "Maybe it was hard water." pr0ved their ability several times Lowell "A glorious feeling, that sensation of man pitting his strength against the forces of nature." Caroline "How know?" this year and seem to time their wins at the most opportune mo ments. Here is another puzzle for the would you , L tt ..x i t: aopesujrs. nerimsiuii loses io irn gon, Irrigon loses to Lexington, Lex N. E. P. "I can write my name in ington loses to Heppner, and Hepp- the dust on his desk." ner loses to Hermiston. Dad D. "Ain't education wonder- . The local Future Farmers jour- ful?" neyed to Pendleton and suffered a bad defeat at the hands of the latter Humor Reporter Let's start a team as the final whistle found the home for old jokes." SCOre 75 to 14. The second team also Editor We dont need to. They lost but by a close margin. When they played here, Pendleton won all come here anyway." Seen in the Dark Jack O'Hara with a certain fresh man girl. (Initials P. T.) both games but by smaller margins. Here and yon: All the basketball boys attended the dance in Heppner after they returned from Condon, Harry Tamblyn reading a love The H club is sponsoring a dance story. (Why?) after the Arlington game. Maybe Trouble in lovers' lane. (Definite- some of them will dance. Several ly.) basketball boys were entertained at Dug Drake upon the stage. (Whom the home of Edna Stephens. They with?) Time flying by. (So what?) Dean Gilman in a bear trap. (Goody.) Dear hunters. (No remarks.) dined upon chicken. (Pretty soft.) Richard Hayes is suffering the ill ef fects of a broken nose as a result of participating in the smoker last Satrday. The tallest basketball play- Howard Patton defying the law of er on record comes from back east. gravity. H club program. (Not ready.) Milton Morgan without a hat. Ruth Green in a Model T Ford. (I wonder whose it was; ask Ruth.) He stands 6 feet Vz inches in his stocking feet. English Essentials Test Results This test, riven at the end of each BiU Barratt nearly getting in the semester, enables the student to wrong car. know where he stands so far as his general knowledge of English fun- Odds and Ends ifamontals is ennwrnoii Tn this tt We have heard of sailors having the student is able to find and cor- a girl at every port, but Milton Mor- rect his "everyday" errors in speech gon doesn't do so bad. and written language. Carolyn Vaughn and Don Jones The results in no way affect the were seen together Sunday. What student's grade. The average of each happened to Jack? , class is taken and one's score shows Donnie Bennett is still fond of a whether or not his ability and know- blond, ledge of English fundamentals is Cora Scott's face turned a bril- satisfactory as compared with others liant red when Hughie entered the of his group. Elks hall. The minimum esesntials results are as follows: Under average is the average num ber of errors in that class; range the least and the most errors made and limit is the largest amount of errors one should have in order to be "satisfactory." . Seniors, average, 25.4; range 4-65 limit, 27. Juniors, average 24.3; range, 4-55 limit, 29. Sophomores, average 30.8; range 7-76, limit, 34. Freshmen, average 35.5; range 10 68, limit, 39. Gossip Who was that handsome "critter" we saw you with Sunday afternoon. Margaret? I know he isn't in high school. Milton thinks Condon has some pretty nice girls. Don't you, Milt? Bob Swick and Mary Emma were out riding on Bob's bicycle Sunday afernoon. No wonder Mary Emma is singing "On a Bicycle Built for Two." I wonder why Donnie and Harry were in such a hurry to get home Saturday night? For a while we thought Kemp had indelible lipstick on his face, but it turned ou to be just indelible. The city pick-up was using the spot light again. For further information ask Bill Browning. Smash!! LeePettyjohn and Bir dine Vance to the smoker Saturday, My, my, but the English rV class has three love affairs. Not bad for one class. Twenty Years From New Heppner will defeat Hermiston in basketball by a one-point margin, We hope!! Jack Merrills orchestra opened for a week's engagement at Cocoa- nut Grove. Everyone in journalism class found time io hand in his assignment. We can't see why we should waste our time doing this. Art McAtee will probably blow the whole town up with his chemicals before then anyway. The chemistry lab will be air conditioned, so when the odor gets disagreeable, it won't spread all over the building. Mr. Peavy will give up making predictions on games. It's too bad, too, because, the law of averages would let him hit it some time in a period of twenty years. Did You Know That Sibyl and John are feeling 'that way about each other again.' Margaret Doolittle was awfully interested in the new boy? (Watch out, Bob.) Mr. Blankenship likes to argue? Dick Bbgoger likes to write poet ry? (Who is she, Dick?) Milton Morgan is the man of the hour"? Jack Merrill is going to be seen at the trigonometry class on time? We have a new red-headed girl in school? (Watch out, boys.) Jean Hays has finally found the man of her heart? It takes two girls to handle Mil ton? Omer McCaleb wants to go back to Pendleton? James Moyer, Pete Stone, and Floyd Williams really went to town at Pendleton? Milton got home at 5 a. m. Sun day? Cora Scott is love sick? Joe Aiken likes blondes? Harry O'Donnell is the mender of broken hearts? Guess Who? Height 5 ft, 6y2 in.; weight 125, color of hair, brown; color of eyes, blue; age, 15; class, sophomore; plays guard on basketball team. Height, 5 t, 2 in.; weigh, 116; color of hair, red; color of eyes, blue; age, 16; class, junior; known by the heart trouble she causes between two sophomore boys. KOAC Adds 9 P. M. College Hour to Daily Broadcast A new "Oregon State College Hour," from 9 to 10 o'clock p. m. daily except Sunday, has been start ed over the state-owned radio sta tion KOAC. The new program will consist of educational discussions from all departments with local mu sical features, supplementing the previous farm hours and general features through the other periods that KOAC is on the air. The new arrangement means the extension of the KOAC operating period an hour longer at night, mak ing use of what is generally consid ered one of the most favorable night time hours. Definite program outlines extend ing through to May 1 have been ar ranged by a committee appointed by President G. W. Peavy. The object will be to give the .thousands of KOAC listeners the benefit of more material available from all depart ments on the college campus than has been broadcast in the past, says W. L. Teutsch, chairman of the spec ial committee which arranged the new schedule. The new college hour each night will begin with a round-table dis cussion in which current topics will be discussed by a group of faculty men or faculty and advanced stu dents. For the week of February 6 to 11, these discussion subjects- will be "New Uses for Old Crops," "Old Books Versus New," "Youth Hostels in the Northwest," "The Willanjette Valley During the Ice Age," "The Engineer's position in Society," and Wild Life Management in Oregon." Other topics scheduled for that week will be "Highlights of the Re cent Pacific Northwest Rural Elec trification Conference," "The Rob inson-Patman Act and Other Price Supporting Measures," "The Chem isttry of the Sea," "An Industrial Heritage," "The Lumber Industry Today," "Balancing the Federa Budget," "The Life of a Forester," Advances in Pharmaceutical Edu cation," and "Our Social Insects." Musical periods will be under the direction of the department of music at Oregon State. Addition of this new hour serves further to expand the educational offerings of KOAC, which already broadcasts material for all of the state institutions of higher learning, and many of the private universities and colleges. Professional Directory Heppner Blacksmith fir Machine Shop Expert Welding and Repairing L. H. HARLOW, Mgr. GLENN Y. WELLS ATTORNEY AT LAW ATwater 4884 535 MEAD BUILDING 5th at Washington PORTLAND, OREGON A. D. McMurdo, M. D. PHYSICIAN & SURGEON Trained Norse Assistant Office in Masonic Building Heppner, Oregon Morrow County Abstract & Title Co. INC. ABSTRACTS OF TITLE TITLE INSURANCE Office in New Peters Building F. W. Turner & Co. FIRE, AUTO AND LIFE INSURANCE Old Line Companies Seal Estate Heppner, Oregon Jos. J. Nys ATTORNEY AT LAW Peter Building, Willow Street Heppner, Oregon Laurence Case Mortuary "Just the service wanted when yon want it most" J. 0. Turner ATTORNEY AT LAW Phone 173 Hotel Heppner Building HEPPNER, ORE. Dr. Raymond Rice PHYSICIAN & SURGEON Office First National Bank Building Office Phone 523 House Phone 823 Heppner Abstract Co. J. LOGIE RICHARDSON, Mgr. BATES SEASONABLE Roberts Building Heppner, Ore, P. W. Mahoney ATTORNEY AT LAW GENERAL INSURANCE Heppner Hotel Building Willow St. Entrance J. O. Peterson Latest Jewelry and Olft Goods Watches . Clock . Diamond Expert Watch and Jewelry Repairing Heppner, Oregon Vawter Parker ATTORNEY-AT-LAW First National Bank Building Dr. Richard C. Lawrence DENTIST Modern equipment including X-ray (or dental diagnosis Extraction by gas anesthetic First National Bank Building Phone 562 Heppner, Ore. Dr. L. D. Tibbies OSTEOPATHIC Physician & Surgeon FIRST NATIONAL BANK BLDG. Rec Phone 1162 Office Phone 492 HEPPNER, OREGON W. M. Eubanks Representing KERR, GIFFORD & CO., INC. on Heppner Branch V. R. Runnion AUCTIONEER Farm Sales and Livestock a Specialty 405i Jones Street, Heppner, Ore. Phone 452 MAKE DATES AT MY EXPENSE Frank C. Alfred ATTORNEY AT LAW Telephone 442 Rooms 3-4 First National Bank Building HEPPNER, OREGON Peterson & Peterson ATTORNEYS AT LAW U. S. National Bank Building PENDLETON, OREGON Practice In State and Federal Courts Real Estate General Line of Insurance and Bonds W. M. EUBANKS Notary Publlo Phone 62 Tone. Or. FOB BEST MARKET PRICES for yonr new or oia wheat, see CORNETT GREEN for grain stored in Heppner and Lexington, ELMER GRIFFITH at lone for rust nf Ttronxh Representing Balfour, Guthrie ft Co.