Heppner weekly gazette. (Heppner, Umatilla County, Or.) 1883-1890, February 07, 1889, Image 4

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FOE 1880.
Madam! Fee what 1" oratH ill do! It will brhiK yon a sample copy of io
dey's Lady's Book; which will tell vou how to pet the will-skin sacipie, the mlk
dress, the gold watch and cottage organ and other valuables, without a doMar.
YOU CAXX0T GET A BETTER
Two dollars worth of magazine than by subscribiiiK for ' ioilcy," the best family
mneazinp in America. . ,
For 1HS9 it will contain : Fashions m colors, fashions in black and white; latest
from Europe. Original novelties in needle work and embroidery. Latest and
most popular music. Mans for the house you are going to build. Directions for
decorating your home. Cookery and household help, by Mrs. Charles Hope,
teacher in several fashionalrte ts'ew York academies, and selected by the Hoard of
Education for the New-York Public Schools. Literary enrichments by Nelly
UlV who got herself larked vp iu an insane asylum to find out laiwtheij
treated the insane, Ella Rodman Chvreh, Emily Lennox, Olivia Lovell Wilson,
Mrs. Hiesiand, Edgar Faweett, David Lout?, etc.
EVERY LADY HER OWN DRESSMAKER
Who subscribes to (iodey's Liulv's Book. The coupon which you will find in
each number will entitle you to your selection of any cut paper pattern illustrated
in Godev's Ladv's Book. Your"!)-cent sample copy will contain one of these cou
pons, the pattern shows you bow to cut the garment you want. Send Vi cents
for sample, which will be allowed on your subscription when received. This is all
we can sav in this space. For the rest" see voiir sample copv, for which send lie.
utunce. " Address "GOIiF.Y'S LADY'S BOOK," Philadelphia, 1'a.
In club with this paper, liODEY'S and the IIKPPNEU OA.l'.TTK, per year ifS.iO
which should be sent to the otlice of this-paper.
The cash must accompany order. Only new sutiKCvi tiers, or old subscrdiers irho
renew, will be. alloived to take advantage of thin offer, (iodey's will not be sent
to
anv address lor less than If.ou, casn,
Heppner
40
City
Having piucliiiHed the latest Brewing .Anpiiidtus ami
utensils, I am enabled with my cold soft-water spring,
my deep, cool stone cellar and the fresh, pure
atmosphere of the lleppner Hills, to oiler
my customers a
SUPERIOR QUALITY OF BEER!
At reasonable wholesale and retail rates.
Lunches of all Kinds
AND THE
Best Brands of Cigars.
Parties injthe country must return empty kegs, or !?G apiece
will 1)0 charged.
J, B. NATTER, Proprietor.
THE MARCH OF PROGRESS!
OUR LATEST IMPROVEMENTS!
" rnmBfttltlon U the Tjlfe of Trmlo," rind If you havo not wxm our latoit Improved mwlf yon
Mnnnt imliin how livuly triuiu in, or liow Imrd our conHm Morn havo to work to kiwp within sight or un.
"PJoiir retlSKw the JAiUfet MEAN 8' 3 SlloK, or the JAMES MEANS f HU08
WOiNiMiiUcyiy"ono nonulne unlemi having our name and price Rtamped plainly on the solei. Tour
' rotnlliT-wIll supply you withBhinsaiio Btaninod lr you Insist inm liis rtofnn bo; it you do not InalBt, BOUie
rettiiiwrB wincoiix you uiw uu;ut UFw
pJftMES MEANSV
5 3 5HQE
. UNEXCELLED IN ;
VST.YLE UNEPUALIXU
I DURABILITY
AND
PERFECTION!
I, FIT.
B 1
am v . .
Bilrh has hcon the recent pronTosH In our branch of Industry that we are now ablo to amrni that the
James Menus' 1 1 Shoe 1b In ovry rjnj.iui:t equal to tho shoes which only n fnw yoars two wre retailed at Htcht
or tn dolhirfl. If you will try on a pair you will bo convluoncl that wo do not oiaKKcrate. Ours are the
original ft and 94 Shoes, and thote who Imitate our nyHtura of lmalnoa are unable U compote with Ul la
quality of factory prodiwU. Inmir Duel wu nro the lar-st nianufncnirors In the Unlled State.
One or our travel ing ialcBmctn who 1b now vlulllng tlie shoo retailers of the Paclflu Coast ana Rocky
Mountain lUlon writes from tliero ait follow :
"I am more than tatlatled with the reBiiltJiof my trip. I have thus far im-reeded In placing our full
line In the bandi of 'A No. 1 ' doalem In rvery point 1 have v1hUh1." He bows on to Hay, "Thli Ii a
plmifiiri reKion for iifl to h1I itv.fls In. bwaimo nuwt at tho retallnrs are rhartdn their customorn at
rutail alwiit double tho prices which the shown have cost at whultwnl. The ronBop.ience la that the
Sm i pin who woar nhoeH uro paving hI x or hcvou dollars a pair for shown which are not worth an much a our
AM KM MKANK' :i nnd f H1IOKS. Our mIiocb with their very low retail nrlcea a tamped on the
aolnsof every pair am bmuklii down tho IiIkIi prh-HH which have hitherto ruled in the relall inarkuu Imre.
and when a retailer puts af uli line of tfoodB lu Ids skiok. they at ouuu beK'u to go oil Uku hot uukoB, ho ureat
1b the demand for tnem." .
Now, kind reader, juat stop and oniiHldcr what the ntMiva BlKnlflen ho far as you are concerned. It
aRBiireH vou that If you keep on biivliiK shoes beiu hiK noinanufactiimrH' name or fixed retail price atamped
on thu so!eB,you cannot Hill what you are netting ami your mtailer 1H probably mukliiK you pay double
what your bIioob have cost him. Now, can vou afford to do this while we are protecting you by stamping
our name and the llxed retail price upon the wdes of our Blmefl before thoy leavoour fuotury bo that you
cannoi le made to pay more for vour nlmo than they are worth ?
HIiucr rrom nur celbi-utitl fuciory nre sold by wldc-aw.iUe retnllera In all parta of
tbncfiunli-y. We will plnco tin inoaally withlu your reach In any Blato or Territory If you will Invest one
v 'it In ' postal card and write to u.
kAMliS MKAMS & CO., 41 Lincoln St., lioston. Mass.
DWICHT'S1
JIM COW M1ANU,
TO
DELICIOUS BISCUITS or
USE
D wighps Cow-Brand Soda-Saleratus.
ABSOLUTELY PURE.
ALWAYS UNIFORM AND FULL WEIGHT.
it fan llint Ultra la jilcturo of a Com on your luckags and you will liara
tlia best Soda maila. MK cow tjraNT,
.IV v.inr.iL
r -
M AM K
to
iness and Pleasure Vehicles.
MIS
PrcpriBtors and Sole Users of Sechler's Improved Perfection Fifth-Wheel.
.-arc HiirH umtraiitma aa JtfprritHtea,
SEND FOB CATALOGUE.
Club System Wv
while as convenient
IU WHS M.IJH n -..J 1
xyittm to ui. 1 tic J
co-ope ration i me
ilWWauhCluh.undwerotratli hni -
the Club for eji h wall Ii Pi-torr it povs
out, theuyh c.nh nienilier unly pay
i a week, 'J Ins U hy we pive ymi
more for your moiu-y tti.tii any fist
and why we are duinn tiie I nt-r
walt.h business in the wmM, fcv;l
only firet quality goods, Lut vw
prices are about w tut t it hen I rue
oud quality. Our 10 hll vrr V uttli
i a substantial Silver (. inut,iti. h ff
any kind) Stein-Wind A iiK'iic an Levti
Watch either hunting cjc or o(en
0urlJ i5.U0 W ti ll is a Stem wind
Open race, first iiuahiy, sttllt-tied uoli
American Lver
weat
afi
more
any Solid Gold Case thai can beicldat
less than double the money, as theaji
solid cases are invariably iliin, weak,
of low quality, and worttilr! alter
ihortuse. Our Watfh contains
numerous important patcnltd Im
provements, of vital Importance to accur
ate timing i'atent kjv, i ittnt .Vfw
H'ind . t which we coiitrolcxLiusively. It
muiiy cqu.iiMr accuracy, aj)irnraiice, nun i l,
bility and service, to any ?s Walch, rubor
Onrn Karn nr tlnnilim f), sVl.'t.ml It nil. I.'L.J
.ltd IV ft via is ( , f r. vfrucied ft r Iv'j
thf m-ux..'.i?iii n . anil i the lt Rail-!;-&-i
t. :nd W-nh tiiad, tntrt hit or ihinihitf I
Alt these j-iici-n arc ei.hcr ul i.tib or in clubs, I -"1
TrieKe;stoneWatcliClubCD&fc,;)'
004 WAIN'JT 8T, PHHADA. PA.
Agents Wanted.
Max Watch Insulator, tl.OO
A MrfK( pnitMtloB mkIoii irjiortlm.
"ilan Huff. Kcul tv lasil on rTrlut "
of If k. C f W ritr to . iv..rrnl iliaNe.c
mmkt
.T
w.
'Wlfiir It is lully equal to any f
;ch sold for f(8 by others, WeluuiltpvV
rst-class Stilfened CluUl Case much K tj!
satisfactorv and serviceal le than ItHi
ilr L"Ii
LADY'S
BOOK
except as auove suaeo.
Brewery,
- - - - D .
J5WES MEANS' J
SHOE.
CANNOT j FAIL,
H"TO'
S'ATI S F
(THE MOST.iS
rASTIDlOi
MAKE
WHOLESOME BREAD
& G
stock, 9Jo,ooo.
OHIO.
2&
X-
TUU:HH OP
Dobbins Electric Soap
r
THE BEST l"Ar,r.iLY SOAP
IN THE WORLD.-
It is Sliictly Pure Uuifaiiii Qnalitv
T
III, original formuh f,r whu b r paid
twenty vfars iIa"'' ha ihvci lit i n tm
ih nij-i'd in thf sliii'iit-M," 'I Ins
Itlt'iil irnl In 4iuill' n1";'
IhUt 11111(1(4 IU41tl 4MI(N i
II Colli. Hits ltlilllllt(' 1
litre til o IiiionI S..-a's;'.
CHS ' Oltr ,uid lf.u h'i wliii. 's.
Il'w.islu iI.iihk-U uml I'l.mk.-l-. r. !
in tlu- worll doe-.-w nlmm ai i 'it, . A , a
I hem suti utul v. hiu- an I like iu-w,
READ THIS TW1C '
TIIKKK is a Krt'lit mivllttr of nnir, '
(f -nap. ( lnvl. ami ..1 Ihi' I.iItu-.
bins' I la it.c So .p is iitl HlH'riltlK lu .
thin.
0 K li'lnl w !! itf moiiMmte its fctcat inciit. It
II 1 Ni II U. Hl..k- tliJl ltl.il.
T 1Kb. .ill lM"l iJiliiic, it is cxton-.vcty uni
H UU-J an 1 coiiiu ikucil.
pewarc cf Jtmitations,
INSIST upon littMilitV !'!' trV
Majiii., 1 Iva. ALij-ic, VhiU-U li!ii i I t
Of anv i-lln i ! u: t, - m;ly l.tcui-e n i c i. j;. 1
Will miii n llic, ami arc tlc.ir ut .my ptuc. An U
DVU: iliiih VAAA l tliX i-- ;
awl take no oilnT. Kjaily cvfrv
to Mexico kwu it ii iiim:1( IT i'iii li.i-n i i..
Will ft mii Ins no real whoien.ilr jjn tn
TJ KA1 can -fully ili niniilr ripf" "'"i ' "
bur, niul lr t-.trsl-il to t'ltlNtw lf rt'l'l ' i.
On cai li onlM.le u r..p.'r Y"u rmtiiol Hliorl w
wait Innnct I'vl.iiv lr) nij (ut yoiin.cll (tut oli, tt l.bt,
BiiJ truly muiiUlHi I
Dobbins' Electric Scan.
51 37 H U
5ALERATU!3
JACOBspil
REM&
uc ftoriT
EDYfPJ
FOR ACHES AND PAINS.
Sure Cures of Recent Date.
417 W. Lo bar St., Balto., Hd.,
Toothache. Jobs ff, nil.
Bobbd f sleep by toothache; swelling great Ik
face; rubbed with Bt. Jacobs Oil; Bret application
relieved; weat to slsep; ssorniBg: pals all aoae.
JOHN HOfiENBKQS.
Pains In Chant. New Blchnond, 0 , Jsae, 'Is
Had pains In chest orer lungs; suffered t rears;
eared by 2 applications o( St. Jacobs Oil; cmrt
parmanent. J. HASItOM.
Gout. Ktlgore, Texas. June 11, list
Had bad case of goat; suffered one year; for 4
wesks could not walk. 8t. Jacobs Oil cured sas.
V. V. HABTIJi, J.
Dislocat Ion. Joliet, 111. , Hay , nil.
About three years ago dislocated sny shoulder;
confined to boom S weeks. X was cured by It,
Jacobs Oil; bo return of pain to this day.
J. D. BROWN, firnggllt.
Fain i and Ac lies. Marshall, Hlch.. VaySff.'SI.
Last December; was taken with pains and aches
In the legs. A friend advised St. Jacobs Oil, tried
it nnd was cured by contents of one bottle. Nat-stun,
of pain since. C. fi. BE W WITT.
AT DRUGOIRTS AND Df.ai.krs.
THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO., Biltlmorff, Ml.
THE GllEAT
Transcontinental Route
1 J I W 1 ft
i i a i i.i: OA i ) :
VIA THE
Caneailn liruneh, now Completed, mule
' imj it the Shortest, Uestand Quiekest.
Tim Dining Cur Linn. TheDirect Rnnte
No JIhIhjh. Fastest Trainn. I.dw
et liittofi to CliioHo iiihI H points
EiiHt. TiootH sold to ull Promi
uout Points throii(,'liout tlie
EaHt and Houtlieunt.
Through I'ulliiiiiii )mi Hooin !ilctiiiig Cars
Koservntions can be seemed in ndvimce.
To T'iast Hound IJa.seners
Bn cnrufnl and lo not miike 11 inu;tuke,
but be sure to tnke tlie
NORTHEBN PACIFIC RAILROAD
And Bee that your ticket reads viu thin
line, Ht Paul or Minneapolis to avoid
olmnt'eB and Herious delays occasioned
by other rimteH.
ThrouKb KmitfiKnt Sleeping Cars run
on regular express trains full length of
line. Jioiths free. Lowest rates. Quick
est time.
General I )lre of Ike Com iiani, v. '
Wash i iiilon SI., Portland, Oregon
A. D. CH ARLTON,
Assistant General Passenger Agent.
WHEN YOU WANT
DON'T FORGET
That the best place to get it is at the
C3-X.T,Xi31Tjnj SHOP.
Heppner, ; ; ; Oregon.
stock mums.
U I . ! 1 1 . - . .
mi. .v.n. iv.u.jiuur Hiii)4(;rijiti(in Mud Hp you
Clin Keep yeiii' lirmul in frooof charK.
ihe en ! kIkpuIiIit; nnlllu, mm en left, hip
AH t him ( If -llllluf.u i . .. ...!.. . . I .!.. '.. .
tie, A V on ritrlil Kule.
AilkiiiK, .1 J -Itersi'H, JA eiinneeled on left
run it : ran n huiikmhi left hm.
...... ii i i.
, ' . """iiiiiiii inn-Hen, niiiiiriin
lert h)nni!(i'i'; luetic, winie en nirlit Hlieiililer.
Hennelt, ( ,v-1Ii.ihi., H ,,n left ulionliler.
lii'iiKe, Mini' A -li nn li.ft nlmulilur: ear-mavl,
of entile, erop oil ii.nl uplit in li,f i,il uppurliuif.
oren oil rmht.
Iliown, J 0 JlorBoa. oiruluC with dot in oen
teron lott hip; cuttle, sumo.
Iloyor. V U, I.IHIH- Horei's, box lirnnit or ri 'h
Inn entile, winii.. with , lit in oneli ear.
lii.nr. I'.d.-ll.irw.n, p H ,, ),., 8,l,lm.. ont.
tlr. Minne en left Inn.
lli ien.T. V., I.nmi Itoi'k.-Hornet, o wilh bur
innliT anil over on riKlit nlioiiKliir,
Hurtiin, Vi7 Homes,,! 11 on r;K)it tliiK'.i; cattle.
HUineon riKlit Inptxplit in twll oar.
Clark. W. II.. Hloeklimmled WHO eonnonted.
Murk. Rpllt in riKht, enr.
Cook, A. J., Leiiu-llorHen.tlOon riKhtahdnklar:
( ul le.numoon . ritcht tup: ear murk wiuuni oro
oil left Hllll snlll til riKllt.
Ciin-iri, It V Homes f on left atifls.
( iinitiKliun e, VV II, Newton liunoh-HornoH. f
Willi Imme under it. on left nhoulder: enttl
nnniooii left .up ,ui,t 'liijth, lufl. our sqiia nut
t in ft hiiKllH i. Ilitnlrtinii (VtlMe, C with K in
(inntor; Iioihiih. CH on loft 'lip,
DoiiKlnw, W M-( '111110, It 1) on riKl,t milo, BWul.
low-rol k in elieh ear; hornn, J lj on f, ,
, I'leek. JnekHoll.-lloriMW. 7K connected
rtitlit Hiouliler: eiillle wine on rittlit hip.
Kur murk, hole in riKlit mul amp off left
l.ieuiillen, .loliu W. -llomou hraudnd 'hulf-oir-C;...II;(-olinec
cllefl Bl,ol,lr. ClU, mmt
on loft liii. lliuiKr. iteur Lextnuton
Hoienco, I., A-fi.tllo I.P on ritcht liiu; hormw
1' with Imr iiiiilei-on riiiiit nhouldor.
'il'.""l'."''!; !',;"'"'"'',' .''I"" ril't shoulder
cittle, I- on nt:liHiitioi'tlni:h.
Ariii-.ln.lm .1. C Act,,,,- T will, Imr nmler il
on li ft uhoulilefof li,w; cuttle buuio on loft
liny lleiiry-(IAy on left shoulder,
(ii.l.le, I'nink lloises, 7 ,',, left stttloi oattlo
siinie on ntiht I , ii. 1 t,,H,
( liiniiwe, A . I,,- IlofNi'M, Si on riulit shoulder. '
,i,!,';,"r'ir:r'i',!!p mt
Hunk""''""'"' J " ""l'''"m"-""'-. H on loft
Hayes. .1 M - llorsiw, wineulasson left blioulder
cat I le. Hume on ritcht In p.
Jiiiikin, H. M. Horses, horseshoe J on left
"l'iie " "' """ " KiKht
.loiinson, Kelix7Ilore8, circle Ton lft stiH..
cut le, sniiie on ntiht hip, uilt.r m( ,., iu ri
and sold in left enr. 1
K',' ;.' '' ""i-" It' left, ahuulder: cutt--
till on left hip.
.mKri';t'iVi "'rH,S' " "" '"ler """k; 0"tUe
Jensen, Itusinus- lloises, It T, on left liin.
1.. ft"E.i!l,.r Umm- ' wi"' - mer " un
lef;';!:' "r""8 V Wi,h M "'''
J!i::,,wisr M,nn 1,,ft "i,ouu,"r
ba'onTiK'hrsho;,,"011-""-''- M wi
MtM-HHii. 'I'liim Hum's, circle T on lf !.....
der ,. left the,; , .,; Z o'..",!,, K ,,",ul
Milche I, Oseur, Pettysvtlle Horses, 77 ou riKht
lite; cal t le, 77 on nKli( sole. K 1
Muson, Jos, IVltvsnlU.Cattlo, JM conn.wt
sho1,illt!.'r'KH'''' "0 oounectwl on left
N.vl Andrew, l,om. Hoek-Horsea AN con
nocto.1 on left shoulder; rmir mm , u,llhi H
Newiuun W It, - Horse. N with half circl
over it on left shoulder.
Nonly ke, K--Hom, circle 7 on loft Uiiah: cat
tie, Hume on h-ft hip. h 1 wt
Oiler. Perry. ,oi,e liock-p () n left nhou.der
1 etirson, I luvs.-),,,, circle shield on left
shoul, eruod u,m left hip. Cuttle, e.rcle shiold
on left hip. Itni'Ke on t ioht Mile
low'd,?wn' """ ri,5'--H"r"c hi ou left hip
lrl..,r '.I- IM., 11. -i ..
Ml shonhh.r: -omn-oon, 11- on
I o"',"r-'i "- A''',"" "'"-"e-iJl'-connecpHl on
left shoulder; cuttle, sume on left hip. under bit
m each (tiir.
Kood. Andrew, Hardinan-Horsen, oureoria
Wil li .piaiter-cirelii over it on left stifle.
I eniOKer, I hris Horses, C ,, lft ,l1M,,lr.
Hector. J -Horses, JO ou left atioiilder. Cut
tle, l ou rltht ht,.
IIii'l;.. Ii. H. Cuttle lirunded II 8 on left hip.
Ii, or, .., -.one I, rued on l,.ft shoulde.
S,i,ij. ,1. .'. oi,s l,rau,le,l SK connected on
i-'. hl -Ii.mi ,ler: ivililestiineoo tioth lues.
'' v 1 H"i so I'liiuded K on nuht shoul.
' "' S ,mi t!,,, riittat hip ite.l
., ''. '.'' '.;. .i k m 1 1 . i
. 1 . . I I i I,
Smr. liolit ll.irses.Simriitht shouldei';ciiil
' s.pniietei in 1,1 lop mid s on rik-iu shoulder.
SwiUKim, I., Alpine - Hi-is., ou nut
should, r.
! ' " 'I'1"". Horses, S A Ton left hip; cnttl-
Sllllle Oil t, 't I, Ii.
I Me, lie, l)i A ,1 Horses, 1S on on left hip; Oil'
j lie. seme on iefi side, vvuuteou left side of neck
1 cms cut sharp at point.
t Sii..iis... M li.,.l.. u l.
a vnllow-foik ii left ear.
Shelton A Win,- Horses. S ou its side over an
on left shoulder; cuttle, smue on left hip
Heerry K II -Cuttle, W C on loff hip, crop oft
rixht mnl ilnderhit iu left eHr.dnlap; homes, W C
ou loft shoulder.
HwHKKiirl. I) VHore. n on left shoulder'
Ml.iu.irf ii.... 1I....1 II
..muuiBii-imwi circle cor
left shoulder. .
entile, 44 ou left tup.
1 le.iutieou, J A -Horsed, c un left shoulder
cattle, on left shoulder.
Tihtiet. S T-llorma. C- on left shoulder.
Wade, Henry,- Horses le-iiidtsl Hce of ; ;h
on left shoulder and lett hm. Csttle bruHde!
Maine on left side slid left hip.
Wulliridfc-e V K -Hoi-sts branded V 1, on left
shoulder, cuttle U L on titht jiip. IU' go on
Italia Fork.
Wells, A 8 -Horsed, .3 on left shoulder; until
nine.
W ylaiid. .Ill llanliutiii-Circle C on UP thiut
o.stwrd, Joliu-llui, L P oouiiwte4 on
left shoulder.
Wa lis, Churlea-Cnttle, V on right thigh, hola
ill loll ear; horses. V ou risrllt sliouldsr, aouir
aaomon left shoulder.
Wien, A A - jiltls, rauninj A A with br wruaa
ou rucbt Uip.
STJCOBSOn
mum l aciiic
WILD BILL, OF KANSAS
Killing Tw Boldlera in TwlnkUot.
bat Reaitatlns; ut Monkey.
"Wild BUI watt a good shot, was he
not?"
"With the six shooter ha was simply
wonderful. In my entertainment I give
an illustration of a doable shot he made
oat at Hays City, Kan., in the early days,
when he shot two soldiers, one in front of
him and one directly behind him, each en
deavoring to shoot him before he could
draw his gun. lie killed one and mor
tally wounded the other, and the two re
ports of the revolver seemed almost as
ODe. The marvelous feat was the talk of
the country for a long time. In fact,
when I came by there a few days Ago one
of the old residents who witnessed the
killing mentioned it to mo and said he
could scarcely believe it even after seeing
It. Bill never missed his mark. I have
seen him take a pistol in each hand and
fire with right and left pistol at a can
thrown in the air, hitting It with both
bullets. By the way, I heard a very
funny story told on bill some time ago.
If you remember, he married Mrs. Agnes
Lake, widow of Lake, the circus man.
Bill fairly worshiped his wife, but de
spite his great love for her she never
could induce him to quit drinking, lie
would come home full of bad whisky, und
one day Mrs. Hickok said to him:
" 'Bill, if you don't quit this drinking
pretty soon you will actually begin to see
monkeys.'
" 'Monkeys?' said he. 'What do you
mean, little one?'
" 'Why, you know, when people back
east drink too much of the kind of whisky
they get back there they see snakes, but
this awful stuff out here mukes them see
monkeys.'
"Bill laughed at her and did not give
the matter a second thought, little dream
ing that she had 'put up a Jobtsr break
him of his intemperate habits. There was
a tame monkey in the town Cheyenne, I
believe it was and Mrs. Ilickek had in
duced its owner to loan it to hr? -for a
night. Bill came home that niht com
fortable drunk, and after he had gone to
sleep his wife secured the monkey and
chained it to the foot of the bed. Then
turning down the light a little, she too
retired and awaited results. Bill woke
up in the night burning with thirst und
raised up into a sitting posture, intending
to get out of bed and get a drink of water.
There, perched up on tho footboard, was
the monkey, staring him in tho face with
hideous grimaces. He rubbed his bleared
eyes, looked again, and a horrible suspi
cion came into his befuddled brain. Had
his wife told him the truth? Did he really
have 'em? Finally, he sprang out ou the
floor, seized his six shooter, which lay on
a table near, leveled it at the grinning
ereature, and said:
" 'Now, old man, if you are a monkey
you're in a bad fix; if you ain't a monkey
I'm in a bad fix.' At the same instant he
fired and the monkey fell over in the ago
nies of death. His wife, who had been
watching the working of her scheme,
sprang up iu the bed with a scream, and
Bill, turning to her with a broad smile oi
the most intense satisfaction, said:
" 'Little woman, congratulate me, lor
have just had a wonderful escape. 1
ain't as drunk as I thought I Was, and
there's a monkey lyin' there on, the flora
that'll never Intrude itself into the do
mestic felicy of another happy family an'
make a gentleman think lie's got the jim
jams.' " Capt. Jack Crawford in Kansas
City Times.
The Sunshine In Mexico.
In two years' time the mercury in mj
houde has never risen above G5 degrees
nor fallen below 50. It is a curious physio
logical fact that, after a time, an Ameri
can lirlng here becomes unable to stand
intense heat, such, for example, ns' one
may experience by walking under the ver
tical tropical sun at midday. On first
coming here Americans and Englishmen
walk with impunity iu the sun, bnt in a
year or more the same men begin to seel
the shady side of the street on summei
days. The explanation of the coolness ol
stores, offices and houses even during what
we hore call the "hot months" of April
and May, is the rarity, of tlie air, which,
in shaded places, cannot hold much heat.
One never feels the necessity of stripping
off one's outer clothing to keep cool. In a
word, tho tableland climate of Mexico,
while not perfect, is, compitiexlotyhtht
New England collection of violently assort
cd weathers, ideal. I have seen a" thin,
cadaverous, Boston consumptive, nearl
killed there at tho blowing of the east
wind, gain twenty pounds in six months
in this city, and those nervous disease!
engendered by the erratic thermometer oi
Av England are much helped by resi
denno here. The drinking of the common
people's leverage of pulque stops tin
rrtvages of kidney diseases, and the abund
ance of vegetables the year round conduces
to the cure of dyspepsia, as does also the
tranquillity of life in a country where nc
one is in a hurry. City of Mexico Cor.
Boston Herald.
Tho I'artsiun Hal Koges.
The fashion of giving bals bluncs,
which are attended by girls of tender nge
only, who are not yet entitled to make
their debut In society, or to appear at the
bals roses, is meeting at present with
soma opposition. These infantine balls,
which are, however, frequently attended
by young indies of 20 years, have been not
Inappropriately compared to regiments
comjiosed of old veterans and enfans de
troupe. The chief sufferers from such
conventional entertainments are, oi
course, the older neophytes, who are con
demned to go through their waltzes and
quadrilles under the eyes of atrabilious
duennas. It is doubtful, however, if the
present opposition will be able to break
through the barriers of formalism which
hedge in the marriageable French girl as
If she were a pulling infant, and condemn
her to a Cinderella like treatment unheard
of In the social philosophy of her English
or American sistors. Paris Cor. London
Telegraph.
Told to il Friend.
Of course in all families the mother is
the one to whom the children cling. We
don't talk to them, fool with thvni, love
them, occupy ourselves about them as the
female does. We think about our busi
ness and pleasure, not theirs. Why do I
trouble you with these perplexities? If I
mayn't tell you what I feel, what is the
use of a friend? That's why I would
rather have a sad letter from you, or a
short one if you are tired or unwell, than
a sham gay one and I don't subscribe at
all to the doctrine of "striving to be cheer
ful." "Unpublished Letter of Thack
eray" in Scribner's. z--
Kevolutlonlilna; the Baatueaa.
A young man In Missouri started out to
be a snake charmer and revolutionize the
business, bnt the first thing he felt mis
the fangs of a rattlesnake buried in his
cheek, and It has taken two aionthB to
get the swelling of his cheek reduced so
that he can wear a No. 8 hat Detroit
Free Press.
A Woudcrful Castua Plasti
"You see that cylindrical looking cacfua
plant iu the window" asked a resaurateut
of a reporter. "Well, there has beei
more lying about the origin and nativity
of that old bunch of thorns than there ever
waa about the battle of Sniloh. I have
laid that It came from every portion of the
globe, and oo.ee when I wau l thinking I
told a tallow it was found growing on the
hulk of an ocean vessel. I hadn't had it
here a week before a fellow told me that
he used to live where the ground was cov
ered with them. This waa near Jerusa
lain, ha said. When caravans made pit
grimagaa from one city to another and ran
short of water on the way, the travelers
would cut the njant open and drink tha
refreshing liquid which they contained.
Anothar fellow said that the thorns on the
Cat were buds which would bloom into
utiful red flowers. Now, that old
shrub, or whatever family it belongs to. Is
nothing but an old cactus from Indian
territory. It hasn't got an water in its
innards, and it wouldn't blossom in a
thousand years." Chicago Herald.
rhotofraphy la Natarml Color.
The foreign journals annouix-s the dl
covery by a Chinees geutleman of photog
rapby In natural colon the realization of
the dreams of all our photographers from
Daguerrs's day down to our own. The
process, it la to be hoped, Is simpler than
tha nams of the Inventor, Aturlzawa
Ryochi Ntchome Sanjukanboa Kiobaaui
Ku Tha photograph taken was the island
of Enosbima. Chicago Tribune.
C1WQUET AS A SCIENCE.
A GAME FOR EXPERTS AND NOT FOR
CHILJREN AND PARSONS ONLY.
The .Modern ('roquet Ground Made of
Dirt ltolled Hard and Level Hits Hard
to Miike-K'n !.adlea Attempt Scien
tific Play.
Even as set up on ordinary lawns, with
arches six inches wide, croquet is a game
that requires an amount of heaiiwurk
fully as great as is needed to play a good
game of billiards. A man who i:s a very
ordinary shot can win from one who hits
wilh txrio! accuracy if his headwork isde
cidedly superior. Ofcour.se, I am talking
nowaiiont tlie four ball giimc; tlie game
with one ball apiece is to the other what
euchre is to whist.
If these things nre true of the game as
ordinarily laid ut, they are multiplied iu
force many times when the ground is a
perfectly level sanded dirt ilrsir, when the
urches are only one-fourth of an inch
wider than the balls, and when both play
ers are skillful enotiLrh to hit an exposed
ball from end to cud of the ground i'.nil to
hide their adversary's ball behind a
wicket with great accuracy.
The modern croquet ground is nntdo of
dirt rolled as hard as need be and made as
level as ti billiard table. It i.i surrounded
by a slightly raised border, -so that balls
do not go out of bounds. To prevent roll
ing the stiruice is sanded slightly. TI.e
wickets are set lirinly in a block 'of wood
planted ten inches deep in the ground,
und are of thick enough wire to resist a
heavy blow. The balls areof hard rubber,
3 1-4 incites in diameter. The wickets are
3 1-2 inches inside measurement. The
mallets may be of any pattern or size that
suits the fancy of the player, but the most
approved style is une with u head ten
' inches long, bavin;; iii.rd rubber ends se
cured by a steel band, and with a handle
about fourteen inches long and rough
ened so as to secure the grip. The 'nest
of them screw into tin: bead and are per
fectly round. The ground is laid out
with two stakes of iron less than an inch
in diameter, two wickets at each end and
two on each side, in a line with tlie second
arch from the stake and with a double
middle wicket set crosswise. This middle
wieket consists of two arches like the rest,
joined over the top and about lifteen
inches apart. The ball must be sent
through both of the -,e at a single shot.
The only way to do tin's, wilh a fair pros
pect of success, Is tu take a roquet from a
ball a short distance' from the arch and
get in the jaws of the first of the pair (it
wickets and at the next blow go through
them both.
IIAI1P TO ACCOMPLISH.
To get in position in any other way is
next to impossible, because if the center
of the bttll is as much as a sixteenth of an
inch to one side ul a line drawn directly
through tiie center i:f both wickets yon
cannot go throuuli without a cntTop.i, and
cai-roms, in croquet . nre mighty uncertain
things for nips!, people tolry. Professor
Charles Jacobus, of Xew I',ru:iswick, can
make the shot I have described at tho
center wicket, ,'.:i'! he intr';iit;ecd it wilh
gretit success in Inst year's ii:ttion;il tour
nament at Norwich. it is now- called
after hitn the .t.n ,ib:-.s shot. A year or
two before tiiiit. w-'.ii!;.1 he -was living at
Malawan-he iuiriKiii'jul another carroiii,
which hits since been cilled tiie '-btlawan
twist." His iidvci snry's ball was in the
"cage," as the double ccitler wicket is
called. His own was r.n loc other side of
.the corner wicket, all. lost iu tlie. jaws of
it, and'direclly wirud from tlie bail iu tiie
cae and from liii a(her b::!is. Zlv. Ja
cobus struck the furl her wire of tl:e cor
ner wicket, carroined from it, j;oing
through the arch, nmS bit tho ball resting
with such apparent stViti-iiy in the c;ti;e.
It is nut often, however, the.t games are
won by such sensational idiots. It is
steady, accurate piny anil good manage
ment that tell in the long run.
I had often wished for a standard of
comparison between persons who play a
good ordinary game- like myself and the
real experts. I made the comparison tho
other day, and II came out just as I ex
pected, la nine out of ten games the man
who is called a '-splendid player" by
his very ordinary competitors would
make about two arches playing with Mr.
Jacobus, or Dr. Keed, or Mr. liotsford, or
any other of tlie "cracks," and the chances
are that he would not get hold of the balls
at all during the game. With a week's
practice, und after becoming used to the
ground and the narrow arches, he might
do better, and bother the expert seriously,
but he would not bt likely to win a single
gume the first year.
OUUItT TO HE APLE.
Furthermore, no man bus any business
to try to play on such a ground who can
not hit u ball almost infallibly at a dozen
or fifteen feet, and who cannot, after get
ting a ball to play on, make the circuit of
the arches ou tin ordinary ground once out
of three or four times at least. He ought
also to be able to make the dilTerent sorts
of roquets to send I lie driven ball a long
distance while his own only moves a few
feet, to send the two along together, and
to send his own further than the driven
ball. It is very handy, too, on occasion,
to bo able to make a "jump shot" that
is, to jump over a ball you are ''dead" on
and hit another one beyond and iu line
witli it.
According to the rules in force in the
National association, a ball is in play as
soon as it is placed at the starting point
ready for tho first tap. It is mmul among
the experts not to attempt the ilrst wicket
on the llrst shot the consequences of
failure would be too serious -but to knock
down to the far corner, where tlie follow
ing player is not likely to get hold of him.
The great thing, of course, is to get lijild
of the balls, send your antagonist's next
ball behind a wicket, und keep your own
balls well together, making wickets when
you can, and never allowing him to get a
shot except from behind a wire.
When the game is played in this way,
It may be finished in ten or fifteen min
utes, but if the players get hold of the
balls alternately, and make errors once in
a while, as all merely human beings will,
occasionally, the game may last for seven
hours, as one of the games at the tourna
ment did last August.
As yet but very few ladies attempt
scieutitle croquet, but there is no reason
why they should not. The short handled
mallets necessitate rather ungraceful
positions, but ladies need not use short
handled mallets if they prefer grace to
accuracy. Hut this kind of croquet is
not au "exhibition" game, adapted to the
display of graceful attitudes and pretty
dresses, and meant only to bring people
together in pleasant social relations. Nc
one can play It who does not love the
game for its own sake, and whose
thoughts are not directed, for the time,
wholly to tlie business iu hand. W. A.
lJlatt i Xew York Mail and Express.
Tvatchhuj a Ottiueae Jucgter.
In a quiet cross town street a Bttle side
walk afldleuce was gathered the other
morning watching a Chinese Juggler per
form some extremely deft feats in the un
compromising publicity of the open air.
The juggler was a gray old chap with a
foxy fuce and a cunning eye. He had a
ew hairs on his upper lip and a few on
his chin that brietled out Uke the whiskers
of a cat. He wore his native dress, or
such approach to it as we are accustomed
to see here, and his only apparatus was
contained ia a little hand sachel made out
of woven reed. His tricks were simple,
consisting mainly of feats of palming, at
which he was wonderfully expert. H
Juggled with balls aud knives and fork!
very skillfully indeed, and had a pack of
cards which he tossed in the air, causing
them to vanish and reappear apparently
at will.
The most thrilling of his feats consisted
In driving a threaded darning needle
through his arm, pulling it out n t
side opposite Its entrance without draw
ing a drop of blood. This performs nc
was the climax of his show, and when it
aras done another Chinaman wen around
and gathered In contributions. Tlie orowt)
settled np, evidently expecting other feats
to follow. When the last copper had
been extracted the pile was handed to the
juggler, who held it in his hand, for all te
see that it waa there, and then put hit
hand to his month. When he opened the
band again It was empty, and so was th
month, which he held gaping lie a en vert
tat Inspection. Thereupon he towed aui
stepped oil so swiftly that he might al
most be said to have vanished. Alfred
Trumble In New York News.
. -
Tricks of Old River Captalna.
"There was t'te sloop Emperor, Capt.
Lockwood, running between Troy and
New York," said ouo of the oldest captains
of tho Hudson river. "She had the repu
tation of being the biggest thief on tlie
river, and that," said the captain laugh
ingly, "was saying a good deal in those
days. One night, landing at Albany, the
captain saw a barge laden with dend hogs,
and ordered that a line should be attached
to the leg of one of them. Tins done, he
called out: 'Haul away!' and, of course,
the hog came plump into the water and
tvas drawn on board. On another occasion
they were at Esopus. The crew went ashore
and stole a calf, which they killed and
brought aboard. Shortly after the captain
saw the owner coming to search for it, and
he attached it to an anchor aud sunk it.
The stolen goods being no longer on board,
he allowed the farmer to search thoroughly,
sympathizing with him on his loss, and
finally the poor man went away, saying it
was a pleasure to meet such honest people.
Immediately upon his departure anchor
and calf were drawn up. The story went
the rounds, and Capt. Lockwood's honesty
passed into a proverb.
'The Van Rensselaer, Capt. Harry Ver
planck, had a similar reputation. On one
of their trips down the river they had
been boasting of their exploits in this di
rection, When the captain offered a wage!
that he would steal the sentinel at West
Point."
'Was the bet taken?"
"Yes," replied the captain, who 'saw
that his auditor was inclined to think that
the veracity of the old river men was or a
par with their honesty; "yes, and he d d
it. When off West Point ho ordered his
gig to be lowered and a barrel of flour
placed in her. He sculled for the shore
aud was pronipily challenged by the sen
tinel. The captain told him he had a bar
rel of flour for one of the officers of the
garrison and wanted to land it. The sol
dier consented and the captain proceeded
to make fruitless attempts to get it out of
the boat, and at last succeeded in inducing
the sentinel to help him. The soldier laid
down his musket and jumped into the
boat. The captain, who was a powerful
man, at once shoved off his boat and
rowed for tho sloop. He had succeedod
in capturing his man, who was taken
aboard, und, fearing to return to West
Point, became one of the crew. The story
went from one end of the river to tb
other and made the captain quite a hero."
New York World.
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WHITING MACHINE CALI2TET
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The advantnges of this Type-writer and Olfice Desfe
over all other so-called Comhinalion Caliinets, arc
"irf. The ease and simplicity with which tlia
desk is changed from a Library or Office Desk to a
Type-writer Table. This change is effected by push
ing tlie lid covering the machine Lack in the rear i
cabinet it being a roller top removing it entirel
from sight, thus overcoming the objectionable boanl
and sounder in front of the operator. The movablo
top is perfectly flat, U b:tize covered, and forms a com-r
?lete writing desk when the machine is not in use.
he table 011 which the machine rests is so evenly bal
anced by our patent qiljustments that it needs but a
sli,.. ht touch to bring tho machine in position,
j hf.'MHul. The advantages of the swinging table ,
are;- The table ia S i bulanued near its center on pat
ent malt-able iron nnns, that when the machine
brought in place for use, it does not depend on ropes
cr hnngers at rear of platform for support, but is held,
rigidly in place by sts own weight, making it impossi
ble for the machine to be tumbled down an incline in
back of desk by the breaking o a rear support. The
machine rests on patent slidea wliich keeps the machine
in place, and can be drawn out beyond the desk, well
under the operator's hand.
U'hird. The construction of the lid clostnp
machine space makes it air tight, and the table hav
ing ftlt around its boarders thoroughly protects the
machine from dust.
IcuTth. The foot rest and the construction of
the tabic adjustments makes the desk as ridged as
though the top was one solid board, which is a matter
of great Importance where a solid type-wnting table is
required.' Is o operator can do good work on a shaky
table.
Lastly, The cabinet isa splendid piece of cabinet
wori:. We manufacture theni in Walnut, Antique
Oak, Natural Oak, Natural Cherry, Cherry imitation,
liM. '-any und Ash.
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