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Probably you kove obsorved Hint nil
Uie great poets have devoted their tal
ent to faiiejj 1 cannot recull one who
devoted iiihiij lines to Hie commoner
and more Important thlnge of life.
Shakespeare, who ehlnea among
them as the sun shines aiming cau
dles, was a toady and crawled hum
bly before royalty, tie hud do an-
preclatlou of ordluary alrutra. or 01
their prime Importune. He hated the
common people, although he belonged
with them by birth. He exploited
kings, courts, battles, Intrigues, fulr
lee, assignation and asaurelnailoo.
Such Justice as we have was ac
complished by common men wltb
pikes, aud not pens, lo their hqtitla.
Lately we have literature or duhi-
neaa. and modem literary men revile
l One of them In England has Just
made a great furs because other than
trained literary men are permitted to
write for print.
1 bave often thought many or tne
wise men of antiquity, whom we are
expected to venerate, really had little
sense. One of them aald there la 00
degree In virtue: that one Is either
good man or a rogua Certainly a
foolish statement. Kveryone la some
what tigerish, and his suci-ess In Of
depends on the per cent lie attains In
becoming a tuine animal.
now general tlie cruse for newapa-
Der notoriety 1 Itecently duel was
(A mil, WMl.ro Nawapainr Unloa.)
To Ktlii soma little work of
God's a little frultfullcr, better, to
maka m mt human hearts a llltla
wlitr, manfullor, happier, mora
uiriaad, Ir.i acrurard It la to da
Uud's work. I'arlyle,
WOMEN OF
MIDDLE AGE
Pratt Lydia E. PinkWs
Vegetable Compound
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WAYS WITH COCOA
So often when serving cocoa as a
drink there will be cupful or more
left over. Bet It
awny and tlio fol
lowing day lr
pure a cornstarch
pudding, using
the cocoa In place
of the milk for
blanc mange.
Cook as ukuiiI
and set awny to cool. Serve wltn
sugnr and cream.
Cocoa Angel Food. Heat the whiles
of five eggs until stiff, add one-fourth
trnnpoonful of cream ot tnrtur and
fold lu lightly one cupful ot sugar.
Sift together one tcaapootiful of corn
starch, one-half cupful of flour and
one-fourth cupful of cocoa. Add one
teaFpoonful of vanilla. Mix all to
gether and bake In tube pan In a
slow oven.
Cocoa Sauce. Take five and one-
half talilvxiHMitifula ot cocoa, one cup
ful of sugar, one and throe-fourths la-
blciipootifuls of cornstarch, oue-half
cupful of cold water and a pinch
of suit. Cook In a double boiler, edit
ing one and one-half cupfuta of bolt
ing water; stir coiiHtnully until the
mixture thlckt-na. Then cook over
the hot water for half an hour. Add
fought In Italy. The principals were one-half tesKpoviiful et vanilla when
men ot note, and, on the dueling
ground, actually potted for newspaper
pictures! Probably the entire m
counter will shortly appear in moving
pictures.
A good deal of fun Is made of
"Main street men." I confess I like
them. Thousands of them as smart
and agreeable as 8lnclalr Lewis, their
principal critic. . . . And far more
useful All the best people come out
of the trials, tribulations and experi
ences of Main street
Get all yon can out of life wltb good
health, good conduct, and good work.
Hut when a laugb Isn't due, don't
laugh. I knew man once who lost
an Important promotion becaure be
was too much devoted to sunshine on
cloudy days. Don't be merrv when
other things are clearly Indlrim-d.
The women ofteu ray men specially
admire the adventuress type. There
la nothing In It. Occasionally an ad
venturess books a man, but the man's
fool. Ninety-seven brides out of ev
ery hundred are good women.
Laws protecting women are some
times queer things. A widow of forty,
with three children to supjiort. was
getting f 10 a week aa a restaurant
waltresa. She was reliable and cap
able, and was offered the poult Ion of
nlclit cashier at l-t) week. The
the mixture la cooL
Cocoa Bread Pudding. Soak two
cupfuls ot breadi-rumba In four cup
fuls of scalded milk for oue half hour.
Mix one fourth of cupful of cocoa
with a little cutd water to make
paste, then add to the mixture. Ileal
together one-fourth ot teaspoonful
of salt, two-thirds cupful ot augar,
two eggs and one-half learpoonful of
vanilla. Add to the pudding mixture,
pur Into a buttered pan and bake In
nan of hot water. Serve wltb
bard sauce.
Marehmallow Frappe With Cocoas-
Scald three cupfuls of milk and stir
Into It one-elgtitb teaspoolirul ot salt,
two and one-bait tablespoonfuls of
cocoa, one-balf cupful of augar; let
the mixture boll up, then add one-balf
cupful of marehmallow cream or It
equivalent ot diced marshmallowa.
Chill, add one-bait teaspoonful of va
nilla and fret-te, packed In Ire and
salt Tills amount will serve all per
eon.
Maple Parfalt rk-nt four eggs
slightly and pour alowly on them oue
cupful of hot maple sirup. Cook care
fully until the egga are cooked and
the mixture thickened. Cool and add
a pint of thick cream whipped. Pour
Into the mold. Pack In Ice and aalt,
four parts of Ice to one of salt, and
let stand three to four hours.
Ways New and Old.
We all like to try new things. At
Mrs. Annie Kwlnski ot lit 1st Ate.
unit. Mllwatikan, Wis., writes (bat she
I becsme ao weak and
run-down that she
waa not able to do
hor housework. She
aaw the name Lydla.
10. Pltikhara'a Vege
table Compound In
the paper and aald
to her hunband, "I
will try that medi
cine and aee It It
will belp me." She
aaya aha took six
bottles and la feel
ing much bettor,
lira. Mettle Adams, who Uvea In
Downing Street, llrewton, Ala., writes
as follows: "A friend recommended
Lydla H. Plnkham'a Vegetable Com
pound and since taking It 1 feel like
different woman.
With her children grown ud. the mid-
dloaaed woman flmla time to da the
thlnxs she never had time to do before
read the new books, see the new
plays, enjoy her grand-children, take
n active part In church and clvlo
affairs. Far from being pushed aside
by the younger set, she finds full,
rich life of her own. That la. It hor
health Is good.
Tbousautls of women past fifty, say
they owe their vigor and health to
Lydla K. Plnkham'a Vegetable Com
pound, and are recommending It to
their trlcndi and neighbor.
Garfield Tea
Wai Your
Grandmother's Remedy
Kor every etomaeh
and Intestinal UU
This good old-fash-loued
herb home
remedy for consti
pation, stomach Ills
and other derange
ments ot the sys
tem ao prevalent these dsys la In even
greater favor as family medicine
than In your grandmother a day.
Oregon & California Directory
HOTEL ROOSEVELT
am rMAMciico-a niw rmt moth
Erarr ma with tat hw. W no w tl.al
at Itui. unn Mil
HOTEL WILTSHIRE, Sm Francises
Mi .i-r ll"n MWSI
IliMHT But I a W.uor
Ovule mrmt ant bk. Si !, Sraklk,
Outin r-i wofc . riuS tlMf". St abl,
EARN BIO MONEY
ir mui eta wmifl
eUlw Pur-A.
LM-tarMWMklf. Beollww. Writ .
Mm CD BVSTeei or coiimi
StortNowsH:
law forced her to quit the eauler and this time of the year when the new
Gloomy Outlook
A friend persuaded William Lord
Wright, the aerial king, lo visit a pop
ular cafe. Following the usual cus
tom, he paid a big rover charge and a
stiff price for a pitcher of lemonade.
The waiter, Inclined lo be affable and
make conversation, remarked that It
looked Ilk rain.
"Io you mean the weather or the
lemonade r Hill wanted to know.
more renpectable position; It was a
woman reformer In the pity of the
state who forced the cashier to return
to Hie dining room, and work harder
for one-half the pay.
"Any man who will marry a second
wife." says a noted cyolc, "does not
deserve to lose bis first one.'
Natural women are ao admirable,
useful, agreeable, that many man
willing to give a million dollars fr
I one la afraid to risk It, In these days
of flappers and sufTrsgettea.
Mussolini, the Italian ruler, la
very rcmnrkahle man. without much
doubt Ue waa a common man of the
people many yeara, until dlrcovered.
And he discovered himself: tne poi
Itlclans bsd nothing to do with It
How ttisny other geniuses are
there In Half t A good muny, I am
aura. There are thousands aud thou
sands and thousands of geniuses
among the common people who never
get a chance In big way. I greatly
respect my audience, there are so
l many rmart people In It Every bunch
of thousand la name to contain a
Lincoln or Franklin. Creatnesa la
really very common; opportunity to
display It In public arralrs. very rare.
Look at tlie geniuses In business I
Many of these men would mukt great
rulers.
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flrUIIK, ana ao nn.lli lor un i . . ,,,,. nflnl-n ..Inula.
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read, reati, reau; nouns, "''"'' . tnM1 drllln ,, cllt Into slices, add an
nnmiinil-lH, Ili-wn in iri mm niw uii-
nuta are In the market
let ua use them aa freely
aa possible. ruts are
rich In food value con
centrated food and
when properly masti
cated are entirely diges
tible. For those who
must not eat meat, nuta
offer muny ways of tak
ing the place of It
Biilude are Improved by a table
spoonful or two of minced or finely
broken nuts, and cukes and cake
(tilings are mnde more delicious by
the free use of them.
Nut and Cheese Roast. Cook two
tablcxpootifuls of finely minced on
ion in one tnhlvspoonful of butter until
the onion la soft and delicately col
ored. Add a little hot water If needed
to keep from browning. Mix one cup
ful of grated cheese, one cupful of
wulimt meiila chopped, one cupful of
bread crumbs, the Juice of half a
lemon and aalt and pepiier to taste.
Add the onion, butter, and pour Into
a shallow illsh and-bnke until brown
Serve with white aaure.
Pscsn and Prune Salad. Cut a
iKiund of choice prunes Into narrow
strips, add one cupful of sliced pecan
meats, a nnsh of pepper and suit to
season. Ilent one cuprui or cream
until stiff, add two tnhleapoonfuls of
lemon Juice. Mix with the prunes
and nuta and aerve on a curled let
tuce leaf wllh spoonful of dressing
for a garnish.
Chang Cart
Williams 80 the train hit you and
carried you on the cowcatcher for sev
eral mlleaT
Drown Yes, and I suppose I'd be
on there yet If the conductor hadn't
kicked me off for not having a ticket.
For Croup
What Would You Do
lint It a shriHM'i fmrrlp-
ion ud U mliliont tA fcomr
or 3S yw which tltw croup
1 without wmlilnfl la 16 mtnum.
' Alt lha ouli heal rchrl ItMwa
lor Coulhl. UW Mr) Whwpuit
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Vonr hn vow khouie Mm tw
lthoul ft ho.lh.wf ihlavaluaMw
ttmMrW4 rwniMlr. rwooitinwodve ty tlx twit
CUwnM't wwrtillttt. Alk fwur drufrfcM DwW
laU.Ueka aUMMO. to crou tu Iwuiw,
from Kidney
and Bladder
Trouble, Don't
let these organs
make martyr
of you. Heed the first
warning that "things are
not right." Drink freely of water
and take Gold Medal Haarlem Oil Cap.
eulea. A world famous remedy for kid
ney.llver, bladder and uric acid troubles
since 1696.
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At all grunlit. la thm iIm. tank for the
hu m Uw klut m4 Bwht kus.
ficult It Is to find anything worth
while! And I criticize the best I am
able to find I . . . As sure as you
live, teachers, publishers and book
aaenla of the various kinds, have
made too much of llbrnrlea.
A man wltb the better Job la usual
ly 1 better man than the man below
him. Sou never in your lire saw a
nullman conductor who ranked with
the train conductor who recelvea twice
at much pay.
ff
It the women And sklrta objection
able, why do they not wear punta-
loons as men do? Why should Ihey
ennui measure of finely cut tender cel
ery, mix with French dressing and
terve on lettuce.
Ovstsr Fritters. Mlnre fine one
dozen oysters and atlr Into the fol
lowing butter: One and one half cup
fula of flour, two teaspo.mfula of
baking powder, one teaspoonful of
salt a few diishea of cayenne, two
tetntwonfuls of minced parsley, three-
fourths of a cupful of oyster liquor
and milk mixed and one beaten egg
Mix well and drop by spoonfuls InO
hot fat Itrown and drain and serve
hot
Potatoes nre one of the foods that
are always with us and a dish of
creamed or hot rleed potuloes wllh I
A1IJ WtM.Hf,
Kilevae action,
raniMS. I akn Ir.
tvmsiH otNe m.
fUMl snvmbtanu.
wnesrMttff evsHieh,
tMUUr, UfcWu
forcOLDo
expose their legs lo giise and weather! W,a mmce served around a plntter
' of steamed snlinon is especially nppo-
We are alwoys Hearing 01 tne woir ,.n.
at the dtHir. wnen ne gcis in mere
has been a good deul of negligent
- ' w, I lonr I
Fir Wounds and Sores
Hartford's Balsam of Myrrh
Umt hx for irrt botlU II wM nlud. AllwMkra.
FROZEN FEET
Aftn the flnt muuim for frmira fottj
itmm or ar Oarlrail la the Idol traat
xnrnt, Iti medicinal alia and antlaqitls
chwmlcala aonth tha tliauaa, (liar aura
naaa and halp t opravant compllrationa.
A tO-Miil lirii from your druif iat ! all
that ta raqulrad.
Your monay back f It falla to aatl.fr.
SPURtOCK'NEAL CO., NubvllU, Traa.
la barring the door. ,
N. U PORTLAND, NO. 3-1028