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Catarrh Whether It l ol th noun, throat, stomach, btiwnla, ur iniift dullest organi, catarrh It alwayt dbllllallii and iliuuld Ufil fall of attention. It It a dlacharg from Hit mucous mem brant when kept in tint of Inflammation by an Impure, commonly scrofulous, con dlllon ol tba blood. Hood's Sarsaparilla Curt til forrot of catarrh, radically and permanently It rmoti tha cauM end overcomes all lb afloctt. Got Ilood't. Future Mandarin Wanted. Thru of Hlr ChiMittnm'a (Uiuiflitr are living, ami the eldiett, MImi Wun M4. Iium come to thin country with Jut fatht-r mid two kiiihU lirotluTt. There la n 1 It tin fittnlly Joke coiMut-ted 'with tho young woman' nutria, which ddcKii't ilHntrt, however, from the Mtiitciiu'iit thnt girl urn welcome in liitclllgvnt CIiIiuvki houmliulilM, Kt II. to tinvc future nuimliirlu about tin hoiiMo, there muM Ik hoytt. The llrxt child In Kir Chctung's houmdiolil wn it little Kill 'Hint whs n It tdumld he. Hi t tliu second wn a Shi, too, JiiHt for luck they limned the sec and Imhy Willi Mel, which mciiii "Change." Thnt It, Wun iimkiiim change mill Md mrnm the llntcL Tlwt wn a hint that the third Imhy sliouid I a hoy. Ktit tin' Murk flying almut Kwnng Twig Province didn't take the bint. The third and fourth children were girls, U. "Ho the laugh wan on us." said fh Jolly Kir Chentung at be fltilalu-d the atory of lilt daughter' nrtuie. lie ran aprtng a purely Yankev joke with Oriental gravity, and never inlaw an opitortunlty to 'do to. diaries A. Sol den. In Pearson's Magaslne. Old Man's Secret. Alpena, Mich., Kept. 6 (Special) Beventy-flv years of age bat kal and hearty la Mr. Jaiomt K. Pournler of thla place, and to thoa who atk tb octet of hi tplendld health La give the good advice "Um Dodd'a Kidney rni.M When aaked for bit reaton for ao trougly recommending the Oieat American Kidney Remedy, Mr. Foam ier related the following experience: "1 lecominend Dodd'a Kidney Pill hecaute they cuied tu of Diabetes. 1 suffered with my kidney for a long time and suffered terribly from those Urinary Trouble that are ao general among aged people, "Then I itarted to nae Dodd'a Kid ney I'lllt and eight bote of them cured my kUlneyt, regulated cay water and made me feel like a hearty young man." Dodd'a Kidney I'lllt make the old foci young because they make aound kldneyt. Hound kldneya mean health and health I tha other nam lor youth 111 Helping the Mlatater. Dara Wat your fair a eucceasi flora Yea, Indeed. Th minister bare cms to he grateful. "How much wtt mad" 'Nothing. The reoeipte wer leei than th eiprnaet. Hut tiitecn of lit got eu gaged, and the uilulaltr la to perforin tli ctrvuionU't. Confidence of Yoalhw "Now that you are through college," reintrkrd a friend of the youthful grid uale, "what next?" "1 ah ii 11 itutly medicine,' wat th grtve reply. "Hut Isn't that profession already over crowded?" akcd the friend, "Posiilily," answered tli graduate, conscious of hit iirlor knowledge, "but I propoMt to tickle It Jimt th taint, and those whe art already In th pruftaaloa VtiU bav to take their rh trices." After (nMm sad kma ant liambltr aal wiawr. Freak lea. grew rnaalblf . Idle Askerman Mr. Kuptat, the widower, baa beta married twelv Mane. Mia llopeaur Why irea't h awrry agala? all Apkermas Prebably h I pemlbeJ. Wentea a aUma Cenapaa loa. r-i iimiiii i 1 1 1 1 at ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine arter's Little Liver Pills. Muat Bsar Signature of 5m Paa-gsatila WrapMf Iteenr. (Terr hhH tetakv I M a a-f-tVfn lUAfVIUlo! nrmr li i m i in m IU5ACHL rii nzziRni. rm iiuostnn. ro Tinnnprti. FN lITtrATIf R. rot tAkiiv tin. rOITNCCDMniXlM Flirtation: Stella Did you buy a nobleman whll you wer abroad? Hell No; merely thopped. Ex "Tourem any It only take a cent to run hi auto a tulle." "I alwty wondered what the ccnt was for."- Cleveland i'laln Dealer. Maud I cut a fine flgura on Ilroad way yeaterdny. Nell You did? Maud Yet. I refuted to apeak to Mr. Tallormade. I'linceton Tiger. "The ruddlnglon are great on ttylo, aren't they?" "They have wo automo bile, have they?" "No, but they be long to a church Unit hit a enratu." Kxcliuiigo. No doubt about li: lie It ho a telf-muilii limn? She )h, yen; he apella ICngllth tint way It It pro nounced and pronounce" French the way It I tpelled. Judge. Madge What mukra you think that handMoine mualc teucher It mercen ary? Marjorle lie charge Dolly'a father two dollar an hour for making love to her. Town Topic. I've got no un for the man who j liilxet bualneat with religion." "No; but aome of ut would be better for mixing a little religion with our bui neaa." Philadelphia Ledger. Patience That wat the alxtb time the' been married; and yet the looked nervout, didn't the? Pa trie Vet, poor girl; perhapt the'a afraid It will be ber lath Yonker Btateaman. Widow Wlxen Yet; Henry died quite reconciled. I wa at hi bedsid until th latt moment. Dumley (intan Ing to b compllinentury) Ah, that ac count for It Hoaton Tranacrlpt Mr. Oollgbtly Thl 1 my new tlity flredollar bathing drett, my dear. What do you think of It? 3o- llghtly Think you got let for your money than any on I ever knew. Town Topic. Mlttreea Mary, go to the door at once. Home one hn rung tnree time. Mary It'a all right, mum. It'i only that young feller at It matbrd on Mitt Maud. Yer needn't be afraid of hit goln" away In a hurry. A teacher giving letson on phytlcal force aaked, "Now, boy, can any of you tell me what force I It that movt people along the afreet?" He received from one of the boy the unexjiectoi anewet: "Pleate, lr, the police." "Papa," aald the romantic girl. "Percy Pink placed the atamp In the lower left corner of the envelop.. Doea that mean anything?" "Sure, grunted her practical pa. 'What doe It mean?" "Sllllnet." Chicago New. "I'll have you know, atrangcr, thnt 1 belong to Chicago," tald the Yankee, "Deed an' wha'd hae thocht It?" quoth the akeptlc Scot; "frae the wuy ye've been apeaklng I thocht Chicago belonged Uie you." CJlaagow hvenln 'lime. Ph hid ent off a telegram nnd tu wahlng for an answer. Suilileu'y the peculiar halting click of the reee:v Ing machine aounded In the ofltce. an J the mid to her companion: "Thnt a freta Gear re. I know; I can tell hla atuttarT T wre you'll take la th St lmt Wtr alfd Mr. Ftitylate. "Ne, ietlt4 Mat Patlanc Conn, makltig a aaTeM to iTe a ywn. "Well, h etlird, "1 elmply mutt ga Ok. iaite e? It l lat. Uai't It - ' i . . . . . Pat a glad y ealMd." PMlaMphaa Pteat), 1 kM Wa t'4." remarked a H kwrrt Ik i.v, "Wat y mi aw OvVai n). Waal w t aaaM "1 pwaaa, auk-tar," ta aavtiva. V y im aa Bai vut ia ywa ai Oaufther take gt. you'd be gmia' aarty twy, I." Cklos TaiVwae. "ftiat' my latt eanvaa," aald li'Anker: "I tart4 that all ma taw age. Too , oaa .vt I paint away taNiav.fMrfal.ataiwrtM-uly, wWl a r tort I -af paint at all. " " rCrHrk; "a palled aa f t etker day." Plla dabakiU rm. Km awaoefHifcl t tillage: . Ma. IkMe C. yea; ome if tk war few, ecdaaiv Rm peotde tay tkat Uhlcag lin t cultivated. Mr. I-ako-Ide Il'mphl All the city It except rh aoath part, and that' too inarahy, Th land ain't worth cultivating." Itaooktya Ufe. "Hivea't ywu got t typewriter girl tetr "N, 1 haven't leu ahl ro Bn en wlftk Bark red hair." "k7h? What la M li.hatr "Wall, when 1 tarry leaf Dale hwn froia tba ufBc kerwafter, I waat tbm te U th aauii abaA aa.mf wltV'." Catholic FtUal ard im Time. Raweaa Wher dM yon tay fi THE KMG OF BLOOD PURIFIERS Na remedr ever ret (Uncovered has met with och popular favor at S. S. S. The people everywhere indorae it, nl thera are few home where S. S. S. for the blood it not known and ued. It it tuperior in many wayt to the ordi nary blood medicinea. In the first place S. S. S. it a guaranteed ourelv vegetable compound, made exclusively of medicinal rooti selected for their wonderful purifying and tonic propertie that act upon the blood, purging it of impuritict and restoring it to a healthy. natural condition. At the tame lime, unaer us ionic eiiecis me gen eral system improves, the sluggish organt are toned up, and renewed strength and vigor and better health is the result. No bad after-effects follow the use of S. S. S., as so often happens with blood medicines containing strong minerals, which derange the stomach and digestion and in other ways damage the system. For diseases of the blood, such as Chronic Sores, Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Boils and Pim- v..o. mm a me tv nin Pcl Eczema, Tetter, ALWAT8 KEEPS S. 8. 8. Oil HAND. 1 , n ' Montloello, Ark., May 21, 1003. ",B""' "u "U'Cr O.ntlement-ror about twelve year. I h.v troubles due to impure or bea oalnr your 8. 8. 8. a a household remedy, bad condition of the Mood, I bav taken It aa a tonlo and appetlaer, ana le- no remedy acts SO promptly ll.vetb.r 1 none better. I have ed U for my and thorough)y ag g g g hlldra at varlou timet for little akin eruption, t j . j boll, and pol.onaeau.ed by playing with weed.. reaches deep-seated, 8. B.B.I, my atandard, never mind what 1 th long-standing cases, upon m attar. If I u. a bottle of 8. 8. 8. It tonea up the which the ordinary potash yttem, ol.ao.ee th. blood and make m well and garsaparilla compounds rain. Aa an all-round family medicine I eonaldor . ' r B. 8. 8. the beat remedy of the kind that have I have no effect. Even where ev.rue.d, and generally keep It on hand aa a ram- there is an hereditary lly remedy. . MHS. V. 0. WHXTTINOTON. predigpogition tQ S. S. S will search out and remove from the blood the fixed poison and build up the health ; it enriches and purifies weak, thin blood and stim ulate! the circulation. Pure blood it essential to health. You can exist without good blood, but can never be robust and strong; for every organ, tissue and nerve in the body looks to the blood for nourishment. and unlest thit vital lluid it kept in a pure, Healthy state, the rest ol the body suffers and the system soon breaks down. Nature has pro vided in S. S. S. a remedy for diseases of the blood which long experience and a thorough test have proven superior to all others, and the acknowledged " King ot ISlooa runners. OUR MEDICAL DEPARTMENT, in chargv. of graduated physicians, it an important part of our business, maintained for the benefit of those who need advice or special information in regard to their case. Write Ot, and our physicians will advise you without charge. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CAa IKSB3ft0OCTOHa Retort Conrteoaa. Say, why don't you keep yore host out uv toy com?" atked Bilat Harix, ngrlly. "Why don t yew keep yore com out nv my bogi?" queried Hiram Oatcake, calm- Motberawlll And Mra. Wlntlow'i Boothlnr Ryrup tha bail remedy to at tor their children durlog the tetthlug period. Willing to OblU. No malaria about here, I auppote," tald the prospective tuminer boarder. Not enny, replied the rural landlord. We ain't never had no call fer it; but thar't enny tew be bad deown tew th' ilia tew I recken es heow we'll git it fer you. . .attiaa ma,a"wjL tit?, 1 rtneaty TtwUtMvAw,tM CURE SICK HEADACHE. wi tuati WMiat ait liti mil. rj LJ Baal Uaa lfnik Taaias U4. Ut. K1 rl in '"'a- ii.. Tr cmrht theae lovely flth? IlHert h I didritr bava a tlte; a fellow alttin neat t ro can grit the a faat a could Dull them In, and I gnve hint Bfty eenta for them. Itowena Htip.'rt, da yoo feel well? You are getting to good you act re me. "If curtou that women are never great poet or niualclan," aald M Meekton. "What did ymi ayr aake hi wtf. "I wai. merely remarking that women are tow acntlhlo to iiiu der their energtea on poetry and muale to th extent that sum men do." POSITIONS GUARANTEED. $.'.,000 forfeit placed with a National Bank to make good any failure on our pari. Catalog u Ire Writ, today. Boutol Dutlnoam College Tmootnm, Wmmh. Columbia T Break la Nw Shoe. Alwara ahak. In Allen't Foot-Eaae. a powder. Itearaa hot, awaatlna, arhln. awollca (Mt. urai oorna. Inirowiua nail, and btinmna. At all dru.al.ta and abew atorea, IV Ikon't KMpt anyiulxllliit. Hampl. aaalled FREg. Addraaa Alien S. Olmated. U Ror. N. Y. Collegiate, Prepara tory, Commercial and UniirAwUti Grammar Grade (JillVCi Jllj Cour.es. Boarding school for young men and boy Box 322 University Park Sutioi, Portland, Ore. Apply lor Catalogue. PRICES THAT TALK. Beat ralranlied atandard wmuht Iron tilna Inch. IVtK) per luu la -t. Brat galvanized atandard wrought Iron pipe. 1 Inch. . per liJ fct. All atm In black and galraniied pip. at loweat market prices. na pumpa r.oliT one liarrel per minute, i. Kubbcr, leather and ranvaa Lolilnr, boae and paoln at whole..' prtr. Write u lor jour want. in me machinery line, imiration plants anerlaliT. Kclaraoa Machlnsrr Ce., Port- htnd, Oragmu Cane and EfTecl, "Green applet," remarked the mm who had been reading the scientific page a comic almanac, ar. laid to be aa , excellent cholera preventive." Uuphi that'i right," rejoined the drug clerk. "Anyway, It'i a ttte bet that pertont who die from eating green applet ill never be troubled with cholera.' CASTOR I A lor Infants and Children. Tba Kind You Have Always Bought Aiers For the Complexion. Orange eaten before breatfast have a wonderfully beautifying effect on the complexion, and can do no barm if eaten In mod eration. Hot Water Drinkers. If you need to drink hot water pour It from one Jug to another a few time. Thl will prate it, and remove that flat, Insipid taste so objectionable. The Midday Ket Don't neglect the ten minutes' rest during the day, with the feet raised. It gives the whole body great senoe of repose, and works wonder in smoothing out the lines on the face. To Relieve Earache. A very good remedy for relieving earache Is to fill little bag of soft flannel with Halt, and make this very hot In the oven. Test It against your cheek to make sure It is not too hot, and then app!y to the aching ear. A Sure Cure for Kauai Catarrh. Disolve a teaspoonful of boracic acid powder and a aaltspoonful of salt In half a pint of boiling water. Use about three times a day, lukewarm, by pour ing a little Into the palm of the hand and drawing through the nottril. Cur for Influenza. It I not gen erally known that equal parte of new milk and lime water .constitute one. of the beat cure for Influenza (urpaaa- lng whisky, which i so much used), and In cases wher there Is fever tin white of a raw egg will not only strengthen the patient, but will aooUie the pain. Do not give the yolk, aa that would Increase the fever. mat Tired feeling. If you nre over tired "too tired to sleep," as we sometimes say bathe the neck and temple with hot water. Bathe the back of the neck particularly, ThU aeems to relax the muscle and the veins that supply the brain with blood. Lie down to sleep with peace, for 11 will come surely. The tame treatment will wonderfully refresh during the day. A headache may often be re lleved, even cured, by hot application to the back of the neck. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral quiets tickling throats, hack ing coughs, pain in the lungs. It relieves congestion, sub- Cherry Pectoral dues inflammation. It heals, strengthens. Your doctor will explain this to you. He knows all about this cough medicine. Wa haa aaad A tar's Cherry Pectoral In aar family for 81 yours for throat and Inn troubles, and w. think nomerilclna aqosls It." Mas. A. fOHKaor, Applatoa, Minn. ak..ae..ftM. All rtmctnt.. for i.e. Avait 00., Weak Throats Ayer's Pills greatly aid recovery. . Purely vegetable, gently laxative., Not an Kxception. Baphead Ho youh-aw done think the clotlu-t make the-aw-man, Mia Caut- tique? Mint Canatiqne Well, they certainly 1 didn't in your case, at least Permanently Oarao. iro fitter narroiMnaai i artsrflrstday'anseorDT.KIIne'aOfMtMere. . orer. tend forFreaSatrlalbnttleandtraatlsi. . a. H. kilos. 1M..HV Area HU Philadelphia, pa, ' Originality 1 limply a pair of fresh ' eyes. T. W. Higgiuson. Pino t Core ft a remedy for cough, colds 1 and consumption. Try it. Fric 26 oenta, t Btaruggiita. One Man' Observation. , Greening I read a paragraph la a medical Journal the other day to the effect that people who Bleep with their mouths cloned live longest Do yoo ' believe It? ! Browning I have no reason to doubt ' it It is a well-known fact that people , who keep their mouths shut while , awake manage to dodge a Job lot ot worry and trouble. ! Deafnesa Cannot B Cared by loeal applications at they cannot reach tba , diseased portion of the ear. There la only oaa . way to enr dea.neaa, and that la bv eonatltn-1 tlonal remedies, lieafneaa it eautea by an In- flamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tab la inflamed too have a rambling sound or imperfect hear- ' 1 wnen ix is entireiv Closed, iieaioess ia the ret nit, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and thla tube rentoted to it normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; ami cases out 01 ten are cauaea dt vaiarrn. which la nothing but an inflamed condition ol the-mucous surfaces. .. .. He will civ One Hundred Dollar for any eaae 01 iMamrss icausea ny eatarrn mat can not be cured by H all I eatarrn cure. BUY Bears th 81uaUtr Anttea Chawthtrlala it 41 year aid. but hetatyt no inclination for matrimony. Ilia father. Joseph t'keaibtrlulu, hat luaartad thrat tuna. FROM YOUR DtZALESR Look After the Quiet Child. A child who 1 always quiet should be watched carefully, for It is quite an unnatural state of affairs, and shows that something Is wrong. Those who go much among the schools of the very poor know that It often mean lassi tude from want of proper nourish ment If it occurs in the children of the better off it shows that vitality ii low, and that for some reaton or en other the food Is not giving the strength It should do. circulars, free. r. i. tjn &.. 1 ai tu, Bold by Drug Ists, 75c. Hall's Family Hilt are the belt. Bend lot ' Toledo, 0. . 1 About one-third of the weight f aa egg ia solid nntrimeut. THE ETERNAL WOMAN. s. N. it. Na. J7-l4 WBRN vrrttins; to ad Tertlser sImh aaatlan thia papar. "DFD'NT HURT A IS WHAT THPY SAY BIT La. r.l;:'iU'i We aaa etaraat aa ar all yanr ti i with at harvln a aat, and fut fa new tae.h tha was Sbt If ymi eeaire. l Sar irim ef eaawa aad brldg work nupia, quioa ana pajinaxai. Tr. P. A. nitx tmoa will ss rharge nl our Hrsaham nflioR tray r-atnsday. The ilwtur Is a graduate an4 reatVlrred ad wt tjsrl eoafl )asU ritht. aftlrreaaeatlDt. indent that kt will treat th Oaea traala UH t urajs fawat t Pleat tima. t u - 1 aisa Ufc. W. A. WISE BROS., Dentist tQ""mWLMXSZJ& RUSSELL " TMRtHURS "CYCLONK" KNOINUS Writs fer Catalogue and Prices THE A. H. AVERILL MACHINERY CO. PORTLAND, OREQON. Yau Taa fwnnt Teur Chickens kefwr They Ar Half had I ('ft ATftAM lNC'CaATUR, KTry fartl ag you put lnl a Chaiham Incti bauir 111 eoaia out a huali hy, slu rdy ehlrt . 1 hat Is tha raaor lha Miatliain Inmilialor has xad tor Itanlf and Iht ( halham Bnieder will bring them up letter than tha aioet ainiherly haa. There is big money ta he asad In raising ehle.ent with a Chatham Incunator. The farmer who orer looks this hraiirh of kla bullosas Is neglecting one ef th arraiKst profit prnduaiag deirtinentaof hit larm. Tha I'ai'lflr Coast Is Bel producing enough chick rns to supply their owe wauls, chicken raising Is profitable. (M HOrrKR: We will sail you a Chatham In rulttor on tlm. It will msk many tlmea Its cost tn ttoii. Via par th freight. Wrli me for oar I nlque Catalog and tiaelul hint on poultry rais ing. Coats you nothing. Do it now. OEO. W. fOOTT Pmolllo OoMMt Agent Buu 499 AORAMHTO, OAU J r EL 12L' M f Ma & The Cry ot "Fare" U Dreaded. , . , A general agent can secure, control for thla I territory handling PYROCIDE, th dry chero- , leal Are extinguisher. Adopted by th World' fair and largest corporations. Blghettmerilt , Cost one tenth that of others. Manufartuied , by the WE8TERN FIRB APPLIANCB Inc., 91$ Market Street, San Francisco. CO., Canada is an Indian 'collection of hnts." word, meaning The best number of person to each bed is one. . f U0UOR-M0RPr1!NET03ACC0: - rot. ruu gAUTicuiAjtj was wrvTtLtyiwtTtTUTE.- f OJtTLNP,QaiC. "Can you see anything the matter 1th my thioat?" asked the woman who wa consulting the new lady phy sician. "Your throatT Goodness me!" ex claimed the lady doctor. "I had for gotten that. I was counting how many of yur Weth were filled with gold and how atany with amalgam." Trath Come Out. "My dear Miss Uladys," said old Bullyon, "I love you, dearly; but if nty suit Is uot agreeable to you, please any ae frankly and spare that ancient chestnut about blng a sitter to me." "I am very sorry, Mr. Bullyon," an swered the fair maid,' "but I do not love you well enough to pose as your sister. However, I have no objection to placing myself In a position to he come your widow at an early date." Consumption is four time frequent 1 in familie whose annual Income i let " than $300 aa It it in familie receiving more than $1.21)0. lnaaranoe In Hnaala. Io Russia the native Insurance com panies, who do the major portion of the eenntry'a butnew, insure the lives f aiagl women and widows, but at a higher rate than those of men, and married women are only accepted In case their husbands are also Insured. Inevitable. I.awton Hick married hla Ideal wemta, Dawtou roor nicks! To think that all hla dearest Illusions should be shut tered! eomerville Journal, Coat of Running Gotham. It will coat only a little more 1100,000,000 to run th city of York this year. than New Many a man wants to deliver a Swift Kick, and Is not certain of hJs ability to deliver It ay ' i io.m.'J mm Mrs. Hughson, o! Chicago,8 whose letter follows, is another woman In high position whoowes her health to the use of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. "DcaxMrs. Pirkbam: I tuffored for aeveral years with general weakness and bearing-down palne, caused by womb trouble. My appetite waa poor, and I would lie awake for hours, and could not aleep, until I aeemed mors weary in the morning than when I re tired. After reading one of your adver tlaementa I decided to try the merits) of Lydla, K. Pinkham's Vegetablo Compound, and 1 am ao glad 1 did. No one can describe the good it did me. 1 took three bottle faithfully, and be aidea building up my general health, It drove all disease ana poison out of my body, and made me feel a spry and active aa a young girl. Mra. Pinkham's medicines are certainly all they ar claimed to be." Mas. M. E. nuQusoif, MT East Ohio St, Chicago, 111. gaooo forfait If trlglnal f ease fetter arvaaf geaafa. aa aunf traetucee. More than a million women have re- rained health by the une of Lydla P.. Mnkham'sVegetableCompound. If the allghtest trouble appears) which you do not understand write to Mra. Plnkham, at Lynn, Masn for her advice, and a few timelV words from her will ahow you the right thins: to do. Thl advice cottta you nothing, but It rnitr nieau life or happiness OM Wiahlugtoa Star.