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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Oct. 4, 1929)
1 just sxi r .&. it..j-' n ii FAMILY DOCTOR MADE MILLIONS OF FRIENDS OUR COMIC SECTION Our Pet Peeve Uad"tid nmmm r : nn in Fifteen yean tfter bit graduation. Dr. Caldwell became fanium lor a ingl prescription, which now, after forty years, is still making friend. Today Dr. Caldwell'i Syrup Tepiin It the world's most popular laxative. Millions of people never think of tiiinu anything; else when they're constipated, headachy, bilious, feverish .r weak; when breath Is bail, tongue coated, or they're suflerinfc from nausea, gai, or lack of appetite or nergy. Dr. Caldwell'i Syrup Tepsln It made today according to the original formula, from herb and other pure ingredients. It it pleasant-tasting; thorough in the most obstinate cases; irently effective for women snd chil dren. Above all, It represents I doctor's choice of what Is safe for the bowels. For Barbed Wire Cuts Try HANFORD'S Balsam of Myrrh tm totU M m mm. USE GLENN'S Sulphur Soap tola arfivUoM, eiatMt ContaJiM asmfslraUus, lata, ailaa, W4 ss4 BtoiM tU r Miylim I mklttf . Imaufyirkf M4bsUkaup. HMlf Soft. Clear Skin BnalaaS (iraua IMM. Sw Rackleaa "Home fellows are foollah enough te fork the boat." Thl guy would rock aa airplane." Hum nail Blue delights the house wife. Makes clothe whiter than enow. At jour Grocer'. Adv. Eiclllnf Eaengh "Too mean to tell m he Jut snt Iter all evening with hla a run folrtedr "Yeah but 1 wae In them." Judge. fChildrenGyl xor CASTORJA A BABY REM CITY AmunTD BY DOCTOR! , ncaucccNTimiioH.oiMiaMA i Ofteer end Better Landlady Iio yon like your beef this rare. II Ui I'rlmt Hoarder Klm-e you ek me, tt I to rare 1 would Ilk It little oftener. t - . 1 ''When I was young single girl I took Lydia E. Pinkhnm'i Vegetable Com pound because my mother did and she gave It to me. After I married I took it before my children were born and after wards, and I have eight living children. I am now grand mother and still take it and still recommend it when any one Is tired nd run-down." Ma Alfni lvtncm, St Ef uttTdi, Nebraska. . y v x OH I IT WAS PITIFUL Tear wert streaming down Ui cin ema actress' fuce. Iteverw had com he u In a pawnshop. Hlowly, silently, h drew from her pocket a llttl package and laid tt down ou tli counter befor the eye of th hardenod pawnbroker. "How muchr ah aaked, snd wiped ber eyes with a tiny handkerchief. Blie wee pawning ber li wedding rtiigfc Tit tilt. Slicker! A young lady entered th stationery tor and asked for a pound tin of floor wax. "I'm aorry, mlaa," aald th clerk, "all w carry Is (eallng wax.' "Don't be (Illy," she snapped. "I don't went to wax a celling I" THE LATE WIFE Ordinary but Itlrh Mortal I would Ilk to bar you paint portrait of my late wife. Grant Artist (Inattentively) Like moat women. I suppose. Hut she will hat to be on lime very prompt with her sittings if ah want me to do th work. Epitaph re It a padaairlan Muck eoldar than Icaj fla onlr Jumpad onra, Whan be about have Jumped twlee. Book te Mated Jane Where are you going! Janet Out to buy book. Jane I dldu't know yon liked to read. Janet Well, my buahund bought me the cuteirt little reading lamp l- Tbe i'athnnder. Where Raal Claaa It Faaa. niack Ko you have had a chance to see tbe king' palar la England eh? What did you think of It 1 White Well, after awing our own movie hnune. filling station and hot dog atanda It Un't very Imprraalve. AN OBEDIENT WIFE Homebody Ihica your wife really obey yout I'eewee Sometime. When I y. "Oo abend and never mind me." eur I way fullowa that ronimund. S Set Still We don't at muck Itv foollah hurry And not muck more Hr foollah worry. See for Her He MennUlas Wife of Nerve Patient Doctor, dont you think my hiuluind would be bettor If we went to the sea or the niountalnat Doctor Certnlnly, but you ninat go to the sea and be to the mountiilua.- Le Klre, I'nrla. No Damage Reporter Whnt wae that alarm you answered? Fireman A timid dud np the atreet sent for us to put out flaming youtb wbo wa calling on hi dnutthter. ' A Added Burdan Th Doctor Thoa were very bad fracture, but I think yonr lege will mend o they will furnish you fulrly food support The i'rofrsalonal Dancer Gee f nut they gotta support a husband and two kid ss weU Rear el the Crowd "What have all those baseball fans JO ffiv r comes , JMpwiws -GlCtW11 FINNEY OF THE FORCE l( Bdr cau, SiiSGi Paom nVw v 1 Ik Me AV OAIPOUJT0 TAKE VJWTV 0f7eS ( SAV. 1 y Kios post ww roftirtTT L sWeJ 1MATW TADPOLE I 4 OM6WW Xcw.soa- 11 I.vh,.-;! w..r,!ig-y W.t f I ew I THE FEATHERHEADS Hies, Cats anS Fish i i i y . . . i i a j i i y i StH6 6 riW.WWNV.AJoO VJt U PUT we CM hami M eUtToS fOft A HS4 DDaMIA ttCattadNiSMT.HUU CllAUlkid SlW W W KiTCWSUl- a i -2 lkM Iktf AMO H(S Jj jt-?! BBiBa "toovt toT fCAUt AU, OWtB M -U WAT HSU WW ) Yl C?1 P S 5 B OTiTiT Finney A I srwv set AUO V W.. ova 1 I l fKU) XKSKt. WUUX I " I Is Biased in the Matter -ow eoMit oa - CllAi4 out V008 Ul Makes Life Sweeter Too much to eat too rich a diet er too muob smoking. Lots of things cause sour stomach, but one thing can correct It quickly. Phillip Milk of Magnesia will alkalinlze the acid. Take a spoonful of this pleasant preparation, and th system is soou sweetened. Phillips 1 always ready to relieve) distress from over-eating; to check all acidity; or neutralize nicotine. lie member this for your own comforts for the anke of those around yon. Endoraed by physicians, but they al ways say Phillipi. Don't buy some thing else and expect tbe same re suits I PHILLIPS Milk . of Magnesia A sure sign I on that read "No' trust A DOZEN different things maw cause a headache, but there just one thine; you need ever do to get relief. Bayer Aspirin is an absolute antidote for such pain, ' Keep it at the office. Have it handy; . in the home. Those subject to fre quent or sudden headaches should carry Bayer Aspirin in the pocket tin. Until you have used it for head aches, colds, neuralgia, etc-, you'va no idea how Bayer Aspirin can help, It means Quick, complete relief to millions ot men ana women who use it every year. And it does sot depress the heart SPIRIN Awtria t a In af Bw Vtnn'Mtwl A man Isn t oecessnrlly wealthy be cause be ha more money than brain. Kiil Rats Without Poison 4 New Euttrmhtaio thai , Won Hill Livestock, Poultry, Dogn, Cata, or ven Baby CMckm K- R -O run be nwd about thf hotjne.barn or pout fry favrd with ffbsjoiutt mitt y n i t eon t sint tjaacl tf iMst. K-R O i msHlsi of wquiU. m ikuto. uie?(l by U. S. Drpt. of Aincultur, inwto? liw CoraaMej prom which inaurc insiaritBuca tranfth. Two can killed S7t roti m Arhnan BtMti Fan. Huftdma of othtf tmimoauaia. old m m MMyBMh OatnatNe Inmtt upon K-R-O, th onitaal SquiU cittt mioator. All drugisjta, 7Sc. Large sias (four tiuMsj cm .tturh) 02.0O. Dtrrct if oValcr tSsuaoi aupp4y ran. K-R-O Co., 8pri&gftld, O. WELL OR MONEY BACK att rtUTTN AIJKANCg aa ftva In adaMalaf. ka IM ur. c J. uaaa laaMv oa-aracal aaUia4 traU. MttUMil kv aa eaduahKlr RnaarkaMa aocecaa alaa artta a Umi Kartal aad Caton at lawkta. BaaS TODAY Soc rukg 100. 2, ") 4 il got megaphones forf LOH CLINIC "The umpire Is hnrd of hearing and they don't want hlra to miss any of Waaiera Mewesep their commeuta." . I -