Heppner times., July 21, 1904, Image 3

Scrofula
Makes its presence known
by many signs, glandular
tumors, bunches in the neck,
cutaneous eruptions, in
flamed eyelids, sore cars,
catarrh and wastingliscases.
Hood'sSarsaparilla
Effects permanent cures.
An Author Pensioned.
Two Ilrltlsh author are at present
In tli public eye on account of poit
loii tluy are receiving. Joseph Con
rad ha l,r(M) from (lie lli-Ulsli Ho
doty of Author, which jtoncroHlty la
explained by the fact that the au
thor, whoio writing are among those
In greatest demand by the publisher
today, yet seems to have dllllculty In
providing for hi dally want, ayt
tho Now York tllohe. 'i'be Immediate
reason for tho pension, moreover, wa
the accidental buriilnjf of a manu
crlpt, which catastrnpho o depressed
Mr. Conrad Hint hi friend thought
It wl to relieve IiImk from the ne
cessity of anything to htimdruni and
sordid a looking out for hi bread and
butter.
The case of Conrad can hardly fall
to recall that Of Ciirtyle, who, when
Mill brought the disastrous new of
the detriictlon of a complete book of
the "Revolution," spent the evening In
attempting to cheer the culprit and
then act about the rewriting.
01 Wide Interest.
firecd, VI., July 18 Special
Charles Y. I'elerHon, Justice o( the
Peace for Oconto Co., ha delivered a
Judgment that In of intereiit to the
whole United State. Put briefly, that
judgment In, "Dodd's Kidney rills aie
tho bct Kidney medicine on the
market today."
And Mr. Peterson give bis reason
for thla Judgment. He tny: "Ijint
winter I had an aching pain In my
Iwu-k which troubled me very much
In the morning I could hardly straight
en my back. I did not know what it
wa but an advertisement led me to try
Dodd's Kidney Pill. After taking one
box I can only lay they have done moro
lor me than expected a I leel a well
now a ever I did before.
Pain In the back ia one of the first
ay in idoim of Kidney disrnse. If not
cured by Dodd'i Kidney Pill it ma
develop into ISright'a Disease, Dia
lietea, lihenniRtisiii or ome of the
other deadly form of Kidney Diaeaae
Think Hon p Injurious.
An English writer assert that tli
English people have greatly deterior
ated physically because of the too fre
quent use of son p. The English he
aya, are too clean. The Creator gnvt
u a natural oil to protect the kln and
make It nipple, and we pns our Mm
removing thl oil with oap. In con
sequence, we are more vulnerable to
cold, to rhcuinatlHin. and to all aorta
of disease. Soap open the pore of
the akin, and disease enter with ease.
tat tffi fM i-.-SN
A
Ayers
Her Private Opinion.
"No, ma'am," aald the hobo who wa
figuring on a handout, "I ain't no
reg'lar tramp. I wua a sailor fret
year ergo, but me ship got wreckt au'
I wua washed ashore."
"And If a afe bet. retorted th
unsympathetic female, "that you ain't
been washed since."
Reporter Semi tor llllklns ha bo-
utely nothing to say. Kdltor Well,
boll It down. Wt are terribly crowded
to-night. Puck.
Brown 1 Smith the bos over at
d house? Jones Mrs. Smith say hi
Isn't, but 1 take notice he pick out oil
the new wall paper. Cincinnati Tribune,
Mr. 11m ldtty -Is your chauffeur a
afe man to ride with? Mr. Knot
Slow Why, certainly J No policeman
has succeeded In catching blm yet
Town Topic.
Mr. Chugwater Joshih, where 1
there such a thing a a laundry trust?
Mr. Chugwater Where? What do
you suppose the Klatlron Building lu
New York I for?
"Arthur, dear, don't you think It'
rather extravagant of you to eat butter
with that .delldoui Jam?" "No, love;
economical. Same piece of bread doe
for both." Tit Hit.
Magistrate (sternly) Didn't I tell
ou the last time you were here I never
wanted you to come before me again?
Prisoner Yes, lr, but I couldn't mnke
the policeman bel'evo It. New Yorker,
"Are you at all familiar with
Plato?" asked Mr. Oldcastle. "No,
that' one thing Jaixlab always blame
me for. lie cays I never make r.ul
close friends with anybody." Phila
delphia ledger.
After a more aevere reproof than
usual, little Hostile, who 1 extraordin
arily sensitive, thought (111. gently for a
minute, and then said; "Mamma, Isn't
there any way a child can get a dl
vorce from It parents?"
"Some scientists." began Mr. Gay,
significantly, "consider khlng diinger-
oua. Do you?" "Well." replied Miss
Smart, "I think It would be for you.
My big brother. Is within call." Ex
change,
Fair Paengcr I've paid my fare
once. Why do you ask for It again?
Conductor- I beg pardon, lady, but
you look so much prettier every time
I pass through that I thought you
were another passenger. Chicago
New .
Farmer Hoptoad I dunno a them
city folks is so lazy, after all. Karmor
Trefrog How's that, Hiram? Farmer
Hoptoad One of the clerks at that
hotel where 1 put up wua up ahead of
me every nioruln', try to beat him a
would! Philadelphia Pre.
"When young feller begin a -court
In'," aald Farmer Halcede, "thry Jest
gits eray, an' thet thar boy Jim o'
mlue ain't no exception." "What- Jim
bin a-doln'?" asked Farmer Soanrecp.
'Hanged If he dldu't go inter town
yesterd'y an' spend a bull sixpence fur
teeth brush!"
"Ye," ald the "TxtBrdlng-school
teacher, "1 think that Is a model letter
for you to write your fiance. But of
course you will cony it, leaving out
those numerou spaces?" "Oh, de.ir,
no!" replied the girl. "Those are for
dearest.1 1 have It on a rubber
stamp." Detroit rree Press.
Mr. Phoxy I wa going to ask you
to try thl little trick. .Multiply too
reara of lour aire by three, subtract
Losing your hair? Coming
out by the combful? And
doing nothing? No sense in
that! Why don't you use
Ayer's Hair Vigor and
Hair Vigor
promptly stop the falling?
Your hair will begin to grow,
too, and all dandruff will dis
appear. Could you reason
ably expect anything better?
Tor' llslr VIor to s raat with
fniiini
i.....fi
II rlglil."- W. C. Luusuus, Uudaar, C.I.
ft Off s tuttU.
All rtrnrirlaM.
Vlt hair ami fnllIlK out r? tmdlf. Imt
Ilia Hair VIor ti-i'l It and now rot lialr to
for
I, i Wll, Mm
Thin Hair
The case o! Miss Frankic
Orscr, of Boston, Mass., is In
teresting to all women.
Dkab Mm. PisanABt: I Buffered
misery for several year. Myback ached
and 1 had bearing-down pain, and fre
quent headache. I would often wake
from a restful sleen in such pain and
misery that It would be hour before
1 could close my eye again. I dreaded
tl, InniT ntirhta and wear davs. I
could do no work. I consulted differ
ent nhvslcian honinir to ret relief.
but. Undine- that their medicine did
riot cure me, I tried I.ydla 1m I'lnk
lium'a Vcgetiiblo Compound, a
It was highly rocominmided to me. 1 am
plad that I did so, for I anon found
I..L It wua Dim mrdlclna for ml case.
Very soon I was rid of every ache and
Fain and restored to perfect health,
feel snlendtd. have a fine appetite,
and have gained la weight a lot."
Mis 1'fUNKia UltacR, it warren von
Kt., Boston, Mn.. $nooo forfait ifltMi
f sbom IHtr prosing ftnulnmu taimat prv
dm.
Hiiroljr you onnnot ttIhIi to ro
mnln wcak.alck anl llscttiiriKCl,
bikI cxlmutMl with rarh lity'
work. Homo Ucramrcmcnt of the
feminine organs In responsible
for this exliaustlon, follow Inir
may klnti of work or effort.
I.ytlla 12. rinklinm'i Voeetablo
Compound will lnlp you Juat a
It hot thousand of otacr women.
Iluasia'a Awakenlna;.
In HukmIii It Is the government only
that sleep. The people are uwake
and aittlr, say the author of "Greater
UiiNsiu." They are making new de
mand and feeling a new freedom
which is apparent every day in tho
absence of the former rigid repres
sion, and In the frcjuciit Indulgence lu
license that Is miscalled liberty.
One will Hometiuie see on the pal
ace quay at ht. reierwiurg a line or
people waiting for the steamer to take
them to the IkIiiiiUk. Along come
some high oldclal who, Inatead of
awaiting his turn, drive to the bead
of the line and crowd In ahead of
the other. Formerly such an occur
rence would have been received In
alienee a a mutter of course, but now
the people hiss and denounce the olli-
a I, and police do not Interfere.
If a street car Is delayed for a con
nection at some transfer station, the
luiMHengera often become riotous and
demand tnelr fare back, or beglu to
pound on the floor and even break
windows until the police make the
driver go ahead without waiting for
the other car; and he la not allowed
to stop again until he reaches bis
destination.
If au olllcer remonstrate with a
street car conductor for lack of cour
tesy to a passenger the crowd will at
once lmeriere, ami even uie onemieu
passenger turn on him. The officer
tidd to give ins orders to soldier
who hnve to oliey, not to free men
who do not, and not to Interfere be
tweeu men who are as good a he I.
These are trifling things lu them
selves, says the traveler, but to one
who ha long known Hussla they are
startling signs of a uvw spirit of
freedom.
riTO Prmsnntiy lurwi. ffo nuor n.rroutMal
I Id anrartdy'au.nrlr.Kltne'aOrlrrs
ator.r. H.nd for KrA trial boitl.and Irsallaat
Dr. n. u. Kim.. i.M..i: Area at., rtiiiad.ipais, r
Fifty Men and One Elephant.
Interesting tests were made re
cently In the Mitdlsou Square Garden,
New York, to determine the respective
pulling power of horses, men and ele
phants. Two horses, weighlug 1,000
pounds each, together pulled 3.700
pounds, or .": pounds more than their
j MOSTTHRIFTY OF NATION.
L'nltffd I tales (iurtrnmcnt Eiptnae
j BmallMt fer C'apl a.
I The expenditure of the United
Ktatu government are much less In
proportion to population than those of
many other of the leading nation of
the world. Tbl fact I shown by a
i statement just published by the De
partment of Commerce and Labor,
. through Its bureau of statistic, show
ing the population, revenue, expendi
ture and Indebtedness of the princi
pal countries of the world. It show
that while the expenditure of the
United Htatea, with 80,000,000 people,
I iU0,000,oig), that of the United
Kingdom, with It 42,0)0,000 people,
I I8U8.OO0.0OO; that of France, with
30,000,000 people, I $1UG,000,000; that
of Germany, with 68,000,000 people,
$5&3,0O0,OOO; while In practically every
country, aside from China and India,
with their enormous population, the
per capita of government expenditure
1 greater than In the United State.
Even In the case of Russia, wltii it
population of 141,000,000. "the per cap
ita of government expenditure t
about the same a that of the United
fit ate. While it 1 true that a larger
proportion of public expenditure I
borne by atnte and local government
in the United State than In many of
the more centralized governments of
Kurope, these figure of the relative
national expenditure of the various
KovernmeiiU are lit least Interesting at
the present time.
The table put the population of the
United State at 80,372,000, the gov
ernment expenditure in 1903 at I04O,
2.12,000 and the per capita expenditure
I7.P7. The per capita government ex
penditure of Canada 1 given at $9.30,
the German Krnplre f'J.45, Italy 10.97,
Austria-Hungary $14.27, Belgium
$17.40. France $17.94, the United
Kingdom $21.30 and Australia $37.69.
Kusala's annual expenditure I put,
for the la teat available year, at $1,116,-
095,000, a against $U4,883,000 In the
United States; but the fact that Rus
sia' population Is given a 141,000,000
bring the per capita expenditure to
! about the figure shown by the United
State.
tiroeie
Eating Ulcers
ores
A Constant Drain
Upon the System.
Nothing is a source of to much trouble as an old sore or ulcer, par"
ticularly when located uponthe lower extremities where the circulat ion
it weak and lufrgih. A gangrenou eating ulcer upon the leg is a
frightful sight, and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the
tissues beneath and the sore continues to spread, one can almost see the
flesh melting away and feel the strength going out with the sick
ening discharges. Great running sores and deep offensive ulcers often
develop from a simple boil, swollen gland, bruise or pimple, and are
a threatening danger always, because while all such sores are not can
cerous, a great many are, and this should make you suspicious of all
chronic, slow-healing ulcers and sores, particularly if cancer runs in
I your family. Face sores are common and cause the greatest annoy.
ance because they are so Wheeling, w. Vs., My 28, 1803.
persistent and unsightly Bom-yw,M.owhiUatwork,lfeiloTratncli
and detract SO much from and erely injarad both of my stains. My blood
, . became poisoned as a result, and the doator told
one S personal appearance. mt x woai4 naT- running ores for life, and that
Middle aged and old peo- If they eloaad up the result would be fatal. Un
. .. i t.i.j dar thla disoouraarinc report I left off their treat-
pie ana inose wnosc uioou Md resorwd to the nsa of 8. 8. S. Ita effect.
is contaminated and taint were prompt and g-ratifyinsr.
THE PRIDE Of THE ZOO.
A dainty little girl In pale blue
frock, her golden hair prettily tossed
by the wind, seated on the broad back
of a rhinoceros Is the most lnt( resting
picture to greet the eye of the visitor
who I abeudlng an afternoon at the
Berlin eoo. Little Vellchen, or Violet
therllmlnutive lady who ha uceoeded
In taming one of the moat Intractable
of beasts, la the daughter of Keeper
Schwartzen. of the animal house at
the zoo, and although she can count
It took only a short
. :.i .1 . i while lor the medicine to cure npiueoores, ana 1
ed with the germs ana poi- ,m not dMd M th dootor intimated I would b.
son Of malaria Or Some pre- neither have the sores eyer broken out a-ain,anx
. . , ., f. e some 12 years hare elapsed since what I hare de-
TlOUB sickness, are the chief scribed occurred.
sufferers from chronic sore. - ,fc,wh v'JL"- TVm'
and ulcers. While the
blood remains in an unhealthy polluted condition, and the sore will
continue to crow and spread in spite of washes and salves, tor the sore
is ihe outward sign of some constitutional disorder, a bad condition of
the blood and system, which local remedies cannot cure. A blood pu
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quicken the circulation and invigorate the constitution, and fc. . .
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all tne impurities ana poisons, ana grad
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when the blood has been purified the .
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contains no mineral or poisonous drugs
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The Downtrodden.
"Remember," said the man with the
red face and angry eyes, "the worm
will turn."
"JXeW" answered the cold-blooded
citizen, "let blin. About all the com
fort the average worm gets Is a chance
to wriggle." Washington Star.
combined weight. One elephant, weigh-
twenty-one from the total and what's V1- P'''K P'"' . PuntU.
a in.. .-.. Y..U -I,,,,,!,! or 3.2.VJ pounds less than his weight
Fifty meu, aggregating about 7,500
Hl CMlfe Ml SI A U 1 1 U MU .' 1
1IJ Saat Unn 1"v- ' m Uae V1
f7 In lima. "l't hr rtrnaifl.t. ,!
the answer? Miss Kute lou should
b able to guess the answer at once,
Mr. rhoxy What I It? Mis Kut
None of your business. rhlladelphla
I'res.
The honest man (to theater door ten
rtvn I see that you have ign lu me
lobby tavlnit that ticket bought of
speculator will not be accepted. Now,
1 want to Inform you that I bought
my ticket of a speculator. I)oor Ten
der (with a sickly mlle) Say, you re
former alve me a pain In the solar
plexus! O'wan In! F.xehange.
Edgar had been aked to write a
compoaltlon about the camel. This I
what he evolved: "The camel ha four
tomachs. aud can go four week with
out feedlmr them, remembering the
week by counting the stomach be hap
uens to be using at the time; and so,
coming In out of the neia once a
month, a regular a a clock, for his
breakfast, which I mostly water.
They had been talking a they
walked. She had remarked pareit
thetically: "Oh, It mut be terrlblo to
a man to be rejected by a woman.
"Indeed It must." waa hi response,
Then after a while, with sympathetic
dlslngenuousness, she exclaimed: "I
don't think that I could ever have th
heart to do It." And there came a
silence between thein as be thought It
over. Tit Bit.
In a small village In lorkshire an
old laborer once went Into a neigh
bor's cottage. In the comer of the
little kitchen stood a grandfather
clock, on the dial of which wa the
customary figure of an old man holding
a scythe, and aliove was th time-worn
Inscription. "Tempu fuglt." I-ooklng
wisely up at tho clock, the old man
said to th owner: "Aye, tempu
fuglt! Pnmo man a made our, I set-!"
Tit mt,
General "flill" Pher'dnn wa at one
time aaked at what little incident did
be laugh th most. "Well," he said,
"I do not know, but I always lauuh
when I ttilnk of the Irishman and the
mule. I wa riding down the line one
day, when I aw an Irlshma
on a mule which wa klckl
rather freely. The mule flna
hoof caught In the stirrup, when, In
the excitement, the Irishman remark
rd: " 'Well. Iiegorrah, If ye're goln' to
cot on. OI'll get off!' ".New York
Tribune
pounds In weight, pulled 8,750 pounds,
or Just as much as the single elephant
Hut, like the horses, they pulled more
tli n n their own weight. One hundred
men pulled 12,000 pound.
Failed to Hear Her.
'It I said." remarked the moral-
lzer, "that fortune knocks once at ev
ery man' door?"
'I guess the old girl forgot to remove
her glove when she knocked at mine,"
rrjclned the demoralizer.
One More Crash to Come.
"A traveling man stopped at a hotel
at Montlcello. The proprietor told him
be could not lodge him not a room In
the house," said a commercial traveler.
"The traveling man protested. He
must havo a room. Finally the proprie
tor told him there wa a room, a little
room separated by a thin partition
from a nervous man who bad lived In
the house for ten years.
"'He is so nervous,' said the land
lord, 'I don't dare put anyone in that
room. The least noise might give Dim
a nervous suell that would endanger By Elimination.
hi life.' ne day as Fat baited at the top of
" 'Oh, give me a room,' said the trav- the river bauk, a man, famous for his
eler. 'I'll be so quiet he'll not know Inquisitive mind, stopped and asked:
I'm there. "How long have you hauled water
"Well, the room wa given the tray- for the village, my good man?"
xm years, sot. .-
'Ah! How many load do you take
ft day?"
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with meaiiH tn M-etire a HuntiicM Ktiui-aJion
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BUY
but seven suinmars, her fame ha gone
far abroad.
For every one else In tho world, not
excluding hi keeper, the huge thick
skinned animal la one of the ugliest
and cross et members of the xoo fam
ily. But the moment little Vellchen
appears on the scene the great monater
becomes a mild and docile as a lamb
and tries by the most absurd ambling
and twisting of hi ungainly body to
expnes the pleasure that her dainty
presence affords him. But the hap
piest hour of the big beast's day comes
when hi fragile little mistress I lift
ed to his huge back for their after
noon amble through the. park. He Is
quite a picture of conteutment, and
not even the ugly tusk that adorn bis
upper Up I able entirely to destroy hi
air of satisfaction.
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A SPREADING FASHION.
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If hat and veils get much bigger,
what about the man In the middle?
I'uneh.
eler. He slipped in noiselessly and
begau to disrobe. He took off od
article of clothing after another a
quietly as a burglar. At last he cam
to bis shoes. He unlactd a shoe una
then, manlike, dropped It.
The shoe fell to the floor wltb
great noise. The offending traveler,
horrified at what he bad done, waited
to hdar from the nervous man. Not
sound. He took off the second shoe
and pluced It noiselessly upon the floor.
Then In absolute silence he finished un
dressing aud crawled between the
sheets.
Half an hour went by. ne had
dropped into a dose when there came
a tremendous knocking on the parti
tion. The traveler sat up In bed, trem
bling aud dismayed. 'Whn wha
what's the matter?' he asked. Then
came the voice of the nervous man:
Blame you! Drop that other
shoe!'" Indianapolis News.
In
"From tin to fifteen, or."
"Ah, yes! Now, I have a problem
for you. How much water, at this rate,
bare you hauled In all, sir?"
The driver of the watering cart Jerk
ed his thumb backward toward the
river and replied, "All the wather you
don't see there now, sor."
For coughs and colds there 1 no better
medicine than Piso's Cure for Consump
tion. Price 25 cents.
A Knock-Down Argument.
Skeptic You have given me maDy
messages from departed frieuds, but not
one of them has told me anything I
didn't know.
Medium (with dignity) I would have
you understand, sir, that the spirits of
the dead have something better to do
than to come back to earth aud teach
school.
$100 Reward, $100.
The readers of this caper will be pleased to
learn that there ia at least one dreaded disease
mat science has been able to cure in all in ,
lanes, and mat is I aiarrn. nail a (.aiarru
Cure is the only positive cure known to the
medical fraternity, t'atarrn being a conititu-
tioual dleane, requires a consuiuuonai irrat-
ment. Hall's Catarrh cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the lilood and mucous
uriaces o( the aytutm, thereby destroying the
foundation of the diseane, and Kivtng- the pa
tient strength by building up the constitution
and assisting nature in doing; its work. The
proprietors nave ao mucn laun in lie curative
iiowera mat tney oner uue iiuuureu iouma
!or any case that it fails to cure, bend for liat
of testimonials. , ,
Address. Y. 1. cllfc.Mil A cu., loieao, v.
Bold by druggists, 75c,
Hall's f amily fills i
are th be it.
Ilia Only Kefitite.
It wn a well-dressed young man,
with a and, faraway look In his eyes,
that stood on the steps as the lady
opened the door.
"Excuse me, madam," he said, as he
lifted hi hut, "but could you direct
me to the Home for the Friendless?"
"Do you mean to say that you are
set king It a a refuge?" she asked in
urpriae.
"I am, madam," he replied. "I am
a baseball umpire." Chicago Dally
NiWh.
Mothers will And Mrs. Winslows's Soothing
Syrup the beat remedy to me lor their cMldrea
during the teething period..
On the Other Hand. T
"Of course," remarked the rery
young man who knows It all, "a worn
an' 'no' always mean 'yes.' "
Terhaps It does," replied the man
with the scanty hair; "but I'm right
here to tell you that her 'yes' never
means 'no.' " Chicago New.
Public School lu Russia.
Social Service gives some late sta
tistics regarding public schools In Rus
sia. There are 84.544 public school la
the Empire, of which number 40.131
are under the Jurisdiction of the Min
ister of Public Education, 42,588 under
the Jurisdiction of the Holy Synod, and
the remainder under other depart
ments. Of the pupils, 73,107 are adults,
S,291,U4 boys and 1,2(13.902 girls. The
teachers number 172.000. The main
tenance of these schools cost more
than $20,000,000. The average aehool
tax for city school 1 $0.50 aud tor
village schools $3 per pupil.
P. M. U.
Ne. J0-I904.
I-ltrilf.11 writing to
mention tills I
ad vert lean please
paper.
Opinion llased on Kxperience.
Father Daughter, Algernon Von
Spook wants to marry you.
Daughter What, that man? Why,
papa, I wouldn't have blm. He hasn't
any sense.
Father- Of course not, of course not.
You don't suppose he would be want
ing to get married If he had, do you?
Detroit Free Pres.
m
Genuine I.uck.
"Did you ever play poker?"
"once, and I was very lucky."
"Won a good deal o money, th?"
"No. I lost, and It cured me of
ever playing any more." Philadelphia
Press. '
During the courtship It 1 a case of
suspense with the girl and a case of
expense with Uk youth.
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