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n PAGE SIX HEPPNER GAZETTE TIMES, HEPPNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, AUG. 28, 1930. IONE. (Continatd from ift Pa) Mrs. R. E. Harbison. Mrs. Mary Ball was a passenger to Portland last week. Vera Moen is spending this week with friends in Salem. Lee Howell went to Walla Walla last Friday and while there was In attendance at an all day session of the Northwestern Retail Lumber Dealers association. T. E. Grabil, custodian of the school property, has begun work getting the building and grounds in readiness for the opening of school, September 8. Mr. and Mrs. Botts and family have moved into the Ross house in lower lone for the school year. Mr. Porter and son will occupy the W. E. Ahalt house during the winter. Will Ryan was caling on friends in lone on Wednesday of last week. He was on his way home to Beech creek from a trip to Portland with several truck loads of cattle. Ted Troge and John Louy motor ed to Portland the middle of last week. Mrs. Harold Rankin made a trip to Brownsville recently to get her two sons who had been there for a visit with their grandmother. Last week Darrel Padberg cut his hand quite badly while assisting his sister with the fruit canning. Darrel was taken at once to Hepp ner where a physician took several stitches to close the wound. On August 20, John Louy of Port land underwent a serious opera ation from which he is making sat isfactory recovery. Mrs. Louy is at fiitiiiiiiiiiiimiimimiiMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiMiiiiiHiitiiiimmiiie (Free Air) aiiiimiMiiiiMiiiniiHiiMi' Hiiwitnmiimiiitti: A COLUMN OF FUN AND FACTS (Edited by Dean T. Goodman from his private sanctum down at the Hepp ner Garage.) her home in Portland and is rapid ly gaining strength following a re cent major operation. Mr. and Mrs. Louy are former residents of Mor row county. Mr. and Mrs. Kiethley Blake who have been here for the harvest sea son, left last week for their home at Klamath Falls. The first of the week the Ed Kel ler family- returned to Pendleton where Mr. and Mrs. Keller and son Frank will spend the school year, Frank being a senior In the Pendle ton high school. About September first the two sons, James and Ed ward, will return to their studies at Still College of Osteopathy at Kirksville, Mo. At the all day swim which Miss Elva Balsiger recently held for her pupils at the Heppner pool, Miss Mildred Lundell passed the final tests and was awarded the button given by the Red Cross. Mrs. Ed Dick and two sons, Ed win and Kemp, of Pomeroy, Wash., are guests in the home of Mrs. Bert Mason. Mrs. Ed Dick and two sons were dinner guests at the home of Mr. and Mrs. M. E. Cotter on Tuesday. I In the afternoon the following lad ies arrived and two tables of bridge were enjoyed: Mrs. Dell Ward, Mrs. Heibler, Mrs. Chas. Nash, Mrs. Roy Lieuallen, Mrs. R. W. Brown and Mrs. Bert Mason. Laxton McMurray has sold the tools and machinery for his shoe repair shop to E. G. Noble and on Wednesday the outfit was moved to Heppner. Frank Colvin and son Virgil, who have been harvesting here, have gone to the Rogue river country for the pear harvest A. A. Underhill, district man for the Shell Oil company, has been transferred to Condon. Miss Mildred Smith returned last Friday from a brief visit in Port land. She made the trip with Mr. and Mrs. David Level, who have been residents of lone during the wheat hauling season. Miss Elva Balsiger is leaving this week for Riverton to take up her work as high school instructor in the school at that place. Harlan McCurdy has returned from Omaha where he went with a shipment of lambs. Mr. McCurdy is very well pleased with the price he received. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Mankin and small daughter, and Mrs. Dwight Misner motored to Portland Mon day for a sojourn at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Holmes Gabbert Walter Bartlett of Newberg was a week-end visitor in lone. When he returned to his home he was accompanied by Mrs. Bartlett and the two children who had been guests in the Louis Balsiger home for some time. See Star Theater ad for Rode? Programs. They're fine. TUM-A-LUM TICKLER Published in the interests of the people of Heppner and vicinity by THE TUM-A-LUM LUMBER CO., Phone 912 Volume 30 Heppner, Oregon August 28, 1930. Number 33. August 28, 1930. HOWDY FOLKS Next week the children's vacation ends and moth er's begins. "And you know nothing of relig ion?" asked the missionary of the cannibal. "Well we get a little taste of it once in awhile." Courtship is that period dur ing which a girl decides wheth er or not she can do any better. And of course you all know that it is impossible to do better when it comes to tires than to buy GOOD YEARS. They never fail. Some of the greatest thinkers say they do their best work during those weeks when their wives are not speaking to them. It takes an entire year's output of latex from eight rubber trees to make a set of tires for an average sized automobile. "The Human Body" school kid's essay: The human body is divided into three parts. The head, the chest and the stummick. The head con tanes the eyes, ears, nose, mouth, tongue and branes, if any. The chest contanes the lungs, heart and liver. The stummick contanes the bowels, of which there are five a, e, i, o, u and sometimes w and y. A lot of husbands would be happy if their wives would smile at them the way they smile at traffic cops. "That's a hot number," said the steer as the branding iron was put on his back. STATISTICIANS TELL US THAT LIVING DECREASED TWO PER CENT LAST YEAR. At that rate we'll be sitting pretty in about fifty years. But users of GOODYEAR TIRES are sitting pretty right now because they are getting the greatest value for their money. Gasoline sales in Oregon this year will exceed 175,000,000 gallons, against 159,000,000 gallons in 1929. June gasoline sales in Oregon were 865,000 gallons more than sales dur ing June of last year. Who Bays that people are not us ing their automobiles as much this year? "Every time I kiss you, it makes me a better man." "Well, you don't have to try to get to heaven in one night" Pete Peterson was showing a newlywed some of his new alarm clocks. "I don't need one of them," said the recent martyr "I get up when I hear the wife scraping the toast." I LOOKED UP HER RECORD TO SEE IF SHE HAD ANY PAR ENTS. SHE HAD NONE. I LEARNED THAT SHE HAD NO GUARDIAN. I EVEN FOUND THAT SHE HAD NO SUPPORT ERS. Earl Hallock says, "One thing the matter with this country is that too many people put too much 'stall' in installment payments. There goes the dinner bell, Vaughn & Goodman (HEPPNEK GAKAQE) "Where Quality and Benrloe Meet" EDITORIAL Judging from the way some of our "self made" men boast about beginning life as a barefoot boy, they seem to think the rest of us were born with shoes on. ALBEST ASXXffS, Manager, Editor. It was necessary to decide whether a bor der farm lay on Can adian or U. S. terri tory. Surveyors finally announced to the old lady who had purchas ed it, that it just came within the American side. The old lady smiled with relief. "I'm so glad to hear that," she said. "I've heard that winters in Canada are terribly severe. It is probably a "100 to 1" shot that your house needs some re pairing before the cold weather starts. Roofs have been known to leak, glass to get brok en, and lots of other things to go wrong. Weatherstrip cuts out a lot of the cold air that creeps in around the doors and win dows. ADVERTISEMENT For heat burn Tum- A-Lump. For insulation use Celotex. WE RECOMMEND CeloteX IHIULATINO CAMS BOAR0 Turn -A-Lumber is the best For service call 912 and you get a smile with it Handi-man will help you fix up the home stead. F. H. Wehmeyer and Mr. Moncreith were in town for a load of ma terial to repair the stations of the U. S. Forest service. Earl Gordon is hav ing his show window remodeled this week, Henry Crump is do ing some repair work for Mrs. Wm. Instone on her residence near the school house. HUSTON'S MiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiintiiiniiiiiiiiiMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiMintitniii GROCERY lllllllllllHIIIIIIIIIMIIHIIIHIIIIIIIIItlIllllllMIIHtlMIIIIIIIIIIIMIIINIIIllllllllllIIIIIIIIIMHIIIIIIIIIMfll E. R. HUSTON, PROPRIETOR IIIIIHIIIIIIIIinilHMIIIMIIIIIIIIllllMIIIMIIIlMIIIIIIIIIMIMIIIIllllHMIIMMIIIIMIlllHliniinillllUMIIIII will be open to the public, 205 Main Street, Saturday, Aug. 30 Featuring MONARCH FOOD PRODUCTS Quality for 77 years, 1853-1930 A share of your patronage solicited. We're All Going to the Rodeo For Dress-Up Goods We Have COWBOY HATS $3.50 -$5.00 -$7.00 -$7.50 Stetsons $10.00 BRIGHT COLORED SHIRTS KERCHIEFS VESTS -ROBES -BELTS Everything in Men's Clothing The Store of Personal Service ONCE in a BLUE MOON an EVENT occurs that is GOOD NEWS. ONE of those EVENTS is about to happen. SEPT. 6TH at our store we will have on display the NEW G. E. FULL RANGE RADIO. We have heard this RADIO and truly call it REMARKABLE. . Yours truly, PAIL L. MARBLE, PACIFIC POWER & LIGHT COMPANY. EQUALIZATION NOTICE. Notice is hereby given that on Tuesday, October 7, 1930, at 2 P. M the Directors of the West Extension Irrigation District will meet at the District office in Irrjeon, Oregon, as a Board of Equalization to review and correct the annual assessment of said District to be levied on or before the first Tuesday in Septem ber, 1930. A. C. HOUGHTON. Secretary. Three room apt for rent with separate bath and laundry room. Mrs. Geo. Thomson. 24 tf. NOTICE: Coming soon out of the House of Magic to the local store of Pacific Power & Light Company a General Electric Full Range Radio. See Star Theater ad for Rodeo Programs. They're fine. Iff HOD & WOQlTTflE wn' n M. D. Clark : Hiatt & Dix LABOR DAY SPECIALS We had your Labor Day picnic in mind when we selected the SPECIALS for this week-end. . .The savings you make here will add to the enjoyment of your holiday. . . LABOR, the source of local payrolls, finds the Red & White plan of Individual Own ership another step toward community prosperity. HONEST MERCHANDISE HONESTLY SOLD M WHITE SUPER-SPECIALS WE BESEBVE THE RIGHT TO LIMIT QUANTITIES awn Buy , Seiberling Tires and forget your tire expense for a year. OUR PRICES ARE RIGHT Greasing, Washing Polishing Promptly done COHN Auto Co. Phone 63 SATURDAY, AUGUST 30, RED BVE THE B 51c Council Corn Beef 2 Tins (Is) I PALMOLIVE Beads JCJg II Serv-us PINEAPPLE 2 Cans 2 Cans (2'2S) Buffet 25c DEVILED HAM (l-4s) 2 for 29c NBC Toasted Whole Gllf Wheat Dainties, Lb ki R&W Coffee Serv-us Coffee lt.39c S 45c THE OWNER SERVES R&W Mayonnaise Q Q Dressing, Pint Jars.. . OtH R&W Ginger Ale Q7 2 Bottles (6 for $1.05) Ult R&W Salad Fruits 2 Cans (Is) 45c M Serv-us Sandwich Pickles, 1-oz. Glass .... 21c I B&W Medium Ripe Olives, Pint Tins,2 for O I C R&W TUNA FISH (2s)2for 45c SNOWDRIFT 3-lb. Tin 73c THE BUYER . SAVES Three Big Days in Heppner RODEO EPT.4 9 56 Bucking - Racing - Roping Many Special Amusement Features Hildebrand's United Shows with rides for the kiddies IRRIGON SCHOOL BAND Friday and Saturday School Children Admitted FREE Friday Admission: Adults $1.00, Children 50c, Each Day Visit the Morrow Wool & Grain Show FRIDAY AND SATURDAY No better show of it's kind anywhere V N A: