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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (April 25, 1930)
In ttio da urn time It tnkos a dost
bt soda, to bring lltttu temporary
relief of gas and aour stomach,
Phillips Milk of Magnesia lion told
It jr completely checked, mid the di
gestive, organs all trnnqulllxod.
Ours 70a linve tried tlili form of
relief you will couo to worry about
your diet and experletica a now;
freedom In eating.
Thl pleasant preparation 1 Junt
ex good for children, too, Use it
. whenever eontad tonguw or fetid
lrnth IgiiHla tired of a awootoner.
riiyxl'luna will toll you that ovary
spoonful of Phillips Milk of Mng
Delia neutralize ninny tlmea In
votuiiw In aHd. Got the genuine,
tho tinnio Phillips la Important
Imitations do not act tho annul
V HI I K "-. Mnila vr Ioiiii.IH annul
f.i real U'""' We (luMlali Merit. Ttoui
ui.ge at our a eii-nee. Iion't nil menu
Hiia unlll run Inform u what you wiltel
rel rhenoa f,.r genuine aullllr KnflnM re
turn ueiere qnli k attention I4etdle Mnete
I arv; MS W. tMh, Mew I'arh, ln. 4111,
Mil eruption, iaeeelT
Contain penetration, lu.-rt kite.
J IV)' i Pure relleree atone by I alt re
Sulphur freaking, beaailf ring Villa
ana beta licet tut
Soft, Clear Skin
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March of Science
First CiK.k What do you do with
youmi'lf now thut the Iceman la out
of a Job?
fieroud Ditto Well, the ronn who
collect limtnlliiK'tita on the electric
refrigerator alu't such a Imd sort
Thcre'i scarcely an ache or rain
that Bayer Aspirin won't rcfievt)
romftly. It can t remove the cause,
ut it will relieve the pain I Head
ache. Backaches. Neuritis and
neuralgia. Yet, and rheumatism.
Read proven directions for many
important uses. Genuine Aspirin
can't depress the heart Look lor
the Bayer cross:
Dart Husband From Kitchen
Tho shnh of Persia In the course
of a recent public speech ridiculed
the "Inmbiind In the kitchen." The
iiiiiii who tnkoa pride In hi, rooking
In a nuisance, be stated, and advised
the Persian women not to respect the
limn who In nlwiiya too willing to
help thorn around the house.
Kidney Dlsordcrt Are Too
Serlout to Ignore,
T 7ATCI I your kidneysl SluRg'uh
W kidney (ail to rid tho blood
of impuriliea and permit slow poi
sonina of the whole system. If
troubled with backache, bladder
irritation and getting up at night,
don't take chances! One Doan'i
ft III at the first sign of disorder.
Used for more than 50 year.
Praised the world over.
50,000 Users Endorse Doan's:
Mr. O. A. WlnUr, 1143 N. Topeka Si.
Wichita. Kane., eayel "I bad auch aavai
Wichita, Kane., eayel "I bad auch eevera
backache I could hardly do my houeework.
Headache wen frequent end my kidney
were irregular. Doan'i Cilia etrenithened
my back and regulated my kidneya,"
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OUR COMIC SECTION
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Sometimes He's Honest
TOO EXPENSIVE A PASTIME
"Why are you so opposed to your
duughter worklngr asked the bacb
"I can't afTord to let her work." re
plied the family man.
"What the heck do you mean, can't
afford itf demanded the B. T.
"Hay, ahe couldn't even earn the silk
stockings, let alone all the party
dresiHHi she would need to wear to
work," growled the V. M.
IT SEEMS LARGER
"Yon think a square yard la three
square feet, ehT
"Of course It ia."
"Did you ever try raking all the
rubbish out of one?"
In your effusions I can see
The clever minor poet;
But In the majors yon will be
Bom day before yon know It
Down to Snail's Pace
"What'e the matter, officer r de
manded the youth as the cop drew
"Oil, nothing much," snapped the
cop, "except I'm arresting yon foi
speeding, you were going 33."
"For crying out loud!" exclaimed
the youth, "do you call going a merr
A Medal for Tbis Man I
Judge So you broke In the store
Just to get a dime cigar. Then what
were you doing at the safe?
Prisoner Tour honor, I waa put
ting In the dime.
Trainer I hnve only one friend.
Tea, only one friend on earth, and
that'a my dog.
Stranger Why don't you get anotb
Too Much Competition
Lady How come you are a tramp?
Tramp Crowded out of my profea
slon. I'm a sky writer from Pittsburgh
"I am not thin-skinned. I am the
first to lauh at my own foolishness."
"What a merry life you must lead '
LOTS OF FUN
J I u
Bug Gee, this Is the best ride I've
ever been on and It don't cost auy
When a" man proposes
But atraiKhtwsy on his shoulder
Her head Is dropped Instead
lie's apt to lose his head.
Chanted With Age
Pussy lady (who has been a Ions
time in selecting her purchnse)-
Out I don't think this la lamb. It
looks to me like mutton.
Exasperated butcher It waa lamb
when I first showed It to you, madam
Believed in Hereafter
Bob H you believe in the here
Babe Why a yes.
Bob Well, how about a little neck
Ins? That's what I'm here after.
Annnbulle Mabel hasn't a thought
for anything nowadnya except her new
automobile. She's perfectly In love
George (sadly) Another case of
man being displaced by machinery.
"Don't see any more stuff like Spar
incus to the Gladiators."
"W'hnt's become of nil those feller
that wrote for the old Third Header?'
1 'ft I'lt!
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Mortality on over SMQ4 chirk thl .
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Buy your chirk from a poultry farm with
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Hanford'i Balsam of Myrrh
AliaalenareaetierWwreraaJrew ai far
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"Die place for bees " began the
man who had been reading up on
"Is between the A's and the Ca,"
growled his victim, as he made his
getaway. Cincinnati Enquirer.
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A Bad Habit
"He Is flighty. He U uncertain."
John J. Ituskob, the brilliant finan
cier, was criticizing an unsuccessful
"Anybody," Mr. Raskob went on,
"may full once, but when a man falls
three or four times It Is best to have
done with him.
"It's all very well," Mr. Pvaskob
ended, "to begin at the bottom of the
ladder, but this fellow has got Into
the habit of doing It"
neglect a COLD
DISTRESSTXG colJ in chest or
throat that so often leads to
something serious generally responds
to good old Mujterole with the first ap
plication. Should be more effective if
used once every hour for five liourt.
Working like the trained hands of a
masseur, this famous blend of oil of
mustard, camphor, menthol and other
helpful ingredients brinfts relief natur
ally. It penetrates and stimulate blood
circulation, helps to draw out infection
and pain. Used by millions for 20 years.
Recommended by doctors and nurses.
KeepMusterole handy jars and tubes.
To Mothers Musterote if also
made in milder form for babies
and small children. Ask for Chil
Headachy, bilious, constipated?
Take Kt NATURE'S BCMSOT
tonight. This mild, safe, vegeta
ble remedy will have yoa feellntr
One by morning. You'll enjoy
Tree, thorough bowel nation with
out the slightest sign of griping
or discomfort. i
Sale, mild, fwrely vegetable-
at dmgiiu only lie
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