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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Oct. 4, 1929)
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MADE MILLIONS OF
OUR COMIC SECTION
Our Pet Peeve
Uad"tid nmmm r : nn in
Fifteen yean tfter bit graduation.
Dr. Caldwell became fanium lor a
ingl prescription, which now, after
forty years, is still making friend.
Today Dr. Caldwell'i Syrup Tepiin
It the world's most popular laxative.
Millions of people never think of
tiiinu anything; else when they're
constipated, headachy, bilious, feverish
.r weak; when breath Is bail, tongue
coated, or they're suflerinfc from
nausea, gai, or lack of appetite or
Dr. Caldwell'i Syrup Tepsln It
made today according to the original
formula, from herb and other pure
ingredients. It it pleasant-tasting;
thorough in the most obstinate cases;
irently effective for women snd chil
dren. Above all, It represents I
doctor's choice of what Is safe for the
For Barbed Wire Cuts
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Soft. Clear Skin
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"Home fellows are foollah enough te
fork the boat."
Thl guy would rock aa airplane."
Hum nail Blue delights the house
wife. Makes clothe whiter than enow.
At jour Grocer'. Adv.
"Too mean to tell m he Jut snt
Iter all evening with hla a run folrtedr
"Yeah but 1 wae In them." Judge.
A BABY REM CITY
AmunTD BY DOCTOR!
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Ofteer end Better
Landlady Iio yon like your beef
this rare. II Ui I'rlmt
Hoarder Klm-e you ek me, tt I to
rare 1 would Ilk It little oftener.
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''When I was young
single girl I took Lydia E.
Pinkhnm'i Vegetable Com
pound because my mother did
and she gave It to me. After
I married I took it before my
children were born and after
wards, and I have eight living
children. I am now grand
mother and still take it and
still recommend it when any
one Is tired nd run-down."
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OH I IT WAS PITIFUL
Tear wert streaming down Ui cin
ema actress' fuce. Iteverw had com
he u In a pawnshop.
Hlowly, silently, h drew from her
pocket a llttl package and laid tt
down ou tli counter befor the eye
of th hardenod pawnbroker.
"How muchr ah aaked, snd wiped
ber eyes with a tiny handkerchief.
Blie wee pawning ber li wedding
rtiigfc Tit tilt.
A young lady entered th stationery
tor and asked for a pound tin of
"I'm aorry, mlaa," aald th clerk, "all
w carry Is (eallng wax.'
"Don't be (Illy," she snapped. "I
don't went to wax a celling I"
THE LATE WIFE
Ordinary but Itlrh Mortal I would
Ilk to bar you paint portrait of
my late wife.
Grant Artist (Inattentively) Like
moat women. I suppose. Hut she will
hat to be on lime very prompt with
her sittings if ah want me to do th
re It a padaairlan
Muck eoldar than Icaj
fla onlr Jumpad onra,
Whan be about have Jumped twlee.
Book te Mated
Jane Where are you going!
Janet Out to buy book.
Jane I dldu't know yon liked to
Janet Well, my buahund bought
me the cuteirt little reading lamp l-
Where Raal Claaa It Faaa.
niack Ko you have had a chance
to see tbe king' palar la England
eh? What did you think of It 1
White Well, after awing our own
movie hnune. filling station and hot
dog atanda It Un't very Imprraalve.
AN OBEDIENT WIFE
Homebody Ihica your wife really
I'eewee Sometime. When I y.
"Oo abend and never mind me." eur
I way fullowa that ronimund.
S Set Still
We don't at muck
Itv foollah hurry
And not muck more
Hr foollah worry.
See for Her He MennUlas
Wife of Nerve Patient Doctor,
dont you think my hiuluind would
be bettor If we went to the sea or the
Doctor Certnlnly, but you ninat go
to the sea and be to the mountiilua.-
Le Klre, I'nrla.
Reporter Whnt wae that alarm you
Fireman A timid dud np the atreet
sent for us to put out flaming youtb
wbo wa calling on hi dnutthter.
' A Added Burdan
Th Doctor Thoa were very bad
fracture, but I think yonr lege will
mend o they will furnish you fulrly
The i'rofrsalonal Dancer Gee f nut
they gotta support a husband and two
kid ss weU
Rear el the Crowd
"What have all those baseball fans
comes , JMpwiws -GlCtW11
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
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Is Biased in the Matter
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Too much to eat too rich a diet
er too muob smoking. Lots of things
cause sour stomach, but one thing can
correct It quickly. Phillip Milk of
Magnesia will alkalinlze the acid.
Take a spoonful of this pleasant
preparation, and th system is soou
Phillips 1 always ready to relieve)
distress from over-eating; to check all
acidity; or neutralize nicotine. lie
member this for your own comforts
for the anke of those around yon.
Endoraed by physicians, but they al
ways say Phillipi. Don't buy some
thing else and expect tbe same re
A sure sign I on that read "No'
A DOZEN different things maw
cause a headache, but there
just one thine; you need ever do to
get relief. Bayer Aspirin is an
absolute antidote for such pain, '
Keep it at the office. Have it handy; .
in the home. Those subject to fre
quent or sudden headaches should
carry Bayer Aspirin in the pocket
tin. Until you have used it for head
aches, colds, neuralgia, etc-, you'va
no idea how Bayer Aspirin can help,
It means Quick, complete relief to
millions ot men ana women who
use it every year. And it does sot
depress the heart
Awtria t a In af Bw Vtnn'Mtwl
A man Isn t oecessnrlly wealthy be
cause be ha more money than brain.
4 New Euttrmhtaio thai ,
Won Hill Livestock, Poultry,
Dogn, Cata, or ven Baby CMckm
K- R -O run be nwd about thf hotjne.barn or pout fry
favrd with ffbsjoiutt mitt y n i t eon t sint tjaacl tf
iMst. K-R O i msHlsi of wquiU. m ikuto.
uie?(l by U. S. Drpt. of Aincultur, inwto?
liw CoraaMej prom which inaurc insiaritBuca
tranfth. Two can killed S7t roti m Arhnan
BtMti Fan. Huftdma of othtf tmimoauaia.
old m m MMyBMh OatnatNe
Inmtt upon K-R-O, th onitaal SquiU cittt
mioator. All drugisjta, 7Sc. Large sias (four tiuMsj
cm .tturh) 02.0O. Dtrrct if oValcr tSsuaoi aupp4y
ran. K-R-O Co., 8pri&gftld, O.
WELL OR MONEY BACK
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MttUMil kv aa eaduahKlr
RnaarkaMa aocecaa alaa artta
a Umi Kartal aad Caton at lawkta.
BaaS TODAY Soc rukg 100.
got megaphones forf
"The umpire Is hnrd of hearing and
they don't want hlra to miss any of
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