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$ctt Only Majestic'! precision-workmanship
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In any rrice field com
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such eminent engineers.
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with 5000 new owners
added every day! They
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ling in superlative, rc
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Oh, You Cannibal King!
Th latt Avery Uopwood, tht brll
llnnt plnrwrlKlit, believed In tht
younger nenemtlon. lie (aid one day
at a luncheon In till New York apart
ment: Tlia yoonger feneration la Inno
cent It talka rough, hut It Is Inno
cent at heart It reminds me of the
two little girt.
The flrat little girl was on her war
to school when the met the old
blahop.
" Haven't too got klat for me.
my child 7 he said.
"Bo she punned op her little month
and stood on tiptoe and the old bish
op kissed her.
"When she got to school she
bragged to her schoolmates:
" 1 Just kissed a blahop.'
"'Oh, pshaw, that ain't nothln','
said a second little girl. Why, at the
masquerade ball at the Ocean hotel I
kissed a black cannibal king.'"
Seamen's Phrase That
Might Puxxle Landsmen
"Tea. I like the Bowdoln. She
sleeps eleven," said Commander Mac
lllllan to a reporter who greeted
him when the ship docked.
"She sleeps eleven r the reporter
questioned.
"Yes," the commander answered
"'She sleeps Is a term used by sail
or men and obviously means the
limit of the ship's accommodations.
I was walking through a cemetery In
Provincetown, Mass, not very long
ago when t saw two old sea captains
admiring the tombstone of a prom
inent ez-resldent
"That's quite a tombstone,' I re
marked to one of them. -
"'It Is.' be snswered, 'a wonderful
tombstone. She sleeps six."
The price of liberty Is eternal vig
ilance, bat the cost of repairs la extra.
WhenRod
Sours
Lots of folks who think they have
"Indigestion" have only an acid condi
tion which could be corrected In Ave
or ten minutes. An effective antl-acld
like Phillips Milk of Magnesia soon
restores digestion to normal.
r-bllllps does tway with all that
sourness and gas right after meats. It
prevents the dlstren so apt to occur
two hours after eating. What a pleas
ant preparation to take! And bow
good It Is for the system! Unlike
burning dose of soda which ts bat
temporary relief at bert Phillips
Milk of Mnsnesls neutralize many
times Its volume In add.
Next time a hearty meal, or too rich
a diet bas brought on the least dis
comfort try
PHILLIPS
Milk .
of Magnesia
Dispute Ovar Haad Orgaa
The centenary of the hand organ
occurs this venr, but there Is some
illnpuie in Italy ss to whether notice
should be inken of the event In
Florence the munlcnl newspaier, Le
Stnttlle, hus mine out strongly In fa
vor of a fit Una celebration, but In
Rome I -a Trlbnna Is agnlnst It. The
former believes that the hunly
gurdy repreoents the lowly, end
popularizes the Italian opera, ta
Tribune wishes to banish forever the
"orpinetto" and the outstretched palm
of the attendnnt monkey.
Many find Runs Pall Blue good tonic
i for chickens. Large package at Gro
cers. Adv.
Rich From "Hot Dogs"
The making and selling of "hot
dogs" Is fust becoming one of Amer
ica's big Industries. This year. It Is
estimated, 0,0(XU)00 pounds of these
toothsome snusnges will be fed to the
American public In sandwiches. One
stand at Coney Island last year aver
aged 115,000 every week-end through
the season. Then the proprietor,
known as "Hot Dog Joe," took bis
fnmlly to Italy, where they lived In
affluence through the winter.
Keep school shoes
looking new
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IT'S folly to suffer Ionic from neu
ritii, neuralgia, or headaches when
relief is swift and sure, with Bayer
Aspirin. For a8 jreari the medical
profession has recommended it It
does not affect the heart Take it
for colds, rheumatism, sciatica,
lumbago. Gargle it for a sore throat
or tonsilitis. Proven directions for
its many uses, in every package.
All drug stores have genuine Bayer
Aspirin which is readily identified
by the name on the box and the.
Bayer cross on every tablet
ASPIRIN
AS FIRST AID
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Asking advice Is subtle flattery.
UriAMPIO.VS exciu-
ire aillimaiiite insulator ia -practically
impcrrioua to
carbon and oily dcpoalta.
Special analysts electrodes tc '
aist pitting and burning to
the utmost. That ia whj,
Champion excel in service.
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locentk Colon for buck, brown, ton and
whits shoes a neutral poliih for ochert,
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