HEPPNER GAZETTE TIMES, HEPPNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, NOV. 4, 1937
PAGE SIX
THE
Hehisch
Published by the Journalism Class
of Heppner High School
STAFF
Editor Thomas Gonty
Assistant Editor Bill Barratt
Sports, Emery Coxen, John Craw
ford Alumni Carol Coblantz
Did You Know That? Sybil Howell,
Pat Cason
Humor, Alvina Casebeer, Milton
Morgan
Cranium Breaker .... Scott McMurdo
Senior Play -. Bethal Blake
Why Doesn't Somebody Invent?
Irena McFerrin
H.H.S.
Senior Play Success
The play, "The White Phantom,"
a farce mystery, was presented by
the Senior class last Friday evening
and was well received by an appre
ciative crowd. Each character por
trayed his part well. Arlene Morton
as the colored house maid furnished
many laughs.
H.H.S.
Let's Cooperate
There seems to be a slight ten
dency for us to be down-hearted,
due to the one-sided score against
Heppner last Friday. Even the team
has been criticized as to their ability,
Someone must win, and only a per
feet team can have an undefeated
season. As there is no perfect team
one loss out of four games is still
something to be proud of. There
fore, a defeat is not something to
be moaned about, but should give
rise to a renewed spirit of enthus
iasm; for if there is any team which
Notice of Budget Meeting of the Tax
Levying Board of the City of Heppner
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, that on the 26th day of November, 1937,
at the hour of 7:30 P. M., of said day at the Council Chambers in said City
of Heppner, Oregon, the tax levyinb board of said city will meet for the pur
pose of discussing and considering the tax budget hereinafter set forth of
said city for the fiscal year beginning January 1, 1938, and any taxpayer of
the city of Heppner may at said time appear and be heard either in favor
of or in opposition to the tax levy as therein set forth or any item thereof.
Estimated
PERSONAL SERVICE
Chief of Police
Special Police
City Recorder
City Attorney
City Treasurer
Insurance (State)
MATERIALS, SUPPLIES, ETC.
Premium on Bonds
Lights
Printing and Advertising
STREETS
Streets and Bridges
FIRE DEPARTMENT
Hose, Extras, Truck, Fuel
BOND REDEMPTION
Redemption of Water Bonds
INTEREST ON BONDS
EMERGENCY
BAND MASTER AND DONATIONS
WATER DEPARTMENT
Salary Water Master :
Bookkeeper
Labor, Repairs and Supplies
Replacing Mains
Estimated Deficits
TOTAL ESTIMATED EXPENDITURES
Estimated Receipts
Water collections $12,500.00
Licenses and share of State Liquor Licenses 400.00fr
Fines 100.00
County Road Tax 1,500.00
TOTAL AMOUNT TO BE RAISED
Dated at Heppner Oregon, this 1st
Attest: E. R. HUSTON, City Recorder
(SEAL)
needs backing, it is a losing team.
Let's all make it a point to prove
to the squad that we're still with
them, whether they win or lose. Let's
also make the coming game with
Hermiston a test of our support,
even though the odds seem to be
against us.
H.H.8.
Alumni Snatches
Irene Beamer, who is attending
Pacific university, spent the week
end visiting friends and relatives in
Heppner.
Lois Ashbaugh is doing secretarial
work for Mrs. Lucy Rodgers.
Len Gilman, gridster at Pacific
university, starred for his team
against Albany college Friday by
scoring two touchdowns.
H.H.S.
Game at Fossil This Friday
Next Friday's game with Fossil, at
Fossil, will surely be no easy task
for the local Mustangs. Two weeks
ago Condon beat them only by one
point, the final score being 7-6. Fos
sil seems to have improved a great
deal since the first of the year arid
are looking forward to the Heppner
game.
H.H.S.
Eighth Grade News
Kathryn Nys, a former pupil of
Heppner grade school and now go
ing to St. Mary's Cathedral in Port
land, visited the eighth grade Mon
day morning.
The eighth grade has begun to
assemble material for its school
newspaper. They hope to publish it
soon.
H.H.S.
Cranium Breaker
A and B make a wager as to the
distance a car, traveling on a level
road at 50 miles an hour, will coast
if the gas is cut off and the clutch
released simultaneously. In the test,
the car ran on-half as far in the
second minute after the power was
cut off as in the first; one half as
far in the third minute as in the
second, continued to coast 180 feet
Expenditures
$ 1,500.00
200.00
240.00
240.00
- 240.00
70.00
$ 2,490.00
$ 1,470.00
$ 3,500.00
$ 350.00
$ 70.00
1,200.00
200.00
3,500.00
-$ 350.00
$ 5,000.00
$ 5,000.00
$ 3,150.00
$ 1,000.00
$ 400.00
-.$ 3,150.00
$ 1,000.00
$ 400.00
$ 1,500.00
300.00
2,000.00
1,500.00
1,000.00
$ 6,300.00
$23,660.00
$14,500.00
BY TAXATION $ 9,160.00
day of November, 1937.
LEVYING BOARD,
P. W. MAHONEY, Chairman.
and Clerk of Levying Board.
and then stopped. If the car ran one-
half the entire distance that it coast
ed during the first minute, who won
the bet? A, who bet that it would
not coast more than 1,200 feet; and
B, that it would coast nearly 1,500
feet? The answer to this problem
will appear in this column next
week.
H.H.S.
HUMOR
Ruth Green: "How did you like
my speech, before the class yester
day?" Maxine Ma: "Now you're fishing
for a compliment."
Ruth: "No, I never fish in shallow
water.
Van Marter '(boasting): "Boy,
when I hi ta man, he knows it."
Harold A- "That's nothing, Bif
Boy. When I hit a man, he doesn't
know it until a week later,"
Cora S.: "Do you play an instru
ment of any kind, Laura?"
Laura (sadly): "Only second fiddle
at home."
Emery C: "What do you call a
man who drives a car?"
Art Ma: "It all depends on how
close he comes to me."
Joe A.: "Do girls really like con
ceited men better than the other
kind?"
Irena Ma: "What other kind?"
Norval: "Gee, there's an awful lot
of girls stuck on me."
Buddy: "Yea! They must be an
awful lot."
Harry: "Thinking of me, Dearest?"
Jeanette: "Was I laughing? I'm
sorry."
Mr. Knox: "Now, since we have
learned about triangles, circles, and
squares, I wonder if anyone can tell
me what a rhombus is?"
Austin Ma: "Yes, Coach, I can.
A rhombus is a square, only it's sort
of pushed over."
Don Ed.: "Who is student body
treasurer?"
Paul Ma: "Scott is; why?"
Don: "I wanted to borrow a dol
lar." '
Porter (cheerfully): "Yo miss yo
train, suh?"
Marvin: "Naw, I was just chasing
it out of the station cause I didn't
like its looks."
Jerry Casteel: "This is a very
small steak you gave me."
Lloyd: "I know it, but it will take
you a long time to eat it."
Shirley Wilson: "Bill, why do you
Oysters
and
Shell
Fish
NOW IN
SEASON
Marine delicacies
lend zest to our
menus.
Try our
Fountain Service
o
A Good Meal
Anytime
at the
Elkhorn
Restaurant
ED CHINK, Prop.
wear such loud socks?"
Bill B: "To keep my feet from
falling asleep."
Mrs. Clark: "It gives me much
pleasure to give you 85 in English."
Rufus: "Gee, wouldn't it be thrill
ing to give me 100!"
Customer: "This soup sure tastes
funny."
Jack Merrill: "Well, why don't
you laugh?"
When I first heard these jokes, I
laughed so much I kicked the slats
out of the cradle.
Jean Hays (calling Guy from
across the street): "Guy, come here."
Guy: "What do you want?"
Jean: "Will you put my mail in
the post office?"
Guy: "Aw, shucks."
H.H.S.
Why Doesn't Somebody Invent
Shock-proof electricity?
Odorless ammonia?
Fords .that don't rattle?
A team that can beat Arlington?
A girl that can't be kissed?
A new Southern accent?
Soundless chewing gum?
TRUCKING
ANYWHERE FOR HIRE
Two Trucks in Operation
Insured Carrier
Livestock Hauling a Specialty
Arthur E. Ritchie
Phone 212 lone, Ore.
Professional
Directory
A. D. McMurdo, M. D.
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
Trained Nurse Assistant
Office in Masonic Building
Heppner, Oregon
Morrow County
Abstract & Title Co.
INC.
ABSTRACTS OF TITLE
TITLE INSURANCE
Office New Peters Building
A Home for the Aged
Home-like care and surroundings
with graduate nurse in constant
charge. Inquire for rates, includ
ing room and meals.
Morrow General Hospital
Mrs. L. G. Rumble, Mgr.
r
F. W. Turner & Co.
FIBS, AUTO AND LIFE
INSURANCE
Old Line Companies. Beal Estate
Heppner, Oregon
Jos. J. Nys
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Peters Building, Willow Street
Heppner, Oregon
Laurence Case
Mortuary
"Just the service wanted
when yon want It most"
FOB BEST MARKET FBICES for
yonr new or old wheat, see
CORNETT GREEN
for grain stored in Heppner and
Lexington,
ELMER GRIFFITH
at lone for rest of Branch.
Representing Balfour, Guthrie & Co.
Phelps Funeral Home
Telephone 1332
Licensed Funeral Directors
Trained Lady Assistant
Heppner, Oregon
J. O. Turner
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Phone 173
Hotel Heppner Building
HEPPNER. ORE.
Dr. Raymond Rice
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
Office
First National Bank Building
Office Phone 523 House Phone 823
Heppner
Abstract Co.
J. LOGIB RICHARDSON, Mgr.
BATES SEASONABLE
Roberts Building Heppner, Ore.
P. W. Mahoney
ATTORNEY AT LAW
GENERAL INSURANCE
Heppner Hotel Building
Willow St. Entrance
J. 0. Peterson
Latest Jewelry and Olft Goods
Watches Clocks - Diamond
Expert Watch and Jewelry
Repairing
Heppner, Oregon
Vawter Parker
" ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Phone 173
Heppner Hotel Building
Dr. Richard C. Lawrence
DENTIST
Modern equipment including X-ray
for dental diagnosis
Extraction by gas anesthetic
First National Bank Building
Phone 582 Heppner, Ore.
Dr. L. D. Tibbies
OSTEOPATHIC
Physician & Surgeon
FIRST NATIONAL BANK BLDG.
Res. Phone 1162 Office Phone 492
HEPPNER, OREGON
W. M. EU BANKS
Representing
KERR, GIFFORD & CO., INC
on Heppner Branch
V. R. Runnion
AUCTIONEER
Farm Sales and Llvestook a Specialty
405 Jones Street Heppner, Ore.
Phone 452
MAKE BATES AT MY EXPENSB
Frank C. Alfred
Attorney at Law
Telephone 442
Rooms 3-4
First National Bank Building
HEPPNER, OREGON
Peterson & Peterson
ATTORNEYS AT LAW
U. S. National Bank Building
PENDLETON, OREGON
Practice In State and Federal Courts
Real Estate
General Line of Insurance and
Bonds
W. M. EUBANKS
Notary Pufclio
Phone 62 lone. Ore.
W. L. Blakely
Representing
Connecticut Mutual Life Insurance
Co., Caledonian Fire Insurance Go.
HIGHEST CASH PRICES FOR
WOOL HIDES PELTS
Phone 782 Heppner, Ore.