t , New Way to Learn Mutie Ited and white lights flashing along Just Keep Stomtcti and Dowels Right Br ttrki bohy the kennleee. pmlf VosrUsU. lofmnu end oalklreo'irMcletcr. OUR COMIC SECTION the keyboard Instead of note on a printed page teach pupils to play the piano by the latest method. The key board haa miniature electric lamp be Little srtassMtoBithlns.STStlfrlnf reanlts t': Crvr hind Ita keya, all controlled by the Si suklo Mbr totnach dlfecl Smi teacher'a piano. When he strike chord, corresponding lamp light up on the pupil s keyboard. T fOM ona mweu more u D time. Caaruiteal tnm D from Kenotlee, T)fc stee, aleenol n4 all The method la aald to be much Our Pet Peeve kermfal tnsrwJI. ent. Bo'eend speedier than the nsnal laborious way of learning the notes. sUsfsatarr. 'l At Alt 271 as f f I L.I I ii'aTi 1 all hW iSNt Tri5 j MOrtyWILL I I I IVHERE IT PRY . WEAKER TfjEl PECLAPTOJL X. 1 ANP WARM 1 A ' I fl HORSED TD ME OUT- POOR AGAIN. ICerrJt. W N Y !7 rSTttl 171 DAT FINNEY OF THE FORCE : J viM.'.voOMfi, l til poXQoE. VC''X rnrECI' TVVftt BORN 1W WAV J I summon Tltf fl FsHOOED AMAV SZA IM TXB NHfiHBORHOOR j- CAU i4 BV TALK AV BACS7 -7T THE FEATHERHEADS "" 1 -gjgX B0ftt TOrf,tU liMH4 WH... J I VSVttATlCvM iV" kliW oiofcAto biawI jii umr twiv fuct tV8 1 I1 ACCUM0U.TSO Jil l tU( Tv4AT Jlu 1 RjUHD W VABS A 1 V V-r wIV4118 Wru1, IJIL 60 w,TU2(flB CAN aklv bovJ f m V" 9 WMwm XimtHl UalM IS THAT 70U, OOHH r mam n na 1 .. . ui' J7iiAl C1 OOHH. nJ KEEP WE Very Unusual Children OK Vlb-Wki ACC ' And FWO IT VASTLY U IHTftKTiNC- TILL MS about Those uttli taam . ACS BAftCRXTT- So Felix Had to Take a Trip REVIVED An Arknnnfli father whoM ton Wi doing badly In collfge tried rulllng him orer the loog-dUtaoc about bla grade. "Hello, John. Why don't you maka better gradea?'' be anked. Taa't bear you, father." "I aay, can't you make better gradea V "Can't bear yoa, fattier." "I aay, John, do yon need any money f "Yea, Dad, aend ma ISO." Que$tion Rtviied A plain apoken clubman aald to fell aw member, "How many fool a do you auppoae are la tlila club, berldea youmelfr "Bealdea myself," replied the other, half Inclined to be angry. "1 muat aay I like that. "Well, then, bow many do yoa reckon Including youraelfr WEARING THE ERMINE J In. rtatiWt lira. Cnnlne amrrely apeaka to folka theae dnya. Seema quite aluk op. lira. Foi She' wearing ber new fur coat SatUM With Matter Editor (enciiglng youn reporter) I might rm-ntlcD that we are a very old eatnbllihed, cnMratle newnpajwr, and have upheld conatltuthnal mat tera for ovet a hundred yen re. Teong lloful (moat anxloua to pleaoe) That'll be all rlfiht, air. There won't be an) need to change them, aa far aa I'm concerned. Iluuiorlat Inheritance Said the flapper, after ehe had lo traduced ber new bnj friend to tier pareota: "What aide of the family do no think I lake a ft err "Well, you bare ynur fill her' eyea. dom and month." the B. P. replied, "but you get your leae from your mother." Country Gentleman. No Progrete Editor (reading IIS.) -Tog any here, "eeema to advance, hut really la aa onprogremlve aa a clock." 1 don't Baderatand that The Author Well, yoo aee, clock la running all day and yet It alwaye wlnda np at Ce an me place. AN EVERLASTING EXPENSE Pretty Wife A thing of beauty la Jy forever. Uubby Tee and an everlaatlng expenael rAia Meant Yoa Mae I-aura hut heen telling the aw fulleat thing about you. June What did that cat eayT Mae She aald that there waa a cer Ula girl la thla town that waa allly, ugly and atuck op I We All Knew 'Em ' Toot and mouth dlienae baa now epread te golfer. " "To golferer "Tmb, they foot It all day and moutb about It all night" Matehlett Shipper I'd like te match thla piece f ribbon, please. Clerk Unfortunately, we cannot madam. It happens to be one of the matchleaa bargains' we offered last week. Still Saying It Husband P'you know, my dear, tblnk I played better golf ten years ago, Wife Teat Henry, I remember hear log you any ee.at the lime. That Cold VMay End in Fla I Check it Todays I There'aa way todoU-HILl'S. Doe I the four necessary things in one. I 8is tfca c!4 In twratr-iaw hour. A checks the fryer, opes the Dnwrie.topeetneeiKlratrfteni. Hill. mil Deuitnied with mrtkins lest. StODA Go rih now snd got HILL'S, COlo HILL'S V r ' t 1 ' i EYRS HURT? rm to Prime IhImm IIOP mnd mm. Mkrhall iTl m semtri Mf Wonrlr riaM tmw Tart Ring Wa in Safe Spot At Elmdale, Kan a brand-new bride created furor when ahe lost a $.'100 diamond engagement ring. The entire town turned out te try te find It and after everyone had mlsaed dinner the bride bapiened to remember rhe hsd hid the diamond In ber stocking. In dlanapolla New. 6822 Deaths from Whooping Cough Whooping cough b the most neglected of ebildren'e diseases, and on of the moat dangerous. There are 6822 Jf1.' Ported in single year In the United State from this disease. There la no cure for whooping cough, it usu ally runs it course, but relief eaa be given and ita duration ahortened. A few drops of Dr. Drake'a Gleaaeo will relieve the moat violent paroxysm of coughing, and given regularly it will lessen the seventy of the attacks and bnng; quicker recovery. Endorsed by physical! and fold by druggist on funt f complete aatisfactioa. We by all dealer everywhere. Finding Hit Sphere "Why did you aend your eon Into the air aervlver" "Uecause he la no earthly good.1 Hit part of life which we really like la short Seneca. 00 YOU SUFFER FROM THt.1 OfHsj TaV Mm re4i04 tMa U BajaMgtnkf wtmm etoew nirwem Vfttartaam. Uj Missr- Milv Ud s.UrTaWTT fal reiwt tern t-remomm m MlM,rwl, !W.tU. emem-t rm. lMyaAliaj. liU OeVCXtk ltr Tew Svlf-lauoatlon abuunda among tn unpolished, but nothing can stamp man more rharply aa Ill-bred. Charles Buxton. ft A5 at J- SAY "BAYER ASPIRIN" and INSIST! Unless you see the "Bayer Cross" on tablets you are not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for 25 years. DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART C TmO e-AcePt only "Bayer" package SiJUi which contains proven directions. t MJ HandT "Bayer" boxes of 12 tablets Also bottles of 24 and 100 Druggists. AaaUls Is Um treat eurk tt Beyer Meaeieetere of UoaoaeeUesctdMUt of BelkrUeaeM I "V V Loosena the ffiVM t ffOCwl f'.'-'y'.'- rt.--(r-t Tor Wewiea who oe4 effeetlvo daw-he prtw. aer, ttee Wi-llwi eetrlngant, eoothlne. eele. lUMiit lor elrrulor. II ki., C. O. I. Wo N.ee Lobor., Bi., , Ste. "C," Loo Anselee.Collt. HOT m uHM one other eymplnme of Hleh ni'r4 HreMore ere quickly relieved or . ' MKNOIIH. II for trtel. (leve. Chem. Co, . mt rieod Bldf,, Sea rreneleoo. Cent. SCHOOL FOR MEN TroWewlerBUSIflUS.nADUeir'IOrUSlOW j JUrell e.er line. Need for literature. . OMOOM INTITUTC OF TICHNOLOOV IT X. M. V. A. UUg. rorUeuMLUreeoa ' When a man gels a chance to dls pose of hit troubles be alwaya heap up the measure. For Coldt, Grip or Influenza ' and ss a Preventive, take Laxative.' RROMO QUININB Teblete. A He to and Proven Remedy. The boa bears the,-, signature of US W. Grove, I0o. Adv. A dog never pretends; but a eat! doea. '" FROZEN FEET After the Sret reee.aree for froiea feet, Cnser or eeuro Corboll le tbo iaoej treat ent. Its Mdlciiwl oils an4 utfeeptls ekeealeaU Booth the tiaeoee, slier eoro Sjoeo one kelp t ovreveat oonplleattoaa. A IS-eeat bos (roes our aruf flit is al that le reooire. Tour aioner back f It falla to aattifib rURLOCK-NEAL CO.. teaeheiUo. Teeew CallOeiscs Quick, safe, ettre relief from painful callouses on the feet Ai ofi enej mi&t enej XHSdwlis ZinO'pads ISetoMea-HlM n.f. i n i t ir (OMOO-Hl aifcfee naniora s caisam 01 myrrs . A Healing A: hseptic r Meeerkaek tm Sret kettle UseiOBltel. All Garfield Te Was Your Grandmother's Remedy For every stomach and intestinal lit Thla ;ood old fash ioned herb bom remedy for consti pation, stomach ll!a and other derange . ments cf the ej-s- tem so prevalent these days Is In even greater favor aa family medicine than In your grandmother' day. We Have With V Never us the world su wide fic happiness, never so deep for the cur rent of frletidllnl-sa. NVvtr so inutiy men of good will, never m nr.lcnt a desire for pei-e on eiitih. m-vt-r sa many Ihlncs lo moke one hiippy. ' Wouinn's Home rompiinlon. Thought lor Today An acre of urfWmiiiic Is worth whole world of promlee. Howell Soothes the Throat nrilmrm. nfoht'a ml1 Crt frvim rAiirrKinn This remedy hat been relieving couphs due to coldi for lxty-one yeara. 30c and 90c bottlea. Buy It at your drug store, a a Or, loe.. Wocib, N. J. DOGCHEEfG GYHUP Pi 'S 5 h