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New Way to Learn Mutie
Ited and white lights flashing along
Just
Keep Stomtcti and Dowels Right
Br ttrki bohy the kennleee. pmlf
VosrUsU. lofmnu end oalklreo'irMcletcr.
OUR COMIC SECTION
the keyboard Instead of note on a
printed page teach pupils to play the
piano by the latest method. The key
board haa miniature electric lamp be
Little
srtassMtoBithlns.STStlfrlnf reanlts
t':
Crvr
hind Ita keya, all controlled by the
Si suklo Mbr totnach dlfecl
Smi
teacher'a piano. When he strike
chord, corresponding lamp light up
on the pupil s keyboard.
T fOM ona mweu more u
D
time. Caaruiteal tnm
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from Kenotlee, T)fc
stee, aleenol n4 all
The method la aald to be much
Our Pet Peeve
kermfal tnsrwJI.
ent. Bo'eend
speedier than the nsnal laborious way
of learning the notes.
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Very Unusual Children
OK Vlb-Wki ACC
' And FWO IT VASTLY
U IHTftKTiNC- TILL MS
about Those uttli taam
. ACS BAftCRXTT-
So Felix Had to Take a Trip
REVIVED
An Arknnnfli father whoM ton Wi
doing badly In collfge tried rulllng
him orer the loog-dUtaoc about bla
grade.
"Hello, John. Why don't you maka
better gradea?'' be anked.
Taa't bear you, father."
"I aay, can't you make better
gradea V
"Can't bear yoa, fattier."
"I aay, John, do yon need any
money f
"Yea, Dad, aend ma ISO."
Que$tion Rtviied
A plain apoken clubman aald to
fell aw member, "How many fool a do
you auppoae are la tlila club, berldea
youmelfr
"Bealdea myself," replied the other,
half Inclined to be angry. "1 muat
aay I like that.
"Well, then, bow many do yoa
reckon Including youraelfr
WEARING THE ERMINE
J In. rtatiWt lira. Cnnlne amrrely
apeaka to folka theae dnya. Seema
quite aluk op.
lira. Foi She' wearing ber new
fur coat
SatUM With Matter
Editor (enciiglng youn reporter) I
might rm-ntlcD that we are a very old
eatnbllihed, cnMratle newnpajwr,
and have upheld conatltuthnal mat
tera for ovet a hundred yen re.
Teong lloful (moat anxloua to
pleaoe) That'll be all rlfiht, air. There
won't be an) need to change them, aa
far aa I'm concerned. Iluuiorlat
Inheritance
Said the flapper, after ehe had lo
traduced ber new bnj friend to tier
pareota: "What aide of the family
do no think I lake a ft err
"Well, you bare ynur fill her' eyea.
dom and month." the B. P. replied,
"but you get your leae from your
mother." Country Gentleman.
No Progrete
Editor (reading IIS.) -Tog any
here, "eeema to advance, hut really la
aa onprogremlve aa a clock." 1 don't
Baderatand that
The Author Well, yoo aee, clock
la running all day and yet It alwaye
wlnda np at Ce an me place.
AN EVERLASTING EXPENSE
Pretty Wife A thing of beauty la
Jy forever.
Uubby Tee and an everlaatlng
expenael
rAia Meant Yoa
Mae I-aura hut heen telling the aw
fulleat thing about you.
June What did that cat eayT
Mae She aald that there waa a cer
Ula girl la thla town that waa allly,
ugly and atuck op I
We All Knew 'Em
' Toot and mouth dlienae baa now
epread te golfer. "
"To golferer
"Tmb, they foot It all day and moutb
about It all night"
Matehlett
Shipper I'd like te match thla piece
f ribbon, please.
Clerk Unfortunately, we cannot
madam. It happens to be one of the
matchleaa bargains' we offered last
week.
Still Saying It
Husband P'you know, my dear,
tblnk I played better golf ten years
ago,
Wife Teat Henry, I remember hear
log you any ee.at the lime.
That Cold
VMay End in Fla
I Check it Todays
I There'aa way todoU-HILl'S. Doe
I the four necessary things in one.
I 8is tfca c!4 In twratr-iaw hour.
A checks the fryer, opes the
Dnwrie.topeetneeiKlratrfteni.
Hill.
mil Deuitnied with mrtkins lest.
StODA Go rih now snd got HILL'S,
COlo HILL'S
V r ' t 1 ' i
EYRS HURT?
rm to Prime IhImm
IIOP mnd mm. Mkrhall
iTl m semtri
Mf Wonrlr riaM tmw Tart
Ring Wa in Safe Spot
At Elmdale, Kan a brand-new bride
created furor when ahe lost a $.'100
diamond engagement ring. The entire
town turned out te try te find It and
after everyone had mlsaed dinner the
bride bapiened to remember rhe hsd
hid the diamond In ber stocking. In
dlanapolla New.
6822 Deaths from
Whooping Cough
Whooping cough b the most neglected
of ebildren'e diseases, and on of the
moat dangerous. There are 6822
Jf1.' Ported in single year In the
United State from this disease. There
la no cure for whooping cough, it usu
ally runs it course, but relief eaa be
given and ita duration ahortened. A
few drops of Dr. Drake'a Gleaaeo will
relieve the moat violent paroxysm of
coughing, and given regularly it will
lessen the seventy of the attacks and
bnng; quicker recovery. Endorsed by
physical! and fold by druggist on
funt f complete aatisfactioa.
We by all dealer everywhere.
Finding Hit Sphere
"Why did you aend your eon
Into
the air aervlver"
"Uecause he la no earthly good.1
Hit part of life which we really like
la short Seneca.
00 YOU SUFFER FROM
THt.1
OfHsj TaV Mm re4i04 tMa
U BajaMgtnkf wtmm etoew
nirwem Vfttartaam. Uj Missr-
Milv Ud s.UrTaWTT
fal reiwt tern t-remomm m
MlM,rwl, !W.tU.
emem-t rm. lMyaAliaj.
liU OeVCXtk ltr Tew
Svlf-lauoatlon abuunda among tn
unpolished, but nothing can stamp
man more rharply aa Ill-bred. Charles
Buxton.
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SAY "BAYER ASPIRIN" and INSIST!
Unless you see the "Bayer Cross" on tablets you are
not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe
by millions and prescribed by physicians for 25 years.
DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART
C TmO e-AcePt only "Bayer" package
SiJUi which contains proven directions.
t MJ HandT "Bayer" boxes of 12 tablets
Also bottles of 24 and 100 Druggists.
AaaUls Is Um treat eurk tt Beyer Meaeieetere of UoaoaeeUesctdMUt of BelkrUeaeM
I "V V
Loosena the
ffiVM t ffOCwl
f'.'-'y'.'-
rt.--(r-t
Tor Wewiea who oe4 effeetlvo daw-he prtw.
aer, ttee Wi-llwi eetrlngant, eoothlne. eele.
lUMiit lor elrrulor. II ki., C. O. I. Wo N.ee
Lobor., Bi., , Ste. "C," Loo Anselee.Collt.
HOT m uHM one other eymplnme of
Hleh ni'r4 HreMore ere quickly relieved or . '
MKNOIIH. II for trtel. (leve. Chem. Co, .
mt rieod Bldf,, Sea rreneleoo. Cent.
SCHOOL FOR MEN
TroWewlerBUSIflUS.nADUeir'IOrUSlOW j
JUrell e.er line. Need for literature. .
OMOOM INTITUTC OF TICHNOLOOV IT
X. M. V. A. UUg. rorUeuMLUreeoa '
When a man gels a chance to dls
pose of hit troubles be alwaya heap
up the measure.
For Coldt, Grip or Influenza '
and ss a Preventive, take Laxative.'
RROMO QUININB Teblete. A He to and
Proven Remedy. The boa bears the,-,
signature of US W. Grove, I0o. Adv.
A dog never pretends; but a eat!
doea. '"
FROZEN FEET
After the Sret reee.aree for froiea feet,
Cnser or eeuro Corboll le tbo iaoej treat
ent. Its Mdlciiwl oils an4 utfeeptls
ekeealeaU Booth the tiaeoee, slier eoro
Sjoeo one kelp t ovreveat oonplleattoaa.
A IS-eeat bos (roes our aruf flit is al
that le reooire.
Tour aioner back f It falla to aattifib
rURLOCK-NEAL CO.. teaeheiUo. Teeew
CallOeiscs
Quick, safe, ettre relief from
painful callouses on the feet
Ai ofi enej mi&t enej
XHSdwlis
ZinO'pads
ISetoMea-HlM
n.f. i n i t ir
(OMOO-Hl
aifcfee
naniora s caisam 01 myrrs .
A Healing A: hseptic r
Meeerkaek tm Sret kettle UseiOBltel. All
Garfield Te
Was Your
Grandmother's Remedy
For every stomach
and intestinal lit
Thla ;ood old fash
ioned herb bom
remedy for consti
pation, stomach ll!a
and other derange .
ments cf the ej-s-
tem so prevalent these days Is In even
greater favor aa family medicine
than In your grandmother' day.
We Have With V
Never us the world su wide fic
happiness, never so deep for the cur
rent of frletidllnl-sa. NVvtr so inutiy
men of good will, never m nr.lcnt a
desire for pei-e on eiitih. m-vt-r sa
many Ihlncs lo moke one hiippy. '
Wouinn's Home rompiinlon.
Thought lor Today
An acre of urfWmiiiic Is worth
whole world of promlee. Howell
Soothes the Throat
nrilmrm.
nfoht'a ml1 Crt frvim rAiirrKinn
This remedy hat been relieving couphs due to
coldi for lxty-one yeara. 30c and 90c bottlea.
Buy It at your drug store, a a Or, loe.. Wocib, N. J.
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