yr in mil FOE 1880. Madam! Fee what 1" oratH ill do! It will brhiK yon a sample copy of io dey's Lady's Book; which will tell vou how to pet the will-skin sacipie, the mlk dress, the gold watch and cottage organ and other valuables, without a doMar. YOU CAXX0T GET A BETTER Two dollars worth of magazine than by subscribiiiK for ' ioilcy," the best family mneazinp in America. . , For 1HS9 it will contain : Fashions m colors, fashions in black and white; latest from Europe. Original novelties in needle work and embroidery. Latest and most popular music. Mans for the house you are going to build. Directions for decorating your home. Cookery and household help, by Mrs. Charles Hope, teacher in several fashionalrte ts'ew York academies, and selected by the Hoard of Education for the New-York Public Schools. Literary enrichments by Nelly UlV who got herself larked vp iu an insane asylum to find out laiwtheij treated the insane, Ella Rodman Chvreh, Emily Lennox, Olivia Lovell Wilson, Mrs. Hiesiand, Edgar Faweett, David Lout?, etc. EVERY LADY HER OWN DRESSMAKER Who subscribes to (iodey's Liulv's Book. The coupon which you will find in each number will entitle you to your selection of any cut paper pattern illustrated in Godev's Ladv's Book. Your"!)-cent sample copy will contain one of these cou pons, the pattern shows you bow to cut the garment you want. Send Vi cents for sample, which will be allowed on your subscription when received. This is all we can sav in this space. For the rest" see voiir sample copv, for which send lie. utunce. " Address "GOIiF.Y'S LADY'S BOOK," Philadelphia, 1'a. In club with this paper, liODEY'S and the IIKPPNEU OA.l'.TTK, per year ifS.iO which should be sent to the otlice of this-paper. The cash must accompany order. Only new sutiKCvi tiers, or old subscrdiers irho renew, will be. alloived to take advantage of thin offer, (iodey's will not be sent to anv address lor less than If.ou, casn, Heppner 40 City Having piucliiiHed the latest Brewing .Anpiiidtus ami utensils, I am enabled with my cold soft-water spring, my deep, cool stone cellar and the fresh, pure atmosphere of the lleppner Hills, to oiler my customers a SUPERIOR QUALITY OF BEER! At reasonable wholesale and retail rates. Lunches of all Kinds AND THE Best Brands of Cigars. Parties injthe country must return empty kegs, or !?G apiece will 1)0 charged. J, B. NATTER, Proprietor. THE MARCH OF PROGRESS! OUR LATEST IMPROVEMENTS! " rnmBfttltlon U the Tjlfe of Trmlo," rind If you havo not wxm our latoit Improved mwlf yon Mnnnt imliin how livuly triuiu in, or liow Imrd our conHm Morn havo to work to kiwp within sight or un. "PJoiir retlSKw the JAiUfet MEAN 8' 3 SlloK, or the JAMES MEANS f HU08 WOiNiMiiUcyiy"ono nonulne unlemi having our name and price Rtamped plainly on the solei. Tour ' rotnlliT-wIll supply you withBhinsaiio Btaninod lr you Insist inm liis rtofnn bo; it you do not InalBt, BOUie rettiiiwrB wincoiix you uiw uu;ut UFw pJftMES MEANSV 5 3 5HQE . UNEXCELLED IN ; VST.YLE UNEPUALIXU I DURABILITY AND PERFECTION! I, FIT. B 1 am v . . Bilrh has hcon the recent pronTosH In our branch of Industry that we are now ablo to amrni that the James Menus' 1 1 Shoe 1b In ovry rjnj.iui:t equal to tho shoes which only n fnw yoars two wre retailed at Htcht or tn dolhirfl. If you will try on a pair you will bo convluoncl that wo do not oiaKKcrate. Ours are the original ft and 94 Shoes, and thote who Imitate our nyHtura of lmalnoa are unable U compote with Ul la quality of factory prodiwU. Inmir Duel wu nro the lar-st nianufncnirors In the Unlled State. One or our travel ing ialcBmctn who 1b now vlulllng tlie shoo retailers of the Paclflu Coast ana Rocky Mountain lUlon writes from tliero ait follow : "I am more than tatlatled with the reBiiltJiof my trip. I have thus far im-reeded In placing our full line In the bandi of 'A No. 1 ' doalem In rvery point 1 have v1hUh1." He bows on to Hay, "Thli Ii a plmifiiri reKion for iifl to h1I itv.fls In. bwaimo nuwt at tho retallnrs are rhartdn their customorn at rutail alwiit double tho prices which the shown have cost at whultwnl. The ronBop.ience la that the Sm i pin who woar nhoeH uro paving hI x or hcvou dollars a pair for shown which are not worth an much a our AM KM MKANK' :i nnd f H1IOKS. Our mIiocb with their very low retail nrlcea a tamped on the aolnsof every pair am bmuklii down tho IiIkIi prh-HH which have hitherto ruled in the relall inarkuu Imre. and when a retailer puts af uli line of tfoodB lu Ids skiok. they at ouuu beK'u to go oil Uku hot uukoB, ho ureat 1b the demand for tnem." . Now, kind reader, juat stop and oniiHldcr what the ntMiva BlKnlflen ho far as you are concerned. It aRBiireH vou that If you keep on biivliiK shoes beiu hiK noinanufactiimrH' name or fixed retail price atamped on thu so!eB,you cannot Hill what you are netting ami your mtailer 1H probably mukliiK you pay double what your bIioob have cost him. Now, can vou afford to do this while we are protecting you by stamping our name and the llxed retail price upon the wdes of our Blmefl before thoy leavoour fuotury bo that you cannoi le made to pay more for vour nlmo than they are worth ? HIiucr rrom nur celbi-utitl fuciory nre sold by wldc-aw.iUe retnllera In all parta of tbncfiunli-y. We will plnco tin inoaally withlu your reach In any Blato or Territory If you will Invest one v 'it In ' postal card and write to u. kAMliS MKAMS & CO., 41 Lincoln St., lioston. Mass. DWICHT'S1 JIM COW M1ANU, TO DELICIOUS BISCUITS or USE D wighps Cow-Brand Soda-Saleratus. ABSOLUTELY PURE. ALWAYS UNIFORM AND FULL WEIGHT. it fan llint Ultra la jilcturo of a Com on your luckags and you will liara tlia best Soda maila. MK cow tjraNT, .IV v.inr.iL r - M AM K to iness and Pleasure Vehicles. MIS PrcpriBtors and Sole Users of Sechler's Improved Perfection Fifth-Wheel. .-arc HiirH umtraiitma aa JtfprritHtea, SEND FOB CATALOGUE. Club System Wv while as convenient IU WHS M.IJH n -..J 1 xyittm to ui. 1 tic J co-ope ration i me ilWWauhCluh.undwerotratli hni - the Club for eji h wall Ii Pi-torr it povs out, theuyh c.nh nienilier unly pay i a week, 'J Ins U hy we pive ymi more for your moiu-y tti.tii any fist and why we are duinn tiie I nt-r walt.h business in the wmM, fcv;l only firet quality goods, Lut vw prices are about w tut t it hen I rue oud quality. Our 10 hll vrr V uttli i a substantial Silver (. inut,iti. h ff any kind) Stein-Wind A iiK'iic an Levti Watch either hunting cjc or o(en 0urlJ i5.U0 W ti ll is a Stem wind Open race, first iiuahiy, sttllt-tied uoli American Lver weat afi more any Solid Gold Case thai can beicldat less than double the money, as theaji solid cases are invariably iliin, weak, of low quality, and worttilr! alter ihortuse. Our Watfh contains numerous important patcnltd Im provements, of vital Importance to accur ate timing i'atent kjv, i ittnt .Vfw H'ind . t which we coiitrolcxLiusively. It muiiy cqu.iiMr accuracy, aj)irnraiice, nun i l, bility and service, to any ?s Walch, rubor Onrn Karn nr tlnnilim f), sVl.'t.ml It nil. I.'L.J .ltd IV ft via is ( , f r. vfrucied ft r Iv'j thf m-ux..'.i?iii n . anil i the lt Rail-!;-&-i t. :nd W-nh tiiad, tntrt hit or ihinihitf I Alt these j-iici-n arc ei.hcr ul i.tib or in clubs, I -"1 TrieKe;stoneWatcliClubCD&fc,;)' 004 WAIN'JT 8T, PHHADA. PA. Agents Wanted. Max Watch Insulator, tl.OO A MrfK( pnitMtloB mkIoii irjiortlm. "ilan Huff. Kcul tv lasil on rTrlut " of If k. C f W ritr to . iv..rrnl iliaNe.c mmkt .T w. 'Wlfiir It is lully equal to any f ;ch sold for f(8 by others, WeluuiltpvV rst-class Stilfened CluUl Case much K tj! satisfactorv and serviceal le than ItHi ilr L"Ii LADY'S BOOK except as auove suaeo. Brewery, - - - - D . J5WES MEANS' J SHOE. CANNOT j FAIL, H"TO' S'ATI S F (THE MOST.iS rASTIDlOi MAKE WHOLESOME BREAD & G stock, 9Jo,ooo. OHIO. 2& X- TUU:HH OP Dobbins Electric Soap r THE BEST l"Ar,r.iLY SOAP IN THE WORLD.- It is Sliictly Pure Uuifaiiii Qnalitv T III, original formuh f,r whu b r paid twenty vfars iIa"'' ha ihvci lit i n tm ih nij-i'd in thf sliii'iit-M," 'I Ins Itlt'iil irnl In 4iuill' n1";' IhUt 11111(1(4 IU41tl 4MI(N i II Colli. Hits ltlilllllt(' 1 litre til o IiiionI S..-a's;'. CHS ' Oltr ,uid lf.u h'i wliii. 's. Il'w.islu iI.iihk-U uml I'l.mk.-l-. r. ! in tlu- worll doe-.-w nlmm ai i 'it, . A , a I hem suti utul v. hiu- an I like iu-w, READ THIS TW1C ' TIIKKK is a Krt'lit mivllttr of nnir, ' (f -nap. ( lnvl. ami ..1 Ihi' I.iItu-. bins' I la it.c So .p is iitl HlH'riltlK lu . thin. 0 K li'lnl w !! itf moiiMmte its fctcat inciit. It II 1 Ni II U. Hl..k- tliJl ltl.il. T 1Kb. .ill lM"l iJiliiic, it is cxton-.vcty uni H UU-J an 1 coiiiu ikucil. pewarc cf Jtmitations, INSIST upon littMilitV !'!' trV Majiii., 1 Iva. ALij-ic, VhiU-U li!ii i I t Of anv i-lln i ! u: t, - m;ly l.tcui-e n i c i. j;. 1 Will miii n llic, ami arc tlc.ir ut .my ptuc. An U DVU: iliiih VAAA l tliX i-- ; awl take no oilnT. Kjaily cvfrv to Mexico kwu it ii iiim:1( IT i'iii li.i-n i i.. Will ft mii Ins no real whoien.ilr jjn tn TJ KA1 can -fully ili niniilr ripf" "'"i ' " bur, niul lr t-.trsl-il to t'ltlNtw lf rt'l'l ' i. On cai li onlM.le u r..p.'r Y"u rmtiiol Hliorl w wait Innnct I'vl.iiv lr) nij (ut yoiin.cll (tut oli, tt l.bt, BiiJ truly muiiUlHi I Dobbins' Electric Scan. 51 37 H U 5ALERATU!3 JACOBspil REM& uc ftoriT EDYfPJ FOR ACHES AND PAINS. Sure Cures of Recent Date. 417 W. Lo bar St., Balto., Hd., Toothache. Jobs ff, nil. Bobbd f sleep by toothache; swelling great Ik face; rubbed with Bt. Jacobs Oil; Bret application relieved; weat to slsep; ssorniBg: pals all aoae. JOHN HOfiENBKQS. Pains In Chant. New Blchnond, 0 , Jsae, 'Is Had pains In chest orer lungs; suffered t rears; eared by 2 applications o( St. Jacobs Oil; cmrt parmanent. J. HASItOM. Gout. Ktlgore, Texas. June 11, list Had bad case of goat; suffered one year; for 4 wesks could not walk. 8t. Jacobs Oil cured sas. V. V. HABTIJi, J. Dislocat Ion. Joliet, 111. , Hay , nil. About three years ago dislocated sny shoulder; confined to boom S weeks. X was cured by It, Jacobs Oil; bo return of pain to this day. J. D. BROWN, firnggllt. Fain i and Ac lies. Marshall, Hlch.. VaySff.'SI. Last December; was taken with pains and aches In the legs. A friend advised St. Jacobs Oil, tried it nnd was cured by contents of one bottle. Nat-stun, of pain since. C. fi. BE W WITT. AT DRUGOIRTS AND Df.ai.krs. THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO., Biltlmorff, Ml. THE GllEAT Transcontinental Route 1 J I W 1 ft i i a i i.i: OA i ) : VIA THE Caneailn liruneh, now Completed, mule ' imj it the Shortest, Uestand Quiekest. Tim Dining Cur Linn. TheDirect Rnnte No JIhIhjh. Fastest Trainn. I.dw et liittofi to CliioHo iiihI H points EiiHt. TiootH sold to ull Promi uout Points throii(,'liout tlie EaHt and Houtlieunt. Through I'ulliiiiiii )mi Hooin !ilctiiiig Cars Koservntions can be seemed in ndvimce. To T'iast Hound IJa.seners Bn cnrufnl and lo not miike 11 inu;tuke, but be sure to tnke tlie NORTHEBN PACIFIC RAILROAD And Bee that your ticket reads viu thin line, Ht Paul or Minneapolis to avoid olmnt'eB and Herious delays occasioned by other rimteH. ThrouKb KmitfiKnt Sleeping Cars run on regular express trains full length of line. Jioiths free. Lowest rates. Quick est time. General I )lre of Ike Com iiani, v. ' Wash i iiilon SI., Portland, Oregon A. D. CH ARLTON, Assistant General Passenger Agent. WHEN YOU WANT DON'T FORGET That the best place to get it is at the C3-X.T,Xi31Tjnj SHOP. Heppner, ; ; ; Oregon. stock mums. U I . ! 1 1 . - . . mi. .v.n. iv.u.jiuur Hiii)4(;rijiti(in Mud Hp you Clin Keep yeiii' lirmul in frooof charK. ihe en ! kIkpuIiIit; nnlllu, mm en left, hip AH t him ( If -llllluf.u i . .. ...!.. . . I .!.. '.. . tie, A V on ritrlil Kule. AilkiiiK, .1 J -Itersi'H, JA eiinneeled on left run it : ran n huiikmhi left hm. ...... ii i i. , ' . """iiiiiiii inn-Hen, niiiiiriin lert h)nni!(i'i'; luetic, winie en nirlit Hlieiililer. Hennelt, ( ,v-1Ii.ihi., H ,,n left ulionliler. lii'iiKe, Mini' A -li nn li.ft nlmulilur: ear-mavl, of entile, erop oil ii.nl uplit in li,f i,il uppurliuif. oren oil rmht. Iliown, J 0 JlorBoa. oiruluC with dot in oen teron lott hip; cuttle, sumo. Iloyor. V U, I.IHIH- Horei's, box lirnnit or ri 'h Inn entile, winii.. with , lit in oneli ear. lii.nr. I'.d.-ll.irw.n, p H ,, ),., 8,l,lm.. ont. tlr. Minne en left Inn. lli ien.T. V., I.nmi Itoi'k.-Hornet, o wilh bur innliT anil over on riKlit nlioiiKliir, Hurtiin, Vi7 Homes,,! 11 on r;K)it tliiK'.i; cattle. HUineon riKlit Inptxplit in twll oar. Clark. W. II.. Hloeklimmled WHO eonnonted. Murk. Rpllt in riKht, enr. Cook, A. J., Leiiu-llorHen.tlOon riKhtahdnklar: ( ul le.numoon . ritcht tup: ear murk wiuuni oro oil left Hllll snlll til riKllt. Ciin-iri, It V Homes f on left atifls. ( iinitiKliun e, VV II, Newton liunoh-HornoH. f Willi Imme under it. on left nhoulder: enttl nnniooii left .up ,ui,t 'liijth, lufl. our sqiia nut t in ft hiiKllH i. Ilitnlrtinii (VtlMe, C with K in (inntor; Iioihiih. CH on loft 'lip, DoiiKlnw, W M-( '111110, It 1) on riKl,t milo, BWul. low-rol k in elieh ear; hornn, J lj on f, , , I'leek. JnekHoll.-lloriMW. 7K connected rtitlit Hiouliler: eiillle wine on rittlit hip. Kur murk, hole in riKlit mul amp off left l.ieuiillen, .loliu W. -llomou hraudnd 'hulf-oir-C;...II;(-olinec cllefl Bl,ol,lr. ClU, mmt on loft liii. lliuiKr. iteur Lextnuton Hoienco, I., A-fi.tllo I.P on ritcht liiu; hormw 1' with Imr iiiiilei-on riiiiit nhouldor. 'il'.""l'."''!; !',;"'"'"'',' .''I"" ril't shoulder cittle, I- on nt:liHiitioi'tlni:h. Ariii-.ln.lm .1. C Act,,,,- T will, Imr nmler il on li ft uhoulilefof li,w; cuttle buuio on loft liny lleiiry-(IAy on left shoulder, (ii.l.le, I'nink lloises, 7 ,',, left stttloi oattlo siinie on ntiht I , ii. 1 t,,H, ( liiniiwe, A . I,,- IlofNi'M, Si on riulit shoulder. ' ,i,!,';,"r'ir:r'i',!!p mt Hunk""''""'"' J " ""l'''"m"-""'-. H on loft Hayes. .1 M - llorsiw, wineulasson left blioulder cat I le. Hume on ritcht In p. Jiiiikin, H. M. Horses, horseshoe J on left "l'iie " "' """ " KiKht .loiinson, Kelix7Ilore8, circle Ton lft stiH.. cut le, sniiie on ntiht hip, uilt.r m( ,., iu ri and sold in left enr. 1 K',' ;.' '' ""i-" It' left, ahuulder: cutt-- till on left hip. .mKri';t'iVi "'rH,S' " "" '"ler """k; 0"tUe Jensen, Itusinus- lloises, It T, on left liin. 1.. ft"E.i!l,.r Umm- ' wi"' - mer " un lef;';!:' "r""8 V Wi,h M "''' J!i::,,wisr M,nn 1,,ft "i,ouu,"r ba'onTiK'hrsho;,,"011-""-''- M wi MtM-HHii. 'I'liim Hum's, circle T on lf !..... der ,. left the,; , .,; Z o'..",!,, K ,,",ul Milche I, Oseur, Pettysvtlle Horses, 77 ou riKht lite; cal t le, 77 on nKli( sole. K 1 Muson, Jos, IVltvsnlU.Cattlo, JM conn.wt sho1,illt!.'r'KH'''' "0 oounectwl on left N.vl Andrew, l,om. Hoek-Horsea AN con nocto.1 on left shoulder; rmir mm , u,llhi H Newiuun W It, - Horse. N with half circl over it on left shoulder. Nonly ke, K--Hom, circle 7 on loft Uiiah: cat tie, Hume on h-ft hip. h 1 wt Oiler. Perry. ,oi,e liock-p () n left nhou.der 1 etirson, I luvs.-),,,, circle shield on left shoul, eruod u,m left hip. Cuttle, e.rcle shiold on left hip. Itni'Ke on t ioht Mile low'd,?wn' """ ri,5'--H"r"c hi ou left hip lrl..,r '.I- IM., 11. -i .. Ml shonhh.r: -omn-oon, 11- on I o"',"r-'i "- A''',"" "'"-"e-iJl'-connecpHl on left shoulder; cuttle, sume on left hip. under bit m each (tiir. Kood. Andrew, Hardinan-Horsen, oureoria Wil li .piaiter-cirelii over it on left stifle. I eniOKer, I hris Horses, C ,, lft ,l1M,,lr. Hector. J -Horses, JO ou left atioiilder. Cut tle, l ou rltht ht,. IIii'l;.. Ii. H. Cuttle lirunded II 8 on left hip. Ii, or, .., -.one I, rued on l,.ft shoulde. S,i,ij. ,1. .'. oi,s l,rau,le,l SK connected on i-'. hl -Ii.mi ,ler: ivililestiineoo tioth lues. '' v 1 H"i so I'liiuded K on nuht shoul. ' "' S ,mi t!,,, riittat hip ite.l ., ''. '.'' '.;. .i k m 1 1 . i . 1 . . I I i I, Smr. liolit ll.irses.Simriitht shouldei';ciiil ' s.pniietei in 1,1 lop mid s on rik-iu shoulder. SwiUKim, I., Alpine - Hi-is., ou nut should, r. ! ' " 'I'1"". Horses, S A Ton left hip; cnttl- Sllllle Oil t, 't I, Ii. I Me, lie, l)i A ,1 Horses, 1S on on left hip; Oil' j lie. seme on iefi side, vvuuteou left side of neck 1 cms cut sharp at point. t Sii..iis... M li.,.l.. u l. a vnllow-foik ii left ear. Shelton A Win,- Horses. S ou its side over an on left shoulder; cuttle, smue on left hip Heerry K II -Cuttle, W C on loff hip, crop oft rixht mnl ilnderhit iu left eHr.dnlap; homes, W C ou loft shoulder. HwHKKiirl. I) VHore. n on left shoulder' Ml.iu.irf ii.... 1I....1 II ..muuiBii-imwi circle cor left shoulder. . entile, 44 ou left tup. 1 le.iutieou, J A -Horsed, c un left shoulder cattle, on left shoulder. Tihtiet. S T-llorma. C- on left shoulder. Wade, Henry,- Horses le-iiidtsl Hce of ; ;h on left shoulder and lett hm. Csttle bruHde! Maine on left side slid left hip. Wulliridfc-e V K -Hoi-sts branded V 1, on left shoulder, cuttle U L on titht jiip. IU' go on Italia Fork. Wells, A 8 -Horsed, .3 on left shoulder; until nine. W ylaiid. .Ill llanliutiii-Circle C on UP thiut o.stwrd, Joliu-llui, L P oouiiwte4 on left shoulder. Wa lis, Churlea-Cnttle, V on right thigh, hola ill loll ear; horses. V ou risrllt sliouldsr, aouir aaomon left shoulder. Wien, A A - jiltls, rauninj A A with br wruaa ou rucbt Uip. STJCOBSOn mum l aciiic WILD BILL, OF KANSAS Killing Tw Boldlera in TwlnkUot. bat Reaitatlns; ut Monkey. "Wild BUI watt a good shot, was he not?" "With the six shooter ha was simply wonderful. In my entertainment I give an illustration of a doable shot he made oat at Hays City, Kan., in the early days, when he shot two soldiers, one in front of him and one directly behind him, each en deavoring to shoot him before he could draw his gun. lie killed one and mor tally wounded the other, and the two re ports of the revolver seemed almost as ODe. The marvelous feat was the talk of the country for a long time. In fact, when I came by there a few days Ago one of the old residents who witnessed the killing mentioned it to mo and said he could scarcely believe it even after seeing It. Bill never missed his mark. I have seen him take a pistol in each hand and fire with right and left pistol at a can thrown in the air, hitting It with both bullets. By the way, I heard a very funny story told on bill some time ago. If you remember, he married Mrs. Agnes Lake, widow of Lake, the circus man. Bill fairly worshiped his wife, but de spite his great love for her she never could induce him to quit drinking, lie would come home full of bad whisky, und one day Mrs. Hickok said to him: " 'Bill, if you don't quit this drinking pretty soon you will actually begin to see monkeys.' " 'Monkeys?' said he. 'What do you mean, little one?' " 'Why, you know, when people back east drink too much of the kind of whisky they get back there they see snakes, but this awful stuff out here mukes them see monkeys.' "Bill laughed at her and did not give the matter a second thought, little dream ing that she had 'put up a Jobtsr break him of his intemperate habits. There was a tame monkey in the town Cheyenne, I believe it was and Mrs. Ilickek had in duced its owner to loan it to hr? -for a night. Bill came home that niht com fortable drunk, and after he had gone to sleep his wife secured the monkey and chained it to the foot of the bed. Then turning down the light a little, she too retired and awaited results. Bill woke up in the night burning with thirst und raised up into a sitting posture, intending to get out of bed and get a drink of water. There, perched up on tho footboard, was the monkey, staring him in tho face with hideous grimaces. He rubbed his bleared eyes, looked again, and a horrible suspi cion came into his befuddled brain. Had his wife told him the truth? Did he really have 'em? Finally, he sprang out ou the floor, seized his six shooter, which lay on a table near, leveled it at the grinning ereature, and said: " 'Now, old man, if you are a monkey you're in a bad fix; if you ain't a monkey I'm in a bad fix.' At the same instant he fired and the monkey fell over in the ago nies of death. His wife, who had been watching the working of her scheme, sprang up iu the bed with a scream, and Bill, turning to her with a broad smile oi the most intense satisfaction, said: " 'Little woman, congratulate me, lor have just had a wonderful escape. 1 ain't as drunk as I thought I Was, and there's a monkey lyin' there on, the flora that'll never Intrude itself into the do mestic felicy of another happy family an' make a gentleman think lie's got the jim jams.' " Capt. Jack Crawford in Kansas City Times. The Sunshine In Mexico. In two years' time the mercury in mj houde has never risen above G5 degrees nor fallen below 50. It is a curious physio logical fact that, after a time, an Ameri can lirlng here becomes unable to stand intense heat, such, for example, ns' one may experience by walking under the ver tical tropical sun at midday. On first coming here Americans and Englishmen walk with impunity iu the sun, bnt in a year or more the same men begin to seel the shady side of the street on summei days. The explanation of the coolness ol stores, offices and houses even during what we hore call the "hot months" of April and May, is the rarity, of tlie air, which, in shaded places, cannot hold much heat. One never feels the necessity of stripping off one's outer clothing to keep cool. In a word, tho tableland climate of Mexico, while not perfect, is, compitiexlotyhtht New England collection of violently assort cd weathers, ideal. I have seen a" thin, cadaverous, Boston consumptive, nearl killed there at tho blowing of the east wind, gain twenty pounds in six months in this city, and those nervous disease! engendered by the erratic thermometer oi Av England are much helped by resi denno here. The drinking of the common people's leverage of pulque stops tin rrtvages of kidney diseases, and the abund ance of vegetables the year round conduces to the cure of dyspepsia, as does also the tranquillity of life in a country where nc one is in a hurry. City of Mexico Cor. Boston Herald. Tho I'artsiun Hal Koges. The fashion of giving bals bluncs, which are attended by girls of tender nge only, who are not yet entitled to make their debut In society, or to appear at the bals roses, is meeting at present with soma opposition. These infantine balls, which are, however, frequently attended by young indies of 20 years, have been not Inappropriately compared to regiments comjiosed of old veterans and enfans de troupe. The chief sufferers from such conventional entertainments are, oi course, the older neophytes, who are con demned to go through their waltzes and quadrilles under the eyes of atrabilious duennas. It is doubtful, however, if the present opposition will be able to break through the barriers of formalism which hedge in the marriageable French girl as If she were a pulling infant, and condemn her to a Cinderella like treatment unheard of In the social philosophy of her English or American sistors. Paris Cor. London Telegraph. Told to il Friend. Of course in all families the mother is the one to whom the children cling. We don't talk to them, fool with thvni, love them, occupy ourselves about them as the female does. We think about our busi ness and pleasure, not theirs. Why do I trouble you with these perplexities? If I mayn't tell you what I feel, what is the use of a friend? That's why I would rather have a sad letter from you, or a short one if you are tired or unwell, than a sham gay one and I don't subscribe at all to the doctrine of "striving to be cheer ful." "Unpublished Letter of Thack eray" in Scribner's. z-- Kevolutlonlilna; the Baatueaa. A young man In Missouri started out to be a snake charmer and revolutionize the business, bnt the first thing he felt mis the fangs of a rattlesnake buried in his cheek, and It has taken two aionthB to get the swelling of his cheek reduced so that he can wear a No. 8 hat Detroit Free Press. A Woudcrful Castua Plasti "You see that cylindrical looking cacfua plant iu the window" asked a resaurateut of a reporter. "Well, there has beei more lying about the origin and nativity of that old bunch of thorns than there ever waa about the battle of Sniloh. I have laid that It came from every portion of the globe, and oo.ee when I wau l thinking I told a tallow it was found growing on the hulk of an ocean vessel. I hadn't had it here a week before a fellow told me that he used to live where the ground was cov ered with them. This waa near Jerusa lain, ha said. When caravans made pit grimagaa from one city to another and ran short of water on the way, the travelers would cut the njant open and drink tha refreshing liquid which they contained. Anothar fellow said that the thorns on the Cat were buds which would bloom into utiful red flowers. Now, that old shrub, or whatever family it belongs to. Is nothing but an old cactus from Indian territory. It hasn't got an water in its innards, and it wouldn't blossom in a thousand years." Chicago Herald. rhotofraphy la Natarml Color. The foreign journals annouix-s the dl covery by a Chinees geutleman of photog rapby In natural colon the realization of the dreams of all our photographers from Daguerrs's day down to our own. The process, it la to be hoped, Is simpler than tha nams of the Inventor, Aturlzawa Ryochi Ntchome Sanjukanboa Kiobaaui Ku Tha photograph taken was the island of Enosbima. Chicago Tribune. C1WQUET AS A SCIENCE. A GAME FOR EXPERTS AND NOT FOR CHILJREN AND PARSONS ONLY. The .Modern ('roquet Ground Made of Dirt ltolled Hard and Level Hits Hard to Miike-K'n !.adlea Attempt Scien tific Play. Even as set up on ordinary lawns, with arches six inches wide, croquet is a game that requires an amount of heaiiwurk fully as great as is needed to play a good game of billiards. A man who i:s a very ordinary shot can win from one who hits wilh txrio! accuracy if his headwork isde cidedly superior. Ofcour.se, I am talking nowaiiont tlie four ball giimc; tlie game with one ball apiece is to the other what euchre is to whist. If these things nre true of the game as ordinarily laid ut, they are multiplied iu force many times when the ground is a perfectly level sanded dirt ilrsir, when the urches are only one-fourth of an inch wider than the balls, and when both play ers are skillful enotiLrh to hit an exposed ball from end to cud of the ground i'.nil to hide their adversary's ball behind a wicket with great accuracy. The modern croquet ground is nntdo of dirt rolled as hard as need be and made as level as ti billiard table. It i.i surrounded by a slightly raised border, -so that balls do not go out of bounds. To prevent roll ing the stiruice is sanded slightly. TI.e wickets are set lirinly in a block 'of wood planted ten inches deep in the ground, und are of thick enough wire to resist a heavy blow. The balls areof hard rubber, 3 1-4 incites in diameter. The wickets are 3 1-2 inches inside measurement. The mallets may be of any pattern or size that suits the fancy of the player, but the most approved style is une with u head ten ' inches long, bavin;; iii.rd rubber ends se cured by a steel band, and with a handle about fourteen inches long and rough ened so as to secure the grip. The 'nest of them screw into tin: bead and are per fectly round. The ground is laid out with two stakes of iron less than an inch in diameter, two wickets at each end and two on each side, in a line with tlie second arch from the stake and with a double middle wicket set crosswise. This middle wieket consists of two arches like the rest, joined over the top and about lifteen inches apart. The ball must be sent through both of the -,e at a single shot. The only way to do tin's, wilh a fair pros pect of success, Is tu take a roquet from a ball a short distance' from the arch and get in the jaws of the first of the pair (it wickets and at the next blow go through them both. IIAI1P TO ACCOMPLISH. To get in position in any other way is next to impossible, because if the center of the bttll is as much as a sixteenth of an inch to one side ul a line drawn directly through tiie center i:f both wickets yon cannot go throuuli without a cntTop.i, and cai-roms, in croquet . nre mighty uncertain things for nips!, people tolry. Professor Charles Jacobus, of Xew I',ru:iswick, can make the shot I have described at tho center wicket, ,'.:i'! he intr';iit;ecd it wilh gretit success in Inst year's ii:ttion;il tour nament at Norwich. it is now- called after hitn the .t.n ,ib:-.s shot. A year or two before tiiiit. w-'.ii!;.1 he -was living at Malawan-he iuiriKiii'jul another carroiii, which hits since been cilled tiie '-btlawan twist." His iidvci snry's ball was in the "cage," as the double ccitler wicket is called. His own was r.n loc other side of .the corner wicket, all. lost iu tlie. jaws of it, and'direclly wirud from tlie bail iu tiie cae and from liii a(her b::!is. Zlv. Ja cobus struck the furl her wire of tl:e cor ner wicket, carroined from it, j;oing through the arch, nmS bit tho ball resting with such apparent stViti-iiy in the c;ti;e. It is nut often, however, the.t games are won by such sensational idiots. It is steady, accurate piny anil good manage ment that tell in the long run. I had often wished for a standard of comparison between persons who play a good ordinary game- like myself and the real experts. I made the comparison tho other day, and II came out just as I ex pected, la nine out of ten games the man who is called a '-splendid player" by his very ordinary competitors would make about two arches playing with Mr. Jacobus, or Dr. Keed, or Mr. liotsford, or any other of tlie "cracks," and the chances are that he would not get hold of the balls at all during the game. With a week's practice, und after becoming used to the ground and the narrow arches, he might do better, and bother the expert seriously, but he would not bt likely to win a single gume the first year. OUUItT TO HE APLE. Furthermore, no man bus any business to try to play on such a ground who can not hit u ball almost infallibly at a dozen or fifteen feet, and who cannot, after get ting a ball to play on, make the circuit of the arches ou tin ordinary ground once out of three or four times at least. He ought also to be able to make the dilTerent sorts of roquets to send I lie driven ball a long distance while his own only moves a few feet, to send the two along together, and to send his own further than the driven ball. It is very handy, too, on occasion, to bo able to make a "jump shot" that is, to jump over a ball you are ''dead" on and hit another one beyond and iu line witli it. According to the rules in force in the National association, a ball is in play as soon as it is placed at the starting point ready for tho first tap. It is mmul among the experts not to attempt the ilrst wicket on the llrst shot the consequences of failure would be too serious -but to knock down to the far corner, where tlie follow ing player is not likely to get hold of him. The great thing, of course, is to get lijild of the balls, send your antagonist's next ball behind a wicket, und keep your own balls well together, making wickets when you can, and never allowing him to get a shot except from behind a wire. When the game is played in this way, It may be finished in ten or fifteen min utes, but if the players get hold of the balls alternately, and make errors once in a while, as all merely human beings will, occasionally, the game may last for seven hours, as one of the games at the tourna ment did last August. As yet but very few ladies attempt scieutitle croquet, but there is no reason why they should not. The short handled mallets necessitate rather ungraceful positions, but ladies need not use short handled mallets if they prefer grace to accuracy. Hut this kind of croquet is not au "exhibition" game, adapted to the display of graceful attitudes and pretty dresses, and meant only to bring people together in pleasant social relations. Nc one can play It who does not love the game for its own sake, and whose thoughts are not directed, for the time, wholly to tlie business iu hand. W. A. lJlatt i Xew York Mail and Express. Tvatchhuj a Ottiueae Jucgter. In a quiet cross town street a Bttle side walk afldleuce was gathered the other morning watching a Chinese Juggler per form some extremely deft feats in the un compromising publicity of the open air. The juggler was a gray old chap with a foxy fuce and a cunning eye. He had a ew hairs on his upper lip and a few on his chin that brietled out Uke the whiskers of a cat. He wore his native dress, or such approach to it as we are accustomed to see here, and his only apparatus was contained ia a little hand sachel made out of woven reed. His tricks were simple, consisting mainly of feats of palming, at which he was wonderfully expert. H Juggled with balls aud knives and fork! very skillfully indeed, and had a pack of cards which he tossed in the air, causing them to vanish and reappear apparently at will. The most thrilling of his feats consisted In driving a threaded darning needle through his arm, pulling it out n t side opposite Its entrance without draw ing a drop of blood. This performs nc was the climax of his show, and when it aras done another Chinaman wen around and gathered In contributions. Tlie orowt) settled np, evidently expecting other feats to follow. When the last copper had been extracted the pile was handed to the juggler, who held it in his hand, for all te see that it waa there, and then put hit hand to his month. When he opened the band again It was empty, and so was th month, which he held gaping lie a en vert tat Inspection. Thereupon he towed aui stepped oil so swiftly that he might al most be said to have vanished. Alfred Trumble In New York News. . - Tricks of Old River Captalna. "There was t'te sloop Emperor, Capt. Lockwood, running between Troy and New York," said ouo of the oldest captains of tho Hudson river. "She had the repu tation of being the biggest thief on tlie river, and that," said the captain laugh ingly, "was saying a good deal in those days. One night, landing at Albany, the captain saw a barge laden with dend hogs, and ordered that a line should be attached to the leg of one of them. Tins done, he called out: 'Haul away!' and, of course, the hog came plump into the water and tvas drawn on board. On another occasion they were at Esopus. The crew went ashore and stole a calf, which they killed and brought aboard. Shortly after the captain saw the owner coming to search for it, and he attached it to an anchor aud sunk it. The stolen goods being no longer on board, he allowed the farmer to search thoroughly, sympathizing with him on his loss, and finally the poor man went away, saying it was a pleasure to meet such honest people. Immediately upon his departure anchor and calf were drawn up. The story went the rounds, and Capt. Lockwood's honesty passed into a proverb. 'The Van Rensselaer, Capt. Harry Ver planck, had a similar reputation. On one of their trips down the river they had been boasting of their exploits in this di rection, When the captain offered a wage! that he would steal the sentinel at West Point." 'Was the bet taken?" "Yes," replied the captain, who 'saw that his auditor was inclined to think that the veracity of the old river men was or a par with their honesty; "yes, and he d d it. When off West Point ho ordered his gig to be lowered and a barrel of flour placed in her. He sculled for the shore aud was pronipily challenged by the sen tinel. The captain told him he had a bar rel of flour for one of the officers of the garrison and wanted to land it. The sol dier consented and the captain proceeded to make fruitless attempts to get it out of the boat, and at last succeeded in inducing the sentinel to help him. The soldier laid down his musket and jumped into the boat. The captain, who was a powerful man, at once shoved off his boat and rowed for tho sloop. He had succeedod in capturing his man, who was taken aboard, und, fearing to return to West Point, became one of the crew. The story went from one end of the river to tb other and made the captain quite a hero." New York World. -THE- Kailway k piipiii li "00LUM3IA RIVER ROUTE." 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The construction of the lid clostnp machine space makes it air tight, and the table hav ing ftlt around its boarders thoroughly protects the machine from dust. IcuTth. The foot rest and the construction of the tabic adjustments makes the desk as ridged as though the top was one solid board, which is a matter of great Importance where a solid type-wnting table is required.' Is o operator can do good work on a shaky table. Lastly, The cabinet isa splendid piece of cabinet wori:. We manufacture theni in Walnut, Antique Oak, Natural Oak, Natural Cherry, Cherry imitation, liM. '-any und Ash. , ,jjn:s wanted to sell these cabinets, and where we havi7;:o agencies established we will sell direct from ' rur v.oil.'saE wholesale prices. . h'reos all cjiiinninicationr. to ti. j. RGLLf7!"! DH OF PURE GOD LIVER OIL and HYPOPHOSPHITES Almost as Palatable as Milk. So dlagnlaad that it can be taken, dlgeattd, and aaalmllated by the moat aenaitive stomach, when the plain oil cannot be tolerated; and by the com bination of the oil with the hypophoa phitea ia much, more emcaciona. Eennrkable as a flesh producer. Persons gain rapidly virile taking lb SCOTT'S EMULSION is acknowledged by Physicians to be the Finest and Best prepa ration in the world for the relief and cure of CONSUMPTION, SCROFULA, GENERAL. DEBILITY, WASTING DiSEASSS, EWIAC'ATION, COLDS and CHROSIC COUGHS. Tht great remtrlt for Oomumpaan, and Wasting in Children. SM bf tUl Druggists. TrytheCure a m Balm Clcanaes the ITasal Paasages. Al lay s IrLflamiiiation. Kealathe Sores. Bcstores the Sonses of Taste, Smell and Hearing. A particle Is applied into nclt nostril ".ail Is atKreenhlr. Price oOc. at Vrugmintm or by mail. ELY BiiOTEEIiS,56 WtrrenSL.New York. 88.; Solid nod Watch. SulUinr two. uniii ltty. Bnt wan h in UM world. 1 tcfltcl timkcrt)er. Wau- raatM. itAj soaa ju,j tliuntiDpCua. Butb Iidi's and genti aizta, with worki .and cisi of equal valuo. One Person in sck la- caitiV can aXcurt ma frta. tofttttaer with oar and al- uaolt in ot iionienoia Hanple. Tb-a iavroplM, aa wnl aa tha watch. w KD4 Vrp. aB after too faar ktvt tb-m la yocr hums for S montri and shown them to tboia w.io iiiy have called, tlirr becoma yaar own propertj. ThoM who urns at one can b aura of retinst tha Wratch nd Sunt i-l ou. fffw oil eipr, frtehr. etc. Adiiwat fttiGionali Horn. lurUiviidt MaiWa rrom b.OOO.OOOp'1'0' ' ' puribttobiii8Mda oftb. Ifrtm 1 and muet reliable hooaa. mad taej UM Ferry's Seeds D. M FERRY . DO. am acknoirl0dMl to ba uw Largest Seedsmen In th. world. D. H . Febbt a col Dlnstntd. DMertp. tiTCaod Piiead SEED ANNUAL For 11380 wni hm maiwi rire to mii ralicaiitav ftod to last mvr'a enttotoen Titikoat nrdawimr rfc. ittrata. ahl tbt, til KMnnawnn Cfirtiem. FvaUl or FUnrer Srtaj ' khoclil nnd letr it. AddtMl D- M. FERRY tV CO., Datroit, Hit. 1 Wlv1 Is. 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