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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Aug. 16, 1929)
N" f 1 yaHtTB OUR COMIC SECTION i it A r ft YwW SUFFERING ELIMINATED 15-yr lurctu n treating Hartal nd Colon troubles hy the H C . Dm NON-MIHUICAI math. aw Llta HI III A Ml 'If lm KM bllML NAII.U iKI'K HI niNDIJl Hand Indav lor KHKK IIKI-MW took ilvflif MHiitf uuihinI Pf m traatmanf ill mm h allmanta. RuTAlV COLON CLINIC Varying Quality of Fur i It It nut di-flnlt ily known why kntu badgers wlirn caught have a pro luminance of linlr and oilier pr lomlnnnr of fur. Th proportion of tlia different type of pelnge varte In ilfferent pnrta of th jvat, llkewlt with ttit hnblla of certain animals, ander which condition tin linlr or fuf tuay b rublwd or broken olt. Stetptechaaa ObiUclit The hlghett Jump In tlit nrittsh Brand Natlunnl V. 0. art thorn fence I fct high and 2 feet thick. On of th fences la 4 feci Id Indira high and aas I ditch on th takeoff aid 0 feet Wirt and 4 fwt deep. Hecher'a br,-k la a thorn fence 4 fert 10 Inrhe high with brook on tha fur aid feet wide and 4 feot dorp. Wo.4 for Taothplck White birch la uaod moit extensive ly fur tha making of toothpicks. Tha Seat of tha Industry la In Main, but (time are Impurted from Japan and Fortafnl. Tha Portuguese tooihplcka are mode of orange wnod and art Bmaller and tougher. Thnaa from (pan are made from floe reed. Obaeilaae Cu George bad bera attracted to bouse In the neighborhood by the as sembled crowd. After an Inveatlg lion be came to hit mother earing: 1 went down to Hord't to se wbat rat tha matter. Mr. Iloyd la about deed with obnotloua gna la Itui lerage. Daagar (a Beeeaat Cnr mutt I taken In smelling (owera that one doet not Inhale too elgoroutljr, becaue tiny Innertt that live on the flower may thue enter tha DtiFnl ptMiicre and caute rontldcrabl Inflammation. FUgt ea Marchaat Vattale Tiy an ancient rule of the era mer ttmnt ahlpa fly two tins, (in the fore nmat It the flag of the port to which the 0)1)1 p It bound, and on the stern meat the Dag of the ahlp't country 1 down. Mark ef latfleiaacy The InefiU'lrnt man uimilly ovcrem-fihnnlti-e the unimportant ami neglect the Important. He prartlret petty -unonile and neglecta big opportune lice. Womon't Home ( .-.mpa lou. Character Fermatioa There cannot be any goodnea on leta It la a practiced gnodncaa, Oenlua forme IIK'lf Id eolltmle. but a char tier In etrufgllug with the wurld. peorg Meredith. ' Mat Maay Rlvatt , "Tie who aeeka riches," anld m ITo, the ange of Chinatown, "mutt nut be Surprised If be lores bit own puma to (hone who queet It tlraUar." Was Ingtoa 8iar. Nat Mattar far Pride Jud Tunklna .4 there's not much gntlerartlon In frlcndhlp Hint la dua to the fort Hint aomehnriy thlnka ha enn nia you In bla butlnets. Waal lugum Slur. , Hard aad Sef Rubber Soft rubber contulna about S to 4 per rent aulphur, hard rubber about BO per cent A relntlvely longer period If gvoulred for vulcanizing hard rubber. Inside Troablat, llnnklnd'a Inner poverty, Itttleneea. Uarronncte la the poleoned tprlng from which moat unhapplncts flows. furm and Flreelile. The Way Home i Children In Moecow are ti be nn tiled with "pnaeporta" to policemen may return them promptly when the lota tt ray afield. Hit Nana It Legloa Ile'a the kind of mnn, we tnld ad' Btlringly, who would never get it tinned ap over cinnamon toeit. r'urt Wayne Jvewt Sentinel. Batweea Curbi Such atrpa aa the pttlettrlnn may (nke to defend hit rlghlt nitiKt meet- anrlly be fmt onea. Fort Waue ewa ScnllneU i Where Pteaiare Llet Owning the rleheat auiet In ttta arorld la itHcleta uiiIohi Miuieone ene abura them. Atnerlrnn Miigntlua, Caaada la Third Plata ' Onnuilu runka third In IniiMirlnnr It a tonne of inctiili of tlie plntluuta ruup. after Kuttln and Colombia, Short and Sweet Semetlmae The avvruge Ureuui lutta about flva jlecouda. Events 'LAW, would vou in fnno. Awn Mmi . . ,nr- nine ALL roz TWENTY- HIS FRST business venture (CerrtfM..N.O M ii pep FINNEY OF THE FORCE iaf-JJrT,r a ovjy wf VttrvtlfXWT . UkPvaa ma aboomo i T cam t attdbo to do I J iowS Mi PBdofS V- I To 0v ah' Took taopouV I ivMrf PwoTjBSQAPUS! I v OosfT MAAO II " tWaaiiir THE FEATHERHEADS fOOtlVTU0'rtAA(S fll V TflOO Al.&UT7 J I amd Mt'o tun of f toto I ff I III v Vf py t000 AWO TuiTvUO tT C0W4NV Ml n O 7vbuu WNviM6.orwnN, (j7 ) Jk) til ? ' i H 4 Wutarn Hompapar thilea in the Lives of Little yyy km. M)TWL it A Rnv Men Finney Doesn't Look What to Do? WififB. BEYOND HIM fhe cycllat bad loet bla way and had inadvertently got on a private roud ' Suddenly he wta confronted by a very atout and Irate bailiff. "Look here, young man." ahouted the tiHlllflt, "yon go back I You'll not proct-ed except over my dead body I" Very good," replied the cyrllaL It lt d like that I'll go bark. I've done quite enough bill climbing (or one d it I- London Tlt-Blta. WOULD DO FOR TWO Friend My, ' you'll have cluthee enough fur two brldea. Modern Bride Well, mayt I cau make tbem latl for two bridegruoiut then. Catat Ajar Hera Ilea till Otbrlcl't trumpet paala The bona! of 8nltr Shtrp, Be dntnt wblle boldtna a ataertnt whael od woke op aolalog a barp. Let of Ut la That Ha Bllnka I'm lust exactly where I would be If I'd had money enoogb to hare gone Into the ttock market Jtnka Meaning )ntl wbatt Rllnka Well. I'm broke now and rhm'e what I wonld st III tie If I had put a lt ot money In the etocka I'd picked U I'd nad the money. Faariag a Faal Tha Movla Doctor Here' where tuu do a little nmgb boxlni with hour W'bco ton get tired Too van atop It hy going down for the count ot ten. The Star Fine I Are too aura Ute near can count up to tent Big Baiiaeet "1 wondet any Maude claimed aha win only twenty five when that rich old mnn wua courting herf tin. aha made a liberal allowance for caab, I auppoaa." BURNT OUT Bobble Ma, Mr. Smith muat hat twva on Ore, I think. Mother Oh. I hope not Why vou think aot do Kolitiie I beard daddy any Mr Siultb waa a burnt out tiMiru Market Formulae la epaculatloe wt btgla Old formula! to uaa. If you are fortunate, yon win. If vou are not, vou loae. Eyat ea the Celd Coatt Rllnka What Is your wife's aruW lion? Jlnka I think It la to be able to move Into a neighborhood when tha children don't hare the aamt father for more than a year at a stretch. Eaeourege Him 2ft And of courts I expert that you'll pay me what I'm worth. . Employer Fit go further limn that I'll even give you a tnmll salary to tart Didn't Latt Leag E south Will I'vt found a wonderful dec (let Every time he extracts a tooth he gives his patient a drink to stimu late him. Joe Then what are yon so gloomy about : did be run out of hootch T Will No; I ran out of teeth. Nat for Him "Who I It on th phoner "Homebody wants 'dearest.'" Thnt'a for nn of the younger men," opined U boas. , aft? IT'S folly to itiffer long rom netf Aritis, neuralgia, or headaches when relief is swift and sure, with Bayer Aspirin. For 28 years the medical profession has recommended it It does not affect the heart Take it for colds, rheumatism, sciatica, lumbago. Gargle it for a sore throat or tonstlitis. Proven directions for Its many uses, in every package. All drug stores have genuine Bayer Aspirin which is readily identified by the name on the box and tha Bayer cross on every tablet. SPIRIN ajpbln la tka traa wiirt of Banr Miunflufa cf M rcuacaUCaddaUar SaUortlaaCill The aggresalTeneaa In torn peopta borders on rash nets. Mosquito Bites HARFORD'S Balsam of Myrrh Crystal Miaeral Spar" la a general nam In miner alogy for a rryatal mineral which ks oonmetallc and easily cletTtble. Coast to Const good Grocer sell and recommend Buss Ball Blue, Better value than any other. Adv. Patriotism and politics seldom work together at the polls. WhenRod Sours Lota of folks who think they hava Indigestion" bav only an add eondl- tlon which could be corrected la Ova or ten minutes. An effective anU-add Uka Pbllllps Milk of Magnesia aooa rettores digestion to normal. rbllllpa does away with all that sourness and gas right after meala. It prevents the distress so apt to occur two hour after eating. What a pleas ant preparation to take! And bow good It Is for th system! unute a burning do of soda which la but temporary relief at best Phillip Milk of Magnesia neutralize many times tta volume In add. Next tlm a hearty meal, or too rlca a diet ha brought on th least dis comfort. PHILIIPS Milk , of Magnesia Men sometime marry their Ideal -If they bav money. TOOK ADVICE OF MOTHER Praises Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Wetmor. Colo"When I wa mar ried 14 years ago I waa la bad health for a coapia ot Tears and when I tried to do any thine I would gat tired and worn-out I nave taken Lydla E. Plnkham' Vega table Compound off and on ail the years and hav recommended It to hundred of women. 1 have 8 I :.:l .-, t Ijrlvcn birth to all children and have taken th Vegetable Compound a a tonlo before child birth. It haa don m worlda ot good. My mother had taken It aeveral time) and aba recommended It to ma."- Mm. Joan lfcusaci, Wetmora, Od rado.