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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Dec. 12, 1930)
OUR COMIC SECTION
LTORT. ifcrct lulTcrinfj brcakl out
In open revolt lcforc tlie litilc liomi
ii irrctiicvl!y iluttcrcd" by t IiuilunJ'i
itronjj pipe - can t omctliitijj le June?
Certainly. A new jiij will help, or
even n olJ J 'j e iIijikJ anJ filled witli
Sir Wilier lUlflgli'i favorite imnling
mixture. It iciHy it iniklrr, witli n
litiifuc of ('Jinn! in I frjgunce. It
really it . popular with tlie multd it
ii it it villi tlie imokcr.
IT'S 15j rf.vr Vrcr
So Bettor Half May Live
"Jli ritlilmt Kpt'lld half liU 111-
"Ilulf of It goes fir iilliiumjr,"
Go in BUSINESS
Operate our Ten Dull Amusement
Machines. A motl faiclnating p
time. Tin sensation c( the day' Can
Hurt with few machines and quick
ly bull J up a permanent butineaa of
jrour own. No aaleimamihlp or pre
vlom eiperience neceaeary.
OlMMMtriMTY to M.IKB
SWO lo IOOU
W furnish everything. You mult be
able to invent $200 or mora, which
la fully cured by merchandise.
Our Ten Dull Tablet art cleaning
up, wherever shown. The world ta
muiement mad. Lie the drat In your
Writ tit wlr at one tot
TOE TEN BALL TADLE CO.
1110 Smith Yoona Tower Wdg.
MAN ANTONIO. 1LXAS
neaion lor jiuouurnntn
A rilunililu university psyel
tint declares that chllilriMi nro i
n t e . l I
stubborn ut two years, duo to tholr
first unconscious struggles to
come "personalities." Kxchiingo.
Watrhee anil Jewelry l.arir
rat IHamuiid anil Waton
Credit lluiire In tlie World.
LOFTIS BROS. & CO.
Dept. FM 108N. State St.
Irld l'enrl 10c, Apricot 10, I'ninra Se
iier pnuiul. Money rorunilrit l( not iiitle
fled, N. B. Uoubnon. llolllnlnr. Calif.
D.lco aeiierator and Id-roll Wlllerd hut
try. Only IIkIiIIy um-d and lo flue eon.
;iilon. for detail aililrcM
J. U HCHMID
4th aad fine Portland, Ore.
A tlolvl u-lttir won aire) irrlromm
1'lre.priH.f ltoom-bath 12.00 up
W. N. Ua Portland, No, 48-1830.
r4 fr fH, i 1 hh n Jhr I1 iwv
OF VtJOttS ACOUT HAvN'.O SOrE-
OK6 JiirP OFF A PLANE IN A
l PAQACWUTfi VsJlW 0U0 ADVtR
TI5lr43 OK IT - RtMEMOCR? -
Ifl GLAD CU LIKE
GAUSS OF COURSE JUSTjy
niD PACACUUTfc JUMPfcC.
COOLDN'T 5PEL ouq sales
CMATTEQ - y
0 Wettera Kewepaper Calea I
Kmlili "llo vim rnra fur niloioil
irrviuitg?" Jones "Well, I don't
enre for Rrcun onest"
Why do children na tlir-y Rrow oJdor
how no llttlo ronpect for their pur
enlH?" "rcrlmpa," nnswored Miss Cnycnne,
"they set hold of old pictures iitd soe
how their purcnts UHed to dress them
when they were young and helpless."
Holding on to It
"Who Is tlw most miserly mnn yon
"Did Smith. Just think: When
there's n crowd ut the station nnd
peoplo are standing lu line waiting
for their tickets, he always Keg last
o Unit he can keep his money In his
Surgeon (about to operate) "Do
?i C I)
i .1, ,i
in the Lives of Little
'him stAad quQ LINE OF SAMPLES
rTTrus. lit 'dkj
pocket ns long as possible." Travas
Stranger Whnt's up with the two
Local Resident Oh, they're Just
crazy tnnd to fllit each other, but
they can't flfiht with their glacses on
for fear they'll hreak them and If they
tako them off they can't see each oth
er. Pusslng Show.
Demand for Comedy
"Do you object to humorous pictures
"No," answered Senator Sorghum.
"What the public desires Is comedy.
If I could really be as funny ns de
pleted by some of these boys, I'd be
sure of election every time 1" Wash
"People spend a great denl of
money foolishly nowadays," Bald the
"yes," answered Mr. Dustln Stax.
"But I don't feel like blaming them.
It nobody opent money foolishly It
would bo Impossible for some of us
financiers to amass such large for
tunes." yon bleed freely?" I'ntlent (mourn
fully) "No; that'? whut I've been told
you always do."
Knew the Deacon
Itev. Slensby "At the requcHt of
DcHcon Stubble, we have Just sang:
'Will There He Any Stars In My
Crown?' Does anyone else wish to
make a selection?"
Sister Spit fire (who has not spoken
to the deacon for two years) "I think
It would be very appropriate for us to
sing: 'No, Not One!'"
A Bully Hear
WATST SO WHEN HC
-ilC A C 7 FlNfc.rlK
ZSl KLAGG 1 A.
JUMP ! -v
MngRle "Heggle says he's lu the
depths of despair." Lizzie "Depths?
Lie's too shallow minded for that."
"So you are one who hns loved nncj
lost?" said we to an old maid.
"Well, I may have loved, but sUsce
seeing wbnt kind of a husband wlut
I lost turned out to be, I am con
vinced that to have loved and lost Is
better than to have loved and won"
Paying in Advance
"Mo8c," said the Judge sternly, "yon
are found guilty of having stolen two
chickens from Mr. Harrison's coop last
week. The fine will be $3."
"Ynssuh, Jedge," snld Mose, plncleg
a $10 bill on the clerk's desk. "Ah's
giving yo' 10 bucks which will pay yo'
up to an' Includln' nex' Snttldy night"
"Which Is the most valuable a Ave
dollar gold piece or a five-dollar bill?"
"The bill, because when you put It
In your pocket you can double It."
"Night. And when you take It out
you find It In creases."
Ethyl So your new boy friend Is
Kthyl Does he polish or move?
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Bayer and the word genuine
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"I want a bowl."
"Something for midge', football."
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ACHES and PAINS
receipt of 33e,
Juit the Place for It
Miss C'huiiiU'iyh How would yott
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Mr. r'atteossiun In my arms! --
nan. -z I
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And a more literal dose of
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